>As you descend into the tomb, you find a menagerie of monsters patrolling it's treacherous halls. You have entered the dungeon, and will soon face the dragon.>To obfuscate your undead nature from the public, in an age of security cameras and cell phones, it is necessary that all vampires take up the masquerade.>After countless days wandering the dangerous jungles, on the verge of being taken by starvation and thirst sooner than any monster, you finally uncover the path and may now officially declare yourself a pathfinder.>Everything done within the net - the "cyber" world if you will - is likely to have you attacked by a myriad of crooks, thieves, and punks. These so-called 'cyber punks' are by far the worst among them.>Your guardian Arvid has finally escorted you to the dark fortress. On the verge of death at the hands of the disease which has scorned him for the entire month of your journey, and unable to speak outside of his native tongue, he is only able to point up meekly towards the blackened walls and declare "Mork borg..."
>>98194898>>Everything done within the net - the "cyber" world if you will - is likely to have you attacked by a myriad of crooks, thieves, and punks. These so-called 'cyber punks' are by far the worst among them.>These are their storiesDUN Dun
>>98194898Put me in the screenshot xdHello internetz!
>>98194898Holy mother of ESL this post.>it's treacherous hallsThat's "its".>After countless days wandering the dangerous jungles, on the verge of being taken by starvation and thirstWhoever died of thirst in a jungle? You know why they're called "rainforests" right?>On the verge of death at the hands of the disease which has scorned him for the entire month of your journeyIf he was "scorned" by disease that should mean he was not diseased.
>"What in kerensky's name is that?" the star commander cried over the comms. A battered machine had stepped out from behind a ruined building, scorched with old laser-wounds and carrying a crude steel club, barely carrying a blunt edge. "some kind of logging device?">"not industial" came the reply over the open comms. "this is battle tech">>98195015>Whoever died of thirst in a jungle?probably a lot of people. unpotable water is a serious threat anywhere, and dehydration is the ultimate mechanism of death from dysentery
>>98194898Good job anon. You nailed them! Can't wait to see what >>98195015 comes up with.
>>98195015>Young cunt insists that we adopt his modernised spelling conventionsIt's was the all the rage for possession until the bad ideas started invading English and led to things like women thinking they were allowed out of the kitchen and that voting could be done even by people who didn't own land. Shakspeare, Milton, Donne, Hobbes (the writer not the tiger) and Pepys all used it's as possessive. Donne was a little woke but he had nothing your woke agenda.People who don't drink enough water or who can't absorb water which has been drunk die of thirst in jungles. Due to the temperature and high humidity often found in hot jungles which overheats humans while preventing sweating from providing effective cooling they continue to sweat. Even otherwise healthy people often lose more water during the day than they can absorb during the day and must drink through much of the night too. Mainly it's non locals but it happens.It's very ESL of you to say jungles are called rainforests. Jungles are often found in rainforests but they are the not the same thing and some jungles occur outside of rainforests.>thinks scorned means avoidedkek
>>98195126>Look at me I am the ESL now.jpg*nothing on yourCan't be bothered correcting any more typos.
>As the master smiles at you, you realise that you have done it. You are more than just a household servant, you are a full-fledged Maid: The Roleplaying Game
>you watch a baby being birthed, its anus is a recursive vortex that sucks the newborn infant into a self-contained spatial singularity.>it seems the damage was... FATALYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>98195267jej gud thread
>>98195126>thinks scorned means avoidedAre you stupid?
>>98195267Kek. Expected shadow of the poo poo caca lord but am not disappointed. Well done, young v faggot.
>>98194898>you descend the stairs into the cellar chasing after the murmurs, and as you descend the man made stone turns to ancient ruin, and texts written in older and older languages are carved upon the walls, by the time you reach the bottom, the murmurs have turned to a chant that pierces your mind. You know not their language, but you know what it means, they answer the call, the Call of Cthulhu.You know thats not even bad.
>>98194946If a GM actually committed to the bit and opened every session with a Law and Order style narration, I wouldn’t even be capable of being mad.
>>98195131Typos are a clear indicator that the author was human anon. You should learn to love them while this lasts
>>98195716You'd think that, but AI also makes all kinds of human errors, it is trained on human data after all.
>>98195067>not industial" came the reply over the open comms. "this is battle tech"Fuck you I giggled.
>>98195126Yeesh. Maybe go back to middle school, champ.
>>98194898Stupid NERD
