Previous: >>98288204FF Edition>Newshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Current Banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Bracket Informationhttps://files.catbox.moe/4tbvzw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r62yfy.png>Former Commander Website: Learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Card Searchhttps://scryfall.com>Card Statistics: See what everyone else puts in their Commander decks based on what is posted to the Internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Deck List Sites: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.com>Manabase Information: Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Proxy Guidehttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.comTQ: What do you consider "goodslop"?
TQi don't use 'slop' unironically, i know better than to say that irl and just use it against disingenuous anons
My Final Fantasy gift bundle arrived yesterday and holy fuck I'm still happy today. Got some AMAZING cards and cards that I really really wanted. And the box is so beautiful too.
This is just a black Eternal Witness without a body with a higher ceiling for 100x the price. Prove me wrong.
>>98296274I'm going to take some pictures of my favorites in a minute to share.
>>98296276*plays a second card from the GY*
>>98296243goodslop to me are the cards you "must" include in a deck, because they simply do something too good not to, even if they aren't thematic or fun in the slightest.
Would Oloro be goodslop?
>>98296339>Eminence commanders>goodslopThere is no difference between the 2.
>>98296276>This is just (card) but (different)Wow!
>>98295901>You should run 46 lands if your commander is 5cmcThere's no way this is accurate
>>98296243For me, goodslop is when the deck is at 90% power or greater when the commander isn't on the field, because what it signifies is that the commander doesn't meaningfully distinguish the deck from another.
>>98296276This is just black Forgotten Cellar but costs 2 less. Prove me wrong.
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>>98296465Sloppity slop
>bro I’m not playing a strong deck>its turn 10 win>seriously bro, super slow>wins turn 4
>>98296532This is why I always tell my pod when I'm playing a high variance deck. Sometimes Azusa has the nuts and kills the table on turn 5. Sometimes she bricks!
>>98296243>TQ: What do you consider "goodslop"?I'm not a meme infected child.
>>98296532How often does this happen?
>>98296368>>98296404>>98295901I added one land to get to 29, plus the dual cards it nets me 33 lands. I also made some replacements, and now my curve is slightly lower even (and imo more potent for what the deck does). Should I still cut for even more lands? Also, land tax seems good not only because it prevetns me from falling behind, but it thins the deck a bit. Also added viscera seer as an extra emergency sac outlet (and deck thinner) just in case. Maybe I should cut supernatural stamina? Should i keep my token spawning one drops (already cut one, leaving me with 2). The horns seem better than shadowspear for what the deck does, but might miss the lifelink. The equipment (and wedding invitation) suite seems more evasive and cheaper (cmc and usd) now as well.
Hooray the mail man came
>>98296558a friend is using a Hulk deck and he can win on turn 3 lol (Bruce Banner, Caltrops and that card that transforms a card for 2 mana)he has done that like 3 timesalthough most of the time the deck does nothing if you handle Hulk properly
>>98296582The deck should do nothing either way. I should not need to interact
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
Hey, can anyone give me lore about pic related? I'm looking at the OP but I don't see anything there about it there.
>>98296664Yeah it's a shitty card
>>98296664he's a gay elder dragon who has gay sex with his brother.glad I could help clear this up
>>98296664Yeah he's a gay dragon that had trouble expressing his emotions so for 30 years he had a tsundere relationship going on with Ugin and now they're a couple.
I want to put my stupid mutate deck back together and get the Ghidora version
For me, I like playing bad group hug decks and helping out the playing furthest in behind.
>>98296749*drops a 10 mana bomb because you just shored up his deck's biggest weakness*
>>98296664He deceived everyone into thinking he wasn't a flaming homosexual that wanted spirit dragon dick up his ass.
Any anons use spelltable? How is it? I'm going to be traveling for work soon and won't have access to nearby lgs.
>>98296809Yes I cheat on it all the time.
>>98296809I don't have a giant table and webcam for that shit
>>98296809here's the archetypes you will find:>guy high out of his mind, unable to perform basic tasks, going afk for long periods of time, will ask for take-backs minutes later>father of 5 children who has not set a noise gate, goes afk for long periods of time, will probably leave before game finishes and your ears will bleed from terrible mic>stammering tranny on moxfield, playing a netdeck they dont even know, will spend 5 minutes unable to decide what to tutor for>fat retard who cheats and will destroy the lobby when you point it out, will call you a faggot if you point out he didnt exile a card for force of will and flip the (spell)tableit's an okay platform if you learn to laugh at the dysgenics, i play a few games a week on there with randoms. you do occasionally meet good pods.
>>98296809I tried webcam games during covid for Magic and other TCGs. I will never play a webcam game ever again, it is lame as shit. I would rather not play at all than play a webcam game. If you are playing on PC use something like tabletop simulator.
>>98296838>>guy high out of his mind, unable to perform basic tasks, going afk for long periods of time, will ask for take-backs minutes laterI've never seen this shit if you mean weed. Marijuana doesn't make you do that in my experience. That sounds like a drunk person. If you cannot perform basic tasks on cannabis then you have some other problem.
>>98296838>He needs to not pay the cost for FoW on SpelltableI just prepare two decks beforehand. One is filled with basics that I visibly shuffle, the other is completely stacked with my ideal draws for the whole game that I switch out for it off-camera.
>>98296850happens to me on weed. usually knocks me the fuck out and i get real sleepy if i dont jerk off. tried playing magic one time on weed and i became that guy so i don't do that anymore i just go play halo.
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>>98296280>>98296274Let's see those pretty pictures so that I may vicariously live through the experience. I only ever saw one in a shop and it was priced at something insane at the time like $500.
>>98296274show a picture nigga, if you get good cards you show them to the class, thems the rules
>having good pod>slow-going and people are building up resources>marneus player looks around>sees everyone's tapped out>immediately draws deck and winsCool and epic gameplay I love combo I LOVE COMBO
>>98296893based
How do we banA) AggroB) ControlC) ComboD) MidrangeOnce those are gone the game will be good
>>98296893If you are at turn 6+ and you don't hold up interaction for Marneus you deserve to lose
>having good pod>slow-going and people are building up resources>grizzly bears player looks around>sees everyone's tapped out>immediately casts giant growth and winsCool and epic gameplay I love combo I LOVE COMBO
Thank you, lifegain. I’ll always be hooked on you
>having good pod>slow-going and people are building up resources>Princess Twilight Sparkle player looks around>sees everyone's tapped out>immediately taps WURBG mana and everypony winsCool and epic gameplay I love combo I LOVE COMBO
>>98296965it was bracket 3 Marneus, so I figured he wouldn't just randomly slop his way into a 3-card lab manesque win
>working on a Goldfish variant to better simulate how a deck might actually fare in a game>At the end of each turn, you roll a d6, and an abstracted opponent casts a spell from a chart depending on which turn it is (tokens always block if able, prioritizing killing attackers followed by preserving maximum life) >ie.>turn 1>1: Discard a non-land card at random>2: 0/4 Wall token>3: 2/1 Wall token>4-6: Nothing happens>turn 2>1:Destroy random creature with the highest CMC>2: Destroy random enchant/artifact with the highest CMC>3: 0/8 Flying Wall token>4: 3/2 First Strike Wall token>5-6: Nothing happens>turn 3>1: Sacrifice random permament with the highest CMC (including lands)>2: All creatures take 2 damage>3: All spells cost 1 more for the rest of the game>4: 0/1 Indestructible Wall token>5: Heals 10 damage>6: Nothing HappensAnd so on, up until Turn 10.The goal is to deal 40 or more damage (or 21 damage via commander) before then.It's still very rough, and needs a lot of tweaking, but I think it's shaping up to be more interesting than just ordinary goldfishing, though it's still very far from simulating what a real game of Magic feels like.
>>98297054Does bracket 3 say "no lab man or thoracle?"
>>98297058No but my respect for you goes way down if that's how you decide you want to end games.
>>98297068I don't respect retards that expect their opponents to read their mind before every game.
>>98297068>play game>upset when your opponents try to win said gamePeople like you are the reason why commander is babified troonslop
>>98297068>Played in bracket where game can functionally end on turn 3 when someone resolves TOR/Rhystic Study>wtf they did a 9 mana combo!
>>98297072It's the principle. No one should have to tell you not to combo in EDH. If you do it you've already failed.
I can't play voltron every game
>>98297113>My opponents should just read my mind. This is normal adult behavior.
>>98297113You play dead by daylight as survivor, don't you?
>>98297132play a pillowfort commander
>>98297132>10 PersonasThere are only 5...
>having good pod>slow-going and people are building up resources>Fat Fuck Koma, Cosmos Serpent player looks around>sees everyone's tapped out>immediately locks down the table for 8 turns entire turns before finally deciding to win via slow player damageCool and epic gameplay I love combo I LOVE COMBO
>>98297181he cute
Are any of you soft-cocks going to Command Fest in Tacoma tomorrow?
>combofags crashing out because people don't like their "playstyle"As expected
>>98297181Oh cool an excuse to post this classic.
>>98297234Hoe mad he lost in a card game
>>98296274>>98296280>>98296882>>98296891Had to make an album, catbox was being retarded so I went with this insteadhttps://imgur.com/a/uv1nnWyI'm a Cloud, Ex Soldier main.
