>5.5e>kobold thief>preparing smash and grab on bad guy's house>darken my face with ash>"bro are you doing blackface bro">i'm a kobold>"bro you can't do blackface bro it's offensive to chicago americans bro">break into house>dm doesn't even put in witnesseswhy do i bother man
>>98392379You can just say>5eor>5.5eand it will sum up the retardation well enough on its own.
i KNOW you have porn of your kobold thiefi do too
>>98392379Are kobolds so common of NPC filler that doing something to fog your identity will have a benefit?Did you darken then rest of your exposed skin?Are you wearing sunglasses to cover your shining eyeballs?Now that I think of it, a kobold would be too retarded to consider this.I am picturing a bright red kobold, that sticks out like a sore thumb, rubbing a single line of soot across its forehead and thinking it's invisible and that's on brand.>Black faceIt's drow face.
>>98392530It's clearly Orcface, because D&D Orcs are grey.Drow would be the ones to raise a stink to HR
>>98392379>retarded tables>5.5e
>>98392399FPBP/threadYou can also just say:>DnD
>>98392379>Playing modern D&DOof.>Playing a faggot furry raceBigger oof, but please keep D&D, it's where you belong.
>>98392517I don't want to have sex with my kobold.>>98392530Okay in hindsight it wasn't the smartest idea but at least I was trying to be immersive instead of being edgy murderhobo rogue 5000.>>98392399>>98393627>>98393872Find games with anyone under 50 with any other system, I'll wait.
>>98397301>Find games with anyone under 50No. Embrace the oldfags, oldfags are the best.
>>98397301>Find games with anyone under 50 with any other system, I'll wait.Hey now, I don't play 5e and I'm only 34!Which is old too, I guess. :'(
>>98397301>Find games with anyone under 50 with any other system, I'll wait.How does this change the fact that 5e and 5.5e are retarded?
>>98392517Why do you have porn of OP's character? And why aren't you sharing it?
>>98392379no
>>98392379Oh so let me get this straight: you "darken your face with ash" and the FIRST THING YOU DO is commit a burglary? Yeah bro, DEFINITELY not racist.
>>98397301Ok, I did.
>>98392379Have you never heard of a hooded cloak and a mask???
>>98408451Kobolds aren't even human. I bet you're the kind of fucking retard who thinks orcs are black people.
>>98409930Orcs may or may not be black, but they most certainly aren't people.
>>98410130Orcs, goblins, and the like exist only to be slain for loot and XP.
What is the difference between 5e and 5.5e? I haven't played since the release of 5e
>>98410186Functionally no difference, given that "accept rule 0 or find a new table" applies to both, but edition-warriors will insist their favored slop is the better iteration.
>>98392379Reminds me of the time the party wizard attempted to infiltrate the bad guy's house by knocking out the butler and stealing his clothes.The wizard was black and the butler was white.
>>98393343>Drow would be the ones to raise a stink to HRI haven't been keeping up with their current lore, but aren't they still basically a walking talking HR violation to the comical extreme?Or did WotC recon literally all of their lore?
>>98411219Did they play hitman, because that sounds like the logic of those game video games.
>>98397301>Find games with anyone under 50 with any other system, I'll wait.I managed to luck out and play Shadow of the Demon Lord and even got people to quit another 5e campaign that was happened. We are all in 20'sThe world is healing, just not this board.
>>98411219disguise self is 1st level spell, this would be totally irrelevant to a wizard unless he didn't have disguise self?
