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Fair Dark Elf Maiden Edition
Discuss elves.
Post elves.
Love elves.
All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.

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>>98381870
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Challenge mode: no pictures for thirty posts.
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https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/bauwdcyl/exodites-in-warhammer-40000-see-the-full-rules/
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>>98388287
>no pictures for thirty posts.
Impossible challenge.
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>>98388303
For the uninitiated: based or cringe?
I know what exodites are and I know what most of these stats mean.
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They look weird without the plumes.
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>>98388275
Last general aint even saging yet retards.
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>>98388528
these aren't elves
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>>98388327
Kinda disappointing they are all riding raptors, I want to see a battle brontosaurus or something.
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We need more fancy elves like this.
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>>98388814
>>98388817
If you saved those from this general not too long ago, I posted em
And the sauce is HOMM 5 artbook
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>>98388869
Kythra the mino buckbreaker
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>>98388814
Higher quality.
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>>98388864

Why thank you, Anon.
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>>98388873
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Before Noldor melty commences, these are canon characters from HOMM, the Dark Elves simply dress skimpy
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>>98388914
MUH ELVEN PRIDE! MUH REAL WORLD RACE MIXING ANALOGIES!

-Noldor, every damn day.
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>>98388914

Are they like this in future HOMM games? I see 5 is an older game and there's newer ones.
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>>98388932
Yes, but nore, the newest game Olden Era isn't in the Ashan universe, 5-7 are
Not the same Dark Elves there
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>>98388958
There are some aesthetic similiarities between the towns tho, but fundamentally not the same lore
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>>98388958

So 5-7 for the interesting Dark Elves. Guess it's time for another strategy game.

>>98388979
This looks pretty too. Nature vs Undead is always a fun theme.
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>>98388873
what's the deal with dark elves and minotaurs?
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>>98389107
In Ashan era they are slaves/gladiators broken and traded/used in war, In Olden Era they are equal citizens in the multicultural kingdom ruled by a dragon queen
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>>98388914
They are from an actual (video) game, not porn or completely unrelated fapart, and you didn't cut out the guys for weird coombrainery reasons. 'It's alright.
This is not the first time I see a video game take maybe one inspiration too much from warhammer elves
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>>98388583
Think better the next time you feel like spamming images.
Since you're so fascinated with Morrowind, why don't you go to >>>/v/ and do that shit?
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>>98389168
ps.: not a general.
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rare Astar moment.
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Tell me about YOUR elf. Your PC. An NPC, if you're a gm. Anything.
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>>98389427
This is Arrianna Luna Gladebottom. She is a cute redneck elf. Her profession is baking and running a market stall. She went to Hell and survived half a year there and returned. She earn tons of money and fame. She is now back to being a baker because she really doesn't know what to do with all the reward money for surviving hell and her mom doesn't let her just sit by and do nothing.
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>>98388303
I hate modern 40k statlines so convoluted
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>>98388327
Here you go, got you a couple of responses from other anons:

>>98388658
>>98388716
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>>98388814
>fancy
>female is showing thigh and panty layer
I think you mean trashy. Her armor looks badass like the knee and stomach areas.
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>>98388528
Those dark reapers are bulking.
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>>98388694
Don't be so judgemental dude.
Since the first of the ten-thousand, there have always been Aeldari Custodes.
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>>98388275
>new thread before 300 posts
lol,lmao even
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If Owlcat actually makes the new rumored DLC fem Eldar companion romancable (properly) will Noldorfag accept it as a "rare exception" or will he spam mental gymnastics about how it doesn't count somehow?
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>>98390156
>rumored DLC fem Eldar companion
bro really believe in this
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>>98390156
Doubt GW would take a strong stance on human/non-drukhari eldar and then undermine it with a wish fulfillment elf waifu. Eogunn wasn't romanceable so there's precedent for the next one not to be either. If we want eldar romance they need to make a playable eldar game for once.
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>>98390740
Quite romantic, even with the cloak-&-dagger stuff.
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I tire of that character.
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>I tire of that charact-ACK!!!
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>>98390415
They are thoroughly on the path of making changes to try to expand their audience though. I expect a childrens cartoon featuring the wacky kid friendly adventures of the space marines within the next ten years.
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>>98392117
GW already made novels aimed at a younger audience. Dumbfucks doomposted and whine the same bullshit your faggoting out now.
The novels weren't excessively graphic, but they didn't hold back on the darkness of the universe. The very first book as one kid watch another child get turned to ash and collapse into a pile of dust when shot by a necron gauss flayer. A bunch Space Marines land on the planet and you think they're going to do good, the kids take off into space and literally minutes later the entire planet is destroyed by the Necrons. All Space Marines on the planet killed.
The main girl stops and ponders one of the Servitors on one of the spaceships they're on. She tries to convince herself it was vat-grown for that purpose but can't shake the feeling it used to be fully human.
In another book, the protagonists end up on a space station on the edge of Imperial space and one of the kids is getting his shit kicked in by a kroot and all he can think of are the lessons his father taught him on "this is why we abhor the alien."
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>>98392117
One area they don't seem keen on getting into is catering to gooners though. Could change in the future, sure, but I don't think it will be soon. Yrliet could have had a normal romance but she doesn't. Argenta could have been romanceable but she isn't. They must have lines they're trying not to cross, whether that's for lore or brand image reasons.
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>>98392622
I've heard that originally Owlcat wanted Argenta to be romanceable but GW had a spergout and said no.
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>>98392233
>They are already making books for children with tumbler art
So its progressed further than I thought. Pretty funny you are using this to say they WON'T completely sellout.
For the record I am not a doom posting wrahammer fag. I give no fucks about the IP. But I have seen many a franchise sellout for mass appeal and lose its identity. Its a well studied phenomena.
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>>98390908
he proceeds to call her incompetent as an assassin and lets her go, which makes her flustered and tsundre.
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how can rogue and shaman adventurer skills best be used in an office job!
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>>98393300
>Pirotess painting in 2nd stage Bauhaus school
This is wonderful and it makes so much sense.
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what alcoholic beverages do elves drink?
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>>98393626
According to Tolkien they drink wine, and lots of it.
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>>98393626
Depends on the system.
There are no "elves", there are different elves from various different games and settings.
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>>98390710
I didn't know the "light novels" were translated to English.
Are they any good?
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>>98393626
Noldorfag is incapable of answering this question and keeps posting TES DElf images. I'll answer it properly though.
For the Dunmer of Morrowind they have several popular drinks; these are (according to the item's description):

>Sujamma - "The local Dunmer liquor, sujamma, is extremely potent, and indulgence results in elevated spirits and diminished mental faculties."
>Greef - "The native comberry brandy is locally called greef. Greef is a strong stimulant, but like all intoxicants, it tends to impair physical coordination."
>Shein - "The native comberry wine is locally called shein. Shein is a strong stimulant, but using it results in impaired judgement."
>Mazte - "Mazte is a local beer brewed from fermented saltrice. Cheap, plentiful, and invigorating, this beverage is very popular, despite its dulling effect of wit and judgement."
>Flin - "Imported Cyrodiilic whiskey is called flin. This stimulating beverage is imported and expensive, but has none of the unpleasant side effects of other intoxicating beverages."
And of course:
>Skooma - "Skooma is an illegal narcotic substance made from refined moon sugar. Criminals use it as a kind of currency. They say it makes you fast and strong, but clumsy and stupid. Of course, I want nothing to do with it."
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Lol, who gives a shit about dunmer.
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>>98393626
how much should you tip the dark elf tavern wench?
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>>98393671
the comberry distilling industry going strong I see, but what's sujamma made of?
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>>98393662
they're very easy to read, but not great literature by any means. They're all available (except the first book) for free too since its unofficial fan translations
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>>98393790
Barley, Comberry, and Lemon.
Though that's ESO lore, so you can ignore it freely if you want.
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>>98393796
Cool.
I'll have to google where to find them.
Thanks.
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>>98393828
there's a link on the record of lodoss war wiki
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>>98393835
Even better!
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>it makes so much sense.
it does?
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>>98393692
I do, you fucking N'wah!
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What game/book/show has the best fem elf x male human romance besides Tolkien and Loddos War?
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We are talking way too much about humans in these threads.
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>>98393926
Should elves dive with or without a wetsuit?
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>>98394041
Agreed, I'd rather hear about the best elf × elf romances. Probably more rare sadly.
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>>98394321
Eöl x Aredhel
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>>98394317
depends on what magic they have to aid them. For example it actually makes no sense for Pirotess to be wearing one since she can use spirit magic to both breath underwater and move unhindered as if on land
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>>98394345
Eöl's behaviour was not elf-coded. Fëanor x Nerdanel was a more wholesome relationship, despite the fact that it includes Fëanor.
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>>98394321
From my (admittedly limited) exposure to actual elf x elf couples happening:
>elf character the story focuses on is male: a good number of them are already married (often happily), but their relationship is already established and not the focus
>if the elf character is male and has a romance, but they aren't a married couple, then it will often end tragically
>if the elf character is female, then she will never have an elf husband somewhere waiting for here
The latter might be obvious for male-focused fantasy, at least giving the idea that she's "available". I don't think I ever once saw an instance of a female elf in your regular main character group suddenly declaring: "Yeah, my husband is waiting at home."
Elves having casual flings of course also happens a lot.
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>>98394366
He sees hot chick.
"Makes her his wife", implying rape in an early draft. Tolkien later re-wrote it to her "not being altogether unwilling", thus implying she was into the rough stuff.
And people say Tolkien's writing lacked sex,

>despite the fact that it includes Fëanor.
Fair enough. He could be a bit of a jerk, every now and then. Or most of the time, really.
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>>98393926
Bauhaus as a best alternative to established theories of 19th century emerged after the cultural and societal destruction world wars followed by dadaism. It makes sense that Pirotess would be so much into well studied artistic theories that are not traditional mainstream because that would reflect her own place in the world.
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>>98394764
Very lovely pic.
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dark elves are literally divinely hand crafted to be prizes for white human male adventurers.
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>>98394933
Thank you. That pic is also very cute and lovely.
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>>98394321
This isn't a romance outright, because they were already married when this character appears. This good-ish Fire Emblem clone still had a very nice depiction of their relationship (though you unfortunately never meet her).
>elf-chads friend is somehow trapped in a dark magic realm that crushes your mind while your in it
>attempts to rescue him anyway
>this entire time, he's telepathically connected to his wife, keeping him sane
>elf-chad saves his friend and finds the way out
>immediately rushes to his wife, trip takes weeks and months
>finds her in a coma, only to wake up when he arrived
Properly elfy.
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>>98388275
I think most Half-Elf hate (outside of settings like warhammer where they're impossible) is performative, but I can certainly see why people dislike them or find them boring.

In my own setting I've made it so that a Half-Elf's traits depend on what their "other half" is (i.e. they inherit a few set traits from their non-Elven ancestor's race) and a set of Elven traits that they can inherit based on various factors (whether the Elf was the father or the mother, moon phase, what Elf type the parent was, time of year they were concieved and other stuff like that) and simple random chance. This simultaneously solves the problem a lot of games with Half-Elves have where they're always Human + Elf and always very samey and not very interesting compared to Elves proper. Narratively it also taps into the whole idea of Elves being heavily tied to the Fey, at least in my mind, with all of these seemingly random factors changing the Half-Elf's traits in potentially large ways.

Mechanically it would probably look something like that table for random Tiefling traits in Pathfinder but with a bit more player choice (and, of course, Elven traits rather than fiendish ones). Potentially multiple tables depending on how granular you want to get, but that could become clunky and annoying very quickly.

I've also given thought to having more standalone "Half-Elf" races for specific combinations, like Elf-Dwarf or Elf-Halfling or something like that with more unique mechanics instead of the complicated route above (obviously with special names not just "Elf-Dwarf" because that would be retarded)
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>>98395627
>I think most Half-Elf hate (outside of settings like warhammer where they're impossible) is performative
I simply dislike the idea of elf muttificaiton because of the weird "racism wouldn't exist if everyone was a mystery meat mutt" people that have completely poisoned the well.
They're also not a good choice for the "I struggle because I'm... LE MIXED RACE!" trope, because I'm sure people would be prejudiced towards the super-model hot guy/girl with superhuman abilities that has at least one parent of high standing.

Sex with elves is still hot though so the solution is that elf girls always have elf babies. Creates interesting elf diasporas as well!
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>>98393626
Always figured they would be more into fruit based drinks, like wine, cider, perries that sort of thing.
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>>98393635
imported wine even, he was thinking about the trade routes of middle earth even back in the hobbit. But what was Thranduil's tariff policy?
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Remember the rules telling people not to spam anime and AI images? There's a very good ass reason those rules existed.
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>>98396232
>spam anime and AI images
nobody did.

>there's a very good ass reason those rules existed.
no there wasn't.
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>preparing a game of Sword world on Lodoss, specifically Kanon
>learn that the dark elves (using ogres, kobolds and goblins) killed all the normal elves in Kanon, the largest elf population of Lodoss

:(
Never forget the six million elves of Kanon
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>>98388873
Oh boy! Those minotaurs must be having a swell or very terrible time

>>98389121
Well, that's fantastically gay
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>>98395933
I don't see either of those things very much though, not with half-elves anyway. Usually when people are doing the "le RAYCISM IS BAD mkay" they'll use a monster race like orcs/goblins or they'll use Tieflings for that shit.
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>>98395933
I kind of like the half elves in Vyn (Nehrim, Enderal) because they're the reverse of Dragon Age elves and always elven, essentially. Otherwise though, I only think half elf angst is interesting from the view of a half elf raised in or interacting with elven culture. Like that one Elaine Cunningham series with the half elf who inherits a moonblade and has to deal with the resentment and disdain of elves.
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>>98395933
>so the solution is that elf girls always have elf babies because not fertile with humans
is the right answer
seriously, they have to be significantly different biologically or magically/supernaturally-biologically, no way immortal + mortal is crossbreedable
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>>98395933
This. I'm not a fan of half-X races in general, because even though "race" is the commonly used word in fantasy settings, humans, elves, dwarves, and such are functionally all different species entirely.

So while a cross species romance might be possible, it wouldn't produce any offspring... And it both parties would probably be looked at only marginally better than someone trying that shit in real life.
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The only reason the slop-fag proposes this TES-like breeding is because he can't fathom elf males existing and having relationships with elf girls, like all the other ordinary coomdrones, but at least realized that his interracial fetish would lead to the absolute destruction of this race.
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>>98398302
Firstly, are you talking about me or the sloppa poster that replied to me? The only reason I brought up half-elves is because people were sperging about them earlier.

Also, you think the mere existence or discussion of half-elves is "race mixing fetishism" but were just fine with spear-chunking congoloid elves last thread?
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>>98398426
I'm talking about the slopfag that should be recognizable for posting slop, and who I won't grace with a (You). Pregnant slop as well, and there will never, ever be an elfen father. Because he's a generic coomdrone.
I personally don't like half-elves, but don't have a problem with people talking about them.
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>>98398440
I assumed you were referring to me because of the "TES-like" thing. Carry on then, slop posters deserve to be bullied.
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>>98398440
>and there will never, ever be an elfen father.
this is purely your cuckholding race mixing fetish speaking noldorfag
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>>98398497
No anon, you cannot be cuckolded by fictional things. That's insane.
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>>98398505
much like being raped being cuckholded is a state of mind. Noldorfag is both.
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>if the fictional elf girl has a fictional elf husband that means I'm getting NTR'd in real life
Holy fuck, brown mental health issues at play.
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>>98398519
I know you're special needs noldorfag but please remember that you're the one that made up a fantasy that the nice blue dress dark elf girl in particular and pregnant elf girls in general never have elf partners. You're the only person that has brought this up completely unprompted so I have no idea why you're accusing others from sharing your cuck fetish
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>>98398527
>in general never have elf partners
Well, then prompt them. You are the one never acknowledging their existence.
I'm not the proposing this TES-lore to apply to whatever setting, I think elves should be the last race to racemix in general.
I don't even have half-races when I homebrew settings. Can't give a shit about them.
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>>98398536
>You are the one never acknowledging their existence.
I don't acknowledge the existence of an implied non-elf father either. I don't want to gen men so it's left entirely up to the viewer to make their own interpretation.
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EMEF simply isn't very exciting. It's presumably the norm so what are you trying to say? HMEF means the human has risen to a level were they're worth a elf wife
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>>98398933
The fact that you automatically make this about male humand and female elf just shows that you are biased towards this particular pairing.
Male elf and female human can also be exciting, because you wonder what girl that must be that an elf would be attracted to her, instead of picking the woman+ that he also has access to.

And nah, I disagree on the first argument as well. Yes, it's the norm, but it can also be very exciting if you make it elfy. Romances that span hundreds of years, magical bonds, telepathic communication, reincarnation cycles - THEY ARE FANTASY RACE goddamn. Make it grant, make it fantastical, beyond human comprehension.
But you faggots just want your self-insert powerfantasy and with that dumb the whole race down.
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Any thoughts on Orc Male x Elf Female?
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>>98399153
it's ragebait mostly
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>>98399188
I'll be the first anon to hate on any notion of orc rape and so on, but at least the top pic doesn't look so fricking HOMO, you aren't helping your cause with that
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>>98389140
>spoiler
Not exactly.
Just Blanche and Ledroit both were inspired by Moebius aesthetic.
Ledroit on it's own came to many Warhammer-like stylization things in his other works.
As for the Dark Elves in HoMM V. His artistic idea was to make them closer to Italian Renaissance. Which isn't reflected beyond some art: >>98388864
>>98388814
And their town screen design:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVx_ZD8eoYE
Marble statues and sculptures, rounded buildings, nothing like Naggaroth or Commoragh spires with spikes.
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>>98399589
I will put more effort into my meme imagery.
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>>98398933
Problem is, other than in Tolkien stuff, most HMEF these days is isekai nonsense where the HM isn't special at all and just a self insert for the average man. From what I can tell, anyway, since I don't engage with those stories. I guess Himmel from Frieren is different but he didn't really get the girl either. Most people who play video game rpgs now don't roleplay either, just self insert expecting every character to want them, which is why Yrliet causes so many melties. EMEF is perfectly interesting if you can use your imagination instead of thinking because you're human irl, you can only relate to a human.
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>>98399971
>the HM isn't special at all
Why does it have to be tho, why can't say an elf woman fall for a human guy just because she likes him for his personality
Like in say Elder scrolls, where normal average human men and women can date normal average elves
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>>98400020
even most female humans don't want human men, why would another race
>implied often to be more egalitarian, unlike the often, portrayed as patriarchal, humans
be different?
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>>98400020
Depends entirely on the setting in question, how close both races live next to each other, and other factors like how much they hate each others gut.
There is sometimes nothing special about how elves and humans live close to each other. Unfortunately, that also means that there is nothing special about these elves.
The elfen princess that falls for the average human mudhut farmer just because he happened to be nice will always be retarded.
Elves tend to suffer when they are portrayed like that.
Some people care about how well the elves are written, more than how much elves suck some human self-insert's dick.
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>>98400120
This just reads like projection of your own personal insecurities.
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>>98400120
You can do it like Tolkien, if elves date humans they will turn into humans and get a lifespan comparable to their spouse.
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Tolkien ruined interspecies relationships. Fuck that self-inserting simp elfaboo
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>>98400352
That's not how it works in the legendarium at all.
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>>98397802
Elves aren't immortal in most settings though.
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>>98399589
There is nothing gay about the bottom pic and the girl in it is hotter. You are telling on yourself.
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>>98400120
>The elfen princess that falls for the average human mudhut farmer just because he happened to be nice will always be retarded.
Didn't even imply princess falling for a peasant. Just said not much wrong with an elf liking a human for who that human is, the human doesn't have to be special and that doesn't make the character a self-insert.
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>>98399589
Not homo, but noldorfag self inserts as an elf and identifies with them. So he posts elven men in the same way a black or white supremacist would post masculine men of their race in a race shitflinging thread as the "chad" to identify with.
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>>98400574
Noldor and his posting radiates a digitally visible aura of low caste energy and a need to redeem lost izzat.
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>>98400565
As stated here >>98400574
Noldorfag inserts as an elf and sees the prospect of an elven female dating a human male as an attack on his tribe's property and his masculinity.
He sees it as "blacked" and as degradation /humiliation of elves and human men conquering the property of his race. The same way race tribalists see it for their race.
I disagree with race mixing irl, but recognize that it isn't a humiliation/conquest dynamic in most cases, just people falling in love, ignoring race. I don't give a shit about it with fantasy races and it makes sense you would have individuals in various species willing to do it. It's not the majority, but a minority that is open to the prospect certainly would pop up here and there in various settings.
Of course he sees this as being racially cucked so he will crusade against it trying to either deny the plausability or it happpening (such as denying that Deldar would have sex slaves even though it's in character for them as even confirmed by the 40K lorefag confused as Noldorfag Jr. in that Eldar thread) or argue why he thinks it's stupid because he inserts external disagreements with how the setting portrays elves in that regard.
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>>98400644
>blacked
>these white human men in a fantasy setting that act like normal medieval Europeans are actually le pajeets and negros and elves are the hecking aryans!!
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>>98400369
The mortality thing happens when they marry, not date but that's just semantics.
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>>98400824
You mean Luthien, whom died but came back to life with the caveat she'd be mortal? Or Arwen, whom chose to be counted as human so she eventually dies?
Or Mithrellas whom ditched her human husband and kids because she was immortal and chose to be a deadbeat over watching her family die of old age?
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>>98400352
Also works the other way around, some humans turned into elves.
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>>98400574
>>98400644
>projection
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>>98400916
Noldor is the Elfaboo version of a Dalit.
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>>98400916
Yes, Noldortroon projects his bbc porn & /pol/ induced mental illness onto elves
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>>98400984
There is only one guy in this thread that explicitely said that he didn't want to get cuckolded by men that don't even exist. And it's the slopfag.
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>>98400990
please stop projecting your cuckholding fantasies on me, you've already been proven wrong
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>>98399971
>I guess Himmel from Frieren is different
no, not really
Supershallow excuse for a character. Or that's just the whole story, perhaps.
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>>98400352
that sounds terrible and I hate people that are into that
>fantasise about getting an elf waifu that abandons everything and dedicates herself to orbiting me
>but once I die she must spend eternity just pining about me or better yet, die right after me, fuck her long lifespan
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>>98401094
Frieren? Shallow? You don't say! That simply can't be!

Seriously though, that show is pure fucking slop. It's worldbuilding is the most soulless, uncreative and derivative garbage I've seen in a long while. It's basically generic isekai tier slop.
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>>98400393
big mistake
>>98400574
those *are* homos anon, don't let them fool you
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>>98401108
One sad and tragic aspect of Frieren is how the character Frieren for once actually is powerful, as befitting a several thousand years old elf that practices her magic this whole time.
Contrary to so many other anime and manga in which the elf's age might as well be entirely cosmetic.
But at the same time, it still has to do this retarded "wow hoomans sure are awesome and will surpass elves at everything and my race never contributed jack shit at all".

Also, cool that her increased lifespan actually affects her psychology and character, but it unfortunately does so in the dumbest way possible.
>HUMANS DIE WHEN THEY GET OLD?!
Yes, very profound.
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>>98394024
Modded Skyrim: Dragonborn x Janessa
Baldur's Gate II: LN Bhallspawn x Viconia
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>>98400120
This. In some settings human x elf relationships and half elves etc make sense, in some they do not. It is a very setting specific dynamic and trying to inster the trope where clashes with the overall worldbuilding and lore of the races is fucking retarded.

Which is why I genrally dislike Human x Eldar bullshit especially the way the retarded coomers "fans" of 40k portray it, when romantic relationships between Humans and Eldar are almost impossible to justify from the lore perspective of both races, and what is left that you can sort of see happening is just Eldar equivalent of beastiality because from Eldar point of view, humans are legitimately a "subeldar" inferior race in every measurable way. The Eldar are legitimately superhuman in 40k, a human is to them what a chimp is to us so I find it nonsensical to think that romance could exist between the races outside of the most exceptional circumstances. Half eldar are alse a thing GW retconned out from the setting for a good fucking reason, as the way the lore of the Eldar developed after the first edition, the idea of human x eldar crossbreeding became retarded and nonsensical given that the Eldar are space aliens who existed 60 fucking million years before humanity even evolved.

I should clarify that I don't mind half elves in themselves, one of my favorite elf characters is a half elf. I just want them to make sense in the context of their setting. It is immensely annoying to me, as an eldar appreciator, when retards who don't know the lore of the eldar try to push their fetishes as the public presentation of the race I am so fond of.
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>>98401149
>Baldur's Gate II: LN Bhallspawn x Viconia
kek
as it's only my teenager playthrough that's actually canon, I'm afraid all three available BG2 women ended up in life-long sexual relationship with my female elf character. Sorry for that
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>>98401212
AGP-self-inserter.
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>>98401226
Everyone had an AGP card back then you faggot, how young are you? And the two-level connector fucking required proper insertion if you wanted to play at all. Get of my lawn
>>98400984
Has been for years I think, used to be more explicit (and cringe) about it in the previous decade, so yeah.
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>Everyone had an AGP card back then you faggot
Based on these threads, some never dropped it.
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>>98401155
>Human x Eldar bullshit
Anon that is strictly ragebait and it will continue to be used as ragebait so long as autists bite.
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>>98401339
No anon, some people genuinely like that shit (which is okay, some people do enjoy garbage).
That includes people outside of 4chan. There aren't entire galleries or artists dedicated to this stuff to ragebait posters on an anonymous image board.
Very slimy way of arguing, I suspect the worst
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>>98401367
You underestemate the power of ragebait and some people have stockholm syndrome.
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>reflect
*deflect
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>*deflect
redeflect**
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>>98400367
Sad these books didn't really get an English release.
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>>98401339
Nah, I've seen fuckers who genuinely think that half-eldar are a thing in 40k and when confronted with the lore that completely negates that nonsense, such as the only half eldar that ever explicitly existed in the setting being essentially soft retconned into a full blown eldar emissary from Uthwe to Guilliman. The fucker even has the same name as the old half eldar astropath dude, they just go "nuh uh, doesn't count".

Some people legitimately want to think that half eldar are a possibility in 40k for what I can only assume to be because that is their literal fetish and they have to insert that shit into everything they engage in. There are multiple fucking 40k "fan" artists who do this shit. One example is that fucking garbage tier rogue trader fan who is obsessed with Yrliet. Then there are the dozens of fucks whose only sense of humor is "Guilliman totally bangs Yvraine" literally just one joke stretched out of a single encounter the two had in the lore.

Maybe they are just rage baiting, or maybe they have abysmal tastes and don't like the space elves the correct way (aka the way I like them, as superhuman gigaracists that view humanity as vermin) but regardless, they are fucking wrong, and I hate them and they make me mad.
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>>98401212
>all three available BG2 women ended up in life-long sexual relationship with my female elf character.
Kino
Too bad Viconia canonically prefer's Shar's Sharussy
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>>98400909
Only Tuor, and that was allegedly since he sailed west to beseech the Valar and was never heard from again. The rest of them were half-elves who are given a choice to either be elves or humans.
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>>98401636
The only reason coomers intensified their spamming of the Yvraine x Guilliman meme was due to the spergouts of the likes of you. People like you that had an absurd overreaction to a non-serious porn meme only emboldened the retards to continue spamming it with the express purpose of pissing you off. Of course, tourists that don't know shit about the lore immediately took this and ran with it as canon, worsening the situation.

Nobody seriously believes that half-eldar are a thing. It's one of those things retards parrot specifically to farm (You)s.

The Yrliet x RT thing is an even more retarded thing to complain about because, like it or not, it's canonical (or at least quasi-canonical) and it's basically a nothingburger anyway because she doesn't even fuck the RT, she simply cares about him and regards him as something more than a drooling barely-sentient animal.
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>>98401915
I don't mind Yrliet romance actually. It is about as tactly handled as the retardec concept could be in 40k. I just despise that particular "artist" because his art is fucking garbage as is his fanfic self insert bs he posts with his art.
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>>98401915
Also, the retarded smutspammers were spamming their fanwank artwork long before anyone voiced a complaint about it. The precise reason why I've gotten so fucking tired of them is because every fucking discussion about the eldar eventually got the same dipshits spamming the same god damn pictures they seemed to be compelled to spam into any discussion featuring the eldar. There was a time when an explicit thread specificially made for actual artwork for the eldar got spammed up with just smut that I recall, which propably is what contributed massively to my overall hatred towards the disphits that insist on that spam. The notion that they wouldn't do it if nobody complained is bs because they do it without any prompting anyways.
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>>98401949
A bit of an unfortunate wording, there, as my dyslexic ass meant to write:
>a specific thread made explicitly for actual artwork of the eldar
but I fucked it up.
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>>98401719
What WotC canonized as BG1 and BG2 outcomes in their slop novel and FR setting materials is so shit I just can't accept it.
It's been decades since I cared about my imagined character and playthrough of the games from back then (I'm not THAT silly), but too much is too much. Like, killing Imoen? No you don't, faggots. To me that's on the level of the shitty additional companions and other bastardizations the """""Enhanced""""" Edition releases vomited into the classic games.

Fucking pulp literature. Idunno what I expected though, those shitters employ Salvatore and he's one of their better ones, lul.
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Does anyone have the noldorfag image filter list they could share? I lost mine when my 4chanx broke.

>>98392622
>One area they don't seem keen on getting into is catering to gooners though
They seem perfectly okay with catering to femcel and actual gay faggot gooners though.

I am replying to a 2-day old post and I don't care.

>>98401636
>>98401933
>>98401949
Oh hey it's the autist who does nothing but schizophrenically seethe about people shitposting about Eldar x Human romance. (Or seething even when people actually do discuss how an Eldar x Human romance could work in a non-shitpost way. Because that still goes against his autistic headcanon of all Eldar being retards with zero nuance and that they should do nothing but seethe about Humans and get into pointless deathwars against them.) Surprised you haven't brought up your autistic fixation on hating HFY as well yet. Shouldn't you be sperging out in a RT thread though?

Also, holy fuck you try to say you're not as bad as noldorfag but at least he just acts like a passive aggressive retard and spams his images. You're just pathetic.
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>>98402015
Nice strawman dipshit. I have had nuanced discussions about the topic where I've given my takes on it. That is not what the smutspamming shitheels I am talking about are interested in. Like you, they are just interested in shitting up discussions about the eldar with their fetish. It is funny how you complain about me being "passive aggressive" or spamming images when the entire gist of you cunts is precisely to spam your smut in a passive aggressive fashion to aggravate other people on this board.

If you actually just wanted to jerk off to your smut in peace, you would not insist on posting it every time eldar are brought up in 40k discussions. You don't see me bitching about you fuckers on /aco/'s 40k smut thread because guess what, I don't give a fuck about what you retards jerk off to. My objection is to you insisting on spamming that art without any invitation in places where it is not appropriate.

You don't have the luxury of acting like a cunt, and then getting bitchy when someone acts like a cunt right back at you.
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>>98402015
Also, there is literally nothing headcannony about the fact that the Eldar are a superhuman race in 40k, and that to them humans are primitive savages that from in universe accounts from different eldar characters, are literally fucking disgusting in the view of tthe eldar. That is how they are described in the fucking lore. The eldar don't regard human lives as of any comparable value to eldar lives, they don't see humans as their equals, to them humans are a lesser fucking race. These are all elements the lore of the eldar has brought up multiple times over the decades. I don't see where I supposedly am pushing my "headcannon" when I bring these elements of the eldar lore up.

According to the fucking lore, as a rule, the eldar are haughty, arrogant superhuman space racists to whom humanity is at best, primitive savages and at worst vermin who need to be eradicated from rightful eldar worlds. The term Mon'keigh in the eldar tongue means "verming who ought to be destroyed". It does not mean "human". Every time eldar calls a human Mon'keigh, they are literally stating their desire to eradicate humanity if one inteprets the slur literally.
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>>98402230
That's nice. I'm going to counter with your absolutely retarded post from a few months ago on /v/ saying that people who talk about possible Human x Eldar romance is the equivalent to bl*cked spam.

arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/735213714/#735218758

And then tell you to kill yourself.
>inb4 "t-that post wasn't me"

Also, since you mentioned the 40k smut thread on /aco/ I'll be sure to have a look through the archive to see if you actually bitch about people posting Human x Eldar smut there, on a fucking porn board. Because if you are randomly bringing it up, I have a feeling you do/have already done so.
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>>98402298
I don't see you countering the point raised in that post, dipshit. You retards want human x eldar shit in 40k because race play is a fetish for you.

And feel free to look at /aco/ archives, you won't find my posts there because I don't fucking browse that board. That's just the board where I think you smutspammers ought to go to.
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>Look up "Eldar' in aco's archive
>One of the first few things I see are these posts

desuarchive.org/aco/thread/9249905/#9253944
desuarchive.org/aco/thread/9249905/#9254384

>>98402230
>>98402268
You actually fucking do go onto a porn board/thread to bitch about Human male x Eldar female don't you? What the fuck is wrong with you.
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>>98402334
>You actually fucking do go onto a porn board/thread to bitch about Human male x Eldar female don't you? What the fuck is wrong with you.
He does. Same phrase and buzzword usage, specific arguments and other ways to identify him. His shame is the only thing that surpasses his lack of izzat.
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>>98402344
I am looking through pages of it now and it's actually insane seeing him complaining about "waifufags" on a goddamn porn board. What the fuck leads to someone to this kind of derangement. I almost never come to /tg/ but I'm glad I did today. I hope this fucking idiot posts in an /v/ RT thread again to complain about people talking about Eldar romance because I am 100% posting all this every time I see him from now on.

Noldorfag, if you see this. I may have made fun of you for years, but I can at least respect you for sticking to the blue boards. Though I also want you to know your Eldar fanboy has unironically surpassed you in autism. May you retire from your decades long spamming career in peace, knowing that your torch shall be carried by another.
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>>98402334
>>98402344

I've literally never posted on /aco/ nor will I because I don't give a fuck about what happens there. It's legitimately bizarre for someone to go bitch about smut on a smut board. I have no interest in 40k smut, I don't want to see it, so I don't go to /aco/.

Anyways I've made the reasons why I hate you smutspammers abjectly clear itt but of course it's easier for you disengenious fags to pretend that every single person who post anywhere on this site with an opinion vaguely along the lines of "human x eldar romance doesn't fit into 40k" to be the same person rather than face the possibility that multiple different people might share that opinion because that's a view one naturally reaches when reading the lore of the setting without having a raceplay fetish clouding one's judgement.
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>the lolcow is a lolcow
This is me being surprised by this.
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Why is Warhammer that attracts the noldortypes? Even Tolkien has elf X human romance and nobody cares. But this franchise attracts the worst schizos
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>>98402469
I don't care about human x elf romance in settings it makes sense in. I object to it in one's where it doesn't make sense. 40k belongs in the later category. Simple as.
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>>98402469
Have you seen GW themselves? They are the noldortypes.
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>>98402469
Eldar are gigachuds
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>>98388814
>>98388887
is he done with chevalier vampire yet?
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These are the people spamming dunmer men art by the way.
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>>98402585
I'm the blonder
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>>98402015
>Does anyone have the noldorfag image filter list they could share?

of course king
https://pastebin.com/ndVKUfaU
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drow women need to be taught the errors of their evil ways and be purified into loyal wives and proud mothers.
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>>98402334
I don't browse aco, but looked up eldar in the archive and there is one fag just spamming "how it should only be eldar men x human women, eldar eomen find humans disgusting" in response to every art with eldar female x human male.
Is this Noldorfag's alter ego there?
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>>98402379
>/v/
The DLC 4 companion for RT is rumored to be an Eldar, will be hilarious if it's a romancable female to see the shitstorm it will cause.
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Another eldar x human discussion, and it is the same as the one we had on the eldar x human thread
We got nothing wise to talk about
I'm starting voidscarred, corsairs are based,
I like the harlequins, they're cool too
Deldar are edgy, but I like them
fuck the farseers, none of my homies like them
I didn't care about the ynnari and I'm glad they're gone and I hope that he will finally kill them all officially off
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>>98403010
>will be hilarious if it's a romancable female
There's already Yrliet for that, though. Why would they have two romance options that would, realistically, be almost identical?
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>>98403116
Different person. Eldar aren't a hivemind. Maybe this is one open to physical intimacy or has some shit other than meditation. Especially if it's a Corsair.
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>>98401915
>deflecting
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>>98403015
It's voidscarred just yet another instance where Brooks pushes his fetishes onto the Eldar
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>>98403003
Far more likely that it's some different person who has a raceplay fetish about the Eldar, just in a mirror way to the usual suspects who spam human x eldar smut
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>>98402585
>A straight couple.

Doubt it.
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>>98402015
>They seem perfectly okay with catering to femcel and actual gay faggot gooners though.
Yeah men get a fem Eldar who is disgusted by you and won't touch you and women/fags get 50 shades of grey, can have literal bdsm with a male Eldar
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>>98403455
Owlcat gas a lot of women writers, a woman wrote both Yrlitard and Marazhai
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>All this seething because an eldar chick in a vidya game didn't put out

How much longer will this bitching about Yrliet go on?
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>>98403479
All this tells me is GW has shit writers, something that should have been obvious when they resolved the storm of chaos with a crotch shot.
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>>98403401
everyone seems to love voidscarred because we finally get an eldar who actually gets shit done
while people like you whine because there are suddenly gays and 40 k wasn't gay as hell before
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>>98403485
To be fair, GW didn't write Rogue Trader's romances.
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>>98403509
if we had it GW's way there wouldn't be romance at all and no happy endings for anyone, because it is the GRIM DARKNESS
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>>98403527
Good.
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no, Elf men shouldn't be allowed to impregnate Human women
you know what EMHF leads to? half-elves like Shadowheart
and she's a fucking mess, what a trainwreck of a half-elf
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>>98403509
They did meddle
They vetoed Argenta romance. They probably had a hand in making Yrliet's the way it is
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>>98403548
That has always been one of my favorite pieces of Eldar art.
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>>98401915
>due to the spergouts of the likes of you.
you been shocked, but eldar funs aren't that many to bait them, i guess some 2rd tier marine chapter had more audience that all eldar. And gulliman x yvraine spam exist long before in different forms
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>>98403494
>everyone seems to love voidscarred because we finally get an eldar who actually gets shit done
>jobbing to orks and losing most of his fleet
>gets shit done
anon-sama...
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Eldarbros we got some exodite lore leaks.
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>>98403773
wait, I'm confused, I thought exodites were constricted to their homeworlds? like they rarely leave and don't carry spirit stones because their home has giant ones that simply absorb the soul once someone dies?
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>>98403791
Since these ones are running with Craftworlders on TT I assume that's why they are portraying them with spirit stones
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It makes sense that human women would fuck Eldar males while Eldar women wouldn't fuck human men.
Women don't date down, Eldar men are amazing, human men are wothless ranjeets
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>>98403791
The exodites know how to use webway gates. I recall there being mentions in older lore that sometimes they outright just migrate from a world to a new one via the webway. Might be remebering wrong though, Exodite lore is sparse and far between.
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>>98403802
This sort of raceplay cuckoldry fetishism is no better than the muh human dick conquering eldar women shit is. You coomers ought to stick to /aco/ and keep your fetish shit there.
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>>98403812
Marzihunk ravaged every hole the female Rogue Trader had
Yrliet didn't even touch the jeet trader's hand up until the sorry excuse for a male was dead in the ending slides
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test
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>>98403802
Let's be real if elves were real 90% of human men would be incels.
Human women would gladly betray the men to get to be a part of the harems of elf males.
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>>98403479
>bitching
Nigga, the only one who is bitching are eldarfags. The rest of the players either kill her or buckbreak into xeno-pet.
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An elven female would never even touch a human male. She would kill the disgusting creature for sullying her with it's mere presence.
Human women would slaughter their worthless husbands and male chidlren for the chance of becoming half elf factories.
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https://files.catbox.moe/2tmor8.png
The actual eldar women x human male interaction
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>>98403881
it is kind of what happened in Dambrath
the priestesses of Loviathar betraying their leader(s) for drow dick
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>>98403881
>>98403901
>>>/vg/575206443
>>>/vg/575207027
noldorfag losing his shit in two generals at once
impressive
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>>98403479
GW are noldorfags
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>>98403916
Nah, now with how they have been treating Eldar.
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>>98403909
He's doing it in /aco/ too with same posts btw
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>>98403909
40kg too
>>98403905
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>>98403909
blud thinks he's part of the team and is eldar...
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>>98403854
No actual eldar fan wants human x eldar romance in 40k because it is basically completely nonsensical and borderline impossible to justify from Eldar point of view if you read their lore. So if you want that shit in 40k, I cannot see how you could actually be a fan of the Eldar because clearly you don't care about their lore. As I said earlier itt, from eldar point of view, humans are a lower lifeform and the slur they use for humans translates to "vermin that ought to be dstroyed" or something along those lines.

Thus eldar who would entertain a relationship with a human would be extreme outliers and eccentric individuals or just depraved sicko perverts who don't mind a little bit of beastiality like Dark Eldar are. To wast majority of the Eldar race, the notion of human x eldar romance is depraved and insane.
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>>98403957
Eldar male x human female is fine, because it's natural for males to conquer an other tribes' women and date down.
Women are picky and no Eldar woman would want to fuck a human male, human men are poojeets at best
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Elven women are for human male protagonists, Japan has decided and won
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>>98403957
For the record the fucker in those linked posts >>98403909 is not me. I don't give a shit if it is a human man fucking an eldar woman or eldar man fucking a human woman, both are equally ill fitting to 40k given the lore of the eldar and from the point of view of wast majority of the Eldar race, would basically be akin to beastiality given how they view themselves as the superior race and humans as lesser savages and primitives that ought to be eradicated.

>>98403969
Kill yourself, you fucking cuckold.
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>>98403979
>Kill yourself, you fucking cuckold.
Marazhai fucked every single hole femRT has. Approved by GW directly.
Human women will drown in Aeldari seed, while human men will not even get a touch.
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>98403901
Nah. Here's the *actual* interaction between eldar women x human male.
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>>98403979
Human women irl lust for Marachad's Aeldari cock and there are more drawings of him conquering human women than any Eldar female x human """""""""""male"""""""""""" slop
>>98403988
She slaughtered the filthy ranjeet monkey ripped out his eyes and stomped in his skull then went to get dicked down by a proper storm guardian chad.
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man stop larping as an eldar incel seriously
eldar women crave BHC, it is known, just common knowledge, their men are faggy as fuck
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>>98404006
>crave BHC
carve BHC* with their swords, see https://files.catbox.moe/2tmor8.png
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>>98404006
Every single Eldar and Human pairing was Eldar male and Human female.
GW blessed a Male Eldar x fem RT romance in the form of Marazhai.
You only have fanfics and headcanons.
Human women worship Eldar cocks while human "male" microdick ranjeets can't even get attention from human women.
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>>98404013
would you say human males are.... cumskins? mother fucked by many?
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>>98404007
> The two maidens before him both screamed at once, raising their blades. He felt the same ice crawl through his muscles, dragging him back, slowing him down.
>Two… can play… that game…
>The Night Lord released a scream of his own – a roar from three lungs and an enhanced respiratory system, heightened tenfold by the vox-speakers in his snarling helm. The surviving Night Lords heard the cry and took it up a heartbeat later.
>He’d used his cry to shatter windows and deafen crowds of humans to soften them up for the kill; now he used it in opposition to those who sought to turn his own weapon against him.
>Three of the maidens’ swords shattered outright. Several of the alien warriors lost eye lenses to splitting cracks as the harmonious, savage scream reached its apex. In the same moment the Night Lords’ cry hit its crescendo, the eldar’s howl died a sudden death.
>Talos killed the first of the warriors before him with a fist around her head, crushing the skull and bones of her shoulders before hurling her away. The second died while still staggering back from the shout, cut to pieces by the final hail from his assault cannon. He dropped the empty weapon and reached for his relic bolter, drawing in breath to scream a second time.
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>>98404006
you say that like you consumed enough actual lore to give us proof, which doesn't mean your porn folder
male eldar x human male are actually more common than female eldar x human male
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>>98404013
>>98404028
seethe
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>>98403999
Nice headcanon, but canonically speaking they're actually on friendly terms.
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>>98404013
>GW blessed
Eldar as Imperium's housewives.
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>>98404037
very nice, name them rajeesh
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>>98403975
>Japan
>Elves
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>>98404038
That monkey twink's microdick will get sliced off by that sword after the Eldar sacey smashes the wine glass in his face and presses his eyes in
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>>98404037
>community fanon
LOL
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>>98404040
I shan't explain common sense or spoonfeed
eldar women belong to humans, it is known
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>>98404048
in Japan elves are just stand ins for swedish supermodels with pointy ears
anything else would actually mean they'd have to put in work for world-building.
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>>98404053
The only couples that exist are Eldar bvll x human conquered sow.
Human men never even touched an Eldar woman apart from Dark Eldar torture.
Cope.
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>>98404059
>The only couples that exist are Eldar bvll x human conquered sow.
Remind use please, who can field the said "Eldar bull"? CWE players or any Imperial army player?
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>>98404037
I can do that too
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>>98404070
eldar women ride BHC discreetly, cope
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>>98404039
That's a joke.
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>>98404063
SoB can field them :)
Marazhai destroys human pussy in RT
The only Eldar human hybrid in old lore had a human father
Vect had human sex slave bitches on his battle barge
etc.
All you have is girlyman memes and headcanon
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>>98404077
>had
why had? did he lose them?

also I'll just post this here, they got an entire comic for themselves, though I am 100% honest the art is UGLY
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>>98404038
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>>98404088
Well no, but
He lost his mini
Since GW are pussies about rape now
Even though it isn't rape, since human bitches willingly take BEC
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>>98404075
Just as Eldar lore in general.

>>98404077
>All you have is girlyman memes and headcanon
Also
Watch captain Artemis
Iskandar Khayon
Caiphas Cain
Fabious Bile.
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>>98404096
>Just as Eldar lore in general
Yeah of course, people that push waifufaggotry actually hate the race that is waifu'd.
No surprise here.
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>>98404096
>Iskandar Khayon
Only this one remotely counts
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>>98404089
shit like this gets you shot by a firing squad for being a heretic
>never mind that a regular guardsman would firstly shoot first and ask questions later and be thouroughly brainwashed and think of xenos as disgusting filth which should be eradicated from the universe, literally
it is manly human males from our world who like to self insert as a guard who'd totally get with the hot eldar chick, ignoring basically the entire world and everything in it, because anime
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>>98404077
>>98404088
these pictures makes mon'keigh insane
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>>98403988
>>98404038
Seen these before, but I don't mind this type of Eldar x Human art. Not horny, just a cute couple reference to Biel Tan and Tallarn alliance. Romance is not loreful, but still innocent and cute couple. Not spiteful ragebait or porn.
Yes I know noldor and the lore guy will seethe at it regardless, but still.
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Guys, I uhhhh...I think i kinda ran out of ideas for drawings what is cute redneck elf doing...
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genuine question: are you guys retarded?
what part of "wholesome" did you morons not understand?
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>>98404157
Is it some of the whole or whole ass some?
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>>98404147
making moonshine
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>>98404157
I said it before: there can never be peace in these threads. What do deem "wholesome" is retarded garbage for someone else.
People flock to these generals for completely different reasons. Sooner than later, anons will be at each others throat.
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>>98404147
being gifted flowers by a shy human guy
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>>98404220
Neat! Thank you!
>>98404230
Cute. Will do that too.
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>>98404226
those elves have legs for days
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>>98402863
Thank you fren.

Also, the retards really do come out at night/during euro hours holyfuck. What is this retarded Eldar cuck posting that was going on.
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>>98404057
Japanese elves are notoriously short because the human protagonists are the size of the average Japanese salaryman.
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>>98404157
>40kfags
>wholesome
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>>98388275
Is https://files.catbox.moe/6i2mka.jpg wholesome?
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>>98404335
average eldar interaction with a human male
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>>98404335
Very.
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i love my wholesome elves
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>>98388275
Rape elves
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I hope this taught you guys that elf threads CANNOT be wholesome
they are natural whores
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Worst thing about elf generals are the human posters.
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>>98404226
Plus some posters in these threads clearly just want to shit them up and antagonist other posters. Half of the arguments in this particular thread just stem from that.
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>>98404675
antagonise*
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>>98404576
humans always ruin elves.
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I like to think dark elf/normal/light elf is pretty interesting
humans are often supposed to be morally on the side of good like light elves
but dark elves are often opposed to light, I think it is interesting when a dark elf tries to become good and overcome his or her evil nature while getting handheld by their good counterpart
and then you have the opposite but that's more like a wird kink and less wholesome
nevermind settings which technically do NOT have dark and light elves
isn't it weird how the only setting which I can recall that do not have such distinction between elves is DA and Dungeon Meshi
and DA has a different distinction, between the assimilated city elves and those who cling to their traditions, the dalish
>it is so weird how a dalish warden can get the blessing of the maker, but I can never recall if they can get a similar blessing from the dalish
>though you can sometimes remind people that you're not someone who believes in the maker
bit weird isn't it?
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>>98405013
drukhari ends up stranded on backwater craftworld which is basically the Disney version of an eldar craftworld and slowly losing his mind as everyone around him loves musicals so fucking much they break out in song every single minute
it is a cruel joke by the harlequins who felt really bored that day
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>>98404563
More like some posters are natural whores who can't set aside their goonery for two minutes. I came here to see what everyone was saying about the new Exodite rules but no, it's all "muh elf sex" except for like one post
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>>98405013
>>98405049
In 40k it is completely possible for a Dark Eldar to be redeemed and adapt a Craftworlder lifestyle (though it is rather rare as it basically requires for a Craftworld to adopt a Deldar and give the ma soulstone), just as it is possible for a Craftworld eldar, trough a series of poor life choises, descent to the sicko pervert sadist lifestyle of the Dark Eldar, though usually this happens gradually, from path of the outcast to that of a corsair and then eventually to the ports of commoragh.

One of the things I really like about the Eldar in 40k is that the divide between them is actually rather porous and flimsy. The Craftworlders and the Dark Eldar share cultural elements via the Harlequins, and the outcasts and especially corsairs move between Craftworlds and the Dark City, and the Dark Eldar and Craftworld Eldar even co-operate and work together at times, just as they fight each other. Back when 40k had the allies matrix Dark Eldar and CWE were battle brothers in it which is basically the best type of ally situation you could have wiht those rules. Notably at least in this incarnation of the ally matrix, the only factions either type of eldar were battle brothers with were each other.

I much prefer this dynamic over the eternal bitter seething about who gets to be phoenix king in Warhammer Fantasy. The dynamic between the Deldar and the CWE offers so much more opportunities for storytelling and interesting interactions than what is going in fantasy.
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>>98405111
>Dark eldar/eldar= battle brothers
I've seen how the Drukhari treat their siblings; I don't want them as my brothers
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>>98405123
They are still fellow eldar and both Craftworld Eldar and Dark Eldar are race supremacists. The Dark Eldar are just the types that think that it is their right as the supreme race of the galaxy to do whatever the hell they want with lesser races, while the Craftworld Eldar are the types that think that the lesser races are primitive, disgusting, barbarian savages that ought to be eradicated. Both are still racists, and view the Galaxy as the rightful clay of the Eldar race.
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>>98388275
there's only 3 types of elves, high, wood and dark. all else is mental ilness.
snow elves?
bitch please...
sea elves? k-y-s
astral elf? ass thru all my balls in yo mouth
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>>98405340
I would like to add some kind of moon elves just so you can have civilized mid elves and uncivilized mid elves
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Female elves in full armor.
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>>98405340
Wrong. There's only two types of Elves (which then subdivide into specific kinds).
The Calaquendi - High Elves of the Light, with nobility, wisdom, valour and craftsmanship.
And the Moriquendi - Dark Elves of more savage, and even cruel, nature; less advanced and more uncouthed.
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>>98405111
Dark Eldar and Eldar being friends
This shit is retarded and directly contradicted by loads of lore. The Drukhari victimize Craftworlders constantly and most Craftworlders hate Drukhari. Yes, the Drukhari occasionally help Craftworlds, but I believe this has been specifically mentioned less than Imperials helping them, and the Imperials only help the Eldar situationally.

Incubi literally kill Craftworlders to steal their soulstones and turn them into permanent soul torture cages that double as psychic weapons. Plenty of examples of other Dark Eldar torturing their Craftworld brethren just for funsies. The only reason it doesn't happen more often is probably because the Drukhari are terrified of the warp and Craftworlders are some of the best psykers around.

>>98405135
>Craftworld Eldar are the types that think that the lesser races are primitive, disgusting, barbarian savages
Correct
>that ought to be eradicated
Incorrect, even Biel-Tan only really cares if the Imperium/other races fuck with Maiden worlds. Otherwise most Eldar see Humans and the other races of the galaxy (excluding orks, nids, etc. of course) as useful assets to absorb blows for them and do their bidding/achieve their goals without wasting precious Eldar lives.
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>>98405340
Propably unpopular take but I actually think that the sea elves in Age of Skubmar are preddy cool.
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>>98405490
>human with pointy ears
>>98405340
>actually cool-looking and elfy armor, while inspired by history, still fantastical designs
This is how you do it.
I'm now a fan of this artist.
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>>98405510
I never claimed that Dark Eldar and Craftworlders are friends. Nobody who reads their lore gets that impression. They obviously have major areas of conflict and propably despise each other, as Dark Eldar are untrustworthy sadistic cunts. However, both types of Eldar still recognize each other as Eldar, and are capable of working together when necessary for shared interest of survival and not getting eternally soul raped by Slaanesh forever/eaten by tyranids/vaporized by Necrons and so on. There are multitude of instances where the Dark Eldar and Craftworlders have worked together especially if spurned on by Harlequins who are one of the living bridges between these two fragments of the Eldar race.

Also, google what Mon'keigh actually means in the eldar tongue. It does not mean "human". Every time an eldar calls a human Mon'keigh, they are using a slur whose meaning openly states genocidal intent towards the target of the slur. Sure for practical reasons most Craftworld Eldar won't pursue such policy because they can't as they don't have the numbers to do it, and humanity serves an useful meatshield to manipulate to stand between threats the eldar would rather not fight themselves.


If the eldar had the numbers and weren't houdned by Slaanesh, they would have no qualms about eradicating humanity. They do not value human lives beyond the use they have for the Eldar themselves. On that regard Craftworlders and Dark Eldar view humans nearly identically. The usage they have for human lives is just different.



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