Considering that the only /tg/ approved character combination is the human male fighter, we shall determine what exactly is the most fitting weapon for our stupid chud character hereSwords: Many think that this would be the best weapon for a chud to use, that being said there is the potential to rely feints and other maneuvers are liberal coded and as such might not be the best fit.Axes: Pure power without any defense whatsoever, many also think this is the perfect weapon for a chud but I believe that a lot of anons here have a fairly cowardly disposition and without a shield the high-risk high-reward nature of an axe would overly tilt them towards being a glass-cannon which is rogue/thiefish and thus might be libcuck coded?Maces: Using pure concussive force to destroy your opponents, it is pretty fitting for our chud fighter here but it lacks the elegance of the sword and maces are for clerics anyways and healing others is for libcucks and their free healthcareSpears: Spears are simply too practical for chuds who if you actually pay attention to modern chud economies are mostly going bankrupt or are on the verge of collapse. (See Argentina or Hungary or even the USA) It is also something for the NPCs and our chud fighter low-key has a special snowflake disposition but he likes to hide that part of him under a tough guy persona.Bows: For elves and girls hell noCrossbows: Maybe for one shot but not as a main weaponSlings: Too jew codedIt really is hard to find a weapon that would actually appeal to chuds, but I must ask chud central /tg/ home of the human fighter meme. What is your weapon of choice?
Dear Reddit.No.Sincerely,The people of /tg/ tired of people trying to push retarded shit here and then going to other places and acting like /tg/ is a monolith that seems to only believe in the dumbest retarded shit.
>>98394894As a Eurochud, my favoured weapons are an eight inch lock knife, and my pair of steel toed boots.I get racial bonuses to hit against anything carrying gay pride or marxist iconography, and I have infravision up to thirty feet due to my subterranean habitations.
>>98394921>/tg/ is not a monolith>The People of /tg/ are . . .Womp Womp.
>>98394894Katana+ on more sword.
>>98394894Halberd or edgelord scythe/thread
>>98395019>>/tg/ is not a monolithNot what he said
>>98395332I'm paraphrasing, stupid.He was complaining about people "Acting like /tg/ is a monolith" in the same paragraph as claiming that /tg/ is engaged in some sort of "collective struggle".Now, repeat after me."See spot run""Run spot run".
>>98394894>It really is hard to find a weapon that would actually appeal to chudsThey usually favor some AR-15 variant.
>>98395449>the people who are here are tired of being treated as a single entityDoesnt seem that hard to parse. For more proof you just have shit reading comprehension, the exact quote is "monolith that only believes the most retarded shit" so no he wasn't complaining about being treated as a monolith, he was complaining about being treated as a monolith of retards (which you make a pretty good case for /tg/ being)
>>98394894Handgonnes, bardiches, rapiers, zweihanders, repeating crossbows
All we need is our razor sharp wit and sick sense of humor.
>>98394894Daikatana is a canonically Chuds weapon of choice
I welcome you to bonk city, make you go from 1 to 5 real quick
>>98394894Warhammer, duh.
>>98394894where firearm?
>>98411538This guy gets it. Based and chud-coded.
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>>98394894>Slings: Too jew codedWhat the fuck are you talking about? Slings are intensely huntingpilled, taking years to master. It was the tool of based farmboys all across Europe for centuries, as well as used by the Roman peasant legions. A single Jewish fairytale does not undo that.
