Soo the 100men v Gorilla debate is still unsolved after years... global consensus is basically agreeing Gorilla winds 9/10 because 1shotting humans (there are computer simulations)...I'm thinking DND can finally solve it though! So DND has the Gorilla... but then he fights 100 Lv1 Human Warriors no armor no weapons just naked and fists...I think Gorilla still wins because he 1shots anyone, what do you think?
>>98185459I think you should kill yourself.
>>98185459the action economy dictates the humans win.
>>98185459Humans win, its not even a question, gorilla is gonna get tired relatively quickly and then its just a slow and laborious process of killing it with kicks or suffocation, assuming all parties fight with bare hands>But men will run away after a few die!Well if we are taking morale into account them gorilla will just run away from a 100 slightly smaller apes hooting and hollering at it
>>98185459One, a gorilla is going to gas itself before it's even 15% of the way through the fight. Two, every dead man is a source of fractured bones that can be used to stab the gorilla. Three, it only takes one guy successfully jumping on it's back and poking it's eyes out to end the fight completely. The gorilla never stood a chance.
>>981854591. It was solved years ago. Humans win after some casualties, because Gorillas aren't built for endurance and humans are really good at cooperative fighting.2. Anyone who's trying to get 100 guys to jump a gorilla will reliably not be among the first wave, and should be kept from a leadership position. If necessary by violence.
>>98185758Why would a gorilla gas itself? Why is the gorilla allowed access to chemical weapons, but humans aren't allowed even armour? That seems unfair.
>>98185470>>98185758>>98185767There are no recorded Cases of the Gorilla actually killing a human?https://futurism.com/humans-killed-by-gorillas
>>98185459Retard zoomer thinking things work like a video game. Humans were hurting mammoths with pointy sticks.
>>98185884These Humans have no pointy sticks only feet + fists...
>>98185893They're going to use their feet to walk around looking for sticks, and then they'll use their hands to make those sticks pointy.
>>98185900There are no sticks in the whiteroom
>>98185459>global consensus is basically agreeing Gorilla winds 9/10 because 1shotting humans
>2 regiment blocks of humans vs 1 gorillaThe 100 humans just have to form a big blob and the Gorilla is done for.
>>98185459Nobody who thinks the gorilla would win has been in a fight or done any real physical exertion in their life. Fucking going up stairs at full speed can wipe you out shockingly fast. You have to construct the most absurdly unrealistic scenario just to get the gorilla not to straight up fucking run away the second 100 dudes are running at it.
>>98193283I remember one guy saying you only need about 5 guys to do in a gorilla by making it run and chase until it collapses from exhaustion.
>>98186089Nature is not a white room, so the simulation is pointless, as it is not a useful model for reality, and cannot even be used as simulated data.
>>98185865There are way more recorded cases of humans killing gorillas, being that we hunted them to near extinction.
>>98185791gorillas have access to chemical weapons as a racial feature
>>98193679they deserved the buff desu. otherwise there's no reason to not just run chimpanzees
>>98193283>>98193302it takes about 5 indians to subdue and rape a full grown female orangutan so I'd believe this
