The terrible secret of the Sisters of Battle is that they're all actually genetically modified men.
>>98402649Hot
>>98402649That explains why their minis are so ugly
Why is GW chronically unable to sculpt female miniatures?Their own official art suggests it isn't even intentional.
>>98403471I think GW is just shit at face scuplts to begin with, its just more noticeble with the lady scuplts
>>98402649lets say that's the case: underneath the power armour should sister of battle be flat chested traps with small feminine penises or domineering big tiddy big cock shemale BULLS?
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>>98402649>>98403507back to your containment board, you disgusting futafags
The real terrible secret of the SoB is that actual women IRL do not like them.They offer no power fantasy or self-insert potential, and the themes of religious fanaticism, self-sacrifice, duty, and being treated like shit by other women are off-putting for the mindset of your average gamer girl.So they're pretty much favoured only by men.
>>98403560working as intended
>>98403560no shit, it's a faction of dominant killer tomboy nuns the whole thing is very male codedwomen like shit like the tyranids
>>98403560>actual women IRL do not like them.I wish that GW made more products designed to appeal to IRL women, that way they can lose a lot of money.
>>98403596One would think GSC might appeal to women because they actually do have a fair amount of female models and they're like a dozen different social commentaries about things like patriarchy, inequality, and natalism wrapped up in a scrappy underdog villain faction.
>>98403560Well duh, were you surprised to find out that Tau are aimed more at weebs than actual Japanese people?
>>98403467actually, they're notPeople just paint them like men because they don't know makeup techniques that women use
>>98403504Size is proportional to rank, they give you a serum when you get promoted that causes growth and semen production.
>>98403547that's not a real futashe clearly has a cock and balls, futa have a cock and a pussy at the same timethat's basic hentai lore you ignorant redditor
>>98403679Tyranids already exist, they just need more wins and advertising.>>98404379But you see, the GSC are all deformed and poor.
>>98407158>But you see, the GSC are all deformed and poor.LiveLaugh[inarticulate screeching]
>>98403471I think it is deliberate choice to not have attractive women beyond the “above average” tier across majority of mainstream entertainment media.Basically genuinely gorgeous female faces seem verboten now. Warhammer 40k is no exception. The guesses as to why are probably all correct in a terrible way.
>>98407168>>98403471It's because you don't know how to do make up.Not your fault, of course. But it is something you can't model since, y'know, it's basically paint so it's wholly up to the painter to achieve.
>>98407228While you have a legitimate point, you have to admit that the model in the upper right of>>98403471is a dogshit female sculpt
>>98407264I do not. The model in the right pic here >>98406486is even worse but a good paint job fixes it up extremely well.That said, we don't have the Sister Maybelline version of your model so who knows.
>>98407279>I do not. The model in the right pic here >>98406486>is even worse but a good paint job fixes it up extremely well.>That said, we don't have the Sister Maybelline version of your model so who knows.There's a reason for that, anon...
>>98407282Yes, because no one has painted it in such a way yet. None that we know of, anyway.But as you'll note, the illustrated sisters on the left have make up while the model on the right does not.
>>98407306>Yes, because no one has painted it in such a way yet.Yeah, because the sculpt is so shitty that nobody bothers trying to make it pretty
>>98407354Anon, your model is not even close to as shit as the other model that got a glow up and we see that, oh, wow, these models can actually look good.It's a thing every illustrator that draws pretty women knows.
>>98407412I think it's a lot more likely that your opinion is wrong, and the people who know how to make a fairly ugly sculpt look pretty, avoided that particular sculpt for a reason.
Why does everything about 40k scream safety and corporate blandness despite it's apparent grimdark setting
>>98407422Is the right model here >>98403471 more ugly than the right model here >>98406486.
>>98407452Yes. And by a significant margin.
>>98407467Okay, anon, enjoy your waifu.
>>98407477The other one looks like Shrek's ugly cousin
>>98407168Masons and other control freaks heading the core institutions are gay and hate the uplifting of the human spirit that follows from the divine form of beauty, especially that of women.
>>98407142Futa just means two-form. Considering men can't normally get the secondary sexual characteristics of women via nature, the Western depiction of futa still aligns with the core. Likewise, not all hermaphrodites are futa, some are too manly for it.
>>98403471This >>98403481There is a spanish model kit company who has an erotic figure line. But those faces dont look erotic!
>>98403596>women like shit like the tyranidsYJK
>>98403467And their players.
>>98403560Women have this natural neuroticism that causes them to constantly adjust their beliefs and behavior to internalize "what I'm supposed to do". In an insular religious community, the average woman would be absolutely driven mad with divine fervor if the overall atmosphere became intense enough to cultivate it. They don't step back and question things, they measure everything by how well they and others conform. A sorority of matyring fanatics who relentlessly bully eachother probably makes it the most psychologically accurate all-female faction I have ever seen in media.
>>98407542as far as I'm concerned exhentai is the oxford dictionary of hentai tags, and in their system female:futanari$ is only for hentai where the woman has BOTH a penis and vagina while female:shemale$ is reserved for hentai where the woman has male genitals but NOT a vagina
good thread though
>>98403504>ShemaleBlech.Either futa or I'm out.
>>98403471It has nothing to do with the sculpt, and everything to do with the Eavy Metal painting technique, which edge highlights everything, including cheekbones for some ungodly reason, making every model regardless of gener look like the Bogdanoffs. They look perfectly feminine if you apply makeup techniques to the faces.
>>98403471Just give them all face plates.
>>98407142>you ignorant redditornever been to reddit, and I'm glad to be ignorant of your degenerate ways
