>aren't even showcased in the most recent 40k trailerHow do we make the Tau more popular?
Make the Tau cow shit canon>b-but that won't help them be taken seriouslyYou didn't say "taken seriously" you said "more popular."
>>98145778Same way GW always cycles around popularity of the not-marine factions. >make an OP codex and new models Tau specific things that would likely market well are a variety of alien auxiliaries you can chose special characters with powerups from like any of the endless waves of fps battle royal games kids play. Big tits are unc, cover that shit up.
>>98145778By posting your models.
>>98145778>blabbarbos fartPass
Make them hot
>>98145787THE TAU'VA WILLS IT!
>>98145861>Big tits are uncDamn the rumors of zoomers all being fags are true.
They are more popular than eldar on rule34
>>98145778You can't make shit more appealing even if you sprinkle it with gold. It's still a turd.
>>98145861You mean that as you grow older you appreciate the mature female form more? Alert the presses anon.
>>98145778>How do we make the Tau more popular?Maybe focus on the cool mechsuits and samurai asthetics and avoid gooner shit.
>>98145778Open your wallets and out buy the Space Marine players.
>>98146075>avoid gooner shit.Do you want to kill the franchise?
>>98146090How do we convince a middle eastern oil prince to out buy marines in a way that makes gw thinks tau has exploded in popularity?
>>98145787
>>98146119Yes. GW should have shut down years ago. They are a clear case of having continued a good thing for so long it has lost what made it good. Now its basically the simpsons.
>>98146186But then how am I supposed to get my Tau milkies?
>>98146195I mean people draw fanart of stuff that's been long dead. Big blue titties won't go away. Honestly when something dies, and truly dies, the gooner shit is often the only thing that sustains it in the public memory. Not that 40k is gonna go away, it's more popular than ever, but still.
>>98145861>cover that shit upFuck off zoomer.
>>98145990No, you made that shit up on your own. I mean if you want a thing to be more popular you have to appeal to your audiences. For GW thats>pay pigs via Waaac and fomo So the pattern of a powerful codex to sell new models is a guarantee. Whatever coomer stuff you're on if your own fault.
>>98146279You mean 7th edition Tau which was the most hated version of Tau?People want Marines to win, their self inserts, not blueberry aliens.
>>98146306>7th edition lmaoI mean the same thing they've done since before you were born.
>>98146186>you should take my advice, I DO wish you ill but you would be doing the right thing according to my autistic beliefsI'll get right on that chief.
>>98145778Everyone forgets that the tau look like malnourished children, with the exception of the warrior clan who look like well-fed children.
>>98146121Theyre all cousins over there, so if you have an Arab friend just ask him to call.up through the family network. Youll.get one eventually
>>98145778Make a second Crisis Suit kit that's a slightly different style of mech but is completely compatible with the current Crisis Suit kit.
>>98146279GW's audience is whoever has money. Gooners have insane amounts of money.
>>98145778>How do we make the Tau more popular?By going back to what actually made Tau cool in the first place, being a more grounded approach to future warfare, emphasising a combined arms approach, autonomous drones, mid sized battlesuits used in a fire support role and mechanised and armoured assets supporting integrated infantry.
>>98145956Kill yourself ND
>>98145861Fucking retard
>>98145961They have become enslaved to the will of advertisers and credit card companies, and call it virtuous.
>>98145778This is just titty spam thread.They wouldn't be nearly as tedious if you fuckers got some new material instead of reposting the same shit again and again and again.
>>98150902They're not paying you for this you know.
>>98150986NTA, they don't have to. It's free because we hate how tedious you guys are. Get new material instead of the same pictures over and over. From that alone, we know it's the same nolife autistic guy.
>>98145787That artists line work is so terrible I thought it was AI for second
>>98151008A: theres only so many people drawing tau boobaB: appealing to the fictitious "we" in order to pretend to have legitimacy is weaksauce.
>>98150986I don't mind cheesecake threads and you guys aren't even in top 20 worst things that dwell on this board.It just gets boring seeing the same stuff all the time.
>>98150986Chink used to draw some fun stuff.
>>98151163Ah, those were the days
>>98151102Your face is weaksauce. You piece of lazy crap. There are tons of people drawing Tau smut on TwitterX. Plenty of it is gay, but it exists.
insider here, the kroot will rebel and eat all the tau and it will become the kroot empire
>>98145861>big tits are unc
>>98151929Flat's good too.
>>98152805
>How do we make the Tau more popular?1. Return to the more noble version of the Tau, it was literally their only defining feature that set them even remotely apart from the other factions. Not necessarily making them the "good guys" but they really severe hell-turn GW made them do after 8th was kinda stupid2. Dramatically increase the viability and amount of client races. They're supposed to be this grand coalition of races but the most effective way to play them is just T'au, give the other races more flavor and models3. Fucking give them something to do, them wandering around "expanding" is just nothing, the Plague Wars thing was alright but it just sort of ended4. Expand the Tau'va or cut it, stop waffling5. Make them hot girls with huge tits
>>98152869Best James can do is a man-faced bull dyke special character model who's a total girlboss (read: the reason something catastrophic goes wrong) in a novel, and copious amounts of more waffling for the rest of the faction.You know, I'd prefer if they either went more towards the naive new kids on the block who blindly stumble into things and try their best, not realizing just how terrible the galaxy is and their propaganda department writing off all of their failures as learning experiences. Daemons consumed a colony world? Or go full Ming the Merciless where the Ethereals rules with an iron fist over an empire of different people. Everyone's equal (Ethereals are just more equal) and all the aliens who don't like it suddenly disappear. Of course all filtered through their propaganda and philosophy of the Greater Good.
I hate Tau, but I understood they're incredibly well-liked by normgroids and redditors, surprised they wouldn't trot out another stupid mech for easy cash.
>>98145778Add Gue'vesa, and other auxillaries to give them more of a Covenant style union of various aliens.Also give them a serious win against the Imperium, something that the Imperium can't just brush off as not being important.
>>98145961>>98146215>>98151929>I'll bite this obvious bait because it reaffirms my hatred of the younger generation
In a weird way, it feels like the Tau end up devaluing a lot of the stuff in the setting, because they're supposed to be the 'weak faction' that the Imperium doesn't take seriously, so anything that the Imperium ends up throwing at the Tau suddenly becomes not very important.Titans? Supposedly rare. Gets thrown at Tau and blown up even in the most minor of conflicts against them.Space Marines? Also supposed to be rare, yet most conflicts against the Tau see the involvement of multiple chapters (including First Founding chapters) and entire chapters have been lost fighting them.Exterminatus? Supposed to be a rare method of last resort when a planet is truly lost forever, yet the Imperium has used it multiple times against the Tau.
>>98153865They've been accelerating with the timeline. They're one of the only factions that still innovates, so they're a more serious threat now then they were when they were released.The first time the Imperium interacted with them they were basically bovine monkeys, now look at them.You also can't really consider the presence of the first founding chapters, they're goddamn everywhere just because they're the one people recognize but the logistics of it never made sense. Basically add a zero or two to their chapter size if you want to be realistic about how often they show up.
>>98153865You're like 4 editions behind lil bro. Tau ARE taken seriously as a credible threat after throwing a few half-assed crusades at the problem only emboldened them
>>98153865Also if they couldn't stand up to space marines they wouldn't be on the tabletop, there would be a lore blurb about "The Tau Genocide" in some codex.I don't know where you got the impression that they were truly weak, it's more that they're not a "drop everything" threat like a hive fleet or waaagh.
>>98154035It's also meant to be a statement on the Imperium's hubris. They never expected the tau to be a credible threat and kept dismissing them until they were impossible to ignore. It's like that guy who kept trying to warn people of a massive horde of wild boars and everyone dismissed him as "being scared of a few pigs" until a massive horde of wild boars swept through the countryside destroying everything in their path.
>>98154035>I don't know where you got the impression that they were truly weakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R66Rqe_hrI
>>98154130I'm not watching your gay little loretuber. Use your own words.
