Dangerous EditionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated. When you make a new OP, don't make up retarded rules nobody gives a fuck about.Previous thread >>98039532
>>98307792Let's hope this thread doesn't cause a meltdown in certain schizos
>>98307792It's unbelieveable how insanely popular Kuroinu is.
Edgy elves
>>98307798Don't count on it
>>98307798With a hentai elf in the OP?Absolutely will. I hope this thread crashes and burns.
>>98307913He replies with: "where is she?"
>>98307917did you have the same reaction when the thread troll introduced made up rules like no anime allowed?
>>98307792>Post elves.
>>98307913>random guardsman with absolutely nothing special about him (for extra self-insertion)Daring today.
>>98307924That was only stupid.This OP is vile.
>>98307792Traditional games?
>>98307949right here*unzips bra*
>>98307939>absolutely nothing special about himFarseer's runes told that he'll play a part in some future event, so they'll have to string him along (by his dick) for a while until he can fulfill is destiny. Probably gets eaten by daemons to help find some Eldar's lost sock.
For the elf Barbarian requester, do wardancers count?
Almost posted that pic in the last thread.Works both (not the requester), kinda makes you question "what is a barbarian?" when it comes to the archetype in your usual D&D game.Does he need to be a massive brutish musclehead? Can a barbarian be a quick, nimble dual-wielding blademaster? If no, then why not?I once played a "barbarian" that was actually a city kid, whose class features was more of a fighting style than a background.tl;dr: "barbarian" is somewhat loaded, a lot would be more clear if they were called berserkers.
>>98308123Welp, that was for >>98308068
>>98308123I think when people say barbarian they mostly image a wildman/tribal type of characterBut as a fighting style yeah berserker/brute fits.Strength type of character is the sterotypical portrayal, but something like Wardancers would be Dex version
>>98308042But why not make a catbox link if you wanna send the anon multiple barb elves, no need to clog the img limit early
>>98308162Lmao.
>>98308068They looked savage enough. The idea behind my character is that he's a wild kind of elf.
>>98308162but how is noldorfag supposed to own da coomers if he can't spam?
Uh oh, big melty.
>>98308162Noldorfag does this precisely to clog the image limit and to take "revenge" on people who post elf waifus, elf x human and coomers
>>98307792Chloe is for tender unconditional love and consensual ear rubs.Full image?
Just pointing out that spamming/flooding is a bannable offense and the report function exists btwDo with that information what you will
>>98308318After the canon events, no she is not.
>>98308338the canon is deranged flith, Chloe (and Olga) are too pure for such things.
>>98308352Such is the lot of hentai characters. I like the miko myself but she was so ruined that I'm not sure she can even fathom monogamy anymore and I'm neither a mechanic nor a psychiatrist to fix that.
>>98308352>the canon is deranged flithLmao, what the fuck is wrong with these idiots.The character is from said canon.
>>98308393clearly the answer is to have more dark skinned, red eyed, platinum blonde ponytailed elf girls in games so they don't get completely appropriated by rape fetishists
>>98308400How can the character from a rape hentai ne appropriated by rape fetishist?Be like claiming L5R is appropriated by weeaboos.
>>98308326That kind of implies that /tg/ has jannies that give even half of a shit, which we both know isn't true.
>>98308338>>98308352Qrd on what happened, idk what this anime/manga the character is from is about?
>>98308416>How can the character from a rape hentai ne appropriated by rape fetishist?because we let them.
>>98308430She's from a hentai and gets brutally raped.Yes, that's the type of anons that make threads on the traditional games board.
>>98308441We could be talking about MGE elves, either the normal ones or the ones afflicted with succubusism and exiled from home until they come to terms with their own illness and new nature.Or how half elves are thing in that setting, but only for pure elves as those suffering from succubusism only give birth to more elven daughters with succubusism. Or how this basically caused the dwarves to go extinct so elves have a good reason to be insular and paranoid as well as truly hateful of half-elves.
>>98308441The anons wanting a happy ending for the elf girl in a hentai are actually more hearted than you basically hating every single female elf. And half elves. And big brerast. And basically anything that is fun. So yeah fuck you and this anon is correct >>98308352
>>98308575Next you'll waifu a fucking Taimanin knowing full well that always ends badly.
>>98308589Who cares? You seem unable to imagine your own ending with the character where she is a pure waifu who marries you and get wholesome sex. Is like you don't have free will and think you have a prohibition to imagine whatever you want. Is sad.
>>98308609Why even like a character and setting if you're gonna ignore it?Make your own at that point.
>>98308613>Why have [free will]Why are you even in an RPG board?
>>98308619>in my forgotten realms game I am a cyborg in deep space fighting the zerg
>>98308638>you're not allowed to deviate from the written instructions or think for yourself!>If you do it immediately becomes absurd!!!!So you're the faggot they wrote all the adventure modules for! Let me guess, you think players doing something that isn't in the module is derailing the game?
>>98308400I dig their 80s hairdo.
>>98308659There's deviation and there's ignoring the setting and characters entirely to the point its not even the same anymore.You're the shadow of mordor/war writing staff basically.
>pornbrained no-games idiot OP with a weird savior complex pretends his vile chinese cartoon didn't give him a hard boner and doesn't feel guilty about>so he makes dumb no-games excuses (that have nothing to do with traditional games) about "hating the source material" that is all about said character being raped through the dirtGo bak to >>>/h/
>>98308705Mindbroken.
>>98308705>says the deranged schizophrenic who has been spamming elf men in every thread and board he can get away with it on for literally 10+ yearsEven the most deranged "pornbrain" is more mentally sound than you.
Death Gate Cycle's Arianus had elves specializing on more mechanical forms of magic so they were the imperialists with flying ships and magic trinkets while humans had the fantasy kingdom where people flew dragons and had wizards casting fireballs. The take was refreshing although I think I prefer elves with strong magic and no tech.
>>98308318Here you have it. Let's see if this gives noldorfag more of a melty.
>>98308864thank you anon
>>98308864Is it even possible for him to sperg out more?
>>98308659>let's loose an arrow>loses a whole titBusty women make poor archers
>>98308864>>98308871So why do you coomer make him sperg out while being fully aware he is gonna do what he is gonna do?
>>98308913Showing the superiority of the crossbow.Another Druchii win.
Damn, there are lots of pics of this particular scene.
>>98308913their superhuman elven agility just means that isn't going to happen. But I agree she should use those to nurse her human husbands babies instead>>98308919I'm not planning to accommodating a retard that should have been banned years ago if /tg/ had moderation
>>98308944>a king driven by grief to fight the devil 1v1It's a strong scene.
>>98308948This image makes me want to try a blue-skinned elf. Maybe I'll try it on a succubus first.
>>98308956blue is a nice elf skin color
This is just sad man
>>98308944This is top 5 scenes in fantasy easily.
>>98308913A very good alternative to shooting arrows is crossing the distance with a single leap and hitting the enemy with a sword. Doable if the elf has high enough power level.
>>98309235Man seriously get some help. I spend a lot of time online and have a weak social life, but this is insane.
Wouldn't it be funny is the next thread is just another anime girl in the OP? That would mean two meltdowns
>>98309253>he thinks "anime" is the issueAnon, please.
Last thread we hit autosage before image limit.
>>98309256Anime?NoJust elf girls.
>>98309281Please stop playing dumb.
Japan won, they control the elven narrative in the 21st century Owari da
Here's a wholesome non-coom Eldar x Hooman image
Reminder he's a euro, so if you just wait a bit he'll have seethed himself to sleep and the next thread will be unmolested, at least for a little while.
I'm new here, I've heard of Noldorfag on other boards, does he demolish every elf themed thread like this or is this a uncommon melty?
>>98309412Read the thread, it's because OP put a hentai whore that gets raped into ahegao into the OP.
>>98309412/tg/ has schizos that have spread out to other boards like a cancer such as Noldorfag and puckee
>>98309432>puckeeWho's that?
>>98309460That fag who posts his shitty commissions so he can pretend to be "a fellow roleplayer".
>>98309460A fag who spams art that he paid for throughout /tg/, he drops his shifty art from here time to time, but he apparently started doing it on other boards like /ic/ and /k/ as well
>>98309412It's a very common melty.
>>98309412Is a very common melty. If you look in the archive he has other exact threads that he demolished like this one hitting bump limit before anyone else could do anything. The guy is insane and acts like a /pol/bro but with elves.
>>98309476>and /k/ as wellThat's how you know he's a glowie paid to destroy image boards
>>98308919The retard is going to sperg out anyway. If you appease him, he will find new excuses to be a shit disturber. Picking internet fights is his only goal.
>>98308956Moon elves are based.
>>98309685idk, he seems to somewhat control himself. The coomers are the bigger problem.
>>98309810>spams threads in melties for a decade>control of himself
What if I hate both Noldortroon and coomers?
>>98309810>he seems to somewhat control himselfYou're an even bigger fuckwit than he is.
>>98309813You get to be called based.
>>98309812>>98309833>coomers triggers noldorchud>noldorchud triggers coomersIt really is a cursed cycle with you people...
>>98309845Like the light elves and dark elves, perpetually in conflict for no real reason.
Make another thread with another elf anime girl.
>>98309883Not yet, we still got like a hundred posts left.
What's his deal with anime elf girls?
>>98309943Coomers don't differentiate between gameless coomslop and /tg/ material
>>98309943Latent homosexuality, probably hidden misogyny. Anyone who doesn't validate his obsession is a "coomer."
>>98309943Anything that doesn't meet his psychotic personal tastes drives him into a frothing stupor.
>>98309945You don't even play games.
>>98309969But I do. I'm the Arrianne anonYou? Describe your current game.
>>98309987Warhammer Fantasy. Currently debating on whether to base them on 60s for Fantasy Rules! so I can focus on Cathay for old world and multibases look better in my opinion, but all of three grogs know what Fantasy Rules! even is.
>>98308998I like the designs overall here but>double-sided polearmsSo retarded. Sure for elves they might make a bit more sense due to superior agility and dexterity and whatnot but they still look retarded.
>>98309412Noldorfag has done this shit to elf-related threads on other boards too. I've seen him on /v/ and I think I saw him on fucking /co/ of all places once.
>>98310209And on /aco/ on occasion.
>>98310209On /a/ too
>>98310209He pisses and moans on /a/ as well.
>>98309397nightborne milkies...
nice janny-approved spam, anyway here are my noldorfag image hashes for your filtering needshttps://pastebin.com/jbibUnCd
>>98310966>2589The fuck?
>>98307913Elves would get nothing out of a relationship with a human. Time dilation sets in for pretty much everyone a mere 20-30 years into our lives. Elves who live hundreds or thousands would view the passing of years as days or weeks at best. Their experiences would have nothing in common with ours and they would at best see us as amusing animals that live and die within a season, like insects. They'd be unable to create actual emotional attachments with us because we just die way too fast to form any, and our physical and intellectual primes of 10-20 years is absolutely nothing compared to them: in your elf gfs eyes you would start dating her as a young looking sharp witted man and a few days later you'd have wrinkles and gray hairs and would be forgetting some things and complaining about body pain and by the next week you'd be some old fart barely able to walk. Imagine there was a race of human women that had lifespans of just 5-6 months, with their prime breeding age being a brief window in weeks 6-12 after which she rapidly becomes an infertile hag that requires a few months of constant care on your part. Do you think you could form an emotional connection with some woman you'd only know for days powerful enough to warrant you wasting a few months looking after her while she rots into the grave? Would you have kids with her knowing that your mixed kids will be cursed to live similar short life spans and that they would live 3-5 years at most? No.
>>98310209The spammer also does the same shit to /edh/ threads they don't like. It's been proven they are a jannie or at least friends with one and coordinate, since NOOTICING threads will be deleted when they're active but the image spam and offtopic trolling will remain up.
>>98307792I think AOS elves are the worst kind of elves
>>98309943Worst case of humans with pointy ears, often times very unremarkable when it comes to skills and powers, and reduced to one-dimensional fap-, rape-, and waifubait.The problem with OP is posting hentai.
>>98311085This was never about what the elf gets out of the relationship. It's always about the human, that reaps all the benefits without any downsides.
>>98311093That's very hetero-phobic fagbro
>>98311164>defending AoSJune's over.
>>98311085What is this non-argument? No beauty in transient things?People get emotionally attached to rats that live a collective year and a half.
lol
>>98311085what setting? This would naturally mean elves are about as interested in human affairs and humans are with house flies and take no part in wider non-elf society. Additionally that elves would waste decades and centuries doing nothing because they live for so long and perceive a decade like a short period of time
>>98311197>faggot still mad someone made elfs that don't get raped as their only character trait
>>98311255>homosexual defense of Age of Sigmar
>>98311149This reminds me of that anime where a guy falls in love with a robot girl, but robots have to be reset every decade(die basically) or they go murderously insane.The main character falls in love with a robot girl that's got like a year before she's reset and she finally agrees. She then gets reset at the end.To make it even sadder, the show makes it clear the robot is indeed dead one reset to another, as one character remembers one robot that was her nanny but having already been reset the robot genuinely had no idea whom she was.I think it was called artificial memories.
>>98311256Go write another fanfic about Isha sucking off Nurgle if that's the elfs you like
>>98311298Not a thing in the good warhammer (Fantasy, pre-ET)
>>98311251Imagine the sagas elves could write about their 1000 year-siege of Troy version thoug
>>98311303>spending 1000 years taking one cityyikes
>>98311309Obviously it should be correspondingly grander and better defended too, no point even making it ancient elf history otherwise.
>>98311309It would be somewhat stupid, unless it's a massive mega city, each defensive line a city in itself, with a constant back and forth, parts of the walls getting conquered and reconquered. Schemes spanning decades, political infighting on both fronts, new alliances constantly.In general, if you write elf lore, why not have it be massive and grand, equal to their large lifespans? Unless you want a "grounded" setting, but elves should always be more fantastical than the rest, IMO.
>>98311298Retard, AoS is the setting where Slaanesh has almost all of the elven race being raped in his stomach so Tyrone, Teclis, and Morathi were able to make their own elves by fishing them out of it.Most are still there. AoS is the most raped elf setting there is.
>>98311341Consider that the siege of Angband went on 400 years before it was broken, if Tolkien wanted there would have been a lot of room for filler
How do we save the next thread from Noldorfag demolition
>>98311547No character from a hentai in the OP.
Put Olga in the OP.
>>98311598Seconded
>>98311598This desu, happy and unraped of course.Also don't forget the noldorchud
>>98311622Why do people get so emotionally invested in Olga and Chloe when in the series they are from they are evil dark elves who command legions of rape monsters who pillage human lands and rape human women and dont feel a shred of guilt over this? is it because it happaned offscreen?
>>98311626Yes.
These threads do not deserve to existThey just attract the worst kind of peopleI bet you guys actually like how elves are portrayed in dragon age and think it's well written
Both noldorfag and the coomers should be killed via flaying.
>>98311653>I bet you guys actually like how elves are portrayed in dragon age and think it's well writtenI mean, these threads are filled with elf-haters for some reason. So, some probably do.
>>98311653Dragon age started the trend of elves being weak retards who get enslaved and raped by humans. I will never forgive that grimdark trash for that fact.
happy Olga and Chloehttps://files.catbox.moe/486uqe.jpg
>>98311653>I bet you guys actually like how elves are portrayed in dragon age and think it's well writtenIt's fine, elves don't have to be strong/OP in every setting. It's fine if they are the underdog in some.Only retards that identify with elves seeing them as their irl race get triggered by this.
>>98311737Didn't we have this last not!-general?The problem with DA elves isn't that they aren't stron/OP. It's that they are just poorly written and unclear what the writers wanted to tell using them as a narrative device.
>>98311667>Grim dark trashI think this is my biggest gripe with the entire storyLike it has some good writing but then it is like>How do we make this dark? Oh right, rape we just put in more rape, that will make it more matureAlso the entire thing gets portrayed as elves having been high and mighty and deserving what they get because they were uppity like 700 years ago>But dude has to forgive the werewolves because it happened in the past like his people aren't suffering right now?
>>98308398Enjoyable designs wasted on shit, it's not rocket science. Happens way too much.
>some basic porn bimbos>but now with pointy ears>"enjoyable designs"
>>98311856Yes.And?
>>98311856you think they keep making them even though nobody enjoys them or something?
>>98312108It's just mass appeal for coomers.You don't even need to like or know what an elf is to fap to that shit.
>>98310002>describe your current game >describes game they're not even sure they're running yet lol
>>98312199yeah, because elves don't exist, they aren't anything specific
>>98307792>Hentai ElfAh, the only type of elf that matters.
>>98311856Look man if you can't find basic porn bimbos enjoyable, I don't think we have much to argue. The whole point is, either way, they're wasted on actual irredeemable shit, and I guess people try to "give them a better home" and enjoy it, too. It's way more respectable than if they just rolled with what there is.
>>98308123guy what gets angry when he fights is such a stupid class concept
>>98312233If that were the case, we would need to define "elf" before even starting a thread about them.Idiot. Absolute idiocy. They exist in traditional games and other media, which form the baseline for discussion in these threads.
>>98308638Yeah.
>>98312395Correct. So stop making threads about them.
>>98312411You first. I don't make these (oh so not) generals.
>>98312420You first. You're the one who makes them.
>>98312199>You don't even need to like or know what an elf isand who gets to decide what liking or knowing is? Protip: it's not some asshurt spammer
One of my next NPCs is going to be a 500 year old elf, 100 years from retirement, it is going to be his third civil war, he'll just wait it out and go back to his cozy office job
>>98312459Will he start at level 1?
>>98312478Level 17 mastermind Rogue, I thought it was fitting for a politician
>>98311626Why are you such an NPC unable to imagine anything on your own dude? Have you ever heard the term fanfiction? Is going to blown your little slave mind!
>I love [characters from source material] so much that I write fanfiction where [characters from sourcematerial] are not like in the source material!Alright, but anyway.>>98312503Huh, high level campaign? But yeah, that fits.
>>98312679And fanfiction not faithful to the source material is derided as being garbage. When the characters are written out of character, its garbage. You just want the characters from the series but purely superficially without any of their character traits so you can make them by your lovely duvy incel wife.
>anything that's not exactly by the letter like the source text is... completely wacky mischaracterization!!!so how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast today?
>>98312804Fanfiction is immensely popular and every big fantasy series has tons of fanfiction. It also has existed since forever and big fantasy authors that are now considered classics made their own stories modifying a previous existing one, or what do you think most Shakespeare plays are? The only people who hate fanfiction are dumb squares like yourself who have no imagination. Is funny that you think you're the "real fantasy fan" when you're so far away you may as well be considered anti-fantasy.
>>98308424not true, I've been banned once when I called him out on his relentless shitpostinglikely because I told him to kill himself or it was too "meta" off-topic in nature
>>98308695I still don't see how this is supposed to be a bad thing or whatever in general. Are you retarded perhaps or just autistic and unable to reflect on other perspectives than your own?
>>98312804>When the characters are written out of character, its garbage.so uh, if we atke the current example, Chloe/Olga, being not-raped is supposed to be out of character then? you know that the character has more to it than just getting raped, right?
>>98309460A redditor who spams his commissions asking vague low quality questions just so he can post his slop tier commissions, he has 3 threads up right now and sometimes drop them here
>>98313063dude, it is a hentai, it is literally pornthe only thing deep here are the dicks going inside Olga and Chloe
>>98312395incorrect, just because "elf" is a set of fantasy tropes it doesn't automatically relate to reality in any concrete way
>>98312804>And fanfiction not faithful to the source material is derided as being garbage.yes, but that's because all fanfiction is garbage, not because people hate inspirations taken from other fiction
>>98313240...nobody said they relate to reality.Anon, why isn't it necessary to define "elf" first before we have a discussion about them?
>>98307792Shit... in a single day you guys almost finished this thread.
>>98313301Ban Noldorfag and this stuff will stop happening
>>98309412Oh, it is a semi-commonn melty, yeah. Although he doesn't dare to do this shit on other boards.
>>98313184no one said deepstill the character is a character, and more than just one line of description and dicksmaybe you'd known if you had consumed more than just the animated media part of the franchise >>98313311on /v/ I think, pretty sure he gets banned on /a/ for it
>>98313259We usually do, by saying the context such as "elves in WoW" or "in Fantasy". It's only when you remove that and make worthless blanket statements over a stock fantasy race that issues pop up.
>>98307792An elf slave huh?What will I do?https://files.catbox.moe/y7r2uz.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/pdcpga.jpgThe world needs more half elves, and I am willing to provide them by any means necessary
>>98313324Why not just move the elf general to another board then? Also is there a good board for an elf general. Gotta admit this is hardly game related most of the time.
>>98313379>Gotta admit this is hardly game related most of the timeIt's almost like this is the whole problem with these threads.Just go to /e/, /h/, /c/. That's all you care about anyway.
>>98313378Are you going to get a male elf and start an elf farm or something?
>why not move the elf generalbecause he spams in other boards too.also fuck you for your retarded terrorist tactics of spamming a fucking thread and then demanding it moves around. you should be banned
>>98313379>Also is there a good board for an elf generalyes, /tg/.
>>98313378>The world needs more half elvesit really doesn't. Elf women should have elf babies regardless of the fathers race
>>98313378Half elf like, a distinct group, like Grand Wizards of the Coast where they're just humans with pointy ears(Hylians now that I think about it, or Cra), or Tolkien's bizarre system where they have to choose to be a man or an elf except if they choose to be an elf their children are still half elves with that choice but if they choose to be men then their children are men and so do not get a choice?
>>98313391Anon....
>>98313391They just care about porn.Of course, male elves don't exist for them.
>>98313428Tags: trap
>>98313405What wasteAlso, in this circumstance elven men would be entirely unneeded for the continued survival of the species, meaning evolution would optimise soly for the looks of the females. (Obviously ending in a fertility goddess femboy disparity)>>98313414In any sensible representation of genetics humans and elves should be as far diverged as horses and donkeys and as of such their offspring should have extremely weak fertilityLike mules, half elves should, in having a mixture of the strengths and downsides of both humans and elves, have their own niche in both the economy and general life. Perhaps having the learning ability of a man with the magical attunement of an elf makes them ideal of research and new fields of magicPerhaps their quick feet and human stamina makes them more efficient roguesPerhaps their human breasts and elven grace makes them really fucking hotRegardless, once there is an economic niche they will need replacing, and I am willing to supply this world with all of the half elves it needsAnd keep only a few for myself(Yes, the production will be manual)
>>98313479>Like mulesOh so we're going by Dungeon Meshi rules.
>>98313479>in this circumstance elven men would be entirely unneeded for the continued survival of the specieself men aren't interested in sex anyway
>>98313489YESExcept for the speed of aging thing, that makes little sense. Speed of growth is hormonal and speed of decline is a series of factors but mainly rna. Completely seperate variables
>>98313506>all the half elves in Fantasy have elven fathersOkay anon.
>>98313506Genetic information "Spent" on sexual dimorphism would be redundant. Elf males would want what elf females want
>>98313506Okay porndamaged retard.
>>98313379>Gotta admit this is hardly game related most of the time.tell that to the jannies, not my fault people can't behave.
Just don't make the next thread with a fucking coomer OP so noldorschizo doesn't demolish it
make the next thread with Olga and Chloe and the noldorchud as discussed earlier.
>>98313637you want a dishonest op?
>>98313658Just add a normal fucking elf from anything not a rape hentai
>>98312991Meta off-topic can't be the reason, I lost the count on the previous edition D&D threads that got shitposted into oblivion about what should be allowed in the thread.
>>9831367199% of that still triggers noldorfag
>>98313671Elfbros don't negotiate with terrorists.
>>98313637>>98313658the only people who care about elves are sloppers and porn-brained retards it seems
>>98309579Would explain why puckee's full username is censored on /tg/ after people caught on and bans were being handed out for calling puckee's spam
>>98311653I think the Dragon Age elves had potential, because there's a mystery to solve about how they became weak and a path to return to power. Unfortunately the writers decided to ignore that and say elves being second class and mortal is fine actually, everyone will be getting along now just because. So the way it was executed is indeed bad writing.
>>98313981the perks of being a janny and/or having janny buttbuddies
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