Why are Tau women always drawn with huge tits? Like even Sisters, who are often the subject of goonery, have some diversity in their builds.
>>98248092Because a bunch of retarded tertiary coomers have latched onto the idea of big titted tau women (who in appearance are just blue anime chicks) and obsessively spam that garbage every time tau are brought up.Canonically it is not even known if tau have tits in the first place. No canonical depiction of tau women exists that showcases them having breats at all.
Join greater the good?
>>98248105Join The Greater Good, stupid Gue'la.
>>98248098This is the opinion of a seething faggot mad that people don't draw enough gay astartes porn.The real reason why we have fat-tittied blueberries is because a few drawfags from back in the day were requested to draw big boob tau girls after the piece of lore that they likely evolved from bovines dropped.
>>98248092Soon we shall all join greater the good.
>>98248118Wrong, retard. I actually like and collect the Tau, rather than just jerk off to off model porn of them like you do. I'm sick of your ilk polluting every discussion about the Tau with your porn brained retardation.
>>98248092The different castes should ostensibly give a good spread of body types to play with, but it does usually seem to be either Big Fire Caste Tits or Fucking Ginormous Water Caste Tits. Earth and Air get shafted.
>>98248132>"Aun'Ui, it appears the Gue'la are too stupid to read their own language.">"Make the propaganda more retarded. Use fewer words."
>>98248147Earth caste are stocky tomboy farmgirls
Unironically I think the line of thought went like:>Faction with a vague "oriental" vibe>and with giant robots >lead to "lol like anime, weeb faction">"lol imagine if the Asian faction with mechs were like cute anime girls too">sweat starts forming on their brows, their fingers start tapping at an increasing rate, they scratch they knees>"And what if those Tau anime girls had..."And it snowballed into a meme from there
>>98248098Based.>>98248092Post your models.
>>98248092Because its cute
>>98248092On twitter, it's just tertiaries and quaternaries joining the bandwagon.In teegee it's 1~3 dedicated anon(s) reposting the same images.
>>98248092Cause its based
>>98248133You must be 18 to post here
>>98248173Unironically this, though.
>>98248092The target audience of Sisters is lesbians and metalheads. The target audience of Tau is weebs. Why is the result of those choices confusing to you?
they have greater goodsif you know what I mean
>>98248147>Ginormous Water Caste TitsThey're just negotiating tools.
>>98248133Post models
>>98248092Listen the T'au gotta have SOME appeal or positive traits
>>98250027The robots weren't enough?
>>98248092Post models.
They're also bovine equivalents so its a titcow thing as well>Xenos experts have discovered that tau are descended from bovine herbivores. Thus they are not predators and fighting is unnatural to them.>Tau have udders, short tails above the base of the spine, and they excrete enormous amounts of methane gas, especially when stressed.>They chew cud for approximately four hours a day. When involved in this disgusting habit their metabolism and reflexes slow down, making them very vulnerable to attack.>Tau are herd creatures that panic easily. Their usual response to stressful situations is to either wail and lie face down on the ground with their hands over their heads, or run around in circles hoping to confuse their aggressor.From the imperial infatryman's uplifting primer
>>98248092Should 100% be a flat faction.
>>98250193I'm glad you're not gonna get your way.
>>98248092>Why are Tau women always drawn with huge tits?It's based.>Like even Sisters, who are often the subject of goonery, have some diversity in their builds.They're not as based.
>>98248118Bovines are known for their huge breasts. And you are known for your huge virginity.
>>98249564>mfw
>>98250294Based post.
>>98248092>gooneryLeave
>>98248092>gooneryStay.
>>98248098FPBPCoomers are a fucking blight on the fanbase.
>>98248098I dunno, Shadowsun's armor juts out pretty far forward.
>>98250439>>98250389Cringe
>>98248092its based off an in universe propoganda claim stating Tau are bovines, and since bovines are associated with cows that are associated with big tits it stuck
They have big butts too.
>>98250331What are you smoking?
>>98250916True.
>>98250916>>98251155
>>98251252Sexy Tau models are the future.
>>98249436I think this is a completely serviceable model for Tau of different caste.
>>98251311Damn, wish there was more like this.
Gee I wonder why the mecha faction whose biology at one point was hinted to be analogous to bovines got a ton of art about having fat anime milkers. It's truly a mystery OP. No one will ever know. Truly a question for the ages.
These bitches are so top and bottom heavy they won't fit in a battlesuit.
>>98252335Make bigger suits.
>>98252349
Do Tau even breastfeed? Do they carry children like humans do?
>>98252375Pretty sure they breed like everyone else, it's just that there's a state run eugenics program that limits who you're allowed to breed with.
>>98251526Lol
>>98252375Yes and yes.
>>98248092They're ungulates, like cows. Even toed ungulates, so closer to camels than cows, but close enough to cows for cowtits.I fucking hate Tau so much
>>98252401Actually am I retarded? Do cows have hooves or cloven feet?
>>98252409Cow hoofs are cloven, although Tau don't have cloven feet. They have weird Tapir feet.
>>98252335>>98252349>Supremacy armor was invented solely because the titcows couldn't fit in their Broadsides anymore
>>98252375No. They retconned the T'au to be born via cloning in birthing labs called gene farms.But there is mention of ancient Tau mothers collectively caring for their young in communal crèches.
Good news, everybody.11th lore says that the Tau are the only race that hasn't given in to unreasoning hate. This means that they are good guys.
>>98252481>younger, lither pilots mock the tau cows >only to become them several years laterThe vicious march of time (and field rations).
>>98250196Also are Tau women gassy brappers based on this?
>>98252481So does she drink her own milk when she's thirsty? Is that sufficient caloric intake to survive on if she ran out of rations?
I want to watch Lelith Hesperax grow giantess with her ass growing hyper huge and I want to smell the raw stank of her putrid ass crack and inhale it as her clothes burst apart and she braps entire legions of tau down.
>>98253172
>>98253172Imagine this but with Yvraine. Her huge hyper ass rumbling before a massive brap blasts the fuck out
>>98253172>>98253185Stay in your containment thread. >>98252993>>98252986
>>98253196No we are gonna discuss fuming Eldar brappers and Tau brappers. >>98250196
Lelith grows. Her ass gets huger. Her tits more massive. Her braps peel the paint and rust everything around her. She's a force of nature.
>>98253204She guzzles tau milk to make herself bigger.
>>98253196Eh we were already talking about braps anon, it was bound to happen
>>98251311>>98251155>>98250916I can't even look at asses like this without pondering how they smell.
>>98248098>>98248092Tau were once described by an inquisitor as having udders, and everyone latched onto that.
Is it even possible to kitbash boobs on the models? Half of them don't have any visible T'au cau!
>>98254920I mean I don't think GW even makes models with tits really, you'd have to pull from another company's range. That or you need to be pretty handy with the green stuff™.
>>98254920
>>98254927GW has never supported the fanwank notion of Tau having tits
>>98255005Well no shit, why would they? That shouldn't stop people that want to do a cheeky conversion.
>>98253289Whenever I see ass growth or hyper asses I immediately imagine them reeking like death and it makes my dick so hard
>>98254920With the majority of the Tau roster either being in a power suit or some kind of mech or vehicle there's not really much room for slapping tits on the models without it looking very silly (more so than usual). I've seen someone post a custom model (or rendering of a model) of a female ethereal in some slutty robes in these threads though, it's easier to get away with if it's a unit that's not expected to wear armor to begin with.
>>98255130I'm literally aroused at the idea Lelith's ass has visible fumes rising off it. It's that fucking huge
I wonder if Robot_Jones still draws stuff.
>>98255229I hope so, love his stuff, especially his Tau
>>98255005GW is one more commandment from advertisers away from banning Slannesh outright because it scares normies, let alone tau booba.
>98255297>98255292>98255282>98255276>98255272>98255264>98255261>98255257>98255253>98255250>98255249>98255245>98255241>98255236Holy damage control batman
>>98255314????????????????
>>98255314I was feeling damaged by lack of blue booba, yes.
>>98255377I'm glad that issue was sorted out.
We have no one to blame but ourselves
>>98248092Old ass Short Story about a Tau Report reporting on a battle and telling her Fire Warrior guarding her is that the armor they gave her to wear to protect her was very TIGHT around her Chest. So artist started making Tau girls with big breats, this story is so old that newfag DON'T EVEN KNOW their own history. Until you get tourists like him >>98248098 who hate all things sexy bitch about things that are older than him. Personally. I love wide hips and small tits.
>>98255711Curious how you coomer retards that proport that titcow tau are totally canonical cannot actually substantiate your retarded fetish shit with any sources. GW has never depicted tau women having breasts.
>>98248098I am a red blooded human man and I want to slam alien pussy.Im sorry youre too much of a limp-wristed bitch that has a problem with fat extra terrestial titties.
>>98255722Take your meds, loser. I didn't say anything about canon, I just said how people thought of it after a story that GW wrote a long ass time ago. You are mad that people are having fun. What a bitch ass thing you can do. It's not wrong to make girls sexy. It is wrong to be a bitch. So stop that.
>>98255726My propblem with you faggots is that you spam your softcore smut in every discussion about the tau rather than keeping it to /aco/ etc appropriate boards. I hate you fucks for the exact same reason I hate every other type of porn brained retard that posts with the intention of turning threads into some communal jerkoff sessions.Plus you retards actually seem to be convinced that your fetish is reflective of the actual canon in 40k, despite the fact that again, GW has never portrayed tau women having breasts at all.
>>98255738See>>98255740You obnoxious cunts can't keep your pornbrained spam contained, you don't get to be indignant when some people are annoyed by your behavior.
>>98255722Who cares, queer?
>>98255740Im sorry blue titties spike your cortisol. Also;>Plus you retards actually seem to be convinced that your fetish is reflective of the actual canon in 40k, despite the fact that again, GW has never portrayed tau women having breasts at all.I'm going to be 100% honest I couldn't give the faintest fuck about GW and their shitshow they call lore.I like big titties.Ergo, I imagine Tau women with big titties.Simple as.
>>98255745>Acts like a bitch at the very start>No, it's not me it's you, coomersFucking deal with it. People love seeing cute/sexy girls. If you don't want to see it in a place KNOWN for having sexy anime girls. Then maybe this place isn't for you. 4chan, isn't your personal safe space.
>>98255740You do not belong on 4chan. Tau booba is protected /tg/ heritage, and all your seething does not change that.
>>98255740>games workshit >their garbage loreYeah nothing of value was lost by ignoring that completely. Bet you clapped for femstodes too gayboy
>>98255758>>98255761>>98255763Coomer retards sure get upset when told off.I am just as free to call you obnoxious faggots as you are free to spam your garbage.>>98255768I've been on this board for 2 fucking decades, that doesn't mean that I've been fond of the pornbrained retardation of some of the cunts I happen to share this board with. >>98255774Why would I, retard? Coomers are the people who want femstodes shit. They are the same people who spam those fem-primarch fanwank artwork. What I like about 40k is the actual models, and codex lore, not the secondary and tertiary fandom garbage that pollutes every 40k discussion these days.
>>98248147Everyone is getting shafted if I get to have my way
>>98255778>I've been on here for 2 decades so I get to say what's rightIf you have been on here for this long then you would have known you're in the wrong. Here's some Fat Titty Wholesome for you, baby.
>>98255787I am stating my opinion retard, not what's right. My opinion is that you are obnoxious cunts that for some reason feel the need to spam the same softcore porn every time tau are discussed regardless of the context.
>>98255795My opinion that you mad as hell bro
>>98255740Dude, the OP image was specifically ABOUT Tau tits. The crux of this entire thread was fat blue milkers. If this was some "real" Tau thread and someone was just posting this stuff without comment I might agree with you but this thread was milkers from the start. YOU are the annoying tourist in this thread.
It just makes sense that someone trying to convince humans to join the greater good would have nice tits. Try not to be too autistic about it.
>>98255795You're sure as hell not acting like it's your opinion.
>>98255806Op asked a question and I answered it.
>>98255810But what if IoM uno reverse the Taus? Using Taus to IMPROVE morale!
>>98255833Hmmm, now I want to see Tau girls in BoS armor.
>>98255838Brotherhood of Steel?
>>98255833Tau in Imperial dresses a cute.
>>98255848>>98255838It's peak, I'm afraid.
>>98255845Oh fuck me, but fuck it. I want to see them in that armor too now.
>>98255851Yes. We need more Tau in IoM gears and clothes!
I painted up some pathfinders and a hammerhead despite not playing tau, if I get a chance i'll kitbash a cute Tau girl like I did for my Dark Eldar and SoBs. Surely there's some nice 3rd party stuff out there.
>>98255870Godspeed anon, nice paintjob.
>>98255870Oh hell yeah! I wish my painting were that good.
I feel like in the last two years, Tau got an uptick in their audience.
>>98255949Literally all brain damaged porn addicts
>>98255778Bro I love fat titties on Tau and SoB. I love big titties on Eldar too with huge brappers. But I think people that want femstodes are agents of Jewish New world order that want to destroy white men's hobbies and anyone promoting female Marines or niggering everything into ugly shag rug haired creatures should be encased in cement and buried like nuclear waste so they don't infect earth again. My point is. You can love fat titties and coomer shit tastefully and not want femstodes and other garbage shit that actually gets canonized. Been a fan for a long time. I don't play the tablet too much because fuck GW, I own a 3d printer like most normal people at this point. No amount of black rock cash injection will keep gw alive.
>>98255969There is no meaningful difference between the people who spam their fem-marine/muscle mommy custodes fetish garbage and people who spam titcow tau garbage in my eyes. Both are off model fetish shit, the only thing that makes fem-custodes worse than titcow tau shit is that somehow one of those fetishbrained cunts got high up enough in GW to canonize their garbage fetish. No doubt your ilk would do the same if you had the power to do it at GW. Porn brained retards ruin everything.
>>98255997Stick iron in your mouth and pull the trigger you salty 80s faggot. Nobody cares about your oldfag turbo Christian behavior where you are die hard and everything has to be a specific way. >Retarded people enjoy porn and being horny about the female characters >OH NO THEY DREW FAN ART OF TAU TITTIES THIS IS LITERALLY THE END OF EVERYTHING Bruh everyone in this thread and can bet my left testicle hates female marine shit and femstodes shit. Literally. They just want to fuck Tau or huff Lelith's ass crack. >Using cunt profusely How's life in New Arabia aka England?
>>98256015Never, ever call me a filthy fucking anglod ever again. I spit on that race. 40k is the only worthwhile thing to come out from that miserable island. Angloids were a mistake, and god willing their race will die off by the end of this century.
Some of you guys need to chill. It's just blue women with breasts.
>>98256029Alright you have a bases take and I respect it there. Just take note that I literally hate femstodes shit. Femmarines as well. But with Eldar, Tau and of course SoB you can get away with adding hyper tits and asses to them. Literally just usual porn antics men get into. Sexy health drive and what not. What isn't healthy is being so fucking porn brained you make female characters out of male only characters like Marines or custodes. Me and you have a small dividing line where we are different. I love 40k but I'm not gonna stop jacking off to huge tau boobs or asses. I will curb stomp a femstodes faggot into the cement just as quick as you would. I think you see everyone as loving huge milkers for softcore porn over here as some kind of herald of destruction for the fandom. Hell it's retards like us that were in gamza's chats sperging over femstodes and shit. I can't name a single good fucking good decision had made since 2017.
>>98256035I think he's a genuine autist, which means he can't "chill."
>>98256052I don't care what fetish shit people draw or enjoy, I just don't want that shit being posted into every fucking discussion about the tau or the eldar etc. That is what I am objecting to, because I find it obnoxious and annoying when every discussion about these topics turns into softcore porn dumps. It is almost impossible to have any discussions about either the Eldar or the Tau on this site without someone starting to post fetish art into the thread unprompted. I guess with eldar some do it just to try to bait noldorfag but it is still fucking annoying to me at least.It is not prudishnes on my part or shit like that, I just don't like how some people seem to think that any mention of tau or the eldar is an invitation to start smutposting. We got dedicated boards for that stuff.
>>98256070Dedicated boards is a retarded excuse by people trying to control 4chan. Quit hiding behind technicalities, and quit with the Gen Z fear of sexuality.
>>98256070Refer to >>98255806 YOU are the weird, annoying, screeching freak in this thread. This thread was and still is a Tau coom thread. You may object to it's presence, but the subject matter was never canon/hardcore Tau discussion. If some of that occurs incidentally, fine. but you're out of your depth here. Go away, or better yet make a "real" Tau thread if it causes you this much ass hurt.
>>98256070>It is not prudishnes on my partIt is, fuck off.
>>98256035One guy is defending said blue titties women. Read the room, nigger.
>>98256070My guy, I respected your take on bongs. I agree with you on some things. But this was a dedicated tau titties thread and you walked into it. I have no idea what the fuck you were expecting.
>>98256095I'm not a zoomer, and my objections are not due to some "fear or sexuality".>>98256101>>98256112I saw the thread, and merely answered the question op presented here yesterday >>98248098 Nobody told you dipshits to start seething at my post, it was your own choise to start bitching at me and engaging in this argument. I don't flybypost, I tend to leave the threads I've posted open. I fully expected this thread to be filled by tau fanwank posting and if you have actually read my posts, I haven't at any point argued that this thread shouldn't exist or that this type of art shouldn't be made. My objection was from the get go against people who I constantly see posting this type of art unprompted in almost all tau discussion, as if just the mentioning of the tau is an invitation to smutpost.The only people itt I have respoded to in my posts are the OP and people who have responded to my initial post and the following arguments.
>>98256136Well if you answered the guy's question, then why the fuck are you still here?
>>98256146See>>98256136>I don't flybypost, I tend to leave the threads I've posted open.
>>98256154rephrasing to account for your autism:Why are you so intent on defending your dogshit position even after everyone has told you how much of an insufferable fag you are?
>>98256107>One guy is defending said blue titties womenHoly Gaslight, fagman.
>>98256173Hey you said some people needed to chill, nah only one does and it's the nigger raging about blue tits. Cope and mald
>>98256178>it's the nigger raging about blue titsThan that nigger is "attacking" blue tits, not "defending".But could you imagine joining a Tau boob thread and getting mad about Tau boobs?
>>98256164Because I don't give a fuck if you find me insufferable, and because my position is correct. Titcow tau are pure fanwank, non canonical bs, that porn addicted dipshits insist on spamming whenver tau are mentioned. Anyone who visits 40k threads on this site for longer than a few months can witness unprompted smutspam being true.Some dipshits seething at me over my superior views on the matter won't bully me out from a thread. You can just stop responding to me, I don't care to carry forth this argument, beyond just responding to malding cunts like you.
>>98256198>non canonical>Warhammer
>>98248092>even Sisters, who are often the subject of goonery, have some diversity in their buildsThis is simply a serious and tragic mistake.
>>98255838You mean SoB?
>>98256210The setting does have a canon, GW's ability shepard it and give it a good direction is up to debate however. Personally basically everything from gathering storm onwards is increasingly suspect and shite imo. I got into the hobby around 4th edition and it heavily shaped my general understanding of 40k lore though, so I am obviously biased towards the lore of that era as that is the stuff that got me into the hobby.
>>98256192Retarded Brown idiot that can't read detected. You said some of you guys need to chill. Only one guy needs to chill, the guy attacking the blue tits. Not the guy attacking the guy attacking the blue tits. That guy is defending blue tits and their existence. I will no longer converse with you because you are an illiterate nigger
>>98256198>i will now run away, having failed in my puriteen crusadeSee ya
>>98256198>>98256239Risperidone
>>98255838Armor won't fit.
>>98256260Hey tell that to the nigger raging about huge tits on the Tau
>>98256259Calling me a zoomer doesn't counter any of my arguments, retard. And like I said, my objection to smutposting has nothing to do with some puritanism, it has to do with the simple notion of not wanting to see smutspam every time tau are discussed, as I have stated multiple times.
>>98256029>
>>98256294>not wanting to see smutspam every time tau are discussedImagine having taste this bad.
>>98256294Yes, I'm well aware of your cover story. It's the same one they spout all over this site in an attempt to cover over their desire to control the various boards and make themselves arbiters of content. 4chan is not yours to govern.
>>98256294>my objection to smutposting has nothing to do with some puritanismIt absolutely does, though. You are demanding that other people conform to your standards, rather than accepting the existing board culture, or even that other people have different tastes and priorities. That is the core of puritanism.
>>98256321Unlike you my every moment is not driven by the desire to jerk off. >>98256326Nigger, I am just as free to voice my opinion on your behavior as you are free to smutspam. This site is not your safespace either. We are all free to post more or less whatever the fuck we want.>>98256344See above, dipshit. I am calling you obnoxious cunts because you barge into every discussion about the tau and smutspam, not because you like big titted tau chicks. I don't give a single fuck about what you jerk off to. What I object to is your insistence on turning every fucking thread where tau are brought up into your collective masturbation sessions.
>>98256361Man, whatever they're paying you to be this much of a sperg, it really isn't enough. Visa and Mastercard sure are getting their money's worth out of you today.
>>98256368If I was paid to post on 4chan I'd be a rich man indeed. I do it because this is the only site on the internet I tolerate. Anonymity is fucking dying everywhere and the internet I grew up in is fucking dead, this place is one of the last vestiges of it.
>>98256198>Some dipshits seething at me over my superior views on the matter won't bully me out from a thread.You claim to not be a puritan, yet are SUPER Salty about Tau Tits in a Tau Tits Thread...
>>98256397I know that it is easier for you to strawman my position into just hating the artwork rather than the obnoxious behavior of the people who think that tau being merely mentioned is an invitiation to spam their smut folder into the thread.
>>98248092>>98256397Would you (yes, you) drink a glass of Tau milk?
>>98256415And yet you view the artwork existing as an invitation to spam your puritanical views into this thread. Curious.
>>98248105No, tau read right to left like the Japanese, its "The good? Join greater"
>>98256427I am responding to people bitching at me and my views. You don't get to whine about an argument taking place in a thread when you are actively partaking in it.
>>98256361Oh yes, you're very free to yammer on for 50 posts. We see that very clearly.
>>98256418Duh, who wouldn't?
>>98256462>oh no, the consequences of my own actions, how could this be!Nobody forced you to start an argument with me.
JUST STOP REPLYING TO HIM YOU FUCKING RETARDED IDIOT.
>>98256473Nobody forced you to continue yelling about a thread you don't approve of either.
>>98256500At no point have I yelled or complained about this thread, retard. I answered OP's question, and left the thread open, only for porn brained dipshits like you to get uppity at me for daring to slight you for your readily observable behavior on this site. My only responses itt have been to people like you who are malding at my first post.
>>98256469Shame this sequence didn't get extended further.
>>98256524You mean beyond the breastmilk stuff? Yea, would've been nice.
>>98248098>Because a bunch of retarded tertiary coomers/thread
>>98248092Blue women in media are always hot and hot women usually have big boobs. They're known as space weebs so they get drawn in an anime style already rife with tit monsters. And they're cow people which of course means big boobies. So they're 3 times as likely to be drawn with big boobs as a normal woman, which themselves already have a high rate of being drawn with big boobs.
>>98256708Samefaggin
>>98256708You still haven't posted your models
>>98250181The bit is that all of that is a lie, Anon.
>>98256784Don't get me started on hot, big boobed blue women with hooves in media.
>>98256873The conjecture or even their ancestry? Because the designers themselves have mentioned them evolving from camel-like creatures.
Man I want to huff the rancid sweaty stinking crack of a Tau girl.
>>98257022I think, based on the "they chew their cud for 4 hours a day" component, that the entire thing may be somewhat less than entirely accurate.
>>98257049If you read the passage from the book, it starts with xenos experts discovering their ancestry, and then goes into drawing conclusions from this discovery. Which sounds a lot like someone read the headline of an article and made up everything that it held within it. Which feels like the point.
