>playing d&d>session 0>characters being introduced to each other>tell dm I roll to rape and kill everyone>they refusefucking railroading am i right
>I am going to punch you.
>>98341968You had to copy a shitpost from Reddit?
>>98341968I sympathize with you>Be playing 5e>Party all at tavern>Introduce themselves>Female player introduces their tiefling sorceress>I spent starting gold on sleeping potion>Roll to sneak it into the female's drink>Everyone yells at me>Rolled a 27 with bonus but DM doesn't care>I mention female elf has a passive perception of 12 so it should have worked>A player threatens to beat me up if I don't leave>Later the friend that invited me told me that I was out of line and the female was date raped, like that's relevantIt's a fucking game. Get over yourselves.
>>98342096>I spent starting gold on sleeping potion>Roll to sneak it into the female's drinkwhy would you do this?
>>98342102Because I wanted to fuck her obviously. Are you stupid?
>>98341968They're right, you don't roll a check for that.
>>98342162No, he means why would you roll? Intra-party PvP rolls outside of combat are lame, it should have simply happened
>>98341968What's the save against rape, AC or Touch Attacks?
>>98341968Traditional games?
>>98342591rape
>>98341968They should have roleplayed it, the player characters and NPCs reacting to the player's actions.>(DM) Ok anon, you drop your pants. What does eveyone do?>(Player one) I point at his tiny acorn and burst out laughing.>(Player 2) I laugh as well and ask him how he does anything with that tiny thing.>(Player 3) A call out to the rest of the town so a laughing crowd forms a circle around him, all chanting "Acorn! Acorn!">(DM) Word spreads across the kingdom, your character is met with cries of "Acorn Cock!" wherever you go.Freeform sandboxing is the best.
>>98342586CMD
>>98341968>Frogshitter has more than 5 threads going at onceIt's the final phase of killing this board, isn't it?
>>98342082Are you even allowed to say "rape" on Reddit? Seems like that would be one of their no-no words.
>>98342897>"You'll regret giving me this idea">Go into the woods and find the largest, sharpest acorn I can, and cut off the stem and polish the cap to be flat near the stem, but otherwise spiky>Get a linen or animal hide condom and bone glue, and glue the acorn onto the end of itCast fire seeds (https://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/fireSeeds.htm ) on the acorn>Obtain a method of fire resistance>Try the sleeping potion trick again, but make sure I only "get hard" after insertion (the acorns detonate when they strike a hard surface)
>>98341968>D&DThat's where you fucked up. You need a game like Exalted where you get rape powers
>>98341968I'd honestly let it happen if I were the DM. Even if you get a surprise round, action economy in D&D means you have effectively no chance of raping and killing the rest of your party. At best, you could knock an armorless caster unconscious, then start raping them during the second round, but the rest of the party would easily incapacitate you mid-rape.
