Hey JLP I doubt you are here anymore. I had a dream with you in it. You cracked someone's skull open with an axe and beheaded two more people by the neck. Some people tried to apprehend you so I beheaded one and wounded the other in their limbs until they gave out. We had sex and made out on the floor right there. I found you a place to stay in a motel where you wouldn't be seen. I think, in real life, for the things that you have done in real life, you could still redeem yourself from your crimes. I'd go vegan with you, I'd make you go vegan. I check your name on searches every once in a while to see if you've died or gone to prison yet. I would still be sad if something bad happened to you, even if you did have it coming.
