How does the average farmer view adventurers?
Like a walking pride parade.A group of colorful sex-pests who bring nothing but trouble
>>98301644This board would be massively improved if every op was forced to answer their own nogames questions.
Imagine permabanning Puckee. Who would miss him?
>>98301644Who cares?
>>98301644Kill yourself redditor
>>98301724gookmoot would miss his 4chan pass $$$
>>98301644Stop posting your shitty fucking commissions everyday
>>98301644Traditional games?
WELL MY COLLAR'S BLUE BUT MY NECK IS RED
>>98301644Farmers hate adventurers because adventurers buy up all the rope and farmers need that rope for lynching puckees.
>>98301787Redneck noise, dude, that's all it is. Make about as much sense as you do. All them chumps be talkin' about how they losin' they ho, and ain't got no bread for beer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut5Sqyk9lBg
>>98301644Presumably with their eyes.
I'm starting to recognize this puckee guy's obsessive posts just from skimming past catalog thumbnails. It's like recognizing AI pictures at a glance because of their piss filter color balance.
>puckee thread
I think everyone on /tg/ should be banned unless they use the most generic bland art and ask the most boring asinine mind numbing one-sentence questions that they don't actually care about Mods are all Epstein rape slaves so they should embrace it
Fuck off.
>>98301650>a walking pride parade. As opposed to...?
>>98302075A driving pride parade? A riding pride parade? Use your imagination.
>>98302169>pillaging and raping pride paradeIt’d be much more interesting to watch at least
>>98301835feels good i was one of the first guys to start calling out puckee on this board and now everybody has caught on to him
>>98302298he's running out of money it seems, the latest commissions look way worse
>>98302298Puckee spamming his slop for years and basically killing off the character art threads made it pretty easy to recognize his spam, and he had 10+ threads up at once a few months ago.
>>98302298>>98302308Why are even the more elaborate art pieces so generic? The requests appear to be something like "Gimme a young peasant woman you can plug into any medieval fantasy world who's feeding chickens". "Animal skull beastman with an axe striking a cool pose" on the left here is the top level of creativity I remember seeing. I can't imagine there's any emotional attachment to character art of PCs in things like "big boar in a forest" or "peasant stand in a field of wheat in front of his cottage because he doesn't mind the smell of manure when sleeping" either.
>>98302436>Why are even the more elaborate art pieces so generic?Tracing over AI usually, older ones might be tracing over regular art
>>98301644>puckee aka redditor pucke℮21 spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1m5p93c/artcomm_edmund_cruft_medieval_fantasy_dd_peasant/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/s-9odapy5EaryUxR4j2RRw/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/2bloBO94VPyI8EioQNuUyw/>combined 24 times since June 2025
>>98302075A well trained, co-ordinated, disciplined army?
>>98301644*rips a greasy pepperoni fart down your throat*
>>98301644*"Foolish mortal... you ask how the humble tiller of the earth regards those who wander the roads in search of glory."**"The farmer rises before the sun. He knows the rhythm of rain, of harvest, of birth and burial. Then comes the adventurer: armored, blood-spattered, carrying relics older than kingdoms and purses heavier than any honest harvest could fill."**"Does the farmer admire such beings? Sometimes. They drive away the wolves, slay the marauding ogre, and return stolen children. Does he fear them? Always. For where adventurers gather, ruin is seldom far behind. Ancient tombs are disturbed. Dragons awaken. Curses spread like blight across ripe fields. Heroes are storms wearing human faces."**"Thus the wise farmer offers bread, ale, and a bed for the night... while praying the strangers depart with the dawn, taking their destiny elsewhere."***"BUT WHEN THE MOON RISES... WHEN THE VERY AIR TREMBLES WITH THE SHADOW OF ANCIENT EVIL... THEN THE TRUTH IS REVEALED!"****"I BECOME MUMM-RA, THE EVER-LIVING!"****"THE FARMER CASTS HIMSELF UPON THE EARTH AND TREMBLES! HE KNOWS THAT ADVENTURERS ARE BUT INSECTS SCRAMBLING BEFORE POWERS THEY CANNOT COMPREHEND! THEY MARCH TOWARD CURSES! THEY FEAST UPON DOOM! THEY DRAG CALAMITY FROM ITS TOMB AND CALL IT 'LOOT!'"****"LET THEM STRUT IN THEIR BRIGHT ARMOR! LET THEM BOAST OF THEIR VICTORIES! THE PLOWMAN SHALL OUTLIVE A THOUSAND VAINGLORIOUS CHAMPIONS, FOR THE SOIL REMEMBERS WHILE HEROES ARE DUST! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TREMBLE BEFORE ETERNITY!"**
>>98302465Nah, most of Puckee's work was made long before AI was any good.He's just a soulless retard who pays shitty slop artists off deviantart. which is no problem if he didn't spam his shit everywhere
>>98302745And he DOES spam it everywhere. Here, /ic/, /k/, Facebook, multiple subreddits, instagram...
>>98301644He looks like he fucks human men.
>>98305095Gay farmer?
>>98306029No, just yucky puckee.
>>98298227
>>98301644He has local lord to handle that sort of stuff.
>>98301644This looks like shit
>>98301854best farmer right here,
fuck off
>>98302075band of brigands? A knight with his squirters?
