Dark Elf Maiden Part 2 EditionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.Previous Thread:>>98388275
>>98408893Remember to be nice.
>>98408897Remember to go on long pointless rants about niche elf related topics. Gets the thread flowing better than image dumps.
Remember: no mention of humans.
>>98408913But they pay taxes and when you give them land they'll act as a buffer between you and Morgoth willingly.
Elven male and Storm Dragon female
>>98408951Worked surprisingly well, none of the Edain complained that the siege had lasted 400 years.
Remember to post AI slop
I'd love to learn how to draw like that Adrianne elf artist, anyone know where he/she posts their art? Not just the elf art, but any subject matter. Any advice to git gud? /ic/ feels like a cesspool of crabs.
>>98408967Mine's not sfw, I'm sorry but it can't be posted here
thoughts on EMDF relationships?
>>98408953>Imrik: screw the phoenix king, I am going to become father of the dragon elves!
>>98408893Is Yvraine the only canonically blonde Eldar in 40k? There are plenty of blonde Elves in Fantasy but outside of Yvraine every single canon depiction of Eldar I can think of they either have bright red or jet black hair.
>>98408989Drow females should be raging lesbians who prove their dominance over other races by bedding all their women and cucking the worthless menfolk.
>>98409033we're now all dumber because we had to read this
>>98409036Hear hear
>>98409036Meanwhile the DoK are also raging lesbian manhaters and are responsible for 100% of all human/elf offspring in AoS.What fucking gets me isn't that the faction of naked domme elven hotties are behind this, it's that GW signed off of this when they are incredibly anal about 40k and ordered the space nun not be a romantic option.
>>98409091And then there's Yrliet who has a "romance" path that ends in "we're really good friends." And canonically, Sisters don't have any sort of oath of celibacy and regularly give birth to the next generation of Schola Progenum students.Still, a lot of the Argenta romance code is still in the game.Also, apparently Owlcat wanted to have the Space Wolf he a romance option for female Rogue Traders but GW put their foot down on that very early.
>>98409111Space Wolves are like the one loyalist chapter with cocks that still work and get laid.The minds of businessmen is truly inscrutable.
>>98409044Congratulations, a singular counterexample out of hundreds of Eldar characters with visual depictions. Perhaps "only" was the wrong choice of words, but it's very clear that, as far as canonical depictions of Eldar go, blonde is way less common a hair color for them than it is among Elves in Fantasy.The only other blonde Eldar I can think of would be some of the Eldar gods but 1. most of them don't have canon art endorsed as such by GW and 2. they exist[ed] in both Fantasy and 40k so I'm not sure they really count.
>>98409033Depends if you consider BL stuff "canon", but no. Bear in mind most Eldar are shown with helmets on, so it's not like we have tons and tons of examples for any hair color.
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>>98409111>Yrliet who has a "romance" path that ends in "we're really good friends."I mean Yrliet does see it as a romance, but in her mind it's the spiritual love that is the real deal and has no interest in getting physical (apart from holding your hand). She comes to the jelaousy confrontation scene if you have another romance partner ad demands exclusivity and she acts lovey dovey in her final romance scene and says that you walk a shared path together for the rest of your lives.But the problem is this felt rushed and that there should have been more and it seems one sided that she sets the boundaries and would a human consider this a proper romance. Also most of her convos are lore dumping and whinging about Crudarach. She talks about how you have a deep bond and explored each other's thoughts, but you only really talked about personal shit properly twice.Could have been done much better, I get what they were going for, but bad execution.
>>98409130Retard
>>98409130>>98409227
Drow!
>>98409148>Bear in mind most Eldar are shown with helmets on, so it's not like we have tons and tons of examples for any hair color.This is probably the source of my misconception. Either that or the fact that Total Warhammer really likes making nameless High and Wood Elf chaff blonde, which might have colored my perception of how common it is in WHFB. Either way, we need more unhelmeted Eldar, regardless of hair color, though that would require GW both remembering that the Eldar exist and giving enough of a fuck (although they did drop that Exodite stuff recently, so theres hope).>>98409244>>98409227Yes yes, I get it, I'm retarded. I do still maintain that High Elves are explicitly depicted as Blondes more often but I forgot that there actually are a fair number of blonde Eldar in 40k. In my defense I'm not a huge Harlequins guy so >>98409176 and >>98409227 weren't exactly top of mind for me.
>>98409244>>98409176Isn't this white/silver hair
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>>98409268Drow are great!
>>98409355They're about as blonde as Yvraine is. She's peroxide blonde at best.
>>98409111>>98409205Yrlitard's romance is the least of her problems. One of the most retarded and useless Eldar in 40k media. Embarasing faction rep.Hope they do a more competent Eldar companion for DLC 4.
>>98409413can't stop liking evil women
>>98409414This whole thing about Eldar hair color is kinda stupid anyway, since at least according to older lore the Eldar can just change their features on a whim using their post-scarcity Eldar Empire tech anyway. Presumably Eldar with "dyed" hair like Yvraine achieve that effect using said tech as well. Or maybe they just sneak into the final remaining Hot Topic held within the Imperial Palace to buy normal ass hair dye, who knows.
>>98409457In Path of the Outcast book the Ranger lady mentions doing weird body-mod shit like grafting animal-parts onto themselves (I think she mentioned having talons or feathers or something for a while). This is probably a fringe, counter-culture thing but the tech is definitely there.
>>98409413Don't do it bro, they're evil and you can't fix them.
>>98409420Eldar can't be competent because they are not Space Marines
Female Eldar x Genestealer/Tyranid breeding porn is miles beter than Human "male" x Eldar female self-insert blackedslopGiven the choice an Eldar woman would rather get gangbanged by nids than even touch a disgusting monkeyman
>>98409655You will never be an Eldar. You will never regain your lost izzat.
Imagine if people talked about literally anything else and not what not-elf thing the elves fuck or get fucked by.Would that be fan-fucking-/tg/-tastical?
>>98409655You will never be an elf male.
>>98409655Why are you like this?Are you this desperate for attention?
How many fucking elf schizos do we have these days? Is every fucking elf thread cursed to be infested with this nonsense?
I like elf knights
yet another comfy thread ruined by 40kucksunfortunate
>>98409737Nothing wrong with Eldar.Everything wrong with making it all about interracial sex. All the time. Only.You faggots need to talk about something else for once.If you can't talk about the pointy ears solely focused on the pointy ears, then there something wrong with you.
>>98409729I too like Link of Hyrule!>b-b-b-but-Link of Hyrule is a great elf!
>>98409758based Christian elf
>>98409729I like the idea of elves establishing the knightly tradition that other races copy.Played a high elf knight in WFRP, was fun.The GM didn't allow me to take elfen squires, which was fair enough
How many imperial noblewomen have slaughtered their own husbands to prevent them finding their Eldar male x human male smut collections?
But what is the point of larping as an elf and humiliation/cuckposting about humans?I genuinely can't see it.
>>98409655Unironically canonAn Eldar Craftworld let Genestealers fuck them until Yvrainne purged them
>>98409827Noldorfag is just autistic like that
>>98409737I wish there were more varieties of space elves to discuss, other than 40k and homebrew stuff.
>>98409754I never got the hang of how the fuck you are supposed to play the Eldar in Battlefleet Gothic. There is just so much shit you have to micromanage all the time to keep the holofields up by constantly moving. The Dark Eldar are even fucking worse on that regard.
>>98409655>Eldar woman would rather get gangbanged by nids than even touch a disgusting monkeymanI'd love to see the disgusted expression they would show when reading your drivel
>>98409827He think he's spiritually an elf
>>98409841Are you sure that this is even Noldorfag?
>>98409737For real, every vidya series thread on /vg/ got shat up as soon as Warhammer got involvedthe total war general never had waves of furry porn and rapeschizos until it hit
>>98409849https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Zaisuthracope monkeycuckEldar women canonically sooner fuck Tyranids than human "males"Every canon couple was Eldar bvll x human female
>>98409857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYbbx7EdVy8
>>98409857>rapeschizosWhat?
>>98409869Beastmen, Skaven, Slaanesh corruption, Fimir etc.Rapefics, porn spam, even blacked stand ins with a few schizos using Beastmen for this
The cuckspammer is "the /aco/ Noldorfag Jr." from /wsg/ who seethes about Eldar female x Human male porn there and cuckposts the same shit btw
What the fuck is wrong with Warhammer 40cucks?
>>98409033Their visual depictions are a little rarer for some reason, but they still exist. There's a golden haired exodite girl in the Path of the Dark Eldar trilogy.
How does he feel about Elf Female x Goblin Male?
In Eldar women's eyes: Tyranid chads >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> human """"""males"""""""
>>98409901imagine being a fan of anyone not human in the 40k settingGW's boner for the space marines does not allow for anyone non-space marine to get in the way of space marine time, so everything which comes out has to be, in some way, connected to space marinesand that's why I really liked the Masque of Vyle, not a single space marine mentionso in short, being an eldar fan in 40k means you're getting NTR'd by a billion-dollar companybut at least we're not Tau fans, those losers didn't even get a two-second sneak peek in the trailer, those fucking losers, point at them an laugh
>>98409927Noldorfag is the cuckposter you or someone else?
>>98409933All anon.
>>98408967
>>98409924Have you thought about not supporting 40k since is such a stinker for non-human content or is that option not on the table because chronic consumerism?
>>98409960The guy shouldn't have prompted a Dark Elf
>>98409767Very Cute!Who is she?
>>98409884>even blacked stand ins with a few schizos using Beastmen for thisnot much of a shock considering that the retards spamming it everywhere just treat it as diet bestiality
>>98410033>diet bestialityTbh I was surprised when I learned how they view it. I thought it was lefty ragebaiters that have a genuine fetish for black men or third worlders that have an axe to grind against whites that spam it, turns out it's mostly chuds with a degradation fetish spaming it since they see blacks as animals
>>98409767Canon btw>>98409758No need to be preemptivly defensive. anti-hylian fren seems to have given up or left after utterly BTFOing themself last time.
>>98410040>I thought it was lefty ragebaiters that have a genuine fetish for black men or third worlders that have an axe to grind against whites that spam itthere's plenty of those too: as far as I understand, a shitload of it is from south asians
>>98410070You are high/retarded and your arguments as to why the humans the games call human aren't human boil down to "nuh-uh" which isn't so much arguing with someone as it is watching a schizophrenic write a manifesto about energy drinks.So it really is just a waste of time.
>>98409960>World's okayest DMAlright, I snorted
>>98409900So, there are at least 3 elf/eldar schizos? >Noldorfag>Noldorfag jr>Eldar LorefagShould the dude that whines about GW hating straight white men for denying Eldar poontang to the fans (as apparently evidenced by Rogue Trader) be also counted as a fourth elf/eldar schizo?
>>98409960Huh. Just noticed my phone saved it small. Full size over in the slop thread >>98409648
>>98410162We're honestly lucky, we've only got the tiny amount of paranoid schizophrenics that haunt anything tangentially related to 40k.
I'm convinced he doesn't like beautiful elf women.
>>98410199I just don't want the threads to be nothing but softcore porn and waifufag image dumps.You can post your pointy eared bimbos on the porn boards for all I care.
>>98409036only lesbian action drow girls should get up to is making out and touching each other to have something to do while their master is railing one of them
>>98410196Noldor you have been summoned to oversee the arrival of the female Eldar DLC companion on /crpgg/
>>98410162>Should the dude that whines about GW hating straight white men for denying Eldar poontang to the fans (as apparently evidenced by Rogue Trader) be also counted as a fourth elf/eldar schizo?If he was constantly posting about GW hating White men, then maybe? The thing is that the cap is all we have of that guy I'm pretty sure. So, beyond people just posting the cap and using his arguments in it to shitpost. I don't think he's really a lunatic on the same level as the other 3. Just a bit cringe.I am genuinely starting to think that liking Eldar puts a schizophrenic curse on you at this point though. It has me worried that I'll catch whatever it is whenever I finally start building and painting an Eldar army after I finish my first (EC) army.
>>98410162none of them have eldar minis or play 40k btw, textbook examples of secondary cancer
>>98410213>I am genuinely starting to think that liking Eldar puts a schizophrenic curse on you at this point though. It has me worried that I'll catch whatever it is whenever I finally start building and painting an Eldar army after I finish my first (EC) army.Depends, does seeing eldar x human fill you with uncontrollable rage or the opposite uncontrollable lust?
>>98410229It feels me with the knowledge the cute warnun is currently single as a result.
>>98410213>>98410229just go dark eldar, embrace the darkness, it is less autistichow much seething is there about dark eldar? not a lot; complainers get turned into living chairs or soup
>>98410229>Depends, does seeing eldar x human fill you with uncontrollable rage or the opposite uncontrollable lust?Well, I'm a sucker for doomed romances that are pursued against all odds. So, I guess that puts me on the side of uncontrollable lust.
>>98410263There will be seething, the difference is that some players will begrugdingly respect you, since there is that perception that DEldar take at least some skill to play (somewhat right).
>>98410223I resent that insinuation. I'll have you know that I do collect eldar. Picture related is my avatar of Khaine. Been collecting them since I was a wee lad. I even have my old models and codexes around here somewhere as atm I am visiting my folks. I got into eldar around the 4th edition and they are what got me into 40k in general.>t. "Eldar lorefag"
Would elves be a rice culture, potato culture, bread culture, or maize culture?I put bread instead of wheat/rye/barley just to be inclusive.Are your elves any of these?
>>98410263I actually was heavily debating going Dark Eldar as my first army. Though it was between either them or Emp's Children and since I already wanted to do Craftworld Eldar as my second army, it just made sense to go with the Slaaneshi boys.Deciding to paint them white was a fucking mistake btw holyshit I knew it would be bad but man I was not expecting learning how to paint proper white to be so difficult.
>>98410229Depends. I dislike seeing pornslop where Eldar are mindless whores for muh human cock and just treated as dumb porn elves. Not only is it unloreful it's just degrading.I don't mind the wholesome pics, like that Tallarn and Banshee that get posted or even the LCB stuff. It is unloreful but it's innocent and cute. Just two people having a forbbiden romance, respecting & loving each other and Eldar are not being reduced to sluts.
>>98410314You can easily cheat with contrast paints or, as I saw back in the day, strangely enough basecoat brown and the go cream and then highlight with white.
>>98409655But this is infinitely more degrading than any human sex.This would be literal beastiality.The fags inserting as Eldar don't care about "defending the honor" of the species they are fine with seeing Eldar raped by literal bug monsters as long as it isn't human men. You're just a tranny hating a normal meme about the elf x human fantasy trope. Seething at something normal and trying to claim your deranged fetsihes are better than it.
>>98410314white primer, brown wash, off-white drybrush over all areas that should be white, highlight and details with pure white.Alternatively you could do a tan or gray basecoat (depending on if you want a warm or cold white) and paint white over that, basecoat, wash, highlights like normal.t. have painted austrian napoleonic infantry and teutonic knights
>>98410324Yeah, I figured out that just painting straight White onto mini's was not the way to go about it after absolutely butchering a squad of Infractors by doing so. Realized going mostly grey with only subtle applications of actual White was the way to do it. It was a good learning experience though.
>>98409655Noldorfag and his (s)elf-insert imitators are genuinely more fucking deranged than the James Cameron Avatar fanboys
>>98410361>James Cameron Avatar fanboysQrd? What did they do?
>>98410353Lol wish I had your post before I started my first painting session. Still useful though, Thanks anon.
>>98410361yes they are, but that's not saying much considering avatar fans are completely sane and logical
elfxmonster is hot though, sorry but it just is.
>>98409268Drow!
>>98410286That's either a tall ass Krieger or a womanlet Eldar
>>98410393He's standing on three dead guardsmen and one commissar Once last look before he gets killed off by firing squad for heretic thoughts
>>98409268Almost drow
>>98410363>full body tattoos to try and resemble a navi>trying to live in the woods with nothing but their navi cosplay to become one with nature and subsequently dying of exposure>rejection of technology except for their phones so they can endlessly argue about Avatar with people who never asked>suicide believing the nature spirit from the movies will hear their feelings across dimensions and they will reincarnate as a blue cat alien
>>98410425grok is this real?
>>98410425They've been doing that shit since the original came out in 2009.
>>98410376Drow(good)
>>98410470trvke
>>98410470I'm still mad Paizo dropped drow in favor of fucking lizardmen. It's right up there with DnD banning half races.
>>98410484>It's right up there with DnD banning half races.I never understood this, what's wrong with Half Elves?
>>98410501Something something bloat.Something something it's racist.
>>98410484They should have just made them scaly elves and called it a day.
>>98410520How is it racist when a human male and a elf female love each other very much? Sounds like the opposite to me.
Maybe is time to remove the Warhammer chick from the OP. If Warhammer subhumans can behave in civility they ought to be expelled.
>>98410534Add another anime elf and the thread will improve immensely
>>98410531Some weird American thing. Because they wrote blood quantums into their laws for such a long time to determine how many rights someone had they get pretty sensitive at the notion that mixed race people exist so it bleeds into their media.Yes I do mean the whole black, mulatto, quadroon, octoroon thing that only a sane country would have come up with.
>>98410501my personal theory is they got butthurt Baldur's Gate 3 was doing too well and overshadowing them so to show them who's boss they banned the most popular race in the game and the most popular companion's race: the half-elf
>>98410557> America is literally the only country in the world that has ever been racistretard
>>98410501You can still play a half-anything, you guys have to build the fluff around it yourself.
>>98410587Racist to the point of writing blood ratios into their law? Yeah pretty unique. Even the goddamn Spanish only really used "white, black, indigenous, and mixed".
>>98410601> laws regarding race have literally never existed anywhere outside Americaretard
An Eldar woman would rather get raped for eternity by Slaanesh than touch a worthless human male.If an Eldar woman could reverse the entire curse of Slaanesh by kissing the woman and save all Eldar souls she would refuse.And all the Eldar would understand.
>>98410501Just like with the race to species change it was likely done on the advice of consultants.
>>98410127damn you are seething huh?Anon I have not been calling you autistic as an insult. I really do think its true. Anyway its totally fine if you don't think Hylians are elves. Just understand that most normies do consider them elves. You shouldn't want to be some resident noldorfag tier anti-hylian schizo.
>>98410953No they don't because they play the games that call them human.
>>98410780lorefag is this true
>>98411101I don't think it's true given there's been human/Eldar romance already.Eldar men with human women, granted, but even Yritcel gets jealous of the human she doesn't want to fuck but she has this excuse of hating physical intimacy.
>>98411101Anon be real, if it meant ending Slaanesh and saving all their kin & themselves from eternal torment even the most racist Eldar would gladly take a bloody harem of humans, collectively, every last eldar, they wouldn't even bitch about it as the price paid is non existant compared to what they're getting.
>>98410780>the womanwhich woman? You have to be more specificaren't all banshees lesbians anyways? she might be able to get convinced
>>98410345>they are fine with seeing Eldar raped by literal bug monstersNah, all shit. I made the post complaining about you faggots cannot talk about anything but interracial sex right after that.
>>98409729I do too
>>98409729>>98411717Maille knights > plate knights. Yes, this is my opinion but ring maille is just cooler.
>>98410484Weren't pathfinder Drow kinda underdeveloped race without a proper pantheon?
>>98410501Coomer snowflakes. Because some retard wanted to feel more unique and 20 sub-races of elves and humans were not enough.
the humble dark space elf
>>98411101Of course not. The Eldar fear and loathe slaanesh above everything else in 40k.
>>98410609Most other countries just went with you're either white, black, or mixed-blood. Americans went super autistic about exact ratios of mixed parentage so someone who looked completely white but who's great-great-grandmother had been black had less rights than someone who was pure white but more than someone who's great-grandmother had been black.
>>98409268Dark Elf!
>>98412191
>>98410557>>98410587>A nation of mutts think that they are the final say on racism.Fucking Amerifat leftists, I swear.>>98410530Like Yuan-ti purebloods? Sounds hot.>>98411813They worshipped demons and such. They dumped drow to get away from any chance of Hasbro suing them.>>98412119Good thing they didn't have access to DNA testing back then. A lot of those purists would end up doctoring their family trees to hide all the bad blood.
>>98412119“Sir, he specifically said two niggers, well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.”
Can 40kfags stop turning thread into clone of /40kg/ with their whinning?
>>98412224>A lot of those purists would end up doctoring their family trees to hide all the bad blood.That happened recently. It may still be going.There was a whole business for insecure racists to get their DNA tested and it would hide any results that said Africa. Can't remember what it was called.But the insecure racist fucks couldn't handle their 23 And Me tests saying .2% chance they had a recent African ancestor.
>>98412224This elf is listed in the comic's important character roster but hasn't yet done much.
>>98412232Neat. Guess I need to look it up for some lulz.>>98412233Sadge.
>>98412209ahhh the drawing is before I came up with the ear shape differences
>>98412191what about'em?
https://files.catbox.moe/2tmor8.png
A humiliation fetish is still a fetish
Self-loathing Human posting to try to gain Elf Izzat.
>>98412191>>98412209Very cute art.
>>98412367I see, they went to the same surgeon for that browlift
>>98410557The Spanish colonies were way more autistic about categorizing people according to precise racial admixture than anglophone Americans ever were. Their vocabulary for it was much more extensive, with words like "zambo" for boutique racial combinations.
>>98412523It's funny to me that people who make these images I presume think that it's some sort of "own" on the original, but it really just makes them look like the most painfully asshurt retards imaginable.
>>98413258Saar! Elf would not mix with filthy human! They would rather sex the bug! Saar, do not redeem human relationship you bloody bastard!
>>98413229with the difference that mixed people were allowed into positions of power in spanish colonies while in america you got lynched if you entered the same pet shop
>>98413229Thing is, it wasn't as prevalent as you think it was. This image is a fucking joke as you can see by names like "what are.you saying" or "I don't understand you" and legally it wasn't as insane as "you look white but in the civil war your grandma's grandma was black so you're not white you can't enter this school,".
Where the fuck did this cuck fetish freak crawl from? This is the first fucking time I've seen him in these threads.
>>98413431froggy has come here at last, enjoy the cuck talk
>>98413431>cuck fetish?
>>98413283Nobody in Spanish colonial society was allowed into positions of power. Their entire population from top to bottom(even white people) was excluded in favor of appointees from Spain itself. It's one of the reasons Latin American nations became such basket cases after independence, they didn't have a talent pool with any experience running anything bigger than a farm or family business.
what do you think of these eldar lists /wet/? Obviously going for a close combat focus
>>98412523what part of this picture do you consider to be "wholesome"?or did you miss the title of this thread you utter fucking imbecile?guess expecting basic literacy is too much from warhammer trannies
>>98413555this is incorrect. many of the governors of the empire were born in latin america and that was the highest position. not to mention in the later years natives always held their rights given by the spanish crown. the problem was by the end of the empire the french style administration had shat up the entire government with centralization, which was a problem in spain and france and part of the reason why the french revolution happened. but it was not on a racial basis like in america. the retards who started the independence were more racists than the spaniards
>>98413891>the retards who started the independence were more racists than the spaniardsConsidering one side abolished slavery and the other wanted to keep it around you're full of shit.
>>98413910that's because the slaves was a tiny fraction of the population and the economy imbecile. it didn't affect them economically because most of them were already rich and unlike the american south they didn't depend on the slave plantations for profits
>>98414130If both sides of a war, one side wanted to keep elves enslaved and the other wanted them freed, even if neither liked elves that much, clearly the ones that wanted to keep them as chattel is the less racist side.
>>98414151"if the elves" we're not talking about a single race you fucking retard, they were still racist with the majority of the population. and yes, if someone "liberated' a tiny fraction of the elves and then proceeded to engage in genocidal campaigns and dictatorships that decimated the population of elves, they would still worse than the previous guy
>>98414198All I'm hearing is colonial apologia. As if the goddamn Spanish weren't responsible for killing way more elves by that point.
>>98414206why you wasted my time with your idiocy if you're just one of those faggots that think history is like a marvel movie with epic good side vs evil side? just start with that instead of pretending you have a point in evidence
>>98414226Yeah the genocidal empire that imposed a caste system is totes great and it sad it was overthrown.You're right I should be more nuanced to orc-culture in an elf thread.
>>98414282manchild
>>98413564What the fuck are you going to do about armor? It's cool if you went for a aspect theme, but armor will just walk over all of this.
>>98414552true, I changed it up a bit, still want that warlock though but it's tough to fit in 500pts if I also want a long-ranged anti-tank option:Codex - Eldar - Eldar - [502 pts]# ++ Eldar ++ [502 pts]## Squads [247 pts]Howling Banshee Squad [135 pts]: 5x Howling Banshee [27 pts] (Banshee Mask, Laspistol, Power Sword)Swooping Hawk Squad [112 pts]: 4x Swooping Hawk [28 pts] (Lasgun, Laspistol, Swooping Hawk Grenade Pack (Frag Grenade, Krak Grenade))Swooping Hawk Wings)## Characters [180 pts]Exarchs [84 pts]: Laspistol, Power Axe [7 pts], Banshee Mask [12 pts], Fighting Fury [5 pts], War Shout [5 pts], Melta Bomb [5 pts]Exarchs [96 pts]: Laspistol, Power Sword [6 pts], Battle Fortune [10 pts], Crushing Blow [5 pts], Melta Bomb [5 pts], Swooping Hawk Wings [20 pts] (Swooping Hawk Grenade Pack (Frag Grenade, Krak Grenade))## Support [75 pts]Eldar Vyper [75 pts]: Targeter, Heavy Plasma Gun [30 pts], Twin Linked Shuriken Catapults
Are Orsimer wholesome elves?
>>98414847>piss-skins
pictures aren't wholesome enoughmake them more wholesome or I riot
>>98415756have some wholesome sisterly love.
>>98415771they cute tho
>>98415785Yea
>>98415794
>>98415771They're VERY cute lesbians
>>98415756
>>98415756>freckled ElfI recall a previous thread in which there was a skub war about this.
elves are versatile and can fill many different roles in a party.
>>98415819he's going to have bipolar wood elf group sex.
>>98415819You can't be lesbian with your own split half.
drow should go into heat every other year and give birth to litters of cute drowlings
>>98416755>no chad zakProbably for the best.
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>>98417181I think that is supposed to be a loose fit blouse, but all I can see is tiny titty, massive boob.
>>98417169>>98417171>>98417172>>98417181I'm starting to think Swen have a thing for damaged Elf girls letting you know you can fix her
Is this wholesome enough for the thread?
>>98417394Very cute indeed.
>>98417394No. How am I supposed to wank to this?
>>98417394>tfw no craftworld slice of life anime that turns into tragedy at the end
>>98417394its too wholesome for this thread. This thread about AIsloppa office elves, hentai, noldorfag, his fans and butthurt belt around him
>>98417436who's going to happen to the craftworld? dark eldar? space marine chapter with flamethrowers? tyarnids? the universe is large and full of horror1-3 dark eldar4-6 the empire7-9 tyranids0 necronsdubs something the farseers fucked uptrips the craftworlds survives against all odds
what do office elves do on their days off?
>>98417877Iyanden anime it is!
>>98417906Days off? Planning for the next office meeting where they circle back to HR's recommendation of a ping pong table in the break room (corporate denied it).
>>98417906They do drugs
>>98417972looks like hurt/no comfort is back on the menu, boys
>>98417906Wonder where their life went wrong.
>>98416571My own split half seems like the perfect person be be a lesbian with
>>98418168In the wise words of the robot chicken staff: "it's not gay, it's masturbation".
>>98417394Adorable. I just wish that Morrowboomer faggot was sophisticated enough to touch on the more adorable side of Dunmer.
>>98418262If my dunmer waifu doesn't call me an n'wah while eating qwama eggs that's grounds for divorce.
>>98409227I suddenly get why he looks so tired in this picture>Please Stern, just five minutes, i can't feel my legs
>>98418262>on the more adorable side of DunmerYou will be hard pressed to find anything like that.Unless it's just more dumb waifufaggotry for self-inserting.
>>98418039elves are so devoted to their work>>98418061not much different from their workdays then, do they use uppers or downers?>>98418135don't we all?
>>98418325you finally posted something good noldorfag
>>98418459Thanks!
>>98418325>self-inserting.Why do you keep forcing the notion that everyone who pairs an elf with a human is self-inserting
>>98418518Because he inserts as an elf. So he thinks everyone else also does it.
>>98418768I will remind you again that we had, last thread, the slopfag stating that he doesn't want to be cucked by imaginary fictional elf men.
Screenshot taken for prosperity.Apparently, elf men fucking elf women is some sort of "cuckholding race mixing fetish", lmao.
>>98418830>>98418846Was this before or after the rants about how mh/fe are a proxy attack on Europe by pernicious forces?
>>98418846>>98418830amazing that you're this proud of your lack of reading comprehension. Just to remind the audience noldorfag saw a picture of a pregnant elf and immediately assumed it was a human father and then projected his cuck fetish on everyone else the rest of the thread
>>98418851Dunno, post a screenshot.The thread is right there.
>>98418514So what's the joke here? Is necron a place of punishment in tes lore?
>>98418862>your lack of reading comprehensionBig words from the kid who can't draw
>>98418920City of the Dead, center of ancestor worship.Maybe it's related to the costum of taking your ancestor's remains to Necrom. In the pic, you can see an ancestor shrine in the background. So the joke is that the kids screaming will make the remains will go back to the city.
>>98418862Huh I checked since I ignored it last thread...Damn Noldor's pathetic
>>98418400>do they use uppers or downers?>or>implyingSomeone hasn't quite understood, or at least not how they are after a few years.
>>98418884https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/98388275/#q98402565It was before, as it turns out.
>>98418862>ai slopperSorry, but your opinion is instantly discarded
>>98418983I don't think that post was Noldorfag. I think that post wasn't sincere and was /pol/ ragebait, sounds too forced.
>>98417394Yes
>>98418324Considering that he is only one normal male (the others is arco-flagellants and these dudes in penitent engine instead girls) in entire sob range, Stern is not alone and I undestand him
>>98418995People really have trouble differentiating between anons, despite being obsessed with some of them.That's not Noldorfag posting hours and not his style of typing.
>>98418983April hack revelad a lot of government assets and there are tons of evidence that JIDF has multiple studies/plans designed to ruin this place with or without /pol/.
>>98419002Stern is the girl (which isn't her full name and there are actually two Sterns in 40k, so try not to mix them up), the guy is called>looks at smudged writing on handKyganil, which sounds like a discontinued over-the-counter painkiller for pregnant womenwe should give him a cute Nickname like Marzipan and Larry have, maybe Kygi
>>98419034Kygil, like the kegel excersices stern does with him and leaves him so fucking tired and equally surprised she's not pregnant yet.
>>98419034Im ESL and in "him" I mean Kyganil...
>>98419042eldar and humans can't actually interbreedgood for Stern, I guess
>>98419002can't take missionaries, preachers and confessors anymore? Fraternis militia?
>>98419063Eldar and humans can't interbreed. However the end times heavily implies elves are just Eldar and speak the same language still somehow.In Warhammer half elves exist. They do so more in AoS.The only logical conclusion is that GW is a hack fraud company and the end times is worth less than the paper it was printed on.
>>98419090End Times should never be an argument for anything.
>>98419072Can take Ministorum Priest, but he's the only one under the Sisters' main army. They can take any number of dudes as allies under the Imperial Agents umbrella.
>>98419098I disagree, they're a great argument as to why you should never become invested in corporate media. GW already made female custodes, women space marines are inevitable despite sisters of battle already being the women in power armor faction.It's like saying "we need a new elf faction quick just take white lions the order that explicitly only men and make them an army that's 33% women for no reason".
>>98419112>quick just take white lions the order that explicitly only menDamn, 11/10 that you know this.
>>98419090>>98419098>end timesoh, the one in which this happened?
>>98418942TES lore is very cool. much better than WH40 but the autist around here don't seem to like actual lore and just "wank"
>>98419147You will never guess who made that post.
>>98419147TES lore dropped the ball after "Tiber Septim used magic to retcon Cyrodiil into generic English field".
>>98412523I can't open catbox, how do you guys do it?
>>98419112it's really weird how people become super invested in "canon" (literally shit someone just made up), get mad when it's not up to their standards and then keep it on a pedestal anyway as something sacred.You can do whatever the fuck you want at your table, you can come up with whatever stories you want as they're just as not-real as anything "The Company" releases
>>98419072Imperial agents mostly>>98419063Kyganil is so lucky that he can fill Stern up as much as he (or she) wants
>>98419224"The company" creates the franchise, the characters, the stories, that forms the basis for whatever you do on your table.If you get invested in a character and they then shit on the character, then that's something outside of your table. You can attempt to ignore any subsequent release, but that also means one less thing to look forward to.Doing your own stuff on your table is great and fun, but so is enjoying something that was made for you to enjoy.Ironic from the slopnigger, considering the slop was trained on actual artists creating something first.
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