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>>98314708I haven't played Paranoia since 2018... God I miss her.>The computer was based off of Amazon Alexa. >The Computer couldn't "see" but she could hear everything. >Writing and such was treasonous and outlawed. (The only exception I made was passing notes to the GM during combat and other secretive activities.) It was a ton of fun, but half of my players still didn't quite get it. If I did it again, I would choose my players much more carefully, but also look for 5-8 players.**I long for the day when I can murder again.**
>>98314708>when a joke game is less insane than modern UKI do miss Paranoia haven't had a game of it in ages.
>>98314708Do you have a 27b stroke 6?
If I wanted to get into this for the first time, what would be the best edition/book?
>>98318260It genuinely doesn't matter that much. Whatever's handy.
>>98318260It really really depends. Some like the more board-game / card game parts of later editions (Paranoia Red, Paranoia Perfect, Paranoia all new shiny edition).Yes, those are the real namesThose are all honestly fine, but I can't stand them. Especially cuz they change parts of the setting that I personally find essential.If you want something that seems pretty traditional and is classic Paranoia, then Paranoia XP is the way to go and is quite easy to find. (Paranoia 2004/2005, yes they did get copyright-striked by Microsoft.)
>>98314708Does anyone have some actual game stories to share?Also, a shame the CRPG was a buggy mess so we didn't get a resurgence in interest like Rogue Trader did.https://store.steampowered.com/app/858030/Paranoia_Happiness_is_Mandatory/
>>98321818I played a game in DunDraCon back in ye olden days and the GM used a bullhorn and gel lights to make you feel like you were being interrogated. Normally I don't really like prop based GMing but it was pretty effective in the convention setting. He also gave us all the secondary oles and made sure we filled out our paperwork . The hygiene officer trolled the fuck out of us
