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first for we got cinematic emperor before gta6
Shoot them till they're dead
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
I like orks :D>>98142029yay, my TQ got in :D(/mydudes/ like fighting them)
I’ve been away from 40k for a long time. Heard editions haven’t been well received. Anons what are your thoughts on this new edition? Will it make for fun gameplay? Give me your bad and give me your good feedback.
>>98142063Warhammer fans are vocal about the new edition and they are not happy. They’re discontented with the way every faction got rebooted like AoS and the whole rules bloat. I guess they were holding out hope for a good design direction. There’s even a petition that’s garnered thousands of signatures to have the edition changed. Obviously that won’t happen but it shows how unhappy they are.
>>9814206310e is a perfectly fine game to play about once a month without getting boring or stale and not a single game more frequently than that
>>98142088chatGPT please go
>>98142063i haven't been able to play with the leaked rules yet, but 11th is at least looking like it'll have a bit more flavour when it comes to list building, the shooting changes with the hidden effect and the adjustments to the assault phases seems like it'll give weaker melee armies a good boost.I'll always go into a new edition with caution, but all the changes i've seen definitely feel like an improvement to 10th.
>>98142096newfag please go
>>9814206311e is 10.5e.>"No, I don't care that you brought Yarrick back, I will continue to play 5e."
>>98142099projection once againstop using AI to write your shitposts if you don't want to be called out for it!
>>98142088kek I've always been fond of this pasta
>>98142104Unironically kill yourself
>>98142029>TQWe have a good scrap, take any good rides they got.Anyways, new progress shot for the warkopta. I think I should be able to get the build wrapped before Armageddon lands. What is everyone else working on?
>>98142102A lot of oldfags will carry on about 4th being the peak edition but I started with 5th. Is there a significant difference between these two editions?
>>98142107Uh oh aijeet melty
>>9814206310th was a lot better than the clusterfuck that 9th left us with (and frankly, 10th is the best game that 40k has been in a long time) and 11th looks like a step up in several ways that, while not fundamentally changing how the game is played, are addressing some of the problematic things that are commonly present. Nothing sticks out as a bad change.I would rather hear that line-of-site is changing to base-to-base rather than "true" because it's inherently flawed, but you have to try really hard to find someone who actually gives a shit about that and doesn't just measure to base for the sake of running the game smoothly. Good players understand each others intentions rather than looking out for any little gotcha they can grab to eek out a lead.That is my take as someone who plays at least a couple of times a month and goes to tournaments about 5 times a year because more warhammer is more gaming, simple as.
>retarded rightoids on xitter unironically claiming that the Emperor if a christ figureAs bad as it gets in these generals at times it will never get to the level of ass backwards tourism that 40k discussion is on fucking twitter.
>>98142102>11e is 10.5e.An edition doesn't have to go back to indexes for it to be a new edition
>>98142133>xittergo back, faggot
>>981421225th is skubtastic. For example, 4e Necrons are silent murderbots and 5e Necrons are Tomb Kings.
>>98142133
>>981421289th was way better than 10th. Much more interesting army variety and construction.
>>98142157larper
>>98142155Based
Am I blind or is healing nowhere in the core rules?
>>98142157Arguably yes, but I don't see a world in which I miss playing 7th/8th/9th, especially with having gotten to grips with 10th.
Is this really what current 40k is like? Lmaoing at the state of your fucking "game."
>>98142157Honestly same, 9th like pretty much every other edition had it's problem, but it still had flavour and every game had enjoyable moments, 10th just feels very clinically and actual fun moments were few and far between,Also the pigeon holing army building was lame in 10th and i'm glad that that's been address in 11th.
>>9814217740k has basically been a card game for the last 2 editions.
>>98142177>make up bullshit>get mad at it>post about how mad you areone hobby is as good as another I guess
>How do I get a body like this?
>>98142177I just assume anyone that posts this is a groomer.
>>98142182It had massive power creep problems but I doubt armies like Drukhari will ever see a codex as interesting again. If any of this era of 40k survives like oldhammer/midhammer I think it will be 9e-based.
>>98142188a thousand mg of psyker a day
>>98142188Be a woman with an eating disorder
Im very excited for darkmech
>>98142214>Be a womanI will never.
What would the Tau have to do to establish themselves as a serious threat? Conquer Ultramar?
>ebay are removing le preorders!What is this then?
>>98142194>It had massive power creep problemsI'm gonna be honest i can't remember an edition that hasn't ended with some sort of power creep, past editions I'd occasionally see bad match up of armies in my local meta that showed that off but people generally were able to play around it, 10th has actually been the edition where i've seen the most "bad" match ups where one player just couldn't play the game against their match up.
>>98142197Its not natty? I guess I gotta get psykerpilled to get gains
>>98142229Give Farsight a Titan-sized battle suit that has its own stealth field with a giant sword that cuts the air, superheating it and causing massive explosions.
>>98142188chemo and 1k souls a day>>98142243yes, but you can't spec into biomancy
>>98142229They need to let me skullfuck their women's face slit
>>98142177This is tabletop simulator or an AI image.
>>98142239you're very desperate for attention after you got none for this post last threadhave a free pity (you) on me
>>98142251tts
Are there any characters you hope get models/rules?For me it’s nuadu fireheart
>>98142229They would need to expand and grow enough that their numbers are more than a fraction of a fraction of everyone else's. But that's the hard part, and the moment they start moving in that direction they become more of a priority to fight against. They would need something like a straight-up alliance with the Eldar and/or Votaan.
Models!Post em!
>>98142133but the emperor IS a christ figure?suffering for the salvation of mankind is pretty on the nose
>>98142266go back to sucking your gf's dick bohemond
>>98142266Lol, lmao even. Emperor is suffering for his own sins and crimes. He brought his fate to himself and it is karmic justice that he has to writhe in torment so the carcass of the empire he built can persist.
>>98142266>suffering for the salvation of mankindBut he's mankind's damnation
>>98142266I would argue that it's the other way around, the entire Imperium was meant to be the christ that would ascend the Emperor through it's sacrificial suffering. Conquering the galaxy was only ever a step, that's the scale that he thinks at.
>>98142255touche.For that, here is my tyranid prime with lashwhip.
>>98142266Emperor is the FatherSanguinius is the SonSanguinor is the Spirit
>>98142277Who?
Impossible to take the Emperor seriously after he was written as the authors' collective daddy issues in the BLslop HH novels. He's genuinely best forgotten at this point along with all the other foundational 40k stuff that used to be a core part of the setting but which GW has made incompatible with e.g. the Imperium dying, Space Marines not being good guys, the Imperium not understanding its technology, etc etc
>>98142063I’m liking everything I’m seeing so far, especially the way primary scoring is going to work with detachment dispositions matching up on a matrix. The game seems to have asymmetry built into it.
>>98142266The Emperor is in a hell of his own creation
>>98142264bawk bawk I'm a flyrant
>>98142295KEK GW should hire this man.
>>98142311go back to 4e oldman
>>98142311Horus Heresy in general was a tremendous fucking mistake and has stained 40k with it's cancerous influence.
>>98142326You mean the best edition?
>>98142264here’s all of them.
i think big E is closer to a chaos god than any christ/yahve-like figure. he is a human fueled entity with no good intentions or salvation promises.
>>98142264
>>98142280>>98142285he's the antichrist as well, sure, but he's the christ stand-in too, he is suffering to keep demons at bay out of the allegedly good will towards mankind. the imperial faith is basically reskinned christianity with a similar cult of martyrdom and a holy figure nailed onto something.I don't get why this would be controversial or political, considering anon's circlejerk reaction to it.
>>98142332I have to agree, that shit couldnt even contain the Primarch disease there.
>>98142336nice foot and bed you fuggin orkGot any Trukks?
>>98142336>celtic feet
>>98142347imagine what would happen irl when you do this anon lol, a sex dungeon may be more acceptable.
>>98142263That makes sense. Eldar, Votann, and Tau are all the 'tiny' factions that don't really matter to the Imperium. An alliance of all three though...
>>98142352Eldar and Votann are both much, much bigger than Tau.
>>98142358Are they? We don't really have numbers on that, all we know is all three factions are described as small.
>>98142358>>98142363I am, of course, not counting the Drukari as being a part of the Eldar for this.
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>>98142363Yes. Tau are the smallest 'main' faction of 40k.
>>98142373Do we know that? I would assume the eldar are smaller at least, considering even the most populated craftworlds seem to be maybe a billion people at most.
>>98142261ASDRUBAEL VECT ON THE DAIS OF DESTRUCTION
>>98142376eldar are more numerable than dark eldar who number in the low trillions, tau have a tiny slice of a slice of systems next to ultramar and that's it
>>98142349I’m 100% white but have Egyptian feet, what gives?
>>98142383She divorced her husband and is trans now btw>>98142384>eldar are more numerable than dark eldarlmao no
>>98142344>>98142316>>98142295>>98142287>>98142285>>98142280>>98142266>>98142133The Emperor is CainHe builds cities, empires & nations only to always see them fall to ruinHe spurns God yet subconsciously copies himMust sustain himself on the sacrifice of othersHas a strange weakness to the blade used in the first murderHorus was felled by the Tenfold Curse
>>98142390>She divorced her husband and is trans now btwI do not believe you
>>98142384>dark eldar who number in the low trillions....seriously?Even so, there are trillions of Tau on a single planet so that would still put the Tau ahead.
>>98142388This is the beginning of your initiation into the Yakubian Mysteries.
>>98142395If that’s true it would be so gay and lame, Cain and Abel is a parable about agrarian civilization killing nomadic pastoralism.
>>98142376Maybe as a species the Aeldari are more populous than the tau, but as for CWE many of the craftworlds are practically ghost ships and there's less than a thousand craftworlds in the galaxy
>>98142390>eldar are more numerable than dark eldaryes actually, as per the 8e rulebook>The most numerous are those who live on craftworlds
>>98142342Thousand Sons/Lizardmen/Tomb Kings Anon?
>>98142404The census counted soul stones.
>>98142404Dang, the Eldar really are dying off
>>98142403shut the FUCK UP BECKETT
>>98142347sadly not, I plan on painting mine soon, but I’m really hung up on what color I want to paint it >>98142349WRONG
>>98142368she's got some heavies for a Chogorian
>>98142097>the shooting changes with the hidden effect and the adjustments to the assault phases seems like it'll give weaker melee armies a good boost.Hidden is a pretty big nothingburger due to small map constraints, GW terrain not being complete walls that block LoS all around the footprint, and all a tank has to do to see through the terrain is toe the footprint. With FLY also being massively buffed and 8" deepstrike, shooting is going to dominate again.
>>98142261the mandrake named character
>>98142338The Emperor is the last Man of Gold & a powerful psyker that can somehow eat other psykers, he devoured the Sigilittes & gained even more power. The shaman gestalt is a half truth of this.
>>98142367M8, according to GW, the Craftworlders outnumber the Dark Eldar.
>>98142432>The Emperor is the last Man of GoldNo, he’s something else.
>>98142097[CLEAVE] is what's going to finally make melee not be a (tar)pitfall, that and Overrun.
>>98142433Well the Drukhari only number in the low trillions which is the population of a single planet so that's not super impressive.
>>98142395I'm ok with that.
>>98142399>>98142390>>98142412It shows up in several of the Craftworld Eldar codexes. Craft worlds are the most numerous Eldar in the 41st Millennium and always have been.Commorragh is by far the most densely populated single city or planet or anything of the species left, but it's no more than the 10 most populous craftworlds combined.
>>98142388Egyptians were pretty much greek
>>98142433M8, the craftworlders are literally the space amish. Dark eldar are city folk.
>>98142395Don’t insult Cain with that failure
>>98142443>but it's no more than the 10 most populous craftworlds combined.Okay then the Eldar would definitely be the least populous race then, cause they'd have a population of, what, maybe tens of trillions? 100 trillion at most?
>>98142443Plus according to the lore there are quite a lot of craftworlds that are merely just smaller than the big named ones, which all add up to the number of Craftworld Eldar.Ultimately though there will always be enough eldar in 40k to faciliate the setting, be it dark or craftworld kind.
>>98142442Emperor wish he had half the aura of such chad.
>>98142453tau are in the hundreds of billions at most
Ok, give it to me straight. How are IG, SoB, and Agents looking in the new edition
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98142453>Okay then the Eldar would definitely be the least populous race thenThey’re still a remnant of an large advanced interstellar empire, so no.
>>98142429It's just a new form of night fighting to reduce T1 crab shoots, it's not gonna matter too much for higher level armies, but will help for the more casual people which is what 10th has been a struggling with for a while.>small map constraintsI just play 6x4 since the map sizes in the book is just the MINIMUM size for games. >GW terrainif people find it such a problem i don't know why they don't just make their own?
>>98142463There's are single Tau planets with trillions off people on them. They'd be in tens of trillions at least, possibly hundreds.
>>98142453I think you underestimate how tiny the tau empire is>>98142474trillions of humans*
>>98142446No that's the exodites
>>98142469Og dark eldar looked like garbage. Goodwin's redesing on them is perhaps the greatest glowup in 40k history, even better than how the nids got their makeover.
>>98142474A lot of those people are Humans that the Tau are having trouble managing.
>>98142456Don't forget Exodites>>98142469We've got a good start of the Eldar refresh, were getting DEldar next & then we are getting Exodites returning
>>98142478Tau empire ought to be bigger imo
>>98142479The exodites are the amish to the amish. They returned to nature rather than convert into a more restrained but still advanced society like the craftworlders
>>98142479Exodites are a weird concept, Elf riding dinos sounds rad but outside intergalatic opera.
>>98142414yeah lol, I have some Sylvaneth too
>>98142484You'll be waiting several editions. No way the DE get their full refresh in a single edition. Craftworlds took like 3 editions and their range still has 20+yo models in it.
>>98142478>I think you underestimate how tiny the tau empire isI mean, I thought the Eldar still had quadrillions in Commoragh at least. If they are truly down to the low trillions, I think you're underestimating how tiny the Eldar are.
>>98142264Painted up Yarrick the other day
>>98142266christcuck wh40k are so retarded and cringe
Ignore gay theological arguments, instead question which faction has the most wifeable women>hard mode: no SoB's>>98142264here's a tonk
>>98142513tarellians
11ht edition is.... GUD!!!!!!!!
>>98142264rhinos/razorbacks
>>98142517Would marry a Tarellian
>>98142518mods, kill this poster
>>98142486Tau are too young for that
>>98142529Yeah the appeal of the Tau is that they get stronger every time the lore advances. Back in 9th edition they were probably smaller than the Eldar, but 2 editions later they're almost certainly larger. They used to not have FTL, now they do. They used to not have a goddess or warp weapons, now they have both. So on and so forth.Even the mechs getting bigger is a representation of this.
>>98142528No one can contain me
>>98142536those are some really great kit bashes, do the gsc give you heaps of bits that allow you do make them easily?
>THE most important and iconic figure in 40k>The one who all lore is built off>Who most people start reading about when they get into the lore>Who undergirds every single way the imperium functions>The original rule of cool characterAnd now all the contrarians on this site have horse-shoed themselves into wanting him to go away or to die or to stop being relevant. YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED.
>>98142518For who?
>>98142554endless sex with the emperor
>>98142554Anon, he is a corpse on a chair since the start... Let it go. Accept the truth.
>>98142518A Dark Eldar with a straight sword would be hot
>>98142554Who the fuck gets into 40k over muh emperor? People get into 40k over cool figurines and art, be it of imperium or chaos or xenos.
>>98142544They literally had FTL from their introduction, Phil Kelly just retconned it.
>>98142572>Dark Eldar>Straight SwordIt's like you don't know the faction at all. That sword would be gay as fuck.
>>98142559why is this emperor brown? he should be a white straight übermensch
>>98142580most people who get into 40k did so after reading the emperor's wiki, likely because they heard about him after being compared to Trump.
>>98142554>THE most important and iconic figure in 40kwhat does Johnny have to do with any of this?
>>98142581Well yes that's the other problem, the Tau get retconned constantlyIIRC they even use cloning now to reproduce en masse.
>>98142584hes a turk
>another ban evading retardwe finally get rid of one and another pops right up
>>98142554>Who most people start reading about when they get into the loreWho are this "people"? He is by far a fucking boring character like some sort of "Zeus" mythical figure, all powerful and always present but with 0 impact in the development of the history.
>>98142559>>98142592Is the Emperor a top or a bottom?
>>98142508you don't need to be a christcuck to see that christianity was pretty influential for 40k.
>>98142586>People get into lore through wrong and horrible memesDamn, man.
>>98142551In general yes, their infantry kits have a lot of spare bits, being one of the last kits being made while GW was still designing kits to generally be modular or multibuild. Acolytes in particular leave you with a lot of bits, as the kit builds those or Metamorphs, with the arms and heads for each being completely separate (besides the sidearm, but they give you two separate options for those as well). But given that they come in boxes of 5, I thought I'd have fun with the spare bits and also build twice as many models in one go as I could if I built Metamorphs properly from the box. It took a bit of work to get the arms lined up in a slightly more natural looking way, though, most of them I had to shave down armpits and shoulders to bring them tighter together and also change the angles so they didn't look weirdly posed on a model with a more upright posture.
>>98142554>>THE most important and iconic figure in 40k>>The one who all lore is built off>>Who most people start reading about when they get into the lore>>Who undergirds every single way the imperium functions>>The original rule of cool character
>>9814212810th is literally the worst edition we have ever had and I've played all 10 of them. This deepthroating of GWs cock is repulsive.
>>98142592not my emperor.
>>98142599His testosterone levels are so high that every other human is female to him. He didn't even realize that all of the Astartes have XY chromosomes until after Erda pointed out his project was misogynistic.
>>98142554The Emperor is just a standard 'city founding' hero but since the setting is galatic he created the galatic empire.The Emperor is beleived to be real even though its all so over the top he should be seen as just a mythological theory. The founder of the ancient greek city of Thebes, Cadmus a demigod buried dragon teeth and warriors grew from the sown teeth, bought literacy and the cocneopt of a written language. The HH is a founding myth and the BL series did more damage to the setting than women space marines would, It should of stayed as myth and the cause of the excistence of CSM never really specified. Daddy issues as a motive is a sign of poor and very uncreative writing.
>>98142599depends on whoever hes fucking>self insert y/n characterhes top>one of his sonshes bottom
>>98142554Corpse emperor
>>98142368hey look its the new starter box content they have not announced yet for each side.
>>98142133>the Emperor if a christ figureIt literally could not be more obvious and heavy-handed. His suffering on the Golden Throne after sacrificing himself for humanity is an allegory for the crucifixion except 40k is so grimdark it doesn't end and then lead to a resurrection, he just keeps suffering for 10,000 years and counting.
>>98142635how did he "sacrifice" himself? he just got mad horus killed his beloved angel twink son
>>98142592He's anatolian he predates the Turks, Persian, Roman, Celtic and Hittie civilisations that existed there
when will people accept that first and foremost 40k is a satire?
>>98142604That's an awesome army dude, your meta fit perfectly with the Magus' look.What are gsc like to play these days, i've always had an idea of making a union thug army out of them.
>>98142649no, hes a turk.
>>98142635Drach'nyen
>>98142639My lore states that the Emperor kept trying to redeem Horus even after Sanguinius was killed, but realized Horus was too far gone after Horus slaughtered a nameless Guardsman and laughed about it. It says that the Emperor was willing to risk his own life to try and redeem Horus, and only actually fought back once he realized Horus had no humanity left, instantly unmaking his first-found son.
>>98142650a satire of what? dune???
>98142650i accept that it's pointless to talk about warhammer with people that bring it up.
>>98142662>my loreStopped reading there.
>>98142650Rogue Trader through 3e is anti-Thatcherism satire, 4e through 6e is Starship Troopers, 7e onward is Halo 4.
>>98142264the current wip
>>98142665it's a satire of what ever the person that brings it up is arguing against
>>98142586Weak b8.
>>98142536Delaque bits go so good with GSC, great work.>>98142639Read lore.>>98142650It actually isn't and never was, this is a myth spawned by the people who thought Starship Troopers inspired 40k (it didn't) and that Starship Troopers was a satire (it wasn't, only the movie was, which came years after 40k did) because not only did those people never read 40k rulebooks, they never read Starship Troopers either.Rick Priestley has been pretty explicit. The setting was made straight up, it has satirical elements in it because gaming nerds are funny guys and there's no need to be serious all the time, but calling the work itself a "satire" is like saying every movie that ever had a single joke in it is a satire even if the other 98% was straight up serious action.
>>98142662>my lore
>>98142671>7e onward is Halo 4.>7ehow long have you been in the hobby?
>>98142671>7e onward is Halo 4No
>>98142264My 3d printed bases for these guys are almost done. Soon I'll be able to put them on something nice.
>>98142649Stop falling for bait
>>98142671>Rogue Trader through 3e is anti-Thatcherism satireNone of this is true, not even a little bit. Andy Chambers straight up debunked the fake bullshit claim that Ghazghkulls name is a joke about Thatcher. She wasn't referenced at all in 40k. Neither was the setting even remotely satirical even in Rogue Trader outside a handful of jokes.
>>98142687i'm not baiting hes a gorgeous turkish man
>>98142635>There's a guy being tortured endlessly>Clearly this related to my worship of adead jew on a stick!The Emperor is sitting on a throne (or some reamisn in a glass bowel according to Blanche) IF he even exists. Remember everything we know of the setting its entirely possible there is no Emperor body or remains and its only the idea of him thats exists. Him making the Astronomicon and soul binding being in universe propoganda to give evidence he exists.
>>98142695>anon is a retard who doesn't know what the word 'allegory' means
>>98142029The green menace first came to Oracleus in M35, during Waaagh Stonetoof. The conflict nearly destroyed what little civilization existed on it before the arrival of the Coal Hearts. They all but obliterated the horde that had landed, but small bands of Ork’s managed to escape the destruction of Stonetoof’s Krew. Eventually going savage in the wastelands and deep deserts of Oracleus. They became a constant threat for the people who ventured into their territory. Attempts to finally eradicate them proved fruitless. Young warriors of the Knight houses would come down from the highlands and hunt the greenskins for sport while systematic sweeps by Coal Heart and Tejanan aircraft obliterated any settlement or warband they came across. Yet the next year the beasts would return just as numerous. The vast scrap fields and dead hive cities were full of machinery the Ork’s could repurpose for war. The dangerous native life and atmospheric toxins only seemed to make the surviving Orks even tough. Ork attacks on Digger salvage expeditions are a fact of life for the hardy men and women who scratch trinkets out of the dirt to trade to Tejana. In recent decades the Ork threat has become an even more tenacious problem. Constant offworld wars have drawn away most of the Knights, and the Coal Hearts spend years away from home on every front of the beleaguered Lucium Sector. Rumours of a Sneakboss, an unusually crafty ork warlord, persist as raids on lowland settlements rise and grow in sophistication. The Voidwardens, the armed wing of the chapter’s Bondforged auxilliaries strike quickly whenever these attacks come, but all too often all they find is ashes and blood. Some worry that one day soon the Greenskins will grow strong enough to threaten all life on Oracleus yet again. TLDR: They kill them with fire but are usually too busy dealing with Necrons and chaos to stick around long enough to make sure they got them all.
>>98142698>Anon thinks all torture of a character is a direct christian allegory.Jesus isn't the first or only mythological or religious figure to be tortured forever as a consequnce of his actions. He's as much a jesus stand in as he is a Prometheus one
>>98142653Thanks. I'll be honest I've been checked out for 10th edition and just hobbying for the joy of it. From what I gather, they've had their gimmick reworked to function like an endless swarm army. They still use the ambush tokens to bring in units, but it happens during the game and only for units that have been destroyed. So it's effectively a respawn mechanic, when a unit with the army rule is destroyed (basically only infantry have it), you can spend a point resource called Resurgence (the amount you get is based on army size, and the amount you spend is based on the unit) you put a token down. The opponent can clear the token off the table if they get within 9" during their turn, but otherwise when it's your next turn you get to put any of your respawned units back into play around it.It seems pretty fun, I just wish GW would nail down what the army's gimmick is and stick to it.
you DO have your official Games Workshop Warhammer 40,000 Gaming Chair (tm)right?
>>98142708Molech
>>98142692The entire setting has always been satire inspired by the Thatcher years. If you can't see that then you are the butt of the joke.
>>98142708He's much more of a Prometheus, given his deal with the Chaos gods.
>>98142713No.
>>98142719>given his deal with the Chaos gods.not canon
>>98142720Brothers, kill this f*cking heretic!
>>98142635The issue with the christ analogy is that unlike christ who was sinless and died to redeem mankind, the Emperor was a tyrant whose own actions led to the hell he suffers from, and arguably doomed mankind to it's spiral towards oblivion. At no point did the Emperor redeem humanity, he sought to subjugate mankind under his all encompassing tyrannical vision for mankind. He stole power from evil gods to create artificial golems to lead his armies via which to subjugate humanity. Armies composed of brainwashed and indoctrinated and augmented superhumans created solely for killing. Comparing the Emperor to Christ is borderline blasphemous given what kind of figure the Emperor is in 40k.
>>98142705based sally lore
>>98142714Moloch wasn't a god but the name of a type of burnt sacrifical offering. A holocaust/moloch is just when you burn the sacrifice. Sometimes the offering was children though
>>98142727Cope
>>98142718No, and not only is it incredibly obvious that that kind of thing wasn't on the minds of the creators at all to anyone like me who has actually read all the early 40k material, but the creators such as Priestley and Chambers have also just stated that themselves.You brainrotted troon zoomers have no idea. Back in the 80s and 90s that kind of shit that is omnipresent today where real-world political activism is on the forefront of everyone's minds and getting shoved in everywhere, that didn't fucking exist. They weren't thinking about Thatcher at all and have gone out of their way to debunk that in every sense. They were thinking about WW2 and Heavy Metal Magazine and Judge Dredd and Tolkien and cool manly war shit. You know literally nothing.
I bought a bunch of krieg boxes it's over for me.
>>98142740If that shit is canon, so is the Interex and Erda.
You fucking retards are stupid to thi k he's just ONE allegory.He's JesusHe's SolomonHe's King ArthurHe's PrometheusHe's GilgameshHe's Leto IIHe's a manifestation of ChaoskampfIts called nuanced writing
>>98142730The point is not to say the Emperor actually IS Christ or even Christ-like in his behavior, just that the way his sacrifice and suffering is foundational to the worship of the Imperial cult is very much based on real-world (especially medieval) Christianity. Part of what makes the setting so dark is all the ways that he diverges from the True Christ and in some ways is actually more like an Anti-Christ figure as well, but the allegory of the crucifixion still holds somewhat.
>>98142742you were a retarded 5 year old and didn't know about politics and are projecting that ignorance onto others because you are autistic
>>98142753That's just being incoherent.
>>98142730He seems more to be a twisted version of jesus rather than a 1:1. I don’t see how you could look at redemptionists, flagellants, inquisition, witch hunters, concepts of dying to honor the emperor’s sacrifice, ect. and think its just one big coincidence that it has nothing to do with christianity.
>>98142753>le nuance
>>98142744https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
>>98142753Nuance no longer exists because people are incapable of being sincere.
>>98142757Okay that's why Andy Chambers in his AMA just straight up came out and said they never thought about Thatcher once while working on 40k.You, who hasn't even read the early 40k material, surely know better!
>>98142761>I don’t see how you could look at redemptionists, flagellants, inquisition, witch hunters, concepts of dying to honor the emperor’s sacrifice, ect. and think its just one big coincidence that it has nothing to do with christianity.This, precisely.
>>98142752Those are also canon
Eldar are going to be so dogshit in 11th. What do you hope for to make the army actually good again
>>98142753>He's Solomon>He's King ArthurExplain how hes an allegory to them, nothing obvious come to mind for why them specifically>He's a manifestation of ChaoskampfThat's the PIE divine patriarch with lightning powers fighting a killing a dragon/mosnterous serpent idea right? Hes kind of an inverse of that idea since the serpent dragon monster would be chaos and they killed him and doomed his people, as opposed to being slain leading to a golden age. Also big E had no lightning powers per se
None of the Black Library shit is canon because Priestley denounced it and also almost all of it sucks.
>>98142758A lot of people think music is just noise>>98142768Also goes for modern writers, it sucks cause no one writes with nuance or reads with discretion
Canon is whatever you decide it is while making up the fluff for /yourguys/.
>>98142338Remember a little something called >The emperor protects?
>>98142785Webway Gates with [STEALTH] with which I can freely move squads into and out of Reserves.
>>98142742The only ever said that Ghazgul's name wasn't Thatcher's because they didn't want to think about the big bad witch.Their biggest inspirations were 2000AD, including Judge Dredd which are absolutely MIRED in critique of Thatcher's Britain.And it's British satire. It's not like an American joke where it's build up -> build up -> build up -> punchline, everyone laughs.It's presenting a wild and whimsical dark future that is what will happen if Thatcher and her conservative government continues to get their way. It's meant to be over the top and terrible and its humor is simple in how over the top and terrible it is. The recent Tithes short that has a crew collect an ammunition tithe from a planet besieged by orks, dooming it and everyone on it because they have to take their taxes. Only to have the Administratum schedule that very tithe a planet died for for destruction because they simply don't have room for it is a perfect example of the sort of satire that 40k has always run on.Not the "haha funny!" jokes. The "oh shucks, that's bureaucracy!" satire that lets itself linger in your face.
>>98142785>Eldar are going to be so dogshit in 11thlike always Eldar will be a bad army for bad players, but a good army for people that know how to use the army.If you started an eldar army after playing space marines there's no hope for you, i'm sorry.
>>98142756>>98142761Yeah, it is obvious that there are parallels with the imperial cult and the emperor and Christianity and Christ. My point was more that the emperor is fundamentally evil figure as opposed to what Christ is. Calling him an anti-christ figure is appropriate.
>>98142769>Andy Chambers in his AMA just straight up came out and said they never thought about Thatcher once while working on 40k.just making shit up now huh
Obviously the Emperor was Jesus, Jesus loves the Catholics.
>>98142785What did the new rules do to make the eldar shit?
>>98142802>just making shit up now huhhe's right>>98142803stay on twitter
>>98142753>Nuance End your fucking life but before take with you all the Theologicfags trying to compare Emperor with Jesus.
>>98142803>no it wasn'tstay mad christcuck
>>98142800>Diehard eldar players netting a 45% winrate on the best detachment is fine!!!! Nobody cares about the 0% winrate dogshit detachments!!! Or the fact that aspect host is 3dp and you can't even interact with the new detachment system!!!fuck off retard
>>98142799The animations are steeped in irony.>Salamander sends regular humans to their deaths because the IG have KoS orders.>Sister Repentia falsely accused of cowardice is denied grace because her commander was killed before granting her absolution and is interred in a penitent engine>Actually I forgot the irony of the Kasrkin one because I disconnected during the female Custodes melty the world was having.
>>98142799>It's presenting a wild and whimsical dark future that is what will happen if Thatcher and her conservative government continues to get their wayYou are so fucking brainrotted. Nothing about 40k was meant to be a warning about the future, it was written to be like the medieval age, or rather the pop cultural gritty comic book version of the medieval age, IIIN SPAAACE.Also the bureaucracy stuff being the butt of jokes doesn't mean the entire setting was made with that in mind, and it wasn't. First and foremost, more than anything else, the setting was made to be badass. It was made for rule of cool smashing toys together. It was made to allow all kinds of crazy space war scenarios with fantastical aliens and creatures and sci-fi technobabble junk. The occasional poking at bureaucracy was never more than a side gag and it was more about Priestley expressing his frustration and distaste at working for money-grubbing business types than it was about the fucking government.
>>98142820Win rates mean nothing when they're are more bad players than there are good, my point still stand that the dogshit players will fail at the army while the actual good players will be fine.
>>98142815It says that Ghazgkhull's name isn't inspired by Thatcher. Which nobody in this thread claimed??It doesn't fucking say this:>they never thought about Thatcher once while working on 40k.That was pulled straight out of his hairy asshole. Fuck, I mean it is directly contradicted by what he said.
>>98142266He is more akin to an anti-christ. He usurped faith in the divine and insisted that people worship human power, building a new order in his image...
>>98142829>the setting was made to be badass.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAoh fuck, you really are retarded.Fucking zoomers with your inability to comprehend literature beyond baby-spoon depth.
im new to wh40k do you guys just argue about the same 5 things every thread
>>98142823>Actually I forgot the irony of the Kasrkin one because I disconnected during the female Custodes melty the world was having.The one where the custodes tells a space marine chapter to give up on their oaths and exterminatus their own homeworld to create a ring of dead worlds around the Solar sector to discourage tyranids coming to Terra? I guess the irony was all the pyskers they came to 'save' were going to be killed by being fed to the Emperor
>>98142835The Emperor literally was Jesus in the past. Then dumbfucks like you failed to listen to his message of peace which is why he was forced to use war since it's the only message retards (like you) will listen to.
>>98142834>we were trying not to think of her>THIS CLEARLY MEANS THEY BASED IT ON HER!!!Do you need regular reminders to keep breathing?
>>98142836Anon I'm old enough to have been playing this game since it was still in 2nd edition and everything I am saying is backed up straight from the mouths of the creators who have been interviewed a hundred times over the decades since 40k blew up. They talk about this in White Dwarf, they talk about this on Youtube, it's all out there to find. The way you are acting so smug about thinking you know better while the creators themselves just straight up said otherwise shows what a pretentious fucking moron you really are.
>>98142787The guy who had lightning as his motif with Thunder Warriors, thunderbolt heraldry, his warriors shooting Bolters (after Volkite weapons were discontinued) which which both allude to lightning, wielding the Lightning Claw weapon, & having a big fucking golden eagle, etc? Youre not very observant.King Arthur built his kingdom (Imperium), created a Round Table of powerful knights (Primarchs), quested after a great boon to his people (Webway), ignored the threat if his rebellious son (Horus) & his knights felt into in-fighting leaving the kingdom weak & near ruin (Horus Heresy) he met his son in combat where he slew his son but was in turn mortally wounded & born to Avalon (Golden Throne)For Solomon its mostly being a wise Patriarch, dealing with Chaos & getting bit, etc. I mean, if you actually read, comprehended, & drew your own honest connections youd know it immediately.
>>98142844Cite your source.
>>98142803Why the fuck do you have to post the dogshit takes of that retarded grifter here?
>>98142839Welcome to /40kg/, /tg/ and 4chan in general, newfag.
>>98142842Yep. Complete with jokes of the Sister of Silence saying in sign language that the Space Marines and everyone on the planet are all going to die horribly only for the Custodian to translate it in a completely differently and much more friendly.Even as she bullies the White Templars into forsaking their oaths.
>>9814284440k was not designed to make people convert to christanity lmao >Emperor is jesushe was also Alexander the Macodonian, Herkales, Buddha, Mohammd, Napleon, Ceaser etc any big name in history was actually the Emperor all along. Which is clearly meant to be some in universe historical revisonism to justify emperor worship because its lame as an idea otherwise
>>98142844
>>98142850>larping as an old fagYawn. Try again, kid. You still type like a 13 year old.
>>98142844Dune
>>98142823It was funny how assmad secondaries got over the repentia animation
>>98142839Pretty much yeah.>game is in a terrible place in terms of rules because of modern streamlining>most popular faction (marines) is in a terrible place in terms of models because of primaris>lore is in a terrible place because of woke retard nu-writers who don't understand the setting or are actively trying to undermine it>community is in a terrible place because of twitter culture warriors on both sides and /v/ tourists flooding us since games like Owlcat's Rogue Trader Space Marine 2 came outIt truly is the grim and dark future right now compared to what once was, so we have nothing much else to do but argue
>>98142845He literally calls her the wicked witch. Yeah he was fucking thinking about her, as was every brit at the time.Are you autistic by chance? I know your kind have trouble picking up on things like this.
>>98142863I accept your concession
>>98142866It was also funny when secondaries got analpained over the highly-detailed fan art of le heckin big chungus orky boyz cannibalizing women while they're screaming and crying and the light is fading from their eyes as they're brutally dismembered and torn apart.
>>98142851>The guy who had lightning as his motif with Thunder Warriors, thunderbolt heraldry, his warriors shooting Bolters (after Volkite weapons were discontinued) which which both allude to lightning, wielding the Lightning Claw weaponThats fair>having a big fucking golden eagleDivine patriarchs aren't tied to eagle imagery >I mean, if you actually read, comprehended, & drew your own honest connections youd know it immediately. Don't be a shit cunt anon it was a question asked in good faith im not super familiar with Solomon or other biblical jew kings or the very many different King Arthur myths
>>98142870I accept your concession
This is what happens when xenos doesn’t get enough
>>98142839>why do nogames niggers sit in this thread complaining about the same topics 24/7Mental illness.
>>98142877True, we are trapped discussing if Emperor is Jesus, God, Antichrist or just a man.
>>98142816Are you saying that its wrong to make comparisons between the Catholic inspired space gothic theocracy with a Living God who sacrificed himself to eternal torture for the sake of humanity with the real life Catholic Church which worships Jesus who took on the sins of all mankind & sacrificed himself on a cross?None of that bleeds through? You can say he was retarded & a tyrant & all that, but the people WITHIN THE SETTING see him as a militant Jesus. Thats the nuancd
>>98142879The answer is E: All of the above.
>>98142876
>>98142879all of the above, which is the point. he's an amalgamation of characters in a setting of amalgamations.
>>98142874>cannibalizingTechnically that's not cannibalism, since they're an alien species.
>>98142886>some black library warhammer fantasy trash unrelated to 40k
>>98142844>Then dumbfucks like you failed to listen to his message of peaceThe Emperor literally personally executed people who listened to Jesus's message of peace.
>>98142888If you know enough lore, it does go back to cannibalism
>>98142886>citing a third party book released after chambers left GWoh you're RETARDED retarded
>>98142894Even with the shared Old Ones origins it doesn't really qualify, no.
>>98142888Orks are def cannibals though, as are lots of other factions like astartes, anyone from a hive world
>>98142874The breed of 40k "fans" that bitch and whine about the setting actually being grim and dark are a blight on the hobby.Also, Mossa's ork art is fucking fantastic. I love how monstrous he makes them look.
>>98142875Sorry if it came out more cunty than I intended.The Eagle imagery is part of Chaoskampf. Eagle vs Serpent. Which is also the Lightning God (as the Eagle)
>>98142902NOOOOOOOO STOP STOPPPPP STOPPPPPPPP WHERE IS MY PRIMARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>98142902uhhh why did i get a boner to this...?
>>98142901True
>>98142839Yes we do.I think the reason things are a little more combative right now is because along with fresh curious meat coming in there are also real trolls.Hope you enjoy your stay either way.
>>98142909
Are Space Marines circumsised? That might help settle this.
>>98142902Mossa in general makes very good 40k fanart.
>>98142902>Mossa's ork art is fucking fantasticAll of his art is incredible but I especially love how he portrays orks
>>98142920Imagine if the Ogryn sat on the Ratling
>>98142920need nightsider wife
>>98142919i dont think they areremoving the foreskin wont give them any type of tactical advantage, it will just make them jewish
For me it is Mossa's rendition of cultist Chan
>>98142905>Eagle vs Serpent.Ohhtrue yeah, now it does seem obvious
>>98142874Just how much fanart do secondaries consume to become bootyblasted when fanart of grimdark universe is grimdark?
>>98142899mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>98142929What the fuck lol
>>98142936DO NOT POST PICTURES OF MY WAIFU WITHOUT MY EXPLICIT PERMISSION
it's 2026 and people do not realize that Judge Dredd and 40k are parodies of loiciense countrygrim
>>98142264I remember when flyrant with x4 devourers was the loadout to have. CAW
>>98142936Lewd
>>98142941anyone else see General Grievous?
>>98142936for me its capturing cultist chan and forcing her to carry my children and discarding her once her baby making days are over
>>98142949People resist very hard to acknowledge that 40k is something else besides grimdark, muh serious setting about very gruesome battles and mankind struggling in a hostile universe.
>>98142939Usually they're doomscrolling through the TickyTock or the Discord or the Twitter and look at wholesome ork memes. Then when they get hit with butchered up women they get into a tizzy because their comfort faction (which they don't play and have only heard about through memes) is portrayed so fiendishly.>"NOOOO NOT MUH HECKIN ORKERINO HE PRETENDS A TIN CAN IS A GUN AND CAN DRIVE HIS RED CAR REALLY FAST NOOOOOOO"
>>98142943Butcher's nails were on sale at Space Lowes.
>>98142955I can identify my favorite SW character yes.
>>98142949Graham Mcneill wasnt even part of the original 40k team anon.
>>98142941
>>98142959Which will never happen because the Chaos gods will keep bringing her back as a child. Forever.
>>98142960I mean, it's both. Grimdark circles back into absurdity when you go far enough. The people who take 40k 100% seriously also hate when 40k is actually grimdark. They want ebin marvel slop power fantasy.
whos your fav successor chapter?mine is the best one
>>98142949... he literally says they aren't and you're being fucking dumb to try and weaponize it for whatever political bullshit you're up to.
>>98142803This retarded cunt has outright claimed that the only reason people play xenos or chaos is because they hate the imperium. He's a fucking tourist that doesn't engage in the hobby beyond posting on fucking twitter.
>they might be trading the Combat Patrol Starter Set for 1 faction Starter setsI think this is just plain worse unless every box has crazy value with extra shit to play games like terrain pieces/foot prints and also covers every faction.
>>98142992Sounds retarded as fuck.
>>98142950TL deveourer flyrants were really the only thing keeping nids viable at tournies back then, the most I ever saw some one run was 6.
>>98142992It's always imperiumfags isn't it? I've never encountered this sort of behavior from anyone else.
>>98142975Kinda reminds me of this
>>98143000It's not even imperiumfags per say, it is fucking politics brained culture warrior tourists to the hobby that view the factions in 40k as representations of real life politics.
>>98143000you haven't met most eldarfags and taufags then I guessI never see tertiaries larping as nids or orks or crons though
>>98142987Jedi count as IG primaris psykers but WS5. Any Librarian would beat them, but regular Tactical marines better be lightning-proof.I hear psykers can melt people just by wishing it. Those fuckers are OP
>>98142938Thats why I said it should be obvious for anyone who read into this stuff, I didnt mean to come across as a cunt, but Im just surprised you can know about the PIE Patriarch themes but not connect the dots on the Lightning & Eagle stuff.
Finally finished assembling this cursed blob, I can’t believe people run three of these.
>>98142980this reminded me of that story of Dranon making full use out of Cultistchan's immortality...
>>981429996?? Damnn.I felt bad for running 2 wave serpents..tserpents..though i think that was a different addition.One with TL scatter lasers, one with TL bright lances, and they could both shoot their scattershields in addition
>>98143025Ah yeah, the good old days when we actually had drawfags who came to /tg/.
How quickly do 120 Gants typically get shot off the table?>>98143042more like when /tg/ had ANYTHING
Decided to start an Iron Warriors army for 11th. I have not really paid attention to the Chaos Marines model range in the past so I’m not 100% sure on what’s is new versus old and likely to be replaced.Bought the Hellforged Warband as a starting point, so hope those models are safe from being updated anytime soon. But are there any models I should avoid buying because they are likely to be updated in the next 1-2 years. I know the chaos bikers are pretty much guaranteed to be updated when Chaos Marines gets their codex, and possibly the rhino chassis vehicles. Anything else I should be cautious about buying?
>1 captain in terminator armor>5 terminators>5 infernus marines>1 winged tyranid prime>1 psychophage>3 von ryan's leapers>20 termagants>2 ripper swarms355 points of marines405 points of tyranidsShould I get the starter set? They're about $100 a piece and I expect them to dry up rather soon.If I buy more than one for the purpose of building both armies, which units should I sell and which should I keep?
>>98143042>noko
>>98142941So Necrons standing over little balls with Tyrannids in them & there are panels above that, one scratched out & defamed & one with a theatre mask
Is it lasscannon or lazecannon
>>98143048The Terminators are pretty old, but they keep putting them in boxes so who knows. You can always buy Heresy Terminators if you don’t like the 40k ones, maybe stick some bits from other Chsos kits on them if you don’t want them so clean.
>>9814206310th was a good game, debatably good 40k though
>>98143049They are etb monopose, they are alright starts but they aren’t too great to buy multiple of unless you really like cutting your models up to convert.
>>98142157It was a giant balance and complexity clusterfuck but I'll give it this, they sure nailed almost every army having cool thematic rules and most units feeling like they should.
>>98143057It's pronounced like Laser.
>>98143038This was at a pretty competitive tourney so it was expecting that people would be trying to maximise their power.6th ed wave serpents were a menace with easy access to +1 cover for 4+ cover saves from jink, serpent shields making pens super hard if they didn't decide to long range snipe with it, also laser lock scatter lasers...But if you decided to run 2 or more i'd be fine so long as you told me.
>one fire prism toed into the center objective can see almost everythingI bet triple fire prism will be meta for all eldar lists
>>98142936A slutty loincloth fitted to hip piercings is such a hot touch
>>98143103Everything you think will be good at the start of the edition will not be good once you actually play it.
>>98143055The panels represent the Deciever and the Outsider.
What would happen if you fed a warp god to a Ctan?
>>98143116I figured that. I wonder what the horned dudes at the bottom are?
>>98142929real
>>98143142It would be very painful
I want to make a Morvenn Vahl model for my army, but I don't want it to actually be her, I'll just invent a character and paint it a different color. But how do I customize it to look not completely like her? Like with Yarrick, you can just take his model and not give him the Ork power klaw.
Do we have details about detatchment mixing yet? I know you get like 3 points to spend and detatchments all have a cost, but does each detatchment apply to your whole army or do you have like, one set of units that one detatchment applies to and another set that a different one works on
>here's the rules!>except it's not actually the rules!>you need 8 other documents we haven't given you and then to frankenstein them all together!
>>98142920Would nut in that psyker and have disgusting psyker children with.
>>98142491Well I'll be damned, I think I remember those being in /aosg/ too. You've got fine taste and equally awesome painting skills dude.
>>98143167Just change her head and paint her as a different order, like OML or something. If you try to remove too much more detail from her warsuit, you might as well build up from a regular paragon warsuit instead of buying the Morven Vahl model.
>>98142342What brand of crackle paint did you use for that, I'm looking to model some bases as a dried up riverbed, and the crackle there looks good.
>>98142679>Rick Priestley has been pretty explicit. The setting was made straight up, it has satirical elements in it because gaming nerds are funny guys and there's no need to be serious all the time, but calling the work itself a "satire" is like saying every movie that ever had a single joke in it is a satire even if the other 98% was straight up serious action.Someone finally said it.Rogue Trader isn't really satirizing anything, it makes some historical and modern references but it isn't a satire.
>>98143247Why is the satire thing still pushed?What other falsehoods are still pushed that are believed as fact?At this point an infographic meme needs to be made and shared debunking all of the falsehoods from 40k being a satire to the sisters of purification to ghaz’s name to the dark angels named after homo hangout to whatever else I missed.
>>98143282It's literally just brainlets not understanding the difference between "satire" and "satirical". Something can be satirical without being a satire. 40k *is* satirical, it's satirical of a lot of modern institutions, it's satirical of british popular culture, but all of that is couched in straightforward presentation that belies the unseriousness of its satirical elements. But most people these days are so media illiterate that they have to categorize things by the simplest function they can identify, so when you tell them "40k has satirical elements", they go, "oh so it's a satire, then".
>>98142319my 3e hive brotherI miss the old reaper of obliterax
Now that the dust has settled, what's your opinion on the adepta sororitas aka sisters of battle?
>>98142319>>98143301Norn Emissary really wasn't what I was looking for in a pseudo-3e tyrant throwback. Still love this guy, and I want to see more 3e throwback designs like we got for the Raveners. I'm hoping if OOE gets a solo kit that he's based on his original beetlefex look.
>>98143247>>98143282>>98143300>satire is the opposite of seriousnessAre you retarded? Satire is an absurd premise taken seriously. You wouldn't say that Animal Farm isn't satire, or does not take itself seriously.
This whole argument is stupid since modern warhammer and rogue trader warhammer might as well be different settings with how they are treated
>>98143328No, that's also a meme pushed by the same people that say "Rogue Trader was satire". Modern 40k actually isn't as far off from RT as most people think.
>>98143334contrarian bot
>>98143337You are the bot, you can only prove otherwise by posting cultistchan porn you have saved in your /40kg/ folder from before primaris were created.
>>98143046plz answer
>reading guardslop BL book >valkyrie squadron sent on a supply run to an encircled guard army>turns out supply mission is a cover to to extract the army's general and his staff before the army is overrun>valkrie pilots bitter that their mission is to extract a coward while his men are left to die>they figure the general has connections in high places>several squadron members die but they finally make it back to friendly territory with the general>the literal second they land the general is arrest, forced against a wall, then shot>it turns out the entire rescue op was organized by the commissariot so just the incompetence general could be executed as an example>mfw
>>98143346Not him but I sure can do that.This censored version I made in 2018, but the original I saved in 2009. https://files.catbox.moe/ao094z.png
>>98143282>Why is the satire thing still pushed?Leftists trying to get into warhammer (not because they like it, literally just so they can destroy it) trying to rationalize to themselves that the setting cannot possibly be so popular unless it agrees with their insane worldviews and anything based about it is actually just "making fun of the chuds", many such cases etc.The thing is 40k wasn't intentionally made to be right wing either, it was basically apolitical at its deepest core (it just happened to have a bunch of based messages by accident by unwittingly creating a fictional environment in which that kind of attitude is expressly necessary for survival), but zoomers have been so surrounded by the internet culture war their ENTIRE lives they cannot even conceive of a time when that wasn't a thing, so to them the idea that 40k wasn't pushing a message is impossible, and they therefore believe it MUST be a leftoid message satirizing chuddom or whatever.
>>98143300>that spoilerWhat even is that originally intended to mean versus the Reddit bastardized version?I will admit I might be part of the problem in that I know some elements are satire and satirical, but it is in a way where the universe and the imperium is a mess and strained under the effects of 10k+ years of constant warfare and trying to hold mankind together to stall the inevitable end.But even my interpretation is probably wrong too.>>98143310The imperium was meant to be absurd due to the conditions of the universe if I recall correctly.Like I said above I might be part of the problem and I’m okay with being shown what the correct view is.>animal farmI’m seeing it now. It is satirical but the book isn’t in a goofy comedic kind of satire.That book made me not like slogans at all. I should have learned something more about good intentions leading to hell or how slowly victory can be eroded into another form of defeat and bondage but the dislike of slogans stuck with me the hardest.I haven’t read in a while. How are the original inspirations for 40k if they are in book form?
>>98143361Holy based, thank god there are still a few other oldfags left
>>98143046in 11th who knowsin 10th everything gets shot off the table too quicklyTarpitting isn't really a thing anymore, everything in the game is too lethal. Just get lots of hormagaunts they're really fast for how cheap they are
>>98143368Fuck off trying to insert your identity politics into everything.
>>98143361Nta but I kneel in spirit.Tell me we’re things better before?What can the individual do to not be part of the problems of today?
>>98143378It's the other way around retard, can you even read?
>>98143378Tell that to the fags who pushed femstodes on us and are still trying to force femmarines
>>98143376I lost most of my old stuff in a harddrive failure around 2009, but I was there for the Warhammer Wednesdays on /b/. Back when /b/ was still... not good but tolerable.>>98143383Things were better before because the internet used to be a place where we came to take a break from our daily lives.Now, the internet IS far too many people's daily lives.Don't take things said on the internet seriously. Don't take 40k seriously. Have fun, express yourself, and don't be afraid to be called cringe.
>>98143377Wait seriously wasn't the whole point of 10th to tamp down on lethality? I skipped out on 10th and am thinking of trying out 11th
>>98143391GW made Femstodes all on their own. And no one is seriously pushing fem marines at all. They exist as fetish material and b8 for dumbfucks who are stupid enough to get triggered by it.
>>98143395>Have fun, express yourself, and don't be afraid to be called cringe.Oh shit that advice while helpful hurt.I should have had this advice given to me earlier.Much earlier.
>>98143406 meThanks. I forgot to add that to the post.
>>98143400It toned down the AP on most things. The issue is so many models making so many fucking attacks. Most Space Marines are making 3-4 attacks each. That's just absolutely absurd. And that's going to carry into 11th. And time will tell if the -1 to hit in cover will be more or less deadly than the +1 to save that cover gave.
Skipped tenth and want to do a new army for 11th, I'm stuck between Iron Hands and Raven Guard, any advice amigos?
>>98143376I've been around /tg/ here and there since 2009 been on 4chan since 2007 and it ruined my life
>>98143430>space marines or space marinesHow about something else
>>98143430It really doesn't matter anymore. You can just run the detachment that gives you the rules for how you want to play regardless of what color your dudes are painted.
>>98143434Not interested besides Chaos Space Marines. Guard could be cool too but, eh
>>98143435Grim, oh well, guess I'll flip a coin
>>98143415It's definitely more deadly for anything with stealth or a -1 to hit effect
>>98143435>It really doesn't matter anymore. You can just run the detachment that gives you the rules for how you want to play regardless of what color your dudes are painted.rLY?
>>98143439Why do you even have to, you are picking between two chapters that look identical.
>>98143445Flavor, mostly. I'm more of a narrative fag, if you will. A fluffcel, even.
>>98143430go iron hands so you not an emo, Iron hands are cool.With the new detachment system you'll be able to mix and match some detachments so you can better build an army you want.
>>98143451>go iron hands so you not an emo, Iron hands are cool.Duly noted anon, thanks>With the new detachment system you'll be able to mix and match some detachments so you can better build an army you want.I've not been keeping up with the announcements and reveals outside of what's in the launch box, can't wait to get the rulebook to see how this works
>>98143401You are so delusional it's unreal. Or just lying.
>>98143458Pot, meet kettle.You have no evidence femstodes came from without or that anyone is pushing fem marines. Just because some literal who faggot on twatter said it doesn't make it true.
>>98143455>I've not been keeping up with the announcementsmost of the bones of 10th are still around but there's been a few changes, like with detachments kinda works similar to old multi-detachment systems of previous editions but each detachment will have their own detachment point value so hopefully that'll curb people from making really strong combos.
>>98143462Interesting, thanks!
>>98143461Nigger the woke freaks pushing fem marines are all over social media and are very proud to tell you they do so. The femstodes were pushed on GW by DEI cultists they hired because ESG money infected everyone with that shit and we have Larry Fink admitting things like this on camera, we have public records of how much GW stock is owned by Blackrock. Who do you think you are fooling??
>>98143471The pathetic one is you, you really think anyone is going to fall for that shit? You can just wave your hand and say "buzzwords" and suddenly no one knows who Blackrock is or what ESG money has done? Lmfao. It's 2026 nigger, get a clue.
>>98143449You wanna be sneaky or punchy? Do you like birbs or machines more? Clans or prison gangs? >>98143451>iron hands>not an emo >dead dad >BECAUSE WE WERE WEAK >self harm and replace with machine parts TO BE NOT WEAK lol
>>98143474>you simpering childWhy do trannies love to talk like villanous hags from a disney movie
>>98143383The best thing you can do is have fun, make OC and jokes and be sillyAnd stop worrying about the rest, no matter what happens you will be cringe in hindsight, it's part of growing up>>98143395This
>>98143481at least they accept that their dad is dead and are trying to be better.
>>98143483Because they're pedophiles>>98143481NGL I do like how IHs companies are self sufficient roaming clans that have their own recruits and elites, it's really cool. Might go with them then
>>98143493projection
>>98143057>lassNo laz
>>98143057it's Multilasers
>>98143481and IH don't get Emo haircuts
>>98143529glow so bright
>>98143531>>98143534This doesn't even make sense, you don't even know what a glowie is lmao. You are trying so hard to sound like you're from 4chan and it's this meme right now.
>>98143536holy shit you actually are a fed lmao
>>98143536Self-report
What do good Imperial citizens do on Halloween?
>Encountered Iron Hands player in the wildOut of all the 20 original Legions, what Space Marines that people painted are considered based or cringe?
>>98143542All space marines are cringe.
>>98143540>Trying to come up with colors for Dark Eldar>See guy painted his black and orangeShould I do this with freehanding a skeleton on their body?
>>98143540Loyalist dread
>>98143489NO PARENTS DARKNESS >>98143493Technobarbarian clans with land trains and internal rivalries is pretty cool. >>98143518More generic sidecut and marine pattern baldness. Nothing to lose your head about.
Building Cthonian Beserks for the first time. I want to kick the guy who designed these tubes for the backpacks in the balls.
how does one cathegorise something as "quick and Nimble"?
>>98143551Loyal citizens
>>98143561You think that's bad? Try to assemble Warp Spiders. You'll wanna kill yourself.
>>98143577i came across this whores old wannabe car girl vids, she's so fucking fake and her nudes aren't even good.
>>98142963>HE PRETENDS A TIN CAN IS A GUN AND CAN DRIVE HIS RED CAR REALLY FAST NOOOOOOOKek, too accurate.>Immatank immatank immatank
>>98142334This man is fascinating; he's one of the most idiotic and arrogant YouTubers out there, but he's still intelligent enough to produce and edit his videos to look professional. At least that's the only reason I can imagine people watch him anyway
>>98143430>stuck between Iron Hands and Raven Guard>>98143435>regardless of what color your dudes are painted.Subtle.
>>98143611NTA but what's wrong with him? IDK who he is nor have I watched any of his stuff but I want to know more
>>98142264Your hive fleed decided to join the burning legion?
>>98143618Physiognomy check + distracting Italian sign language.
>>98143633
>>98143632Not enough terrain gets posted here, I really want to make some classic trash terrain now. That statue is nice, the candles are a great touch.
>>98143624>hive fleedFormerly Chuck's.>>98143635Watch a video of his and tell me I'm wrong.
>>98143618He's a faggot retard who offers nothing, creates nothing, but has gamed the algorithm to have his absolutely meaningless gasbag drivel show up instead of actual useful hobby videos.
I just realized the tank detachment for IG is kinda cracked>I10 battle cannons punch you in the shooting phase before fights first ever occursThe fucking Avatar of Khaine getting domed by a vanquisher just seems super funny to me while hes in close quarters combat.
>>98143049I regretted it desu. "It's a good deal" but do you REALLY like both armies?
Enemy units stay battle shocked from turn to turn.Night Lords just got a massive buff.11th is already off to a great start.
>>98143654basic battle cannon will be better in like 90% of situations
>>98143542>Encountered Iron Hands player in the wildshit go to the nearest forest you might see a Unicorn with that luck
>>98143573Use your judgement.Anything eldar not wraithconstruct, whatever infantry is faster than normal in your army,etc.
>>98143618https://youtu.be/KmdFifaJ8F8?si=GEn0_Vn82PjzKQMSKnock yourself out
>fliers don't get plumber firey life
>>98142264Crusader Ute
>>98143542>cringeSpace Wolves with the sole exception of the Red Corsairs kitbasher.Raven Guard are on thin ice.>starting to realize having an animal mascot is cringe>inb4 "way ahead of you"Ultramarines if no fancy gubbins>midMost>based/yourdudes/IHWS2nd founding
>Consolidation Moves in 11eAm I reading it badly or is it just missing a section on what happens if a unit is eligible to Consolidate (meaning it was eligible to fight in the current fight phase) but is not engaged, within 3" of of an enemy unit, or within 3" of an objective? By the rules as I can read them, the unit is eligible to Consolidate but all 3 modes available would result in an illegal move, because they each have requirements on where the unit can be by the end of that move that it cannot satisfy.
Having never played beforeHow would I get into 11th edition?Like do I just start by reading through the whole core rules and if I internalize that I’m good to go?
>>98143717you don't move.
>>98143728basically, usually someone with more experience will guide you
>>98143728Usually thats the case for every edition, yes.
what space marines are best represented by the basset hound?
>>98143728read the basics and find someone else who has more experience with the game in general to guide you.
>>98143739Probably Imperial Fists or Salamanders.In the memes Salamanders are closer to chocolate labs. (get it, because they're
So are the 11th edition rules gooder or badder than 10th?
>>98143739Salamanders. Or whatever chapter that is most chill and lazy.
>>98143764>chill and lazyNight lords don't even attack unless they know they will win. Otherwise they will fuck off.
>>98143759Terrain makes more sense for 11th
>>98143759I'm leaning on it being better, but i've yet to have a game so I wont pass judgement yet.
>>98143728yeah, read the core rules, the codex for the army you want to play and that is usually good enough to start getting intro games in. then once you're familiar you can start grabbing additional rules like mission card packs and following online updates, but dont worry about that as a brand new never touched the game player. there are also battle reports on youtube you can watch to get an idea of how the game playsthese guys are usually pretty good watching for new or casual players: https://www.youtube.com/@tabletoptactics/videostheir content is easy to follow, reasonably high production value so no listening through tin can audio, they've been putting out content for 10+ years so they're pretty stable. https://www.youtube.com/@TabletopTitansthis is another one thats pretty good, and in my experience dont mince words about when something is good or bad. aside from them you can find more niche or competitive focused channels, but those are probably the two easiest entry points for a new player looking to watch some games and breakdowns
>>98143809they seem better but i wouldnt put it past GW to overcomplicate it with a 150 page errata document. pretty sure 10ths errata to the core rules ended up being larger than the core rules itself at one point
collage?
>>98143846are you in it?
>>98143846June's theme is Quick and nimble, and collage anon is probably still just working on it.
>>98143728Go to local GW store to see if they’ll run a demo game with you (maybe bring a buddy too) Or if you already have models, ask about their learning days>”But my GW store doesn’t have all that!”Go to LGS’s in your area and ask around about learning days, they’re usually pretty nice about that.
>>98142239isnt it against ToS to list product you dont actually have yet to sell?
>>98143854this is good advice, listen to this.
>>98143859I think it might be.If it isn’t it is scummy to do something like that but warhammer 40k paypiggies will fall for it. Some will.
>>98143573Awooga
>>98143851yeah>>98143853okay, i didnt see it posted but didnt know if i had missed it in a previous thread.
>>98143877you're all good, his final anchor post was two thread ago so he's probably just working on it so all we can do is wait and be patient.
>>98143877>Most numble model I have on hand is an impulsor
>>98143885make it a hot rod impulsor, it may not be nimble but it sure as hell is QUICK.
>>98143885if it gets here from CHYNA in time, I'll be entering my custom inquisition thunderhawk for june
>>98143885a painted model is 1000x better than no model, do it up, and i'd say a small hover transport counts as quick and nimble, its whole purpose is getting guys from A to B faster (quick) than they would normally go, and the impulsor has a special disembark after an advance rule which i would say is pretty nimble
How do I use a Spirit Seer with Wraithblades? Do I put him in front of them or behind them?
>>98143759So what's gonna happen to Aerial vehicles like Hexdrakes or Dakkajets for example? Will they get buffed?
>>98143909>Hexdrakessilly anon.
>>98143911Stfu they look cool
>Mungo only pawn in game of life
>>98143917ok, show me a hexdrake then.
>>98143902Behind so he can’t get charged and it’s harder to shoot them.
Is sister repentia Quick and Nimble?
>>98142920Are these animal ladies canon?
>>98143964as in they exist within the warhammer 40k universe? yesif they look like that? probably not
>>98142311Reminder, this is the kind of person who James pays to write about the Emperor.
>2/3s of the way through buying a tyranid army>now all i need are the insanely expensive $50 a model specialists like lictors and biovoresthis last leg of the army is gonna suck
>>98143987Wtf is this
>>98143987I don't know if I should laugh at ADB or be impressed that he made a career out of his daddy issues.
>>98143685>?si=Sanitize your links, anon.
>>98143993ADB's letter to his unborn child, which he obviously immediately posted publicly on the internet because what's the point of writing one otherwise.
>>98142063An improvement over 10th (not a high bar) but still not enough fixing because they are forced to have the 10th books be compatible.Still need them to add a proper FOC, a proper morale system, vehicle damage tables and to put WS, BS and A back in the model statlines.
>>98143994Well, we're just random internet assholes kvetching about him on a Burmese scuba diving forum while he gets paid cash money to do whatever he fucking wishes with the fluff, so you tell me.
>>98142171For some dumb fuck reason the core rules are not the full core rules and they are split between the core rules document and a separate annex in the app.
>>98142744It might be an incredibly autistic reason but I haven't made a Krieg army because the plastic kit has two guys kneeling and I hate it.
What unit for this feeling?
>>98143759Gooder but that wasn't hard. 10th was incredibly shit.
>>98143998Doesn't this completely destroy his reputation? Why the fuck would he ever post this?
Is there any indication as to how the Armageddon box will split into patrols?
>>98144013what reputation?
>>98144016Marines is intercessors, speeder, vanvets and apothecary. Orks is dakkarig, 20 boyz, warboss, weirdboy and gretchin.
>>98143151I love this fucking image so much it's unreal.A tour of duty in the guard is typically several decades, so surviving it to completion is already unlikely. Then add the fact that she's abhuman, and we already saw how they are treated in Mossa's rendition of the Imperium, so her survival becomes even less likely. Then add the fact that she got a fucking medal! An abhuman! Getting a medal! She must have lost her limbs performing some kind of purple heart level last stand (including calling an artillery barrage upon her own location) against the archenemy despite being just a signals officer.And then she managed to come back home! Despite all the calamities of travel in the imperium - all the xenos/chaos raids and warp accidents and diseases in the passenger holds, despite all that she came back home alive.Absolutely love the level of background info you can glean just from a single picture.
>>98144024Thanks senpai
>>98144013For people who already dislike him this is just a confirmation that he uses the intellectual property that doesn't belong to him to vent about his daddy issues, so it changes nothing.For people who like him this is a deeply personal and moving look into his hopes for the yet unborn child, so it changes nothing.
How fun to play are Imperial Guard?
>>98144048not at all
>>98144048a whole lot
>>98142650Can it even be considered a satire now that a lot of the satired imagery and content has been altered because "some people have been taking it seriously" or so the company can insert customer self-inserts into the setting?
>>98144048i mean if this is your idea of fun i guess
ynnead?
>>98144066ynnari and corsairs should have become the main aesthetic of the eldar refresh
>>98144007>buy krieg squad, krieg cmd squad, krieg heavy weapons and krieg artillery team>use the cmd squad standard bearer with the fancier helmet as a watchmaster (squad leader)>use one of the artillery crew as a standard infantryman>take the kneeling bodies and add them to the HWT on an appropriate base to make a regular HWT>use the free combat engineer as the new standard bearer (so the other combat engi isn't alone in the cmd squad)Voila, you got a full standing infantry squad with a fancier squad leader, spiffing oldschool HWTs and a unique command squad.
why do people keep talking about DA PLOT when gw had a bunch of shit for the boogaloo 3 years ago and nothing happened the entire 10th edition except sm2 was released and there was an ultramarines wave tie in 18 months later?
>>98144083I think nothing happened because what happened was so ass that I forgot about it, and since everything was ass I don't remember shit
>>98142604stc stockade..... why does warhammer terrain have to be prohibitive expensive like the modelos.
>>98144077people would have incessantly whined about the loss of the previous aesthetic, just like with primaris
>>98142744weird that this was 2 months ago
>>98144083because it gets views from retards
Can someone recommend me a good anime that has a Farsight feel?
but fr fr maguruka thraka is literally just margaret thatcher and anyone who takes his word at face value probably has autism.
>>98144105Yattaman
>>98144065Thst terrain is a fine balance between soul and soulless
>>98144083>linkin park slowed & reverb
>>98144105isnt that kind of what hathaway is about? former war hero leads a breakaway rebellion?
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>>98144110this looks like it has some top tier girls in it, is there any good place to start?>>98144120I'm currently only up to zeta, so that's a ways away before i can watch that.
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>>98143618He is babbling about nothing constantly, not even arriving at any conclusion. It's an absolute void of any actual content. Looks like he simply is addicted to his own voice
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>>98144035>black americans coming back to their segregated ghetto after killing 100 gerries
>>98142686>red and teal DGI fucking kneel..
>>98143239It's GWs Martian Ironearth, it cracks really nicely when you put it on thick enough>>98143177Thank you anon!
>>98143430Paint what you like, if you’re concerned about thematics, do Iron Hands if you want to run a bunch of RepEx’s, Dreadnoughts, and Techmarines to heal them. Do Crows if you like uppy downy jump packs.
>>98143995Completely forgot! Cheers anon
>>98142349>Irish but I have Greek feetwhat does it mean? Am I... Galatian?
>>98144077>>98144096Ynnari should become part of the Aesthetic when they do Exodites. Craftworlders and Commorraghites already have longstanding aesthetics.
