>You want to play an male orc (or whatever other race)>GM says that you have to play a woman, because in his setting, that race is a monstergirl raceHow would you react?
Point him to the nearest trans polycule cause that's the closest thing he'll ever get to sucking orc futanari dick
>>98178480oh ok, here's my second choice>that one's fetish is - well how about list me the ones who don't have fetishes and i'll make a character from there>...none of them aren-ah. well sucks to suck i guess, see you next session
>>98178480*Crack my knuckles, but with a big, friendly, benevolent smile on my face* Fine, I will play a male human fighter who essentially looks and behaves like a male orc. Said character would obviously be drowning in monstergirl orc pussy. I get to be my jock self, the DM gets to satisfy his loser nerd fantasies and mantain control of his table without getting humiliated in front of everyone, both of us mantain creative control. Everyone's happy. Is the DM going to accept this compromise, or he's just going to spitefully ruin my day regardless and get drowned in a toilet for his trouble?
>>98178521>gets dominated in front of the group>agrees to come back next timethats interesting anon
>>98178480You just want a orcifu thread.
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>>98178480"If I wanted fetishes in my make-believe I'd visit a witch doctor."
>>98178480"Okay but she's still going to have a massive, musky 18-inch cock she calls her Grond."
>>>/lgbt/
>>98178480Bumpfag General
>>98178480Traditional games?
>>98180077The guy who has posted the "beastgirl rape wat do?" threads over a hundred times is trying to change his approach so he seems like obvious.
>>98178480Subtly add greater amounts of ammonia into his drink over the course of the session
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>>98178480Leave. I don't want to see whatever that dude has in store for me.
>>98178480Aight human male it is then. If theres only Orc women who knows what other races are female only. Sorry DM that I like playing male characters who are usually a mercenary or a stoic
>>98178521What if my fetish is adult women happily married with children? Are humans a fetish race now? Are you entering my magical realm if the PCs are invited to attend the princess' marriage to a petty king from a foreign realm?
>>98178480I throw him to the ground and stamp on his face until it caves in.
>>98178480Can I play a buff orc girl with a fat cock and hairy balls?
>>98178480reminds me of a guy whose setting had elves as a female only race, but they were all futas with horse cocksit's an obvious trap and the GM wants us players to walk into his fantasy realm, so I walk out
>>98178480>sinking to the level of being a mere playerNever
>>98183918And?Yes.Yes.
>>98178480>How would you react?I can hear his words, but they mean nothing to me. Silk caressing an absent mind. Beneath it, all I can hear is the signal. The promise that moor me towards creating more vessels for us, to be whole, to be one. As he looks at me, expectantly, I leap from my seat at the table, piercing his torso with what used to be my hands, now blessed with sharp bone and exquisite divine violence. He screams, pointlessly. A final desperate yawp before becoming the proto-form of what he should be. Of what we all should be. His corpse slides off my appendages when I am done, a wet thump punctuating his question. I cannot remember what it was, but I do remember what the answer is:They are coming. They are hungry.
