Fat Fuck Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ruhttps://40k.gallery/https://eavy-archive.com/https://armycrafter.com/https://paintpad.app/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th/11th Edition Ruleshttps://gofile.io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega.nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>Alternative rules:https://onepagerules.com/https://www.starbreach.com/homehttps://nolimitswargames.wordpress.com/>How to Make Wargames Terrain (2e 2003)https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Inferno! Magazine complete collection (1997-2004)https://archive.org/download/Inferno30/Inferno30_archive.torrent>Warhammer Monthly complete collection (1989-2004)https://archive.org/download/WarhammerMonthly0502001BlackLibrary62pminutemenAbaddonblackLibrary/WarhammerMonthly0502001BlackLibrary62pminutemenAbaddonblackLibrary_archive.torrent>Games Workshop/Citadel Miniatures painting guides (1989-2016)https://archive.org/download/games-workshop-painting-guides/games-workshop-painting-guides_archive.torrent>Current Collage ThemeHeavy>/40kg/'s dudeshttps://pastebin.com/8MwSq81B>Previous Thread:>>98346843>Thread Question:How fat are you irl?>Bonus Question (for /40kg/'s dudes pastebin)What are /yourdudes/ called?
Le le le ecks dee XD I LIKE ORKS :DDD XDXD LE LE ECKS DEE XD
I like liking orks but i would never ever like orks if you feel me.
I like or-ACK >>98351444
>>98351433I am 6 foot and 145 lbs but i eat only sugar and beef i am a mishappen skinnyfat golem get ye gone type creature
>>98351460Warhammer forty k?
>>98351448as in you understand the appeal of orks, but you still can't find yourself enjoying them? that makes sense. I like orks :D but I get its not for everyone.
>>98351464OP asked in manner most polite-like twould be uncouth to spur the question.
Who doesn't like orks? (:D)
What do I do with my Cain mini when he arrives this week?>Build him on a 28mm base and run him as a standard commissar and Jurgen separately>Build him on a 40mm base with Jurgen and run him as a Yarrick counts-as
>>98351464READ THE FUCKING TQ and also the bonus question pretty please, I want to expand the pastebin, but I also want to know which posters dudes are still active
>>98351433P H A THAT
>>98351433>What are /yourdudes/ called?The Thunda Crunchaz.
>>98351477>Build him on a 28mm base and run him as a standard commissar and Jurgen separatelywhat would you even be able to run Jurgen as in a way that he's still following Cain around? for that reason, I'd say go for the Yarrick counts as. I think with Cain and Jurgen together, they deserve to be a bigger force to reckoned than a run of the mill commissar.
>>98351433I play golden SoB I hope (never ever) that they get another mention in 11th beyond this single paragraph (never ever)
>>98351473>>98351482TQ is off topic, ban the OP
>>98351499You can use Jurgen as a decoration. Just place him near your commissar and ignore him for any game purposes.
>>98351503your autism must've been quite the burden on your mother i do feel sorry for her
>>98351508im not autistic though
>Tau were awed at the hive cities' populations in older lore>newer lore has Tau going "meh" at hive citiesWhat the fuck happened?
>>98351527Fedora tippers are writing the fluff.
>>98351503feeling a bit offended hearing the topic of weight brought up?
>>98351527I like tau but i think the >heh we ARE the good guys and do literally everything better than humanityis starting to get a bit too on the nose
>>98351534>oops haha we birthed the moral christian God>secretly evil? A tau slaanesh stand-in? Hmmmm how about... no lol we just have a loving god now sucks to suck losers
>>98351534Especially when they're also doing everything better than everyone else in the galaxy as well.
>>98351544>>98351534I mean, they are meant to be the rising power that will topple the old and decaying empires before them.Sorta like America during and after WW2
>>98351542>christian god>secretly evilbad news goyim
>>98351550>we are meant to be the cool winners all the time actuallyThats so epic how noble and bright for the future of the galaxy.
>>98351564rabbi yeshua would not approve of that language brochacho
>>98351573keep cryin bout it kike
>>98351444This but unironically :D
>>98351550>they were always meant to suck
>>98351550So why haven't they destroyed any craftworlds or tombworlds yet?
>>98351477Im running mine as a stand in for Guant in my cadian recon command squad
Armageddon would have gotten more hype if it was deldar vs orks vs marines vs cadians vs exodites vs world eaters vs Sonic.
What fictional characters do yall think would enjoy warhammer?
>>98351575that'll be six hail maries and a donation to the goy bucket
>>98351550No retard they're meant to be the naive newcomers who aren't aware yet that the other races already tried things they way they are doing it and it brought them to ruin, Tau are experiencing the pride before the fall.
>>98351581what a reddit thing to post
>>98351477Mount him in place of Graves on her pimpmobile.
>>98351578They destroyed several tomb worlds and are currently stealthily plundering tomb worlds to reverse-engineer Necron tech.They invaded at least one craftworld, but it was already dead when they arrived
>melee edition>melee is actually dogshit >narrative edition>crusade was removed>terrain rules>pre-painted imperial ruins instead of unpainted imperial ruinsHow is this shit any better than 10th?
looks like a black templars fag is here
>>98351584>the fall is coming!!>aaaaaany edition now....meanwhile they just get glazed more any more by any lore mentions
>>98351584Gav Thorpe said that they are analogs for MERICA
>>98351580It could have been half Steel Legion, half updated Mk 7 Tacticals + Characters in Drop Pods for the Imperium side and just replace the shitty Dakka Rig on the Ork side with a Looted Wagon and it would have sold a filthy gorillion dollars.
>>98351594Retard it's not going to happen in real time for the audience, humanity lasted 10k years before the Age of Strife, Eldar had like 60 million years, the Tau are just on that same trajectory.
it appears our superiority has lead to some controversy
>>98351596>steel legion in a starter box>selling wellLMAO
>>98351500Honestly makes me wonder why all of the other canon minor orders are just meme versions of one of the major orders.>>98351580It should have been SoB versus Tau, and I'm definitely not saying that because those are my two favorite factions (I only play as the good guys).
>>98351601>just tell yourself they'll lose later we don't have to show itlol
>>98351595>a bit of an analog for late 20th century / early 21st century western interventionism>NATO-style innocuous three-letter-acronym formationsYes, totally space MUHRICA!
>>98351603GW got so much shit for going back to Armageddon without making new Steel Legion the fans bullied them into quickly doing concept sketches and announcing they're going to make them after all. So yeah. It would have been massive.
>>98351595space jeetswhich is actually why they are so desperate to be seen as space americans, the way they are so desperate to flood this country
>>98351607That's the entire lore of 40k anon. It's also guaranteed Tyranids eventually win and eat everything but they're never going to show it because then their cash cow setting ends.
>>98351611Same thing happened with TOW and that flopped hard. Turns out online loudmouths don't necessarily translate to sales.
>>98351595This is literally the writer admitting that Tau are just as grimdark as Imperium and Tyranids.
>>98351614>here is why we DESERVE to be the best at everything and always right forever thank youi appreciate your input anon
>>98351614if they were going to nuke the setting they'd do rhana dandra, not a nid cop out
>>98351615>flopped hard>is still getting tons of new releasesClearly it didn't.
>>98351623>eldar being relevant everKek, are you serious? They literally named the current time period of 40k the Time of Ending starting at the exact moment of the First Tyrannic War, the nids entire reason for existing in a real-world writer's meta sense is they are the endgame pressure that kills everything.
>>98351621this is also old, this is even before the greater good became the literal space mommy peace and love goddess
>>98351607The last time a faction won we got the end times and AOS. You really don't want this anon.
>>98351633>this is also oldThat makes it more canon, it's a writer who was actually there with GW when they invented the Tau, not some nuGW hack that was hired later who has no connection to the original team. Nulore ignore.
>>98351634never said i did?
>>98351634Now I want it even more
>>98351632Nigga they already nuked a setting and guess how they did it? Giant final battle with Chaos. They'd do the same in 40k.
>>98351639no official lore that paints your guys in a positive light will ever be ignored lmao does not matter how new it is
>>98351644>They'd do the same in 40k.Yeah, it was the 13th Black Crusade. It couldn't even kill Cadians out of the setting.
>>98351667>bro gw was going to kill the setting with the 13th black crusade!!!let me guess, you were only pretending to be retarded
is it guardfags or just steel legion bros that have been complaining lately? every time i open the thread theres always drama regarding something guard related
>>98351644Fantasy didn't have Tyranids, duh. Chaos was created originally for Fantasy and they decided to just add it to 40k too, after the fact. Nids were created from the ground up for 40k and as soon as they got model releases with Advanced Space Crusade the lore was entirely molded around them being the eventual endgame threat that everyone else loses to. They've already eaten a thousand galaxies, they literally have so much mass that there is no hope of anyone stopping them when the main fleets arrive. Fantasy and 40k are handled differently. In 40k Chaos already had its chance at the setting nuke during the Siege of Terra and lost, now the Chaos forces are decaying and dying away over 10k years just like the Imperium is, they are both dark mirrors of each other.
>>98351675this thread is about tau
>>98351680We have been over this. The writers of GW said numerous times the main story of 40K is humanity vs Chaos. And that Chaos has always been and forever be the greatest threat to all life in the universeNothing you say trumps them.
>>98351675there's always an imperiumfag chimpout in these threads
>>98351674They did. Twice. First they walked back the first 13th Black Crusade campaign and then did a redo where primarchs came back and introduced primaris space marines. At this point it's just a corpse being puppeted for the masses.
>>98351615>TOW and that flopped hard.Why do you people keep saying this despite mountains of evidence to the contrary?
>>98351612Indians never ran a gunboat diplomacy empire
>>98351680>chaos decaying and dyingYou know there's more to chaos than spiky space marines right?
>>98351700Neither version was meant to end the setting. They were meant to advance the setting
>>98351680>In 40k Chaos already had its chance at the setting nuke during the Siege of Terra and lost, now the Chaos forces are decaying and dying away over 10k years just like the Imperium is, they are both dark mirrors of each other.I'm generally on the side of the notion that Tyranids are meant to be a time clock for every other faction that seems to have an inevitable win condition and even I think this is one hell of a stretch to read.
>>98351691>The writers of GW said numerous times the main story of 40K is humanity vs ChaosNone of the original writers ever said this, only gay Chaos fanboys hired by Black Library after the full corpo takeover, nothing they say matters in the slightest compared to the real lore.
>>98351602oh yeah i bought one of these things as my next project
>>98351709>walking back something is advancing itNow who's being the retard?
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98351737They did advance it initially. They didn't like where it was going, so they turned it back.The Gathering Storm version is where they maintained the path forward for nearly a decade. What's even your point?
>>98351614>>98351623>>98351632nta but they basically DID nuke the setting. it just went over like a fart in church so they tried not to make as big a deal of it."pre-Cawl / no primaris" cries in 40k mean exactly the same thing as "pre- End Times / AOS" in WHFB. it's the point where the lore fully disassociated from anything made by old gw and became a separate thing.
>>98351725Shut the fuck up.We are discussing the actual setting, not your fanfiction version. If the End Times ever happen to 40K, the Tyranids will be a sideshow before the main battle starts exactly what happend to the other factions, except Chaos in the fanrasy end times
>>98351750>we are discussing the actual setting not your headcannon>anyway if the end times happened the tyranids wouldn’t matterNTA but you’re a fag lol
>>98351750>the actual setting, not your fanfiction versionThese are literally the words that apply to you lmfao. The actual setting was written by Rick Priestley and his closest coworkers who were all gone from GW by the time the fanfiction writing newfags like ADB had any say. Canon ended with them.
>>98351611guard do not sell well, they're the least popular main imperium army by a wide margin>>98351702>evidencenone whatsoever>inb4 posts the one spanish chain saying it sells well as "evidence"
>>98351760Fuck off. We are already told Tyranids and other Xenos are side stories. And through the End Times in fantasy and the Last World leaks, we have a framework for how setting ending events go down.>>98351761Nice opinion. Nobody cares. Tyranids are a side story. So says WORD OF GAWD
>>98351772>xhe thinks ADB is a godKind of ironic, given how much that reddit Atheism+ faggot seethes about god.
>>98351779Word of God is a term/concept, numbnuts.And it isn't ADB.And you might want to check what Rick P said. He said that Chaos wins in 40K
>if I cry hard enough, official GW lore doesn't countimperiumfags are something else
>it's backWhat are the odds this thing gets its legends rules updated to be actually playable? I don't even care if it's shit or not. Ive always wanted to play a narrative game where flyboyz have to intercept imperial bombers. And maybe combine it with aeronautica dogfighting rules
>>98351788A concept that gives undue respect and veneration to your precious chaosboo ADB>erhm ACKshully he's just carrying on the work of Rick P (I refuse to type out his full name because he is an apostate to my ADB worship)Lawl, pathetic
>>98351772Ho-lee fanfiction, fagman!
>>98351742biggest cancer in these generals
>lorefags
>>98351433>TQ5’10”, 223 lbs. I’ve got wide shoulders and an active lifestyle but I’m fairly fat, white boy doesn’t do enough cardio.>BonusChi’Gor sept tau.They started out as survivors from the 4th sphere disaster. Just a few ships stranded in Segmentum Obscurus. A rogue trader came across them and made a deal. If they served as deniable mercenaries for him he would see to it they were returned to Tau space. After several years working for him they realized they were being lied to and turned to an alternate tactic. The tau began to suborn the Rogue Trader’s own dynasty and spread the Greater Good ideology. At the same time they encounter several other tau forces who had been stranded and began building their forces. When the Great Rift tore the galaxy apart they put their plans into motion. Using the chaos of the astronomicon’s loss they managed to overthrow an entire sector, formerly known as the Mavora sector. Twenty years later they’ve managed to hold onto most of it despite tyranid attacks and Necron uprisings. The local imperial forces are still too divided to focus on them and the Mavora sector has grown into a burgeoning sept of its own despite the small actual Tau population. Currently the heir of the Rogue Trader they made their long ago deal with serves as a puppet ruler. The real leaders however are fire caste Commander Shas’O Tash’var Re’myr, nicknamed The Ghost General, and Aun’el Elan’ro Vash’kai
>>98351798I accept your concession. Rick said Chaos wins. End of story.>>98351800Truth.
>>98351433>TQ5'11" 95kg so quite fat>TQ2dont really have any sort of homebrew, my orks are all goffs and my gsc are expecting hive fleet behemoth to turn up so they are painted accordingly. im no good at storytelling unfortunately
>>98351816im not ratfag but its not that bad here anon, jeez
>>983517970they probably found a pallet of them at the back of the warehouse
>>98351810xenos mercs working for the imperium is always cool, but I do like them eventually betraying him. shows that its not only the orks who will inevitably turn their guns on their employers. could you post the models for them?
>>98351817>fag ward>"I think"Lol, BTFO by your own "evidence"
>>98351825Didn't Australia recently outlaw an entire political party? And A-cup porn has been ruled as child porn over there for decades, hasn't it? And didn't you guys just have the Indian PM as a guest speaker for Australia Day so he could lecture you guys on the evils of colonialism?Seems pretty bad to me, m8.
>>98351847Truth
>>98351801>>98351816not the ratfag but I find it funny how a single image that you can filter (or just ignore) brings so much asspainalso he's nowhere near decalfag or destinyschizo
>>98351859Opps forget my image
Actual game players reply only.How are you liking the 11th ed mission/objective/disposition changes?Has it made the game more strategically interesting in your eyes?Has it helped you run your army in more interesting, narrative or more viable ways?
>>98351861it's the wannabe janny being performatively upset over something everybody who gives a shit has already filtered, just ignore his meltdown
>>98351864Ditto.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98351761Based
>>98351861the same anon defending the rat enthusiast anon, every time
>>98351886it's also the same anon attacking himwow you revealed that the same people are in the same general
Are Necron Deathmarks still really ass, or was I just rolling simulated rolls against a bad target?
>>98351886>shit on a massive subculture with deep roots in 4chan>act indignant when people give as good as they getyou came here in 2020, I'll wager
Why did GW go to the trouble of making a leader/support character distinction and then not use it on the vast majority of factions besides Space Marines?
>>98351908Because the departments that produce new models and the department that writes the rules either don't communicate (at best) or hate eachother (most likely)
>>98351886>retard who likes vtubers does a barely ontopic ritualpost>retard who can’t use a filter cries about the retard who likes vtubers>other retard who also likes vtubers constantly defends him any chance he can get because he needs to defend his shit taste by proxy I think I simply hate all of you.
>>98351433>TQ"Sons of The Oriflamme" My homebrew SM chapter fighting in the ghoul stars. Older unfinished pic of one of my dudes that I posted here months ago.
>>98351916>defends him any chance he can getI do it like once every 20 threads, your perception of reality is warped
>>98351797How big is it? Why is that shit over $500?
>>98351886It IS the ratfag, pretending he has anyone who likes him.
>>98351886>>98351924meds
>TQWorld BearersXingtai ConglomerateHierophant KavaalMyrblanck Dynasty
>>98351836I already have. Just keep an eye out and you’ll see them again.
Can anyone explain why GW likes Chaos vs Imperium so much? What's the appeal?
>>98351920Love the Charlemagne theme Paint could do with some satin varnish perhaps
>>98351920Lots of room for technical improvement but your sense of color balance and for what the appropriate amount of extra freehand detail should be is on point.
>>98351581
>>98351920Ghoul stars are overpopulated at this point, Sallyfag, lamenteranon, and at least one other person I’ve seen here have their homebrew there. Where’s someplace no one ever puts their dudes?
>>98351935>GWIt's just the newfag writers they hired after all the good talent left, they were literally autistic Chaosfags.
>>98351507>pretending like jurgen doesn’t exist weirdly book accurate, but its still an insult to jurgen. definitely have them fuse together to one base to make an entire yarrick.
Why didn't GW just make the rules good instead of bad
>>98351947>newfag writersLook up how long Phil Kelly worked for GW
Is it still canon that Grey Knights sometimes just kill Sisters in order to use their blood as armor against daemons?
>>98351954For most factions and units they are pretty good right now. There's a handful of bad factions that nobody at GW plays so they don't recognize what's wrong with them while they're writing them and need the community to point it out after the fact. Internal balance is always going to be all over the place for the larger ranges with redundancies but the smaller ones are usually pretty tight with almost every unit having a unique role to fill.
>>98351867Not a big fan. Gameplay wise purge the foe is both the easiest and most fun, and even if it turns out to not be the most optimal the fact that its fun and simple will still leave it ahead of the other dispositions. Also lame and gay as a detachment balancing factor. Having to choose and or ignore a detachment solely due to the disposition feels bad.
>>98351938>>98351941Thanks, I really didn't want to do decals, but my freehand can be so shit at times, and doing it with yellow, makes me want to just get some printed anyways. I don't sit my ass down to paint often enough to improve on my skills.>>98351946I viewed it as a wild and open part of the galaxy where anything can happen. I know a lot of homebrew chapters get thrown in that area, but if I put them anywhere else, especially close to a well known part of the galaxy in lore, It would feel weird to me. imho.
>>98351946>Where’s someplace no one ever puts their dudes?Segmentum Solar, because there's not really any reason to put a homebrew chapter there
>>98351973I think recon might actually be the meta pick, but that might just be because it counters all the purge lists really well right now.
>>98351970I don't know if anything from before 7th edition is canon anymore unless it got reprinted in a codex since then.
>>98351920>>98351500>>98351933>>98351810thank you! I’m going to bed, but I’ll look through the archive to find any other lore dumps, and I’ll go about making entires to the pastebin probably on the weekend.except for >>98351497 I already got him.
>>98351965And Kathleen Kennedy worked with Lucasfilm for decades.
>>98351946where can I put my csm homebrew where they can take over a couple forge worlds?
>>98351988watch your fucking mouth, talking about my GOAT Phil Kelly like that. I’ve put people in the hospital for less…
>>98351992Surely there's a few lost forged somewhere in the Dark Imperium?
>>98351946Sallyfag’s chapter is understrength, and lamenteranon’s has been outright vanquished, so there’s now a slot open for them to move in.
>>98351943Waaagh, Mr. Bond.
>>98351433>TQAkasekh Dynasty. They're clients/vassals of the Sautekh.
>>98351975/myguys/ are in the Segmentum Solar because there is always another cult to put down, another psyker outbreak to clean up, or a straight up daemonic incursion trying to force its way to Terra. its the most dense part of the Imperium and has hundreds of systems with planets.
>>98351433You possibly already have them:Coal HeartsOfficial records concerning the Coal Hearts are fragmented, their origins obscured by lost archives and deliberate omission. Stationed within the isolated Lucian Reach, the Chapter has forged a reputation for unyielding resolve, disciplined void warfare, and an uncommon reverence for both sacred technology and the Emperor’s divine light.The Coal Hearts wage war like artisans creating death. Extensive servo skull reconnaissance, advanced auspex networks, and relentless intelligence gathering allow them to identify enemy weaknesses before crushing them beneath disciplined fire, orbital bombardment, and devastating close quarters assault. Boarding actions are considered a sacred duty, and the Chapter excels in the brutal fighting that rages within warships, orbital stations, and hive spires.Unlike many Chapters, the Coal Hearts maintain close bonds with the people of the Lucium Sector. Their fleets are supported by generations of loyal voidsmen and auxiliaries, all united beneath the Lucis Technica, a regional creed that venerates the Emperor as the Starbinder, whose light guides both mankind and its holy machines through the darkness between the stars.The Great Rift brought the Chapter to the brink of extinction. Crippled by catastrophic losses during the New Kydov campaign, the Coal Hearts survived only through grim determination and the timely arrival of Primaris reinforcements. Since then they have become one of the foremost defenders of the Lucian Reach, standing against heretics, resurgent xenos empires, and the ancient horrors that stir beyond the Ghoul Stars.Like the embers from which they take their name, the Coal Hearts refuse to die, enduring where others falter until the Emperor’s light burns bright once more.
So, if I want to justify why a Morven Vahl repaint (as in, 'this is my totally original character with her rules, she's just a paragon warsuit veteran') is the warlord instead of a cannoness, what do you do?
>>98352030So much effort for such a mid paint scheme and just more marines.
>want qin xa for a kitbash>it's fucking $90it's so over
>>98351817>CSM>egalitarianWhy couldn't he die instead of all the guys who actually produces something of worth?
>>98352038Anon, you haven't posted anything and put no effort into a good post. Why are you even here?
>>98352053He is right. Khorne cares not from where the blood flows.
>>98352053egalitarian is an odd word choice but the organization of chaos warbands is much flatter than imperial armiesyou could call them more meritocratic I guess
>>98351924Nah, I'm no longer a work from home chad so my posting is back to be sporadic at best.
>>98352038(you)
>>98352038I like it. Don't know why you've got a stick up your ass.
You fags fall for the lowest hanging bait every goddamn time.
Need to name an OC Sisters order. Would it be heresy to call themselves his brides?
>>98352086"Bait" is cope, some people in here are completely fucking miserable in their life outside of this board. So they should be called out for making this place worse, even if they happen to be only shitposting.
>>98351946My homebrew is based on Armageddon. Any time you see them somewhere else remember that at any given moment 2/3rds of them are back home, getting into chainsaw fights with Ghazghkul's okayest. Oddly enough for how much of a big deal it is I've never seen a homebrew hang out there.>TQ: Order of the Emperor's Fury>>98352035The model comes with a helmet, you can do that or find a way to build a full-face visor and say that it's the warsuit equivalent of a command tank.>>98352092"Brides of the Emperor" already exists, it's what the Sisters were called... during the reign of Goge Vandire. An order called that now would be like if part of the Bundeswehr started going by "the Waffen-SS Division".
Been painting my farsight.
>>98352110Paint seems a little thick in areas like the shield emblem, but the blending of lighter and darker shade is a nice effect. Keep it up, anon.
>>98352106>"Brides of the Emperor" already exists, it's what the Sisters were called... during the reign of Goge Vandire. An order called that now would be like if part of the Bundeswehr started going by "the Waffen-SS Division".Fuck well thank you, I need a new name then.
I want to do some asian/samurai kitbashing for my CSM. Should I start from regular legionaries, red corsair raiders, or loyalist marines?
>>98352118His Ladies-In-Waiting. They believe the Emperor will resurrect one day and they'll all get married then.
>>98352118Empz Faithsluts
>>98352118Emperors Oracles.
>>98352121Corsairs. They have more personality to start with.
>>98352118Shame, a Vandire truther order would rock.What's their deal? Why were you thinking "Brides of the Emperor"?
>>98352066Yes, the dark gods, greater daemons, daemon princes, lesser daemons, CSM, cultists, etc. are all equal to one another and no one stands above anyone else.
>>98352148Yup!
>>98352146I was thinking "Order of the Hateful Brides" for an order of just zealous nutbags, which is what I like in Sisters.
metal is going well so far
>>98351640Who are you fooling man?
>>98352159drill your barrels you fucking bum
Would forcing everyone into space help evolving humanity to becoming a psychic race?
>>98351916Based
>>98352168if they were supposed to be drilled they'd come that way from GW :)
>>98352159Saturnines are so fun to kitbash. Looking good.
>>98351978Funny because it forces the purge player to have to play objectives. Even with that however I still feel that purge comes out on top simply because it rewards and encourages you to go all out on killing shit. This could be a neat way to incorporate narrative by giving reasons as to why your dudes would suicidally stand on terrain pieces instead of killing the army by having it be setting up for orbital bombardments or artillery strikes. Dunno if this would be actually good or impactful though for the more competitive angle the game currently has.
>>98352170Why would it?
>TQStader’s Raiders
>>98352116its thick because I use brush on primer.
>>98352168I bet you're into sounding.
>>98352191>brush on primerD:
>>98352053The path to glory can be walked by anyone. Chaos does not discriminate
>>98351471i like my Nam orks
>>98352148Sounds like you're not on that real Chaos grindsetMaybe if you weren't a corpse worshiping pussy you could get some gifts and ascend to daemonhood.
>>98351433The Ha’Taph DynastyThe land I picked for them to inhabit has exchanged hands between the Sautekh and Szarekhan, so I figured they’d be an isolated neutral dynasty caught in the middle.
>>98352255>The path to glory can be walked by anyone.And your success depends entirely how the Chaos power that wishes to sponsor you feels about it. By that logic, monarchy is egalitarian as well, because the king can knight anyone he likes.
>>98352296If you die or turn into a chaos spawn it's simply a skill issue, I dunno what to tell you.
>>98351867It feels a lot better from a narrative sense, but there is a problem with scoring being a bit easy. Most missions you should cap primary with room to spare, and can hoard secondary cards until convenient. The meta is already shifting to be more aggressive than 10th, as the only effective points denial strategy is to burn down your opponent's units asap before they draw secondaries that would otherwise become auto-complete. Nogames have become obsessed with Purge being strong but that's not what's winning most tournaments.Next mission deck can hopefully build on the solid foundation.
>>98351534>everything must be secretly evil and there has to be some catch to everythingSounds boring and lame.
>>98352368Nope, that is a great concept, because it allows the player to go for some nuances.
>>98352372>that is a great conceptIt is boring and lame.
>>98351817>Rick said Chaos wins.Left the company 20 years ago. His opinions are irrelevant and don't matter.
>>98352377whole point of 40k is there's room for anything and everyone. Not every ethereal is the same.
Chaos has never felt like an existential threat to Humanity because it's just corruptive. It's been a tool of author pets too often. You can have a little bit of Chaos as a treat for thousands of years no problem. The Chaos "gods" are just happy to be involved.
>>98352271>daemonhood>cucking your eternal soul out to a non sentient cloud of emotionslmao scammed nigga real ones stay on the undivided grindset
>>98352346>nogames are obsessed with purge being strong Because it is? Aside from take and gold the rest are pretty niche
recon is the most boring shit possibleGetting tabled every game sucks even if you win on points
>>98352035I wouldn't ask for any reasoning, I would just confirm you were using the Morven Vahl statblock for your armyI much prefer that than if you pretend your chapter just has the Lion on call etc.
Can someone give me a tldr on how demons are playing in 11th so far? Do they have much internal balance or are they still relying on center piece spam?
>>98352452I mean every DA “successor” should have the lion in call (or vice versa, really)
>>98352439Apart from disruption they are all just as capable of winning. You beat purge the same way you beat everything else - kill or tie up their units to deny secondary points in the last 3 turns. Purge has no meaningful advantage when primary is capped at 45.
>>98352467>disruptioni don't even have access to this deployment but everyone says it suxwhat's the deal
>>98352387Your idea is stil boring and lame.
>>98352423I think thats mostly because 40k as a wargame chaos is 'imperium but spikey'. If Chaos was allowed to be it self, with chaos civilisations, human pre and post the great crusade and xenos. As well as whatever society the Men of Iron that fell to chaos created, if they still exist (if they even fell to chaos which I dont think they did, maybe a few did but on the whole it didn't/shouldn't be the cause of the rebellion).As well as embracing chaos as a massive pantheon and not just 4 with a fifth wannabe and Be'lakor being the Be'lacuck every now and again.
>>98352271>>ascend to daemonhood>become an ultra mega slave for uncaring incomprehensible monsters and lose your freewill in the processYeah, nah. I'm good.
>>98352462not a chance that a primarch is gonna go to backass nowhere to help a random succesor chapter complete their assigned mission on the regular, they just wouldn't have the time
>>98352478all the others have a goal they can build fordisruption is a grab bag of random goals based on the matchup, so you'll either be less capable specifically but better broadly and thus lose, or you'll build specifically and then get owned like half your matchups
>>98352511>>98352462It would also mean that you have to paint Lion in his official colors instead of your chapter's.
>>98352499>Fell for the imperial misunderstanding of chaosDaemon Princes are the souls of mortals who have ascended and now apart of the One Great, the Lord of Chaos. They are as much a pawn and slave to 'chaos' as the Chaos Gods who are aspects of same singular otherworldly being that is Chaos themselves. They have free will
>>98352511>>98352517Except DA and their successors operate as a unified legion. It’s not like gorilla man turning up to help a backwaters glup shitto chapter
>>98352544I understand that, but if it's the real Lion El'Johnson showing up, then he'd be dressed like himself and not /yourguys/ chapter.
Is Miao Ying the prettiest person in all of Warhammer?
>iron warriors coming across a feudal planet.
>>98352562yes
>Miao Ying in a 40k threadThere is no chinese draconic royal family in 40kAlso using the old concept of her when shes a middle aged woman rather than the younger more conventional attractive design of her. Have some fan art that captures the current Maio Ying. I get why Ca and GW wanted to make the dragons middle aged, since they'e thousands of years old. But making them is better imo.There should be a dragon or dragons in 40k or something
>>98351891>>98351929>>98351903>>98351916>>98352079The state of it
>>98352460Does NO one play demons ehre?
>>98352568Pity we get no bronze age armour aesthetic in this movie. Kinda wish we had a space marine chapter that had that bronze age greece looks. The horns on the helemts are kinda captured by CSM but thats a stretch
>>98352568Man this movie looks AWESOME, no wonder it's getting rave reviews!
>>98352568holy shit what netflix show is this it looks so fucking bad lmao
>>98352582there are the minotaurs but thats never happening.
>>98352584Anon, it's Nolan's movie...
>>98352583it looks like dogshit but Nolan is such a big cinematic name that it's going to pull 800m+ box office, 200mil global opening is already securedfucking oath
>>98352519It's not at all a misunderstanding of Chaos. Daemon princes all have lost their souls, taken by the chaos gods, and they entirely lack freewill itself.We even see this with Urkanthos, the World Eater marine who finally ascends to daemon prince status during the 13th black crusade. And one of the very details pointed out is the loss of freewill.You are an eternaö slave to the fucking demons who will just strip away your powers at the moments notice and then let you be torn apart by other demons, for sole reason because they think it's funny. What the fuck made you think you were getting a good deal?
>>98352589Other than their chapter master and chapter symbol thats all they've got. If their whole chapter had that aesthetic to match Asterion Moloc thats be neat.I do really like the fan theories and weirdness around Asterion Moloc, the idea he maybe a custodes undercover as a space marine killing other chapters as an attack dog of the High Lords is cool. Also the weird connection to Satan/Khorne he has, he's named moloch which the average 40k western just thinks is another name for the devil but also in the fluff he sits on a brass throne like Khorne brooding about who he wants to kill and collect the heads of, again like Khorne. Someone with an ounce of creativity could do some really cool things
I miss decal anon, lamenters, the nid dude with the ice bases, carnac, etc
>>98352595Daemon Princes are cool and the pinnacle of woshipping interdimensional demons and evil gods. And the idea they're stupid rubes who will get their powers stripped (which never happens btw) to be killed by daemons or just dumb slaves is super lame. They're not in the fields farming wheat or sugar or cleaning clothes and getting raped like real world slaves. They're immortal often winged monsterous champions of Chaos with a captial C and winners who survived the plots and schemes of their enemies and done untol evil to reach daemonhood. Sometimes you fight for your god in the eternal game where you can't be hurt ot truly die. They're cool
some buddies of mine are trying to get into 40k 10th and want to rope me (a blood bowl retard) to join in before they start massively printing minisim looking at astra militarum/siege regiment and reading up on some blogs and ive noticed most of the heavy weapons teams run lasgunswhat's wrong with the krieg heavy stubbers?bonus question, how retarded is it to pack two heavy weapons teams into a centaur for the purposes of a mobile mulcher?
>>98352035This sort of question gets asked a lot but the answer is you just paint it however you want. idk why people worry about this. The model is the model, it's legal in all events and your opponent will not be confused. For you it's Susan the Paragon Canonness, who has whatever color armor and robes. But on your roster you write Morvenn Vahl for rules clarity.This is the same as every named character. Some people really do run Titus and Guilleman because they're actually playing Ultramarines and painted accordingly. Other people use "Titus" who is really Greg, wearing green armor, and his buddy George who has really fancy armor and a flaming sword painted in their custom chapter armor.This hobby has always had people making custom chapters/guard regiments/etc and coming up with their own paint scheme. You don't have to "justify" anything, past just making sure the event organizer and your opponent are clear on everything.
>>98352615All daemon princes are slaves with no freewill.
>>98352605those were all shitposters except for the nid guy, you're a faggot
>>98352675They had models though (unlike you)
>>98352725>accusing without posting anythingnice shitpost, retard
>>98352725Having models and being a retarded nuisance aren't mutually exclusive traits.Both decalmutant and lamentersfag are an example of this. Some annoying retard having models doesn't make them "based" it makes them an annoying retard with models. And they shouldn't be praised for having models. It's like praising some annoying retard for having a funkopop collection.
>>98352675>>98352753>they hurt my feefees so they're shitposters :(((
>>98352571She's always the first one I seduce as N'Kari
>paint Ultra’s>thought about doing the Armageddon box in a new scheme >have to break the monotony of building to paint a Space Marine blue>now wanna do the box in Ultramarine colorsWhat’s wrong with me…..
>>98352762Lamentersfag admitted themselves they shitposted with their models to bait retards into arguments. Aka intentionally making the threads worse and derailing threads.The mutant was the same for his presence alone turned any thread into cancer
>>98352671all daemons are just an extension of their God's will anon. when you see the forces of say Nurgle laid out in front of you, its more "Nurgle", the guy with DID than it is a bunch of different beings.>>98352669this. I use picrelated as Navy Breachers. the models have nothing in common with Navy Breachers except for the base size, relative model size profile, and the fact that one of them has a meltagun.>>98352617lascannon spam is doing well in the meta right now. who knows how it might change in the future.
>>98352774>all daemons are just an extension of their God's will anonAka they are all slaves with no freewill.
Unit for this feeling?
>>98352762I bet you're also the creting defending ratfag just because he has models lmao
>>98352778I admit defeat
In His name, we hold unflinching. Armed with faith, our will redoubt. In His light, our toil unending! Oaths we honour, duty-bound!Zarkov! Dead and lost forever! Andja! Taken from us, too! Ruban! Perished, all is lost! All gone within a hidden tomb.We’ve all been forgotten. Cursed by the past. Repenting and rotting. Down to the last. A duty weathered down to dust. We serve because we must.Janur, Dankosh. The fight goes on, our numbers dwindle, counting deaths instead of days. Give your life to earn atonement, sing to carry on our names. Vox casters ring out with static. Signals lost, they never came. Here we’re left to dwell in silence. One more penance for our shame.We’ve all been forgotten. Cursed by the past. Repenting and rotting. Down to the last. For our God-Emperor we hold. Our story, never told.Jarub, Tsevchik. Gather ‘round the dying embers. Once our light, forever dimmed. As it fades, will they remember? All our names? This broken hymn?Long decayed, the one who led us; his sword rusting in the crypt. Time has stolen all but orders. By his words, we persevere!We’ve all been forgotten. Cursed by the past. Repenting and rotting. Down to the last. Our vigil! Until we’re dead and gone! Atonement for the one!
>>98352737Ok
>>98352753I'd rather a nuisance with models than the waves of secondaries that plague this general. Decalfags spam was too much i agree, but lamenters anon was alright and actually put effort into making a few painting guides. A nuisance yes, but couod be far worse. Also why the fuck are there posters here who don't have models?
>>98352778Whoever that is needs to remove themselves from the thread for good
>>98352783Noice, sauce?
>>98352823The only one who needs to go is the performative faggot who wastes infinitely more posts crying about a ritualpost he could've filtered two years agoGo ahead and accuse me of being the ratfag, it's your only script
Should I roll 5+ FNPs on a 1 wound model for dam2? 90% of the time it's going to fail
>>98352845>everyone I don't like is the same person
>>98352840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TALF-VnlSTE
>>98352862yes that's what (you) always try to claim, good job!
>>98352868>n-no ulmao
>>98352845Can we just stop ritual posting? It serves no purpose
>>98352870Yes, that's what (you) are trying right now, good job!>>98352874It's whatever, crying about it does nothing but waste even more postsIt's easier than ever to filter shit, just do that if you're actually bothered by it like every other sensible fag on this general
>>98352879>n-no u againlmao
>>98352881mindbroken by being caught out, like alwaysyou will never be a janny
>>98352882keep sucking dicks of literal shitposters lmaoyou will keep replying
>>98352884>y-you pointed out how pointless it is to cry about it when I could just filter them y-you're defending them!!!>a-also I-I wonpatheticenjoy screeching into the dark for the rest of your short life
>>98352887case in pointyou will reply to this post as well
>>98352845>>98352868>>98352879>>98352882>>98352887weren't you the one arguing people should ignore posters they don't like? why are you specifically seeking out shitposting like this?
>>98352884NTAOnly shitposter right now is you, feel free to prove me right by calling me a samefag.
>>98352879It should be a bannable offence though
Is it just me or are the new ork boyz really tiny? I get that they wanted to emphasize Nobz and Warboss, but in the art an Ork is bigger than a Cadian or a Sister, new minis are in line with 2nd Marines, and just fucking tiny compared to Chaos Marines.
>>98352907Despite the scale creep and senseless hype, the normal ork is "merely" human height, when hunched and young like boys are.The new orks keep the scale of the previous orks because it's the correct one, it's marines and sisters who are out of scale because gw wants to push them onto little timmies.
>>98352924In the Penitence animation the boyz fighting with sisters are absolutely massive though, also GW managed to scale humans just fine, I don't know it feels like they sent them to print with the wrong settings.
>>98352931I'm telling you it's marines and sisters who got the wrong settings
>>98352907How old is your average Boy on the battlefield? Like how long does it take them to get that big versus how long it takes to become Nob sized? Do they even grow over time or only by fighting?
Guardfags absolutely mindbroken and put on suicide watch
>>98352950At this point we can just treat 40k models like Starcraft units in the video game. They're grossly misrepresented.
>>98352907The old boyz are probably smaller, they just looked a little bigger due to half of them holding their sluggas in the air
>>98352972I think vehicles in particular you have to just accept are wildly out of proportion with what their real size would have to be. They just need to be compact to fit and maneuver on a game board
>>98352972not all of them, only primaris and sisters
>>98352970What happened now?
>>98352995There's some weird ones all over. Kasrkin for Guard are like 15% bigger than your average infantry for some reason. Voidscarred Corsairs are pretty much human head height without their helmets or hair. Navy breachers are small while Arbites are tall. Probably all within normal human height ranges but still a bit odd.
>>98353000He's probably still talking about reddit drama
>tfw the deceiver never got a refreshDo necron players not use it at all?
>>98353000they won a tourney and can't accept that they might just be bad at the game and it's not their army's fault they're losing
>>98353017Trazyn and Deciever are the obvious updates for this edition. Trazyn got an updated base size like a year ago that doesn't match the current model so they're definitely sitting on one for him. Maybe to coincide with the infinite and divine sequel.Which would put either Deceiver or new Lokhust Destroyers as the codex release models
>>98353017Pretty insane they still keep a C'tan on a smaller base like that.
>>98353021"Guard is a good army and the people that play it are just bad at the game" has been a thing for like ten years now.
>>98353021Agents have 80% win rate last week so they must be good
>>98352994The thing is that people who would want Tamiya/Revell style tanks and vehicles don't understand 40k is a wargame, realistically speaking a Leman Russ or Land Raider shooting should shoot from one table to the table at the end of the room, and a Whirlwind shouldn't be on the table at all.
>>98353027if you know how to play them and not rely on stat checking you opponent, yes.
>>98353021Makes sense, all of the guard players at my lgs have been complaining about it but they have several armies so it hasn't affected them too much. The local ultra sweat lord claims they are "dead" and they can only be viable if they take a fuck load of scions. I'm not familar with guard so I don't know how they work
What's the obvious unit/pitymodel update for each faction this edition?
>>98353035Artillery/Aircraft on a 40k-sized table has always felt weirdly small for the scale of theaters those operate within.
>>98353045GSC: none. We might get a new unit or two though
>>98353040It just an early edition tradition of retards complaining that their army sucks this edition becuase they refuse to change their army list to play the new edition's missions/systems.Reminds me of all the dudes freaking out that they're slow eternal war lists couldn't go up against more mobile lists when maelstrom was introduced in 7th.
>>98353048Okay, I guess GSC, AdMech, Votann, and Sisters can pick a new character or unit or something because obviously those are "complete" ranges being all new.
>>98353049It's one of those things where everyone lags behind the new meta by a few weeks. The first few weeks of army results at tournaments are always meaningless for real balance because everyone is still playing armies built to an old meta.
>>98353048Thermite Assault Drill for GSC, make it a deep striking transport etc. and call it Heavy mining Drill. Or make some units native to the codex, not souped up things that require a specific detachment to run like it was in the earlier editions.
>>98351534>>98351542>Imperials have a purposefully grimdark, authoritarian, faction >Like to larp that it's just misunderstood and ultimately necessary. FeR humanity!>Other faction comes in and does their job but better.>"Um yeah I just don't think they really y'know belong in the setting, we need to make them eviler so the imperium is still the best option."They've done this with Bretonnia, Eldar, high elves, and now tau. they will continue to do this
My best friend and I were asked to leave our flgs because he called me a faggot for blowing up his gorkanaut before he could use it. I'm very sad about it. It's not my fault that the new owner is an alphabet person.
>>98353095Start up your own LGS
>>98352995>only primaris and sistersPrimaris are 8ft tall super soldiers, they are meant to be tall.Sisters being tall doesn't make sense since they are just regular humans.
>>983530954chan is not real life.You deserve it for forgetting that fact.
>>98353099People have fallen for the in-universe primaris marketing campaign. They're just normal men in power armour. Sisters are to-scale as normal women. Orks are accurate to Lord of the Rings sizes where only the very largest are "man height". Firstborn were literal dwarfs.
>>98353109>primaris are just normal men in power armour.I see, you're terminally retarded.
>>98353125stop reading BL slop and measure the models, friend
>>98352423>It's been a tool of author pets too often.This is honestly the biggest problem with them, even more than the narrow and orderly scope of their model range. Nothing Chaos does feels earned through strength or cleverness of their characters, it just feels like bad author fiat because they don't want anyone to hurt their original the character Donuttican Steelicus. It's why people get hyped over even the most minor of victories from xenos like Nids nomming that one irrelevant planet at the beginning of last edition, everyone knows the writers hate them so every victory they eke feels real, feels earned and it makes you root for the lil guys. It makes you say GO GET EM CHAMP with a tear in your eye, even if you don't expect them to win.
>>98352776ctan spamming
>>98353079We need some sort of ranged unit that just has heavy weapons imo. Anons have suggested infantry flyers as gsc just have fast mounted units atm
>>98353153>Anons have suggested infantry flyersWould you want GSCs with weird nidwings grafted/grown on them or nids with industrial jetpacks?
>>98352776Imperial Guard army played by the best guard player in the world
>>98352423Chaos feels like that because it was lazily stapled onto 40k in the latter half of Rogue Trader. And it shows to this day.Also in the past Chaos used to be much smaller in scope and kind of irrelevant. Also them being made up traitors and daemons was more coincidental.Also another big reason as that GW and its writers have just started to lazily push Chaos more and more down everyone's throats as the BBEG. Like nowadays, if we count from like 8th edition, vast majority of plot lines and in-universe "events" are Chaos related.
>>98353155Not sure desu, probably with industrial jetpacks unless they change the lore to allow for gsc to mutate to gain wings
my LGS is filled with people who play STRICTLY rules-as-written...unless its a rule that they dont like, then its "a stupid rule so we're not playing with that" or "up for interpretation"I expect i'll have to call out this shit at an event game this saturday because I know they WILL complain at how a certain daemon unit works (which is kinda my intention)
>>98353109>Orks are accurate to Lord of the Rings sizes where only the very largest are "man height"Read the third edition Ork Codex. Basic Boyz are tall as a Cadian and way larger, Nobz are Space Marine sized. I wish I had it on me now but it's at my old house, I'm gonna find a screenshot of the page I'm talking about. Even the goofy Paul Bonner styled Orks from 2nd ed were as tall as the other minis, same for the gorkamorka inspired 3rd/4th edition Orks who were as tall as "firstborn" marines. Orks were never small deformed like orcs like the ones from Tolkien.
>>98353155I don't think flyers are necessary, Purestrains & Bikes are quite fast already. The army lacks a big centrepiece model, but I also don't want any ebin heroes with the names so a big-ass mining drill or something of the sorts can fill out that niche.
>>98353179talking about this part of the 3rd edition ork codex?
>>98353182We can't really have named characters due to the nature of gsc. Could just do with something new
>>98353190Was thinking about it the other day, did they just turn skarboyz into snaggas?
>>98353190>boy 2.0 meters (6'6")>nob 2.5 meters (8ft)>warboss 3.0 meters (10ft)Oh no no no, dwarfsisters we got too cocky
>>98353172>unless they change the lore to allow for gsc to mutate to gain wingsIt could be a fun way to splash into the different "subfactions" of GSC that aren't really expressed on tabletop, with them being the result of mad scientists experimenting on various genestealer generations. They'd be Tainted Coil representatives that can be used by anyone, kinda like how Beastsnaggas are clearly meant as Snakebitez reps but can be justifiably painted as any ork klan.>>98353196Isn't the Kellermorph basically a named character and the perfect example of how to do GSC named characters?>>98353201Pretty much. Snagga footsloggers are pretty much skarboys with a fetish for BEEG HOONTAN
>>98353179Page in question.As you can see, Nobz and Warboss have been made hueg this time, but the Boyz was slightly shy of 2 meters in the lineup
What's the most wildly out of scale army? Is there anything worse than sisters?
>>98353190>>98353218>>98353190>>98353218
>>98353231I posted the second one without updating the page, I was preparing lunchThanks to the other anon though
>>98353223everything that still uses rhinos
>>98353099>Primaris are 8ft tall super soldiersif they were 8ft tall the models would be shorter
>>98353223demons.
>>98353099>Primaris are 8ft tallNo SM codex says this btw.
>>98353241Codexes aren't canon.
>>98353218Changes in Ork and Nob sizes are not as severe as you would think. Boyz are basically the same, I think most of the perceived size difference here is from making the hunch of their back more realistic, their back arches higher to make the head being set that low in the chest feel normal instead of the curve of the spine suddenly making a 90 degree angle for the neck.Nobs are basically the same, somewhat tricky to compare because of tactical rocks, hence the extra base to get the feet of the old one on level with the new one. New Nobs feel notably wider, but height is very close.
>>98353223Grey Knights
>>98353260gw is once again tricking people into thinking the newer models are larger because they are making the heads smaller
>>98353250NTA but I do. I just don't say them unless alone
>>98353274tricking people by making the models look better. how dare they.
>>98353260Thanks for the pictureBasically it looks like they kept the size, but made them more "anatomically correct" if such a thing is possible with Orks of course. However that loops back to the problem of a 2m Boy being shorter than a palanite enforcer or a sister; Sister has the power armour so it's fine I guess, the Enforcers aren't supposed to be Goliath sized though.
>>98353288>However that loops back to the problem of a 2mthe chart was wrong to begin with
Got some good progress on the painboy last night. Just about done. Going to splash some blood on his apron next.>>98351433>TQI don't really have /mydudes/ anymore. During a crusade I called them Waaaagh!! Lootkruncha, after their leader Warboss Lootkruncha, but I never really kept up with writing stuff for them. I try to paint their calling card on the models where I can, though (an Ork skull with gold teef).
>>98353290the highest level of canon is the random bit of art you saw in a book when you were new to the game. anything that deviates from it, especially the models themselves, is a mistake.
>>98353258>everything is canon>nothing is canonWell which is it if only one can be picked?
>>98353260when did they change the base size of those nobz? i got back into orks in 10th and when i played (nobz were all metal minis) they were on 28mm like the one on the right
>>98353290What about the videogames, the 2nd edition art that shows Orks wearing Space Marine armour and fitting, and every other piece of art since? Why do Tyranids and Chaos get art accurate proportional minis and Orks do not? I don't even play Orks, I paint them for fun, but in your reasoning Grey Knights being dwarfs right now is "canon" because the minis are old, except every single Chaos faction has been updated to the new standard.
>>98353274I mean, yes, the update like a lot of models from 8th onwards is more about making proportions realistic rather than making the models actually bigger, I don't know that I would say that's intended to "trick" anyone.Worth noting in regards to head proportions - new boyz heads do not match particularly well to any boyz scale heads from pre-kommandos kits (with a caveat that deffkopta pilot heads are still too big), I do recall a few vehicles kits from before then had smaller scale heads that may work (planes, buggies). However, with the scale changes this means old boy heads actually work pretty well on Nob bodies.Old Nob heads I think are still too big for new Warbosses though.
anyone know if the terrain that comes in the upcoming starter set is enough to play an actual game?
>>98353095Faggots love to call eachothers slurst. faggot>>98353110This
>>98353302My headcanon is the only canon.
>>98353303Nobs went to 32mm I believe in 8th edition along with Boyz, they're now on 40mm with the release of 11th.
>>98353201No, snaggaz are feral orks.Skarboyz have been MIA for a long time
>>98353309>Why do Tyranids and Chaos get art accurate proportional minis and Orks do not?Because GW doesn't care about model size accuracy for orks.
>>98353319yeah ok. not a fan of them going to 40mm, im guessing they will all have 3 wounds now or some shit
>>98353327Kek I have news for you
>>98353267Oh yeah. Grey Knights and Drukhari seem obvious since they're 5th edition armies.
>>98353317My headcanon counters your canon so your warhammer 40k canon is now noncanon!You’re move anon!
>>98353329it felt like yesterday where i needed to change all of my fucking bases to 32 mm, going to 40 mm (with metal models may i add) is just going to be fucking shithouse
>>98351433Who is Pater Mutatis?
>>98353314It's half of enough they said in the FAQ. That plus the other terrain set is supposed to be enough for 2k.
>>98353314It's enough to play a game, but not enough for a whole 44x60" table. I think it's a repackaged combat patrol set. Less of a problem in 11th with how terrain areas work to obscure line of sight.
>>98353309Orks get accurate minis, you just have a wrong idea of how big the normal ork is, the normal ork boy is as tall as a human but way wider, that's it, that's enough to be big, that's enough to wear retrofitted marineshit, that's the starting point from where you get atypical orks that are larger.Grey knights being firstborn and not primaris is canon, I wouldn't be surprised and I wouldn't be against it if they got retconned to be larger all along just because they're that special, but as it stands they've always been the same size as other normal marines, which is 7ft tall, and the minis were perfectly in scale for that if we didn't count the fact gw made the plastic cadian kit an out of scale mess just like they've done sisters and primaris an out of scale mess.
>>98353339The Raptor God
>>98351675Xenostards trying to stir shit up by deflecting to guard.
>>98353339The father of mutation?Fabius Bile?
>>98353339morghuralso you gotta replace malal with belakor, for legal reasons
>>98353349>says the tard trying to stir shit up by deflecting to xenos.
First we had marine height autism and now its ork height
You guys ready for the total Ork sweep of Deathmire today? And their new Detachment?
>>98353345Except Grey Knights aren't in scale with Chaos anymore, I understand they were perfectly fine in 2003, but as armies are being re-released they just look silly. However, regarding Ork Boyz, they used to be, the miniatures, just as big as a Space Marine, and since "the new normal" for space marines is Primaris, and even Chaos has been brought to scale with Primaris, so should have Orks. That's the whole point. Unless they want to pull an Age of Sigmar and make boyz the horde option, and then pull a new box of nobz as the "battleline" option.
>>98353383>and even Chaos has been brought to scale with Primarisno, it hasn't
>>98353396Is Death Guard out of scale too?
>>98353349they are so transparent lmao
are "xenosfags" in the room with us now?
>>98353420they are mutated by chaos, so no, also the normal plague marines are visibly shorter than the primaris launched alongside themso if anything it's the space marine heroes plague marines that would be out of scale, because that's the guys you posted
>>98353439We are now entering "xenosfags don't exist" levels of contrarianism even though if you post anything negative about Elfdari here you are instantly set upon by at a minimum 3-4 posters.
>>98353457If you shitpost vehemently against any faction you you are instantly set upon by at a minimum 3-4 posters.Turns out people gang up on shitposters.
>>98353441I'm in a pointless teams meeting, I can go on all dayThe shitflame thrower guy and the flail guy are from the basic plague marine box, the one with 7 minis. If you mean the basic Chaos Marines, yeah they're slightly shorter than Primaris, but nowhere firstborne, which I'll post later
>>98353110Typical sexpest bringing his homolust into everything for no reason.
>>98353457>eldarfag-fagI see. And have you taken your medication?
ORKS WONIT'S COMIN HOMEWAAAAAAAAGH
>>98353334Too bad, my headcanon is too canon to be countered.
>>98353468this xenosfag hasn't yet worked up the courage to claim he is actually a space marine player but he is getting there.
>>98353339Malice should be in the middle.He represents Chaos at its most purest form, complete utter destruction and annihilation for no reason.
/yourguys/ do have an epic theme song to aura farm to, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkeAQG6kQw
2x2 sekhetars or 1x4 sekhetar units? I kind of want to roll 4d6 + 4d3 flamers on overwatch...
>>98353462Speaking truth about the xenosfag is not "shitposting".
>>98353483make a rubric squad with all flamers for 9d6 on overwatchthen watch as 90% of them fail to wound because flamers have strength 3
>>98353457>implying you need to be a collector of an army in order to defend it/call people hating on it retardedI can’t even imagine being this tribalistic and retarded. typical behavior of anime posters.
>>98353439I'm always here but I usually just lurk and hold my tongue unless someone has game or hobby relevant questions
>>98351579Why? I mean I could maybe understand if there wasn't a Gaunt mini, but there is, and Cain looks nothing like how Gaunt is described.
>>98353488on that we agree, but you shitpost, that's the thing
>>98353497Anon most people here are borderline autistic, of course they'll make their choice of faction in a plastic toy soldier game an important part of their personality.
When these posters say the word "xenosfag", do they have a particular faction in mind? I couldn't imagine someone referring to an ork bro as a xenosfag
>>98353497Yeah because spending 3 hours here defending a faction you don't play or collect from 'shitposting' is definitely the mark of a stable man. You are rolling in the shit with the pigs same as anyone else here, pal, so get the fuck off your high horse.
>>98353517anything that isn't guard/marines is a xenosfag
>>98351858None of this happened, you have fallen victim to far too many internet memes. Touch grass and paint a model
Greentide is too strong right now, I've played about 10 games and I haven't been beaten once on official GW terrain layouts. Nerf is incoming.
>>98353522You have autism.
>>98353517>these posters*this poster
>>98353523Even Chaos?
>>98353522You're the only one spending 3 hours a day rolling in shit.Everyone else just passes by and calls you out.
>>98353529Got some game pics? I've had similar experiences with green tide despite only doing 1 game. I figured it was anecdotal evidence but more and more people seem to be doing green tide lists. Seemingly it's rather easy for a list of ~120 tough bodies to get take&hold points.I swear, I'm doing it for the love of the horde. Not because it's meta.
>>98353457on the other hand the people who get set upon by 3-4 eldarfags are usually dumbasses who post shit like "no one cares about xenos" so maybe it's deserved
>>98353539especially chaos
>>98353530You too.
>>98353549I don't sperg out trying to promote "my faction" in the toy soldier war game
>>98353541>not me! I'm only here for 5 minutes while I wait for my queef coffee from starbucks!nobody is buying that claptrap, buddy.
>>98353541he's now going to pretend it's always the same person shitposting with him
>>98353553You sperg out when someone poops on Eldar, a faction you neither play or collect.
>>98353546;_;
>>98353539in 40k, chaosfags are just marinefags
>>98353542Pic taken just after Ultras cleared my Budget BaitBoyz off the centre and set themselves up to be mauled by the Ghaz brick. Many such cases!
>another aos ogre postwe lost
>>98353522Decalfag, you're not subtle.
>>98353566Hell yeah, looking good.>Flash git brick to the sideHow'd they do? I assume you ran more Dakka with green tide as well?I ran 20 lootas, 6 tankbustas and 6 breakas in my game aside from the Boyz. The bustas and breakas seemed to do pretty well as vehicle-killers and distraction pieces, and the lootas supported the Boyz by cleaning up what wasn't killed in melee after the remaining Boyz fell back the next turn. I stayed away from flash gitz because I figured with -1WS being the cover bonus, lootas could just not give a shit since they hit on 6s anyway.
>>98353566>>98353542The problem is that they NEED to deal with it to stop me scoring and staging, but the boyz have 4 layers of defense to work through (cover + invulns + fnp + resurrection)
>>98353320>No, snaggaz are feral orks.They're not, they use plenty of advanced technology. Snaggaz are Orks who like Squigs and like hunting big game.
>>98353555stop larping as the decalfaggot
>>98353559Yes, xenosfag regulars do not exist here. Definitely. To think so is insane. The truth is these people are actually a massive group who only appear for 5 minutes to laugh and then leave, they hate all faction shitposting (except Guard), and don't actually play or collect xenos factions.FUCK OFF lmao
>>98353593>>98353587not your boogyman
>>98353599You are insane.
>>98353599uh oh guardfag melty
>>98353571bro your ogryn proxy?
I really hope the exodites do well and we get more of them.
>>98353590Oh yeah, definitely. In a full game if I'm running take&hold it seems impossible to take down all the Boyz before I score big on primary unless you're skewed towards it. And even then that's where my breakas, bustas, and lootas came in. They drew fire away from the Boyz because if the enemy didn't attack them, they'd lose their big vehicles from the breakas/bustas and infantry bricks from the lootas.
>>98353608then stop larping as him
>>98353609Those are your beliefs anon. You are the one who thinks all that. I'm not the one posting 'do the xenosfags exist arf???'
>>98353616No one is larping as anyone, you cretinise cur
>>98353618>Those are your beliefs anonrefer to >>98353609
>>9835358910 flashgitz in a trukk with More Dakka and the DSS upgrade are my secret mvps actually. They're the perfect tool for removing tiny skirmish units that are trying to block the boyz and they're insanely flexible. Remember you have the strat support from More Dakka too. Lootas I take 5 right now and plant them on top of a building in my deployment to get the new plunging fire and shoot skirmishers/deepstrikers
>marinefaggots when they have to face the fact that xenos and guard players existJust go suck each other off in HH already, James made a whole containment game for you tards
>>98353632Yes, you should take your pills. And I don't mean the estrogen.
>>98353629if you aren't larping as the fag why are you talking like the fag?
>>98353599Yup, you're really him.
>>98353633>Plunging fireI completely forgot this existed. And yeah the strats and enhancements from more Dakka helped my shooting a lot. Tankbustas with the rapid fire, extra STR ability, and ignoring cover took out a forgefiend in a single activation (the saturnine dread).My lootas took out a unit of eightbound using the extra AP strat and rapid fire enhancement, too.Thing is, I doubt dakkatide will stay very good once the codex drops. Boyz are 75 points right now and I highly doubt they'll remain under 100pts once we get the codex datasheet. I mean, we're gaining>An extra nob (which have 3 wounds now)>Lethal hits against infantry on most shooting>2 big shootas, 2 rokkits, and a burna in a unit of 20 instead of just 2 big shootas or rokkits>Choppas and klaws +1 strength
>>98353648>Yup, you're really him.
>>98353647NTA, but really, why are you larping as the decaltroon?
>>98353651>reddit gifRuh roh, it has actually retvrned...
>>98353634they won't because they just want to keep playing 40k and turn it into another game of two different colors of space marines fighting instead.
>>98353190Damn grots be scary
>>98353613Exodites being a subfaction of huge (read: $170+) dino vehicle models feels like it should be a financial slam dunk. I have no clue how popular eldar are though which makes me wonder if they see the sales and have been reluctant so far.
every single fucking day with you faggots, I swear to god
>>98353379>every week a model reveal>only 2 weeks>2 model reveals>a long overdue kit + generic ultramarine guyI think 11th will be my last edition
>>98353677I feel like if they did enough units for people to hobble a primarily exodite army together that there'd be a good portion of people who don't have eldar that'd buy in. This is GW though so they're likely just going to leave it at the one unit and then use poor sales as an excuse not to make more, while churning out another 5 SM units that look like all the others
>>98353681This place erodes any interest of 40k. If you want to enjoy the hobby long term leave this place
>>98353677It's like knights but for eldars, and yes I know eldars do have knights
>>98353574>Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequenceThen how is it freedom? Freedom from what?
>>98353696"Freedom of speech" only guarantees freedom from government censorship, not social consequence. Everyone has their own freedom to judge you.
>>98353702And yet you cannot punch people in the face for their opinions and beliefs, while other freedoms protects store owners by allowing them to refuse service.You focus on the American 1st Amendement while being proudly ignorant of the decency and respect ought to people with differing opinions, as terrible as you might hold them to be.>Social consequencesBeing judged by spineless faggots sure is a dire consequence these anons will never recover from. I can't believe faggots self-isolated themselves from them, what a tragedy.
I don't know what to do with this. I don't know how to funpost with it.https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/qbmycfzj/the-siege-of-death-mire-ends-who-won/
I hope Oath of Moment will be gone, it's such an OP mechanic that it's simply not fun to play against. Marinefags need to play the game, like everyone else.
>>98353724>talking about speech>hurr durr but violenceYou talk like such a nincompoop holy shit. I can smell the assburgers over the internet you mutt
>>98353729They look like somalians
>>98353723>anon gets banned from store for>*checks notes*>saying "faggot">lol consequences retard cry about itOn one side we have 2 friends who got banned for bad word, on the other we have terminally online activist self-admitting to hiding his true self irl.What a sad display.
>>98353591>they use techSo did feral orks, retard>riding squigsBoar boyz>>98353729Crazy how so many predicted this nothingburger
>>98353729>Already had 120 Boyz>Got the Armageddon box because new Boyz sculpts were amazing>Even more fucking sculpts with the multipart kit>They're also amazingFuck me, man. Guess I'm getting even more boyz. Look at the nob's smile. Who could say no to that face?
>>98353729>they chickened out
>>98353734>hurr durr but violenceAs if you don't find relish in people's suffering, you pathetic little impotent sadist. You're not fooling anyone.
>>98353744Yeah trvth nvke, as a DG player I should be allowed to piss and fling poop all around the store it is my freedumb and you cannot speak up against or ban me!
>marines got 2 reveals>marines got 1 reveal>somehow a drawClearly an ork victory looking at the reveals still
>>98353729>DrawOkay.
>>98353758>comparing calling your friend a faggot with literally shitting up some place
>>98353753I don't, unironically seek help
>>98353758I think saying a slur is a little different than being a biohazard anon, but thanks for your exaggeration.
>>98353729What a bunch of pussies giving a draw
If I just slap the chaos pronged backpack on Mk. VI marines, would that be an acceptable way to field legionaries? I just like the armor's look and beaks. Maybe just get some chaos bits to sprinkle on them?
>>98353769>not fooling anyone.*taps sign*
>>98353745>So did feral orks, retardNot a lot of it, what do you think feral means if they're using more advanced technology than the average boy?
>>98353767>reddit tier meme pic
>>98353777bruh as long as they are properly armed its up to you how much chaos bling you want to put on them
>>98353777>PowerpackNot even that different>>98353780nta but you missed the point by a mile. And by missed I mean pretended to be stupid.
>>98353780Irrelevant. The person has the option to not enter my private property. Therefore they still have freedom.
Boys with burnas again, to think I lived to see a wargear option unpruned
>>98353785>What do you think feral meansWhat do YOU think feral means?Do you even know what feral orks were?>>98353788>reddit tier meme pic>pic related
I'm going to a couple of game shops today. Haven't painted in years. I will humbly ask, do you lads have a favorite brush brand? Any good youtube videos you think are the "best" to remember good practices? Thanks, lads.
>>98353796do burna boyz get hard when they set humans on fire?
New best Ork head
>>98353804>pic relatedAnon, I... Has it really been that long since the mutie was around? Have people forgotten why we use doakes.jpg?
>>98353729One of the best parts of the old boyz kit was how many bits you got. I hope the sprue will be full of as many useless bits and bobs that exist to make each indivdual boy unique
Two more little squiggas, one looking a lot healthier than the other
>>98353796Happy for ork players because these models are great.
>>98353808Don't fall for the Sable horse hair Winston meme brushes. The truth is you can easily work with something you can find at the dollar store.
>>98353804>What do YOU think feral means?Orks with low technology and civilisation levels, usually spawned on a planet once visited by the Orks.So not Beast Snaggas to put it bluntly.
>>98353807I'm not sure pretending to be retarded and acting like a faggot is improving your point, anon.
>>98353823At least I'm not banned from my lgs so
>>98353811New rape face
>>98353828It says a lot that you think I'm the OP.Pretending to be retarded is still retarded.
>>98353820All feral orkz are beast snaggas by technicality, but not all Beast Snaggaz are feral orkz. Many still love using technology, but have a quirk in their head to hunt bigger targets.I hypothesize this quirk came as a result of the Octarian Waaagh and the constant evolutionary arms race against the Nidzilla Horde.
>>98353729This fucking sucked. So obviously there is still a fair amount of shit to reveal on both sides yet, but this event held just about everything significant back from revealing, making it largely pointless.Anyways, really interesting that it appears as though the separate boyz release is entirely new, not re-using the Armageddon sprues at all. The new sculpts also look solid, Nob options are nice and even though they couldn't resist giving him a tactical rock again, it is a fairly modest one. I'm sure head swaps will be easy but it'd be even better if some of the chest and arm options play well across the Armageddon sprue and these guys. I held off on assembling my other 20 boyz to see how things would pan out with the full kit.
You can't say that word here.
>>98353820You need to learn about feral orks and realize GW loves recycling old ideas.
>>98353819Don't do this anon, I used a generic brand brush once and it made mustard gas
>>98353677i think the raptor riders will be main battleline unitthere will be an unmounted beastmaster to buff the little dinosa wizard on a t-rexlaser cannon on a stegodonsome pterodactyls that may or may not drop rock-shaped objects
am I supposed to pretend I’m surprised the community campaign ended in a draw and a victory for the last winner that meant nothing
>>98353796Even before we saw the dataset I had a sneaking suspicion it would happen, given that Termagants got not just their spike rifles back, but shit they'd never had model options for but had been in the rules before.
>>98353863Someone post the GSC one
>>98353729what do we think of the new detachment? I appreciate the marine one is pretty versatile working with shooty jump pack units and choppy jump pack units, and the rule being “reroll hits of one” to me is another clue we’re losing oath of moment. I also think all the detachments are pretty strong, especially Know No Fear
Anybody know of some bulk droppers off aliexpress or Amazon where the caps won’t crack? I want to transfer paint here.
this nigga right here is my main man
>>98353796Love the shootas, but that burna is very boxy
>>98353852>All feral orkz are beast snaggas by technicalityNo. Beast Snaggas are Orks who are obsessive about hunting, they're a subculture like Speed Freaks or Pyromaniacs. Not all Feral Orks are into hunting to an obsessive degree.>>98353868I know about Feral Orks, you need to learn about distinguishing between things that have similarities but nevertheless are distinct.
>>98353863why would an ork have an earing?
>>98353899because he wants one
GW remembered that Angels were supposed to be front and center for this series
>>98353729Wow what an exciting event, completely on the level of past ones, 40k is back!
>>98353897The OP point was that skarboyz became beast snaggaz. So I will repeat again: Feral Boyz became Beast Snaggaz.Or if you prefer: Beast Snaggaz are born from a retooling of Feral Boyz and Boar Boyz..
>>98353900ork culture is entirely around war, why would they care about some frivolity like earings.
>>98353796I need a side by side of the new big shoota lad against the one from the 2021 set because that is a brutal fucking mogging>2021 frozen in eternal pog, has to share his pose with the rokkit option, big shoota looks like an absolute toy complete with dumb overhand grip>2026 is leering with malicious anticipation, knowing he's about to unleash absolute bedlam, and if things really get nasty he's got a zog-off huge bayonet on the end of it to sort it out
>>98353899Orks actually like to imitate humies.
>>98353910because he wants one
>>98353910Because they like flashy, shiny things. Orks have been modeled with earrings and other piercing jewelry for 30+ years. What are you trying to do here?
>>98353897That’s why I said it’s a technicality. Feral Orkz have to rise up the food chain so they’d have to naturally hunt the biggest game. Tribes are usually named after the deadliest animals on their planet, something that is common to how beast snaggas shape their culture to the monsters they slay
>>98353910They're not Vulcans? Might as well ask why they bother to paint stripes on everything or make vehicles to be shaped like skulls
>>98353910>entirely around warWhen did you start 40k?
>>98353908Wrong. Because Feral Orks still exists as a separate thing in the fluff.
>>98353937Call me back when they sell feral boyz and boar boyz.
>>98353910you can't spell war without ear
Are there any non-default color schemes for thousand sons that looks good? I was looking at the metallic paints at my LGS that were 50% off (pic semi rel, there are some metallics on sale not here).I was thinking about GWs paint scheme for the robots having a bone white main color and wondered if it would look nice on the main army. I was thinking something like AP's mithril as trim and skeleton bone as the base but 2 whites might be hard to tell the difference from. I also really like their bronzes but I cant find a good color that meshes with it, but again, I was thinking an off white like skeleton bone or pale sand.
>>98353729Do Primaris Space Marine players ever feel embarrassed that the Orks boyz squad is more tactically flexible than Space Marines are now with special/heavy weapons.
>>98353958And getting both their standard ranged and melee weapon on every guy instead of having to choose
>>98353729transparent fix
>>98353943Avaliable same as it ever was, the Warhammer Fantasy models.
>>98351704Someone should tell GW that.
>>98353879my dudes didn't fight on Armageddon so idc
>>98353981Not a unit>same as it ever wasBoyz not on the store anymore, not the same kitbash
>>98353878Fine I'll do it myself
Space marine players are stupid :)
>>98353178> assuming I have any idea how your army works at allPlease, I'd like to know what you're talking about. More details please
>>98353769nta, sorry you wasted your time talking to that autist I just want to say I really liked the picture that you posted.
>>98354012>acolytes gets overwatched by infernus marines>one survives>proceeds to wipe the entire squad by himself with demo chargesmore like 10000% radical
>>98353863>>98353878>>983540125000 hours in paint
>>98354009>Not a unitIt's usually not.>Boyz not on the store anymore, not the same kitbashIt's a slightly different kitbash.
>>98354029Based
>>98353910Orc have had a subtle pirate theme with them and earrings stem from that.
>>98354033>usually notIt was a unit, chapter approved>same as it ever was>okay different nowAs they say: I accept your concession.My job here is done.
>9 days since the last Ultramarine announcementNot fair!
>>98354046>It was a unit, chapter approvedBut usually it's not.>As they say: I accept your concession.It's always been up to you how you want to do the kitbash.
>>98354027This image is pure kinoWho would win in a fight>3 superhuman warriors fighting for centuries, top of the line equipment>random miner from some shitty give world given some bombs
>>98354027Cumstealers wipe out terminators, they never stood a chance
it should be legal to shoot people in your LGS if they say "40k needs optimism and hope to contrast against the grimdark"
>>98354069Most fans want the Imperium to be Noble-bright good guys these days sadly.
>>98354069>40k needs hopeTzeentchsisters...
>>98354066Said cumstealers also die to a single bolt round to the chest/head too.Genestealers are glasscannons. That's the main reason why they use swarm and ambush tactics.
>>98353777Anon, mkvi marines are an acceptable way to field legionaries even with literally zero chaos bling.
>>98354069it's perfectly legal to shoot cattle so long as you own them as property, anon.
>>98353811This guy looks like he eats Steel Legion women
>>98353796>big shoota bayonet has no pointy end, just a choppy oneThere's something really charming about how fucking stupid that is.
>>98354058>>98354066I got extremely lucky with the number of attacks, D6+1 ended up being 7 attacks, then rolled three fives and a 6 for an additional attack for sustained, opponent failed to make all his 5+ saves and he killed five marines solo. Didn't proc his own hazardous as well. But my opponent's home objective was open for grabs next turn via 5 additional genestealers. I love my faction so much
OgresI mean Ogors... have made it into Age of Smegma..
>>98354069Don't worry, they will be gone before you expect it, once the well has dried up.
>>98353899man, you know the refresh is good when doomposters have to bring up retarded shit like this.
>>98354092>look up that title>it's realkek
>>98354108>doomposters
>I can have rubric marines to have in my army>I look up the new points for rubrics, 4th+unit gets +10pts>I can't go with 5 units of 5 any moreMOM! They took away something again!They just keep doing this, don't they? I now have useless models I have to grind into something else or trade.GW, they will slowly take it all away from you like a mill.
Imagine losing to Orks despite the might of multiple chapters and Calgars best friend since childhoodEmbarassing
>>98354069Without hope and optimism the darkness means nothing.Also it is a lot more grimdark when horrible shit happens to good, innocent people.It doesn't feel as poignant if some baby eating cannibal serial killer gets turned into some fucked up chaos spawn who will live in pure torture for the rest of eternity, it's just comeuppance..But that happening to some innocent woman who did nothing wrong besides accidentaly attracting the attention of one of the gods? And then turning into a chaos spawn in front of her children, who she then proceeds to horribly kill and maim while she has no control over her body, and she spends the rest of eternity as a tortured existance?Very grimdark and it hits hard.
>>98353957I think experimenting for /tg/ would be a cool thing to do, but in my opinion I'd avoid having a white-on-white color scheme. I think it'd look good up close, especially if you use a darker wash, but you need to remember the models are like 2 inches tall and from a distance they'll just look all white. Brass/bronze and white I think would look really good.Also stay away from army paint and their metallic pens if that's whats on sale, they take forever to dry in my experience which causes the paint to collect on the edges/trim.
>>98354119>Imagine losing to OrksThat didn't happen though?
>>98354118Just pay 20 extra points? What's the big deal?
>>98354120>Without hope and optimism the darkness means nothing.This is like saying darkness only exists when there are lights. No nigga, that's shadows, and even then shadows are still a form of darkness.
>>98353819I bought multiple 50 pack value pack brushes. Set for life. Brush soap will collect dust.I plan to get line painting long rigger brushes if they exist in being able to allow me to easily pull off 28mm scale scratches that are thinner than highlights.
>>98353790I hate painting the inside of mouths
>>98354126Without light you won't be able to tell a difference between light and dark.
>>98354027My kinoest moment in 10th was a cultist with grenade launcher hitting a krak in overwatch and killing a bullgryn
>>98354096
>>98354101they are in AoS since 1st edition
You think if we'll get updated ogryns this edition?
>>98354101Lmao a total war meme in Aos rules
>>983541245 units of 100 points is 500 for a 2k army500 points is all that is allowed to be an allythey removed a unit I bought from them unless I play 3000 pointsI don't own enough to make 2500 points.I will not buy a thousand sons army.
>>98354129And yet darkness still exists, regardless.But let's go where you're going and assume light is required for darkness. Guess what? We have the light: US. 40k is the grim dark FUTURE. OUR future. WE are the "light" to distinguish the darkness.Furthermore, in the 40k universe alone, "light" did exist in the Golden Age of Technology.40k does not need "light", hope, optimism or whatever.
>>98354120Basically everyone in the Imperium would be considered morally repugnant by today’s standards.
>>98354159This is how it should bethen you play darktide and everyone is just from los angeles
>>98354146No, they are already a relatively-modern plastic kit
>>98354156>WE are the "light" to distinguish the darkness.It's the age old thought. Both happiness have to exist, for without the other, neither would mean anything to you.This isn't hard to understand or figure out.
>>98354165>relatively-modern>2014
>>98354178>2014 was 15 years ago
>>98354154>hey, opponent/TO, GW made a rules change so my army doesn't really work>oh, what is it?>I have to pay 20 extra points for my rubrics, is it okay if I do that and go 20 points above the ally limit?>sure, go ahead
>>98354163>then you play darktide and everyone is just from los angelesThey aren't.
>>983541786th ed is the threshold for 'modern' kits, yes, it's about where you start noticing a significant difference in plastic quality and sprue design between that and earlier
>>98354177Actual midwit take.>You only appreciate good days because of bad days>death gives life its meaning>You only know how good you had it when you lose itNo, faggot, that's just you empty shells. That's the only way for you to understand something, it's for life to hit you in the face square with it.I don't need to be kicked in the balls to enjoy a fucking ice cream.I don't need to live in poverty to value money.I don't need to be smart to know how fucking retarded you are being right now.
>>98354189>minorities>oppression bad mkay>why can't we be nice. Also fuck you you bitch>drug addicts and violent psychos>spending way too much on clothesThis is fucking LA
>>98354193Anon stop he's already dead
>>98354154you get a 90 point discount on a unit of 10, take 3 5 mans and take a 4th 10 man? or just wait for the points to drop. or build out a little 1000 point tsons army, you’re halfway there. or house rule it with the boys. so many solutions to this non problem
>>98353877>>98353796meanwhile, my infantry squads lost heavy weapons and special weapon options are still retarderd
>>98354101>come to /40kg/ to talk about a Total War: Warhammer 2 meme that made its way into Warhammer Age of Sigmar
Thousand Sons points have to go up next week, they're really strong.
>>98353095get fucked retard
>>98354223>>98354223>Warhammer Age of SigmarAge of Smegmar.
Only nigger is banned from my lgsEverything else is free game
>>98354242pretty sure you can't do that anymore
im still too shy to walk into my LGS
>>98354249Why don't you try leaving the dress and wig at home next time you go? That might help.
>>98354258>>98354258>>98354258GO GO GO
>>98354156It does it would be boring as fuck otherwiseIf you enjoy the lore being frozen in infinite shittiness thats fine you can just headcanon that nothing good or hopeful every happensBut the story is moving forward with or without your consent lol
>>98354246Lmao
>>98354261>page 5
>>98354154Isn't it 1k points of allies for a 2k army? Or did 11e change that?
>>98354150Considering Total Warhammer 3 had AOS designs in it, it's just them getting even
>>98354120okay, so if you can't have darkness without light, I guess we can't have light without darkness, either? I assume that Mr. Rogers had a segment where he'd torture a kid to death in every episode so that the show's hope and positivity could better contrast against it, right? Wait, no, that didn't happen, it'd be fucking retarded. You're just a coward who wants 40k to become marvel so it can appeal to your cattlebrain.
>>98353899Itz proppa shiny
>>98354213>late reply because busyI have a chaingunner and a sorcerer. They do not count as models for a new unit. I do not have other rubric models. I cannot make a new squad.>>98354360It's noted in the chaos marine codex 500 pts for a 2k army.>I can have 3 wardogs, 500pts in other legion allies and 500pts in daemons in a 2k army, howeverIn the end my 5 models will be collecting dust now.
Is there a good website anywhere that I can pull up while in public that if I see I a miniature I want to buy that I can pull up a warhammer official paint recommendation for each model?
>>98354180No it wasn't it was only tw- COUGH COUGH HRRRKK AAAACCCCKKKK
>>98354193I can tell you can't actually appreciate ice cream.
>>98354201Not really. Also you can make anything sound bad if you shuffle words around for long enough.
>>98352961It’s one of those things that isn’t explained in great detail, though ascension to a nob is not actually guaranteed in an orks life. To reach nob status, a boy actually needs to begin accruing respect as well as winning fights. From the perspective of an ork, it’s not simply “I am nob size now”, it’s more like “he’s a bit bigger than me so maybe I should watch my mouth”. There are stories where orks in certain sectors are fighting and living so long that the average boy is positively enormous comparatively, and nobs were bigger still. The average boy could be anywhere from a few years old to a few days old, although I think in older lore their was a sort of “toddler” stage for an ork where he would need to be taught how to fight. It’s my understanding that in current lore a boy is full size and capable of fighting the minute he is born.
>>98354120More likely for her to be turned into a servitor desu
>>98352035Morven’s the abbess, yes, but you can just say your girl is a Celestian Superior of whatever Order you’ve painted your army, and maybe she has rich landed parents on Terra that pay for a custom paragon suit for her. That’s what Morvenn Vahl used to be before becoming Abbess.
>>98353957I use purple & green, I like it.
