>fill every face muscle with botox>enter poker tournament>become unreadablehas it ever been done?
Considering how much happens online nowadays where people can't see or hear their opponents at all I doubt the good players have any actual need to read your face you to do their thing.
What if your tell is scratching your nose or sighing. Body language can still betray you.
I really don't think Reading is something that actually matters in any regard. It's nothing but guesswork and luck.
Your eyes will still provide clues
>>98428720Straight jacket, blindfold, and muzzle with a subvocal microphone delivering instructions to a trained chimpanzee. as a hooded man relays the state of the game to you through whispers and furtive glances at the table.
>>98428251>turn into baby>make BABYFACE>enter poker tournamenthas it ever been done?
>>98428251>learn to count cards>enter poker tournament>become unbeatablehas it ever been done?
>>98429965Basic requirement.
>>98429965>throws you out of the casino for ""cheating""
>>98429979>game punishes you for being too good
>>98429828You'd need two people, one is relaying the game state to you, the other is the one relaying your cards to you.
what's it like being autistic? (not you OP, just autists in general.)like do you guys assume there's some whole telepathy going on? we quite literally exchange information that you simply do not pick up on. that's insane to me.
>>98430266I dunno, how is it for you?
>>98429965>counting cards>poker tournament
>>98428251The only way to have no tells is to not even look at your cards.
>>98430266You mean you do passive-aggressive bullshit instead of communicating properly.
>>>/asp/Even if it doesn't exist anymore poker isn't /tg/
>>98433752This place is an asylum anon, there's no point. When /trek/ missed /tv/ and ended up here it was one of the best threads on the board. The 40k threads that get moved from /v/ lack the ritual posting and asinine question posting. Other boards are better places to discuss traditional games. "/tg/ will be worse tomorrow" may as well be a banner.
>>98434038>picrelLMAO
>>98433401>gentlemen, before I raise I thought I'd let you know I've got a full house in hand. I wouldn't want to make the game unfair now, would I?
Live tells are just not very important. They do give some info and can be important at times. But everyone in tournaments who's serious/worried about it does the cover everything up thing.People don't like it, but poker's just a math game. It's not about reading people or fucking heart of the cardsing it or anything. When that pro looks like he's trying to soul read you he's actually just counting combinations in his head.
