>"Hey DM. I want to play a cute female Tiefling"What do you do?
what cares, their characterif they're annoying boot them from your table
contrive every way possible to get them killed / raped violently
>>98159193"she is a chaotic good bard and makes music to cope with her infernal heritage"
Anal vore the player.>B-b-but you can't hecking an-Anal vore OP tooChurn them both into caca feces and then braAAAAAP!!!!! dispose them all over this caca feces thread.And then janny tranny will have to clean up my stinky feces diarrhea
>>98159192Okay, play a cute tiefling then
>>98159192I think about demon women and get so hard I pass out
>>98159192Burn the session zero tavern down
>>98159192"Okay, just don't be a fag about it."
>>98159192“I asked you ‘race AND class’ you fucking retard”
>>98159470did you not fucking hear me or something? >>98159219
>>98159192
>>98159513i regret to inform you that she canonically gets orc'd
>sure thing no problem
>>98159539She got orc´d, goblin´d, ogre´d, elf´d, drow´d, devil´d, fey´d and vampire´d too, doesnt mean she doesnt fuck human men regularly too. The only thing Tiefling girls dont fuck are shortstacks and tiefling "men".
>>98159192Tieflings arent a thing in 1e. So no.
>>98159192"No."
>>98159192Alright, here's the feature table. Take three or roll for one.
>>98159766>Tail: Fiendish>Horns: Vestigial>Other: AndrogynousCan I take Cloven Feet too?
>>98159822Hey, if you wanna take more, go for it. By the way, do you have any family in mind or do you want me to put something down?
>>98159722>tiefling "men".Tiefling men don't exist and never have. You can't even post a pic of one from when Tieflings were actually good.
>>98159766This is a better random tiefling table
>>98159192Sorry, Thieflins are banned.
>>98159192I agree, then shuffle through my papers to grab the Rape Minotaur stat block
Make it a cute and bratty anime demon girl, and we should be fine.
>>98160030>"oh no worries, I got my own one right here"
>>98159192ok but you have to ERP in private chat, not in the general channels
>>98159339Based as fuck analvore-sama, I kneel.
>>98162101What if my character has a Tiefling fetish
>>98162101But my fetish is imposing sexual situations and descriptions on other people without their consent. Don't yuck my yum.
>>98160003>>98159766I would accept either of these at my table. Both of them allow for futa tieflings, which is the only reason to play them.
>>98159192I would trust every single person in my group to play that character without making it weird or annoying. I'd find it weird if that was all there was to the character concept. Also the game we're currently playing doesn't have tieflings, so that character would have to wait for a different campaign.>>98159219I would also trust every single character in my group to play that without making it weird or annoying.
>>98159192>What do you do?I let him do it.
Why are demon girls so much hotter than angel girls? (no hell pun intended)
>>98159995Thats actually interesting. Besides Mollymauk, I don't really see other male Tieflings. Makes you wonder why.>>98162388I think its because their designs are allowed to be more creative than human with wings. Or perhaps its the allure of the forbidden.
>>98159192"We are playing friggin' Dogs in the Vineyard, anon">>98162388I wonder! Could it be because purity and chastitizing sinners is less hot than having fobridden sex? Maybe, but I'm not sure
Ask what color
Women jerk off to male tieflings all the time
>>98163236Women don't willingly have sexual contact with anyone for any reason except to extract resources for them. So no they don't.
>>98163496>Women don't willingly have sexual contact with anyone for any reason except to extract resources for them.So how does Hitachi stay in business?
>>98159192No tieflings in this setting, which you would know if you'd been paying any attention.
>>98159192"It's a sci-fi campaign but you can roll up a puazi if you want."
>>98163103Why are all your tieflings purple?
>>98163879They're siblings, aren't they?
>>98163496This belief always reveals more about the people who say it and their own experiences than anything else. In words, extreme skill issue.
>>98159192>fine, but she will experience baalbuddy elf levels of social rejection
>>98159192She gets bred by ogres
>>98159339Finally, some real GMing advice.
