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wifebros…
>Juneteenth >Slavery editionI get it
Warhammer is for EVERYONE
>>98231313What's this then?
>>98231291>tfw no wife after GW changed our lore to be asexual fungus monstersorkbros…
>>98231318I believe that that is "Ginko."
>>98231304>animeEw...
Thread just started and it's already off to a fucktastic start. I'm gonna go prime some minis.
>>98231309its not
>>98231329get back here and argue off-topic you chud
I like orks :D
>>98231309oh yeah? then why am I banned from my local Warhammer store after pepper spraying the manager for not giving me a free mini?
>>98231355>pepper spraying the managerDid you tell the manager to not call anybody?I do want to see Chris Chan get into 40k.
>>98231366He would play tau, with blue kroot
>>98231291>Ride Wife>Life good>Wife fights back>KRUMP WIFE!!!>Wife gone>'tink about Wife>zog
>>98231277>Do you think /yourdudes/ would celebrate juneteenth if they knew about it and its context?Yeah dude, definitely, there would definitely 100% be ANY FACTION in 40k celebrating some fucking nigger trannies throwing bricks at cops after having their pedophile child prostitution ring shut down! That's definitely a thing that would happen in a far future setting about tusked green alien fungus monsters fighting space catholic warrior-monks with chainsaw swords.Dump gasoline over your head and light a match, faggot.
>>98231385troons will hate you for speaking the truth
>>98231336Rumors of Abaddon being a Horus clone is as old as Abaddon.
So anyways it turns out Black Templar fans are certified cucks now
Better TQ what do you listen to while you build/paint. For me itshttps://youtu.be/fbQqIVDJs9U?list=RDfbQqIVDJs9U
>>98231388You realize that this says absolutely nothing about the gene-seed having any effect in making him look like Horus and in fact if he was a clone that explains how this happened without the gene-seed being involved.
>>98231388what about little horus?
Has anybody by chance tried the ammo acrylic washes for weathering vehicles?They seem designed to reactivate to mimic enamel wash weather effects I think.The alternative is a scale model acrylic sludge wash but I like to leave varnish to being the last step.>sludge washhttps://finescale.com/~/media/import/files/pdf/d/9/f/quickeasyweathering.pdfI wish there was an alternative to using the dish soap. Maybe it would mean being able to avoid varnishing.>sludge wash videohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yME3vDAVadkI want to try this stuff on warhammer 40k leman russ tanks and some other models like Star Wars ships.
>>98231397Fake sodomite holidays have nothing to do with 40k. Stop posting off-topic and stay away from children, freak.
I don't understand people who say Codex stuff is "canon" and Black Library stuff is "fanfiction"The same people worked on both my guy
>>98231403Little Horus didn't exist that far back.
>>98231398I mostly listen to audiobooks. I’m currently listening to the audiobook version of the once and future king. pretty good, and I’ve had a couple laughs listening to it.
>>98231399I'm not the one saying Abaddon being a possible Horus clone was nu-slop.Maybe we should ask AI to tell us what Reddit thinks? They're never wrong about anything.
>>98231406>we waz greeks n shieet
>>98231398Lately the Person 3 Reload sound track.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWhgrA2dhrk
>>98231410Then why not put it into the fucking codex then?
>>98231410You're too new to remember this, but no, back in the day, they did not. Originally the codex lore was written by the creators of the setting who also did the rules, novelists were brought in to start writing 40k stories and that became the Black Library, and there was rarely any overlap between the two. Occasionally someone who was a codex writer/game designer first would then write a short story or a book for BL, and those are rare occasions where the BL books are actually generally good. But a lot of BL stuff was done by new guys who didn't fully grasp the 40k setting and added a bunch of their fanfic ideas, and by the time the Horus Heresy series was being written that was never more true, it is utter schlock that completely departs from the original vision of the setting.
>>98231398https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xfciIXD-sg
>>98231431Codexes have pretty limited space.
>>98231421>I'm not the one saying Abaddon being a possible Horus clone was nu-slop.No one said this dumbass, you are conflating two different things. The original point was about gene-seed making the marines look more like their primarchs.
>>98231277>TQThe Imperium elites don't want you to know this but the slaves on the hive worlds are free.You can take them home.I have 458 slaves.
>>98231410Because GW scrutinizes what's written in one far more than the other. The general approach to BL novels is that they are the author's interpretation of the setting.
>>98231431Because you can't put several novels worth of lore into a single codex?
>>98231277>so you're saying this man was killed by an officer during an arrest?>well others think he may have just overdosed but yeah that's the gist.>Alright I follow so far. So what happened after that which caused an uproar worthy of a holiday?>he died>yes I heard you the first time. What happened next?>that's the whole story>...I fail to see the issue here.
>>98231398https://youtu.be/Hf3z80xhOQ4?si=r0HuIPYbtvHcxFz9
>>98231433But do you still drop wet paint?
>>98231431if you watched the interview gav explains exactly why. page limit. they are given a strict page limit by the producers who are negotiating with the printers. there are only so many pages for stories so they pick only the most essential and self contained short stories and lore for the codexes
>>98231442Novels aren't lore. Lore is exposition worldbuilding.>and then johnny space marine turned the corner and there was a bad guy and he fired his boltgun and the bad guy blew up, and then he ran forward and stabbed some more bad guys with his knife, and then reloaded his boltgun...Zero of that is lore.
>>98231419neat I'll check that out
>>98231398>music for painting 40k minis.I need to log into my YouTube account and make a playlist.Or get a good music downloader and make an offline working playlist for my phone to listen to while painting 40k minis.I like battlejuice’s stuff.Ran into his music a long time ago I’m not sure how but it was a decrepit radio edit I think.youtube.com/watch?v=svnpPYPSqEIAlso I’m a bit of a guardfag so I like the warpath showdown live action trailer music.The mobile game it is for might be terrible though.>vid with lyrics: youtube.com/watch?v=Tjz27lX2cTA&pp=ygUVV2FycGF0aCBzaG93ZG93biBzb25n&ra=mI generally prefer music without lyrics but I don’t mind songs with lyrics.You are all free to roast my music tastes.
>>98231442You can tell the entire story of a BL novel within a single line>Horus Rising>Horus had a bad dream and now hates dad
>>98231456But then if Johnny, meets with the Emperor and they discuss their secret plan to create a race of psychic blank slug men and hint at future events, it becomes lore.
>>98231431>Be me>Mechanic raised with Sith Values>See chance to kill my boss and take his jerb.>We battle with socket wrenches in the main reactor room.>I win but am barely alive. >Build myself cybernetic life support system.>Take over night shift as as Darth Greaser.
>>98231435>>98231442>>98231449Less stories, more facts. If you write a novel that contradicts the facts given in the codex, whose fault is that? You can't say something happened one way in a codex and then write a novel where the events go totally differently and pretend they're both equally valid. If you're the one in charge of filling both pages, then try to make sure the two reflect each other, or at least don't contradict each other. Otherwise people will have to choose and your novels are going to lose.
Fun stuff.
>>98231446>The gold-colored blunted sword represent "the feeling of having pride and also knowing, when you have a blunted sword, when you blunt it you learn to curdle the earth..."No idea what bro is talking about here, but it looks like some guys made it up 60 years ago and it was basically ignored until the 2020 protests.
>>98231277>TQThe name "juneteenth" is the stupidest low IQ name they could have given this "holiday". The civil rights act was a mistake.
>>98231485>cybernetic Darth Greaser
>>98231490> If you write a novel that contradicts the facts given in the codexgav talked about this too. in part, the stories, lore and novels had all become too much for anyone to actually keep straight all the time, s contradictions sprang up naturally, but also went on to say that he liked the existence of the contradictions because it made the setting feel more realistic in the sense that in real life historical records and journals often contradict each other or misrepresent events and attitudes. im paraphrasing a bit here but that was the gist of it
>>98231494"2 chicks at the same time" trancends barriers of race and culture.
>>98231460something like this
>>98231493It confused the hell out of me when I first saw it because no black culture in the world has ever been big into swords. Swords take a lot of metal and sub-Saharan Africa didn't have that.>>98231502It is quite literally because the dumb niggers don't know what day the thing they're celebrating happened on, just that it was mid-June.
>>98231513And, like in real life, some source are seen as more credible than others. So, sorry, Gav, but your novels lose to your codexes. Deal with it.
Whats the deal with the warp ghosts? and why is their color scheme so cool?
How should GW make codexes worth buying but allow them to adjust balance levers post printing?
>>98231540They're maybe time travelling ghosts and good at navigating.
>>98231513>real life historical records and journals often contradict each other or misrepresent events and attitudesBut most codices are written in a omniscient, third person voice. There are little blurbs and stories that are from in-universe perspective but, for the most part, the information is just presented as fact and not some unreliable historical document. I guess the Eldar codex Gav wrote (3rd ed?) would be the exception, because a lot of the lore in it is written from the perspective of humans trying to understand Eldar.
>>98231549Just make it an art and lore book with painting guides and hobby advice. Put a QR code in it that links to the digital rules, which can be updated.
>>98231549make the codex exclusively about fluff, artworks, and model displays.
>>98231540>warp ghost>Green-grey with black trim and gold details.Isn't that also the scheme of the Astartes animated shorts guy?
>>98231549Stop making new edition and settle the rules. When that's done you can sell rule books.Ideally you let people have the rules for free, but you can sell special books (artbook, fluffbook, etc.) for the purpose of people having a nice physical version. This also makes your job easier since you can make higher quality and fewer numbers (logistics good).Unfortunately GW wants money money money and people are giving it to them, so they'll keep shitting out pointless books every ~3 years.
>>98231540>>98231607
>>98231552Neat was looking at the old codex for inspiration. I think I'll go with them for my dudes>>98231613I can kind of see it
>>98231626Make sure you post your progress
Post workstations
>>98231636Once I can make a pale green color I like sure
>>98231641
>>98231410>The same people worked on both my guyMaybe somewhere in 1990s-2000s. Now its picrel
There's something very unsettling about Space Marine shoulder pads that lack trim when there should be trim.Looking at this makes me feel uneasy, like the uncanny valley feeling or something.
>>98231526That looks like a guy on his knees with his ass out.
>>98231589So what they are now within about 6 months of release?
>>98231549Funny how this only became a problem with tourneyfags in charge. Back when I played 3rd and 4th no one ever complained their codex was no longer worth having because GW didn't fucking rewrite our special rules and points midway through the edition, also the art and lore in those older books was 10x better than the shit they try to sell us today.All they need to do is get the points right the first time which is seriously not as hard as people pretend it is, GW just intentionally undercosts shit to sell more models to WAACfags before rugpulling them with changes later, or they let retards like Robin "math is subjective" Cruddace write codexes.
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98231665I think it's because mkX has a lot of layers and parts, so smooth shoulders look too empty?
>>98231641Look into some nail polish makeup racks.You just reminded me that I need to get some more acrylic plastic makeup racks to hold my paints.>8 tier (about 80 paint holder) priced almost 50 cad on Amazon>can’t find a copy on temu or aliexpress I’m sad about this bros. Maybe the Chinese factory stopped making them?I was gonna hypothetically buy out the whole Ak interactive acrylic paint collection from standard to afv to air to figure their quick gen contrast paints and their acrylic washes.Anyways if any of you can find an eight tier acrylic nail polish rack with the sliding assembly like pic related I’d love a link.
>>98231684drop the eagle and the extra sawzi and thats a based flag
>>98231684This one is made up though
>>98231339No politics in the thread please.
>>98231692All flags are made up, anon
>>98231697You know damn well what I mean.
>>98231684
>>98231375Hahahahaha
>>98231698You realize the discussion started after someone posted the made up African American flag that was invented like 5 years ago and has a sword on it, which is something that doesn't even exist in any African cultures?
>>98231641>look at my workstation to take a pic>paints and tools everywhere>plastic bits scattered around>random half finished projectsuhhh give me five minutes.
>>98231707Just post it like that, what the heck
>>98231704It's a bit too cartoon art deco for my taste but there's something there worth iterating on.
>>98231711TBF this one looks like a prop from a netflix show >>98231684
Oh boy...
>>98231665It's like AI forgot to generate it or something.Is this the cool manlet designs I've had to hear about?
>>98231665Unironically agree.
>>98231721Warhammer forty thousand?
>>98231725Does not exist.
>>98231729kek hows that sand around your neck? is it comfy?
>>98231727You can use real world heraldry and iconography to inspire /yourdudes/ colors and banners
>>98231641>>98231709>please don’t tell people how I live
>>98231385It's funny that it's always the templar.
>>98231739Based and old ass wooden furniture pilled
>>98231745Deranged.
>>98231391>So anyways it turns out Black Templar fans are certified cucks nowWhy?
>>98231748Yes I agree, bringing up a pedo tranny fag holiday in the 40k thread was deranged
>>98231739That's a great roll-top desk. My grandfather had a very similar one. Different drawers, but otherwise very similar.
>>98231749It's just some troon seething for being called out
>>98231752I agree
Just posting some ork paint schemes inspiration.
you know I think I prefer decalmutant over this shit
>>98231769An army of albino orks would be based actually
Blood axes.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
Test
Bad moons
>>98231769That is some good albino skin. What even is a good tutorial for those starting from a black primer?
Dark Eldar refresh is never coming. I cant feel shit anymore
>>98231789Start with a dark pink color and do many thin layers of lighter and lighter paint over the top
>>98231398Damn son nearly never clicked on that link.For calmer tones Crowbar goes hard but you immediately gain 200lbs.
>>98231785I still remember the original thread
>>98231745OP here, I made the thread in jest, hence the edition having a goofy photo of a grot being enslaved, and I didn’t make it with any political aims. that is all.
>>98231770We've had a little fun here tonight, that's all.
Death skulls (no politics in this bored and more importantly no fucking feet)
>>98231785we meme postin?
Snake bites
>>98231431>>98231432>>98231657You haven't read a "codex" in decades, lmao.For starters, many guys who wrote codex fluff became BL authors. If don't know it you're a fake grog and a poser.And nowadays, both in WD and codexes, you can tell whoever is writing it, would like to be doing the same for BL.They're worse slop than the worst BL story.Eldar jobbing? remember Psychic Awakening?Primaris and primarch wanking? Gathering Storm + 8th ed, and the return of Magnus beforeStupid names and flanderization? Current Death Guard and their toilet humor in their codexPointless bolter porn? literally any publised by GW in 10thFake progressive shit? Femstodes in the 10th codex before anywhere elseAnd so on.For every BL misstep, there are also another where they unironically fixed or improved codexes. Until codexes fucked up again (like the Dark Angels + the Lion return arc)In reality, each GW division (main studio, specialist games, BL) seems to do what they want with little coordination out of incompetence, or the personal ambition of their members ("i will be the one leaving a mark!")That's why Necromunda hasn't been exterminatused or the Abnettverse is a thing. Or the weak, reatarded fluff in all those forgettable campaigns since 8th that nobody remembers (Vigilus? lol)
>>98231828Looks like skin color of my old WOW lock, I like it a lot
>>98231783>He posted about the dark eldar refresh again?Delay it again.
>>98231789It's just ai to see what would look good on models before i start to paint albino orks would go so hard
Is it worth getting a 2nd half of the orks? Starting to see people sell it for fairly cheap now
>>98231812Listen anon, ironic shitposting is still shitposting, it's best not to even bring up that kind of gay pride month trash at all, even if you were intending to poke fun at it. I have to see those degenerates parading around all month, let me talk about 40k in peace.
>>9823172740k is about space nazis so its really not that far offPlus faggots come in here and argue about fucking nothing all day and never get banned and all of a sudden the jannies get off their fucking asses over flag/real world heraldry discussion?Give me a fucking break
>>98231828Only one I dislike since it looks more like Deathskulls doing blue bodypaint.
Had my first game of 11th today which is my first game of 40k in about 3 years. I was expecting for fight my buddy's EC but because of a couple issues he only had his knights and my list really had no chance against that. I got tabled by turn 3 so I've had a pretty sour first impression but even then there were a few changes that I saw as palpable improvements.
>>98231833Not the anon but.I do not remember psychic awakening.Or pariah nexus or vigilus or arks of omen.I would like pdfs of them to read these campaigns.But summaries are fine.
>>98231769Albino Orks should look like dead weeds, slightly yellowed white instead of pink-white.>>98231778And the AI is definitely steering you wrong on skin tones here, the skin tone is too drab for that camo, it should be richer (or the camo should be instead).
>>98231797>Crowbarhell yeah
Evil sons.I'm going to have to go with albino orks they're pretty kino
>>98231778now do them in alpenflage
>>98231837I’m impressed.I didn’t notice it was ai.Have you used ai to generate 3d models to be stls?I’ve got a discontinued anvil industry torso with legs and arms I want to archive.Same for some kromlech stuff.But man I need to know ai commands to clean the resin marks of these models too.
People are arguing "ignoring movement modifiers" doesn't let you "ignore modifiers" to "maximum distance" when maximum distance is defined as your movement characteristic. This hobby isnt real
>>98231841Are you going to assemble them and play them?
>>98231853My wraithguard and shining spears were very pleasing but basically nothing else had much of an impact. I forgot all my aspect host rerolls but even those would only have gotten me a couple extra wounds on stuff.
>>98231398I usually put shows or movies on while I work. Lots of trashy B or C horror.
>>98231865Fucking retards.
>>98231855>Albino Orks should look like dead weeds, slightly yellowed white instead of pink-white.Lore wise that's an interesting thought but I don't think it would look as good as a paint scheme.>the skin tone is too drab for that camoNah, they don't need to distinctive to one another, that's immersion breaking "did it for photography reasons" thinking, I like the drab on drab better.
>>98231853if someones gonna bring a full knights list they really should provide an advance warning. thats such a heavy skew listthats one of the things i really like about age of sigmar is you never run into that "oh shit im actually just unable to fight this" situation like you see with heavy armor skew in 40k
>>98231850I think the Ai was trying to make it look like a blue pit viper, it has gone rogue we're doomed.
>>98231853>going up against knights>shuriken and star canons on wave serpents>no bright lances visible on falcon or wraithboyI hope those transports were filled to the gills with fire dragons...
>>98231869I wish I could do this but I always get too distracted and end up watching the movie and get no work done.
>>98231867I really like the way charges work now. On stuff like the spears of banshees which can just catapult themselves forwards being able to blanket charge is a huge boon. It wasn't relevant during this game but I saw the potential very quickly.
>>98231888>blanket chargeWhat's that?
>>98231875>Nah, they don't need to distinctive to one another, that's immersion breaking "did it for photography reasons" thinking, I like the drab on drab better.You do it to make the models not turn into an indistinct mess on the table. The AI seems to recognize this, somewhat, given that it's gone for the absurdly overdone red accents but it wouldn't need something that jarring if the two greens comprising the bulk of the model were playing off each other better instead of blending together.
>>98231876Full knights just shouldn't be allowed, it's such bullshit.We need to go back to the old FoC with mandatory 2-3 troops and Knights need to get a feudal men-at-arms infantry unit.
>>98231888I just realized we forgot about the detection range nonsense.>>98231887They were not. If I'd know I would have brought more dragons, the fire prism, the d-cannon, and maybe even the Lynx.Actually if I'd known I would have just brought my knights and played full sized Titanicus.
>>98231897probably that you no longer have to declare charge targets? just roll and see who you can reach
>>98231865How do you find these retards?A = B C = ModifierA - C = B - CAngron (-C)A -(-C) = B - (-C)
>>98231857We're bulking forever
>>98231866Yes as i already have an ork army
>>98231871These are the best judges in comp40k btw
>>98231913WAACfags are being jews. They know what they're doing, they know it's wrong, they are pretending to misunderstand in order to cheat. They're not stupid, they're bad people.
>>98231398I’ve listened to police bodycam arrest compilations.Makes me a bit happier about myself as I am not getting arrested for shoplifting. Or being an ass in public.Yet.I’m a warhammer 40k autist so it is bound to happen at some point.
>>98231908I'm kinda disproportionately upset over getting whooped like that. I dunno it just kinda feels like I wasted my time especially after playing so much Titancius where that basically just doesn't happen.Actually I just realized we forgot about the vehicle damage table too.>>98231897You roll your charge and then declare your target, so if you roll low you might still get into melee and if you roll high you can go somewhere you might have not thought of. It's a great help for getting stuck in, especially if you can advance and charger AND get a movement buff like on howling banshees.
>>98231921Its really funny when you just drop a basic logic table on their head that refutes them and they have to use talmudic wordplay to avoid it and you can just redirect to the logic table or syllogism and they get frustrated
>>98231916Then of course it's worth it. Never seen new minis so cheap before.
>>98231833What exactly is your argument in relation to what's being talked about? Nobody said codexes are high class writing. The discussion was as to why people prefer codexes over novels and that I've already explained.
Codexs are military intelligence.Novels are word of mouth story telling of lore from 10,000 years ago.
>thought about buying a box when I hit up the LGS tomorrow>talk myself into buying two boxes of dudes>talk myself into buying a combat patrol>talk myself into buying a box of dudes and a combat patrol>talk myself into buying a 3d printer insteadi-it's an investment, right?
>>98231990No.
>>98231990Only if you are high functioning autistic. If you are low functioning autistic like me you will use it a few times, realize its limitations and that its an entire layer of skill and work on top of normal hobbying and just prefer chinesium resin or GW plastic anyway.
Sex the xenosImpregnate xenosMake xenos call for help for more xenosWatch army of xenos arriveFuck all the xenosSend xenos fleet runningChase after xenosMake xenos so scared that they go to another galaxyLet them because you've captured and slept with 99.99% of their speciesHope other galaxy will enjoy these new xenos to sex with
>>98231908>box art canon color scheme for canis rex:(Its well done just... why not make a "your dude" knight with it?
>>98232000back the fuck off slaneeshi daemonI need to ponder my orb in the name of Tzeench
>>98231785unfortunately multi meltas are dog shit now :(>shoot 10 multi melta shots>hit on 4+>so now we are down to 5 on average for the first layer of math>S8 so wound a rhino on 5s>we are down to 2 shots rounding up>-4 save is meaningless because half the things in the game have a 5++ or 4++>1 shot goes through>enemy uses a CP reroll>0 shots go through>unit gets wiped because multimeltas are carried by T3 1W infantry that die to any mass volume attacks
>>98232002Because it's a special character? Not everyone is autistic about having <your dudes>
>>98231947Your "discussion" is just nonsense and incorrect facts parroted by wannabe old fags. "people" who say that they prefer codexes to BL books have read neither.
>>98232015>Not everyone is autistic about having <your dudes>this saddens me greatly
>>98232000>sex wiv da what?!>is dat da case? >well den, come ‘ere luver boy! lemme giv’ ya a smooch an’ den sum!
>>98232021You really need to understand that most people who play even this game are normal. Being the gf-less, wife-less, kid-less guy is an outlier rather than the norm.
>>98232021I mean just a headswap is a pretty good way of setting one’s models apart on top of using a different color scheme.>>98232030I hate how correct you are.Almost 30 here.
>>98232030I have 2 out of 3 of those and I'm working on the kid pretty soon. You don't need to be a failson autist to enjoy roleplaying and storytelling.
>>9823203531 wizard, babe.
You don't have to be a sperg to have /yourdudes/.
>>98232047You also don't have to have <your dudes> at all.
>Assault Intercessors with Jump Packshmmm
>>98232056Sure but isn't it kinda boring to just paint it exactly how it looks on the box? I get it for some things like aspect warriors, but even if you're just picking another canon scheme isn't it nice to do some customization at the least?
>>98232019Whatever helps you sleep at night, knowing you owned the chuds online.
>>98232019NTA but I've read every codex from 2nd through 5th and a handful of newer ones (they're mostly bad compared to the old ones) and dozens of BL books and the old codexes absolutely fucking mog and lay waste to the novels in terms of getting across the overall lore of any faction. You are full of shit.
>>98232064>isn't it nice to do some customization at the least?why even hobby if you arent putting some of your own art and creativity into it? like, brother go assemble ikea furniture instead you can get paid doing it.
>>98232064>but isn't it kinda boring to just paint it exactly how it looks on the boxNo.
Around the beginning of the year I decided to start a deldar army. I bought everything, built it and come April I had ~230 Deldar models ready to paint. I’m almost finished all of the standard infantry models (Helions not pictured) and I’m fucking sick of them. I have deldar fatigue. I don’t want to paint them anymore. I don’t even want to look at them. I haven’t even played them besides one 1000 point against a friend and I don’t even want to think about my next game using them. I’m gonna paint until the end, but goddamn I’m tired of these assholes.
>>98232000Genestealer Patriarch claws typed this
>>98232072thats about what I expect from someone who gets into a faction via 200+ models
I want to 3d print some bases for my minis. I want to make the bases slightly taller and straight walled so that I have an easier time grabbing them. Is this legal/fine for tournament play?
>>98231833>you haven't read a codex (which for some reason we bracket in a attempt faggy snark) in decades>that is to say the last time you read a codex was at least twenty years ago>we can thus give your entering the hobby a terminus ante quem of 20 years>but uh, you're like also a fake oldfag or somethingI can see why someone of your obvious intellectual prowess would enjoy BL.
>>98232060Only reason I'd buy that kit, is to just take the jump packs and then put them on the man box of assault ints that come with no jumppacks.
>>98232000SEXOOO
>>98232081as long as the bottom of the base is the same size, yeah. measurement is done to bottom rim of the base, not the top bevel
>>98232079I completely regret not taking them one box at a time. The idea was to get everything I need to build any army variety I’d like and then do everything in bulk to try to streamline it. Horrible idea. Not doing it again.
>>98232081also, as a printer myself, a word of advice. dont print bases flat horizontal, tip them up at a 45-60 degree angle and support them. horizontal or vertical base prints are prone to all kinds of failures, tilted angles give you the smoothest results
>>98231990Resin printers not worth it. FDM printers however are pretty cheap and easy as piss to use. Minis look fine if you use the right settings too. Fat dragon games has some good settings you can download for free.
>>98232064I actually think going with <your dudes> is kinda boring because it's literally anything goes. It's like an OC where it's everything and...nothing. In contrast, I love playing, painting and embodying a specific sub faction and bringing it to life with fluffy unit choices but also self imposed limits, like my Oblit/daemon engine heavy IW army or my Evil Sunz where everything must be mounted in a transport or be a vehicle.
>>98231991
60x44 is way too small for 2k points. struggled for space at 1500.
>>98232139I play on a 4x8ft table, fuck the official size.
>>98231431I hate Soi Wars so much it's unreal
>>98232105>FDM cheapbro resin printers are like $150 if you arent getting the gigantic brand new model released 5 seconds ago. resin printers are also waaaay less fussy than FDM
>>98232072They're going to get a refresh also
>>98231865Oh hey, it's git gud
>>98232173Sup, another day another goyim40k player to laugh at
>>98232084I'm just a poor NEET trying to make the most out of a kit, wouldn't that waste some good plastic?
>>98232179I feel like arguing against the ignore modify is more Jewish since it's no longer math and now trickery Jewish accounting mathto get what they want.
>>98232179I can't tell if I'm profoundly retarded or this is.
>>98232072>buy 3 years worth of hobby in one go and try cram it into 6 months>get fatiguednofuckingshitretard
>>98232179I don't understand why you think anyone here gives a shit about rules lawyers from your discord server.
With Benefit of Cover now worsening the ballistic skill by one, getting both cover and subtracting from the hit roll means giving your opponent a -2 to hit.neat
>>98232227It doesn't stack. Vanguard spearhead and Shadowmark Talon are both worse now, which is why they're 2dp.
>>98232215It's not mine, these are sent to me from other people who engage with judges as high as WTC and the upper "echelon" of 40k. These are the people who organize your events and rule your games if you play anything at a major, and theyre fucking retarded. Laughing at retarded people is funny, and there's more people replying to this (caring about it) than you replying, so.
>>98232233It doesn't? Improving the ballistic skill & getting +1 to hit works for the IG, so why doesn't the opposite work?
>>98232200Hes wrong because you is not equal to your friend and hes using that as a comparison to movement vs maximum distance which the rules literally say are the same thing. >>98232195It is incredibly Jewish, but its funnier to ask them how they'd feel without having breakfast
>have 60 Infernus Marines>give 30 infernus marines Jump Packs and call them Vanguard Veterans>they burn in melee, while they attack in melee like classic Burna Boyz 4th editionWould you see them as proper VanVets or call foul? On the verge of ordering 30 jump packs.firestorm assault force gives +1str to torrent weapons inside 12"
>>98232237>organize your events and rule your games if you play anything at a majorReply to this post if you regularly attend organized 40k tournaments. This isn't wholly intended as a gotcha, I'm actually curious because fucking nobody in this general talks about this game as a competition except in mockery of people who participate in it.
>>98232240Maybe I'm just confusing it with Stealth. Seems pretty busted if it works.
>>98232158>cannot be used in a room you eat or sleep in>needs lots of ventilation >must use gloves and a mask when handling uncured resin>can develop an allergy to resin if you get it on your skin or breathe it in>must fuck around with isopropyl alcohol and UV light to cure your models >models need to be cured at alli have a resin printer and it's great for making your own models but it's disingenuous to say resin is less fussy than FDM
>>98232259I want to add to this. getting the resin alcohol soak right, I ordered parts from someone off etsy and all their shit is brittle. Like I tried to cut the hand off a shield and the whole thing shattered like a Rupers Drop (break tail, it all shatters)
>>98232240From the last update FAQ:>Vanguard Spearhead Detachment▪ Shadow Masters Detachment Rule: Change to 'Each time a rangedattack targets an ADEPTUS ASTARTES unit from your army, unless theattacking model is within 12", the target has the benefit of cover.'
>>98232158Less fussy yes but they require alot of hazardous waste management and ventilation that doesn't jive with many peoples living space, and the low upfront cost is counteracted by all the chems you have to buy.
>>98232266Shadowmark is the same wording but I copied the wrong one.
>>98232227People thought it would stack but it doesn't, which makes stealth and other -1 to hit effects much less valuable, considering it's just basic cover now.
>>98232188I'm just a poor NEET, nobody loves me>He's just a poor NEET on a site for anime
>>98232245Who would you feel if you won a game by gotcha'ing your opponent?
>>98232288I would blame them for only reading their own army's codex. I read every armies codex when it comes out. If they go into a game blind , that's their own fault.
>>98232294It's good to see you're not longer being a sperg about this.
>>98232305Im not the poster you were previously been talking too, I just answered your simple question.
>>98232288How would I feel? I would feel terrible and that the win wasnt deserved and then I would offer them a take-back or submit a forfeit loss as a result because gotcha is cheating to me personally and would rather maintain the integrity of fair play than win a stupid fucking game. However, I dont gotcha and make great effort not to.
>>98231996That entire post hurt me.But I’ll try anyways.
>>98232329How can you say gotcha is unfair when they had every opportunity to read your codex and know what your rules were?
Beginner question: when you guys build your units, how do you go about equipping your dudes in terms of weapons? do you think in advance what you'll use in a match, or go with what looks cool and tell your opponent if your model is equipped with something different than built?>pic related, it's me
>>98232334This.
>>98232341WYSIWYG only applies to tournament play. If I change the equipment on my characters to tailor I have it on my printed out army roster which I give my opponent to read before we start the game.
>>98232334Because Im not an autistic retard who needs to win at 40k to feel good about myself and think its more fair to have open and transparent information between players. I even give them reminders as well as take backs. Ive let my opponent redeploy his entire army and undo entire movement and shooting phases. Because its more rewarding to win fairly and not because your opponent forgot something. If you dont think this way, try it my way, you'll make way more friends this way. Because I know you dont have any if you play that way.
>>98232341my dudes have what they have and I stand by it
>>98232341Build what's cool. WYSIWYG isnt even enforced at the tournament level. Use markers or clearly communicate to your opp who has what
>>98232350I already play Orks, thats as much of an advantage my opponent should need. There is no excuse for not reading every new codex for free when its usually available for download 2 weeks before the official launch.
>>98232259>cannot be used in a room you eat or sleep in>needs lots of ventilationthats true of FDM printers too. the molten plastic extruder puts off all sorts of hazardous fumes. dont tell me you've been keeping it running near you?
>>98232361Okay anon, you can be a loser and get a cheap little ego boost about winning toy soldiers and hopefully that lifts your spirits enough to prevent reality from setting in
>>98232329I just say "are you sure you want to do that" before someone does something that will allow me to react, I'm not being a special ed teacher but I'm allowing my opponent the opportunity to think and ask if I have anything I can do in relation to their action.I'm not going to be a sped that tells people how to play their army, but I'll definitely give them indicators on whether they should consider what they're doing more closely so they can actually learn from the experience and create a neruron connection, because telling people how to play their army is just going to create the same players that still. omplain when they lose.
>>98232334Unless you're playing in a tournament, there is no reason to think like this. Good sportsmanship and curtesy should be the norm for friendly games. The term "WAAC" gets thrown around a lot but purposefully staying quiet while your opponent in a casual game makes an honest mistake or is clearly unaware of a special rule, just because you want to win, seems like genuine WAAC behavior.
>>98232380Shaming tactics like that only work on women. I have been playing 40k since 4th edition and Ive played against tournament players and casual players. It is your own fault if you don't learn the rules, it has nothing to do with ego.
I'm going to paint some models today.
>>98232388Look , I might be an outlier because i'm an insurance agent who has to remember the specific details of multiple policies word for word so for me reading every codex when its released is easy. When I win because of a gotcha , it is because my opponent didn't bother to learn about my army and they had more than enough time to. Friendly game doesn't mean giving your opponent every opportunity to win. That is just cope because you feel guilty at being better at something than someone else.
>>98232392Use purple.
>>98232381That's very fair and similar to what I do. I dont tell them how to pilot, but I let them reverse decisions when lack of information or a misunderstanding obviously lead to it. This is different than a tactical error. I have blood surge on world eaters, I remind them at the beginning of shooting and then if they shoot me anyway I ask if they forgot. If they did, undo it. If they say "I know" I let them do it and suffer. It's shocking these basic social skills are so lost. I'd love to play you, though
>>98232392lies
>>98232388Tournaments actively punish you and force you to give a take back or even hand out yellows for repeated gotcha behaviors. Im a TO myself and I hand them out so much that the chuds at my local area dont even play my events because I know they cheat all the time
>>98232389Okay. Ive literally played at world champs and you get thrown out of events for playing that way and we all mock you for it. You only play in an LGS that let's you get away with it, which is pathetic.
>>98232400Tournaments sound gay
>>98232393Post bcp
>"gotcha" rulesHow is this even a thing, codexes come out once an edition, as soon as you play against some trick ONE TIME it will never surprise you again, who cares if you lose one game in an edition after a new codex comes out because you didnt know your opponent could do some new thing? Plus if you lose the entire battle over one little trick like that you probably weren't going to win anyway, this just sounds like cope from sore losers. Just suck up the loss and then play more games. You guys are hilarious acting like 40k is even some particularly tactical or tricky game to begin with, there are very few stratagems or whatever that are actually that impactful.
>>98232405I'm part of a private club with 11 members. There are only 2 people in the club who ever get gotcha'd and its because they are big time stoners who can't remember shit while playing. That is their own fault for smoking a gram of weed before the game.
>>98232406Only when there's gotcha players
>>98232388even in tournament setting you have a pregame chat to give a brief rundown on your reactive playsif you forgot after that then its all on you
>>98232408>Plus if you lose the entire battle over one little trick like that you probably weren't going to win anyway, this just sounds like cope from sore losers.This.
>>98232369NTA but I have my fan running whenever I have mine going in my room.
>>98232413Dude said he hands them out alot which means this happens alotWhich makes tournaments sound gay
>>98232416That's just a gotcha with extra steps and it makes you worse at the game and prevents friendships. I ask my opponent if they'll remind me about gotchas and if they dont, then I ask them 10000 questions every phase so thry have to answer until they agree
>>98232425If you ban them then you dont hand them out anymore, now do you
>>98232394not him but I just finished painting my emperor’s children purple parts, so that’s neat to see another purple enjoyer. I plan on painting the rest gold, green, and leopard print when I get to them.
>aha! You moved your unit within 8" of my shitty termagants! GOTCHA! They get to move an additional d6" on your tu->I know, I've played against Tyranids more than literally one (1) time ever>o-oh... well anyway... *rolls a 2* Haha! They get to move 2" on your turn!>okay *shoots them all and they all die to bolters*Retards here acting like if they don't know every ability like this before the game they're going to get squads of Terminators insta-deleted, lmfao
>>98232101>>98232104Awesome, thanks
>>98232392DAYDREAMING FAILURE
>>98232435Yellows are warnings reds are bansHes having to warn people frequently for cheating which means lots of cheating happens which also means theres probably a lot of cheating that goes unnoticed which makes tournaments sound gay
>>98232412>That is their own fault for smoking a gram of weed before the game.If thats how they play they deserve to lose.
I often remind my opp of rules they forgot to use if I know their codex well enough
>>98232446In any case, Im the one handing them out and I purged them from my events and they only play at a store that can barely fill up 8 people for an rtt, because people avoid that store because of cheaters
>>98232412I would never play against some smelly pothead who gets themselves retarded on purpose by smoking goynip before the game, jesus fucking christ that sounds miserable. You wanna get high that's cool it's your own life but the only activity you could do after that with any competence is sit on a couch watching TV, I'm not playing a wargame with you.
>>98232462>knowing the rules better than a stoned opponent is cheatingPeople like you are the problem with this hobby.
>>98232440Might be fine if you’re talking about terminators but some armies can get totally fucked by a single gotcha
>>98232464youre acting like weed makes you genuinely unga bunga retarded despite seemingly never having smoked itI can smoke and do difficult intellectually challenging work without issueIm not saying its healthy or good for you im just saying its not what you’re describing it as being
>>98232408if the gotcha isn't winning you the game and losing a game doesn't matter then why not just let them take back the play?its not even that impactful so why care?
>>98232481I smoked it plenty of times in high school and at conventions, it's just not that enticing now as a grown-ass man. And most of the people who smoke it regularly seemingly don't even have two working brain cells to run together even BEFORE getting stoned so maybe it's just a self-selection issue. Or maybe you aren't as competent while high as you believe you are. Point is I really dont like playing against people who give glassy eyed empty stares when you try to get them to pay attention to the game and I already run into that problem with sober morons.
Is rolling 1+1 on a charge roll a critical failure or would I still succeed the charge with one of those +1 to charge roll skills?
>>98232493>then why not just let them take back the play?I would, I'm not some WAACfag, I'm just saying you guys are making a big deal out of something that almost doesn't exist.
>>98232507No such thing as a critical fail in 40kYes, if you have a +1 to charge you can still succeed on a 2.
>>98232502People who are low IQ tend have worse long-term decision making so alot of stoners are low IQ in general whether they are high or notEither way 40k kinda sucks dick whether you’re sober or not tbqh
>>98232519>Either way 40k kinda sucks dick whether you’re sober or not tbqhThe modern editions do, yeah
I read the lion and enjoyed it has there been any good novels out lately?
>>98232393>(((insurance agent)))>loose adherence to the concept of fair playChecks out.
>>98232532Voidscarred is probably the best Eldar book GW has released.
>>98232532That book wasn't good so if you liked it then there are plenty of other trash books out you will enjoy.I really need Fehervari to put out more work, the one flaw that guy has is he writes so much slower than the crappy ones.
>>98232518They don't use the term but the attack sequence rules make it clear that an unmodified 1 is always a fail for some rolls, so wasn't sure. It is cleared up in a sidebar though.>in the absence of modifiers to the charge roll, aresult of 2 (a double 1) is never sufficient fora unit to complete a charge move
>>9823254440k books suck in general lmao if you like Fehervari you shouldn’t be talking down on other peoples taste lmao
>>98232556Fehervari is so clearly better by miles than almost all other BL offerings, you are just a functonal illiterate if you cannot see the difference. Probably haven't even read his work.
>>98232563Yeah he really expanded the western canon of literature his shit is right up their with the illiad kek
>>98232566Nice trollposting buddy but it's spelled Iliad.
>>98231398Hey i have that cd. Recently been listening to wraithknight. Just saw them livehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2UdPzvuEOis&pp=ygURd3JhaXRoa25pZ2h0IGJhbmQ%3D
>>98232563I tried Requiem Infernal but just couldn't get into it after the first few chapters
>>98232566lmao lmao kek lmao
>>98232571not trolling his shit genuinely sucksIf you like it thats cool but his shit sucks just like the rest of the 40k books>>98232576it do be like that
>>98232578>not trolling bro lmao I just type like a retarded zoomer lmao kek fr ongod
To someone who's played literally any other game on earth, this condemnation of "waacfags" in this hobby is surreal. In most places if you whine about someone using the rules cleverly to win, you're the one mocked, called noob, scrub, casual, and told it's a skill issue and you need to git gud. This weird attitude of 40k players to coddle brainlets makes the whole hobby seem full of retards.I just saw this thing on youtube about how to position your unit cleverly around a wall so not all the enemy models can engage.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L_nOAkc27TYI see this and I say "wow, that's really smart" and then I look at the comments and it's everyone whining about how it's "not fair", What a bunch of bitches.
>>98231853Doesnt seem like enough terrain
>>98232584see i dont even have to try to trollme just casually typing pisses you off lol
>>98232585Its because 40k sucks dick dude
>>98232591Yes you being literally retarded and spouting off like anyone cares about a retard's opinions is obnoxious and abrasive, correct.
>>98232585>someone who's played literally any other game on earthyou can just say your a MTG player, anon
>>98231853What is the modern obsession with tilting building footprints by 45 degrees to have random diagonal ones not aligned with the other buildings right beside them, where the fuck have you ever seen anyone build buildings like that
>>98232585There are plenty of metafags in games using broken characters, especially 0 skill metafags being hard carried by the character, who get mocked as so.
>there is such a thing as Vat Grown Skitarri>its a common thingwhat how, isn't that Heretical?Like the Krieg do that and its such a big no no it became part of their "Kill me im so Shameful" thingbut the Mechan do it all the time? Openly? This isn't a Cawl thing where hes so important his heresy (cAIwl) is looked over, this is a foundational thing.
>>98232585>I have no understanding of the difference of an exploitation of rules vs trying your best
>>98232596lmao @ u dishing it out and then shitting your diapey immediately afterwards because you cant take it
>>98232585MTG player spotted. You ruined magic and now youre ruining 40k with this type of thinking. Kill yourself
>>98232609Vat grown servitors has been a thing since literal RT, skitarii are like one step up from servitors, what the fuck are you talking about.
>>98231853>shooting gallery terrain>lost against knights Lmao
>>98232611Everyone is just laughing at you for being stupid anon>lmao lmao lol
>>98232606
>>98232625Yeah notice how the buildings immediately next to it are aligned down the streets and there's a massive fucking gap before you get to the left side where the buildings are offset, and even still that's a rare thing to find and only in a big city
>>98232450based and good playmate pilled
>>98232621meltie kek
>>98232464We have a couple regulars at my LGS who smoke pot and I quietly refuse to play them. Most of the store's play areas are in separate rooms and I'm not gonna lock myself in a room with a dude you can already smell across the entire building for hours on end. You can make whatever arguments you want about cognition on weed, I don't care, but the smell is non-negotiable.
>>98232653This too, absolutely true. I regret voting in favor of legalizing weed years ago because now you smell that skunk shit everywhere outside, should have known better than to believe these subhuman animals would be responsible about it smoking in their houses.
>>98232664if it makes you feel better your vote didnt matter in the slightest
>>98232606>>98232635american-kun...
>>98232664It is worse when they get high and drive, because "Dude, it is legal!". So many people killed.
Is anyone actually going to try playing Disruption into what looks like a Purge heavy meta already? It just seems like such a punishing mission to have to play every single game
>>98232674Some crazy bastards will find a way to work it, but it won't be for the average player.
>>98232674Eldar
>>98232669Yeah true....Anyway Warhammer 40,000. What ever happened to Marines using combat drugs? That was a thing once, I swear.
>>98232673I mean drunk driving is 100 times more common and probably 100 times worse and we cant make that shit illegal or our resident alcoholics will make speakeasies againPlus its a pentillion dollar industry
>>98232674>cuck dispositions Play purge or take. The others are literally cuck missions where you watch me fuck your army in front of you
>>98232683Progressive scoring is so fucking gay, we really need to go back to having missions like Cleanse. Just cap the fucking table quarters negro. I'm not counting up fiddly VPs every single round based on a dozen changing variables.
>>98232681Where do you live that drunk driving is legal?
>>98232700I live in a place where drinking is legalAnd some people drive drunkWhich is nuts
>>98232694Yeah cuck missions are lame
>>98232585Nah, this ultra competitive shit is a fairly new phenomenon. I blame matchmaking in video games as well as the rise of streamer culture making zoomers chase clout and views.
>>98232700He meant alcohol anon, not drunk driving. He's talking about criminalizing all alcohol. Which, I fear, might be dangerously based as alcohol is an incredibly dangerous and addictive substance that kills more people than almost any other drug globally.
>>98232679that makes sense when marines were more goonish. now that they’re mega super soldiers who can kill ten men with their bare hands, its just overkill. though if you do like the idea of them using it for the overkill + love of the game, there’s still marines who use them.
>>98232713I think it kills more people than any drug periodMaybe nicotine stuff kills more people? Idk
>>98232708So "if we just ban alcohol, then nobody would ever drive drunk". Seems logical and totally would work, like with everything else we've made illegal.
>>98232718No way, nicotine itself isn't deadly at all just addictive. If anything it leads to sleep disorders, unhealthy eating patterns etc but its all the added shit in cigarettes that kills. If you were to take your nicotine purely via something like gum its literally just an addictive stimulant like coffee, with a shorter half life. Alcohol deaths account for almost 5% of ALL deaths globally.https://www.who.int/news/item/25-06-2024-over-3-million-annual-deaths-due-to-alcohol-and-drug-use-majority-among-menAlcohol is genuinely an insane plague upon the planet, but men like it because it makes them feel cool and brave to consume it.
>>98232719This. In the US we have people getting into accidents on coke, weed, meth and more and the US has some of the most draconian prohibition laws in the country.
damn, I didn’t realize /40kg/ was full of so many teetotalers.
>>98232719Banning alcohol would directly result in far fewer drunk drivers. They'd exist, but there'd be way less, and as a result way fewer good innocent people getting splatted by those assholes. When a drunk driver gets in an accident, it's not usually the drunk driver that dies, it's the other party. Now do we actually care about saving innocent lives? I dunno, we're constantly bombing the middle east to save 50 cents on gas. It's like that "would you press a button for 1000 dollars if 1000 random people die" meme. Morals aren't a real thing anyway so figure it out yourself I guess.
>>98232726Alcohol is not a plague. It's actually good for you in moderation. Even the Bible recommends drinking some red wine now and then. Alcoholics are a plague. Gluttons who consume too much, who don't know how to function sober. That's the problem. The problem is certain people. The problem is ALWAYS certain people. Just like guns aren't actually a problem and in the hands of responsible (mostly White) owners there are almost zero gun deaths ever, but inner city niggers commit tons of murder and inflate the shit out of the stats.
Any of you anons have the 40k version of this comic where it's a Chaos Space Marine talking about a Venomcrawler?
>>98232726>person who thinks nicotine is just like coffee and alcohol kills more than nicotine consumption thinks alcohol is just consumed by men to be coolYou need to be 18 to post here.
>>98232732Anyone still getting shitfaced past the age of 25, is probably a fucking bum and a burden on the people around them. Drinking is one thing, getting DRUNK is another.
>>98232732I'm not a teetotaler, but I do think culturally the normalization of alcohol as something safe in the household and also as a trial that must be passed to enter adulthood harm and kill millions of people. I think this because its objectively true. I am not advocating for or against any type of legislation in regards to it. People want to kill themselves, I say let them.
>>98232740>Even the Bible recommends drinking some red wine now and then.Ah yes, the Bible, that famously wholesome bastion of morality that endorses rape and slavery.
>>98232747>culturally the normalization of alcohol as something safe in the household and also as a trial that must be passed to enter adulthoodDon't bring your childhood trauma here, we don't care.
>>98232753Nice reddit fedora post, but no the Bible does not endorse those things. Christians ended slavery as a practice. Rape is specifically condemned. You have never read the Holy Book.
Is it burger hours again?
>>98232743Cigarettes are not just nicotine, this is just objective fact.They contain specifically crystalline silica (basically finely ground quartz that stays in the lungs and is hard to remove because its basically ground rock glass) and even scarier multiple compounds of formaldehyde. Both are considered highly carcinogenic, far more than nicotine. Nicotine in its pure form is rather famously not carcinogenic at all and has been rigorously studied. I'm sure you could find this out with a quick google search if you stopped being smug and just looked it up yourself. You can in fact just learn things whenever you want.
>>98232762Every hour is burger hours, brother, we run the world.
Salamanders2000Forgefather's Seekers+Librarius ConclavePurgeVulcan leading 10 Infernus in a RepulsorLibrarian leading 10 Infernus in a RepulsorLibrarian leading 10 Infernus on footAdrax leading 6 Bladeguard in an Impulsor6 Eradicators in an Impulsor5 Intercessors5 Intercessors5 Heavy Intercessors5 Heavy IntercessorsI'm excited about this. Vulcan makes Torrent reroll to wound, the detachment makes Torrent +1 strength, and the Librarius detachment makes them +1AP. So your infernus marines are shooting S6 AP2 torrent weapons that reroll to wound. Pretty funny. Imagine the Overwatch stratagem here too. Makes my SoB jealous, literally just better SoB lol. It gets even crazier if you find some points to buy Enhancements for the Librarians, since Fullisade also gives the Infernus Anti-Monster 5+, Anti-vehicle 5+, AND Sustained Hits 1. I think Forgefather+Librarius go together like bread and butter.Plenty of home base objective defenders, and a really strong bid for the central objective with all the salamander character rules.This feels pretty good. It's a shame the third Infernus unit doesn't have their own vehicle, but just ran out of points.And the conversation yesterday made me realize Heavy Intercessors are just crazy so took a couple of those.What do we think?
>>98232679>>98232717Marines use drugs all the time in the fluff.It's not commented on very much, but their armour is constantly injecting them with stimulants and pain meds and the like.
>>98232726Nicotine gets you addicted to carcinogenic delivery systemsIts probably less of an issue now with vaping and zynns and shit but last generation got absolutely raped by cigarettes
>>98232756I have zero trauma related to alcohol, but your defensiveness is interdasting. I drink alcohol in moderation with zero issues to socialize, enjoy the taste of certain alcoholic beverages but you make assumptions to disregard facts that make you uncomfortable. Very humorous. Sorry I hurt your feelings.
>>98232783>less of an issue now with vaping>lessLmao those are way worse for you then cigarettes
>>98232585I feel ya anon.My problem is I may have gotten softer over the years and I’m almost 30. I’m not much of a trash talker as I used to be as a younger lad.I’m not sure why.I don’t mind the clever rules of 40k. My problem is that it should still look “cinematic” as much as each turn shows a battleground where infantry and tanks are “realistically” positioned not hugging a wall in a big penguin flock huddle of infantry and tanks all crowded together.The lack of motivation to “hide” the symmetrical terrain through painting them isn’t helping either.
>>98232771>we run the world.uhhh, you read the news lately?
>>98232758>Slaves, in reverent fear of God submit yourselves to your masters, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh. 1 Peter 2:18Christ loves it when you submissively endure pain and humiliation, actually. Slavery is a-okay.
>>98232798The clock is ticking on the Epstein class, they have maybe two years tops before the 80 year reckoning.
>>98232674Seeing as Eldar HAVE to play Disruption, Recon, or Priority Assets, yes you will see Eldar playing Disruption with Aspect Host and having negative fun. All the other lists will be you having no fun as they play a completely different game than you.
>>98232758Literally every major religion condemns everything bad and people still do a bunch of bad shit in its name. Especially all the Abrahamic religions. You think jesus would be skipping and jumping that Tehran hospitals got exploded by Jews and Christians? LMAOwhats written in the book means NOTHING, its literally just a tool in power's toolkit same as it ever was. christian conquistador spaniards killed more people than the german, soviet or japanese suicides and claimed god willed it the entire time.At least the dominant human religions in 40k just fully embrace being a psychopathic murderer who kills the other instead of moralfagging while doing it anyway.
>>98232802Please let this be true it would be SO FUNNY.the only thing that units woke tumblrtards and 4chuds
>>98232800>I'm gonna misinterpret out of full context a quote that doesnt accurately translate the Greek word used as "slave" here and act very smart as I tip my fedora>meanwhile, in reality, slavery was factually ended as a practice by deeply religious Christian White men who knew more about the Bible and Theology than a fat redditor knows about anything ever
Hey anons.I am feeling interested in terrain painting.I want to go the printing route though.If I had to get stuck with only one 3d stl modular terrain maker who should it be?
>>98232811Its more of a tool against nihilism or whatever but yeah its been weaponized as wellStandard shit
>>98232811>christian conquistador spaniards killed more people than the german, soviet or japanese suicides and claimed god willed it the entire time.It WAS God's will anon, those "people" were child-torturing cannibals committing mass human sacrifice and pedophilia and all of the other local tribespeople being preyed upon by them allied with the Spanish and praised them as heroes. Stop getting your history from fat evil communist freaks with green hair and septum piercings.
>>98232820Idk homie just find some L shaped shit you think looks cool and get at it
>>98232818I hate christcucks. Not to be whataboutist but there are tons of bad things Christians do and good things Christians do. christians as a demographic are all over the fucking place and half of them think all the others aren't "real christians". Its kind of a stupid argument.It is true though that the american abolitionist movement in the 1700s and 1800s was made up of some very based people of devout christian faith. But the slave owners were "christian" too.anyway isnt this pretty off topic for /40kg/?it will all be deleted soon inshallah
>>98232825>spanish colonialism was good actuallyman you are just a retarded nigger I dont really care what dumb shit you believe. ive read opinion pieces from the 1500s by spanish missionaries on the conduct of the conquistadors all over the continent and its disgusting and they recognized it as such back then too.
>>98232828Meh Christianity built the West and everything good came from the West and it only deteriorated as the West abandoned ChristianityBut yeah 40k woot
>Got a forge world basilisk from a guy giving away old shit>Building it is abysmal dogshitFuck this I'm pawning this off the local grog and buying a HH basilisk
>>98232828>But the slave owners were "christian" too.The majority of them were actually... well... I'll let you finish that sentence yourself, you get three guesses.But you're right this is off-topic. Changing subject. Why is slavery rarely mentioned as a practice of Imperials in 40k?
>>98232820>only one 3d stl modular terrain maker who should it be?feels pretty antithetical to the 3D proonting mindset. Pillage from all over the place, get whats good. STL files are a pittance against both real terrain kits AND the initial investment price of a printer and its associated materials / maintenance. If you can afford the printer, ventilation systems, resin, extra tools, room for it, and rinsing station then you can afford 50 bucks for a couple of different terrain kits and pick and choose what you like.Or just pirate.
My favorite Christian Cope is when you point out all the horrendous stuff in the old testament and they say "well that doesn't apply because Jesus made a new covenant and changed all the rules"Yeah ok but the god you worshipped still said all that old testament stuff was morally ok. Gee it's like it wasn't written by a god at all but a bunch of guys who just had different views of morality than we do in modern times.
Can you buck toothed fat lipped niggers shut the fuck up and post models.
>>98232843we already stoppedA few posts is ok but its been like 30 minutes time to get back to 40k my dude
>>98232834>the Christian missionaries recognized the bad practices of some of their countrymen as immoralSo... the Christians... were the good guys calling out immoral behavior... how interesting...
>>98232826>>98232841I understand the hypocrisy of limiting oneself with a printer but the reason is because different modular terrain makers use different means of keeping terrain modular.What prompted me to ask was about printable scenery’s openlock system.I’m not sure if it is a silly gimmick or a genuinely good thing that makes assembly as easy as Lego.
The evils of religion are actually super on topic for 40k
>>98232839I think it is they just dont really call it slavery because its normalized as an institution of the state. People dont normally call for profit prisons in the US slavery either even though it pretty much meets all the defintions.Also a lot of imperial labor follows the serf model, I.E. peasents beaten into submission by the military to work and usually people distinguish between slavery and serfdom. If you are forced to sit in a room for 22 hours a day six days a week (or the equivelent schedule in your sci fi setting) copying books and if you slack off you get electro shocked and you are only there because your dad had the same job and you inherited it from him thats serfdom not slavery.
>>98232818The full context is that you should slavishly obey your masters and proudly let them abuse you because being a victim brings you closer to god. Christianity fetishizes being weak and trodden upon, it's literal slave morality.
>>98232850both the conquistadors and missionaries where christian, both claimed to act in gods name and both claimed the high ground from a moral standpoint. basically to assign any religious group as moral or immoral is pointless because the vast majority of people follow their own ideas on the matter first and the holy book second or third or not at all (like american evangelicals, mormons etc). The popes started major world wars at the height of their power, and advocated for looting, genocide, martial conquest, slavery etc. Modern ones tend to be more based, but if I was cynical I would say that is a product of their waning relavence that only true believers remain in the establishment as the church isnt an avenue for political power anymore.
>Numbers 31:18 (NIV) Following the war against the Midianites, Moses gives instructions regarding the captives. This verse specifies that the soldiers are to spare and keep alive for themselves the young girls who have never known a man intimately.Bible endorses treating women as property, and rape. Unless you can think of another reason soldiers would "keep the virgin girls for themselves"
>>98232395>It's shocking these basic social skills are so lost.Unironically learnt more social skills by being a little sped and being bullied in games for my lack of social skills because i was being a dickhead vs actual lessons. People should be, justifiable, punished for being negatively antisocial, because it's not just the newer generations it's a problem where people of all ages are too comfortable with being a cunt and getting away with it because they know they can just flip the script on anyone that tries to pull them in line.>I'd love to play you, thoughso long as you match any mean spirited banter thrown around.
>>98232844My models are too strong for you, traveller. You can't handle my models.
>>98232862As wives, retard. You can marry the virgin women of a conquered people instead of killing them. It's a merciful act.
>>98232844yet you refuse to post models yourself… curious!
>>98232866kek
Hey I like off-topic posting as much as the next guy but we’re getting a little ridiculous here
>>98232872and if they refuse? and if they don’t want to have sex?
>>98232872true!
>>98232878>women>not wanting to have sex with the fit and dominant chad warriors that just conquered themKek, this guy doesn't know a thing about women.
>>98232872>It's not rape, I'm just killing your family and forcefully taking you as my war bride!Old Testament is the only fun part of the bible because it's a good 50% bronze age savagery.
>>98232806>Guardian Battlehost + Armored Warhost>War Walkers get Assault, +1 to hit when on or targeting an objective>Can have 2 of any of the Eldar heavy weapons, namely Brightlances and Missile LaunchersTime to make everyone else miserable I guess.
>>98232891To be fair the people the Israelites were sent to kill were all degenerate demon worshippers continuing the same shit from Sodom and Gomorrah in the same region.Like yeah sorry little girl I had to kill your dad because he was going to burn you alive in a brass bull and spent every day raping and sodomizing your little brother, God said we can't have that shit continue anymore.
This “Christ” guy sounds pretty smart and his book is probably pretty influential, but if we wanna talk about TRULY influential writing, it’s GOTTA be FehervariHis stuff changed my life
>>98232875people are just anxious to get their armageddon box, so they can actually hobby. for now as they wait, they begin getting into fights with each other over dumb shit to pass the time. kind of like orks on a big kroozer going to the next planet.
>>98232889I masturbate to a conquistador sexual fantasy where I am beaten to become a spaniards slave wife even though I dont speak his language. I wouldn't actually want that in real life retard.
>>98232758>>98232818It baffles me that in the year of our lord 2026 we still have christfags getting mindbroken by having their imaginary sky-daddy criticizedHow have you survived on the internet this long?
>>98232904>femoid opinion Thanks for your two cents sweet cheeks
>>98232905You faggots are really still going?you’re worse than any christ-niggasShut the fuck up
>>98232905The year of who, anon? The year of what 2026? Can you state that one more time for the camera?
Friendly reminder that Imperium of Man is a satirical mockery of an ultra-conservative, ultra-christian, ultra-white fascist dictatorship and if you're unironically right wing and into this hobby, you are the one being mocked and you don't even realize it. Doubly so if you think the imperium is actually "based" and not a dystopian nightmare.
>>98232917Hell yeah politics!
>>98232897They worshiped unga bunga sand people gods just like the Israelites. Then the Israelites' god got conflated with El, a Canaanite god, and started taking on the bearded sky-daddy persona that we know today. It's all the same bronze age savagery, anon.
>>98232917This has become such a meme at this point I can't even take you seriously. By now I don't even believe delusional leftists still think this is true after all the times it's been debunked by quotes from Priestley et al.
Fuck the shitposting, what models do you think are gonna be in the Codex release for Orks?>Already know we're getting themMultipart WarbossMultipart BoysWarbikers>All but certain to get a refreshLootas/BurnasGretchin/RuntherdWhat else do you think we'll get?
>>98232920Please tell me more fake reddit history taught to you by the same Satanic Talmudic Christ-rejecting traitor jews worshipping the very baby-eating sand gods in question.
>>98232910I'm not the one that brought up the Bible as a source of moral good. I prefer the Bibble.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZvGfsDzTfU
>>98232927Thats great dude 40k now
>>98232917>you are the one being mockedThis was never true, but even if it were, it's just the "you tried to make fun of me but made me look awesome instead because you are retarded" meme.
>>98232919Imagine politics coming up around a hobby where xenophobic space-whiteys conquer and colonize and genocide and forceably-convert and enslave the native populations of everywhere.
>>98232938Hell yeah lets talk politics!
>>98232938>xenophobic space-whiteys conquer and colonize and genocide and forceably-convert and enslave the native populations of everywhereReminder that the very creators of the setting have said this is mostly justified because aliens are fucking evil monsters that did this shit to humans unprovoked during the Age of Strife and Chaos worshippers are even worse.
>>98232926Go read about the scholarly research yourself, anon. I couldn't give less of a shit if you don't want to believe it. I for one won't be living my life according to the beliefs 2,000 year old sand people, thanks.
*ruins the imperium's technological stagnation theme*
>>98232844*farts*
>>98232958>actually there is a tech priest nobody mentioned until now who totally can make lots of new marines!>he's got thousands of them just sitting around!>oh, he can make all sort of other technology that was previously rare too!Is Cawl the biggest ass-pull in the setting history?
>>98232954>(((scholarly research)))Also>I for one won't be living my life according to the beliefs 2,000 year old sand people, thanks.So instead you live by the beliefs of people who caused more human death and suffering since just the year 1900 than every Crusade, Witch Hunt, Inquisition etc combined? Atheist communists killed more people in a century than all of Christendom did in 2000 years. Check the scholarly research on that and get back to me.This is my last off-topic post tonight and I wish you the best, I pray you find the Light.
>>98232967Pretty much yes. I kind of like him as a character but how hes used in the setting is disgusting.
>>98232967no Yvraine is
>>98232969Nigga youre a fucking faggot its been over an hour im christian and i want you to shit the fuck up
>>98232958*gw still pays lip service to the stagnation theme afterwards for a decade*belisarius cawl? more like belisarius cuck.
>>98232967Yes he is, the model is sick though.>>98232972Ynnead existed for a long time, that was way less of an asspull.
>>98232923stormboyz and zagstrukk seem inevitable, but there’s also badrukk who needs to be used to lead flash gitz. the model still looks awesome, but the humble ork mek could use a nice refresh after the abomination that was the big mek.
>>98232958>and the fans LOVE itgo on youtube and xitter and plebbit and instagram and even on this board and you'll see how much people fawn over this mary sue bullshit character. then when you point out that he's this asspull who fucks over a core theme of the setting they just go "BUT THAT'S GRIMDERP" the fandom fucking hates 40k
>>98232917So you think female space marines is a bad idea then, right?
>>98232992Yes.
Here's some jp bro's model I found, the gold on the inside of the space marine collar looks pretty rad. Probably better to just go black for most of the marines like sm2 does but doing gold for lieutenants and captains would look pretty rad, I might consider it if I did a space marine army eventually. Anyway shut the fuck up about politics, normal people don't give a shit and think political retards are lunatics(which they are) so go back to /pol/ already.
>>98232992I think of women in the imperium as the extreme version of trad-wives. their traditional values just happen to be dying for the god-emperor
>>98232992Yes because it's gay for the rapists to rape women.
>>98233027>forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearnedKILL GUY HALEY.
>>98232992Ntaryt, I just think the idea is really boring personally. I don't think there's anything really interesting you can get out of the intersection of a female character and a space marine character.The Bolter Bitches just have a lot more interesting stuff going on with intersection of faith, femininity, and martial values than what I think you could do in the creative straitjacket of Space Marine + Woman. It's the same problem but to an even greater extent than Guardslop female characters.
>>98233027>"forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned">erm akshully....Go back to xitter, Bohemond.
>>98232992Yes. Because GW would make them ugly as shit considering femstodes are just roided out gorillas that are barely women.
The Twitterfag reveals where he came from. He replies to >>98233027 because he has been revealed as a poser and tries convincing him to leave /tg/. But I will tell >>98233027 to stay.
>>98232992Female space marines are a bad idea because logically they would just look like male space marines considering how much genetic and hormonal fuckery they undergo
>>98233036I wouldn't mind female guard characters if they weren't so boring with no distinct personalities. Look at guys like Cain or Yarrick, they both stand out as unique characters in the same position of power but I can't name a single interesting female guard character that makes her different from other "strong woman in a position of power in the military". GW is not even trying with these women.
Has anon been eating well?
>>98233043nah nah bohemond couldn't make this image, he's not knowledgeable enough about 40k to do so. he would also call parts of it "grimderp" anyway. anyway the admech does create things in a limited capacity so chill lil bro LMFAO
>>98233074ackshually, fruits are mostly just concentrated sugar and therefore very unhealthy>sips mountain dew
>>98233027Teach me your butthurt causing ways.
>>98233074I have a fruit salad with every meal
mechanicusinnovation poster is right, the cawl butthurt anons are wrong.BUT one of them is right about guy haley being trash
>>98233072Yeah, so many of them are spiritual ftms like Honor Harringon that exist for competence porn or the milsf pickmeisha that's like Vasquez but boring. I'm not saying it needs to be deep characterization or that background character need any.However, the Guard has a lot more room for characterization of a female character than a SM, and the BL authors don't usually do anything interesting with that. The interesting women are Inquisitors and such.
Did Tolkien and other high fantasy stories exist in the 40k universe?Do you think the space elves and space orks ever stumble on the old human stories of elves and orcs and think it's really weird?
>>98233072Give female Inquisitor.
>tfw Lucius will never be like this
>>98233104The Mechanicus used to be doing shit like making a new spaceship engine that's 1.5% more efficient and declaring the guy who came up with it a saint, or taking a gun that already existed and figuring out how to produce it. Small things that don't move the needle much, or if they do, it's still only a short leap from where we were before. Anyways, Cawl will show up to a planet and casually reveal that he can undo the Tyranid's harvesting.I like Cawl, he's the highlight of every book he's in, he's the character with my favorite writing in the faction with my favorite writing, but man is he an asspull.>>98233105If you read the Sisters of Battle novels, it's clear that in fluff they're already FSM in every way that matters (except for being the posterboy faction). Mark of Faith is one of their better novels and the main sister barely does anything, the Inquisitor character opposite her is the one the plot revolves around and who has a character besides "Emprah".
>>98232396>>98232445You think I won't? I fucking will assholes
>>98233139You can'tYou won'tYou're WEAK
What if gw gave the other factions the same number of options, detachment options, frequency of rules updates, and models as space marines?When I look through their codex, I'm baffled at the sheer number of options, detachments, sub-factions (who also have their own characters and detachments), and also by the fact that most of them are good. It's not like they fill it with crap, most options are good are at least situational.I dream of a world where gw doesn't have an obvious, drastic, and consistent favorite child.
>>98233127That's Drazhar.
>>98233113Eldar came to Earth when Bach was performing. There's probably some old Eldar in. Ulthwe or the Black Library who has a collection of autographed first edition Tolkien novels after having personally had tea with the man.
>>98233177no 40k character comes close to being as good as Kinos
>>98231277https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmlgUS8R7iohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmlgUS8R7iohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmlgUS8R7io
>>98233190buy an ad
Have you ever actually seen a Stompa used? I haven't.
>>98233119Female inquisitors are infinitely superior to female guard characters because inquisitors are schizos at their core and that means writers can actually give them unique personality traits.
>>98233074No
good questionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAX6KrlsoWI
>>98233227>>98233197
>>98233167The design team makes shit for themselves and then makes shit for other armies as a job
>>98233208Nobody plays ork here
>>98232937>"you tried to make fun of me but made me look awesome instead because you are retarded" memeReminds me of how the guy who made pic related intended it to be scary and offensive but everyone just thought it was badass.
What's the worst model in 40K?
>>98233275>everyone just thought it was badass.everybody over the age of 15 rolled their eyes at it
>>98233280The current commisar model
>>98233280The one you like the most.
How much pain am I in for in terms of wallet and transport if I play Dark Eldar? They're a faction I keep coming back to for their aesthetics, and I don't really want to play Marine mirrors. Someone has to be the bad guys, and I like the fast, spiky, space pirates thing and the wyches.
Damn, thats what skitarii look likeTwink Death is real
>>98233307He just needs some retinol cream and to fix his sleep cycle. Maybe some vitamin D supplements.
>>98233280That
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDkrF_45odQWell, /40kg/?
>anvil siege force was written to give heavy to all guns and benefit existing heavy weapons when they gain their benefit>11th changed heavy weapons to benefit from their ability when moving 3” or less>anvil not FAQd in the slightest and still demands the unit remain stationary in order to power up heavy weapons, yet non heavy weapons can still move 3” or less and benefit>all stratagems still require stationaryThis is not going to fucking get fixed. GW incompetence is unreal
What other army is most like Adepta Sororitas in gameplay?
>>98233139Painted the heads I'm gonna make it
>>98233380that's some good head anon
>>98233368Probably Eldar, ironically.
>>98233307Oh hey, it's the guy from the Iron Maiden albums.
>>98233280>>98233334spawn are fun and give you a ton of extra bits to upgrade other stuff with, the ones GW built are just really lame
>>98233368This >>98232777. I'm a SoB player starting a 4th army and I'm staying in my comfort zone of flamers hopping out of transports. I always liked Fuegan hopping out of a wave serpent as well. Any army with short range shooting, good transports, and overlapping bubbles of synergistic effects.
>>98233350You're supposed to wait for the codex dumbass
>he lives with 7 hp which causes him to have one surviving model on the objectiveEmperor give me patience...
>>98231876The downside is you have to gay age of shitmar and die of boredom
>>98232394I love purple
When the Imperium retakes a Tau-controlled human world, are the civilians liquefied for being traitors?
>>98233500That's a nice flashlight behind him
>>98233307can you even play with the skitarii butt-naked like that?
>>98232585>compfags and metafags take hold of [game]Many such cases, especially after the great e-sport trend of the 2010s.
>>98233515orks would love to kill and loot admech for their gubbins shit list
>>98232712Underrated post
>>98233516That's my wife.>:O
>>98232067>I've read every codex from 2nd through 5th and a handful of newer ones (they're mostly bad compared to the old ones) and dozens of BL books and the old codexes absolutely fucking mog and lay waste to the novels in terms of getting across the overall lore of any factionYou're exactly the type of washed out wannabe old fag I was talking about. You haven't read anything. You're out of touch and you don't know what you're talking about.Plenty of factions have better BL lore than in the codexes, like the fucking Ultramarines btw.If you were honest, you'd be posting in the /grog/ general with anons into older editions, but instead you're here being a nuissance,I bet you're a seething eldar fag.>>98232083Shut the fuck up, pedantic pseud. Nobody actually smart uses "terminus ante quem" in casual conversation, you retarded christcuck. Read the room.
>>98233578>everyone who doesn't like my blacked library slop is a newfag>everyone who doesn't like my blacked library slop is an eldarfag>everyone who doesn't like my blacked library slop is a pseud>everyone who doesn't like my blacked library slop is a christcuckor black library is shit, and you're shit for reading it
>>98233578>Old was better>u r fake grogEvery time
>>98233596>wannabe oldfags>eldarfags>pseuds>christcucks>terminally online culture warriorsBL have its ups and its downs like any other GW product. Sane anons just pick and mix whatever they like. But mentally ill retards who whine and sperg about BL for years and years here in /tg/ fall within one or more of these groups. Which one are you?>>98233607Old is not always better. Most of the time it's just different. Old codexes were indeed better written than newer 6ed+ onwards stuff, but they still had cringe and nonsense. You can't pass as an old fag if you ignore all the whining against it that was already common online back then.
>>98233633>Which one are you?Neither, and I still don't like BL, because it's shit and the people who swear by it are shit.
>>98233633>n-no I am nuancedLol no
>>98233641>terminally online>pseudgot it>>98233648>I have the mind of a teenager and everything has to be shit or awesome with no middle ground nah
>>98233672>doubles downOh my
I painted the models. Where are you now, doubters?
>>98233709Ope
>>98233714>>98233709good job anon. crimson fists?
>>98233714Isn't the single red fist supposed to be on the left hand?
>>98233672>>terminally online>>pseud>got itYou got it wrong
>>98233736Umm err ummm... the photo is mirrored?
>While you can stretch a single deck across multiple players, we recommend that each player has a deck for themselves for convenienceAm I missing something here? It looks like a single Dominatus deck should be enough for up to 9 players unless I'm reading this wrong.
As much as I love Ebay deals seeing how fucking sloppily some people build their models is utter insanity to me.
>>98233835There was a guy here who bought I think a chaos predator off ebay once and whoever he bought it from used so much hot glue to put it together that the anon had to just incorporate it into the model and paint it up like flesh/corruption. IIRC whatever hot glue the seller used was just too strong/bonded to remove without hacking up the tank in the process.
>>98233846For me it's not cleaning the models after removing them from the sprue.I can somewhat understand not cleaning mould lines because people are blind as shit/dont care that much but when every model looks like a chaos champion with the amounts of plastic sticking out I start having questions.
Tranny janny deleted about 50 posts in this thread. really earning that 0$ paycheck
>>98233866Was that the shit storm from yesterday??? that was funny hahahahaha
>new edition around the corner>see this at LGS>still full price>most people wouldn’t even take them if the were free>they’ll probably get thrown out or shredded into that pulp they use to make egg cartons I feel bad for LGS that need to take up so much shelf space stocking this crap. Paper codexes are such a waste. Honestly a subscription based app would be preferable to these glorified paper weights. Or just little sealed cards with the redeemable code inside
>>98233857>when every model looks like a chaos champion with the amounts of plastic sticking outNo see this works with the new free pivot rules. Since your model can rotate as much as it wants for no extra movement, you can spin it like a beyblade as it crosses the field, and so having spikes and jagged edges is a tactical advantage.
>>98233893>Paper codexes are such a wasteMore so because they get errata'd within half a year of buying one so the rules inside aren't even accurate anymore.I don't see how this is acceptable to anyone. The only balance changes that should occur once a codex is printed is changing point values. Besides points, every rule and every word that's in the codex you bought should stay how it is for its whole lifespan.
>>98233306You definitely want a magnetized carrying case for transporting a DEldar army because they have lots of little spikes and blades and chains that hook onto each other and everything else and snap easily. When you assemble your boats it's also a good idea not to glue the sails on so you can lay them down during transport and reduce height. Possibly the spikes and flags too.
>>98232166>deldar refresh soon
https://gofile.io/d/cosk4Y
>>98231277did they change combi weapons in 11th? i think they did?
>>98233929Thanks anon! Can't wait to see what they broke
>>98232166More like cinemoo amirite?
Where's my fucking Armageddon box James?
>>98233929
>>98233959I have more trust in GW now.
>>98233929Is this somehow different from the free PDF we've been able to download off WarCom for a fortnight
>>98233945I make my gf ware similar bikinis hahahahahahaha
>>98233280Everybody knows the answer to that.
>>98233959Only noticing now the same guy on both pics.Some anon pointed out that he's a designer and the chick is marketing from upstairs, basically just the people working on the book, hence the awkwardness of their stances.
>>98233280>”what’s the worst 40K model?”>posts AoS model
Don't care for this new artwork, they look like action figures.Always good to see Marines Malevolent, though.
>>98234004Yeah what's the deal with these new sample arts for Chapters? Why do they look like mobile game assets?
>>98234004>shrink the bolter a bit to make it look closer to older minis>meanwhile the minis in the actual box:
>>98234004>>98234011How long do you think until GW bites the bullet and just releases a non-primaris Tactical Squad? Pretty obvious that they're rolling back all the new design choices bit by bit.
>>98234013They're just backtracking on aesthetic, they're not undoing Primaris as a concept itself
>>98234007I was thinking they look like the joytoys.
>>98232769If (You) bothered to read those studies, you'd find that nicotine (not cigarettes, nicotine) is far more dangerous to your health than coffee.
>>98233959Nothing will top Matt Ward getting dressed up for the occasion.
>>98233714I kneel…
>>98233736>>98233714They're a lesser known successor chapter called the Fimson Crists
>>98234013>How long do you think until GW bites the bullet and just releases a non-primaris Tactical Squad?If you're not counting the Horus Heresy then this is the closest you'll get. Primaris is here to stay.
Trazyn is overhated
>>98234020>They're just backtracking on aestheticHardly since they are all still just wearing mk10.>>98234011It's not even shrunken down. It's the same size.
Armageddon is out, my LGS has it, yet I feel nothing
>>98234049Aneurismus Astartes Chapter?>>98234013If the Scouring rumors are true we'll get mk7 marines soon enough.For 40k the best you'll see is the same primaris base/proportions but the armor parts fashioned like old marines.>Removed fake pecs>Removed knee fin (I need to find the actual word for these)>arms and thighs without the extra layer>different helmet & powerpack>bolt carbineThat alone would make a ton of people happy
>>98234093>I need to find the actual word for theseIt's a knee guard. I believe GW called them like that themselves in one of the Primaris design articles.
>>98234100>knee guardI'd believe them since I can't find real armor with such a thing
>>98234100>>98234110Apparently it's a "knee guard". Heh.Fucking knee guards.
>>98234054it's actually unreal that trazyn, THE most popular necron character, top 2 most popular xenos character and the main character of one of the best selling BL books, is stuck with an ancient garbage finecast model
>>98233227the amount of estrogen in this thumbnail is off the charts
>>98234129>ancientGotta leave something for the new edition codices I suppose Named characters and pity units
>>98234129There's def a new model sitting there for the right moment to be released. Same with the black templar ancient or the chaos bikers (soon, trust)
>>98234090my lgs has sold 0 copies so far today
>>98234129I think that GW designers actively resent 40k characters created or made popular in other media.Look at the dogshit Titus models, or how Honsou, the most important Iron Warrior leader just below Perturabo has been forgotten in the IW release.
>>98234129almost like his popularity is a figment of your delusional imagination
>>98233227>warmachinetoo goofy>trench crusadeNot sci-fi, but most important held back by owners>infinityit's sci-fi but nothing special>battletechPeople like big robots, but they are not that special>WW2 gamesNiche and nerd status cursed>fantasyThey're all samey despite being different, it's weird.To be fair if you made another space fantasy with space orks, space elves and warriors in power armor you'd be seen as a 40k rip-off.I love 40k, even if nu40k sucks donkey dick, but it's still leagues more interesting than the "competition".
>>98234140All artists have egos and if given a choice they will want to leave their own mark on an IP/setting even if they come up with dogshit like the taurox transport, firestrike turret, tau sunshark bomber (I bring up those things because they all had forge world models that easily could have been ported over but the """""artists""""" had to grace us with their creativity instead.)
Whoever does the Eldar stuff has my approval. The marineman can die in a fire.
>>98232923>>Already know we're getting them>Multipart BoysAre we? Necron Warriors and Termagants from the starter sets ended up not getting multiparts. The Termagants just got an extra weapon sprue.
>>98232872Last time your country went on conquering spree your president started praising Allah on public.
>>98234150what about star wars legion? they’re pretty good afaik
>>98232060I did this. Stuck em on a third party sculpture to get them to the same height as primaris jumpies
>>98232784Post liquor cabinet.
>>98234175It's more of a star wars game that's war game flavored than a wargame that's star wars flavored.Star wars is unique enough that you either like it or you don't, so a star wars wargame needs to appeal to star wars fans who are also interested in wargaming.
Give it to me straight anonsIs it flopping or is it selling?
>>98234185some polack who lives in the middle of nowhere is going to tell you his shop hasn't sold any copies and therefore its flopping everywhere
>>98234185It's a moderate success. Neither a flop nor a sellout.I'm waiting for the multipart marine kits
>>98234185Both, really. It's release day here and while there weren't any lines, nearly every single person who entered the LGS had preordered a copy. Some bought two. Now if Alphaspel could hire non-sperg staff to run the till, it would be even smoother...
>>98234205>both!>everyone who came into my store had purchased a copy, sometimes two!care to revise your original statement?
>>98234185I know about 15 boxes in total bought by multiple people - I myself bought 2. All of those 15 boxes have been pre-ordered, no one bothered with waiting till today.
>>98234216nta but he's telling you there weren't lines (big success), yet those who entered had pre-ordered it. I get the nuance.
>>98234185it's just sold more copies than any other model range has sold over the past year combined, don't delude yourself.
>>98234222this aint 1998 lil bro ain't no one lining up at midnight for launches and releases.
>>98234227Regardless it doesn't help with the metrics
>>98234090Embrace the apathy, it is the greatest shield against FOMO.
>>98234090>release day>want to go to lgs to bask in hype, meet other players etc>dont plan on buying one though>know ill be tempted to just for the rule book and field guide>still a waste of money when its all online for freeShould just stay home and finish my nurglings
>>98234185number is not going up as before
>>98234216Don't quit your day job at the sponge factory.
Why would we be expecting a bunch of people to buy a blood angels x orks box? Surely most players don't even use those factions
>>98234256>>98234256>>98234256
>>98234247They aren't Blood Angels models, idiot.
>>9823424640k will remain a success long after your insipid life is snuffed out and your mum throws your 3d printed trash into the bin.
>>98234185why are there people at all emotionally invested in every single box selling out or not
>>98233550They'd hate fighting them, though, at least as far as they ever hate fighting.
