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You want to make your DND more historically accurate? Alright... so here's the secret, Medieval Europe was literally Warhammer in every way, Protesters like to historically revise this but Pope was basically the God Emperor of Europe...

So the thing about Medieval Europe was it was basically United Imperium and Pope is Emperor, if he Excommunicates you you're literally Dead.

It's literally Warhammer, there are Inquisitors hunting Witches with the Malleus Maleficarum, Holy See is the Inquisition, Swiss Guards are Space Marines who go around killing armies, Papal Guards are Custodes (pic related), there are Sisters of Battle like the one in Brotherhood of the Wolf, MARTIN LUTHER KING is the Horus Heresy, Saracens and Moors are CSM...

Suffer not the witch the heretic, my armor is contemp, hatred is my shield, in the name of God, let none survive!
-The Bible

So yeah if your DND is historically accurate then it's literally Warhammer.
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>>98203834
>You want to make your DND more historically accurate?
No.
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>>98203834
>it's literally warhammer
>posts For Honor
NO SUPERSTES
NO SUPERSTES
AS MORTEM INIMICUS
>Wow!
>Wow!
>Good Fight!
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>>98203834
Il tempo della spada
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>>98203834
Wait... are you saying medieval Europe is based on Warhammer? How can that be... I thought Warhammer was based on Europe?? How can that make sense????AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY MIND IS FRAYING NONE OF THIS IS REAL
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>>98203834
Well, often people want it within reason and somewhat "believable." The problem is you have people push the most retarded woke shit like combat wheelchairs, every village looks like a "liberal art college commercial," everything white is basically treated like everyone culture and anyone can be a knight, western styled noble, etc but the other cultures get to be only for them. I mean they change years worth of lore just to push some work shit. Oh this is a Nordic-like kingdom. Let's make the ruler a "gay black trans queen" over the blond hair blue eye king viking that was based off a real king from the past. However, never add any white people in the fake wakanda knock of black kingdom that is glazed as the best at everything. Only black nobles allowed here. Maybe one gay white girl with a black noble girlfriend.

Remember when it was official that it was a nearly all white kingdom and they changed the lore, it's not big deal. However when you change it back after they forced WOTC, GW, Paizo, etc to change and recon everything. It's racist, sexist, etc to do that. They want to change how you want to do shit but you can't change it or shouldn't care when they change it and try to make official rules saying you can't. (Look up the combat wheelchair rules. I swear, it so laughable and clearly made for DEI reasons not gameplay. Or add to the lore)
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How can you be such an ignorant?
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>>98203836
fpbp
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>>98204043
>>98204065
It's so so weird how ESL posters get paid to post here.
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>>98203834
The thing is that you're literally retarded and everything you just wrote is bullshit.
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>>98203834
Excommunication was serious, but hardly a death sentence. If you had even passing knowledge of history, you'd know about the tons of times people actively ignored, contradicted, or even attacked the Pope. Making your DND more Warhammer will not make it more historically accurate.
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>>98204108
Go back to Bluesky fag. We don't want you here
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>>98203834
>>98203836
>>98203843
>>98203873
bait thread, if you couldn't tell by someone having "historically accurate" in the first sentence alongside an image of For Honor.

sage and ignore
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>>98203834
>MARTIN LUTHER KING is the Horus Heresy
good thread anon
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>>98204289
Yeah, fantasy doesn't have to be "historically accurate." Though that doesn't mean making it a mix of a cheap ren-fair and "pride."
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>>98203843
I miss Kensei's old zone so fucking much. It was the perfect show-off finisher, because when somebody gets wall slammed, top heavy'd, and left on a sliver, the one thing they absolutely weren't going to do is stand still. I don't think I ever had it fail to land.
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>>98204313
Ironically that's probably the only thing OP did get right. It's literally canon to the Horus Heresy novels that the God-Emperor's buddies hired an eldar to shoot MLK for being a black.
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>>98204289
The real qualifier is the term "your DND." It's like a mark of the beast for this guy.
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>>98204319
What if you want your DND to be historically accurate?
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>>98208174
Then don't make it DND. Nothing in that game, either worldbuilding or combat mechanics, is even remotely similar to reality. DNDs ruleset and worldbuilding is built for one purpose: rags to riches and power fantasies. It has no other purpose. The roleplaying part of DND is incidental, but not native to the game. There are tons of games where roleplaying is a part of the core mechanics, DND just isn't one of them.
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>>98203834
holy shit, this bait is kino.
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>>98203834
Anon I've listened to Sabaton so I know this's bullshit.
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>>98203834
>posting a post apocalyptic medieval setting
I'm not showing myself.
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>Painted Lawbringer armor
cringe
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>>98203834
So where do the tyranids and necrons come in



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