>i wanna play as a goblin "ok let's see the character then">it's a female goblin>it looks like a green short human in the end (literally lol)and you're BANNED FROM MY FUCKING GAME TABLE
>>98080361Ok, I'm forever GM. You have fun.
So, what was the universal expectation of "playing D&D" again?Can someone remind us?
>>98080361Smart. I also ban Thieflings and I think I'm gonna start banning half-elves too.
>>98080447First rule, no fetishes allowed.Second rule, if nobody notices it's a fetish, you can ignore the first rule.
>>98080616>banning half-elves too.D&D 5.5 already did that for you.
>>98080643Why the fuck would I play 5e or 5.5 when I can play 3.5e?>>980804471) Keep your kinks at home2) If DM says no, it means no, no matter what rules you pull out of a book3) One person preps the food, other preps the table, third person takes out trash after session is overm 4th person cleans the dishes
I ban all non-humans. You're going to play the meta race with the free feat and selectable stat boost with an extra skill point and you will like it.
Nobody here runs games. Hell, you don't even play them.
>>98080361Did this actually happen at your table?
>>98080983That sentence includes you,retard.
>>98080643>dnd banned half racesHow was this taken by the dnd crowd?
>>98082036they didn't like it at all.
>>98080616Then what is my character supposed to have sex with?
>>98080631>>98080900Nobody said anything about that the last time I asked that question on this board.
>>98082182Male dwarves, obviouslyimplying you weren't doing that before
>>98080361Good man. Goblins only exist to be killed for loot and XP
>>98080915
>I want to play a goblin>Rapist warlord that fades to black every female prisoner and turns up with a bunch of new bone based weapons and some more slave-goblins each timeThere, you fucking happy OP? Does that make things better for you?
>>98084274Yeah actually that's a lot better
My character?Male goblin paladin. Lawful good.
>>98080616>ThieflingsStop trying to make "thiefling" happen. It's not going to happen.
>>98082168Like how bad and loud was the outcry? Did wotc back down?
>>98080643>Being so woke that you ban racemixing Horseshoe theory confirmed
>>98080361Ok, I wanna play as a white straight male human man, warrior ofc
>>98080361What kind of queer wants monster girls with all the monster shaved off? Gimme huge, bat-like ears, huge pointy noses, and sharp teeth!
