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>>98104039>TQMuscle slugs
>>98104039>What do you think your faction is missing right now?Tactical squads with actual boltguns and special weapons.
>>98104039>TQGive me back my Death Korps Marshal
>>98104039Sexy weapon teams
>TQVotaan need bots that are actually cool and not biritish punk. also mecha.
Looks like terrain isn't obscuring anymore. Vehicles get cover if there's terrain between them and the shooting unit and infantry gets the hidden rule.
>TQGood customizable kits that aren't spliced by a mongoloid
>>98104006
>>98104071They need the starcraft siege tank.
I like orks :D
>>98104039A lot of things but I will start with some marines mounting juggernaut, besides the hero one i mean, and Butchers.
>What do you think your faction is missing right now?Orks need a medium duty tank, preferably with a lot of the same weapon options on the battlewagon because the OG ork heavy weapons have been neglected for so long in favor of bespokeslop it's genuinely sad.GSC could use some additional basic units, like a "jump" troop, a truly heavy infantry, and a proper heavy vehicle.I honestly don't think Tyranids are missing anything. I guess for nostalgia bait I'd like to see a separate OOE sculpt that is a design throwback to the 3e beetlefex it originated as.Ad Mech need a Gobblapalooza style unit of techpriests that are all bringing their personal science projects to field test. They also need more servitor units, like a close combat servitor unit.
>>98104088nah, don't forget they are closer to destiny lol
>>98104107
Had a day off today, so I painted a small fella. I went experimental with it, no shades, no metallics, no fancy highlighting, just about 5 different random paints, a couple hours and a brush trying to see whatever happens. I quite like how he turned out.Do you guys think he has enough "Big Guy" energy to jump in the collage? He's definitely a small model, so it could fit in an ironic "Guy Ritchie Nickname" sort of way.
>>98104099>butchersgo play horus heresy if you want that. They dont belong in 40k.
>>98104101AdMech need the entire 30k roster to be in the 40k codex.
>>98104068While I think full on nudity in models would be stupid, I do miss some cheesecake
>TQAll factions are complete. Several factions could stand to lose several units.
>>98104099That juggernaut's head looks like a stormvermin.
>>98104111>melee terminators don't belong in 40kWhat? Did you forget DG have deathsrouds in both games?
>>98104111This must be the most retarded comment and we just started, decalfag
Shit I've managed to glean from the stream so far:Maximum unit coherency is 9".You only have to toe on for hidden to work, even if you're a model like Ghaz.You don't gain CP if your army isn't battle ready.Movement must be measured in straight line increments much like Kill Team.You're not allowed to speak, you need to have proxies/commentators for that.Terrain pieces have a movement allowance to account for how often players move them around during a game.
>>98104110Did you confuse /40kg/ with /WIP/?
So you can hit on a 2 and still take wounds lmao
>>98104113You don't like Da Vinci designs anon?
>>98104130Nah. He's just my uhh Dark angels watcher in the dark proxy, yep.
>>98104129>You don't gain CP if your army isn't battle ready.So we know why you know who hasn't painted their hellblasters yet
>>98104121>>98104127nu dg were made before the HH split. and im gonna be honest deathshrouds should be removed, they either make normal terminators useless or vice versa. They also do not look 1-1 with their 30k counterpart, you can barely take liberties with butchers.
>>98104101Genestealers could really use more hybrids, some other infantry and borrow one or two tyranids in a detachment
>>98104039>TQVotann:Ruleswise they need to change Hostile Acquisition to +1 to BS/WS so it can be used against cover.Modelwise, we need a walker, a grimnyr on bike, and a real land train.Sisters:Ruleswise need a more open melee detachment.Modelwise need more varied Palatine/Dogmata models, more generic characters instead of Epic Heroes, and a squad of Celestians armed with combi-weapons.
>>98104129had me in the first halfnut gun lie BRUH
>>98104099>>98104111>>98104121Dudes won't read their own codex.
They tried this thing in the new edition battle demo?
>>98104099>>98104111On the topic of Red Butchers, what do we think of the Terminator Detachment WE's getting in 11th? I mostly ask because I have 10 Chaos Terminators laying around and I could build them for either World Eaters or Iron Warriors, but I already have 10 converted Cataphractii Terminators for IW to go with Kravek Morne.
>>98104134I actually do not hate them, but i dont think they are suited to represent the design of Admech skitarii. And obviously, the miniatures can never cover every possibility, they should be somewhat generic, so people can come up with their own ideas more easily. (Cadians for example, as the generic guard option, with Krieg the less generic one). The Da Vinci guys could represent forces from a far off, and esotheric forgeworld, while the 30k stuff should represent mars.
>>98104142Yea my thoughts on the troops I think they could add would both be 1st-2nd gens - grapple gun sapper teams for the "jump" troop, and acolytes driving scaled down exo loader suits and using their extra arm(s) to handle a firearm.
>>98104134No I fucking hate them and I think they don't belong in the faction at all. But I could ignore them if I had all the cool 30k robots and vehicles and the daVinci shit wasn't half of the roster.
>>98104148yeahits pretty shooooty
>TQBring back KFF for Big Meks. I ran them from 3rd-7th and my footslogging Ork army doesnt work without them.
>>98104142I'd love some Acolyte/Neophyte and Aberrant heavy weapon team.
I like Eldar
>>98104134Worst part is pteraxii look great if you remove the wings and leave just the jump packs.
>>98104148I'm the only one who thinks this was the worst model of all the new ork models?
>>98104039>TQgun platform that's not a transportunits that don't hog the most expensive transport simply because they take 2 slots or plain out can't take the other onereal anvil melee unit with a 4++
>>98104039>tqGibe da fuckin scorpion in plastic. Or a butcher-surgeon support character at least.
>>98104134H I D E O U SI hope if they ever make Dark Mech they avoid this kind of shit. 30k Admech is far better than this shit.
>>98104039>TQ Sisters need some more aestetics exept gothic. Like Aztec preistess with an chainsaw. And Imperial agents need actual units.
>>98104164I think it’s bad but most of nu orks are.
>>98104134no no no no nogive us weird spider creatures instead
>>98104164It's not bad as a model but as a game piece it doesn't really fill a role.
>>98104148>Be mek>be able to wire orks and grots to makeshift dreadnoughts>peers build guns that shoot snotlings through the warp, mega dredds, lifta droppa and teliportaz>make a gun with legs
>T.Q Idk, eldar are doing well
>>98104134>2020I thought these were way older, damn
I wish defilers looked more like this.
>>98104134These would be awesome if they replaced the canvas wings with big swiveling turbinesSame with the archaeopter
>>98104196that's just a robot that would fit in admech, not a daemon engine for CSM
>>98104196Fallout is great but it has nothing to do with 40k general aesthetic.
>>98104134I do not get why they went with the Da Vinci shit.On one release they have the gimp pilots for the striders, body horror with stuff like the Sicarian Ruststalkers and clear focus into walkers.Then proceed to release a boat and Da Vinci stuff. My only explanation is at some point a directive from corpo was to remove the gimp and body horror aspects or at least one them down. While also making it clear to the public that admech do not know shit. So they stuck with this dumb cloth and sticks wings.
>>98104164I personally hate the new painboy, think it's a criminally bland remake of a really cool model, and genuinely don't understand why people were praising it. Seriously, I need someone who likes the new Painboy to explain the appeal to me, and how it's not a bad thing that he lost his gigantic surgical tool klaw.
>>98104203kastelan robots have a very similar aesthetic to that sentry bot
>>98104196If you're making a robot, it shouldn't be too hard to make it yourself, for instance in blender. And if you're doing it for yourself you don't need to give a fuck about how much you steal from other designs.
>>98104207The grot sidekick looks good
>>98104148The big guns just look retarded. The entire thing looks out of place to be honest.Reminds me of an even more cartoon version of a metal slug vehicle.
>>98104039>What do you think your faction is missing right now?A unit that can take a punch, that isn't the Talos or the Ravager, and more flesh-monsters. If they are trying to make the 3 sub-factions of the Drukhari into a detachment each, then Covens need more datasheets to be like the other two at least.
>>98104213>metal slugexactly my thoughts and why i dislike that thing, is cartoony as fuck.
My LGS received half the pre-orders that 10th edition got. I think the lack of new units turned people a bit off.
>>98104039Gsc sisters how we feeling?
luv me Warhammsluv me armyluv me list buildingluv me paintingluv me playing even if I don't do it very oftenSimple as.>What do you think your faction is missing right now?Bikes. They would be super cool with the churchy bits. We could also use a churchy Corvus Blackstar equivalent.
>>98104221you posted this already, doomer
>>98104101Tau needs the railgun profile to be redesigned. The next edition seems like it will be even more unfriendly to low shot/high damage ranged weapons.
>>98104142Acolytes with RPGs. Simple as.
>>98104142Deadly Limousines
>>98104224Pretty miserable.I still havent painted my goliath :(
>>98104224decent, not too buffed, not too abandoned.If we lose Final Day I riot though.
>>98104272you arent, it wasnt rewritten for the preview today
>>98104196They kind of did this shape with the blight hauler
>>98104039>tqMy faction is missing a creative team that actually cares and likes them.
>>98104142They don't need new units, they just need to make the industrial tools hit far harder than they currently do.
>>98104142metamorphs as a concept are basically free ideas, take any tyranid unit with a gimmick and have a metamorph variant that manifests those same mutations.Acolytes with horrible venom-varbs for heads, acolytes with wings, aberrants with gigantic artillery parasites on their backs, acolytes with ugly bald spots and screaming issues.
>>98104207I wouldn't say I *like* the new Painboy but I think it's an improvement. I really, really did not like the 6th edition Painboy. I think it's a clumsy sculpt coming from the era where nobody in the GW sculpting team besides Brian Nelson had a handle on Orcs, and he was busy getting the Ironjaw range ready for AoS's debut. The one good thing I can say about it is I do like the fun, characterful face.My preference is the previous painboy sculpt, which had a similarly oversized surgical limb but it was in a reasonable range while still being funny instead of being so unconscionably large you couldn't imagine the character moving around with it. I'll also include the Painboss in here as a sculpt I prefer to the 6e one.I do think the 11e one overcorrects on the surgical arm, and I'm not huge on the pose. If the idea was to make the focus more on the 'Urty Syringe this time, they could have pushed the design a bit more to bring out the derangement factor that's consistent across all of them more.
>>98104148I think it is fine.But weirdly enough I always find looted vehicle conversions better than any official ork vehicle better even better than the good official ork models.
>>98104245Done.
>>98104298I like the metal model, but I've always been very confused by what's going on with the knife in the saw arm. Is it part of the mechanism? Is it just jammed in there?
do we know when the 11th edition box goes on preorder yet?
>>98104284That doesn't necessarily mean it is gone.
>>98104305lmao
>>98104298>top leftAmazing pose, great details like the teef over the mask, tools are propa, looks like a support character that can still defend himself in melee>top rightI always thought it was a special character, fun model>bottom leftbeastsnaggaz, pass>bottom rightNot crazy enough, but would work as a "mini dok". The tool is too clean/well designed for me, which is a big problem of many modern ork.
>>98104298Is finger claws on medic the new design feature?
>>98104306>part of the mechanismyes>stuck thereAlso yes
>>98104148I think the main issue with this model is the dakkagun. If it was just 6 or so enlarged heavy stubber/shootas strapped together instead of an obese cylinder, it would have been better.
>>98104298Shit, I'm actually only just noticing that the new painboy's surgical apron started black with checks, and it's just been bleached clean of blood so many times it's nearly all white now instead of just the checks.
>>98104322I kind of assume the claws on the Apothecaries where there to rip the geneseed out.Like the IDF geneseed collectors.
>>98104305kek
>>98104039Sisters? Nah one's a femboy
>>98104342>OneDoes that mean they fuck?
>>98104322>>98104335Its not really new.
>>98104342>e cup tits>femboyhuh
>>98104354I still count that among this new range of models.
>>98104146>shitty generic terminators are the same as Red Butchers>the shitty generic terminators whose ability rerolls RANGED attacksNigger, you're just making yourself look stupider and stupider.
>>98103837Thanks Anon! I saved your recipe and might see if your purple works better than my current purple I use on my Marines and their vehicles. Greatly appreciated and have a a great day!
Britbongs, it's 'ot innit?
>>9810436940k is divided into:>1st and 2nd old 40k way too random and no clear identity yet>3rd to 4th proper 40k>5th seeds of the enshitification>6th-7th shit hit the fan>8th to 10th shrimple ass
>>98104168Yes, and plastic Decimators instead of Helbrutes.
>>98104371World Eaters shouldn't have red butchers.WE are mentally retarded to the point where they can't even take care of their own equipment. All of it falls to disrepair and breaks eventually.So WE having only generic chaos terminators makes sense, it represents marines who recently became corrupted by Khorne, so their armor is still in somewhat working order.
>>98103486I don't mind the story being static in codexes but when you're selling novels and narrative campaigns focusing on specific characters in the setting I'd at least expect some kind of character growth. There are like five Ahriman novels and from what I've read they end with him using time travel to reset things back how they started. Setting progression isn't cancer, it's something that can be done well if handled properly. Lots of RPGs have had metaplots and modules that led into each other.
>>98104399I like helbrutes but their model is so fucking static and boring. The man is mindfucked beyond comprehension, why is he standing there all nonchalant like he's aura farming.
>>98104226Yes.And Nundams with Lascannons. Finally give Sisters some long-range punch.
>>98104401Except World Eaters aren't screaming retards all the time. You'd know that if you actually interacted with any of the lore beyond memes posted on fuckbook and Ieddit.
>>98104039>>thread question:>What do you think your faction is missing right now?All factions should have as many options as space marines.Except for named characters. Nobody cares about who's Saim Han's "master of Jetbikes" or whatever, just field a generic one
>>98104335You can see what geneseed extractors look like on the primaris apothecary and fabius bile's henchman
It's totally fucking over.
>>98104408>I don't mind the story being static in codexes but when you're selling novels and narrative campaigns focusing on specific characters in the settingI mean WWII lasted like 6 years over 80 years ago and we still have not run out of stories to tell.But some how a setting with 10k years runs out of stories to tell? And needs to move the setting forward?
>>98104411Good thing about helbrutes, they're the same size as all the cool dreadnought models.
>>98104422I'm trying to give an explanation to the random design.The old one had a "suck" part attached to the chainsaw.
>>98104418The joke here is the column on the right is the perfect layout for every single army.
I want this back
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98104418Just play 4th edition with 3rd army books.The stupidity of 10th datasheet spread is a result of removing FoC and proper armories.
>>98104464^this. Thank you for having more than two braincells anon. A glimmer of hope in this sea of retards.
>>98104039The Bright Stallion
>thinking about warhammerHappiness :)>building/painting/playing warhammerPain :(Why can't I like actually doing this hobby? I want to. I like the models, I like the setting. I want to have my own little guys that fight other little guys. Everytime I sit down and try to build or paint my back fucking hurts and I get a headache.
>the advertisement example game for the new edition is esports slop with casters grim
>>98104507Sounds like you have a practical problem that needs a practical solution.
>>98104508Not just that but poorly executed esports slop.>audio issues (again, for the umpteenth time)>game starts on time, stream starts late, by the time the commentators have caught up with the pre-game explanations the orks have nearly wrapped up their first turn, all while in thumbnail mode in the bottom right corner>audio stays focused on commentators the entire time, literally no audio feed from the people playing the game so we get no feedback on how it actually plays out
>>98104507eat paracetamol and think of the pride of having a nicely painted army, think of the pride of winning a game, think of rewarding yourself with chicken nuggies with barbecue sauce afterwards... oh yeah, now that's the good shit
>>98104489Please don't. Leave our models alone.
>>98104508Holy shit marines got completely steamrolled
>>9810450840k really peak during 4th.
>>98104541We sorely need a good jungle terrain set.
>>98104507>my back fucking hurtsStop hunching over like a prawn impersonating Quasimodo. Bring the brush and mini up to your face instead, they're really not all that heavy.>and I get a headache.Could be a secondary effect from your back pain, could be time for reading glasses, could be both.
>>98104537Most likely scripted
How was that first game of the starter kit they streamed?
>>98104573Yeah, marines list is a complete shit.
>>98104584idk because there was no audio for the players, they streamed it like it was fucking pool or something
>>98104534Sorry, you will be required to turn in all of your old models to be updated to the new standard for the improvement of community relations.
>>98104437That's a retarded comparison. Imagine if there were five books about Poland trying to crack the enigma machine and by the end of it they still hadn't come close.
>>98104541vgh...
>>98104541I miss terrain not made of plastic
>>98104598Yours is a retarded example, you can perfectly have 5 books about cracking the enigma machine without ever getting close to cracking it as long as that setup allows you to tell other stories emerging or tangential to that framework.Do not mix up the story for the setting.
>>98104505Looks great.
>>98104649Nobody wants to five books where nothing fucking happens. And it's not like these characters are getting into interesting scenarios, it's always "oh then I had to fight some dark eldar" or "oh I fought a chaos guy and I was stronger so I won"! Stop bootlicking GW and coming up with pretentious excuses to defend their trash.
Repostan homeroolz profiles for Autoweapons, or "Spitters".R8 my shit, feedback yo
>>98104683>where nothing fucking happensjust because the setting doesn't move it doesn't mean nothing happens, there can be stories that don't change the status quo, those aren't suddenly disqualified from being interesting stories just because they don't tickle the tumor in your ass that demands power scaling shit.
11th looks hella good
>>98104712Which chaos god is that? Tzeentch?
>>98104706Nobody mentioned power scaling
>>98104482>grom hell skremSometimes I forget Warcraft was genuinely a beloved franchise that captured people's imaginations
>>98104733Tell me your example of a story that matters.
>>98104482I love this.40k is great because you can do simple things like altering Force Org and give personality to an army
>>98104740I always wanted gw to make a warcraft tabletop game
>>98104780with the StarCraft minis coming out, we can at least hope for some interest Warcraft equivalents in the future. Even a little skirmish game would be fun.
>>98104746A story like Bloodquest where a couple of space marines have to find a thing, they find the thing and most of them die or get corrupted by chaos in the process is fine. A story about a guy trying to reverse the curse on his legion for five novels that ends with him resetting the timeline with a necron mcguffin (it's always necron shit for some reason) isn't.
>>98104780>>98104792>introducing: heroes of the storm, the first moba tabletop game>with blind character blisters!
>>98104740It sure had mine.The Warcraft 3d porn when it isn’t futa is good though.How long until warhammer get this?Mostly because it is getting super popular yet seems to not have that following yet.
>>98104818>40k pornwarhammer is not even getting good fanart, no shot for good 40k porn
>>98104712By the Emperor how horrifying.
>>98104799I was thinking more like a tabletop version of WSG, where each player has 10 minis for horde or alliance and can make whatever roster they want from an eclectic selection of vanilla race/class combos. Or TBC races, since BE and Draenei waifu minis would sell like hotcakes.
>>98104835>warhammer is not even getting good fanartENTER
>>98104861>noblebright primarch/HH shit>good 40k fanartTo be fair that guy has better pieces
>>98104854>DraeneiLoaded coomers commissioned so many futa pieces of them that it’s unreal.I prefer night elves as my WOW waifu race of choice.Not that I will discriminate the others.I actually like the female dwarfs of Warcraft but they lack good lewd artworks.I do wonder if warhammer’s rising popularity is partly because of Warcraft fans moving away from Warcraft because of blizzard’s doing and went to warhammer?
>>98104835>warhammer is not even getting good fanartUnironically the nonce artist when he can be bothered to hide his power level.
ok so the primarchs are 9 feet tall because they are genetically enhanced super soldiers who were designed in a lab by the Emperor to be that way.But then why is the Emperor himself also 9 feet tall
>>98104835What makes a fan art piece a good one when it comes to warhammer 40k fanart?Like I need a list not just the “soul” copout concession.
>>98104039Hey everyone it's once again time for the collage anchor posts.This month's theme was Big dudes and was left to your own interpretation.I'll try to post an anchor every thread but if you can't spot me write"here is my may collage submission" and it'll be way easier to find you in the archive.Here is the link to next month's vote:https://strawpoll.com/wby5QLM2ByALooking forward to seeing some big models
>>98104886Those female primarchs are good in a guilty pleasure way like how I liked rwby before Monty died and it somehow got worse.Any good rwby x 40k fanfics?
>>98104417>Except World Eaters aren't screaming retards all the timeThey are.>surgeonsRetconned and don't exist anymore.
>>98104881As a coomer don't put me in the same group as futafags ruininig the best waifu race (draenei) I feel insulted
>>98104894Here's my collage submission, collageanon
>>98104889He isn't. He more or less uses his psyker powers to cast an illusion over himself.
>>98104182Don’t forget bubble chucka’s.>what if I make force fields like the Big Mek… but I shoot em!! And they can crash into things like giant boulders or float down and pop with a big zzap! Or neither!
>>98104886Mossa is so good I forget about them when talking about modern warhammer. My mind refuses to bundle them with the rest of the circus.>>98104890>no soul plzBut that's the base of FAN art: when the fan injects their own sensibilities and passion; fanart is not just 3rd party art, it's from a FAN. And fans are not drones.But if you want some clues:1) actually trying to be something2) either fits the setting and expands on it, or is super far but for a good reason
If I want to get into warhammer should I wait for that armageddon box or buy a combat patrol?
>>98104899>rwby x 40k fanfic
>>98102186If I recall correctly, Games Workshop's ROI is 40 percent
>TQNew chaos spawn sculpts
>>98104918>themfuck off
>>98104914All ork super weapons are fucking great.It's simple: powerful but "stupid".Splatta kannon gang rise up
>>98104929I don't know if it's a guy or gal, don't be a cunt
>>98104171With Dark Heresy coming out I wonder if GW will bring back generic Inquisitors.
>>98104491Playing older editions doesn't add more entries to xenos armies, it simply deletes the surplus stuff marines have gotten over the years.Which is right and correct, true, but the goal here is to up all others to current marine standards, not the other way around
>>98104881>Warhammer's rising popularity is partly because of Warcraft fans moving away from WarcraftBfA shat the bed in 2017, which is right when 8th edition came out. It's also the same year The Last Jedi came out. I'm sure there were some refugees from other franchises that flocked to 40k during that time.
>>98104908How are the Draenei best waifu race?I only played Warcraft 3 and trial of wow. I don’t recall ever buying a subscription for it.>>98104918>list points Thank you>no soul plsI get the original meaning.I just hate that it is used as a copout when no other words can be used and that it has as much meaning as media literacy.But the same level of bastardization as the concept of media literacy got.
Made a Standard Bearer to go on my Destrier's base.
>>98104530Where are you from? I heard everyone else calls paracetamol acetaminophen
>>98104943Would help to post the picture for it.
>>98104941I wish we had a better word than soul, I really do, because while I get it, I'd rather have something I can easily communicate to someone else.
>>98104923I don’t have the Casca getting the Griffith but it is ruby rose and the other iron guy edit I made a long time ago in gimp.Anybody got it?Has Ferrus been given significant character beyond being someone for fulgrim to behead?I wish the female primarch anime artist gave the female manus rendition archetypal anime tomboy hair.
>>98104946UK. The UK, Ireland, Australia and NZ call it paracetamol
Time for a check-up, gue'la.
>>98104960Not their most interesting character design, but I like how thye draw t'aus. Give us an anime with these
>>98104231They can always make it dual profile again. Changing submunitions to a stratagem was retarded. 2s6 S6 Blast 2 would be great.
>>98104940No such thing as coincidence.Was gw sending irl alpha legion operatives to sabotage nerd franchises to make warhammer rise?>>98104952That image might be the best explanation of it.But I still think soul is ruined like media literacy.
>>98104941>How are the Draenei best waifu race?Big tiddie goat girls.
>>98104970>media literacyurm, 1 hour video essay on (thing) that's actually about this new ideology I vibe with upon you
>TQCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
>>98104780They tried with prepainted heroclix style minis in the mis 2000s
>>98104039Eldar Knights
>>98104970>Was gw sending irl alpha legion operatives to sabotage nerd franchises to make warhammer rise?>X-wing switches to power level, pre-build characters and stand-in-points>dies>GW proceeds to switch to power level, hero hammer and stand-in-pointshmmmmmmmm
>>98104980I love hating that fucking bird
Recommend me good brimstone horror STLs
>>98104980>>98104988More Tzaangors your grace?
>>98104980More RubricsLess Birds
>>98104995I recommend you get some good brimstone horror STLs
>>98104959Oooh nice to know. Guess it's just an American thing lol
Hooo boy. I feel like this is going to be a fucking slaughter.
>>98105020That Marine vs Ork showcase was pretty bad
>>98104976I do not like their leg shapes.That’s why I pick night elves and blood elves and dwarf girls or orc girls because green mommies with muscle.>>98104977Remember Harry Potter political analogies?Why were those “acceptable” but not warhammer 40k ones?I don’t like either.
thousand sons more like thousand birds
>>98104039One of them's a boy tho
>>98105029that's hot
Looking for a super elite army.Should I start a knight army or should I buy some lord of skulls, defilers and falchions to go with my iron warriors?
>>98105029boys can have boobs, boys can be milked, boys can be pregnantwarhammer 40 thousand
>>98105023These games are fucking terrible quality. The presentation and commentary is truly awful. GW really needs to replace their marketing team or at least add someone who has some tournament streaming experience.
tzaangors should look more like arakkoa from wow
>>98105010>More Rubrics>Less Birds>Be me>Look at exalted sorcerer kit>notice amount of bird skulls>think about buying the kit to make the ultimate bird skull sorcererStill tempted to this day
>>98105027 (me)>>98104977Warhammer 40k is a satire when I want it to be a deep political commentary and valid critique of things like political beliefs I dislike.Also the imperium of man is the worst regime ever but would never say any heckin wrong word or do a bigoted thing to humans.I always hated that repetition of the worst drawing the line when it comes to offensive words.You want to be the worst so have them do everything terrible to sell it.
>>98104980On a real note though some new Prospero Spireguard would be cool seeing as we dont have cultists for whatever reason
>>98105049I used the bird head for the guy with mutated arms on the disc and I think it looks cool as fuck
>>98105027Blood elves are my personal choice, but only the TBC era where they had high school mean girl attitudes and mainlined demonic energy. Wish craftworld Eldar were that cunty.
you know for as much as GW likes shilling the whole "Veterans of the long war" shtick for chaos there is suprisingly little units with archaotech gear, especially since there really are dudes who time dilated few years into 10k and it wouldn't make sense for them to downgrade to looted trash yet
>>98105027>Remember Harry Potter political analogies?No, I didn't even finish the first book
>>98105069Isn't that basically what Dark Eldar are but on torment extracted energy instead of mana stolen energies?
>>98104626Turning trash into terrain is peak.I used to 3d print all my terrain but I make it arts/crafts style now. I don't really understand why but it makes the game feel so much...cooler? Idk cool is probably the wrong word but I know I like it a lot more. Idk why.
>>98105068If I were to buy the kit all the bird mutation would go on the same fig and I'd use him as a smol demon prince
>>98104835>warhammer is not even getting good fanart
>>98105076blood elves were more drug dens and crack fiends than torture racks, but yesAlso a big fan of the vaguely middle eastern aesthetic for elves, it really fits.
>>98105076Dark Eldar go off the deep end into Hellraiser muder porn territory. The fun of Blood Elves was that they were the typical fantasy high elf aesthetic with a raging drug (mana) habit, complete with tweakers running around their starting zone.
>TQLitterally nothing but we'll keep getting shit we don't needI'm so tired of extremely redundant new shit. GW is out of ideas. I'm pretty sure by 12 ed we'll be getting a full range refresh so marinepiggies can buy their armies again.Meanwhile, I'll still be playing firstborns out of sheer spite.
>>98105029Which is why they were re-imagined as two girlsThis isnt a hard concept if you are not terminally autistic
>>98105035depending on how much you want to get into customizing an iron warriors knight(s) would be pretty sick. For staying pure csm I'd get a defiler maybe 2 and see how the daemon engine is in the future, LoS and drakes are kinda old by now
>>98105088>40k but realism but not really + member gulf war?black books did realism better
>>98105096If they do it again I just won't play marines anymore. I'll stick to xenos. I love my tyranids and the new ork shit is pretty fucking cool.
>>98105049I feel like Thousand Sons are stuck in firstborn scale.
>>98105110I love my 12 inch armor leman Russ!!!! I love Alan Bligh!!!!!
>>98105075I read the first book.I do find it funny that those books were burned and then burned again.Only those from the second burning did not realize how stupid they looked in resembling those they hated but consideration for public perception seems to be a dead concept now.>>98105095>>98105076>>98105069I like night elves because I’ve been told they are tall Amazonian elves and can be gentle giants.>dark eldarI like to imagine a horrible punishment for dark eldar girls is to bound and plowed by the most “beautiful” monkeigh male.I do find it funny seeing dark eldar going about how cruel and no limits they are for torture but a relationship with a human is a step too far.Has that thing ever been addressed even if for laughs?
>>98105096hehe look how dinky they look
Question for ya lot, What way should this banner guy be facing? >Top is he's pointing towards where the Knight is running, but you don't see the banner as well>Bottom shows the banner better, but he's pointing in the opposite direction of the knightHe has to go in either of these two spots, I've already drilled the hole into the base
>>98105096Everybody rolls their eyes when you pull this army out I hope you know
>>98105110luv my pseudo-realism in 40k
>>98105116Give it time (and cry for the loss of the old kit format)>>98105120>I love Alan BlighYes, unironically
>>98105135I don't think anyone gives a shit. Any painted model is better than greytide.
>>98105120>speaking ill of Alan BlighVery brave anon.I know he is overrated. But he did good.Warwick though seems pretty cool.>leman russ mentionedShould I stick with 1:1 stl remakes of the current leman russ tanks or go with ones where the wheels the tracks go on are partially visible on the bottom of the tank like the rogal dorn has?I’m feeling that guard autism.
had a fun game of elves vs marines on the tabletopterminators are surprisingly weak to being stabbed repeatedly by wyches
>>98105139That is good, not the fanart
>>98104626>>98105081There is a soul to handcrafted terrain in a way that 3D print or plastic kits cannot ever achieve. When you look at a plastic or printed terrain piece, even if it's well painted and thematic, there is still this semblance of it being fake. It's too clean, too smooth, too artificial. Handcrafted terrain always looks like someone physically made it by hand: it has texture, flock, actual wood and foam, and a personality to it that mass produced terrain could never dream to achieve. It is like viewing a diorama at a museum vs looking at toys on a shelf. The second might be cool and convenient but the first has this awe and comforting aura around it, and you can envision the craftsman putting it together. Handsculpted vs digital sculpted miniatures have a similar situation, and even stop motion vs digital animation in some cases
chaos kniggas, a lore question - could a marine/lord rip the pilot out and mantle the knight with some daemonic assistance treating it as sort of "ascension"? Or would it just be easier to shove in some extra enslaved daemons into the pilot so they're subservient (to the usual chaosy degree) to your commands?
>>98105135When was your last game, niggy? Last year? Or are we talking years in plural?
>>98104894If you're cool with it here's my entry. >>98104110If not because reasons, Ill see if I can finish up a tyranid prime by next sunday. Finding time to paint is just a pain lately.
>>98104508We heard you like L shaped ruins so here's some square shaped ruins to go with them.
>>98105139To be fair things should look functional with minimal sci-fi high tech magic.There are limits that not even sci-fi high tech magic can explain where a device ends up looking stupid.Pic related.Orks might be the exception to this sci-fi rule. Might be a good example of it too.What’s the reason ork stuff works in current fluff vs old fluff?
>>98105153I hate people who can do stuff like that
>>98105120Is this meme actually true?Really what were the big boys of the forgeworld writing teams like?
>>98105151And why is that?
>>98105088Eldar GODS really are superior...
Eldar players on suicide watch.Aspect Host confirmed for 3DP
>>98105171I think this is stretching it honestly, he's neither big nor 40k. Collageanon is pretty open minded though
Anyone insane enough to listen to the 40k livestream to provide us with some new rules?
>>98105190Because the pseudo realism on the falcon expands the setting. It invites you to go deeper with, well, more depth.The fanart on one hand points at realism with the situation depicted, but not in a "40k realism", instead in a "21st century realism" (replace the eldars with a regular tank and it's pretty fucking normal), but on the other hand is not in a realistic style. It doesn't evoke photography, it's very much stylistic.The fanart is actually really boring, it has no depth. It looks nice, it's well done. But you're not gonna spend hours on what it offers.
>>98105096Don’t say firstborn here.Don’t say it in any context here.That word will make an autist screech and the thread will be shat up.
>9th to 10th edition>I really hope they get rid of a lot of stratagems and special rules that are bloating the game>10th to 11th edition>They're adding more stratagems, detachments and special rules to the game? I can't wait!
>>98105224Right, so a bunch of incoherent blubber about "realism" with no actual points made.
>>98105114I really like the carapace on this guy
I like having Greyfax and Celestine in the same army because they are cute together. I don't normally participate in the "these characters interacted which means they're in love" stuff but I kinda like this one.
>>98105096>>>98105135I'd look at every single marine with awe as I try to figure out where each bit comes from and the personality anon wanted to give to each marine.Faggots can't fathom that marines got the best range back then. I wish every other faction had that kind of kit.
>>98105236We're not going back to 50 stratagems for 11th, dimwit
>>981052369th was scary to new players but fun for veterans. 10th is boring to veterans but approachable to new players.
>>98105239>bait(you), no more.
>>98104305ROFLMAO
>>98105110BL did member the gulf war too funnily enough
>>98105249Just so you know, Codex Space Marines currently has 120 strategems.
>>98105242It's okay to like lesbians anon, it's 2026
>>98105255Just say you're an autist that can't get anything from a piece of art if it isn't labeled like a Ben Garrison comic.
>>98105120>>98105186Bligh was horrible with numbers and while he bragged he made “low scale nothing events” why is it badab became a massive event and it’s aftermath led to the red corsairs being a major warband in a couple hundred years as number 2 under the black legion
>>98105260The Damocles Gulf Crusade doesn't count because... er... well... it just doesn't ok?
>>98105242Just embrace the yuri, anon.
>>98105180>old fluffBecause meks.It doesn't always work, see catastrophic failure charts or weapons that only work on 6s, can scatter back, jam, etc.>New stuffI guess meks and waaagh powerI hate the new "waagh power greases the gears of reality" shit because it lessens ork meks. Is orkimedes a genius or is it waaagh power? Who cares.
>>98105266And you can only use 6 in a game. In 9th you have 50+ to use every game. The corporate drones during the Q&A already said you'll only have 6-9 stratagems at 2000 points.
>>98104939You never played 3rd or 4th and it shows.In this old edition you had mechanics and rules for making your own shit.Fucking Genestealer cult for example had a codex and rules in Imperial Guard. On top of whatever random shit you could make using those existing rules and adding shit from nids or make your own models rules.Hell most of 3rd to 7th is somewhat compatible with each other.
>>98105283>led to the red corsairs being a major warband in a couple hundred years as number 2 under the black legionWas that bligh tho?
>Grand Coven 2DPCue the seethe
>>98105210It's not like we realistically hoped for army-wide rerolls + something.This list is 20pt over 2k in current prices so I guess we only got a 10pt cut on scorpions because of stealth.
>>98105288At least with GSC during 9th. I only ever ended using around 9 different stratagems and that was stretching it. Most of the time I end using the same three because the rest where too situational or expensive to use.I hardly had a reason to use other 9000 of them
How is running Celestine alone vs with a big squad of zephyrim? Anyone broken down the math on the best use of the revive ability with a bodyguard squad vs just the celestine unit?I kind of like the idea of taking Celestine, taking the 10 squad of zeph, and then during deployment choosing whether it's better to have 2 deep striking squads or one big one. It gives you choice/flexibility.I don't actually have very many games of 10th, just several, so I'm still not sure on the benefit of the deep striking squads to contest objectives in this edition. Back in the day when I did play a lot, which was 4th/5th editions, this was a premier strategy and the jump infantry would do this every game and decided a large portion of my matches. I kind of like how "objective control" works now vs back in the day it was either held or contested and anything putting a toe on the objective "contested" it, which was kind of gamey. I much prefer the newer system of actually doing math to determine who holds it, and some units (like battleline) actually have OC 2 to represent the sturdy units holding ground. It's just one of the things I do like about the new editions from an old player.Anyway, "I've been watching some battle reports on youttube to learn and get other people's experience, and the vast majority of the time, Celestine and Zephyim just eat shit and die in this edition, so I'm worried since it's such a cool model and I loved painting it and would love to use it. Her and the Zeph superior with the banner are some of my favorite models in the whole game.I redid my whole army and have like 3k points of the new plastic sisters and I'm really happy learning the new edition. I do find it funny that there's a new edition so soon coincidentally, but that just means everyone will be learning a bit with me so I'm not as far behind.
>>98105283>Low scale >multiple titan legions >Imperial guard + elysians >Space wolves + Red Scorpions because they have to be in every IA book>Phoenix lord revived
>>98105110>realismRealism doesn't fit into 40k.
What army has the most kits with a pleasant building experience?
>>98105327Celestine is used as a backline mission piece. She's relatively tanky and you can't ignore her.Celestine+zephs is ass, it's a 300+ pt unit that doesn't kill anything important.She needs to give zephs something like Vahl does to her unit for the combo to be worth it.
>>98105212He's big in spirit.But yeah, its just that I really didnt have time to do anything else this month. Work has been killer.
>>98105210It's fine. This is early 11th. GW knows we are in a weak spot right now. When the codex comes out in early fall, we will get a full rework and probably a new unit or two. Obviously they wouldn't leave the game in a state where space marines have more movement tricks than Eldar.
>>98105216They keep doing things wrong so it's almost a disservice to listen to it.
>>98105328>>98105120Only Anaphelion complex is low scale
>>98105216So the esport setup with shit terrain and bounced out.Oh and the quality of the stream is embarrassing. My fucking local waacfags have done better streams.
>>98104068I like the one having a cigarette break, but how the hell do those shoes work? She'll trip every two steps.
>>98105355Lol, it's been really funny watching the slow changing of the narrative about Eldar not playing fair Warhammer and being uninteractive as those tricks have been stripped away from them and then given to space marines to play with instead.
>>98105355Mein Furher.. Steiner... >Steiner cannot release the codex until halfway through year two of this edition cycle.
>>98105369It forms a massive hive fleet as they were holding fucking bio titans in captivity IA was never low scale also why were the red scorpions always present?
>>98105392>why were the red scorpions always present?Because they were FW's pet chapter and they sold models for them.
>>98105373>but how the hell do those shoes work? She'll trip every two steps.I've seen a retard climb a mountain in high heels, stupid goth boots and silly high sandals.Usually the shoe dies before tripping. If you can make the shoe survive that kind of terrain it would not be an issue. I'd question more the fact that they are carrying heavy stuff around than going into combat with those shoes.
>>98105392You…can capture bio titans?
>Alan Bligh wrote the HH black booksS
>>98105044that is just a fucking Skeksis given a pastel wash
>>98104894My entry.
>>98105339How do you call picrel
>>98105426It's pretty clearly a reference, yes. The arakkoa live in an area called Skettis.
>>98105405Some GSC go around the galaxy collecting Nid eggs.Getting your own pet bio titan is not particularly hard
>>98105044Nothing should look more like WoW. WoW sucks.
>>98105445>wow le badit's been 22 yearsget over it
>>98104894Why does the alien horse wear the mask?>he's a big mount.
>>98105210>army sizes are the same Well there goes any hope I had for the edition.
>>98104894VOTE HEAVY! GO BIG MACHINES! GIANT HEAVY OBJECTS LIKE YOUR MOTHER!
>>98105440>nta butI love model pictures like that.Those red scorpion pics are forgeworld application portfolios pics if I recall correctly. There’s lots of variants of that.I feel ready to ask chatgpt or Gemini how to make these using affinity because gimp sucks and I don’t want to pirate photoshop because as much as I support it I don’t know how to safely pirate without giving my pc aids.
>>98105120It was worse, like 5 inch armor
>>98105451>it's been 22 yearsAnd you're still mazed. "Get over it" indeed.
>>98105458heavy is too similar to "big guys" imo.
>>98105440>how do you callThat's the ESLand Raider
>>98105463>mazedOh boy, it's one of these retards. Claims to hate the thing they are obsessed with.
>>98105440Photobash with badly proportioned models.Mediocre.
>>98104894A humble Tau commander. It was nice to train cammo. (Who cares you can barely see it.)
>>98104039Literally the only thing I want is jugger cav, I don't care about red butchers or a surgeon hero or whatever. Just give me some cavalry, GW
>>98105451it can be another 22 years, and wow will still be bad. it was bad upon its release, and it will be bad until the last person who remembers what wow was dies, and then it will forever reach non-existence as it should have been from the beginning.
>>98105461>Gimp sucksIt gets the job doneAlso amen on 40k photobash/montage/whatever
>>98105463What does mazes mean?>>98105470A thing that is unavoidable in any space to the point of ad nauseum is not obsession.It is getting tired of whatever it may be.For instance I’m a bit tired of L shaped warhammer 40k terrain.Doesn’t mean I’m obsessed with that terrain.
>>98105502chaos bikes coming soon for Emperor's Children
>>98105502this was the main reason I started playing chaos demons in 7th and exclusively khorne
>>98105514I'm guessing from context; it's newspeak for when the algorithm drags you back to said subject despite your (ineffectual) protests. Like how internet pornography is unavoidable... to me.
>>98105516>spoilerImagine if GW did that.
>>98105502You don't speak for us faggot
>>98105513I wanted to use gimp for those kinds of images.Used to always wrangle gimp to make bad memes.I’m glad you are smarter than me though to make it work.That boltgun actually looks better than the old boltgun and the bolt rifle with the barrel shorter.
>>98105529>Like how internet pornography is unavoidableI really dislike the fucking algorithm that gets you stuck on something for months just because you left your phone open on something 1 microsecond longer that usual.
>>98105132it would have to be the first one because otherwise one of them looks really dumb, either the standard bearer is looking in the opposite direction of the fight, or the standard bearer is pointing at the fight and the knight is running away. If you’d like to keep the banner visible, why not just fill the hole, and drill a new one? just put some brush on primer after and you should be good.
Are these coherency rules new? Did we already know about this?
>>98105546You looked at an oil painting of a tasteful ass for five picoseconds too long. Enjoy the deluge of hardcore anal for the rest of the fiscal quarter.
>>98105537Definitely feels their vibe
>>98105551the 9" is new
>>98105470Keep paypigging for those gay dragons in wheelchairs, faggot.
>>981055514th really was perfection compared to this absolute insanity.
>>98105551Large units will have to bunch up then.
>>98105551this must be fake how the fuck can I fit 20 guardsmen, a command squad and their bodyguards into a 9" box
>>98105555Think the worst one yet has been the Tau spam that slowly turn into cow hoof emergency videos.I do not play Tau and never had, but for some fucking reason since I saw an image of some Tau models painted by a Jap the fucking clanker went mental and had me stuck with Tau and infected cow hoof for the entire year.
>>98105582Yeah, how the fuck does this work with Ork boys and guard?
>>98105445>Nothing should look more like WoWWrong.
>>98105551Guess 10th objective markers can now be units.
>>98105539>smartIf I were smart, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussin' it here with you, would I? have spent half an hour making this edit with my mouse. To be fair it wasn't on GIMP it was on the windows photo viewer annotation thingy. Would not have changed much on GIMP>boltgun looks better. I think so too, too bad neither bolt rifles nor bolt carbines look like that. Not sure it's worth the conversion either, since I'd prefer some metal rod to reinfoced that kind of flimsy shit, plus the cut needs to be perfect to align the rail.>>98105557>Remember GW fucks shit up>Remember GW ignores simple things people ask in favor of random garbage (eightbound & jakhals, times 2)>Remember GW are corner cutting money grubbers>Remember GW staff don't know shit about their own IP>therefore lower expectations to the fucking ground>GW still manage to do less than the bare minimumI am almost amazed, every fucking time. It's like they have a board of people whose only job is figuring out how to please nobody.
>>98105582Like this.
>>98105514a rapist crashed out playing shadowlands and started screaming at the people around him ingame (who couldn't hear him) that they were all rats stuck in bobby kotick's maze
>>98105584>INSTANT RELIEF - Cow has MASSIVE (Insert thing) finally removed - 4k 60FPS.
>>98105566This is the shit that allowed conga-lining.
>>98105566>staple two more conditions to prevent a couple of loopholes>completely filters out retardsgood
>>98105445The old school WoW TCG art >>98104740 >>98104976 looks better than every piece of digital slop GW has churned out for the past decade or more.
>>98104894
>>98105606Congaline did not exist in 4th anon. It's a result of the retardation made in 8th
>>98105600man...GW really went too far this time..blocks of units and half circles
>>98105601I thought it was some new emerging slang word.A bit like how pol adjacents go to other boards to larp as leftypol.Why? Who knows.I just find it weird that they pick the warhammer 40k board of all places instead of more active ones.
>>98105614Zoomer-kun, I direct you to >>98105618Nothing in the coherency rules you posted prevents conga lines, and the picture in question proves it was done frequently.
>>98105621That's 5th
>>98105618crazy how not a single one of those nerds are overweight and are clean looking.
>>98105625Nice goalpost moving. Did it exist before 8th edition like you said here >>98105614 or did it exist before that, and what part of the rules you posted prevents conga lines? Or will you admit you weren't alive for the edition you're infatuated with?
>>98105614>He's never heard of the glorious Kroot Conga Lineget off my board tourist
Usually don't like eating many sweet things, but as of recent I have ravenous for Ice Cream, especially some of what I assumed were middling salted/normal caramel flavours that have turned out to be peak.What faction for me?
>>98105636mtg retards made their way into our ranks during 6th
>>98105637>revisionist history about congalinesWe can stop here. There is no conversation to be had.
>>98105636There are 3 kinds of warhammer nerd>fat blob (hygiene varies)>skinny loser (hairstyle varies)>chad body, but very fucking autistic/mentally ill mind
>>98105150>terminators are surprisingly weakYes
So here's my 2000 list. Champions of Faith.Vahl with Paragons with meltas, grenades, swordsCelestine aloneHospitalier with Triptych, with 10 Sacresants in a RhinoSisters with flamers split in ImmolatorSisters with flamers split in ImmolatorSisters with Meltas not split in Rhino, joined by Greyfax to buff their shootingCastigator with cannonCastigator with cannonCastigator with cannon
I guess this means movement trays for mass infantry are better to use now since 9x9 is a thing. Thank fuck I play recon IG and green tide.
>>98105650Brother I'm the one providing receipts while you're posting rules with plain english that don't disallow what we're talking about. Imagine for a second that the top image in your original post *wasn't* arranged in an 'M' shape, what would that look like, hmm? Would it possibly be a straight line that maximized the distance between the two furthest apart models in the unit? That's a conga line.Now, what actually stopped players from frequently doing it was the wound allocation rules. But you haven't mentioned those, at all, because you never fucking played 4th. You just want to grog signal for some reason instead of actually discuss what the problem of the system was.
Why doesn't GW sell their own movement trays again? Seems a bit silly to leave that market entirely to third parties.
>>98105636They are not Magic players.
>>98105452is this an aos model?
>being this ass mad about coherency rules you weren't around for
>>98105675they did at one point
That's enough painting for the dayRubric WIP. He's the test dummy for my army's color scheme and I gotta say, I think this is the one.
>>98105685I know, that's why I said 'again'.
>>98105689you need to NNM your thousand sons.
>want to paint>british weather is hot and paints will dry much quicker
>>98105683An AoS model implies it's good.No, its the new inqusitor bloke.
>>98105689Much better than the other two+ N00Bs
>>98105716>Be British>Air conditioning unknown technologyTragic
>77F in britan>too hot to primenot gunna make it
>>98105689>gold primeron no no no he fell for the memehave fun cleaning up that trim
>>98105621That's not congalining, though. That was a specific case done to counter a specific tactic. You wouldn't do this during normal play because it would render the unit useless for a few turns if it broke coherency by some models dying as 4th had certain ways of making the shooting player choose casualties, like torrent weapons or receving as many wounds as the unit has models.
>>98105685Gw can be weird in avoiding money making opportunities and then sometimes putting effort into making things that have too high of a chance of not meeting expectations.Movement trays should sell well among waacfags. Unless I’m missing something.
>>98105730got the big fan on aint I
>>98105730The kind of weather burgers get isn't something the UK is used to (Yet). British houses were built to keep heat. It's only relatively recently that the 'Once in a decade summer' has become the every summer (no awards for why that is). Moreover, the kind of houses we've build everywhere are incredibly difficult to retrofit with sophisticated or efficient AC units. Nearly 40% of the entire housing stocks was built before WWII ended. Given how NIMBY the entire country is, there won't be anywhere near enough new homes. We are doomed to have electric-guzzling mobile AC units in every room.>>98105741It's hot and very moist. The latter being the killing factor.
>>98105756I was curious why GW doesn't just do the "Only OUR movement trays can be used at official tournaments" to extract more from WAAC players.
>>98105804the edition isn't out yet. chill you'll jump the shark
>>98104129>Maximum unit coherency is 9"They actually killed conga lines in the year of our lord and savior +26
>>98105747Sure, I addressed that wound allocation is what made conga lining a dangerous maneuver in 4th, but it still existed, and after the former was changed to no longer punish conga lining it persisted well through several editions prior to 8th when the fake grog claimed it was popularized. The entire point was calling him out for making empty nostalgia signals by posting rules that had problems demanding additional rules to solve them, defeating the attempt to claim those specific coherency rules were more straightforward than what we are getting.
>>98104508And people thought the terrain was going to look better in 11th
>TQa mobile command center in a vehicle thats not a super heavy. I want something to carry 20 guardsmen, their command squad plus some heavy weapons. preferably a flying vehicle to help Valkyries
Has GW's livestream quality always been this horrendous?
>>98105874Yes, specially lately (I would 1 year at least) Live showcases particularly horrendous.
>>98104976this art is sick and I love draeneis. stealing this
>>98105858>20 + 5 + 6(+)>not super heavyIs the crassus a super heavy?>flyingNo way we aren't entering super heavy territory now
I'm still laughing at the new IW character>make guy in indomitus armor>give him different shoulder pads>'member cataphractii?I do memby cata termies, GW, you sell TWO IW cataphractii warsmiths (one being WW exclusive)
>>98105178it IS an improvement
first prepainted terrain, later prepainted models
>>98105171If he is a big guy(for you) then that's good enough.
>>98105952>prepainted>it's actually printed color
do ork kits with a nob come with 10 boys+nob or 9 boys+nob?do i have to not build a nob if i want a squad of 20 boyz? how does that work?
>>98106025The old box was ten boys and a nob. Who knows with the new one. Snagga boyz have tiny nobs because you have to turn one of the boys into a nob so I just run two nobs in a 20 man and say the one with the boss pole is the real one.
>>98105551Pls be fake
>>98105854It does look significantly better than 10th. A very low bar, for sure, but it is better. It only needs more varied terrain. The Codex Cityfight board is perhaps one of the best looking urban boards ever and it's mostly because every building looks different. The only issue the 11th edition basic board has is that eveey building is made with the exact same walls.
>>98106035It'll 100% be 11 boyz and a nob. Among the models they gave out at Adepticon there's at least one boyz body that isn't in any of the starter set previews meaning the extra sprue with the weapon options also has the extra boy.
>>98106035what about the easy build one that was in the combat patrol for a while?i found two sets of those for $25 a piece so thats what i ordered
>>98106061The nob in those is the same size as the boys and can build a regular boy. I'd just use the ETB ones to bulk out the 10 man squads from the starter so you have 20 man squads with proper nobs.
>>98106047>It does look significantly better than 10th. A very low bar, for sure, but it is better. It only needs more varied terrain.The issue is that people are expecting those really plain and boring tournament boards to suddenly become good looking, when all that's going to happen in reality is those same drab terrain pieces will still remain. They can just be used as the new objectives rather than the disks.
>>98105611
>>98106078Sure, but my point is that using terrain as objectives instantly looks better than having abstracted gigantic discs covering half the board. Objectives being terrain also makes the game look better from the outside because untis are naturally occupying terrain pieces instead of bunching up on a circle next to the terrain. So it's a massive improvement overall.
>>98106088Pure Ork aura.
>>98106088alex horleys WoD orks were absolute peak
>>98105600
>>981060253rd edition kit (retooled a few times), technically still sold but not for long:>11 bodies>one can be build as a boss nob w/options for power klaw and big choppa>two can be build with special weapons, up to 1 rokkit or big shoota each>all can choose between slugga and choppa loadout or shoota loadout>lots of variety for heads, torsos, arms2021 kit, also likely to be discontinued soon:>10 bodies>one MUST be built as a Nob with a big choppa>one MUST be built as a special weapon ork, rokkit or Big shoota>3 MUST be built with shootas>5 MUST be build with sluggas and choppas>no variety for builds besides choice of special weaponArmageddon orks:>10 bodies>one (presumably) MUST be built as a nob, alt build available>all built with a variety of sluggas, choppas, shootas>no special weapons>designed for alternative builds, unclear how many but at minimum the same sprues can be build two different ways>claimed that there will be an additional sprue in the separate release for special weapons, potentially more alt builds/options
>>98106100shame the game play was ass
>>98105551just be thankful 40k still hasnt seemed to make "wholly within" widespread yetthat shit plagues age of sigmar and its so much more annoying to measure
>>98106100Who's that spooky undead axe midget?
>>98105600What in the actual fuck... What is James doing...
>>98106109>lots of variety for heads, torsos, armsThere's 5 body and 5 head designs. There was NOT a lot of variety.
>>98106100>orcs in that many colourswho thought that was a good idea?
>>98105590is the right one supposed to look better or something?
>>98105590Superb demon. More visually attractive than 100 Tzaangors.
>>98106109We know the extra sprue has the 11th boy.
>>98106123the green in warcraft is a consequence of demonic corruption, the orange and greys are their natural skin tone in that setting
>>98106121Did you only ever buy it before they added the special weapon and nob sprue? That added 3 torsos including the Nob one, and 5 additional heads (again including the Nob one but it practically was no different from the Boyz). Also they were all interchangeable with legs and arms so the variations available were pretty thorough.
>>98106113I liked WoD, there was just not enough content in it. Well, minus the garrison.
>>98106131>11th boyhuh?
>>98106117on the right? That's gul'dan, student of the skull face painted orc to his left named ner'zhul gul'dan became the first orc warloc and the one who orchestrated the orcs being corrupted and enslaved by the burning legion
>>98106149That would be Durotan's crotch.
>>98106109>2021 kit, also likely to be discontinued soon:Isn't it already discontinued?
>Bretonnian dark angelsholy shit these look incredible
>>98106146The starter set comes with 9 boyz and a nob. The pic you posted has a boy they gave out at adepticon that doesn't match any of the 9 boyz in the starter ser, meaning the extra sprue has another boy so you can build 10 of them per box.
>>98106159We need to quest harder
>>98106162That'd be fuckin nice, cheers
>>98106159another gimmick the fag angels have stolen
>>98106171>stolenthey're the Arthurian knights chapter though
>>98106162>meaning the extra sprue has another boyor they made a single model sprue for a run of giveaways models, as the sculpted base shows.
>>98106177Shouldn't Black Templars be about Chilvary?
>>98106177they're the faggot chapter
>>98106189decal...
>>98106156>9th edition kit got squatted before the one made in 3rd edition. worst kit of all time. may it burn in the lake of fire for all eternity.
>>98106189But that's the Blood Angels though?
>>98106202keep trying to pin every post you don't like on one subhuman redditor>>98106214sorry, the blood angels aren't literally named after a poem about closeted faggotry written by england's gayest poet who shares a name with their primarch
how many years you think I have to wait for GW to put Nekrosor on a christmas box
>>98106227Blood Angels are pretty gay too regardless. Sanguinius was kinda twink.
Calling everything gay is a sign of repressed homosexuality, you know.
>>98106182Nope, they gave out different boyz it wasn't the same sculpt for everyone.
>>98106182>painting on the sprue
>>98106189That's wolves thoughbeit
>>98106189That's not space yiffs?
Most iconic primarch
Eldar v AdMech game is live now
>>98106182>>98106248this is the work of a deranged psychopath
>>98106261Did nothing wrong.
Sometimes I wish GW made the mold lines on newer models bigger so I don't somehow fail to see one going down an obvious place.
>>98106269
Haven't kept up to speed on 11th edition, is it possible to run a Guard/Sisters detachment alongside space marines?
Finished up my space truck
>>98106275Mold lines are the work of the evil.
>>98106277Decal supporting TS? Nobody else uses such reddit tier reaction pics
I legitimately don't know what Eldar could get tomorrow as new detachmentsTheycalready have detachments for literally everythingAspects? Aspect HostGuardians and War Walkers? Guardian BattlehostPsykers? Seer CouncilVehicles? Armored WarbostBikes and Vypers? Windrider HostWraiths? Spirit ConclaveRangers? Eldritch RaidersCorsairs? Corsair Coterie AND Eldritch RaidersHarlequins? Ghosts of the Webway AND Serpent BroodYnnari? Devoted of YnneadGeneral purpose? WarhostWhat the FUCK is left to cover?
>>98104411Yeah it’s annoying, you’re way better off using a wolf fag dreadnought as a base to kitbash a Helbrute.
>>98106275>>98106298They're one consistent line, literally just follow them around the piece. It's not rocket surgery
>>98106301Exodites[/special]
>>98106301psykers but actually psychic this time
>>98106316>spoiler tag still works with just the first bitHuh. Also FUCK AUTOCORRECT
>>98106301Just like Drukhari they will get mini 1DP versions of some of their existing Detachments so they have support for mixing a couple Archetypes together with a major Archetype and a minor one.Or they will be aspect specific ones since we now know Aspect Host is 3DP and can't be combined with anything.
>>98106301>Detachment 1Redone Armoured Warhost; Vehicles keep Assault but can no longer fire after utilizing FlyEnhancement for Fire Prism shownStratagem for letting units deployed from a Falcon charge after it advances>Detachment 2Wraithlord DetachmentWraithlords boost other nearby Wraith constructsWraithseer enhancement shown, gives the Wraithlord's Ghostglaive Psychic and provides a 4++.Stratagem for healing shown>Third DetachmentPhoenix Lord DetachmentEach Phoenix Lord's signature ability now applies to ALL of their related Aspect units, not just the one they're leading.Mandatory enhancements similar to Necrons' C'tan detachment, all of them give +1W. Jain Zar's is shown and gives her and her unit +2" movementStratagem shown that allows a Phoenix Lord to respawn leading a different squad of their Aspect by way of sacrificing that squad's Exarch.
>>98106301Isn't kinda horrible the Eldar Codex is just a weird soup with CW as the focus?
>>98104792The World of Warcraft miniatures game is back in Gundam form!
how are tau without the suits? dont get me wrong, i like the suits, but i only collect armies that are multi-dimensional and have more than one playstyle, otherwise i get bored just running the same thing over and over again.talking like drop ship mobile troops, prihannas, bombers, that kind of stuff
I finished my nurgle banner, and with that the full set is complete. What do you think /40kg/? Which one is your favorite?
>>98106396For the art alone i like the Nurgle one but I'm a khornate fag and that's a Hella work with so many tiny skulls, still they all are cool... Well done, anon.
>>98106396
>>98106396is the slaanesh banner a "the witch" movie reference?
>>98105286>Just embrace the yuri, anon.now comrade, that is a very good idea, >>98105242 surrender your will to Yuri.Obey me.
>>98106432Yes.
>>98106440a man of culture, nice black phillip
Help me out here, lads. I bought a Knight and I want to magnetize the waist and weapons. Will these be enough?These are all the sizes they had at Daiso and I really don't want to pay $30 plus shipping, taxes, and tip for a dedicated magnet kit.
>>98105502You will get new Juggernauts but they are too violent even for CSM and cannot be ridden. Instead, they start demanding the CSM be the steed. Now you have a unit of CSM giving Juggernauts piggyback rides.
>>98106452dont swallow them bro..
>>98106452Pop 'em like tic tacs, boss
>>98106468That's a SW player's wet dream right there
>>98106359>Stratagem shown that allows a Phoenix Lord to respawn leading a different squad of their Aspect by way of sacrificing that squad's Exarch.>Have to kill Fuegan potentially 8 timesLol
>>98106396Very nice. Nurgle and Khorne are my favorites but they're all great.
>>98106396For me it's the big eyeball
>>98106301Phoenix Court of Khaine. You make a death ball with all the pheonix lords and an Avatar of Khaine.
>>98106492
>nobody's answering the anon
>>98106396I like Tzeentch and Undivided best.
>nobody plays/magnetises kniggers here
>>98106511i've never magnetized for part switching so what do you want me to do, lie to him?
>>98106452The 13 and 16mm ones seem like overkill. I don't recall exactly what size I used on the waist connection for my Castellan but it definitely wasn't that big. The other sizes will definitely be fine for weapon options, not knowing what sort of kit you have I don't know how many options you have to magnetize but I imagine you should have enough.
>>98106511knights are a disgrace
>>98106301Super heavy detachment with wraithknights as battleline and customizable wraithknight HQ
Not even a power outage will stop me from getting these fuckers at least basecoated
>>98106382You won't have enough anti-tank if you don't take suits. Hammerheads alone don't cut it.
>>98106562Based fighting the darkness irl
>>98106452The magnets don't need to be large and you'll only need one per weapon, so it's probably fine yeah. They're stronger than you think.Double then triple check you've got them the right way around before gluing, otherwise you'll get guns that fly away instead of stick.
>>98106576What about running suits EXCEPT non character crisis suits? They're the only suit I dislike.
>>98106359#1 Harlequins detachment#2 Corsairs detachment#3 Ynnari detachment
>>98106576what about some railsides? or are they in the same boat as hammerheads of too few shots?
>>98106382Fun, can definitely do damage. I love me a tau armored company. I did lose all 3 games in my last tournament but I scored 183/300 points, which was actually only 6 behind the winner of the tournament, I just gave up 226 points against. and that was more me being rusty than the list's problem.>>98106576Wrong, Railguns and Skyrays are great anti tank. and when you have 18+ seeker missiles in your alpha strike Armor doesn't last long.
>>98106593That would make sense considering the disgusting soup that Eldars are.
>>98104914The bubble chukka is so annoying because it was cool when it was first introduced in Epic. It put a forcefield around enemies so they got hit by their own weapons. Now its just the "lolsorandom" weapon profile.Would rather it have its middle weapon profile and made all weapons shot by the target Hazardous for the next turn, but then GW would insist on raising the price $5 to add a plastic bubble marker to the box.
>>98104919What army do you want to play?
Give me an explanation for why Orks would work alongside another faction against a stronger, larger enemy that isn't "dey're payin' us to help," since from the orks' perspective, working with humies means fewer enemies to fight.
>>98104986The frustrating thing about X-wing is that the game's basic rules structure is great, they just completely fucked up building on it.All 2nd edition needed was an increase in points from 100 to 250 so there was a little bit more of a lever to pull for balancing, and instead they did the stupid points+wargear points thing.
How much do Orks like fighting you?
>>98106644They get a better fight that way, the Warboss likes relatively even fights as he thinks they're more interesting.
So how are we feeling now that narrative is completely dead in 40k? It seems like 11th will be the competitive apotheosis.
>>98106644>Give me an explanation for why Orks would work alongside another faction against a stronger, larger enemybetter fightin
>>98106644Orks just like to krump, they don't need much convincing to do so or really care how even/uneven the fight is. I think you're oberthinking something so simple as orks
>>98106670tau loot is primo though
>>98106670orks and dwarfs is a classic matchup, backed up by the fact that votann have an entire league dedicated to fighting them who have adopted special attrition meatgrinder tactics just to meet them where they're at. i'd say leagues go up to S tier. plus berserks are basically an ork unit in the votann army, and the berserks character is holding a severed ork head
>>98105456Normalize 1500 pt games as 2000-500.
>>98106644>Give me an explanation for why Orks would work alongside another faction against a stronger, larger enemy That's a pretty easy one.The Orks would rather fight a stronger enemy than a weaker one.>since from the orks' perspective, working with humies means fewer enemies to fight.Enemies can endear themselves to the Orks - whether willingly or not - to the point where the Orks would rather keep them around to grow stronger than beat them outright.
We soulless comp now.
>>98106644For fun (aka more entertaining combat, git)
>>98106683Imagine this box in 40k
is ork meme magic just a meme or is real enough to make technogical advances that other more intelligent races only could hardly reach through study and practice?
>>98106644humies can provide special routes, passage, equipment, and intel to get to a much better fight.
>>98105551>10 man unit with 30mm bases.>Can't put them in a single line base to base without breaking coherency.
>>98106708>no terrain>no templates and scatter dice (rip)>$400+
>>98106716Have you looked at a shoota closely? They literally could not physically function as a viable gun. Ork thought magic is very real
>>98105782And yet euros will gleefully mock Americans for living in "paper" (Actually gypsum) houses.
>>98106695Why is modern 40k so soulless?Is it because they are aiming for the competitive zoomer audience?
>>98106716Ork magic is mostly a meme. It's not like their trukks move because there's a piece of paper under the hood with the words "vroom vroom" on it.There is an engine, made by a mekboy, that actually works just like an internal combustion engine should. It's also incredibly shoddily made and should rattle itself into piece in a matter of minutes of running, but here's where the Ork belief magic kicks in. As long as the Orks believe it should hold together and not rattle itself to bits, it will. Mostly. There is always a chance the Orks will not believe hard enough. Like when it gets hit by a rocket.
>>98106716if enough orkz believe in it it will become true kinda like socialism working
>>98106716It's real enough to hold things together that should fall apart. It's not going to completely work miracles, and it's not going to contribute to tech advances, as most orks aren't imaginative enough for that sort of thing.
>>98106670>bad loot >orks what? also votann have plenty good melee, and although their short stature makes it so they can’t pick up and use armor or weapons all willy nilly, they can still be retrofitted for orks, and more importantly they come with numerous electronic parts which a competent mekboy can make into a bunch of things like tinboyz, force fields, tellyportas, ect. they definitely don’t deserve to go into the same category as tyranids and daemons who don’t drop any gubbinz whatsoever.
>>98106716Orks are mostly retarded so the magic of thought makes little sense and tye reality is there is one individual with knowledge, as much as an ork could have, that makes their shit work
>>98106452I have some magnets I bought a few months back and I am paranoid to use them because I think somehow it's gonna fuck up my computer or something (Obviously I am not going to willingly put magnets near my computers, but still).
>>98106203I have to wonder if it was a prototype for a starter set or boardgame or something they just decided to produce for whatever reason.
>>98106716its real, the orks are a bioweapon engineered with genetic memory and psychic powers that do actually make them capable of constructing advanced space faring and warp penetrating technology from scrap metal. its not just the psychic power holding everything together, but meks actually have bioweapons grade brains that allow them to just instinctually do complex engineering, even if at a conscious level they dont fully understand it
>>98106739Almost as if different countries in Europe have different kind of houses.
>>98106741Most of us play with much cooler boards
>>98106793NTA but you missed the point. There's a popular trend online of yuros shitting on everyone without brick houses, calling it "paper" when it's actually wood and sheet rock and much more suited to the climates those sorts of houses are built in. Now Brits are suffering specifically because of their brick houses, anon is pointing out why wood and gypsum houses are built and used in warmer climates with a tongue in cheek comment implying that brick houses aren't as "god-mode" as yuros make out
I really enjoy painting these little guys.
>>98106852nice, they look great
>>98106852can you teach me how to get that invisibility effect. Your minis blend with the thread perfectly
>>98106695LHYKHIS SPOTTED
>>98106695What's bad about that board?
>>98106644They don't care. They're fighting the enemy first and these new guys joined the brawl. Orks mistreat their own and do pranks putting explosive whoopie cushions under each other's seats all the time so accidentally hitting an ally or the wrong enemy's normal for them.The big question is how they met on the same battlefield rather than the 3rd faction deliberately staying away so they don't get caught in Ork crossfire, and so they can do missions that work better while Orks are distracted.
>>98106883Personally I just hate there not being levels and it being all ground floor. I prefer full buildings and more terrain pieces.
>big E finds the throne>decides to become a giant toad in the skywtf are the old ones anyway
>>98106907fuck off ban evader
>>98106909Anon... The old ones are older than Big E, he didn't become one of them
>Open stream>Ruststalkers charging Howling BansheesIs that not complete suicide? What the fuck?
>>98106731I was there when it came out.It only cost $120.
>>98106856>>98106861Didn't think anyone would want to see. These are my first models ever apart from the Start Painting box Ultramarines. It really is fun. Just gotta touch up some mistakes and do the base somehow.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BANSHEE FIGHTS FIRST DOESN'T MATTERWHAT DO YOU MEAN THE RUSTSTALKERS JUST INSTANTLY KILLED HERFIGHTS FIRST MEANS FUCKING NOTHING AGAIN
>>98106950I might be a little retarded.
>>98105153Its also a lot of work, so only dedicated artists will be doing it. I agree its superior.speaking of which, any update on that one anon making an underhive diorama for his shelf?
>>98105242I do the same thing twin. Like, I got the box that had them together in it.
>>98105327von carmian has an entire video on celestine if you can put up with a shitty eboy vtuber model. basically either way you take the casualty on her bodyguard. its good either way.
Is this enough Vostroyans to get started with a Guard army? Or should I order some more before they go away?
>>98105566this was not perfection. the 11th rules fix conga lining
>>98106974>Like,
>>98105636this was before it became mtg adjacent
I opened the stream to try and see if new rules would be brought up and holy shit this has to be scripted somehow. This is going to be an embarassing loss for the Eldar.
>>98106994i use crutchwords dude, idk
>>98107008Okay Stacey
>>98106956Yes, it was so much better when units with fight first had staring contests.Just bring back initiative stats, holy shit.
>>98106693Old lore had human tribes that "went orky" as Ork auxiliries. And living on ork planets. There are also various flavors of ork that are less retarded and work as mercenaries.
It's time to post the 40k humans who tried to become orks.
>>98106985I bought more anyway. GOod talk.
>>98107054Yes, good piggy
>>98107054rip
>>98107059lol poorfag cope>>98107061i can still afford more on that card. I should stock up on tanks
>>98107054You're gonna hate me, but I think an army of Space Cossacks needs some Rough Rider units. Just get the Attilans and swap the hats.
>>98107054You should probably get a 3rd mortar and hvy bolter team to make an actual squad of them
>>98107067>poorfag copeI was there when this shit was in blisters hanging on the wall of the local GW. Call me poor but I just can't justify these MTO prices, I feel like there has to be a cheaper way to do a vostroyan army in 2026
>>98104894I've still got a bit to go. Can't figure out what colours I should use for the fur, I wanted something to look fiery at the roots but im out of ideas
I cannot for the life of me get the Sisters' hair to look right. I'm ising Corax White and it just doesn't seem to look good.
>>98107103Just white? You need a darker colour in there for shading
>>98107011I AM ONE OF THE BOYS
>>98107108Like, sure queen
>>98106813The other thing is that the US is much more prone to earthquakes than Europe, and making brick buildings earthquake-proof is insanely expensive.
>>98107106>>98107103Whoops, I forgot the image. What should I be painting before the white?
>>98107067money doesn’t stop you from being a piggy. there are “poorfags” who blew as much money as you did on MTO stuff, and you’re both equal when it comes to eating up slop like a good piggy.
>>98107122Yeah, that chalkiness is exactly what happens when painting white straight over a dark colour. Lighter colours like white and yellow do best when layered over a mid tone, ie. grey for white or red/orange for yellow, and ofc that mid tone also still shows in the recesses for shading. Perhaps look up a tutorial on how to paint sisters' hair for a more specific guide on what to do?
>>98107122grey then corax white to highlight
Newbie, what is the most fun army to play?
>>98107145>ywn be a cute gril coasting through life by subbing to a richie richWhy even live bros... Orks ofc if you aren't nonchalant and can be cringe
>>98107145Rules change, aesthetics don't. Unless you have a broad preference for range/melee or horde/elite, it comes down to the army whose models and theme you like the most because everything else will likely be different by next codex.Except for imperial agents they're shit don't pick them.
>>98107054Jeez, imagine the Knights you coulda got for 7 hundo
Sanguinius was the straightest primarch and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>98107177None really exhibited overt queerness other than Fulgrim right?
>>98107145What do you want to do? A bunch of elite units? A swarm of little dudes? A squad of tanks? Wow cool robots? What kind of army aesthetic do you want?
>>98106985>>98107054>get startedGod damn nigga you mean get done? That's over 80 regular infantry. I doubt there's a list you couldn't field with only vostroyans. I only ordered a platoon and a squad and that's already enough for an armor heavy list.
>>98107145All armies are if you're new and still learningJust paint whoever you like the most. The rules change from year to year and your army list will change with it, so it's better to have one faction you just love to pieces rather than who's strong or has the best rules right now.The game itself is a shitfest balanced around mathhammer tourneyfags where you can just lose by bringing the wrong list. The best way to enjoy the game is to paint for quality and watch the normies gawk as you slap down the sexiest models they've ever seen.
>>98107177
>>98107177The one who looks like this and slurps blood out of niggas' necks? Yeah totes straight, my peep
>>98107177all primarchs are cringe and gay as fuckit is known
>>98107218Only Xeno scum deal in absolutes
>>98107182Lorgar wasn't a homosexual but he was a queer.
>no Sunday preview cause they wanna prepare for the new edition>AoS reveals gets shadow dropped Damn that’s brutal. They’re definitely announcing the new edition next Sunday
>>98107227Lorgar is straight.
>Eldar lose all game and then suddenly win at the endI can already tell the new secondary scoring system is going to get annoying as fuck.
not exactly queer but curze had a lot of woman moments imo
>>98107230Yes, absolutely, and he was also a queer boy.
>>98107182ferrus seems very gay
>>98107207About the scene where he splashes around naked with Fulgrim.
>>98107232smartest marinetrogg
>>98107233I believe the most woman moments award goes to Russ though, right? Constantly picking fights just to lose and submit. "Oh nooo you've bested me and now my booty is so exposed and spankable" type shit
>>98107227You think they were making some kinda point about extremely religious people
Did Lorgar really do anything wrong?Methinks not.
>>98107240poor griffith. he suffered like every closeted gay man who falls in love with their straight chad bestie. honestly the band of the hawk got what they fuckin deserved.
>>98107245hmmm you might be right. I tend to forget about some of the space wolves related bits since they aren't exactly among my favorites
>>98107245"Awoo, I'm presenting to you for beating me, my Alpha! UwU"
>>98107263Hm, what was wrong about what's been said?
>>98107247I don't know about that, but I remember the bit where some top word bearers were lamenting about how their primarch was efette, emotional and soft. He hardened up later on, but early HH lorgar had a reputation as a weakling.
>>98107263leemanrusstakesdogdick
>>98107263doakes.jpg
>>98107277You just know...
I would say Jain Zar could take Russ, but they just streamed her getting gangbanged by Ruststalkers.
>>98107290Such hostility anon, but you didn't answer the question
>>98107288So she could still take Russ. The Emperor's Executed was the weakest of the Primarchs.
>>98107290HeyYou know that permanent ban you got?That's the site mods. You know jannies don't ban directly, right? Go look at the application dialogue that's at the top of the page if you don't believe me.The moderation believes you should not be able to post here, and so do the users.So will you accept your ban, or keep breaking the rules and evading?
>>98107338I have constant convos here with people until one person decides to latch on and start insulting me dumb ass, what do you do here you nomodels sack of shit?
>>98107318Answer the question.Will you accept your ban, or keep breaking the rules and evading?
>>98107343ntaAll I see is you throwing a fit over people baiting you out by insulting russ day in and day out
>>98107343Okay, well I've yet to see such an apparent level headed convo, and your posts are very identifiable so.>until one person decides to latch on and start insulting meWho insulted you this time? We were just having a tongue in cheek discussion about the homosexuality of each primarch and you jumped in all aggressive and ruined the fun
Out of the original Loyalist Legions to see someone painted, what is by and large the rarest?I would assume it's a tie between:>Imperial Fists>White Scars>Iron Hands
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>>98107366Speaking of painted Loyalist Legions, name what legion makes you either based or a fag for your Space Marines.
>primarch slop in /40kg/Move to /hhg/
>>98106693I still wished we had confirmation Yarrick died, Angron was invading some planet, only for an Ork WAAAGH to appear with Ghazghkull jumping his ass. Why didn't we get this? Isn't Angron and Ghazghkull the same size or is Ghazghkull taller than him?
>>98107366i think this boils down to anecdotal experiences so in my case it's white scars. I think most people try to avoid color schemes that are mostly white since it's harder to make them look good
>>98107370Are we only counting the main ones? Because I feel like any of the meme successors are a valid contender, like Carcharodons. Don't get me wrong I love the idea of mauri marines, but if you've picked an internet fave chapter like that i feel like you're just a cool dude or an insufferable meme kid, no in between
>>98107380>It's hard to make white look goodI call completely bullshit. It's yellow that's hard to make look good.
>>98107383Just the main ones because if I said other chapters, there's gonna be way too many.
>>98107378Because why would GW care about retarded marvel-tier headcanon?
>>98107380>>98107386buy an airbrush god damn
>>98107396>buy more kitNTA but nah, won't
>>98107366Imperial Fists are relatively popular (Nowhere near as popular as the other Loyalist ones you named of course), and White Scars have their small niche as "Bike Marines". There is zero interesting things you can do with Iron Hands other than "Hey my marines have prosthetics!", and there are three armies that do their shtick better (Deathwatch and Black Templars as black marines, and Iron Warriors as techy marines)
>>98107402you'll spend hundreds on plastic but won't invest a little in a tool that you can use on every single mini you paint?
>>98107366I think fists clear the other two easy. White scars have something interesting going on so you see them sometimes individually, usually bike stuff. I've never seen anyone give much of a shit about iron hands, complete fumble of a colour scheme. Competing with Raven guard (who have an excuse, raven+ stealth = black) and BT for the black and white motif. They should've changed their colours a long time ago, might be too late now.
>>98107409I need a respirator and the fucker is loud as shit.
>>98107405>There is zero interesting things you can do with Iron Hands other than "Hey my marines have prosthetics!"This is James' fault 100%. Iron Hands should be some half marine half admech abominations, and still could with a lot of hobby work and spending $$$ but it'd be so much better if GW did that vibe officially>>98107409Correct. Airbrushers are the vegans of the gaming world
>>98107422no you don't and no it isn't
>airbrush>constrast slop>drybrush>branded paintsyou didn't paint your army
>>98107086Shit man that metallic on the blade and klaw look really good, what'd you use?
>>98107531>t. Snapshitter
>>98107531>doesn’t make his own acrylics at homeAbsolute fake hobbyist.
>>98107431So you've been inhaling fumes, no wonder you're retarded.
>>98107549>oh no the acrylic fumes!!!you're getting more microplastics from any one canned food you eat than years of airbrushing acrylics
>coherency means all models in a unit have to be 9 inches from each other nowDamn big news for Deep Strike.
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