>"I don't know anon, we've got pretty much all our bases covered. Why should we let you join our party?"How do you respond?
you need a cool morally gray character like me that can do the difficult but necessary grim actions you won't be able to do
>>98100035>White women"I've got a dog and he and I both expect a full share each."
>>98100058Only one of them is white though.
>>98100078Left and right are white enough. That gives me a 2 out of 3 majority.
>>98100035>I wasn't asking to join your party, I was asking the slutty cleric if she wants to party.
>>98100035Oh hey wizard, didnt know you post here
>>98100035Dont need you HOS in the first place!
>>98100035This is what most of my parties look like because I play text-based TTRPGs on Discord using VTTs like Roll20 and Foundry. Yes, most of the other players are trans and yes, we ERP.
>>98100480Holy? Based.
>>98100480Every word of this post is pure evil.
>>98100035>all bases covered>without a straight white human male fighterlmao they won't get through a single room of that dungeon
>>98100526Read the room and recognize (you) are the straight white male. This is obviously an ERP-heavy group given the outfits which means you’ll get to be the big hero *and* the party stud.
>>98100480HOLY BASED
>>98100541>it's a straight white male wish fulfillment party>no barefoot female elves C'mon now.
>>98100541>(you) are the straight white maleAnd without me they don't stand a chance against the foul beasts that prowl the dungeon's treacherous halls.>>98100554As if I'd lay with subhuman freakshit.
>proud holy warrior>dresses like the biggest slut in the world Hmm yes, perfect.
>>98100604I know, right? It's perfect.
Artist is kairunoburogu. You can find them on all the relevant sites.
>>98100480I am unworthy of this power level
>>98100035my honest reaction:
>>98100573>>98100526A beserk fan is certainly more interested in laying with men.>>98100480I doubt it, because most troons are furries these days, so they'd all be some heckin borkin puppygirl race.
>>98100630>that very slight hint of chub on the cleric
>>98100035I open a pickle jar in front of them.
>>98100480
>>98100647>I doubt it, because most troons are furries these days, so they'd all be some heckin borkin puppygirl race.Some of them play busty animal girls but most of them play humans or near-humans because the setting encourages that more. No loss to me, I think Pulchra from ZZZ is hot.
>>98100604
>>98100035Artist is kairunoburogu
>>98100035What match is steel or (*scoffs*) prayer for a master of the dark arts? What can arcane tricks do against real power? My fel magicks can bring even the most foul and black-hearted of demons to heel. You would do well not to make an enemy out of one such as I, lest you taste the bite of my accursed spellcraft...
>>98100710Heard you the first time bud. >>98100630
>>98100647Men (female)
>>98100637I have jerked it to this porn.
>>98100526>straight white human male fighter
>>98100729>toxic masculinity cuntboy griffithI kneel before impeccable amd sublime taste
>>98100480Kek
>>98100714Posts like this would make this board a better place.I enjoyed your post.
>>98100832My favorite scene is the fat-butt sorceress getting pressed and then doggystyled.
>>98100480People like this experience fulfilling campaigns and that bothers me.
There seems to have been a misunderstanding. I abide by a strict "no girls allowed" policy.
*rapes them*
>>98100035>smokers and alcoholicsWrong table, I'm not looking for used goods or low hanging fruit.
>>98100971People like that are being pandered to by WotC.
>>98100862Simp incarnate, doomed to eternal inceldom
>>98101060Are they? Because WotC is sexless. They’ve drained all the goon out of their spines.
>>98100035You couldn't pay me to hang out with w*men
>>98100480>trans and yes, we ERP.gay
>>98101057Men will say shit like this and then lament how all the hot girls are with Chad.
>>98100480None of you are passing.
>>98100035I'm a 7th Level Thrallherd. Let's get along.
>>98101182Used-up bipolar husks aren't particularly hot.
>>98100035Quests belong on >>>/qst/, faggot
>>98101182Good one, Melanie!
>>98100035Traditional games?
>>98100647>>98100687Puppygirl is just a thing for the ones who gave up on being a man because it was too hard and you had to earn being loved, only to find being """A girl""" did not force everyone to love and coddle them enough, so they now want to be an animal that's loved and doted on unconditionally. It's a disturbing combination that's more Nurgle than Slaanesh.Random horny AGPs are different and in a way slightly more respectable.
>>98100971>People like this experience fulfilling campaignsIf my brief observations of reddit are any indication, no, they do not. They are the ones most likely to have some kind of completely retarded drama that they are too emotionally inept to solve on their own, so they reach out to total strangers for guidance on how to talk to internet strangers (all while leaving out some of the most obvious red flags).
What the fuck god does that cleric serve?
>>98100480AGP isn't trans>>98101182ywnbaw
>>98101492This one.
>>98101497Sonic fag is a cringelord, a story as old as the internet.
>>98100992Kino
>>98101499MAMA MIA sign me up.
>>98100035>I'll carry your breasts for you
>>98101492That one goddess that every culture in europe stole and renamed like the worlds longest game of telephone: Inanna/Ishtar/Astarte/Aphrodite/Asherah/Isis/Venus/Lucifer(I'm not joking).Goddess of Sex, Beauty, Marriage, War, Political Power, Betrayal, and "Love".
>>98101404>Traditional games?Unfortunately
>>98100647>they'd all be some heckin borkin puppygirl race.Soul read on one of my players in my pathfinder campaign
>>98100035But I don't want to join your party. I didn't say anything
>>98101499Where can I go to sign up to be a cleric for this one?
>>98101499I would unironically love to have this statue in the entrance of my home...
>>98101531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B224XDJw6g
>>98100035>my pussy eating game is insane. >want a demonstration?>wink.jpg
>>98100480based
>>98100480uuuuuuh based department? It's for you.
>>98100035>we've got pretty much all our bases covered>cleric/paladin>wizardI can't tell the class of the one in the middle, but I'm assuming slut. So they need a rogue.
>>98100035>>30698438
>>98100035>we've got pretty much all our bases covered. Why should we let you join our party?My character reaches in to her pack and withdraws a watermelon and a plate.She squats down and crushes the watermelon between her thighs, letting the shattered melon fall on to the plate. She stands and casually tosses the plate on the table between them."I'm the cook."
>>98100604She's proud of the body that God endowed her with, yes. If I was sexy I'd flaunt it too, but alas im just skinnyfat.
>>98100035> Fiery redheaded paladin> Serious no nonsense rogue (I guess?)> Judgemental wizard trying to hide her shyness>we've got pretty much all our bases coveredMaybe an overly energetic genki barbarian or sorcerer that is the group embarrassing little sister?Or an blunt emotionless ranger girl?A nerdy druidess team mom, with too much unsolicited nature lore?A bard diva mischievously playing matchmaker?A delinquent.punk monk girl that is the paladin rival and yet friend?Magical girl warlock?
>>98100035To open jars, kill rats and spidesr (the regular ones) and set up the tent at night?
>>98100035I know just the man for the job
>>98100480Incredible
>>98100971In my experience, fulfilling campaigns and ERPGs do not mix well unless you happen to have the perfect group of people who are able to find a common wavelength. Finding the right ratio of E to RPG and finding and keeping good players can be a serious challenge, though it is doable.If it's any consolation, >>98101459 is correct and most of these groups are not successful and result in stupid nerd drama.
>>98102999I know it's doable. I've found it. I've ran and played in multiple ERPG campaigns.
>>98103212How the fuck do you call up random people and pretend to have sex with them over voicechat? I would die of cringe
>>98100058You are brown.
>>98100035I've seen this one before!
>>98103217First off, we don't pretend to have sex over voicechat. Everything is done through text and side-scenes on Discord. Secondly, we have been playing together for almost ten years now, we're well-aware of all our kinks and interests. We do sometimes talk over voice about how one character or another has very large boobs (breasting boobily) or another PC is going to "destroy" another PC later that night.
>>98103217BPD with a hit of Tulpa.
>>98100035Who are you quoting? Serious question, because of it's the one on the left she's just teasing and clearly wants me in. If it's one of the other two I'm better off excusing myself. So again: who are you quoting?
>>98102597Hit the gym nigga
>>98100480The biggest faggot of all time.
>>98100480We found him, the cancer.
>>98100058This is the most forced meme I've ever seen, considering 90% of bestiality porn is south-American and Asian and a ton of brown cultures have active cultural traditions of fucking animals.Where'd you nogs think Tijuana Donkey Shows came from? Kansas?
>>98104117Ahhh you mad lol
>>98104117>Still defending white women in 2026I’m not even calling them whores, but this defense of Milady is crazy.
>>98100714>he thinks his warlock would even be a speedbump to CoDzilla
>>98100035You Would Be Wise To Join My Gang
>>98104117animal fucking is a proud welsh tradition, it's not forced at all! Well, I guess the sheep are.
>>98100035You can't split into teams with three party members and you don't appear to have anyone who might survive having a sharp stick jabbed at them.
>>98105989>wtf not blindly accepting my astroturfed "meme?" bigot!Shalom, Rabbi.
>>98104117Stop being offended libtard
>>98101415>Random horny AGPs are different and in a way slightly more respectable.AGP's are the trannies most people complain about and are literally what you describe Then there's the ones who would just be gay twinks in any other era
>>98100035>sorry, I should have said. I'm not really interested in the whole "forming the party" stuff. I can play along a little but I'd really rather we keep this part brief, otherwise I'd rather find another group, I honestly genuinely hate the whole process. I prefer groups that are either already a party from the start, or just breeze through it in a line or two as we first take control of our characters.
>>98100035>grunt>spend a minute turning around>lumbers towards knight-shaped hole that used to be the door to the tavern
>>98100035I am a human male Cleric, and my goddness blessed me with sex. Now let's do the sex.
>>98104117All women are zoophiles. Why did you think they can sleep with men without throwing up?
>>98106827It's not just agp, it's AGP + autism + sophistry + anti-beauty ideals. Most women are AGP and they look good.
>>98101499Ako Kimura?
>>98100035"For I before you now am long-lost. Cast wayfarer over distances vast & welcome to all the open sky may behold beneath it's endless awning. The heart beneath this chest is one which has seen the vainglorious roar of a Troll amid savage brutality with a host of Gorgons. Which has beheld the stars above go wild as the mountains unleash avalanches in humming along to the wyrd hex-workings of a forgotten Witch engulfed in the deep shadow of the elder wood, and one which has traveled amongst long dilapidated ruins where remnants of the ferocious pride of ancient kings & grand accomplishments of now-resting warriors reside to beguile and fascinate we still living...a heart which has known all this, and become infatuated.""So I humbly ask. Though I know it is a great and sacred treasure I request, it remains my sincerest wish and most invaluable hope; grant me the post where my warhammer may seek out high ransom across the plains! I ask you to give me the chance to ride high on adventure! In return for granting the dearest wish of my soul, I bequeath that very soul onto you. Never will your path be uncertain, for I stand with one foot in this world and another in the realm of the spirits, who guide me onwards as they grant me aid in spellcraft. Never will the trappings of man's artifices nor the questions of the bizarre stifle us, as I've made a brazen study of the workings of alchemy, and my insight in that domain will grant us doors where one cannot be found, and mysteries to befuddle answers none can easily endure. I am now and forevermore-should you accept me-the key in your hands to unlock all doors and gateways, and the shield which shall deny the encroachment of the world’s disquiet and doom. As such, I do now ask you…will you allow me to stand by your side, to seek out with relish all that is stupendous and breathtaking in this world?”
>>98103344Like .. you do this with a bunch of other men?
>>98109246With a bunch of men and “women,” yes.
>>98102970You and me? We nigs.
>>98100094Only left is white, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>98106150Btw the origin of that was that the Welsh were absolute bastards who would boat over the channel just to steal sheep, and the penalty for stealing sheep was hanging, but the penalty for shagging sheep was, hilariously, just a beating or caning or something. So it started as a tongue-in-cheek thing with English shepherds because they couldn't hang the Welsh thieves who claimed they were roping/leading their sheep to shag them, not steal them.
>>98100035None of you even have a penis, and all of you are massive hambeasts with milkers that will age out faster than dairy left in the sun. You do not have all bases covered, except perhaps physically, because each of you easily count as three persons by volume alone.
>>98106812Stop being retarded, retard. Not everyone has a life time ban from petting farms like you do.
>>98101037You fail. Your dick get cut off before you die.
>>98100480King
