Hi I'm Vince and today I'm going to show you how to paint a lady model purple. Let's get to it.
Welcome to Goober Town hobbies.My name is Brent.Today we will take a DIY deep dive and explore how to make realistic flowing 28mm scale hair for your warhammer 40k miniatures using the real hairs from kidnapped hookers and escorts…
>>98174583Based. The wood and rocks I base with are actual wood and rocks.
post his fucking bikers already
>>98174583i enjoy the brent serial killer posting but i came across this guy the other day and immediately felt sick. niche crafts if anyone wants to gaze into the abyss. if this guy isn't outed as a chomo within the next 5 years i'll cut my dick off and eat it on livestream
>>98174665>i'll cut my dick off and eat it on livestreamChasing the trend of the decade, I see.
This hobby truly attracts some weirdos.
>>98174516>fixes your ushoranHeh, you're welcome kid
>>98174516>Vince>his wife bullied Miniac on stream recalling years of wedgies>poor boy seemed scared>pretty obvious who wears the trousers in that houseJust mad that this nigga told me to get an airbrush and I hate it. I really do. Why do people act like priming with a brush is like making love to Vince's wife while wearing a diving bell? >>98174583Goober: straight up has killed and will kill again>>98174665He's just from w different timeline where Italy somehow came out on top in WW2.>>98174822I'd love to be a non spaz painter but I no longer have the dexterity or brains but I foooking hate that GW style of edge highlighting everything back to white. 90% of it is just applying the paint smoothly and neatly. Washing and drybrushing for dessert but control that shit.
>>98174583He is just an orgochemist, they are all like that. Chemistry grad degrees require autism and drive you to kill hookers as stress relief
>>98174665mfw
Hi im Trovarion..Fuck Games Workshop
>>98174516>Hits vape>*Snap crackle* while co-host is talking >Admires his own sick pull from robo cock>>98174917>pretty obvious who wears the trousers in that houseThat bitch busted into his stream twice first to show off some new puppy they had and the second time to hen peck him on the premise that the puppy wanted to see daddy or some shit. Fucking bitch Vince should have clocked her.
Youtube has shown me that skill is tied to looks, the better painters all have good looks, or atleast chad jaws. Literally the better you look the better your painting. The fat soys all are mid tier talent wise
>>98175443he's a cuck for GW, or better, he has to keep being a cuck for them because all of his viewers want GW content.
>Hello step-bro, are you ready for your paint water drinking JOI session? Maybe you'll finally be able to "post minis" in /40kg/ when I'm done with you.
>>98175498vince is strangely handsome, his jaw line got a lot better in the last couple years. Tesla-lookin ass.
Hi I'm Midwinter Minis, welcome to my channel! I hate my wife and kids.
Hi guys I'm the Painting Coach, today I'll show you absolutely dog-shit paint job that took me 15 minutes and the barest minimum of effort to justify getting truck loads of free stuff from GW
>>98175443OH MY GAWD AMAZING IM JOINING HIS PATREON
Warhipster here and oh boy we have a good one today - 30 termagaunts painted in a contrast+ style!
>>98175853Based this man lifts
>>98174516LET US GET TO THE TECHNIQUE IN THE VINCEY-VEE STYLE
Grimdark Compendium here, let me show you how to use the same techniques as the last 50 videos! Make sure to become a member to get the other half of my videos in case you need more examples!
>>98176603He had a good tutorial that I intended to follow but he fucking deleted it and paywalled it later
>>98176663That sucks but how complicated could it really have been? You can grasp the fundamentals after a handful of videos, and if you don't follow the recipe to the letter it's more creative anyway.
is there a single good warhammer youtube channel>talks about the game or hobby>doesnt talk about politics>not a sloptuber>not a shill
>>98175722I don't think he would be painting ratwomen nipples if his hair didn't fall out
>>98177572Honestly, Vince is pretty good. He doesn't generally do basedface thumbnails and he gets to business pretty quick.
Vince is probably the best that constantly updates MarcoFrisoniNJM was good tooBut most the good guys like mendedbrushstudio with long insightful and helpful videos disappear, I assume the time editing gets in the way of the fun of painting to they petter out.
>>98177576david soper unironically rocks this look with a hair piece
>>98177576going completely bald shaven would also be an improvement - but since he is married, why would he care
>>98176603grimdark paintjobs look like fucking dogshit
>>98174516Greetings chromatic warriors. I am a 10 time Golden Demon winner, but I am too autistic to effectively edit a video showing how I do things.
>>98175853Kind of based. Almost zased, even
>>98174583Looks like Tranny Conan O'Brien
>>98179184I don't get the appeal, his work sucks DESU. Like when vince looks up to him, bruh its over cluttered mess, vince yourstuff present better
>>98179210I dunno man. His work is pretty bananas.
G'day dogcunt pissers. Tyrone's got the sheila off me fackin' back for a bit so tahday Oi'll be showin' yew how tah paint classic metal Skaven... uh, again. Let's get into it.
>Pa-Chow
I'm glad I blocked all these channels.
>>98179470>In this video I'm going to give you 500x the lethal dose of reddit in one setting. Look at my revolting beard and listen to my soothing, constantly apologizing and equivocating voice. At the end, don't forget to sign up for the raffle to fuck my wife.
>>98174583Now that I think of it, I don't think this guy has uploaded a video in like 6+ months. Maybe one of his victims turned the tables on him.
Post Vince wife for rating purposesDo you think he paints her too?
>>98177572Angel Giraldez is technically a shill but his tutorials are genuinely good.
>>98179505>sign up for the raffle to fuck my wife.Is she hot
>>98179270Looks muddy and over worked to me. Wappel has better blends and vince has better contrast and readability. It just does nothing for me at all
>>98179597She looks like a millennial HR lady
>>98174665>I laid eyes upon the Italianoid breed and immediately my stomach turned from nausea due to the precise combination of his ethnic features and the queer cadence of his vocabulary.>Ahh help me niggerman I'm going insaaaaaneeee...
>>98175933I rate Squidmar. They're a bit pretentious sometimes, and they do the annoying thumbnail and title clickbait shit, but credit to them they're both good painters, and they push the boat on kitbashing and modeling.>>98177572I'm fond of 'In Azure Clad' 'Maybug games' and 'Night Shift', to avoid posting ones already mentioned in thread.
Hi I'm Louise from Rogue Hobbies, today my voiceover will mostly consist of me apologizing or caveating any opinions I share to try not offend anyone!
what about this tranny? for some reason the algorithm keeps pushing him
>>98177615i said no shills
>>98181213tranny attention whore found out hateslop gets clicks and is desperate to be plastered on the feed rather than make worthwhile content. instant block from me
>>98175779>starts cheating On his first gf with heir editor>then divorces her>Then he gets twins with her>tried to have a 40K game with Fuckin' Henry Cavill>later he tires to do some dogshit app>Gets raided by redditors because he dared to use AII wonder if he is actually really Autistic
>>98181186>Still catches crap because her landlord husband playground bullied a diminutive tenantCursed
>>98177572Infernal BrushPh3lan miniaturesDarcy Bono CreationsGitGud PaintingDusk Til Dawn MiniaturesRichard GreyForge of SolusPainting BigAnd vince of course.
>>98179470this guy is fucking terrible. He just talks the entire video and shows like no footage of what he's doing.
>>98181213Literally fucked Discourse after UKGE 3 years ago when they were staying in some run down part of town with a friend. Offered to let her stay at my much nicer hotel, which is funny because Ilive near the venue and had to quickly book something and pack an overight bag lolGreat strategy to bed a Youtuber, especially one you aren't sure you want your flatmates knowing about.Next year I'll try the hotel routine on Mira Manga. Anyway Mary takes dick like she needs it to live but took ages to get her off. Probably SSRIs, idk maybe that's just Drukhari players? Would creampie again
>>98181403>her
>>98181416Anything I fuck is a girl now
Hey guys, Jay from EonsOfBattle here, today I will give you a close up look at my disgusting dirty fingers with unclipped nails which massaged my boyfriend's prostate just hours earlier!
>>98174516He's an unironic tranny chaser
>>98181403>she>herEven if you're a faggot I have no idea how you got it up for that disgusting fat ugly tranny my nigga. He looks like Linkara.
>hi guys is biwwl>i'm totally not actually despressed its just an act lol i used to travel the world as a cameraman now im in me loft haha
>>98181421You are not Yujiro Hanma.
>>98181421You fucked a fat ugly man in the ass. You're gay.
>>98181470God knows I've tried watching his content because he seems as autistic as me, but him sounding like a literal Ashley, his nails and the fact that I can smell him from my living room really makes me hate him with passion.>>98177572I'm surprised nobody has mentioned him, but Duncan is and always will be the OG painting channel. My painting level has increased over the years but I keep watching his content just because of how chill he is. He's like the bob ross of miniature painting
>>98177572Eric's Hobby Workshop is the gold standard. Everyone else is a faggot. >>98179350 is just barely tolerable.
>>98175443>I love Warhammer. Fuck nu-GWThis is a perfectly valid sentiment. Still not paypigging his paytch
>>98179350this guy looks like he's one bad day away from shooting up his local kindergarten
>>98182053I'll put a plug in for Cult of Paint. Youtube channel for Andy Wardle (giga golden demon winner) and Henry Steele. Henry in particular is an extremely good pair of talking hands. And their work is of course top notch.
Anyone watch Minisodes and Miniscape? Not the best painters but they talk about older editions and seem to have genuine fun with the hobby
>>98181361Solid list
>>98182353hell yeah, cult of paint is absolutely rock solid painting and no nonsense.
>>98181213I've seen some extremely ugly Irish women before so there's like a 30% chance this is just a foul looking woman.
>>98181403SSRI can kill your libido. Mine's pretty high and a while ago I took antidepresants for a month and didn't jack off for like 3 weeks. Now, since you took one for the team, what's under there? A boipussy? An actual pussy? A fake one? I'm morbidly curious.
>>98177572I sometimes like poorhammer for background noise.
>>98182425I do and was very confused at first when youtube started putting them in my recs because I thought they were the same channel for a little while.
>>98184904SAME. Theyre both brits, both cover the same type of stuff, and have super similar styles. I didnt figure it out until I watched a video where they play against each other lol
Hey there its Tabletop Time! Today we will be making a call to action for our latest fundraiser. The aussie Art Attacks guy made this vanity studio sized channel and we can't pay everyone!
>>98174516Vince is based. I've learned much from him, and his mixture for gold is the best I've ever used. He ranks high in my pantheon of model painter channels.
>>98177572Juan HidalgoThe Painted TopherDuncan RhodesThere are a few that still hold the line and stick to painting without the politicizing.
Hey guys let's fart about for 20 minutes also there's a section of this video where I have a nap because I'm so crazy
>>98185792It's time to pay the rent...
This thread thinking Goobertown looks like a serial killer, Vince is handsome, and Discourse Minis is too negative towards GW (instead of being in perfect opinion-lockstep with 4chud) is a testament to the truth-obscuring consequences of autism, and its associated face-blindness.
>>98185677>Hey everyone, I'm back from paternity leave and I'd like to thank my team for keeping things going in my absence by firing every single one of them.
>>98186122I love how shameless he is, it's amazing
>>98185742>Juan Hidalgo>apoliticalNigga that guy is an unironic Spanish communist, he had several melties over Arch and Chudhammer
>>98186188Does it matter if the closest he comes to voicing political opinions in his actual videos is hating blue? Maybe he's bolder about it with his paypiggies and on social media, but that's not my problem.
For me it's Da Red Wunz Go Fasta, seems like a genuinely nice bloke, although I think he's getting burnt out of the hobby
>>98175540It's really weird how the fact she did literal "transmommy makes you drink her piss" type porn stuff is just, never brought up outside of here. And it's not like using a different name stops search engines from throwing up both if you have safesearch off, literal kids looking for painting tips could find that shit.
>>98177572I don't recall Sonic Sledgehammer saying anything a reasonable person would object to.
>>98185847Found the mind broken leftist who can't comprehend differing opinions
>>98177864It's a hair system, thank you.
>>98186305You know google search results are personalized right?
>>98186424Actually no they aren't, not if you aren't a drooling retard who understand basic opsec like using different notrack search engines that just tap google's basic search algo, browser or device-segregated activity, adblocking, cookie blocking etc. I watch my degenerate tranny porn on a completely different computer to the one I use for general and hobby use.You can plug her "safe" into search on a completely clean computer and it will still occasionally throw up stuff with her porn name associated if you have safesearch off because it's impossible to completely segregate the two identities from a global Panopticon that sees every online discussion where the two are mentioned together.
>>98186504*"safe" name
>>98182425I enjoy them. They seem like good lads who just want to have a good time.
>>98186129>>98186122>>98185677And the latest video since then it's just an ad for their kickstarter. They seem to like making minis so, if YouTube is not making them enough money why not pivot to just making the minis. They woud save tons of time and resources by removing the overhead associated with video production.
>>98181470Hey might be a cringy, unwashed faggot but of all the painting youtubers he seems like the one that would be fun to have as a gaming buddy. I like his brand of autism.
>>98186925Yeah he is just genuinely super enthusiastic about it. He's the Big Gay Al of warhammer.
>>98186968>>98186925As some other anon already said, I guarantee his dungeon must reek of dick cheese and piss
>>98186266I went to one of his painting courses, had lunch with other people and him the first day. Made a couple of remarks about how we should be paying for his meal since the course was so good. Second day I decided to drive home to have lunch instead because everyone kept sperging about painting and it was a bit too much for me. Some other guy actually paid for his meal and kept joking about how easy it was to convince him.I was in a whatsapp groupchat with him and some other people because of the course and the dude is fucking insufferable. He kept on criticizing every other youtuber for no reason at all. He blatantly admits that he resells everything GW sends to him to close friends and actually makes good money out of it. Don't care about that part, which mainly is GW's issue, just tells you how big of a cunt he is.And goddammit he should floss
>>98175779I successfully blocked and filtered this guy from my feed after his cringe "historical wargame = nazis??"-video.I will not thank you for reminding me of his existence.
>>98181213Strong candidate for most meaningless channel on all of YT.
>>98187035>I guarantee his dungeon must reek of dick cheese and piss
>>98187035Absolutely. But he is fun to watch, because he is a genuine hobbyist who actually plays games. Others mentioned itt are either just boring, or super cringe, or just fake. Or all 3 combined. Sonic Sledgehammer is 10/10, and i would rate him lower if he showed his face more often, and Jay/EoB is a solid 8/10.
The Joshua Weissman of mini painters
>>98187772>or just fakeHe's definitely not fake. He is unquestionably an alpha-nerd very into the hobby.
>>98187988Horrible shill. Nonstop basedface everywhere. Unwatchable.He is also a dead ringer for the zoomer meme.
Hi. My name is Scott, the Miniature Maniac, and I accidentally made a career our of a hobby I absolutely hate. I don't have the courage do anything about it because it's public-facing.
>>98181186I want to lick her funky teeth
>>98185823Honest Wargamer, pic related for his actions.Externally still says capitalism/landlords are evil etc
>>98177572Pancreasnowork
I really like Paul Stanley. His hands start shaking halfway through the second kitbash and he looks to be in a very fragile mental state but he has good taste and clearly has a lot of talent and knowledge. He also doesnt do any of that faggy youtuber shit with intro's and stuff.
>>98174516Nellop gang where you at?
>>98181470I hate the fake "Wholesome" persona this swarthoid presents himself as, he outright lied about lore to justify fem-marines.
Hmmmm....Looking at this thread, I think I am onto somethingIf I made a games-channels that-- wasn't gay-- wasn't redditand generally just focused on how to make the hobby better instead of justshilling wet palettes and paint brands, would I be a good watch?I am not an amazing charismatic, but I am also no chud.On the downside, I don't touch on GW, so I will probably get swarmed off theinternet....
>>98181371don't forget he's clueless, and defended hobby tourism.
>>98177572Apathetic Fish
>>98190378You'd need to be a good painter too, or have some kind of special hook ("I'm a kitbasher!" or whatever the fuck).
>>98187988complete cancerI have no idea how in the fuck this man won anything at Golden Demon with that wack-ass basic-bitch dioramagot shat on this year though, and with good reason
>>98189592I like his long videos and have sympathy for his mental state but he just needs to own it. No apologizing or lamenting. If you didn't feel like doing a video this week or dropping your miniature ruined the day no need to press on bro.
>>98174516Just watch Henry and be happyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEU38NDR-0E
>>98182353Thanks for the rec, I like em
>>98190378Completely lost cause. Painters associated with Reaper and Dark Sword have youtube channels and they're 3view.Your success on youtube is decided by first, entertainment value, second, clickbait advertisement trendslop, distant third is your actual skill.
>>98190317i really wanted to like the guy but he feels barely better than a tourist, the guy said he started around 8th edition and doesn't seem that knowledgeable about the hobby/tabletop side of it.
The best one is drip minisSteel panther style hair metal narration of painting
>>98190634Doing a stupid gimmick voice is even worse than being an algorithm chasing fag.
Trovarion is a nice guy, I messaged him on IG about airbrushes and he replied with an in-depth answer, even though I don't subscribe to his patreon.
>>98190635I like steel panther if I get miniature themed parody songs i'm happy eat a dick
>>98190317>>98190569>obnoxious editing style>says he started in 8th edition>playes SM>has that armoured head avatar like he is still in era of sceptics>likes GamzaHe could be good if it wasn't so clear he is an edgy zoomer who pretends to be in the old head. "Not like the other girls" bs. I don't care abaut most of his weirdo takes on canon but "books aren't canon only codexes are", even tho Eye of Terror codex used an exerpt from "Malleus".He is bassicaly SyntheticMan of /tg/ but with less futa loving and sucking dildos
>>98190414disgusting accent
>>98190513>>98190378This.If you dont do video titles like "ITS OVER FOR GW" regularly, you can't compete, and the algorythm will actively fuck you.
>>98190569He's the only guy I can think of who dislikes the current state of things but isn't a massive degenerate like arch
>>98190378>On the downside, I don't touch on GWDon't bother then
No mention of Mediocre Hobbies who is blaming brexit for no free review copy of 11th.Maybe he shouldn't have been selling his free stuff on Facebook?
>>98190317For me, it's Asmogan and Pontius
Sometimes I think about starting a hobby channel because I fancy myself being a competent painter and it feels like every channel with at least 100 subs gets free stuff from somebody
>>98177572>surprised there isn’t a single goytuber that peddles this slop that isn’t subhuman tierFrom GW to you, peddled by the most brainless hacks to a similarly unendowed consumer base
>>98177864>>98186395How do you guys even spot that? Am I an absolute naive brainlet or missing something here?
>Check out my paint scheme guys>you'll need at least 3 separate paints and a chemistry degree to paint it like I did
>>98190779As someone who got into "insta" this last couple of years and now have several big companies and designers and such following me, I wish this was the case.
>>98191111have you reached out to them and asked if they're interested in sponsoring some of your content? please don't tell me that you saw they followed you and you're playing coy and waiting for them to make the first move. in an economy that is as utterly shameless as online content creation you are going to need to get over yourself and get down into the slop pit with the rest of them
>>98190779I'm not trying to talk you out of it, but if "free stuff" is your main motivator, i guess it will show. Being a good painter alone wont make your channel successful either, you need at least somewhat of an entertaining personality.
>>98177576>ratwomenwhut, they were just for breeding canonically
>>98177576>The, uh, bussin technomogger that is Vincey V...
>>98188713What's this story? Where can I read more about Rob's landlord antics.
>Hey guys its the terrain tutor okay, Im just going to drop the best terrain making video series
>>98191544https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97192082/#97192082>>98191548poor Mel I just feel bad for the bloke
>>98175498Explain ninjon getting good at painting
>>98179210Retard opinion
>>98182031>OGNo
>>98187458He looks like he wears a small hat
>>98182425Both of them are awesome channels, I love them. Although honestly I can't remember which is which from just the name. Their second edition battle reports are fantastic though.
>>98184646I really like poorhammer but eric doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about more than half the time. It's ok because he seems like a cool guy, but he's always saying something like "FUCK space marines, they're the most boring shit ever and I hate bolters, anyway, when are my beloved grey knights getting an update?"
>>98188362I saw this dude at a Trader Joe’s in a northwest Minneapolis suburb.
>>98191644They're also newfags who don't know about anything older than 9th edition, so they think 40gay has always been shit
>>98191873>MinneapolisAn embarrassment to the Midwestern Empire.
>>98179350I really like his videos and oldhammer is inherently based
God I hate every single one of these faggots, all my favorite hobbyists have been pushed out of the space because of them and their clickbait algorithm shite. FUCK YOU
>>98191644>>98191878Yeah, they both play dressed up space marines yet 'despise' them. Pretty much can't go without a video about them being bitched about.
Vince is one of the few good actual content creators. For the most part I prefer watching professional painters who sometimes make content though rather than the other way around.
>>98191544I build houses for a living, and nothing made me hate the poor more than dealing with renters and social housing.They really do not deserve to be housed the amount of retarded shit they do always makes me wonder if they are evil or just retarded.From modifying the water heater causing a gas leak that we detected by pure chance the same day. Bitching about mold in the bathroom after a month, but the retards refuse to open a window and disconnect the extractor fan because it made noise. Complaining that their kitchen is dirty and finding out that it is dirty because they do not clean it.Some idiot made a fucking camp fire in the living room because they do not know how to operate a kitchen. Resulting in half a building burning down. Had happen to us more than once in different countries where some guy just leaves and instead of just leaving they go out of their way to destroy everything. Oddest thing? They where up to date on rent.Then they wonder why prices keep going up or why landlords ask for some many things before someone rents. We also have political retards that keep asking for higher requirements for constructions along with even more retarded permits, and they act confused as to why houses keep getting more expensive.I really want to build something better, but this mother fuckers go out of their way to make impossible.
>>98174516Hi I am Chrono and I am the only guy in 40K who reads novels and rulebooks and doesn't just read Wikis.I am also a fucking Jeet. Ok but he is seriously good. His voice isn't irritating and I wouldn't guess he was Indian if he didn't tell on one of the vids. Really good accent. Also I aprecieate the fact he doesn't try to make some sitty jokes or fast editing. Plus his avatar ain't a Space Marine so he is better than Most of Warhammer youtubers. Honestly His vids are solid for a background noise.
For me it's Dr Faust's Painting Clinic.
>>98188738>Pancreasnowork>talks about game or hobbyYou had one job anon
>>98187988>>98188362Both of these guys are fucking wankers.
>>98192096I didn't watch their stuff, but I thought they were the same person for a pretty long time.
>>98192025>I build houses for a livingStopped there, opinion immediately invalidated. Stop building shit estates out of twigs and papier mache boards on foundations sinking into bogs you couldn't be bothered to drain with no schools, no doctors, no buses, and no community space beyond the cheapest shittiest "playground"(a two car parking space's worth of tarmac patch with a swingset that started rusting before you even installed it - with half the required number of bolts) and then maybe, *maybe* the opinion of some dipshit tradie/MBA faggot trying to use public money for affordable housing to prop up their failing business will be worth listening to on any subject.Until then you're as bad as the landlords, cheapass spiritual Jews the lot of you.
>>98192025>I really want to build something better, but this mother fuckers go out of their way to make impossible.
Hello guys! Welcome back to Not Just Mecha.Today I will use color theory, words like value sketches and illustrational, to paint 10 guys in 6 hours that will look better than what you will be able to paint in 60. Also oil paints.
>>98191571That was one hell of a readHoly KEK
>>98192834This guy is one of the best examples I know of how valuable is working from first príncipes. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s an engineer or scientists turned painter
>>98192486You know that the problem with suburbs in the US is due to how zoning laws work and not the builders, right? Or are you as retarded as the city councils planning those neighborhoods?
>>98179470God, what a blessed thread.
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>>98193118The man is walking, breathing wall of reddit text. The embodiment of the emasculated liberal male afraid to have an opinion.
>>98181213God I forgot I even saved this.
>>98192834I enjoy some of his videos, but a lot of the time they feel "draw the rest of the fucking owl" tier.
>>98177572Anvil of Doom is my favorite channel. >Fantasy>old hammer>kit bash>paints with brushes>uses his own art for videosPure kino
>>98174516This fucker made ONE video about The Old World, said he was excited to do more, and then never touched anything outside of AoS ever again.
>>98194294He did Cathay and tomb kings.
>>98191098>three separate paintscheck>chemistry degreecheckworks on my machine
