>Mr Robot
>Groucho
>Agent 4'7

>>98194368
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>98195717
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"Where is the horse and the rider?
Where is the horn that was blowing?
They have passed like rain on the mountains,
like wind in the meadow."

Adam is a charisma paradox. Everyone he meets loves him as much as they hate him. He's equal parts magnetic personality and utterly insufferable. How do you stat that?

>>98199085
sympathy spell + very low CHA

Wizard, Rogue, Barbarian.

>>98194368
Played out. Didn’t this phenotype die out like 8 years ago?

>>98194368
>that pic
>that text
>at this time of the year
>on this board
Gonna go ahead and guess it’s a full faggot party

Incredible how Nick Mullen might actually be the funniest guy alive and yet has had the least success of these guys. Stav's stand up is low effort fat guy comedy and Adam is an internet meme parasite. Their net contributions to Nick's show were a laugh track and being a bitch, but they both went on to greater things and he vanished.

R.I.P. Speak a little fucking Chinese for them, Derek.

>>98201744
all he did was just repeat shit he read on /pol/ but since the audience was 90% basedboy redditors it seemed really original to them. adam is probably the funniest one, which is saying something since hes not funny at all.

>>98201840
>all he did was just repeat shit he read on /pol/
retard

>entire bit is pretending to say the word nigger but never actually having the balls to say it
whoa a comedic genius who would for sure be your friend in real life and not hate you

>>98201744
who?

I met someone... I think she's good for me.

>>98201886
They literally said it multiple times.

>>98201744
What made him the funniest also made him the least commercially viable.

>>98194368
>Jumped off a bridge due to syphilis-induced schizophrenia
>Two gunshots to the back of the head, ruled a suicide.
>Untreated diabetes

>>98199363
>didn't this phenotype troon out like 8 years ago

>>98199085
Adam is just regular charismatic and charming by real world standards. Our idea of Adam comes from Nick seeing through a lot of his persona and how attention seeking and conceited and vain it is at times. He throws Adam off balance and puts little things he's doing under a spotlight in a way that doesn't happen 99.99 percent of the time. So when people actually meet him they're surprised he's just an easy to talk to charming guy.

A good example is the whole Cool Adam bit. Until Nick starts doing it Adams whole posture would never be remarked on or taken apart and would basically go over exactly how he wants it to almost 100 percent of the time.