>Human Male FighterI have never played anything but this.Because I'm not fucking gay like you're queers.
>>98370447I only play human female(male) fighters. Does it count?
>>98370447seriously doubt you've ever played anything period
>>98370467You'd be wrong.
>>98370447This is how human male fighters look like now according to Wizards of the Coast
>>98370486They're right.
>>98370486That's a ranger
>>98370486>I p-posted it a-againNow do the Mexican orcs and the gay-inclusive beholder you fucking nobody.
>>98370486What went so wrong with Magic?
>>98370486This is how all my human male fighters always looked like thi
Why is it that human, male, and fighter, always attract people who seem massively insecure or adversarial toward any choice other than the same as theirs?
>>98370659Because this is obviously a no-games thread.
>>98370761An unfalsifiable assertion, which is why you love it so much. Rather than accept that there are people in this hobby with profoundly different values and ideas to you, you prefer just to screech "no games" and hammer the report button
>>98370447>I'm not fucking gayYou are now.
>>98370447
>>98370771>different valuesYou're just as much of a snowflake as the people who can't play ttrpgs if their character isn't a neon trans vampire tiefling.
You haven't played that either, nogames
>>98370486>posts a ranger
>>98370659It's just on /tg/ where everything has to be some culture war proxy
>>98371249>culture warLol, where? Where in the OP do you see culture wars?
>>98370447Chainmail is the best armor.
>>98371260>Because I'm not fucking gay like you're queers.With an ESL bonus.
>>98370447I play Human Male Fighters, Barbarians and Monks but instead of being eastern monk, its flavored as a Tavern-Brawling Sailor/Butcher/Warehouse Worker depending on what's appropriate with where the campaign starts.
>>98370646they stopped hiring based grognards and hired troons and faggots instead.
>>98370447I play Human Male Paladins and Human Male Barbarians. >>98371261I think it's also nice to layer lamellar over it. >>98371377Based.
>>98370447That sounds like queer talk to me. Imagine being that obsessed with men.
>>98370646When it went ruthlessly corporate and extractive, players responded by bending over and taking it. So when the time came for it to go ugly and political, it went all the way at full speed, since Wizards and Hasbro already knew from experience that MTG players would take any abuse.
>>98370447>makes firmly grasping two "swords" whilst seeking the approval of other men his entire identityI dunno, that sounds pretty fucking gay to me.
>>98370486Damn, I never realized Aragorn was Greek...
>>98370447Post character sheet.
>>98370447The golden rule is if someone shouts that they're not gay all the time, it 100% means they're gay in denial.
>>98370659Because it attracts people who wants to, who NEEDS to make sure everyone knows they are playing straight human male. And you and everyone else in this thread knows exactly why they so desperately need people to know that. Eventually, they'll make a confession thread in a throw away account on reddit and everyone will tell them how brave they are for doing so. But for now, you MUST know that they DEFINETLY only play human male fighters.
>>98370486I didn't realize the thief class was still around.
>>98371364Lmao, there's this guy John that you'd hate and he hates every single one of us.
>>98370466Well it's gay if they pass because you're effectively playing a woman. And it's gay if they don't pass for obvious reasons.So yeah, gay all the way around.
>>98370486I look like this and act like this
>>98370447*rips a greasy pepperoni fart down your throat*
>>98372496It's an archetype of Rogue you filthy secondary.
>>98371261and the round shields
Why do you feel the need to keep making these threads?
>>98373112Because OP is an insecure nogames who needs validation because his parents didn't love him enough as a child, like most faggots.
>>98373112Why do you feel the need to enter every thread?
>>98372456Fucking this. The "retvrn" idiots of this hobby, just like the ones in real life, are imagining an idealized past that never existed. >>98372579>gay all the way around.Title of your sex tape
>>98370447suuure you are, Kirito Do'Urden
>>98370447>I am autistic and scared of trying new thingsSure, man
>>98370447May i interest you in artificer so you can build a nuke gunM
>>98373184>Dual wielding swordscringe>Dual wielding hammersbased
>>98370466I think so
>>98370447>dual wielding something that isn't a parrying dagger or a case of rapiersCringe
True fighters!
>>98370646Their offices are in Seattle.
>>98371236The difference is, the antifags are rectionary, but they're not preachy. Without fags, the antifags are quiet, but faggots never shut up.
>>98370659It's just contrarianism, no different than what the faggots do, "My camp gay dwarf knight bakes pies and goes shopping" is literally the same thing, meant to ruffle the feathers of people who think that kind of thing is retarded, even if those people never see it, the faggots and fag supporters still cheer it on for "owning the chuds."
>>98373112Because game devs keep putting fag shit in games. When they stop, the antifags will stop.
>>98373552>dual wielding cases of rapiersYou have my attention.
>>98373598It's basically this. For every action, there's a reaction. The alternative is to just roll over and take it.
>>98373604The Florentine style of fencing with a rapier and main- gauche can also be used with full length rapiers. Often with custom pair of rapiers that fit together in a single carrying case, thus a case of rapiers.
>>98372219Who else is he going to seek approval from? Women? Troons? Are those the "people" you want approval from, anon?
>>98370447And y'all still complain about too many Tieflings
>>98373589>antifags are not preachy
>>98373855Faggot fingers typed this post. Before the fag invasion, "human male fighter" thread weren't really a thing, instead we had grogs complaining about "domain level play" which is just another flavor of edition wars. That and the Local Lord bullshit.
>>98373873>Before the fag invasion, "human male fighter" thread weren't really a thing,He lies as naturally as he breathed.
>>98373944You're not going to fool someone who was there to see it, faggot.
>>98373589NTA, but the fundamental issue is that they have moved past being reactionary to actively starting shit, spamming their memes over and over again. At this point the self proclaimed antis are the ones that keep the black Aragon, gay beholder and combat wheelchair talk alive by constantly reposting it. If they were really as anti-gay as they claim, they would have stopped yapping about homos and posting gay ass artworks every other day.
>>98373992Ok. But if game companies stopped doing it/never started doing it, what exactly would he antifags be complaining about? I'll give you a hint, it wouldn't be faggots, because there wouldn't be any to provoke a response.
>>98374060You willingly create the hell you live in.
>>98374085I don't disagree, but I don't have a problem with people hating faggots, if I see "human male fighter" I can actually scroll past it, I don't have to give a shit that the thread exists. I'm not saying I don't understand why some people object to it, but antifag annoyance is purely optional. Fagshit isn't, because it's in the God damned rule books.
>>98373606Can you honestly say that this isn't taking it? Wow, you're complaining about getting reamed, that'll show the guy ramming your ass! The least you could do is take the bold stance of not giving money to a company you weren't going to give money to anyway.
>>98373589>>98373873>>98373957Kudzu posts.
>>98374099IDK what the issue with being a homo is desuPlayed a homo martial cleric for a while once upon a time ago who was quite manly and shit, it was quite kino. He was pals with an autistic homebrew weeaboo fightan man monk and a rapey beast master barbarian
>>98370447OP is a faggot>>98370467SPBP
>>98370447>A axe, a shield, and minimal armor.What else do I need?
>>98373700If you're seeking a consensus reality and approval of the masses you're already more terminally femoid-brained than the most estrogenated troon.
>>98370486>how...look likeBot or thirdie.
>>98371260You gotta be a newfag if you think this and "hfy" threads don't have shit underneath
MALEHUMANFIGHTERS
>>98370596Why are you upset that people try to hold WOTC accountable for their faggotry?
>>98378236>reposting an image to create rage on 4channel /tg/ will surely hold WotC accountable, because their entire board of directors clearly browses the board for notesWhat a fool I was to doubt your genius plans! Post the gay dwarves again so they know we mean business!
>>98375368>OP is a faggotThis goes without saying.It is OP, after all.
>>98378236You're not holding anyone to shit, you're whining like a woman on an anonymous imageboard. If you really wanted to do something, you'd go shoot up their offices or dox their CEO or some shit.
>>98370447OK. Want a cookie?>pic is OP
>>98370447Human.Male.Commissar.Face the wall.
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>>98384288
>Human Male Fighterthey'are awesome because you can make him a totally different character just by chosing a different weapon to specialize inaxe + shield/great axe>son of a lumberjack, trained by local militia, joyous fella who like to chop both trees and goblin headssword + shield>came from ancient but dirt poor noble family, lessons of fencing and heraldy knowledge, supported by daily whooping from his dad, are the only things he inherited and thats why he's an assholetwo handed sword>son of a executioner, being shunned and ostracized his whole life he's a dour man, but very good with reading other people characters and intentionssee, you don't need to play a tiefling faggot sucking dick every 5 minutes
>>98370447Wasting your life being a boring basic bitch
>>98384689Sword + Axe>a psychopath who is just looking for an excuse to lay waste to everything in his path.
>>98384718Your class race and sex are the most boring elements of your character. That's why you pick them first.
