Post your favorite art, fanfics and talk about the story potential of the pairing here
Why does nobody talk about these two?
>>98317272They do sometimes
>>98317112Fucking the arrogant elf is a weird fantasy for anons who hate themselves and have confused a woman who hates them too for a woman who understands them. They don't. The eldar hate you for ancient incomprehensible and irredeemable reasons.
>>98317412The ancient incomprehensible and irredeemable reasons of>the mon-keigh won't do what we say>the mon-keigh are ugly>the mon-keigh are stupid>the mon-keigh remind us of ourselves but worse because we're better>the mon-keigh keep ruining the things we have that we don't tell them aboutand who can forget:>the mon-keigh exist
>>98317412It's weird how there are very few male elf / human woman pairings, you'd think they would logically be more common.
>>98317622It's a lot more common than the shitposters and pornbrains want you to believe, the media that features them just isn't popular around here.
>>98317412incomprehensible and irredeemable ? sounds like the average woman
>>98317622>Wondering why human man x monstergirl is more common in a male dominated space.Anon, are you retarded?
>>98317966Worse, they're a woman.
>>98317112Rogue Trader ha sa lot of that
>>98317112Post your minis.
>>98317280look at this nigga's face
In the grimdarkness of the 41st Millenium there is sometimes, happiness
>>98317412I just have a thing for cold bitches.
>>98317112
>>98319430She's dead.
>>98319483I'm sure it's not all that great, but I really want to read Titan. Haven't seen anyone offer a readable source, sadly.
>>98319701Isn't there a /co/ thread dedicated to sharing old comics?
>>98319719Sometimes I forget other boards exist.
Never ask a Biel-Tan Eldar the race of their boyfriend
My admech got with an eldar she-witch. Pumped her for information
I'm not well read on eldar why are biel-tan humanfuckers?
>>98320375they are the most racist eldar. so its that meme
>>98320446They're just like me fr
>>98317112>fanfics>the story potentialI dunno, ask >>>/lit/
>>98319926Is this about eldrad? It was a one time thing, it meant nothing
>>98317112Have you anons read any good human x eldar fics or stories from RPG sessions?
>>98317272Because it is a male eldar and human woman pair and that won't work for retarded coomers like OP and their racemixing self insert fetish.
>>98320375They aren't. Biel-Tan are the most xenophobic and genocidal of all the eldar craftworlds. In general no craftworld eldar are human fuckers, the only eldar that fuck humans are dark eldar who basically just abuse their human slaves to satisfy their own degenerate whims. For the eldar, having sex with humans is basically equivalent of beastiality. Humans are a lower lifeform in every conceivable way from the Eldar point of view.
>>98321448There are also corsairs...
I identify as an elf and I feel cucked when I see human male x elf female, olease post elven bvlls taking human stacies.
>>98321368>from RPG sessionsLmao. Nobody here plays.
>>98321562Are you here just to seethe
If 40K gets a canon fEldar x mHuman couple, it should be a Corsair snagging a noble or navyman
>>98321719do you only have a single picture to post over and over again? I've seen you five times and I am 100% sure you're the same person posting, you'r enot even changing the wordingis this ritual posting?
>>98321770Found it in the draw thread I occasionaly take a peak at, reposted it since it was new, I have plenty of others tho.
>>98321719Nah, Eldar infiltrator posing as a tall mutant human guardsman. Then hooking up with a guard dude and ending up liking him would be more kino.
>>98317112Genemommies>>>>>>>stuck up elf lanklets
>>98321448>For the eldar, having sex with humans is basically equivalent of beastiality.Do you have a single source for that besides the video game that made that shit up, despite Eldar having no problem with touching humans anywhere else in the lore before?
>female highborn race>regular ass human male with no outstanding qualities (for extra self-inserting)
>>98321959you mean, the video game RT which has all the lines and interactions approved by GW so basically they're official 40k media?the one video game which actually lets you roleplay, unlike the other games which feature hardly any interaction between xenos and humans as they're shooters and co-op?and if you get close to Yrliet the other craftwolders in the infinity circuit think it is so disgusting it breaks her stone, and teh last farseer of her homeworld says it is disgusting what you two have, mind you there's zero touching >while the harlequin and drukhari have very little problems with thatand all of that has GW's seal of approvalso go, cry about how that never happened in the lore (bvideo games don't count) before>nvm that most of it is eldar male and human female, while we have like one instance of heamonculi's personal professional fluffer fluffing heamonculi test subjects all those thousand or so dark arts training, has to fuck mon'keigh for a living- and I don't think she only does humans either
>>98322018The other Aeldari besides Yrliet do not ever talk about touching monkeigh being disgusting, the stone breaks because the ritual funbled, it had gone awry even before your interference, guess you didn't even play it, huh?But it's good to know it really is just the bideo gaem that's full of shit. Aeldari in the novels never had a problem with touching humans, sex is another story, but the game just makes one retarded Aeldari act like a dumbass and the idiots start to think that's cannon for every single one of them.
>>98322052Next DLC is rumored to be a female Eldar. I hope she is romancable and puts out simply to make Noldorfag and his acolytes seethe.
>>98322052when the ritual succeeds they cleanse her of your mon'keigh influence and she starts acting distant againmake of that what you will
>>98322113>when the ritual succeeded they forcibly mind rape her into not liking youI dont see how that changes things, really
>>98322129>The other Aeldari besides Yrliet do not ever talk about touching monkeigh being disgusting>the aeldari forcibly make her not like youanon...
>>98322110I doubt it, we already have a female Aeldari, but then again we got 2 tech priests, maybe well get a non-craftworld one now? But the nontouch thing will now be cemented in the minds of lorelets as holy canon despite the fact that I'm pretty sure farseers in the novels had no such disgust reulsion to ir beforehand.
>anon makes thread to specifically segregate eldarxhuman talk to have a place for that and not bother other threads>the fags who hate it from those threads come her to seethe
>>98322136Are you autistic? Disliking something and feeling disgusted by the thought of touching something are completely different things. Sure I dislike pugs, they are dumb useless animals who cannot even breath properly, but I have no problem touching them.
>>98322140Looking at a content creator who predicted tech priest companion, he said>dlc location needs webway gate to access>would make sense as there is unused eldar gear, especially psyker stuff>it's a hasstle to make a new race like Orks with unique equipment table>people want more xenos and eldar are easiest to make>Gw has new Corsair and Exodite stuff they might want Owlcat to shillAnd also a Corsair group that stalks processional was present in Trazyn's Museum and Exodites were talked about there too..So could be plausible.
>>98322141Autism is a hell of a thing.
>>98322201how old is that picture? I recognize the drawing style but haven't seen the man around in ages
>>98322211Fucked if I know.Had to pull it from a booru, my harddrive that saved it died a long time ago.
>>98322258I'll take that as "it's not recent", which is what I was curious about.
>>983222692013-ish, maybe?
>>98322279I don't think it would be THAT old.I'm pretty sure that specific artist showed up after the drawfag purge of 2016.
>>98317412>a woman who understands themWhat the hell are you talking about?
Hope chuddy gets over his dead wife so we can have another Eldar romance
The GOAT.
>>98317622You are on 4chan anon, pervert foids in another place, spamming aislop fanfiction for $2,99 on amazon
>>98321959The idea that the Eldar see humans as a lower lifeform and are generally disgusted by them is older than Rogue Trader and Yrliet. For example in the Dawn of Fire novel the Eldar envoy Uthwe sent to Guilliman finds just the smell and way humans breath kind of disgusting and gross.Also, it is just a logical decution to make when you actually read the lore of the Eldar. They are superhuman beings. There basically is no physical or mental quality where a baseline human is even equal let alone superior to an average eldar. The eldar are a race of genetically engineered psychic warriors, they are not equals to humans, they are above them and thus it makes logical sense that basically all Eldar view humans as a lesser race and this attitude is reflected in their lore. Both the Craftworlders and Dark Eldar share this view of Eldar racial supremacy, the way they treat humans differs mostly just on the axis of what they view as appropriate behavior for themselves. The Craftworlders don't rape and abuse humans because they think it is wrong to do so to a lesser race given that they are willing to sacrifice billions of humans to save a single eldar soul, they don't act like that because they view it as degenerate and within the domain of hedonistic excess that led to the birth of Slaanesh.The Dark Eldar in turn, are fully ok with doing whatever the fuck they want to humans because they quite literally view humans as cattle and prey things, and as their right as a superior race to what they want with their lessers. The Dark Eldar recognize no equals to their race either on collective or individual levels, with only the other eldar factions like the Harlequins, Craftworlders and at times Exodites getting some amount of consideration due them having shared blood.
>>98323232So basically how the English colonists saw the indigenous people they were genociding and enslaving.
>>98323248Yeah, basically, with the added backage of them being outright biologically, mentally, technologically and culturally superior race as well. Though this could be argued by some to have been the case in irl as well :^)In general though, the Eldar are just as much if not more space racists than the imperium is. Which is one of the reasons I like them, and why I hate this secondary fetish meme garbage people like the artist in the OP push. It goes against the lore of the Eldar in nearly every conceivable way.
>>98322989Crying femcel acolyte begging Larry to finally toss his wife into an infinity circuit to get dicked down without feeling like someone's watching and giving disapproving looks of contempt>Larry, please, you have to move on! This is the entire point of your character arc!>Not now small creature, I have to commute with my dead wife
Vect canonically fucks human womenI'm also pretty sure most of them used to be sisters of battle, judging by that one figurine and the tell tale bob-cut>Which makes sense as they're more fun to break with their believe in the emperor and the slow descend into despair as they realize it's not going to help them>Maybe he just keeps them until they lose their faith and throws them to his subordinates for torture to move onto the next one, like a clockwork, a little game to see how long they last
>>98323595Beastiality is kind of vanilla for Dark Eldar, I imagine that one like Vect who is old and jaded to the max would do far more horrific shit than just fuck human women to get his rocks off.
>>98323726Is the joke that she's a genocidal whore who will kill eldar for her master like a good slave?
>>98323748The joke is that she chokes on Bobby's cock.
>>98323782Just say yes, cocksleeveI can't believe she was relevant once
>>98323264Them dont come to this thread to shit it up and seethe. Why are you here? This thread was made as a space for that discussion so it isn't in other threads. It gets made to contain the meme from those spaces, yet you activelly seek it out to rage at it. This is mentally ill behavior
Noldorfag told me Dark Eldar would nnever have human sex slaves tho"Why would they rape humans when they have more interesting species to commit debauchery with"
>>98323896>pretending that coomers don't spam their memeshit in every eldar discussion regardless.Yeah, right, muh containment, sure. I am far more inclined to think that this thread was made to bait noldorfag but given that there still is no spam of eldar men itt the bait clearly failed.
>>98323916Just direct them here then instead of pursuing such content to pick fights with it when it's in a thread specifically for it. Do you trully have nothing better to do than wage a "crusade" agaist a segregated thread that wasn't imposing on regular discussion.
>>98323232lorefag what is your take on >>98323914He also denied that Vect's slaves in bikinis on the barge were in any way sex slaves
>>98323943How new are you? Redicting people into other threads has never worked on this site and if anything it is likely to just create obstinate shitposting in response. Which is why my "crusade" against this memeshit has always been just bringing up the actual lore of the setting and highlighting how all of this is just retarded fanwank. The fact that so many secondaries and tourists actually think that Guilliman and Yvraine are fucking rather than it being literally just some retarded fanwank meme shit, is the direct result of people not objecting to this garbage.>>98323953Given what Dark Eldar are, having human sex slaves is not implausible because they would be above doing shit like that, at best it could be argued to be "implausible" because the Dark Eldar are so demented and sick that sex with a lesser race is far too vanilla for them. Generally though, the examples of human and eldar sexual relations we have in 40k or at least vague allusions to them have all involved dark eldar so I don't really see why one would object ot the notion in itself being a thing in 40k.Of course these are not some sort of lovey dovey romances but basically the equivalent of a sadistic slave owner raping his/her slaves/cattle so a combination of beastiality and sexual abuse in general. The culture of Commoragh is evil and a direct continuation of the shit that led to the birth of Slaanesh, Dark Eldar having human sex slaves wouldn't be implausible at all beyond the aforementioned notions of it propably being rather vanilla and not depraved and cruel enough for the tastes of Dark Eldar.
>>98323985Well go object against people who are posting it in 40k general or elf thread or whatever where it it is actually imposing on discussion. You're not gonna gain anything by just arguing with people here. Let em enjoy the fanwank in peace.Though in regards to your reply to the other anon. I can't believe Noldorfag unironically tried to "whitewash" Dark Eldar of all things lmao
>>98323985Some anons wrote similar replies to him saying what you're saying. He said "that's all headcanon because it wasn't explicitly mentioned in fluff that they do have sex slaves or that Vect fucked those slave girls"No one could talk him out of it.
>>98324003My only impositions to this thread have been bringing up the actual lore of the Eldar in my posts. If that lore ruins the wank session you want to have itt then it really is not my problem.Anyways, I don't really read or post into the 40k general that much these days given how shit it is. I really only post there when something relevant regarding 40k and my specific interests in the hobby are happening/being revealed like for example when the new exodite models were showcased by GW recently. Now that GW isn't revealing new eldar models I don't have any reason to post in the general.
>>98324018Well that is quite foolish on his part. GW will never put explicit sex in their official content even in their novels especially these days so at best you are going to get allusions or implications of it. Generally they have massively toned down the sexual elements of the setting as time has gone on, one only has to look at the evolution of the daemonette models over time as an example.
>>98324053>GW will never put explicit sex in their official content even in their novels especially these days so at best you are going to get allusions or implications of it.Well to be fair there was that bit in Nightbringer where it was pretty clear sexual assault was happening, penetration wasn't described, but the context was crystal clear, thought that is from early 2000s
>>98324068Yeah, I doubt that would fly anymore these days given how averse GW is to anythign overtly sexual in 40k.
>>98324035Ok lorefag then here is a topical question, without anger or just saying that wouldn't happen if GW were to make a romantic Eldar x Human couple (IMPORTANT: single weird outlier not make it the norm as these individuals have weird tastes for their race as you always have weird individuals who deviate from the norm, nor make it rape) where two fall in love, which type of Eldar would you say would make most sense to portray such a thing:Drukhari, Corsair, Craftworlder, Exodite, Ynnari variant of any of the former.I know you wouldn't like the idea happening, but which would you see as the best fitting?Oh and actual romance with something like light physical intimacy (kissing, hugging - doesn't have to be sexual as Eldar and Humans can't reproduce) not Yrliet style autism.
>>98324068>>98324082Not trying to /pol/bait, but that scene was Dark Eldar woman assaulting human man. There is a double standard regarding rape when it's depicted as happening to men. I think it wouldn't be as controversial as say Malus' crew in Fantasy raping that woman would be if it released today.
>>98324097Not him, but my 2 cents would be Ynnari Deldar.Because Deldar are deviants and more open to such things, but the Ynnari ones don't have to torture to survive. So can see one with an open minded Rogue Trader, Xeno Hybris Inqusitor or maybe some non-imperial human.Buuuuuut GW has kicked Ynnari to the side.So I guess closest thing would be Corsair or a Harlequin with a crazy role.
>>98324097Given the lore and what we know of the Eldar in general, I think that some Corsair/outcast would make most sense, as they generally are aloof and somewhat distanced from the cultural puritanism and restraint of the Craftworlders without having fallen into the debauched sadism of the Dark Eldar. Not that I would in general view such a couple as making that much sense given the lore of the Eldar but if such a romance was to be included, the Eldar candidate that makes most sense imo is a corsair or outcast for the aforementioned reasons.The Craftworlders would just culturally not be inclined at all towards even entertaining such a notion whereas for Dark Eldar the idea of them actually falling in love with anyone besides themselves (as in on individual narcisistic level) let alone with a lesser race is just laughable. The Dark Eldar can barely love other Dark Eldar, given how the culture of Commoragh fosters extreme egoistic and narcisistic behavior. I recall reading somewhere that the term Dark Eldar have for "lover" is more akin to "favorite plaything" in their language or someshit.Exodites make even less sense than Craftworlders for human x eldar romance because they are even more culturally puritanical than the Craftworlders are, they are basically Eldar equivalent of the amish. Them engaging in some sort of hedonistic beastiality type of relations with a human would seem very out of place for them. As for the Ynnari, they are a deathcult composed of mostly Craftworlders and Dark Eldar that ultimately want to restore the Eldar race to their former glory via having Ynnead defeat Slaanesh. I find the idea of them having some cultural tolerance towards human x eldar relations implausible as well.
>>98324193Thanks for the objective reply. I agree with the argument that Corsair might make the most sense.Also I forgot to list Harlequins, idk how crazy can they get with the "roles they play" so would they be a factor
>>98324208Harlequins at least if I recall the lore from their minicodex (I don't have it anymore as I lost a bunch of my 40k stuff like old dexes and books in a fucking sevage spill in the storage cellar of my appartment complex a couple of years back) kind of lose their own personality/identity as they take on the mask and essentially restart their lives as servants of the Laughing God. I don't really think that they can have normal relationships with anyone after that point, not even other eldar.
>>98324220Likely depends on the character they are playing. As the Eldar Harlequin are based on a Commedia dell'arte troupe, those with Columbine (female servant/prostitute), Harlequin (heroic male "lead" servant with a Columbine as his lover), Scaramouche (rival to Harlequin) Pantalone (rich old lech), and Innamorati (a pair of illicit lovers) might take a human lover or two as part of their performance.
>>98321719Reduce the boob size, remove the heels and it's a somewhat plausible image as Corsairs can be weird outliers sometimes and even a bit deviant/hedonistic. Remember that Corsair guy who had a place where him and his mates lived among humans, ruled and protected them before they got destroyed by Space Marines.Not sure would the human entertain her idea though, especially considering the Corsair and her crew blew up his ship and enslaved his crew lol
>>98319483Poor Farendis made it sound like his pa managed to knock up his ma by stumbling about drunk with his dick out and just kinda getting stuck in some hole because fate decided so. Not unlikely given that he's a craftworlder lmao.
>>98320375The ironic thing is, despite supposedly being "the xenophobic craftworld", they also have a "pact of friendship" after teaming up with the Tallarn Desert Raiders
>>98324193I agree and would add, for good measure, that Drukhari actually have limits to the degree of debauchery they can indulge due to having to constantly watch their own backs for betrayal, which was Vect's solution to the whole issue of Chaos Eldar. Survival of the fittest. They indulge in degeneracy mainly as shows of power over their rivals, or to pretend for a little while that they aren't constantly feeling Slaanesh gnawing on their souls like a jawbreaker. Corsairs, on the other hand, don't have a curse reminding them of their mortality every second of every day, and they also don't have to worry about a culture of sanctioned backstabbing ruining all their fun. It's Corsairs, not Drukhari, who are at the biggest risk of going so degen with their pursuit of pleasure and thrills that they get eaten by daemons. Corsairs also interact with humans a lot more than the other factions of Eldar do, as many Corsairs like Yriel take jobs from human clients to keep their fleets supplied and wealthy since they don't have Commorragh or a Craftworld to support them. There's also the fact Corsairs are the only ones actively roaming the galaxy, which inherently means docking at human ports sometimes. So they're far, far more likely to have any kind of rapport at all with humans, to challenge their prejudices and to potentially explore the possibility of having one as a sex pet. Not to say that your average Corsair would consider humans any more highly than other Eldar do, but it's simply the only group other than Outcasts who seem like they could plausibly take a human as a partner. Even if it's only short-lived, and they wake up regretting the whole experience.
>>98322141>fags who shut up other threads mad when their thread is shit upLike pottery
>>98322140Could be an exodite since GW has been learning about cross-media brand synergy lately
>>98322989I don't know what would be funnier for the fandom reaction, Larry having a normal romance with a human or not being a romance. If he is, chuds will cry double standard because of Yrliet. If he isn't, it will be like the femcels crying over Solas not being a romance for Rook in Veilguard all over again.
>>98324088>>98322184This is the most equal attention cake ass forced meme of all time.
>>98323476>without feeling like someone's watching>not doing freaky three-way play with the soulstoneSomething something soulstone buttplug that lets the dead wife share the sensations of his new fuckpet and speak through her on occasionSomething something fun, toxic dynamic where he amd his wife use her body like a meatpuppet to continue their marriage, with both only showing the acolyte begrudging, tsundere affection that slightly warms over timeI'd be more tolerant of you goonerfags if you had even an ounce of creativity in your dopamine fried brains.
