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currently one to two pages deep into 4 different OCs and i keep bouncing from one to the other so progress is reallll slowto solve my problem here is my 5th oc, judging by their name only, which one should I finish first (pick one)?>Northern Outpost>Mechas, Kaijus and Cute girls>A Quarantine CYOA>Warrior's soulpost your builds !!
>>98105189Elves like Serie and Frieren are still the most powerful mages in the setting. Only demons like Macht rival them.
>>98105235I never said they were weak, I said they were stagnant, learning spells is all well and good, but when your entire race is on the brink of extinction as Humanity progresses ever forward, it doesn't really do you any good.
>>98105229>Warrior's soulThis!
>>98105235Wasn’t Flamme more powerful than Frieren?
>>98105291Its possible while frieren was young, but "modern" frieren almost certainly exceeds her.
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>>98105229A Quarantine CYOA
>>98105229Northern Outpost
>>98105313Flamme had a spell powerful enough that Frieren couldn't learn it. Here you see the "vaporize a cliff with no warning" spell. It vaporized a cliff with no warning. The mages that stood on the cliff didn't even try to react... because there was no warning. Furthermore, their magical defenses were pierced, and they simply evaporated. Frieren could have learned this spell and refined it even further over the next few centuries. But she didn't. Or more accurately, she wasn't allowed to (by the author). Because having such a spell would trivialize all her problems, powercliff Qual centuries ahead of time, and generally ruin the story.
>>98105127>Origin:Reincarnation>School Entry:Networking>House:Scola>Fields of Study:Psychic Energy, Telepathy, Clairvoyance, Aura Reading, Astral Projection, Applied Metaphysics>Friends:Mari, Victoire, Eddy, Ryouga>Research Topic:Metapsionics
https://imgchest.com/p/ej7m5z3wjydFull release.
Dungeon Meshi is better
>>98105235Macht jobbed to denken
>>98105229Warrior's Soul seems interesting. The others I've seen done before to some extent, but not much in the way of psychoanalyzing what it takes to commit and endure violence.
>>98105332>the "vaporize a cliff with no warning" spellThis gave me the idea of a magic system where spells are just extremely descriptive. But I have a vague memory of a setting where that's already how it works. Nta, I don't even know what the rest of the discussion is about.
>>98105333You're supposed to try and prevent the end of the world anon, not make it faster.
>>98105466The discussion was about evil or something, just typical /cyoag/ shenanigans
>>98105229The lack of description makes me reluctant to vote. Each choice should have at least a short description. Mechas, Kaijus and Cute girls is already descriptive, but the other 3 could be anything.
Danmachi is better
>>98105229Huh? Why are you also working on 5 concurrent cyoas?
>>98105363Macht would job to Frieren too.
>>98105531Arbeit Macht Freiren...
>>98105100Tbf if they weren't better while having that much extra time to get good I'd consider them bumsSame with any other immortals that get skill diffed by mortals
>>98105547You as a 1000+ year old immortal that's basically stayed in your prime the entire time have no business losing against mortals that haven't even seen their first century unless that mortal is just busted
Is someone making a Frieren CYOA?
have you tried making a "build" with this >>98093879 by using a limited number of rerolls and locking answers you like?i personally limited myself to max 5 rerolls to not make it too easy. eh, not too bad
>>98105568Seire admits that it's a possibility with how quickly Humanity is progressinghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/BvtA4Ucdkfg?feature=share
>>98104427Sure, I had an unnamed rot lady already. I can switch her to milicent. You can save her.
>>98105578Locked nothing, this seems interesting Wouldn't want to be them but I'd read their story
>>98105332>vaporizing that tiny cliffside>a spell frieren couldnt learnwith this on top of mages unable to go faster than sound, do frieren mages LOSE to guns?
>>98105642Also thisStill wouldn't want to be them but I'd give their book a read
>>98105642wukong if he was fruity
>>98105578>five rolls>didn't roll male even once
>>98105578Used 2 rolls, got a crafter sharkmanThe academy both hates and loves him
>>98105673SHAPESHIFTING
>>98105578It doesn't even work for me, I only see half of it.
>>98105646Magic in Frieren is treated as something thar you can advance like a science, or an art form, and eventually technology no doubt. Eventually it will become taken for granted and you will have not!guns in the form of wands. Not!America will form and everyone will be throwing around scrolls and blasting wands. Thick wands, too. A shotgun variant. Farmers blowing craters in the fields because of some mole or rat.
>>98105646Like the other anon saidMages even being able to fly is a recent advancement
>>98105673AFAR (assigned female at roll)This seems cool but I do wish normal human skin tones were at the very least weighted more heavily than the zany colors
>Eventually it will become taken for granted and you will have not!guns in the form of wands. Not!America will form and everyone will be throwing around scrolls and blasting wands. Thick wands, too. A shotgun variant. Farmers blowing craters in the fields because of some mole or rat.And this is why I hate the dungeons & dragons and the elder scrolls and all their derivatives…. everyone has a fireball paper in their pocket…. thieves can’t rob a dwarven jewelry store without getting a prismatic spray burnt through their face….
>>98105179>Every build is evil...Is this why dark lord cyoas get so many builds?
>>98105764Divinity Original Sin ……
It’s like BioShock. Everyone has a stick of superpower juice ready to inject. Everyone is an insane power tripping faggot.
>>98105764>thieves can’t rob a dwarven jewelry store without getting a prismatic spray burnt through their face….>didn't dodge that shitSkill issue Pick up some rogue levels next time
Remember. The fear of needles goes away almost immediately once the doctor tells the patient it will give them cool new superpowers.
>>98105801rogues have a pretty bad save vs spells if memory serves.
>>98105825tru
>>98105630Thank you, the one innocent soul the flame would only dare touch, or the rot foolishly pester.
>>98105780Villains are largely defined by their opposition to society, and 90% of anons here have some amount of contempt for or contrarianism towards the broader society that scorns them for whatever reason, real or imagined.
>>98105780It's just too practical to be evil in this cyoa.
>>98105896who are the 10%
>>98105913The ubermensch of /cyoag/. Acheld, Voidsoul, and other well adjusted individuals.
>>98105913The rare, well-adjusted anon who likes niche imageboards but isn't mentally ill, and the rare opposite anon who's so deep into his own mind that it doesn't occur to him to care about how society factors into his fantasy to make the world a better place.
>>98105933Ever since I came back to cyoag I've wasted my entire days watching people posting, I'd be fine with it if you fuckers actually made OC fun enough to play
unintentional reply, ignore pls
>Italics hasn't been around for months.>Anons still obsessively bring him up out of nowhere last thread.How does one obtain such power to live without rent?
good vampire cyoa?
>>98106015I'm working on one rn, but I can't think of any way to top this. It's pretty much perfect, and all I'd be doing is copying what was already done
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>>98106021the iteration and accumulation of ideas is why we are where we are. No shame in adding to it.
reddit oC
>>98106014Make enough OC that some anons begin to hate you for it
>>98105914I spelled hemorrhage wrong again, and had to go through and re-instantiate all the classes with the correct spelling.
>>98106014gils been dead for years and still gets mentioned six times a thread, its just what happens when youre annoying enough for long enough
>>98106021Maybe one where you're not a wagecuck to a vampire would be a nice oneshit powers too
>>98105578its "too elaborate" imo, to the point where invariably half the character ends up as nonsense.
>>98106195>Secret: Has demonic heritage>Ability: Demonology>Distinctive Features: Piercings>Style: Pastel gothIt's funny nonsense thoughbeit
>>98106051>>98106186I just had a crazy idea with all the Elden Ring cyoa wipposting, what if I scrap the vampire servant idea and change it into lady Ranni's servant cyoa? The proper path, not this retarded frienzied flame bullshit
>>98106246Don't let the doll lust overtake you, you have to resist!
>>98106246At least simping for a vampire makes sense because there's a chance she'll let you smashSimping for ranni is the most retarded choice you can make. There's nothing to smash, she doomed the world and she doesn't care a bit for her followers, leaving them to their fate as soon as it becomes convenient for her.
>>98106255God imagining her ropeussy entangling my cock makes me so hard
>>98105825Not really. You can grit your teeth and bear with it but the fear is still there for next time. You would need repeated exposure or some bigger trauma to get rid of it permanently.
>>98106271>she doesn't care a bit for her followers, leaving them to their fate as soon as it becomes convenient for her.Not the player tho. She doesn't give a shit about the normal followers, but the consort is a different deal.
>>98106246Follow your heart anon
>>98106021It's always cool to see different takes of the same thing. I like different cyoas even if they have the same theme, some are better in very specific ways. Just go for it.
>>98106287because you do everything for her plan lol. She can't evict the golden order without you doing 99% of it.
>>98106271Her followers seemed to know they were doomed. After you kill Blaidd Iji talks about catching up to him soon, well aware of his own inevitable demise. Blaidd though seems like he never really had a choice, he was made to be her loyal follower, or be a curse against her. It seemed to me that her followers were fully onboard with whatever Ranni wanted, even knowing that it would lead them to their own doom. Ranni seemed to have decided that the fate she was dealt was bullshit, and everyone on her side seemed to agree to help her escape it.
>>98106271>she doesn't care a bit for her followers, leaving them to their fate as soon as it becomes convenient for her.Two NPCs outright say that Ranni cares for you, in Iji's case enough to be devastated by your betrayal (Iji and Seluvis)>The dead-eyed doll lets down her guard in your presence, rather remarkably. (Seluvis)>Cease this treachery at once. Lady Ranni will be devastated. (Iji)She gets all clingy with you when you're both alone until she realizes what she's doing and starts denying it>Ah, should I add thee to the list? Another one, kind of heart. As kind of heart as they. Ach, this form hath loosened my tongue. I've let slip too much. Forget what thou'st heard. Forget. (Ranni)Calls herself delusional for trusting you if you attack her after giving her the wedding ring>Hmph. So, this is the measure of my Lord? Perhaps it is precisely what I deserve. ...For surrendering myself to delusion. (Ranni)She refers to you as "dear consort" instead of "fair consort" if you talk to her doll form and know the true extent of her plans>Let us go, together. My dear consort, eternal. (Ranni)Seluvis, who was attempting to turn Ranni into a puppet and possibly rape her, refers to her as a gentle girl>Though she might dip her hands in the dirt, and feign that icy persona...she's a frail, gentle girl at heart. (Seluvis)I don't get how anyone can insist Ranni doesn't actually care about you in her ending. She isn't acting, Seluvis has no reason to paint her kinder than she actually is in a private conversation with you, especially when he insults her in the sentence right before that. Everything points to Ranni's affection being genuine.
>>98106326>Her followers seemed to know they were doomed.Blaidd didn't lol. He was clearly blindsided by Ranni. Seluvis didn't really care for Ranni so the only one for which this is true is Iji. And Ranni let them die without any real care.
>>98106323She actually almost gives up on her plan, she didn't really believe that you would find the ring and then find her body at the end. The last part of her quest you have to do without guidance, as far as she knows she failed.
>>98106271they got assassinated. iji was killed by black knife assassins since its implied ranni betrayed them with tiche's evergaol, and blaidd was locked up by iji because he thought his finger sleeper agent activation was about to go off (it did). ranni's only sin was being away from them at the time, but its not like things wouldve changed if she was there. blaidd would still go insane and ranni needed you to help her beat the baleful shadow, fat chance she can save iji from getting DD'd to oblivion
>>98106338>The dead-eyed doll lets down her guard in your presence, rather remarkably. (Seluvis)Yeah? I did everything she asked so far. Not a proof of affection.>Cease this treachery at once. Lady Ranni will be devastated. (Iji)Emotional blackmail without proof>She gets all clingy with you when you're both alone Bro she literally ditches you the second you've done her bidding>Calls herself delusional for trusting you if you attack her after giving her the wedding ringYeah, because without you she can't dismantle the golden order and avenge her mother.>She refers to you as "dear consort" instead of "fair consortWhat is that supposed to prove? That she doesn't care about you until she's certain you're gonna obey her all the way through? Cause that's what it sounds like.
>>98106349>Iji takes off his helmet meant to protect against intervention from the agents of the Greater Will and the Fingers>immediately gets assassinatedHmmmmm.....
>>98106354Ranni won. Face it you wretched dung eater
>>98106349>Ranni is strong enough to insta kill you without you being able to retort in any way>Ranni is strong enough to fake being a shardbearer and produce a convincing copy.>Ranni somehow wouldn't be able to hide Iji or fend off the black knivesSorry anon but this is bullshit.
>>98106354Holy cope
>>98106365Not in my playthrough :)
>>98106181Gil isn’t annoying. He’s cute. Very cute.
>>98106374Enjoy your burned husk of a world and eventual unavoidable death, """winner"""
Elden ring cyoa won’t work. You will get the lore wrong. And I will hate you for it.
>>98106338Peak
>>98106381>eventual unavoidable deathThat happens in every run once you free destined death moron.
>>98106374Everyone but you and your wife is dead and your wife hates you. Is it worth it?
>>98106383100%, it takes someone with quite a high IQ to truly comprehend the lore of Elden Ring, quite frankly, I don't think anyone here really gets it.
Reminder. It’s canon you don’t need to be a gay ass demigod or a gay ass rune absorber to become godlike. You can do that with glintstone. Blue is cooler than yellow. Rennala btfo Radagon(Marika) and the grandmasters are too enlightened/transcendent to care.
>>98106340Seluvis was a right bastard, Blaidd was without agency. Also I'm arguing that it isn't important that she let Iji die, because Iji supported her plans knowing he would be doomed, and that his death was either something he expected as part of the plan, or suicide by revealing his location to their enemies. Also I believe it was implied she had other followers that died before you join up, who with her joined together with Rykard in their treachery.
>>98106387>Tortureous death due to being immolated by the frenzied flame which required you, as mentioned in the lore, to suffer physical and mental anguish to produce>Peaceful death after having lived a fulfilling life travelling the stars with my doll wifeOkay buddy
>>98106374>>98106388My one and only Elden Ring playthrough was get frenzy flame -> spare Melina -> cure frenzy flame -> Ranni ending.Did not enjoy the gameplay or setting much so that's probably going to be my only interaction with FromSoft games in this life
>>98106398Seluvis was my favorite character. Best voice acted too, IMO. I hope he appears in the movie. The atmosphere of Liurnia is a mixture of silliness and creepiness. Wizards are silly and all, but as soon as you understand the implications it’s just creepy, eerie, sinister…
>>98106404>Burning down a dying world on your own terms and finally punishing Ranni for dooming it>Being a slave to a blue doll who has betrayed nearly everyone who sided with her.Yup yup yup, feels good
>>98106413>Being a slave to a blue dollevil wife???
>>98106405https://youtu.be/DzDztyS09CU
>>98106413>dying world>slave>betrayalLmao, you didn't understand anything about the lore did you? Far too complex for a frenzied fag
>>98106413>Complains about Ranni dooming the world>Dooms the world to literal death against it's willehhhhh yikes
>>98106417My post was objectively the most interesting and worthwhile contribution to this discussion
>>98106421>dying worldYes? Melina herself calls the world ruined and tormented. Everything is devastated. Deathblight is spreading.. The world is dogshit and if you are unironically arguing against this you're either acting in bad faith or genuinely retarded.>Betrayed godwin and took part in his death>Betrayed the black knives>Betrayed Blaidd even if you want to argue her hand was forcedYeah. If you have an argument, now's the time. Otherwise I'll consider you thoroughly BTFO
>>98106405That's nice. Is there any particular reason you like Ranni?
>>98106395no way yellow is the BEST color>Verification not needed
>>98106413>a dying worldThe world of elden ring isn't dying unless you kill it. Just because someone mostly burned the tree doesn't mean the world is ending. There are several replacement trees of the exact same type growing across the world. Also Ranni didn't doom the world she returned the rune of death to it, which had previously been sealed away. The world was fine back before the rune of death was sealed, and it was fine with it sealed, as it will be fine with it going forwards or with it being sealed away again.>>98106444The world being ruined and tormented doesn't mean it is dying, it means the current situation is shit.
For me it's goldmask.
>>98106444Malenia literally warns you not to burn the world despite that because there's still hope that it can recover"However ruined this world has become, however mired in torment and despair, life endures.Births continue.There is beauty in that, is there not?"But you don't even give it a change and just kill everyone like a coward.
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>>98106470This guy does basically the same thing as Ranni right? Removing control of the Elden Ring from the Gods?
Why are women stronger AND smarter than the men in Elden Ring?Strongest male got beat by the strongest female. Smartest males got kicked out by the smartest females.
>>98106455I hate grimdark settings like Elden Ring, so I decided that my character would be a noblebright pink-haired anime protagonist hopemaxxing idealist, picking the most hopeful choice at every turn. (This is also why preventing Melena's sacrifice was the only course of action.) Ranni's ending fit with that theme the best by far - knock down the authors writing this shitty story once and for all, let it exist on its own terms separate from the gritty darkness, and then go on a voyage into unknown horizons. Very anime.
>>98106499Women also cause the most problems, and men come in to fix them
Miquella is the only one who could've saved the setting but Miyazaki was a coward
>>98106513>Bussy whipped tarnished
Miyazaki legit believes women > men lol
>>98106495Only the demigods, marika and the like. It staill remains in the control of the fingers
>>98106495Not quite. He makes an elden ring that is unbiased by the whims of the gods so they don't really control it nor the world, while Ranni just fucks off and doesn't intend to exert any control over anything.
>>98106531How would that work if they don't receive messages from the greater will anymore
>>98106532>while Ranni just fucks off and doesn't intend to exert any control over anything.LLmfao this is literally this https://youtu.be/PGVVvUU1tqc
I chose Ranni because I liked her, and because love makes you see the best in your lover, I don't care what """"evil""" she did or did not commit. I get to smash that dollussy among the stars while the slop eating peons on Earth whine and piss themselves over not having a God to enslave their thoughts to anymore.
So uhhhh cyoas?Or what
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>>98106558>Burn the world and kill everyone>Fix everything and make it gold>Fix everything, leave and fuck dollussychoose
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>>98106572i throw poo
It’s actually really funny that men haven’t reached 70 intelligence. Only women have. Men haven’t seen the moon. That is fucking hilarious.
>>98106572>fix everythingExplain how goldmask or ranni fixes deathroot
>>98106558Franchise talks make the thread quite unpleasant for everyone who doesn't care about the franchise in question, news at 11.https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BxR5CDFOxGsDOXVXX0l1QlFQSmM?resourcekey=0-m3Sgz0KfXboCE4P9KMHZ4Ahttps://imgchest.com/p/dl7p68mg34o
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>>98106603>he says, posting a franchise cyoa
>>98106606Yes, that's the point.
I continue to lose iq points trying to make builds to aro cyoas it is very painful
>>98106613Anon. Stop hitting yourself.
>>98106592Using the rune you get from goldmask restores the elden ring to almost exactly to how it was prior to it being smashed, ie without the rune of death. All that is needed then is for a god to collect the rune of death and seal it away. Ranni just leaves so the world will function without the elden ring enforcing an artificial order on things, so death is just normal, rather than having a contradiction of death existing in the world but outside of the order enforced upon the world.
>>98106603savants solo
>>98106246As the person making the ERCYOA, I wholeheartedly endorse this! Like dueling banjos.
My mentality when writing waifus.
>>98106666>Older man?>Past his prime.>Fat man?>Disgusting slob.>Single father?>Kill yourself.How about that chud? Doesn't feel so good huh?
>>98106680>Older man?Past his prime.>Fat man?Disgusting slob.>Single father?Kill yourself.>>98106666Nice quads
>>98106680>man>man>manWhy should I care? Nobody reads male companions.
>>98106754NTA but that is false
>>98106680I wouldn't even notice as I don't read male companion sections.
>>98106666My mentality lately with writing waifus is "how daring can I be here without alerting the chud horde?"
>>98106779Just add lolis and everyone will lose their mind.
>>98106783No, I don't want anything to do with those
>>98106788Ehehehe modern CYOA denizens can't handle a loli when they were so ubiquitous in the past.I wonder why?
>>98106810Moralchads won and the lolifags were exiled
>>98106810>>98106816Even if I were to ignore the morality, I just don't see the appeal at all, and I can't write a waifu if there's no appeal for me
>>98106838That is very reasonable I basically follow the same philosophy.
>>98106754i read them
>>98105576more importantly can you have sex with Serie, Ubel and the Sword Demon?
>>98106098Hahahaha, I was just thinking about breaking a D&D jumpchain cyoa and this shows up.But apparently this is based on 5e/BG3 so no way fag
>>98106499strongest woman got knocked up by me, checkmate
gimme a capeshit cyoa
>>98106499As women are inherently superior we men must rely on jolly cooperation to defeat them.Only then can we protect the world!
>>98107150so gang rape, then. Rise up Dominators!
>>98105229>AWarrior's soul>BNorthern Outpost>CA Quarantine CYOA>DMechas, Kaijus and Cute girls
>>98106464>>98106470EVER OUGH BRILLIANT! GOLD MASK!
>>98106521All I wanted from the dlc was an implementation of the cut content and a Consort of Miquella ending.It would have been so easy.They were this close to greatness!
>>98105183this could be so much more
>>98107271Ikr? Such a great concept.
I wish we had a magi: labyrinth of magic cyoa
Sickens me how men just let women be their superiors now. “It makes sense that women are smarter and better magic users. They have higher average IQs after all.”
>>98107302Why? It’s more adolescent childish slop for immature teenagers who can’t let go of their youthful phase.
>>98107305There are no superiors dog
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>>98107311because I lîke it
>>98107311NTA but I liked Magi quite a lot; as far as shounen goes it's top-notch. I feel like the back half of each season got a bit too action battle-shounen-y, but the setup at the start of each season was really, really good
>>98107302It would be fun to dominate the human cattle as one of the chosen magic wielders.
>>98107346You’re a childish faggot then. All the best mages are kids or teens. That’s a red flag it’s a show for children.
All I desire is the symphony of steel meeting steel. Catharsis stolen from death at the end of a dented sword. Beautiful, bloody, Exalted Conquest.
>>98107305It just makes my eventual conquest of them sweeter and ensures they will be useful slaves.
>>98107389Wasn't the strongest character a 34-year old dude? I remember Sinbad mogging everyone else
>>98107406just go to the kitchen and bang spoons together
>>98107412Anon only has forks
>>98107321Bat Hunter CYOA wen?
>>98107430woah buddy. Don't betray my trust
>>98107302I wish we had Labyrinth CYOA
>>98107426not possible, he's too mentally handicapped to be allowed in the vicinity of something as dangerous as a fork, which is why i actually changed my post to say spoons after i first wrote forks
>>98107437I return to the shadows.
>>98107439there is one but I can't find it>>98107446I'm working on it but it outgrew my expectations, as OC is wont to do
>>98107439Face it anon, the story was crap, and the movie only worked because of Bowie.
>>98107439You remind me of the babe
>>98107439Are you a woman? Are you female?
>>98106499There are actually no natural women in elden ring, all the women are powerful shape-shifting male sorcerers this is why they are so smart and powerful
>>98107407It's like in Rape Zoids Rebellion where all the strong women from the previous story were raped the moment they lost their plot armor
>>98107513Rennala is 100% a woman. She got to 70 intelligence. No male reached that far.
>>98107463What babe?>>98107460Incorrect.>>98107469I just like the puppets. Jim Henson did work for that and the black crystal.
>>98107554>What babe?Jennifer conelly
>>98107554the babe with the power
>>98107558What power?
>>98107554The Dark Crystal still to this day has the most alien, fantastical opening in any movie I’ve ever seen. Watching it for the first time as a kid was a truly alien, otherworldly feeling. No humans. Just alien creatures. So exotic. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WFrHOCwrMYQ&pp=ygUURGFyayBjcnlzdGFsIG9wZW5pbmc%3D&ra=m
>>98107561The power of the voodoo!
>>98107564Skeksis are not!Jews using wicked sorcery to suck the life essence out of the poor goyim. Those beetles are their evil golems sent out to kidnap the goyim. Jim Henson knew what he was doing.
>>98107575The Mystics are a bunch of lazy butts.
>>98107554The set design and props were great, but it was Bowie's charisma that kept people interested despite the story. I will concede though that without them even Bowie couldn't have salvaged it.
>>98107564All this shit happened because a group of aliens decided to do an insane science experiment and fractured themselves into two halves. It led to the genocide of an entire race and then they just left. “Sorry! Bye!”. Lmao.
>>98107565Who do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmWCQfIazgMMonthly status update:I am once again a despicable liar. DaMN has however resumed production now that I collated My notes and remembered how a Google Drive cloud works. I am hammering the personality traits into a customary fluoride-deprived floridity now. This should be the second easiest part of working it, right after the one that is already complete.
>>98107598Ahh, like how god separated into a male half that left with the diaspora and a female half that stayed at the temple when the temple was destroyed. Both are jews, just different kinds of jews.
>>98107598>>98107616Aughra is also both male and female; but a portion of her male half got “burned out conceptually” after staring at the Great Conjunction of the three suns, and this is why she has a fucking beard / why she looks like a tranny.
>>98107305You wouldn't have a problem with this if you were an above average guy.
Ah yes. Male and female. Meant to fuse and unite. The Rebis! Like Marika and Radagon. Or Placidusax and his suspicious fifth head.
>>98107604am i supposed to know what reddit cyoa youre talking about
>>98106603cyoag is ruled by franchiseslop thoughbeit
>>98107602You do.
>>98105780Please make a good empire
>>98107823Do what?
>>98105780Anons are always evil. Even Twitter and Reddit know this.
>franchiseslop I don't (and won't ever) consume:(>franchiseslop I consume (or might get into one day):)
>>98107899This.
>>98107884I will get back to you tomorrow
>>98105780dark lord cyoas get a lot of builds because they're fun
>>98105780Being evil means being free from morality and everything else. The ultimate escapism for pathetic yesmen.
>>98108055I've always wanted Pregnant Elsa.
>>98105780It's all in the incentives. If being good was more beneficial, then I would have made a good build.
>>98108055Gimme that sweet YTP magic.
>>98108071bro thinks he's Fang Yuan
>>98107884I'm working on a good-ish empire of interdimensional nomadic raiders that initiate Wild Hunts across wicked planes and free trapped souls in hellish worlds for fun.
>>98108208still a shame that RI died with no conclusion. IIRC there were multiple plots going at the same time, including the Primordial Origin Immortal Venerable using the chi fruits to rez himself or something.
>>98108257>including the Primordial Origin Immortal Venerable using the chi fruits to rez himself or something.This reads like a joke about overly verbose xianxia names
>>98108257The author poked the hornet nest with too much CCP allegory (perceived or otherwise) and payed the price. The thing is I don't think he's anti-government actually, Fang Yuan was quoting Mao and using him as an example of greatness in one of the early chapters.
>>98108311IIRC he spoke about a Scarlet Chamber Imperial Ancestor or something very early on, so that tracks.In retrospect, calling a major character Xi Jianping and putting him in a position where he could be in opposition with the MC was not very wise. And I don't think the authorities would have cared if haters hadn't brought it to their attention, since they 1) don't want to make more work for themselves 2) know that even the harshest dictatorships can run normally as long as the people have their release valves. Unfortunately chink fans are infamous for this sort of crab bucket mentality, it's what led to the frenzy of censorship among chink gacha recently.In any case, I
>>98108283This is just a function of translating every single word in 原始仙尊. Chink can be pretty info dense.
>>98105780Well it is an expansionit empire building cyoa imperialism will pretty much always be evil
>>98108339ANON!?
>>98108395I was going to respond to >>98108283 as well but hit enter too soon.But yeah, lots of crab bucket bullshit.>>98108381What would count as "good"? Working for the welfare of the masses?
>>98105229Northern outpost.
I have noticed many of the big bad guys in CYOA settings are women so I wonderIs rape correcting them the right move to help them see the light?I don't like the idea of killing women even if they are evil
>>98108429>What would count as "good"?Just vibes
>>98108485If they're pretty you take away their agency but let them live. If they're ugly or old, just vanquish them.
>>98108485>le rape wink winkI'm starting to think it's the most boring, bland and tired """""evil"""""" act possible.
>>98108485>I have noticed many of the big bad guys in CYOA settings are womenFor no other reason other than that anons are horny too
>>98108485>>98108485>I have noticed many of the big bad guys in CYOA settings are women so I wondername 5
>>98108680>Outer Reincarnation>Nexus Gateway>Blood Magic>JRPG Traitor>Seinaru Magecraft Girls
Is Yazata really the big bad guy though?
>>98108721She is, according to her womb tatoo.
>>98108717There is no explicit antagonist in Blood magic. While the leader of the eclipse is female, they aren't evil just oppositional to a fascist and totalitarian empire. They had no reason to assume that the convention was doing everything to save the omniverse.Furthermore I consider that Bloodmagic is the best CYOA of all time and that tok must be destroyed.
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>>98108775>they aren't evil just oppositional to YOUThat makes them evil. Dido is especially a cunt for not compromising shit and killing executives in the field.
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>>98108680hmm... so isekai dark overlord is secretly a BTG cyoa
>>98108788Are you referring to the player in the magocratic convention CYOA or in the Blood magic CYOA? Because in Bloodmagic they activly give you all your power and let you decide the fate of your respective timeline which seems pretty nice to me and in Magocratic Convention I agree with 90% of their goals anyway.Furthermore I consider that Yang is a bitch to fight in Bloodmage but easy once you figure him out.
About to roll my first of 100 free pulls for my beautiful fragile wildflower sickly hacker girl wife Himari, wish me luckWe have any Blue Archive CYOAs yet?
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>>98108812HAHAHAHA!! EZ FUCKING PZ!
>>98108812No but you can make one anon
>>98108817I wish I could make a CYOA as good as tankista:(
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>>98108891I remember not enjoying it and never finishing a build.Then again I also haven't read Blue Archive.
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>>98108891meh, its nothing special
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>>98108680name 30 cyoas that don't have female big bads
>>98108922there are none of course, even the cyoas where the player is the big bad they are female
>>98108812I was about to point it out but someone else beat me to it.>>98108894>>98108905It kinda misses the point of Blue Archive. Like, who plays BA to be a student? The whole point is the ever expanding harem of cute girls and cute interactions, not being one of them. The cyoa focuses on the wrong aspect of the setting to attarct fans of the setting, and to non fans it's just a generic anime school with guns. Nobody is happy.
>>98108928It was made by a redditor right?
>>98108925name 120 cyoas where the player is female
>>98108933In most its left up to the playerFurthermore I consider that foids must be destroyed
>>98108930It was posted on reddit before it was posted here so yes, I think. I wanna say that I never saw someone miss the point so much when making a franchise cyoa, but I have a vague memory of another cyoa that completely misses the point of the franchise they are of. It's like making a One PIece cyoa about being an office worker with no powers.
>>98106495No. Ranni fucks off with the elden ring, freeing the lands between from the influence of the greater will. Goldmask "perfects" the elden ring to make it so that the greater will has perfect influence over everyone (since it did not previously, which is how marika was able to engineer the shattering).
>>98108680Radiant out of the recent ones
>>98108928I mean i wanna be cute and funny
>>98108485I would chop off the head of a woman that committed truly evil deeds without hesitation.She can beg and cry all she wants, my love for justice and the people makes me resolute.
>>98109010But that's not tied to Blue Archive, you want to be cute and funny in other settings too, it doesn't have to be this one. Blue Archive doesn't appeal to those that want to BE cute and funny, but those that want to be surrounded by cute and funny. And other types too, it has probably more mature looking girls than otherwise, or at least if you count the ones that look average too.
>>98108933I don't know if we get to 120, but there are way too many btg cyoas anyway.
>>98109039but i could be the cute and funny surrounded by cute and funny
>>98109011What is your opinion on the death penalty anon
>>98109047weak, there's thousands of cyoas
>>98109172Well, statistically speaking we probably have at least 120. Just the allsync section for btg has 50 or so, and that part of the allsync is very incomplete. If we consider the ones only in the author folders we can get there. And the korean ones apparently tend to be like that too, so there's even more.
>>98109290Also if you interpret it as a cyoa where you can play as a female it's pretty much every cyoa
>>98109332I was considering cyoas where you are forced to be a girl, or cyoas where it doesn't make sense if you aren't one. Like some of BTG the author, you can technically be a guy in Your Proper Place, you can pick the right combination of traits to be just a normal dude, but the narrative falls apart if you do since the cyoa straight up calls you a girl. Or that one reddit author, the one that made several academy cyoas, those never staright up call you a girl and leave the option open to be a guy, but never openly and the cyoa makes a lot less sense if you are a guy.Conversely most other cyoas assume you are a guy, call you a guy, and treat you like one too. At least the ones made here do, reddit is of course more neutral.
>>98109332NTA but I'd count those where it's either the only option or the "default" option (i.e. descriptions assume female and/or picking male is disadvantaged by point tax or some other reason)
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>>98109401BPD AND ECSTASY
>>98109401SHE SMOKES OUT OF A DIRTY BONG
>>98109401>>98109443>>98109552>>98109594I don’t get it =\
>>98109401SHE FUCKED TWIN BROTHERS AT THE SAME TIME
>>98109616Its riffing on the lyrics to "scott pilgrim ruined a generation of women", a song about how the character of ramona flowers (from scott pilgrim) created a negative role model/archetype for women to emulateramona flowers is not an aspirational figure in the source material, with the overall message of the comic being that her and scott are two terrible people, with their positive character arc being accepting that and trying to be less awful together
>>98109616I think that's Mona? From Scott Pilgrim against the world. The girl he's obsessed with. But she has like 7 ex boyfriends so she's a massive slut.
>>98105466Be careful with that.
>>98109767I don't think it matters much that she wasn't supposed to be a role model, people are dumb and decide to follow dumb shit all the time. Just look at how many villains, and I mean the irredeemable kind, get idolized by young girls all over the world. It's full of stories where you have the arrogant piece of shit noble that is convinced he can straight up buy the heroine. They lose in the end, and yet it's full of idiots that prefer that guy over the actualy decent human being that wins and is just as hot (because he looks like a carbon copy of the other guy with a different hair color).Point is, people are dumb, if it wasn't Ramona they would have followed some other bad influence anyway.
>>98109798Ah yes. Sarda. The Wizard Who Did It.
>>98106603Speaking of franchiseslop, I think that’s the primary reason I couldn’t get into Tank’s LoM cyoa. I find the most enjoyment delving into the lore and mechanics of Tank’s settings. I wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s like Italics where I’m just there to read, Tank does really great with mechanical interplay and has some very clever ideas, but I never find putting my build together as satisfying as learning about the world. Unfortunately, since I’ve read LoM there’s no learning or exploring the setting via the cyoa. In fact, the primary appeal of LoM, outside the cultivation style sequences, is the mystery, horror, and slow discovery of the world’s intricacies. All of which can’t be captured in a cyoa of this style. I don’t feel anything like the webnovels made me feel, it’s more like reading a wikipage with points. It also doesn’t serve to self-insert as a Klein/Lumian tier protagonist due to balance limitations, although I do appreciate how Coincidences fit both mechanically and within the lore of the world, that was super clever.
>>98109171It should be done quickly asap for extreme crimes of evil. High profile criminals of Earth fitting that criteria should be executed on livestream however, to remoralize the plebs that have been without any justice for so long.
Cyoas with this feel ?
>>98109930All cats are evil. It’s baked in their bones.
“It’s not his fault. He just enjoys tormenting his food!”
Question for my Ranni's Misteress CYOA, (no relation to the frenzied flame CYOA) You guys don't mind just having 'Choose your fighting style' instead of me writing out every single ash of war, right? It seems like a pain in the ass to go that indepth
>>98108816Show piroxenes something tells me you pittied.
>>98110003I don't care, I won't play it
>>98110056Why would I do that when there's still 90 more free pulls to come?
>>98110098Looks liky my lady's suepriority has ruffled a few feathers.
>>98110154>liky>suepriorityLooks like you've got brain damage
>>98110173I got a new keyboard, pls don't bully
>>98110106To flex her here (I didn't get anything)
>>98106354Rannicels are completely brainrotted. They're so thirsty you could draw some tits on a plank of wood and they'd simp for it.
>>98110003I wouldn't mind. Especially since The mistress cyoa is pretty simple in its choices, it will be better for you to also make them fairly simple
Is Elden Ring the ultimate game for simps?The entire setting is based around an inferior man being submissive to a dominant, superior woman. Be it Leyndel or Liurnia. God is a woman. The Archmage is a woman. The strongest man lost to a woman 1/10th his size. The smartest wizards got btfo’d by a trio of sisters. Yay gurl power. A feminine tree displaced the masculine sun. The feminine moon displaced the masculine stars.
who's who on the cyoag flowchart?
Mrs matterwife Do you like this topic or hate it?I haven't read most of what you've said because it was boring and my eyes glazed over but it seems like you're posting alot about it
>>98110512Godfrey would wreck Marika/Radagon.
Rolled 11 (1d13)>>98110513Let's find out. Which am I?
>>98110536Godfrey jobbed offscreen and was dead in the intro cutscene kek
>>98110546It fits. Occasionally when someone yells - threadslave, make a thread! - I obey and make a thread. Like a slave.
>>98110512Tbf Radahn only lost because Melania used her super mega aids explosion attack
>>98110570So Radahn at full power lost to Malenia at full power. Got it. She was also 1/10th his size. Next you’re going to argue that Rennala isn’t actually the smartest mage ever.
>>98110581Well no because it would be like me playing against lebron at basketball and as he's about to make the winning shot I sneak up behind him an wisper>"Marlyn manson sends his regards"And inject him with super mega giga aids
>>98110590Uh. No. He saw it coming. He could do nothing to stop it.
>>98110615Uhm. Yes. "Sneak up" is admittedly the wrong word to use but the scenario of injecting somone with super mega aids as they're about to win is still here.>He saw it comingI don't think he did, he probably underestimated the lengths she would go to in order to get her twink brother a boyfriend>he could do nothing to stop itI mean, he probably could have killed her before she did her super aids mega death bomb but then that might have also triggered it. In that case, yeah there really wasn't much he could do lol
>>98110512My setting might be the nega-elden ring.Women are more inherently powerful but also crazy so they blew up most of the world and rule over the ashes but a group of men managed to band together to fight back leaded by the coolest of them all(the god of chads) after many struggles they are in a position to strike back and you will be at the vanguard of the reclamation of the world.
>>98110690Yeah. You’re more woman than man. You watched too much anime and absorbed too much estrogen.
>>98110690you should talk about your setting less and work more on your cyoa
>>98110697That's impossible, the power system is based on being the most manly and coolest.
>>98110690Please, Husanon... Finish... Luminary...
>>98110720And yet it doesn’t make you the strongest. You find satisfaction with women being stronger than you. That’s effeminate behavior. You’re pretending to be masculine. That’s the difference.
>"have you ever seen sunlight?'>"hm? I don't think I've played that cyoa yet"
>>98110690I know not to take anything written here seriously, but does this not strike you as incredibly pathetic and revealing
>>98110690hus until you finish a cyoa literally nothing you say matters and its all headcanon.
>>98110744What does it reveal mister Freud?>>98110726That they are naturally stronger does not mean you can't reach them but it is next to impossible for most men.
>>98110741based eternal player
pls post a oc, I don't think Ive seen a good oc in years, I can't remember what they look like
>>98110916stfu beggar leech
>>98110961Umm, excuse me, I'm a certified author, please don't speak that way to me.
