You miss all the shots you don't take, soI'm practically shotabait. 19, short, runty, cute, and twinky with mommy issues. Sorry.I'd really like an older woman to look out for me, as I am pretty sick and useless, not necessarily a sugar mommy cause I am unfortunately pretty averted to sex and wouldn't be able to provide it. Though I probably could do suggestive things. Nothing too lewd or anything straight up nude but I wouldn't mind wearing outfits for you and stuff like that. While I have an aversion to sex, dirty talk and can get spooked off a bit easy, I am very kink friendly and like to talk about it casually.Might be a shot in the dark but might anyone be interested in something like this?I'm pale, brown fluffy hair, soft features, slim and soft body. Pretty introverted but I come around every while.I have telegram or discord. Joining a small server or group you're in would be nice too.
>>35470580You sound extremely annoying to speak to let alone spend time with long termEnjoy your permanent loneliness until you grow up. Best someone like you is gonna get here is fat old pedos trying to get nudes from you
>>35470692mad for nothing
>>35470764He's right thoughbeit, outside of a very rare women who also have other (severe) issues being a short effeminate mommyfag male is a total turnoff. Better to come to terms with the fact that you're only suited to relationships with men, especially before twink death occurs
Mommyfaggotry is gay but pedophile women are moe
>>35470580Not fooling anyone pooner
>>35470580Least obvious FtM. You will never be a man.
>>35470580Hii my friend (28f) and I (27f) would love to talk to you! We'd love a boy to dress up in cute outfits for us. We're two very close friends who love vintage stuff and are gearing up for spooky harvest season vibes. We have so many costume ideas. We'd also like somebody to watch stuff like OTGW with us this halloween if you're interested! When you add, tell me a little bit about yourself and send a faceless pic so we know you're not a random gross /soc/ male.Discgranny_maxxing
>>35471457Case in point the eponymous mentally ill freak pretending to be a woman looking to squeeze you for nudes
>>35470883Its a board for looking for people, I'll never know if I don't ask. Though for the kind of degenerate shit thats posted here I didn't expect it to be so whiny over an ask like this.>>35471327>>35471334If the concept of a naturally runty or short male is so unbelievable to you then I really don't know what I'm supposed to tell you lol. Congrats on being well fed as a kid I guess?>>35471457Thank you I'll check this out when I get the time. I love celebrating halloween. Its my favourite.
>>35471565No one's whining, they're pointing out how you're not gonna get what you're after here (although its funny you're dumb enough to think >>35471457 is real women). If there's anything to "whine" about it's that you're clogging up the board with your duplicate thread instead of using existing ones
your first impression to a woman being "Im a little baby boy that needs mama to take care of me" will never ever ever work until the end of time
>>35471577>>35471583what ever will i do
>>35471457>>35471565I can, unfortunately, confirm with 99% certainty that she's an FtM. If any CIS cute boys wanna be dressed up, feel free to add