The PCs' party just arrived back in town. What headlines do they overhear from the town criers as they go about their business?>Irongate Brewery Sells Mildly Cursed Beer>Beer made with hops taken from graveyard turns eyes harmlessly blood red, becoming fashionable among young nobles>Princess Leidoun Gives Birth to Snow White Calf!>All farmers with white bulls are to report to the palace.>High Wizard Bhaadgai Proposes New Adventuring Policy>"New taxes on treasure found in ruins could only benefit the country" he recommends>Witch Alcieng Finds Omen in Entrails>"Don't buy any travel rations this week," she warns, "you'll deeply regret it"
>Brothel prostitute turns out to be doppelganger>business increases threefold
>>98163127>Does ham hock pie give YOU warts?>Our investigative fishwife has an exclusive tapestry TONIGHT at evensong
Oyez, oyez! Several zombie tribes have unified into a single nation! The only thing more infectious than their bites is their anthem!
>>98163360I fucking love Kerncraft 4000
>>98163127>Extra! Extra!>Local faggot still hasn't worked on his art!
>>98163127>Goddess of Divination Rebrands Herself as Goddess of Gambling>Devotees can now place bets directly at her temples for convenience
GOBLINS APOLOGIZE FOR DEMANDING EQUAL TREATMENT>"we forgot we were short, stupid, ugly and lazy."
>>98163587Have you stopped sucking cock yet?
>>98163127>Massive Dungeon Discovered Inside Local Dragon>Dragon extends invitation to all to enter through its mouth and seek the treasures inside.
>>98163127Gnome-Human relations deemed illegal by High Court>"Someone was bound to get hurt," High Judge declared.>Olive Oil Guild and Step Ladder Guild are protesting the decision.
>>98163673The answer to that question is the same as to whether you've worked on your art. And it's no. I'm still sucking big cock and you're still not working on it.
>>98163673Always ignore the woyafag.
>>98163661In a world with divination magic there would be no gambling.
>>98163127Work on your art, you retarded piece of shit. No skill, no talent.
>>98163127WOYAOYA
>>98163127Small Band of Children Seen Wandering Around with a Baby UnicornPresumed Highly Dangerous
>In foreign news, the High King of Elves has once more denied his participation in the fifth kinslaying>The resurfacing of these accusations comes an a most inconvenient time, as the high king is about to undertake a state visit to realm of the Dwarves
>Local man invents Atheism, a total rejection of the Gods>Local Gods invent Oh-wow-fuck-that-guy-in-particular-ism, a total rejection of that guy
>>98163587>village idiot still seething about losing the banner contest
>>98164784Once I had my party attacked by a "throng of children" because i wanted to see if they would just kill them. Fuck I love DMing.
>>98163127Traditional games?
>>98164309I've never claimed to be an artist, but you're still a gayfag.
>>98166504The woyafag does this every time, just ignore him
>>98163127>Pumpkin Growing Contest Corrupted by Evil Druid>Giant pumpkin beasts now dominate the fair grounds, vomiting vines everywhere
>>98164415not if the divination gives provable outcomes rather than certainties, hence permitting free will
