>"Hey DM, I have a new character concept">"He's is the chosen Samurai of the Keiichi clan">"Shiro Keiichi uses the demon sword, Kurimaru, which is a +5 Katana and lets him use the Sharingan">"He must feed the sword blood every day to control his demon form"What do you do?
Audit their points total. Kinda tame for an OVA character but im not gonna judge
Probably send them the katana pasta.
Ask him if he's ok having such a target on his back because everybody and their mothers will hunt him for his eyes
>>98103155I re-send him the setting details documents and tell him to make it fit.
>>98103155If we have been friends for a while, tell him to stop dicking around, and make a character that fits the setting.If we arent friends, tell him the same thing but more politely
>>98103155>Fucking sick anon o you want a fox girl or cat girl gf to go with him?
>>98103155What game?
>>98104518This. If it's Cyberpunk, it's an automatic yes from me.
>>98103155Have every NPC they meet also own a demonic sword, tool or impliment that gives a big advantage but must also be fed blood every day. Everyone, you hear? For extra lols, get all the other players to do it as well.
>>98104855>Cyberpunk street samurai who has military grade enhancements that only kick in when his body is flooded with the particular cocktail of chemicals that comes in a combat situationSounds fun as fuck honestly.
>>98103155>Hey DMI kill myself in a gruesome murder-suicide.
>>98103155>Sorry bro, we're playing sci-fi right now so you have to turn into a mutant hulk instead of a demon. Also Kurimaru starts at +1 at your level. Otherwise you're good to go.
>>98103155I summon legendary six samurai kageki. Then I special summon kagemusha of the six samurai. Kagemusha of the six samurai tunes kageki to synchro summon legendary six samurai shi en. I then special summon two legendary six samurai enishi. I then summon swift samurai storm to destroy all set traps and spells. I then proceed to attack you directly with all 3 monsters.
>>98103155the twist is, of course, that he's actually just a very delusional homeless man. His sword is a bent fork. He has a mutation that floods his system with a variable dose of ketamine.
>>98103155The idiot.That type of premise gives the DM power over you. Other players might think they're an annoying edgy tryhard, but in reality they signed themselves up to be the DMs personal pet.And because they're an idiot edgelord with zero self awareness, they don't realize they're a fucking donkey following a carrot on a stick.They say:>I have a curse so I have to feed on bloodBut the DM hears:>you have complete control over my character's involvement in the narrative. You can pull on my puppet strings to force me down any path you want. If the character loses control the DM is in control. If you want to stay in control you need more blood. The DM has some blood for you, just do as you're told...
>>98107010Where did he get class levels from?
>>98107092He starts at level 1, like everyone else.
>>98103155Okay dude, that's definitely Maho and will get the jade magistrates on you in no time, and you're not even a Daigatsu so there's no great clan legitimacy for you to hide behind, just the "Keiichi Clan", whoever they are. They're certainly not a great clan. But sure, you can play a ronin with a cursed sword for exactly as long as you can keep that a secret from everyone in the empire. You took Curse of Tokigoshu right? Dark Paragon? What's your starting taint rank?OP, there's a guy who wants to play this exact archetype in every L5R game there's ever been. They're usually Scorpion or Spider, rarely ronin. The story ends the same way every single time.
