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>>98136333>TQ:Trailer good, changes to the famous intro annoying
>>98136333>TQI think big things are coming for the Emperor
>>98136333Hey everyone it's once again time for the collage anchor posts.This month's theme was Big dudes and was left to your own interpretation.I'll try to post an anchor every thread but if you can't spot me write"here is my may collage submission" and it'll be way easier to find you in the archive.Here is the link to next month's vote:https://strawpoll.com/wby5QLM2ByALast anchor for this month
>>98136340>changes to the famous intro annoyingIt's almost exactly the original one from Rogue Trader, tourist.
>>98136352Well I'm tired of people spamming this phrase
Can someone redeem a turrent of aeronautica imperialis?
>>98136333Isn't the trailer a little rough on Imperial Guard?
Im sad about the Emperor :(He was minutes from death when He was sat on the throne. But if the throne had preserved him, He'd look like a wounded man. He looks like a corpse.This is grim. Dark, even.
You know seeing these OCs again really struck home to me just how much of a wasteland this board is nowadays in terms of user made content
>>98136359I know, doesn’t mean the parts they modified don’t sound odd.
>>98136364The setting IS rough with the Guard, wdym? They die by the billions
How to fix 40K:>Imperium: Remove all Primarchs. Having things be about Primarch power levels is shit. At the very least, don't add any more>Chaos: Have the Warp just be a magical emotion dimension that drives you crazy and shits out daemons with no scheming gods (though people might believe there are)>Tyranids: Have them be the only existential threat>Tau: Focus them on the 'alliance of many races' element instead of Gundam; add units of humans and weirdo races that don't justify an army for themselves>Orks: Remove Snakebites and 'gross animal' stuff from them, make them purely about ramshackle Mad Max technology and looted weapons. If you need a 'primitive animal-user' faction, have it be Exodites>Votann: Focus on the rune magic-using psykers and 'repurposed mining equipment' elements>Sisters: Add more 'magical faith daemons that look like angels' like Celestine as more normal units>Thousand Sons: Make every unit a psyker with psychic powers (or a daemon)>Grey Knights, Deathwatch, Imperial Knights, Imperial Agents, Harlequins, Chaos Daemons: Make them just allied units for any Imperial/Eldar/Chaos army>Chaos Knights: Cut them entirely
>>98136364The guard is meant to die in droves. Guard players who think they shouldn’t are closeted marine-players
>>98136364But that's pretty much how guard works
>>98136378Noticing how you didn't include Eldar, who are the most easily fixed by simply removing them from the setting.
What's Ynnead up to in the new trailer?
Has the attitude towards the Armageddon Box changed? At the start people seemed to be seething at the box, but now it's coming up to pre-order, I am seeing a lot of 'hype' that I was not expecting. Did something happen between then and now?
>>98136378>>Grey Knights, Deathwatch, Imperial Knights, Imperial Agents, Harlequins, Chaos Daemons: Make them just allied units for any Imperial/Eldar/Chaos armyDeathwatch and Imperial Agents players being mad about not getting much support for 11th is so funny, man.You guys are the most special snowflake-y people.
Alright, retarded question from a casual and I'm sorry if this is well-treaded ground or the wrong thread: what the fuck is with 40k vidya?By my count and even disregarding gimmick/gacha/mobileslop titles (apparently they made a Sororitas VR title? The fuck?) there have been more than three dozen 40k video games over the last few decades and change. Of those video games that I could find there have only been three (3) titles focused on factions that aren't the IoM - an Eldar game that's a reskin of a space marine game, Fire Warrior, and then Metal-Slug-but-with-Orks. Including strategy games that include non-IoM playable factions the number goes up to maybe seven. I'm not expecting them to invest heavily in tie-ins for non-IoM factions but this is grim. I was at least expecting to find something like: a stealth game where you play as a genestealer doing genestealer things or a game where you control (Pikmin/Overlord style) different flavors of greenskin to gather materials and then go WAAGH or a Rogue Squadron-ish flying game with a bunch of different factions. All of that just came off of the top of my head and it seems like pretty low-hanging fruit.What gives? Is the most obvious answer the correct one and it's just because the IoM is where 99% of the money's at so nothing else is worth bothering with or have they written themselves into a corner that badly or are they just retarded or is there some company policy that says that all of their vidya is going to be SPESS MUHREENS and adjacent? I really don't get it.
I like orks :Dthis is a bit blogposty, but I just got a new barrister bookcase for my orks! now they have a new home where they won’t have to worry about getting covered in dust. definitely will have to get some terrain for them, so they’ll have a little ork town to hang out and drink some squig beer in.
>>98136390>Imperial Agents playersThey don't exist. It's not a real army. It's just where they stick random Imperial things like assassins and Naval officers that don't fit anything else.
>>98136393I like that bookcase.Where'd you get it?
>>98136333>TQ:excited to get some ork models for sure, the narrator for that trailer was really shit desu, made me think he had something caught in his throat the entire time, aside from that it was pretty good and showed all the basic things that you need to know about what goes on in the grim darkness of the far future.
>>98136350Voting already closed collage anon
>>98136383Simmer down, Minerva.
>>98136393
>>98136383rentfree
>>98136374There is no apparent subject in your comment.You could be saying "doesn't mean the parts [of the original] they modified don't sound odd" or you could be saying "doesn't mean the parts [of the updated version] they modified don't sound odd."In other words, your gnatlike intellect and mental laziness have caused you to make a post that contains no actual information whatsoever -- it could as well be arguing polar opposite opinions, and nobody can tell which from what you wrote.But the correct opinion, should you wish to update yours to match, is that parts of the original sounded odd. Imagine a narrator trying to voiceover the line "If you want to take part in the adventure, then prepare yourself now!" It's an action-figure commercial tier script.
>>98136391The 'xenos are NPCs' thing isn't a meme, it's the legitimate truth of the setting. 40k is about the Imperium defending itself against its enemies, primarily Chaos. Xenos exist solely to provide extra enemies for the Imperium.
>need Cypher for CSM roster>hate anything Dark Angel related Can I just make /mydude/ use Cypher's rules and attributes?
>>98136391Can you list the Star Wars games where you play as the Imperials?
>>98136437I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened.
>>98136437>action-figure commercial tier scriptYes, and that's why it was so great. I'm not that anon and I approve this message. Get that stick out your bum.
>>98136408>>98136419these two homos like man feet
>>98136437faggot
>>98136453battlefront and 2 and the new battlefront 2squadronsforce unleashedempire at warsw galaxies and swtorimperial assaultthe tabletop xwing game
>>98136458>admission that you're too ADHD to have ever actually read through the 40K preamble, anywayHate to see it.
>>98136449Why not?
>>98136449yes
>>98136464If these count then you play as many different xenos in Dawn of War, Gladius, Battlefleet Gothic, Battlesector, etc.
>ynnead symbol in the cinematicThey just don't give up, do they
>>98136350Quick and nimble, eh? I really don't feel like assembling and painting my tomb blades yet, fiddly things that they are. Ophydian destroyers are quick and nimble enough, right?
>>98136384being bald lol
>>98136384With how his symbol is breaking apart, my guess is dying.
>>98136437Hell yeah, 40K taking itself too seriously is lame. Also performing a villain speech over an error in grammar is the gayest thing I’ve seen in a while.
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98136333Trailer is more Tyranidwank than CSMwankGood
>>98136384nothing
>>98136526All things considered, which do you think would be more popular; an Eldar vtuber, or a Tau vtuber?
>>98136541in or out of universe?
>my Girthday is in june>but my Car Insurance Day is also in june
>>98136398my grandparents gave it to me because they didn’t have any use for it, and they knew I collected minis, but they said they got it from Montgomery Ward before I was even born, so I can’t tell what the original might be, but you can just look up “barrister bookcase” and find ones that are virtually identical, though AFAIK Montgomery Ward was a bargain store, so its probably on the cheaper side.
>>98136547Either.
>>98136541tarellian vtuber
>2 seconds>2 (two)Eldarbros...
>>98136541deldar
>>98136384thirsting, presumably
What army has the biggest problem with 'all of our units look the same,' and why is it Sisters? Because every Sisters infantry looks the exact fucking same.
>>98136541Tau vtuber who only plays Osu versus Eldar vtuber who only plays HOI4Two side of the same autistic coin
>>98136384>eldar goddess of lifeHottest chick yoi've ever seen>eldar god of murderdaemonic looking satan thing>eldar god of clownsIs a clown>eldar god of the deadLiterally just a blue skinned bald guy (wasn't he supposed to be a hermaphrodite?)
>>98136394>>98136390there is literally a dude in this thread who built a whole display case of an imperial manufactorum rallying point for an iquisitor and his mob of zealots and arbites.In fact it's always the>this isn't a REAL army, squat them!Types who post no models or have a halfassed primaris army, while the niche army guys put a lot of effort into their shit
>>98136582this is more of a me problem but i genuinely can't tell most Orks apart unless they are on a vehicle
>>98136340All of the people that made 40k are gone. Fanfiction inevitably has mistakes.
>>98136459mmmmmmm...candy cane chain axe...
>>98136384I am genuinly surprised they even bothered to remember Ynnari exist. It's a shame I would have prefered to see Cegorach
>>98136524genestealers allowing chaos to take over?
>>98136541Aurelia has pointy ears but she claims to be some kind of sanctioned mutant from Baal.
>>98136566>Eldar vtuberManages a few dozen regular viewers at mostVery modest avatar with robes, has a helmet toggle she thinks is cuteDoes a podcast that explores Eldar history and psychic-science, which most viewers think is just her having an OC setting to talk aboutRarely gets donations, often talks with chat and discusses topics with them, is very earnest about her interestsNever gets collabsOften wishes she was more popular but refuses to abandon her principles>Tau vtuberManages 1000+ viewers a dayShameless ewhore, avatar is scantily clad with huge breasts that have jiggle physics.Leans heavily into weeb culture, plays lewd VNs and always overreacts to the sexual parts to play into her character.Gets tons of donations, only ever responds to those that are $50 or moreDoes tons of collabsLoves her job and the attention she gets due to being a Water Caste
>>98136541All female primarchs are vtubers, except Fulgrim who has an onlyfans.
>>98136612>>98136384>eldar actually won in the IA trailer>eldar were remembered and so were specifically the ynnari in this trailerELDAR BOYS EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
>>98136541>>98136566there's already a shit tone ethot's that have just become elf vtubers, to middling success, but if someone made a short stack earth caste vtuber that they'd definitely be a solid fanbase for it so long as they have the right personality for it.As of in-universe Eldar might try and do some vtubing shenanigans to trick some imperials into fighting some orks because their farser foresaw their Autarch burning his toast and this'll somehow prevent that.Mean while some water caste probably roped a naive earth caste into building an absolute thirst trap of a model that's one shotted countless imperial governess into joining the tau empire to pay for akasupas.
>>98136541You ever wonder if any of those vtubers are men with voice changers?
>>98136643we need a hag inquisitor mommy vtuber
>>98136648They'd probably be a dude that somehow becomes an Ordo xeons inquisitors who's life's work is finding out whether a xenos vtuber he watches is a male or not because he doesn't want to be gay.Reminds me of the chines femboy vtuber that got outed as being a biological girl and people being angry she doesn't have a dick, but it's kinda lamw now that PL are so open these days that there's no actually guessing if it's a girl
>>98136648God I hope so. Imagine giving your hard earned money to w*men
All space marines should fall to chaos. It'd make things cooler.
>>98136641Need Howling Banshee butt in my face.
>>98136648
>>98136643
He opens his eye and looks down the camera at the end
>>98136725>phasedark eldar
The mini of the month will be a vanguard vet
>>98136733Baldur's Gate 2 cutscene type grafixs.
>>98136755That is clearly a fallout fmv
>>98136733>>98136755>Here's your ruler, bro.
>>98136364They actually killed a chaos marine in that trailer so honestly they got out pretty well on that.
>>98136612Cegorach is hiding in the webway
>>98136733
>>98136733>>98136786Who dis?
>>98136776He took a grenade to the face and toke a knee, give him a moment and he was going to stand back up, his mates came behind to kill everyone though and give him so shit for getting hurt im sure.
>>98136445>he 'xenos are NPCs' thing isn't a meme, it's the legitimate truth of the setting.Except in the main product, though? IoM gets the most love but the tabletop thoroughly supports being the "evil xenos".>>98136453Battlefront/II, TIE Fighter, Galactic Battlegrounds, Empire At War, TFU (kinda). This is also something I've complained about from time to time, though not here obviously.I also have a few ancillary points. First, Star Wars is pretty much always unambiguous good guys vs. unambiguous bad guys (Old Republic vs. Sith, OR vs. CIS, Empire vs. Rebels, New Republic vs. Empire remnants, etc.) but 40k has at least half a dozen major factions that they could do stuff with or use to make games where you're a "bad guy" fighting against other "bad guys" and thus avoiding having a game where you're mowing down hordes of the "good guys". Second, Star Wars isn't as as static as 40k is, at least thematically. The setting of KotOR feels different than the setting of Republic Commando feels different than the setting of Rogue Squadron. The setting in the original Space Hulk feels pretty much the same as the setting in DoW feels pretty much the same as the setting in Space Marine 2.Also, Star Wars is a kid-friendly franchise and 40k isn't. I could go down to wal-mart and buy baby yeed merch from the same shelf as Bluey merch and somehow I don't think that if 40k became as popular as Star Wars I'd suddenly start seeing plush Slaanesh dolls competing for the same space.That also didn't answer my main question and the reason I asked, which is WHY this is the case - if there is in fact any reason beyond "we don't think it would make much money". I do not know the deep lore behind the IRL side of 40k so I genuinely do not know if there's an internal policy against the kind of hypothetical games I mentioned or one guy at the top shooting things down or if there's just no interest or what.
>>98136350I didn't have time to paint my Lord of Skulls so this is as big as it gets
>>98136792Some fucking Turkroach.
>>98136733he's never been dead dead. just mostly dead. multiple people have said that he's talked before. although who knows if that actually happened or he used his psychic powers to make people think he was talking.
>>98136807no no no, we are not doing this gay Turkey bullshit again, it's like say the blacks are Egyptians
>>98136733He cannot open his eye he has not eyelids. His eye was white and dead in a frame before that one. Which scares me with the implication.
>>98136808He's at least capable of manipulating his body to some extent, rather than being just a warp presence tethered to the body.
'luv me guard
>>98136808I think when the talked with guilliman the implication of the scene was that more than talking to him psychically he was talking to him from "somewhere else" the same way the chaos gods talk to their followers.
>>98136807he's anatolianmy paternal haplogroup originates from the same place
>>98136828>An ubermensch bought to his might knees by his enemies who are literally enslaved and brainwashed expendable slave soldiers of the empire he helped build.
Why do they make new editions didn't they get it right?
>>98136333I liked the trailer, but why do lasguns don't shoot red lasers anymore?
>>98136864Old 40k had yellow lasers too they're going back to old editions.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98136800>plush Slaanesh dollsWould buy. Sounds cute.
>>98136378Starcraft. The game you want is starcraft. Theres 2 rts video games and an incoming DOA table top miniature game. Go play starcraft.
>>98136874Yeah I know, in DoW 2 guardsmen shoot yellow lasers and stormtroopers red lasers because they have hotshot. But in the trailer it doesn't look like a laser it looks more like projectile
>>98136864they wanted to ape star wars, but then realized that aping star wars was a bad idea, so now they’re going back to doing yellow.
>>98136842You will never be ANF. You have no fez, you have no neolithic package, you have no secondary products. You are a WHG man twisted by cheap genetic testing and overconsumption of kebab into a crude mockery of Near Eastern perfection.
I will not buy new models until I have painted previously purchased models
>>98136893https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/cvvjq1ua/las-canon-how-the-astra-militarums-indomitable-lasgun-works/
>>98136901but anon... I'm Anglo
>>98136786Damn did the commission Scott Cawthon to make that?
>>98136807>turkroachTurks didn't even exist when the Emperor was born.
>>98136912I'm confused. That's what I said.
>>98136893I'm talking older than that
>>98136884Me and my gf
What's stopping GW from bringing the gameplay of 40k to life with a video game? Think XCOM gameplay on a wider scale. I see no downsides to this, it would sell gangbusters.>"BUT MUH MODELS"Is it because GW would know it would outsell the models tenfold if they did this?
>>98136935we already have it, its called battlesector and its not that fun desu.i much prefer the space marine 2 style of gameplay for 40k desu
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>>98136935>this is what /v/ermin ACTUALLY believelmao
How do I get that green emblem on the Wave Serpent canopy?
>GW apparently having a tournament for Kill Team on the third week of June where it introduces new players to Kill Team, and everyone would have a week to assemble and paint it. Plus official GW employees to teach those to paint. Should I do Striking Scorpions since I have an Aeldari army or should I do Hand of the Archon since I keep looking at Drukhari?
>>98136935underage /v/NIGGER you have no idea how much they make off their modelsvidya could never compete
>>98136962I was honestly tempted to do the Spearhead Tourney as AoS models look cool but:>Job>Spearhead of 18 or more models>Ain't no fucking way I'm gonna be able to assemble 23 or more models and paint them all within 1 week
>>98136962>Blades of Khaine are $82 while all the other KT's are $70But why though
>>98136947>>98136963nta but they have a 1:1 blood bowl vidya gaem and BB seems to be doing great
>>98136981because they canfuck you
>>98136935>it would sell gangbustersAll of GW's revenue from video game licenses amounts for less than 10% of their yearly revenue, retards greatly overestimates how much vidya brings in for GW.
>>98136580>thirsting presumablybing bing bing. Serve me more dead aeldari
>have a squad of 5 intercessors built and sitting unpainted for months>have no blood angels so thought I'd paint some>want to do them in the "retro" style of all bright and vibrant tones>got some nice new paints>its been 3 hours and I haven't started
Watched backrooms and made me realize its bascially the Webway in function>No clip out of reality>random repeating rooms going on forever>monsters you don't understand40k makes it a bit more interesting in that in leads to every other place and at its heart leads to giant, solar system sized city that is 40ks version of Carcossa, lost Carcossa, dim Carcossa.
>>98137029Dark souls Commorragh game when?
What gun is this? I assembled it months ago and no longer remember, and I can't identify it. I know it's one of these because they're the only the Sister Superior can have:>Bolt pistol >Boltgun >Combi-weapon >Condemnor boltgun >Inferno pistol >Ministorum hand flamer >Plasma pistol
>>98137047that's a combiweapon, a bolter and a melta
>>98137027only idiots battle with themselves anon, admit you do not want to paint them, if you ever do later, then they will get paintedgo figure out what you want to do now
>>98137047Eyeballing it, that looks like a combi melta with an underslung bolter to me
>>98136333Trailer felt a bit weak, GW has more money than their fans but still the fan's projects have more soul. Also what that bit at the end>You will not be missedFeels like a personal attack
>>98137047>Melta barrel and power pack>Bolter barrel and configurationMay i ask how new you are to this hobby, i don't want to pass unnecessary judgement.
>>98137061nta but I have no clue what imperium weapons look like>t. xenoschad
>>98137045Dark Souls/Elden Ring are all about the very methaphyscial nature of the world coming to an end and the player character deciding what path the new world will take link/not link the fire, be elden lord/ or go with ranni/ burn it down. I mean you could just do like a space marine trapped in some forgetton corner fighting literally anything that looks cool since any daemon or monster has a reason to be in the city. But to do juctice to the idea of the world and reality needing to come to and end and needing a new age you could have mechanism within Commorragh that renews the webway or changes it so it becomes fundementally different. Like how you get the age of dark if you don't link the fire that puts humans and their dark souls on top and not the gods and their age of fire. Would require some creativity and would touch/disturb the bones of the 40k setting since your directly interacting with some mechanism of the mathphyiscs of the universe , but could be really cool! Ideally its some eldar doing it and not another space marine
>>98137061This is my 11th model I've painted, I know I suck.
>>98136828Yes.https://youtu.be/w7II__q00-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy4CJ4F-epAModern voice acting is so forced and unsubtle compared to old work and I think this applies more or less across the entire video game medium, everyone's trying too hard to be "epic" now
>>98137083Thanks for posting that, I was looking for this video. This is what I was talking about here >>98137060, soul vs soulless. The guy just nails the grimdark effortless.
>>98137083slop
>>98137067Understandable, besides imperial/chaos i only know what tau, ork, and necrons weapons.>>98137078Then it's understandable for you to still be figuring out which weapon is which, the one is a combi-weapon, which in 10/11th are weapons that are built into bolters for additional flexibility, not to be mistaken for a combi-bolter which is just 2 bolters stuck together.For your starting models you applied the purple nice and smoothly, my only recommendation is to load your brush up with less metallic paint than you think, they have very good coverage as is so just apply them a bit at a time so you don't clog up your details.
>>98137060GW's animations have never been the that great and Astartes was the real tipping point for what 40k could be if it's given to someone who actually knows how to animate. >e-whore watching newfag It's from Rogue Trader, newfag.
>>98137060if we're gonna play this game can we at least use the warhammer related one.
>Trailer says 41st millenniumAm I retarded or is GW this fucking oblivious? Isn't it...40k? 40th millennium??
>>98137083sounds like some spergy nerd saying it herethe trailor's VA was mid, but this isnt even voice acting
>>98137123the first millenium was the years up until 1000 ad.much like the 20th century was from 1900-1999
>>98137123>newfagging THIS hardfucking hell
>"you will not be missed..."It's amazing how one line that's supposed to perfectly incapsulate the setting got so many newfags asshurt. The grim darkness of the far future is grim and people are treated as disposable. Very shocking.
>>98136828I like how the other marines just watch while he dies, he probably cooked fish in the microwave before the battle.
>>98137133my favorite is salamanderfags getting asshurt over them being in the reclamation pool
>>98137133who exactly is complaining about that?
>>98137138Nids getting Ws is always welcome. Salamanderfags should try to be happy for them instead kek
>>98137083I mean it's not awful but this is just a dude in his bedroom.
>Trailer is over the top seriousness>Suddenly orksIt's time for GW to decide if this setting is a joke or one to be taken seriously.
>>98137138are there actually people mad about that?
>>98137157The orks didn't come off as goofy in the trailer, at least to me.
>>98137118who are these whores
>>98136333Checked.I think the trailer is really hype, and I like the starter box even though I don't have an Ork army they are really tempting me.>>98136359Calling people tourist for not having been in the franchise since before you were born is pretty cringe.>>98136437Holy fuck do a backflip.
>>98137123We are in the third millennium right now but the years start with 2.0-999 is 1st1000-1999 is 2nd2K is 3rd, 40K is 41st
>>98137157>It's time for GW to decide if this setting is a joke or one to be taken seriously.you sound like a fag that unironically likes trench crusade.
>>98136059>talks to Bobby>Bobby proceeds to try to understand the Imperial Cult instead of censuring it>he does this despite having a fuckton of thawed out space marines in heretek gear>oh and everything about SoB>and the cult giving him psychers to munch on for 10000 yearsThe Imperial Truth was a ploy to starve Chaos, there's almost no likelihood of him trying it again, especially since human faith arguably helps him more than it helps Chaos at this point.
>>98137159you've been playing the game for too longIt's like a clown slapping you in the face having a bunch of mad max shrek guys running around your ultra serious war for hyper space genocide
>>98137183Whatever
>>98137029>the carcossa autist resurfaceswierdest ritual post
>>98137181the emperors plan was to feed chaos its all according to keikaku
>>98137163>who are these whores10/10's in bong land, but you seriously have to be living under a rock if you don't recognise suggy.
>>98137208For those that don't know, keikaki means plan.
>>98137183>you've been playing the game for too longMan literally called himself a tourist
>>98137215t/n keikaku means villainous plan
>>98137183NEWFAG!!!!! NEWFAG!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHA! POINT AND LAUGH AT THE NEWFAG!!!!
>>98137203ritual posts are things made every thread or nearly every thread, not just mentioned off hand every now and again if that. I think I've personally posted about Commorragh being Carcosa like 2 or 3 times, maybe other anons have posted about it recently I havent been in thread for weeks
>>98137218>>98137226i am nowhere near autistic enough to carea trailer is literally meant to draw newfags inretard
>>98137183>you've been playing the game for too longhow long have you been playing for?
At what point does a planet cross over from being important to not important? I've seen people say that the loss of a hive world or a forge world isn't important, but then sometimes you get a hiveworld like Armageddon that is important or that one Forge World that was all STRATEGIC VALUE ABSOLUTE
Is the hourglass next to the emperor and the golden throne in the cinematic meant to be something?
>>98136382Not sure if ai generated or modified photos or 3d render.Sauce on that image please?Why is google search image not working these days?
>>98137236If it makes a cool background to a war, the planet having a cool name plays a big part in it like Armageddon.
>>98137005need a caramelldansen edit
Anyone got the screenshots of the chaos gods silhouettes at the end
>>98136616How do you tell if the newcomers are genuine or just hoping on a trend?
>>98137236Location can be a very important thing to consider, because even if they human or material production has been severely reduced denying the enemy a viable world to muster on and send raids out onto surrounding subsector worlds can still be very much worth fighting over.
>>98137236It's like a strategy game, if a planet is at a choke point, has a major resource, or is on the front lines.>>98137246Are they doing the Bricky starter pack or actually finding something cool?
>>98137232>s-stop laughing at meeee
>>98137236A planet can be important too if its location is a key point for spaceship transit.
>>98137246it can be hard to tell, but usually if they mention anything to do with bricky, majorcuck, or twitter fags it's a good tell that they're hoping on a trend.
>>98137249So that's why when the Tau take a hive world or forge world, it's not considered important, cause it's in the middle of nowhere where the only important stuff around is Ultramar
>>98137117>It's from Rogue Trader, newfag.I know. I save all meme, new and old. Get with the times grandpa.
>>98137236Some forge worlds shit out basic pattern lasguns and tanks and consumer goods and replaceable crap like that. Some other forge worlds are the only place left in the galaxy where the STC remnants exist to create the ultra rare hypermithril-lugnut used to affix the hyperbole-class super titan's left testicle.
>>98137246To be fair, she's painted models and played games on stream, which means she's done more to engage with the hobby than most 40k 'fans'.
>>98137255not a response, the trailer is FOR NEWFAGSi showed my non warhammer friends the blood angels trailer on discord and they were literally laughing at how dumb the orcs lookthey are the joke of the setting
>>98137236Well how strategic is it?The loss of 10 billion souls could be meaningless in comparison to the agri world which is feeding fifty billion souls including the twenty billion slaves keeping the local manufacturing world healthy enough to be worked to death.
>>98137251>>98137258What is the bricky starter pack?>>98137264Fair enough.I just wish there was a means or a sort of list to know who are trend chasing and who are proper fresh blood to be welcomed.
>>98137236what makes armageddon so important is that it manages a passageway to terra, so losing armageddon means any enemy is a step away from invading the IoM’s homebase and also using armageddon as a launching pad to invade terra and all the other systems in the segmentum solar.
>>98137236Probably a combination of population, tithe grade, type of output at that tithe grade, if it’s along or at the nexus of major warp routes, and where it is relative to other important worlds. A lone agri world or minor industrial world with low output that’s along an off-beat warp routes probably isn’t important. A teeming hive world with large industrial and flesh output that’s at the nexus of major warp routes and is in close proximity to and in direct support of other important worlds is of great importance.
>>98137267>d-debate meeesorry you're this thinskinned newfag :(
I didn't even know he was sick.
After weeks of painting, I have painted... one Battle Sisters squad as my first complete unit.
>>98137286>i-i have nothing to sayyyyi accept your concession oldfag
>>98137238Hmm yes I wonder what the hourglass might symbolize
>>98137157>weeb image>retarded opinionwho could have guessed!
>>98137278>What is the bricky starter pack?Fivehead who acts like an industry plant>Concord devs twied weally hawd, no bullyHe did some 40k intros on his own and has a shitty podcast with a lobotomized cohost who basedjaks while Bricky tells a story.
>>98136981>people were selling them for 40+5 shipping at this time in 2024I.....Everything feels like it's going so fast, you see a sale and then a few months later it's a year later it's two years later and every fag is demanding 72 ubkcs on ebay.
>>98137259Yeah, another thing to consider with your example is that since those worlds are so far off from Terra their missing tithes would also take a long time to notice, so it's not so much that they're not important but it took so long for someone to notice that they're gone too.But the second the tau got into a major imperial power's back yard, a 1st founding chapter, that's when the rest of the imperium finds out because a minor planetary governor complaining about xenos is a dime a dozen, but when a Chapter master see's some xenos touching their stuff it's very different.
>>98137293Nta but I think warhammer just isn’t for you.Not in the “you’re not allowed” here kind of thing.Just that it isn’t your cup of tea and trying to force yourself to enjoy warhammer 40k is not going to make you enjoy it in any capacity.There’s nothing wrong with warhammer 40k not being your thing. It is wrong trying to force yourself to enjoy it.
>>98137236>real answer: Because we need familiar places for the setting to have tangible lore and backdrops for campaigns. It's good for marketing, especially if that place manages to gain popularity so it's recognizable.>lore answer:The Imperium determines the value of certain worlds by how useful it is for both resources, loaction, and propaganda reasons. Armageddon is worthless in terms of resources other then maybe it's people but it's an amazing propaganda tool used to rally soldiers and set an example that "Look at all these brave soldiers protecting this world in the Emperor's name. This could be you if you also show how loyal you can be.", it's also got some sentimental value due to it's history (of being Ullanor) of battling against the orks and chaos.
>>98136372Zoomers are too horrendously terrified of being called cringe to create anything.That's why this whole website is so stagnant. No one has the balls to create anything new.
So it seems that the golden throne keeps the emperor in a state of undeath. If he lives he becomes the dark king, the unholy center of the 8 point star, if he dies, he becomes the dark king, the unholy center od the 8 point star.
>>98137293>zoomer retard still cryinglmao
>>98136612>Empowered C'tan shard, Nightbringer, Deceiver, Void DragonPantheon of Woe>nurgle, slaanesh, khorne, big TPantheon of Chaos>Isha, Khaine, Ynnead, CegorachPantheon of the Aeldari>orksTwo twin gods>KrootMonotheistic>TauAtheistic/believe in the unity of their empire>Dark EldarAtheistic/believe only in themselves>ImperiumThe Emperor>Tyranids/GSCHivemind/hivemind worship
>>98137278>brickyJust a fag that doesn't do any hobby but will boldly claim every retarded 40k meme as canon and creates the worst new fans to the setting.
>>98137310Wasn’t Armageddon a major forgeworld in concerting raw material into weapons and vehicles?Before cadia got booty blasted to bits and now it is just one hive city left I think?
>>98137306>>98137318thanks for the input ntai think your gatekeeping has not worked a single time in all of 40k's historyi think you are scared
>>98137325>I-I'm not him>y-you c-can't gatekeep m-me
>>98137310Also functions as something of a ghazghkull lightning rod.
>>98137133isn't this from like 2018. Like are we bringing up 8 year old drama.
>>98137316Theoretically if you find the star child, sacrifice it to him he should be good to go again
>>98137320>eldar pantheonLife, tragedy, death, comedyAn small but rather complete pantheon. Interesting.
>>98137328you are quoting me
>>98137330It's in the new cinematic and it has noblebright tourists upset again
>>98137316Would GW actually do something with the Dark King when it would drastically change the setting?
>>98137316>So it seems that the golden throne keeps the emperor in a state of undeathwe have known this from the first page of the first rulebook
>>98137239It's a 3d render imitating the forgeworld style
>>98137337WHo the fuck is a noblebright tourist you lead poisioned retard, people think it's from that cringe letter but it's not, so everyone can safely shut fuck the fuk up
>>98137333The star child being the fragment of his soul that he excised in order to fight horus, rightv
>>98137340Sorry i’m not as deeply read into the lore as you. What can I say?
>>98137346Yeah, the part that contains his hope, loyalty, compassion, love, etc + part of his soul
>>98137325>306 hereI am not trying to gatekeep.I get that you’re assuming everyone is fighting you. It’s understandable to why you assumed I am. It is just not a fun way to spend time on something you actually do not enjoy. And then try to force yourself to enjoy something that isn’t for you.I don’t like extremely spicy foods. I don’t force myself to or want the food to be less spicy to ruin it for others.I don’t know why people go to popular things and try to make themselves like it.It was like back when mobas were the hottest thing and people just hopped on it and played it even if they hated it.The same thing is happening for warhammer 40k.
>>98137321I used to watch him.I found it funny how he took a few potshots at the Black Templars because OF COURSE but then when they had to do a BT episode they brought in another youtuber who actually understood BT so there wouldn't be a scandal.I checked back in recently and they were going on politics tangents before the meat of the episode so I just left again.
>>98137353>nuh uhi've decided what you are to me, so you're only making a fool of yourself sperging out like this
>>98137350"what can i say?you can lurk more
>>98137361I just don’t have the time. Just got the kids to bed an hour ago and chilling out here before I crash.
>>98137343Thanks! Hopefully I can find a way to get to the source of the image and maybe there is a breakdown process to how the forgeworld style is done right.Those images just have a “vibe” as the kids say that not even the art we call soulful captures.Even when it is not the best looking there’s still something nice about making models look like they are in cinematic combat.>pic related>inb4 Horus heresyI don’t know if pic related is fan made or official but it isn’t that great but still has that charm.
>>98137356>I checked back in recently and they were going on politics tangents before the meat of the episode so I just left again.that's unsurprising, he's a grifter, so he'll just jump on to what ever new trend that will get him viewers and keep the money from coming in, even if it goes against shit he's said before then.
>>98137329True, at this point Yarrick will never retire as long as Ghaz keeps coming back. Yarrick is kept alive by spite and ork blood.
>>98137239>>98137366https://www.artstation.com/artwork/VJqQm4
>>98137246Aurelia has autism and thinks TTS is funny. But I repeat myself.
>>98136333Sick new cinematic but>You will not be missedThis was not subtle.
>>98137356>we can't be offending those BlacksKek
>>98137236Armageddon is close af to Terra you don't want anyone else controlling that place
>>98137360What you’ve decided I am is not a correct assumption but I don’t want to partake in making you more angry unintentionally now.It wasn’t my intention to offend. I assumed you were a newcomer that was gonna devote too much time to something he just inherently won’t enjoy and will regret devoting said time to much later.Anyways I’m sorry if I pissed you off. It wasn’t my intention to do so.
>>98137345>people think it's from that cringe letter but it's notno they don't, you're projecting your own tourist misconceptions onto the crowd
>>98137385Yes it was, because you think it's about the whole politics thing and it's from the old rogue trader text
>>98137385go back
>>98137284>phalanx is headquartered round terrawtf fr>tethys>deathworld>venus>industrial world>mercury>mining worldWtf why do we never hear about these and how are the moon and tethys deathworlds but venus is just a cool place to be?
>>98137337don't know what that means but restore and reform and greens are going to be the top 3 parties in the UK so the israel first boomers who vote liberal in GW better get used to it.
>>98137371I tried to get into the extremely spicy foods. Just can’t.>>98137373Ayyy thanks anon!>blender and photoshopPeople see stuff like that and assume blender being bad always weirds me out.The paid for programs are better but blender is still great.And a lot of professional stl makers that make warhammer 40k proxies use it too.Let’s hope that Italian stl maker wins the lawsuit like ChapterHouse did.
>>98136733I like that this seems to be based on the OG Rouge Trader artwork of him. I guess they wanted to show how he actually looks. And make the same implication of what John Blanche is saying.https://youtu.be/NCOSao1KEQo?t=537
>>98137396i just think you are one of the shining examples of /tg/ autism is allyou are taking it way too seriously, passionately, like i am starting heroin instead of painting toys
>>98137304Even then, Space Marine Chapters aren't THAT important, if a chapter goes missing it'll take a while for someone to notice
>>98137414Still doesnt explain why he has a normal eye in that shoot, but an eye with no pupil in another one, and a skull with just an eyesocket in another
>>98137417Yeah, which is why I tried to specify 1st founding having more political power than other founding chapters.They don't all hold the same power, but 1st founding chapters do have more base sway than other founding chapters.
>>98137415heroin is cheaper than plastic
>>98137292>After weeks of painting, I have painted... one squad as my first complete unit.Don't worry we've all been there. Regardless of level.But to be heckler:1. Thin your paints is not that of a meme. 2. Try to do some crude basing even a thick layer of paint for some texture because all black looks akward. 3. Drill your paints. Buy some 1mm drill from a Poundland or something. But you are on a good way.
>>98137415What kind of autism on /tg/?Good kind? Sperg kind? Then there’s the different flavors of sperg like the lovable harmless goofball to the insufferable asshole who can’t comprehend that he the cause of why he is hated.I reread my posts and I do sound like a religiously devoted Disney adult but for warhammer 40k.You got me there.The primary reason for why I said those things is just to be helpful not the gatekeeping meme.The only “true gatekeeping” that can be done is at the local community level of not playing with the spergs. Mostly through finding excuses to avoid them if you’re good at bullshitting convincingly.It just basically ghosting those kinds of players until they give up and move away.
>>98137415>you're taking it too seriously>started his bitchfit saying that orks weren't serious looking enoughyou will now pretend to be an impartial third party
>>98137430Pokémon card collecting is probably more dangerous and unpredictable than the drug trade and warhammer plastic.If it isn’t it is getting there and will eventually affect warhammer somehow.
>>98137428I mean, we've seen the Tau fight 1st Founding Chapters before and it was never seen as a big deal. Even killing a 1st Founding Chapter Master is sort of a laughable achievement.
>>98137420maybe they wanted to imply that there is no set look for the BigE and every artwork is an interpretation and like in that Gulliman talking to Emps. He is more an energy than a skeleton.That or they thought skeleton with an eye looked suitably creepy.
>>98137443>Even killing a 1st Founding Chapter Master is sort of a laughable achievementRaven Guard barely count as a first founding chapter, but when I say power i'm just talking political sway power, not actual battle field power.
>>98137432>1. Thin your paints is not that of a meme.I thinned my paint at least slightly every single time, but I was just following what I saw online. I would take some paint out of a pot, paint it onto a white plate, then dip my brush into water and swirl it around on the plate, then use that as a palette.
>>98137436yet i did not tell him to take it in a silly goofy ass manner, like a clown.are you esl?
>>98137448Or GW went crazy and he's actually regenerating
>>98137420He always did body morphing with psychic power. Glowing giant one minute, normal robed guy the next, and this is supposition but it appeared to be real changes not just an illusion. Now he can just manage to restore his eye when he needs to stare at someone.
>>98137451Make a wet palette.
>>98137453You really are retarded
>>98137443I don’t really think that the warhammer fanbase goes nuts when named characters die.Did anyone care that the Charon from sm2 or that Scottish space marine from the same vidya game are apparently dead now if I’m not mistaken?Maybe if the tau kill Titus then people will look and be surprised.I don’t think GW will try to do what Game of Thrones did and build up characters then kill them in a way that shocks fans to create a perception where any named character can now die.I’m pretty sure all the named space marines survived going from firstborn to primaris.
>>98137451You get a feel for the right amount of water as you go. It's more art than science.
>>98137460you really have nothing to say, you should stop trying
>*Sterilizes human populations to keep them from overbreeding beyond Tau control*>*Sterilizes human populations that they judge are too hard to control anyway*>*Attaches mind-control helmets to Vespids*>*Lies to everyone about daemons just being weird aliens and magic not being real*>*Forces their own species to exist in artificial castes where you have no freedom to pursue your own desires*Pfft... nothing personnel, kid...
There's still a chance there's a secret page of rules they haven't shown us yet that adds alternating activations
>>98137466You're so anally annihilated that the thread didn't stand up and clap for you going I'M A NEWFAG AND I DON'T LIKE 40K SO THEY SHOULD CHANGE IT
>>98137469Still would
>>98137476>umadclassic
>>98137480you really have nothing to say, you should stop trying
>>98137469go back to twitter Bohemond
>>98137469>t. mad gue'la
>>98137449Nta but how much political power do the first founding chapters actually have? RG don't seem like they care about politics aside from hating tyrants, UM are very tied to Ultramar and have their own problems there, IF are used as propaganda tools for Terra..Do any of the other first founding chapters deal with politics on a wider scale?
>>98137482>no ui made my point, the orcs look goofy, childish all you can say in defense is>NEWFAG NEWFAG YOU CAN SAY THAT!!!!!!!not once have you said it was wrong
>>98137488>no uyes that's what you've been doing for an hour nowPlenty of us said you were wrong, you threw a fit in response and went MY UNRELATED FRIENDS SAID I'M RIGHT!!!you need to kill yourself posthaste
>>98137454>Emps regenerates'>But something goes haywire>Custodes decide to throw Sisters of Silence(because screw them says GW)>Emps calms down >But the result is Pic Related>Welcome to Warhammer 50K, buy new minis cause your old armes are invalid.
>>98137488Pfft, whatever dude.
>>98137491oh you mean the "unrelated third party"not even he said i was wrong he just said if i don't like it don't play
>>98137469>imperium does the same shit but also lobotomizes their tax evaders to use as meat drones >imperium lies constantly about everything and has an entire faction dedicated to that just to ensure no one thinks out of line Hmm...Tau have clean cities and drinkable water. Yeah, I think I'd prefer the Tau.
>>98136333I like orks :D
>>98137487The civilian crisis that arose after Angron invaded Armageddon is a good showing of a first founding chapter throwing their weight around.You've got ordo malleus inquisitors freaking out because you have a high population that's now aware that chaos exists and also one of the emperors own sons is fallen to chaos, Space wolves being their getting pissed that the inquisitors are following protocol and executing the compromised population.This leads to Space Wolves and the Inquisition/grey knights coming to blows because of this, and even the grey knights are trying to tell the inquisitors to pull their heads in because the space wolves are a first founding chapter so they can't just write them off as traitors.long story short the space wolves and inquisition come to the agreement that the compromised civilian population end up just being sterilised and put to work for the rest of their lives, because the wolves see that's better than just executing them all.
>>98137507I wish they'd make a Boyz kit that didn't suck
>>98137494Would make more sense if you just say the star child was born female and when they fuse back he turns female
>>98137163That's my mom and her friends, you fucking ass
>>98137507Already posted >>98136393 We don’t need two of the same ritual post every thread.
SoB get tortured into calling the emperor fake and gay all the time, do chaos marines ever feel "abandoned" by chaos or are they just flat out unbreakable special boys?
>>98137514That git stole my bit.>>98137509The old one is still being sold and is good.
>>98137525You mean do they switch sides? If not then yeah they get fucked over on the regular by their chosen God and get pretty salty about it.
So, 40k is grimdark again, anons. GW is finally listening after years of people complaining about marvelization and capeshit, much to the chagrin of the newfags/secondaries (who seem to hate this trailer). How does that make you feel?
>>98137508Inquisitors have some crazy balls to after a first founding chapter just to prevent some handfuls of people not talking about chaos. Makes sense considering that's their entire job description.
>>98137534would they be allowed to change sides?but yes i meant just like do they ever think "boo hoo why me" while getting ripped apart by bugs or frail angry women. It is good that they do at least sometimes.
>>98137525There was some text from a novel about a word bearer dying and finally understanding the gods were pretty much laughing about him and never cared or something like that
>>98137541Oh yeah, the space wolves were being fucking retards about it, but because they know their a 1st founding chapter they'll throw their weight around, honestly even though the grey knights did the most actual fighting with the wolves they were the only reasonable people in that whole situation of knowing what needs to be done but knowing that they're dealing with literal retards so they have to play nice.
>>98137544Some are still very human thinking they are doing what is best, others are more automatons or literal automatons and will just shrug it off.
>>98137544I highly doubt any would be "allowed" to change sides but I am almost certain there has to be one or two though I couldn't say if that isn't just some Inquisitor doing something insane.>boo hoo why meThere is one Khornate Night Lord who called out to Khorne in a moment of weakness and got his soul fucked which he regrets (when he is mentally present). In that same book there is another Night Lord possessed by a Tzeentchian daemon and his soul is getting tormented inside his body with his tactical knowledge dipped into like a half eaten tub of ice cream. The other Night Lords in the warband are explicitly anti-Chaos worship and they point to those two examples as one of the reasons why.
>>98137549also after the fighting was done the higher ups in the Ordo Malleus even said it was dumb and that Kysnaros carried the blame himself.
>>98137549I always thought being merciful to civilians was the salamanders thing alongside a lot of flame weapons.Is there a “practical” reason for why space marines don’t play nice with the civilians? I know that being humans but better in every way gets to some marines and others are just assholes and grimdark but it does make me wonder why some marines are nice and others aren’t.
>>98137544Look up blackshields
>>98137569what book is this?
PoV Magnus just fucked everything up
>>98136350did we get plenty of entries for this months collage?
I feel like the existence of the Horus Heresy novel series saps the compelling narrative from the Black Legion. The idea of a force of Space Marines that serve the dark gods against humanity due to slights that have occurred 10 thousand years ago really fits the grim dark nature of the setting, but with the Heresy era getting fleshed out and the reasoning for the slights boiling down to melodrama, it just makes a lot of the Chaos Marines look like melodramatic bitches.
>>98137577Night Lord Omnibus
>>98137575could you paint a horus heresy army as blackshields and play them in 40k?
>>98137539Just make orks scary instead of goofy.
>>98137571Space Wolves respected the people of Armageddon in the stereotypical viking way ie they proved their mettle against Angron so they shouldn’t be sterilized and/or killed. The most practical reason why Space Marines protect regular humans is that they can’t make more Space Marines if they all die. The Emperor foresaw that they would consider themselves above regular humanity and built in a natural deterrent (no girls allowed) so they protected humanity regardless.
>>98137397There's literally a post a few above you that does that. >98137385>projectingShove your projector so far up your ass your eyes glow.
>>98137584especially when everything and I mean absolutely EVERYTHING can be blamed squarely on Erda and Erebus.
>>98137005His teeth look fucking great, all things considered. Looks like one of two are out of alignment and he's got a little bit of wear but considering he's been sitting in one spot stewing in his own juices for ten thousand years, he's doing pretty damn well in the dental department.
>>98137571>Is there a “practical” reason for why space marines don’t play nice with the civilians?There are plenty of stories of space marines protecting civilians, Rynn's World is a great showing of that, but for the most part space marines tend to have a more macro thinking when it comes to protecting the Imperium, so the idea of spending valuable resources to protect the most numerous thing in the imperium, human life, can be seen as wasteful.It's good that you mentioned the Sallies, since their altercation with the Marines Malevolent shows off that even in the imperium compassion can still be a valuable resource, because you've got the Sallies that do their best saving as many lives as possible which are championed by the guard and have favourable dealings with the ad mech, and by comparison of the MM, which prioritise destroying the imperiums enemies even at the cost of it's subjects, who are just barely above scavengers due to their lack of compassion leading to many of the imperiums factions not wanting anything to do with them.
>>98137595You can do whatever you want but from a lore perspective blackshields are super rare in 40k, they were only numerous in 30k
>>98137616speaking of his teeth>missing number two and elevenc i n e m a
>>98137616He's missing the 2nd and 11th teeth btw
>>98137622>>98137626The noosphere approves, praise the Omnessiah!
Is Sangy dead dead or can he come back one day
>>98137628he will returnmaybe we'll be playing in retirement homes but they won't resist the temptation forever
>>98137628Dead dead but the primarchs were just warp beings put into fleshy suits so not really dead. Also he spoke to dante in the devastation of baal.
>>98137603They're both, they're serious in the trailer, that one anon is just being a schizo. They're usually decently fearsome when written from the Imperium's perspective. There's also the Mossa art...I think the Mike Brooks books and Shootas Blood and Teef are the maximum amount of reddit they can be, so we are currently moving back to scary Ork if only because there's nowhere else to go.
>>98137607>>98137618Thanks anons!I always thought that not caring too much for citizens was a deliberate choice to not be slowed down by concepts such as caring for casualties when the bigger picture is to always destroy the enemy.But I think that is just headcanon on my part.Would make for more “humanizing” of marines where they want to be nice to civilians but can’t because that is weakness or something related to that.
>>98137635or Dante is going loony from being nearly 1600 years old.. thats possible too.
>>98137638>Dante’s ageHas any space marine ever died of old age?I don’t think dreadnoughts count as a living space marine as they’re part life support.
>Primarchs coming backI don't want him to, they'll ruin him.
>>98137637>But I think that is just headcanon on my part.Always remember that the imperium is a VERY big place, so there are a lot case by case bases and not everything is uniform their actions.
>>98137641They do get older, which means slower and weaker. But they never stop fighting so I guess they just easier.
>>98137641no idea on the old age thing. obviously Bjorn is like 11000 y/o but he's spent most of that in stasis.
>>98137628Ferrus will come back. I'm optimistic. Regenerated from his necron hand and he's an evil necron primarch now
>>98137644You cant ruin perfection
>>98137652so not curze then
>>98137644>Cawl working on a secret new project to bring back primarchs that were lost>for some reason decides to do him first>gets brought back>but Cawl fixes his schizophrenia
>>98137644I LOVE MY MARVEL PRIMARCH SLOP THEY NEED TO BRING ALL OF THEM BACK
>>98137655BORING
>>98137645Fair enough. Thank you.>>98137646>>98137647I guess space marines are assumed to be “immortal” in the sense that don’t die from old age but can be killed by powerful weapons.So I guess no records exist of space marines dying of old age.They are all condemned to die an inevitable violent death.
>>98137655Why did Cawl’s development of new space marines take 10k years? Has he made other contributions to other parts of the imperial war machine?How big is his ass when it comes to pulling out new stuff for the imperial war machine?
>>98137660I'm guessing it is like Witchers where none have lived long enough to find out.
Why did they say 41st millennium when it’s the 42nd?
Okay I give up on EC. I was thinking about making an entire army where my rhinos and land raiders have speakers coming out of dollar store toys on top of them, but I’m generally not a fan of EC lore wise beyond their noise marine stuff. I hope grey knights get some modularity so I can make my dudes with them otherwise I probably don’t see myself starting a 40K army.
>>98137628Kind of fucks up the blood angels' whole shtick if he comes back. Also fucks up the pivotal movement of the entire setting, his death being the motivation for Big E killing Horus. Of all the primarchs, Sang coming back would break the setting the most.
>>98137669The Horus Heresy writers utter dislike of the EC has done irreversible damage to them.
>>98137644i do not like this picture
>>98137669don't be a bitch and make that noise marine army.
>tfw 500 dollarydoos for the Armageddon boxwhy the price increase? feels like theres less shit in this box desu
>>98137675You can't damage an army nobody cares about
>>98137669You just weren't SEX enough
>>98137669problem is that GW doesn't seem to want to do ANYTHING with slaanesh. Because he/she/it is a very non advertiser friendly (especialy Americans). Same reason why they got thrown into a prison in AOS.
>>98137687(also man that Poor Dreadnought)
Timeline GW has in store when they ran out of material:>every primarch comes back, boosts sales>they then limit primarchs to 3k battles alone, boosting sales>they split up the allies thing for good, boosting sales (daemons/chaos/knights/agents/etc)>they add in an event that 'finds' a lost marine legion of old>they add in the second lost legion the next edition>super-rotation of "legends return, rotate other stuff to legends" gets too old for consumers(timeline based on when people 'quit' and 'return')>edition 15 or 16 rolls around, final phase>we're going to the 44th millenium!>reroll the entire range, tau own most of the galaxy>necrons are rarer than eldar, get a eldar+necron alliance range refresh>daemons are now noblebright, emperor awoke to be a god and now humans and demons fuck eachother daily for fun>sisters of battle are in a plot twist, they're now "chaos", tyranids being their least likely ally are now their ally>dwarf and mechanicus factions are now one faction>twenty new factions based around recent pop culture are here, barely skirting lawsuits for stealing material(the norm for GW)>bananabois are the new mainstream marines, primaris are now oldfag material>grey knights are the emperor's daemon herders, all noblebright shit, sold with neon glow in the dark paint schemes for their Saiyan "Auras" sold by GW only, they try to sue dragonball Z creators for the rights>webway is now seen as evil since the warp is 'purified' and the orks are now hot gay-man lusting xenos 'to be with the times', using the webway to fight the imperium of manI see a dark grimbright future ahead of us.
>>98137679I gave up trying to make sense of it when the bloated prices for 'shipping costs' kept on applying even to digital only purchases. They charge us more because we're used to paying more. It's a doggy dog world mate.
>>98137687At least in AoS they’re Arabian nights through the lens of bondage gear. 40K they’re just purple marines with a smaller unique model line than Dark Angels
>>98137687there's more to excess than just sex
>98137692You didn't even try.
>>98137669>I’m generally not a fan of EC lore wise beyond their noise marine stuff. Then why not just play CSM, make up a custom warband that focuses on sonic tech, and convert shit like Helbrutes and Havoks with the speakers instead? You don't need to follow lore with /yourdudes/
>>98137698Nta but I think the issue is that people either go full on dudehorny with them or go the complete opposite and act like they wouldn't fuck a Guardsman mid battle. I wouldn't exactly call it a prepared OC or anything but my imagination of a Emperor's Children marine would be some ocd freak who is fixated on the perfect swing, the perfect shot and the perfect movement - moving around the battlefield like some Chinese dancer. All the others in his squad would be absolute poonhounds however.
>>98137662well he had the Sangprimus Portum but due to how he worked, he spent the bulk of the 10k years reverse-engineering the genecrafting that the witches of Luna developed.
I'm still very unclear on if space marines can have sex, and if so, if they can have kids.
>>98137722>if space marines can have sexMaybe>if they can have kidsFUCK NO, they were designed by the emperor not to be able to.
>>98137692>I-i-i sure spent my child and adulthood doing fun and meaningful stu- ACK
>>98137693its shithouse hey. ive got a box reserved through war for less but that will be 375 with the discount which is still a bit much
>>98137687I do actually like how Aos has executed on slaanesh, but even then it’s not being fully capitalized on. I think the issue is that gw has just been bottle necked creatively and are too tunnel visioned to execute on what they could do. Although, yeah, maybe audience sensitivity is an issue. I can’t recall the last time they’ve done art depicting explicit or implied torture for any setting in a while. I guess the art of big e counts with the recent trailer but that kind of body horror (well the trailer in general) was kinda cartoony for me. I guess my issue is that there’s just a lack of nuance to suffering in warhammer, although maybes that’s an issue on me for looking for something like that in warhammer.
>>98137722They are all indoctrinated to be autistic monks. Even if their dicks worked (unclear if they do) they would still act like asexual weirdos who have no interest in even trying to get laid.
>>98137704>You don't need to follow lore with /yourdudes/You would be suprised how many people don't seem to understand that these days. Thr railroading of narrative with Gathering Storm caused an irreperable damage.
>>98137722highly doubtful they could have sex. >testosterone receptors are redirected by the marine's biology only to combat and away from reproduction
>>98137737best /yourdudes/ fluff is always based in canon to some degree but agree re: gathering storm
>>98137737I had a discussion like this in /WoDg/ and came away with having way more appreciation for the lore and a willingness to experiment after hearing that I can pretty safely alter the not so great stuff whilst still keeping it heavily in universe.
>>98137709they're all obsessed with violence. Because they were marines. So anything that can hurt people in a weird and punishing way is their jam.
How will chaos cucks ever recover?
>>98137704I know there’s a new edition looming about but I don’t really like how csm kinda was handled last edition. I thought they were fine pre codex but post codex there was something I just generally didn’t agree with.
>>98137755stay on twitter bohemond you're an impotent secondary cuck and you'll never be relevant
>>98137755The gods in the imperium don’t care for the guardsmen either.
>>98137709>dudehornyWhat does that even mean? Horny while moid?>>98137748That's canonically how it is, everybody conflates EC with Hedonites of Slaanesh.
>>98137722Making a marine changes their psychology as much as their physical body. They don't have a sex drive mentally. Unless slaneesh gets in there and starts fucking with wires in the marine brain.
>>98137755don't the guards men then mowed down by other Chaos Marines right afther this moment? Honestely the only parts of the trailer that were good were the Tyranids and the Necrons. >bohemond Isn;t he bassicaly the same type of sucker like Pontifex and Nellop?
>>98137027Update: I sat my ass down and started and am pretty happy with him so far. I got a lot of cleanup obviously as he's far from perfect, and still have do 4 more dudes painted for my little squad to be complete. But I am content for now.
>>98137755Didn't that trailer have that Chaos marine stand up after that? Also wouldn't the marine have been fine due to the coma thing they can do? I'm going to rewatch it right now.
>>98137779https://youtu.be/l0hD3KBwoiA?t=157Found itGet fucked loyalist twitter fag
>>98137779Walked off a flamer too. That tweet must be bait, chaos mogged there.
Why is no one talking about the you will not be missed bit in the trailer.
>>98137788because we're not twitter tourists who don't recognize the rogue trader intro text
>>98137679Just don't buy it.
>>98137788because the script for the trailer is basically word for word the rogue trader intro dipshit. now back to /pol/ with you tourist
>>98137788What is there to say about it? Or more accurately, what is there for people who aren't content farming secondaries on X to say about it?
>>98137755Why aren't my beams red, doe?
>>98137788>>98137792>>98137794>it isn't a reference to the letter but that's a logical inference>but you're not a tourist for not having read rogue traderfuck all of you
>>98137679>500 (AUD)I thought you were talking about real money at firstdon't scare me like that a*ssie
>paint chipping looks great on necrons, but doesn't make senseWhat do you do?
>>98137800>>>/twitter/
>>98137800go back
>>98137800yes. you ARE a tourist if you have not read the foundational block of text that puts the ENTIRE setting into context. not all of rogue trader mind you, just yknow.. THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT PART.fuck off.
>>98137779>>98137785please understand that these "people" don't actually interact either anything they post or complain about at all, they just see what ever screen cap has the most engagement and then make a dogshit take from their to drum up engagement.
>>98137805>>98137806>>98137807I wasn't even born when rogue trader came out, stop acting like Mr. big faggot lore man because you read the wiki. I'm not even >>98137788 I'm just same of the same bot shit being repeated every time. You won't memory hole the letter, sorry, you won't. Your company made a PR fuckup, deal with it.
>>98137810uh oh tourist zoomer melty
>>98137794This needs to be updated to reflect the fact that the universe is actually a very small place and revolves specifically around a small number of characters and planets that are constantly missed which is why they must never go away.
>>98137811post models
>>98137810nobody cares about the letter retard. and yes I am a GW shareholder so it is my company. please continue to buy models and increase the value of my investments after this summer's price increase.
>>98137815>post models demand without a timestamped modelYou know the rules, right?You're not just a tourist stirring shit up, right?
>>98137810>Telling a Spanish towel head that larping as a Nazi at an official event is a bannable offense is a PR fuckupGo back lmfao
>>98137817>nobody cares about the letter>>98137818>You know the rules I just made up, right?>>98137820>Go backSo which discord are you from?
>>98137005tfw the carrion lord of the Imperium has better teeth than you
>>98137823It's not too late for you to just go UHHH I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
>>98137800>A is referencing B>C is also referencing B>"Uhhh clearly C is referencing A"Genuinely actually logically deficient
>>98137823>Rules I just made upHoly fuck is this your first day on /40kg/ lmao
anyone tried OPR? i've got to admit, as an aging boomer, warhammer 40k has become a bit complicated for me these days, especially the scoring and seasonal rules and they constantly change. i only play a few games a year and it feels like i have to completely relearn the game every time i show up to playi tried to play in 10th but i was told i needed not only the core rulebook and my codex, but also some kind of scoring deck or something and then the one i got wasnt even legal the next time i played, and i needed a 70 page errata document to the core rules and another eratta document for my codex and my units need to do things called actions now and the whole thing is just making my crusty old brain check outi love the modern models, i got a 4k pts GSC collection during 8th and now im working my way through a 3.5k pts collection of the new tyranids, im mostly a hobbyist, but the rules just seem like if you arent playing it every week it is difficult to keep track of. i swear my GSC's armies rules were different every time i played them this edition
>>98137832>anyone tried OPR?Just fuckin pour gasoline on the fire lmao, at least the thread is past the bump limit.
>>98137810>PR fuckupYou are severely detached from reality if you think that the freak retard denizens of this board in any way extrapolate out to the wider populationMost people read that and thought "okay well I'm not racist so this isn't about me"
>>98137833>Just fuckin pour gasoline on the fire???
>>98137832>anyone tried OPRI did, it had less flavour than 8th index hammer and just felt like i was playing nothing with my friend.Also the fact that the dude just uses it as a pipeline to sell his shitty STL's.
>>98137835>freak retard denizens of this boardBe nice to yourself, surely you have some redeeming qualities.>"okay well I'm not racist so this isn't about me"I would envy your naivete if you weren't just playing dumb.>>98137838OPR is skub.
>>98137823I'm not "from" any discord you subhuman tourist mongoloid. you just have dogshit opinions.>>98137832GSC is a rough faction for that because GW had no clue what they wanted the army rule to be all edition and changed it at least three times that I can remember. in the end play the game you wanna play, not what tournamentfags want you to play.
>>98137832No but good for you.
Does opr have creation tables? That’s all I want for a wargame really.
>>98137842>you just have dogshit opinions.Like what? The letter happened? It's not schizophrenia for the phrase "you will not be missed" to remind people of the letter?
>>98137844go ask >>/awg/
>thread derailed by another retarded argumentWhy can't you autists have any self control?
>>98137848Ironic retardation is still retardation
>>98137850Sorry would you prefer to talk about old good new bad for the 100th time or people shitposting about aos some more instead?
>>98137793im an ork bro its like i have a fuckin choice, also going halves in it with a friend>>98137802remember over a decade ago when it was worth more than USD? now that was hilarious
>>98137848the letter's text and the video's script drew from the same source: the OG rogue trader book. you're the sperg trying to make it about the letter, when its only about the rogue trader text. there was no cabal of leftist infiltrators at GW acting like Alpha Legion snickering to themselves about how they "snuck in a reference to own the chuds".
>>98137850i havent read anything but let me guess its the marine bros again
>>98137856definition of rent free
>>98137851So stop being retarded and say what I'm incorrect about.>>98137855I never said that. I said that if anyone is such a POSER to have never read Rogue Trader, it is a logical connection for them to make. I agree that it's actually a Rogue Trader reference, but what percentage of the 40k players, real players with models even, have read Rogue Trader?
>>98137860>say what I'm incorrect about.everything you retarded fucking faggot
>>98137860Nobody but you made the letter connection, spicNobody who knows about 40k knows about that letter without knowing the opening crawl of the entire fucking setting you goddamned twitter larper
Wait is bohomed Spanish? Damn.
>>98137866>>98137873>Nobody but you made the letter connection, spicI have no idea who that is.
>>98137860>what percentage of the 40k players, real players with models even, have read Rogue Trader?you don't need to have read it to know that bit of text. its in everything 40k to some degree. yes its been changed/altered over the decades, but its the same opening crawl.pic related, from the latest book by Abnett (Hive) and yes the "you will not be missed" is rather unique to the rogue trader version, but its the same shit over and over. nobody heard that and went "OMG THE RACIST DRAMA FROM HALF A DECADE AGO" they either didn't know the reference, or thought "oh cool, rogue trader reference".
>>98137842>GW had no clue what they wanted the army rule to beIt's been "Army sizes have become so large we either make GSC have a model count so large nobody will play them, we abandon the concept of them being cheap hordes, or we find a way to represent their horde-yiness some other way"aka it's been respawn guys all edition, it's only changed so much because GW can't balance for shit.
>>98137876>yes the "you will not be missed" is rather unique to the rogue trader version>they either didn't know the referenceSo, logically, there are people who have heard of the controversy without having gotten the rogue trader reference, despite you categorically denying that for some reason.
>>98137881>there are people who have heard of the controversy without having gotten the rogue trader referencenope! Go back.
>>98137881if they have heard of that drama, but do not know the rogue trader text, then they are subhuman tourists and not "people".
>>98137709RASPBERRY BERET. THE KIND YOU FIND AT A SECOND HAND STORE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cyq3OYdGYo
>>98137902why does this have a horde logo
>>98137876NTA. That is from Rogue Trader? It's also at the beginning of every 40k novel, right?>You should knowYet I ask regardless. I don't memorize the pdfs I delete
I have about 5000 points of models across 3 factions, most of them are painted and I've even won best in event painting, and I've also won or placed well in several store level events. I've also read like 20-ish of the novels. Been playing since 5th edition. At what point do I stop being a secondary? What is the cutoff?
>>98137908more or less yes. >>98137794 is the original text, compare with the one you asked about which is from one of the latest novels.its evolved, but its mostly the same.
>>98137906Emperor's Children is a prince referencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY4gnToCXa
>>98137768Fine, you have finally convinced me to give Electropriests a change. Happy now?Please tell me it's not from the same artist with the femboy skitarii. Also where's the right one's breasts? Bros oh noo...
>>98137925That doesn't answer why that video of a prince song has a warcraft horde logo
>>98137922>They have always said "Golden Throne of Earth" instead of "of Terra"I rest easy, thanks anon(s)
>>98137925woops here's the correct youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peLS0NuNowk
>>98137931interchangeable CSM have called it the golden throne of terra
>>98137788>Why is no one talking about the you will not be missed bit in the trailer.Because I do not miss them either, anon :^)Find wisdom in the codex:"For our enemies will bring us to battle on the caprice of chance. The alien and the renegade are the vagaries of the galaxy incarnate. What can we truly know OR WOULD WANT TO of their ways or motivations? They are to us as the rabid wolf at the closed door that knows not even its own mind. Be that door."
>>98137921do you have a photo of any of your armies?
>>98137928Long haired femboys are underrated. Granted I've had Long hair and it's a pain in the ass to keep somehat elegant. But still.
>>98136350>quick and nimblefuck, would wazdakka count for quick? (maybe not so much nimble)
>>98136350>Bodyguards lostI'm not making it onto this one then, ah well
>>98136359It's not the same though. Every part they changed is worse.
>>98136333Why were the chaos space marines so scrawny
>>98137800>>but you're not a tourist for not having read rogue traderThey used that same intro text again for 2nd edition, 3rd edition, 4th edition, 5th edition, 6th edition, 7th edition, and 8th edition.Yeah, if you never read it you are a fucking faggot tourist.
>>98137876The one you posted is the Black Library version, but as >>98138028 said the intro text from Rogue Trader was reprinted in every single rulebook for eight straight editions so everyone who isn't a secondary had to have seen it.
>>98137881>People who don't know the core quote that opens every edition and most defines the setting>But do know all about culture war crapYeah, those people tend to show up and bitch for a day or two after every major announcement, then leave again. We call them 'secondaries'.
le le LE ecks dee XDXD you're a le secondary ECKS DEE XD xD le XD
uh oh bohemond melty
>>98138053Bohemond isn't even a real right-winger either, he's literally a performative grifting homosexual fag. Not in the 4chan sense where we call everyone fags, I mean a FAGGOT fag who sucks dick and takes dick in the ass.
you have to pick one>paintlet>lorelet>gameletwhich one would you prefer to be?
>>98138061gamelet
>>98138061Gamelet since almost all 40k games are worthless tourney matched play trash these days anyways. You've never even played real 40k if you haven't done narrative campaigns and custom scenarios.
>>98138061im all 3... ;-;why am i even here..
>>98138071This is the average /40kg/ poster who argues with me about a game I've been playing for 30 years.
>>98138061I played DoW1+2, where am I?
>>98138061Lorelet. There's so many contradictions and retcons anyway that being 'good' at the lore is meaningless. Believe what you think is cool. As long as it's reasonably consistent with the setting, you're doing it right.
>>98138061out of the 3 im definitely a lorelet, doesnt mean im any good at painting or playing games but ive barely read any of the lore
>>98138061i'm a paintlet, i wish I was a lorelet but since i've been playing this game for so long i've gotta s shit tonne of useless fluff ingrained into my subconscious which only comes out when I people start saying retarded shit.
>tourists who don't know where "you will not be missed" comes from>other newfags pretending to be oldfags by calling it the rogue trader text over and over againIt's THE intro text. It was in EVERY EDITION until 6 years ago, you are all fucking newfaggots on BOTH sides.
>>98138090please stop anon, the thread has moved on
>>98138107I'll stop being a cranky old grog when you all stop being so fucking dumb and new.
The Terminus Decree is a trap set for the Grey Knights so that the Emperor may feed on themI'm calling it now, and I'm sure no one else has had this super original thought enter their head since the reveal and if they did do not tell me so that I can delude myself into thinking I'm a genius
>>98138118i dont have a dog in this fight, i wasnt involved in the discussion i just want to see the end of it
>>98138090Pointing out it’s from RT is to highlight how it’s always been a part of the setting and not something new. You’re just retarded in a different way.
>>98138122Yeah no, nobody was saying it's been around "as far back as" Rogue Trader, they were all acting like it was only printed in that one book.
>>98138125You’re just inventing a guy in your head and getting mad at that
>>98138132You could literally just scroll up and see I'm right, why argue about it.
>>98136350>quick and nimblePink Horrors then
>>98138119Terminus Decree is as relevant as every other "foreshadowed" prophecy/plot/conspiracy in 40k. The Emperor is never getting off that chair because it would change the setting drastically and turbofuck everything. GW wants the setting to stay stagnant since it's what sells, unless all the Primarchs come back at the same time then the chances of the Emperor rising is zero to none.
>>98136755And that's a good thing.
>>98136374man, the imperium sounds like paradise. no wonder people here want to live in it.
Is it true that biotransference happened through data centers?They scanned all the necrons to turn them into software and then produced bodies through factories as well.
>>98137157both
>>98137717Do you think he can make space marines have kids?
>>98138170i thought it was the ctan that did it?wasnt that necrons whole thing? the ctan gave the necrons a deal with the devil to save them from their failing bodies, but in the process the necrons became slaves to the star gods?
>>98138061Arguably, I'm a lorelet because I don't consider BL schlock to be canon. I simply don't care about nu-lore either
>>98138170they were furnaces built for the transference but if you want to draw a comparison with data centers know that they won't give you any sort of transcendence, flawed or not, they're just a money sink for taxpayers and an environmental hazard
>>98138178He probably can, it's not impossible, but you don't really need Cawl for that.Remember, Space Marines have existed for like 10 000 years within the galaxy. That's plenty of enough time for there to be some benign mutation where it causes marines not to be sterile anymore.
>>98138232>>98138210Ctan are not actually magic, they only deal in the real world, they have zero warp presence so they're 100% science.Furnaces are just data centers. Data centers generate as much heat as atomics. Furnaces could be the name for data centers.
>>98136333>TQThe trailer was fine. Fortunatly, I have no need for the armegeddon box set. I play neither SM or Orks. I just want the rulebook. That is all I need.
Me? I'm finna get the grots and the SM captain form the box, but that's it
