ITT: Post a session snack and fa/tg/uys will rate it out of 10.
>>98199267Anything with a component that sticks to fingers gets an instant 0/10 rating
>>98199278Your fat-fu is weak. Use the left hand for snacking and the right hand for table top gamery, so food-dust on the fingers is not an issue.Train harder.
>>98199300>fat-fuThat's just the third-world setup. No utensils, so one hand is for eating and the other is for utility.
>>98199334yeah and america is third world
My session snack is forgetting to eat before, during, and after the game and getting increasingly despondent and distracted through the entire period.
>>981993008/10
>>98199300How exactly am I supposed to look up a reference from a book with one hand
>>98199405>looking things up
>>98199405just memorize it
>>98199267>>98199300Those look atrocious, even if you can wash your hands afterwards.
>>98199428Really, sunflower seeds? No one wants to listen to you spitting shells all night dude.
>>98199267They figured out how to shrinkflate bugles? Where's the bag of just the pointy ends?
>>98199455You don't spit the shells
>>98199485Then what do you do with them because you sure as fuck shouldn't be swallowing
>>981992676/10. I remember these tasting a lot better in the past than they do now, but it could just be me psy-opping myself.
>>98199494It's perfectly fine to swallow the thin shelled ones, are you thinking of pic related?
>>98199364Wrong Trump fixed that. America was only third world under Briben
>>98199560Still waiting on my universal health care>you can have healthcare if you work yourself to death!yeah like a third world country
>>98199370I feel you m8I don't know why people insist on 4 hour sessions when I just spend the last hour zoned out and tired
>>98199267Ey yo, you got them fritos in white land?
>>98199560The fire dies when you pour gasoline on it and tell everyone to look away while you rifle through their pockets, got it
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>>98199653Peanuts are pretty good too unless someone at the table is deathly allergic
Anything that doesn't hake your hands grimy is ok with me.
>>98199653Vegetarians should be burnt at the stake.This is not a snack.It is a raw ingredient, and it should be par-boiled then roasted with parmesan as a side-dish.
>>98200285Ok fatbody
>>98199267My college gaming group would order from a pizzeria that would sell you cheap boxes of breadsticks and pints of frozen custard. We would dip the breadsticks into the frozen custard. I miss being able to eat shit like that without getting fat and waking up with acid reflux.
Food related query for the fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls: My DM has two rules with food that are pissing me off. The first is that he doesn't allow DoorDash orders because he says all the drivers are N-slurs and "white trash meth heads" and he doesn't want his home on the radar of those kind of people. The second is that we have to wait for game breaks to eat because he doesn't want grease on character sheets and miniatures. He says we should be able to go two hours without eating anything. I said that I don't like being told what to do like I'm a kid during my weekend fun time. I get enough of that at work. And I need to keep up my blood sugars and don't want to ruin everyone else's experience by being hangry. So am I the asshole here?
>>98199456>They figured out how to shrinkflate bugles? Where's the bag of just the pointy ends?Fritos are a corn chip, I'm not sure Bugles are.>>98200513>So am I the asshole here?Eh, he doesn't sound like a great guy to begin with, but if you have glucose issues I don't see why you couldn't have something on hand like hard candy.
>>98200513If you can't go two hours without eating then how fucking fat are you
>>98200513>The second is that we have to wait for game breaks to eat because he doesn't want grease on character sheets and miniatures.This. Ordering delivery is cancer whether you're having a game night or watching movies. Shit always arrives at a bad time that forces you to break, and often it isn't good anymore as well.
>>98200549>often it isn't good anymore as wellThere was a good reason that delivery used to be only pizza, subs, and Chinese food. They'd still taste good after sitting in a box for 20+ minutes. McDonalds has to be eaten piping hot to be good and there's one every 6 blocks so it just seems weird to pay some retard a premium fee to bring it to you.
>>98200513Yes. You are.
>>98200492>Pizza10/10 game day food.
>>98199405>Place book flat on table>Flip pages with clean hand
>>98199267Go ahead and say it's like a restaurant for old people, but eventually those same people find their hands in the bread basket. Nobody can resist a bread basket.Butter and other spreads are optional.
>>98200633The table is pretty big as it is and I still couldn't manage that without being in the way
>>98199560excellent bait. very nice. lets see paul allens bait.
>>98200714I do this at home but haven't dragged my chopsticks to my GM's house yet
>>98200774I tend to grab extra disposable chopsticks every time i eat chinese or sushi so i have a stash in my gaming bag
I propose that Americanized Chinese food is the best game day meal. It's greasy, tasty and cheap but it won't put you into a food coma like a pizza would.
Wow, I'm glad I don't recruit here. lol
I usually set up a cormer for snacks and drinks nearby. You get up, eat and drink, and get back to the game. No a single crumb, drop or smear is going to tarnish the game table.
as long as you use the coasters and small plates i put out i'm good with whatever you bring. Not using coasters is the sign of a ill and distorted mind
>>982010347.5/10
>>98200786That portion size would food coma me for sure. It's for multiple people right?
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>>98199267a cup or three of instant gruel
I cant post a pic, but my wife makes this treat that is baked dates stuffed with goat cheese and wrapped in prosciutto until the meat gets crispy. Great blend of sweet, savory, and salt and textures.
>>98201440The vanilla custard ones are to kill for.
Fellas love the sticks and dip.
>>98199455>No one wants to listen to you spitting shells all nighttough luck
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>>98201515Do you play RPGs with rabbits?
>>98201569>Veggie Tray with dip>2 different bowls of chips>1 bowl of cheesies>Plate of Ukrainian sausage, ritz crackers and cheese>Small bowl of nuts and another of hard candiesOh yeah, its mid nineties family get together time
>>98201457Good taste, anon. I've never done it with prosciutto but I've been doing basically the same snack wrapped in bacon instead for years. It's like *candy*. Takes forever to prepare shit before it goes into the oven, but there are never any left over it always gets eaten. >>98199267Homemade chocolate truffles are easy enough. The simple versions are just rolled balls of flavored ganache, but I've had success with layered truffles as well. Pic related are the only ones I have any photos of: white chocolate flavored with orange extract and coated in a dark chocolate shell (tastes like a terry's chocolate orange) and penature better chip ganache in a chocolate shell (tastes like a good quality peanut butter cup).The trick is to make the filling as a rolled ball with a toothpick stuck in it, freeze it, and then roll it through melted dark chocolate that quickly hardens on the outside due to the cold and remove the toothpick after.
>>98201763> penature betterThe fuck kind of typo is this? Peanut butter, obviously.
>>98199267Ultimate snackworks, so the games become secondary.
>>98199278Do you not know how to use a napkin?
>>98201553For you, yeah.
>>98201515No celery? Come on>>98202099Not eating cheddar slop in the first place is easier
>>98202249Yes celery. Bell peppers too. Not the best pic I admit, I just grabbed something off the Internet to illustrate the basic gist of it.
>>98199267Stick of celery in one hand in cup of orange juice in the other
>>98202300let's freaking game
>>98199267cookies and pringles are my go to
>>98199267Grilled brats with kraut and the sides are generally baked beans and potato salad. Sometimes pork chops instead.
>>98199267MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY FOR THE KING!
>>98201530It actually never occurred to me how so many of the items used are related to games and sports.
>>981992673/10 because the form of Hoops defeats the function of Fritos, which is to dip in chilli.>>98199334>Retarded europoor eats french fries with a forkI bet you think it's okay to eat pizza with a fork too you godless heathen. You deserve the authoritarian state run by Germany you have.
>>98200285Nah, they're certifiably a snack especially with ranch. Also boiled carrots are disgusting.
>>98199405Back in the old days teenagers learned to find "references" flipping through magazines one-handed no problem.
>>98200513>He says we should be able to go two hours without eating anything.He's right. Most people can go much more than two hours. Most people can go thirteen hours from dinner around 6 pm to breakfast around 7 am with not even a hot chocolate and a bickie before bed. I know a number of people who will not eat after noon and will drink only water or unsweetened tea. They breakfast at around 6 am, that's 18 hours of fasting. I routinely do 16 hours as I have acquired the bad habit of skipping breakfast time and not eating till lunch.>need to keep up my blood sugarsUnless you are severely diabetic, why do you need to eat more than once every two hours? Management of stable blood sugar is best achieved in normal individuals by complex carbohydrates, lean protein and appropriate exercise. The order in which you eat protein rich versus carb rich food matters.Even for diabetics a meal or snack every four to five hours is normal to regulate blood sugar. Earnestly, not as some judgment that you're a bad person and I don't expect you to answer on this forum, what's wrong with you that you're claiming "hangry", which is not a medical diagnosis, because you can't wait two hours?Also what's wrong with you that 15 jellybeans, a small handful of dried fruit, two plain biscuits or half a glass of fruit juice doesn't bring your blood sugar back to normal? That is usually enough. Store bought dried fruit is often oil coated to stop it sticking so that's a problem for books and games but jelly beans won't leave a residue unless you have wet hands, plain biscuits leave only a few crumbs and juice from a bottle shouldn't leave any trace at all on anything but the inside of the bottle. If the DM objects to low mess food like that he's being unreasonable in my books but do ask yourself if it's worth getting diagnosed or even just using your brain and choosing to eat sensible foods because something seems very wrong if you can't go two hours.
>>98199559>>98199653Are you a hamster?
>>98203213I'm only one of the two posters, so I can't answer for the other guy, but no. Wrong species of rodent.
>>98203213No, just having Bunnies & Burrows night.
>>98199267We make tacos
>>98201530>taking the filament out of your jalapenos
>>98205719Probably made my the same type of people who thinks paprika is "too exotic and spicy" for their stomachs. Most of the times these people are either american or brittish, and should never be allowed to make any food that is supposed to have any flavour in it.
>>98206082made by*
>>98200285>eats one vegetable>oh my god I'm a vegetarian nowYour fatness is terminal.
>>98203213His partner smells of elderberries.
I dont usually eat during my games.Eating something slows by adrenaline and makes me a worse roleplayer.My games are usually 7ish am since all my players live in another timezone.If I have to have something it is usually a Monster energy, or a nice double Espresso with some biscoff biscuits.
>>98209266The etymology of spotted dick is actually quite fascinating
>>98200285Those small carrots are actually pretty good.Another certified snack is sliced (lengthwise) regular carrots and cucumbers with hummus. Try it.I also recommend pickles (fermented ones). They're just crack. However since they're stored in liquid they're kinda messy and probably not a good table snack
Sushi is my go to meal. Easy to eat without spillage.I don't really get to snack, it's too inconvenient as the GM
>>98199278>>98199300Chopsticks, you plebeians.
>>98199370>>98199609I treat my players to dinner before session. Depending on how hectic my work schedule is, it’ll either be home-cooked or we’ll order in from a nice restaurant. Keep the coffee machine brewing through session, have some dried fruit on hand, and run a full eight hours. Have breakfast together in the morning, then part ways.
>>98209481How did you get this picture of my group?
Thease bastards right here
>>98201440>PiroulinesNever thought to bring them to games but good taste anon, 9/10
>>98199609There is something seriously wrong with you.
>>98200513You are the asshole, and we traditionally say the whole niggerslur here.
>>98219338Interacting with people just tires me out in short order
>>98199267... why would you be eating during the game?Is this one of those American things I'm too Czech to understand?
>>98223832Idk I'm Finnish and we snack during game time tooBut we're also like the fattest people in Europe
>>98223832It absolutely is unthinkable to not have food at any gathering in the USA. Even a work meeting or something.
>>98206082Nice typo, eslbrown-chan
>>98223832Czechens snack all the time. Mostly on beer.
>>98224978Beer is not a snack. And eating snacks to beer is what you do when nobody is playing games or smoking
>>98199560I like how angry you got them by simply posting the truth
>>98200513I mean hes not exactly wrong on the type of people who work as door dash drivers. Can be applied to pretty much all food delivery services unless its you specifically calling up the actual place you want to order from.If you need to maintain your blood sugar levels for the love of God bring it up to your GM, dont be a bitch and just talk to the guy.
I fucking love sugar snap peas, baby carrots, and radishes at the table. Another personal favorite is frozen mango chunks if Im the one hosting.
>>98224503imagine the inbred who made this meme. The burnt spots on a stone oven pizza are better than any part of any other pizza.
>>98226183You are getting mad at Italian baiting. /ck/ usually has about a dozen threads made to do nothing but farm "How-a dare-a you insult-a my-a Grandmama with-a what-a you've-a done-a to that-a dish-a" posts.
>>98224478I always thought the French were the most obese in Europe??
>>98226400You would be wrong. Although I am curious about your reasoning.
most of the things in this thread are mid, subjectively speaking and others are downright subpar.
>>98200285Grab some hummus or ranch and these are a MEAL
>>98223832As a Canadian/Ukrainian its less about needing to eat and more about the demand, if you have guests to serve them or if you are a guest to bring something.I can game without a snack. But if guests or being a guest is involved I am required to have food prepared.
