Behold!The future of 40k
Dudes have to AI up the same five images
Why do wargamer chuds crash out so hard over DnD constantly policing other people’s tables but never outright doing anything themselves
I like the Tyranid on a Hawaiian vacation.>Splinter fleet devours a paradise world>Consumes the desire to relax, understands the biochemical value of rest>Sends biomorphs on vacations so they can collectively destress the hive mind
>>98434641Name for the hive fleet?
>>98434653Hive fleet Mo'o
>>98434497Slop Samuel you silly sausage, seek serious skills
>>98434514Because if they can convince everyone that all hobbies are ruined, they'll have an excuse for why they don't play games.
>>98436712I swear people who post this have to be troons.40k is literally a /tg/. Just because you dont like it doesnt mean its not /tg/
You joke, but I still say a Warhammer 50k where the galaxy has settled down a bit and instead of big, genocidal wars the conflicts are more diplomacy and espionage-focused could work.
>>98436856It's either a bot or a low-functioning autist, there's not much difference between the two.
>>98434641Their assults spearheaded by the unique chillaxafix variants, with their abominal ability to go real low, lower than the lowest stick, and mix a banger mai tai.
>>98436870Warhammer 50k the Cold War edition feat. terrifying relics of the past could actually work as a setting.The thing is. It's still primarily a 'muh status quo' war game so GW will never ever even as much as entertain the idea because they would need to actually push the plot forward and canonize some HEAVY stuff
>beholder unchanged>gay space wolf (aka normal)I see nothing wrong here
>>98434497>"Slop-puter.. draw the gayest shit so I can be mad at a picture!"You got a fucking psychosis
Lot of redditors ITT at the "it isn't happening, you're crazy" stage of subversion.Why don't you faggots just skip to the "it is happening and it's a good thing" bit? We know it's coming.
>>98434653Hive Fleet OhanaBecause Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind (ie we're gonna eat all of you)
>>98437523The most amusing part of the slop pic is how it NIDDERED all the orks. Even the one with the beer tankard has some spore chimneys on his armor
>>98437648Its more like>slop-puter draw me the gayest shit so that I can shit post and rustle some random anons Jimmies.And it worked. You got mad.
>>98437696Top kek
Behold!You continue to get upset about things that don't effect you, but have convinced yourself that they do. You are in a hell of your own creation.
>>98434497>Behold!>I generated some AI slop to make myself mad!Touch grass and get off the internet OP
>>98434497Not gay enough. I want the Orks to be pink, the brown dude to have a vanilla orchid flower in his missing hand, and the Necron to have buttplug nipples.
>>98436870But it won't sell entire armies of plastic soldiers, so it'll never happen. >>98438191This but unironically
>not replacing the beholder with a lord of change
I WUB YOO OPEE <333
The future is AI slopping up existing artwork into slightly different variations just to annoy the piss out of people.I guess.
>>98434497There are actual Warhammer Community images you could have used for this. Like the one where all the Warhammer races were sitting around a table feasting together. The slop just makes you look stupid
>>98434497What Facebook boomer shit is this? Look here grandpa, go back to your shit hole and stop stinking up ours with your soggy ass diapers.
Unironically modern day world of warcraft
>bonkwoko thread
>>98434497using AI takes away from the anti soul. I want my globohomo to be homo made.
>>98434497I appreciate the orkoid genestealer representation. They are a very underrepresented subfaction but they do exist.
>>98441260Kill yourself ND
>>98434497That space marine is molesting the gay brown man! Very problematic OP, you should be ashamed.
>>98434497As opposed to the past of 40k
>>98437704The funny part is that these could be Genestealers orcs, that's why they are fine with the Hawaiian Tyranid.
>>98434497They are all people, just weird
>>98441260this exist and is called Genestealer
>>98434497The slop isn't bad, but it could use refinement.
>>98434497>waah mommy my children's toy has gay people in it, make them go away
>>98449374You will never be a woman and faggots burn in hell.
>>98434653Hive Fleet Slackin'
>>98442216>Obvious tongue in cheek gagVs>Unironic wholesome chungus changes to the entire setting
>>98449708You guys are mindbroken. Imagine pretending a non-canon drawing made literally years ago changes the whole setting somehow.
>>98449719NTA, but.Your reading comprehension is pretty bad man.>>98434497To be honest, there are some people who have an ideological reason to gaslight grogs, and some who have a financial one; they say "What's the difference Grog? so what if we filed off all the sharp edges and made everything GAY, it's still the same!"These people are not grogs.They are foreigners, and so, they are outside the grog social contract.let them form their own clades and suffer each other's company.They will not leave us alone voluntarily, so we will have to rebuff them firmly.I keep my tabletop group as a closed circle, and there are times where I have to turn people away due to being basically just a bad culture fit.Like no, I am not going to change elements of my campaign because they make you feel "uncomfortable", the door is open, and you are not my hostage.
>>98434497I unirocially hope they gay the fuck out of 40k.I hope we get fem Marines and huge changes to the lore that make crusty anon seethe.
>>98434497>The chaos god of faggotry, nihilism and superficiality; the child of Slaanesh and TzeentchI see. Perhaps the worst of them all.
>>9845311140k is an interesting setting because of its metaphysics and allegories. The worship of war and institutions yields bad results even if you fight against the eternal foes of decent life.
>>98453125The metaphysics of the universe preclude anything you would truly consider a "Good result" in the context of your current life.The conceit of the setting is that "Not dead" is a feature of a very narrow category of results; by and large, the terrible sacrifices that the Imperium makes are justified in-setting by the very metaphysics, and when war and fealty are the only things keeping you alive, these become the central pillars of your worldview.Same way agricultural civilizations worship harvest gods; people venerate the forces that sustain them.This is not a universe where universal ethics, or consideration for the absolute other are rewarded.Maybe real life isn't either, but that's really beyond the remit of a discussion on banging plastic toys together.
>>98449708>Unironic wholesome chungus changes to the entire settingOP pic is AI slop based on some d&d fanart
>>98453141Yeah.We know.OP is predicting that 40k will end up as gay and hollow as D&D.He uses the image to illustrate this.What, did you expect him to spend two days drawing a shitpost?
You are hysterical. Imagine someone taking specific exception to christmas or winter deciding to make fun and gaslight about how every adventure you play is actually inside as snowglobe, everyone is a toy, and thus things are ruined because you dislike the art done for that occasion and you won't stop reposting it years later because clearly you have nothing else going on in life. This shit will never happen to 40k and the insecurity about it just makes you look weak, It will NEVER have those edges sanded off because unlike DND those edges are outright its brand identity, even to its detriment at times.
>people ask for gay shit>kick out people who didn't want gay shit>Now that even normies are sick and tired of gay shit pretend that they never wanted gay shit to begin with>But still occasionally push gay shit anyway but in a more "subtle" way and cry when people point it out in a bad wayI hate the left so much
It’s beautiful
>>98434497>man makes up fictional scenario to get angry about
>>98437705>I was merely pretending to be retarded
>>98453149>What, did you expect him to spend two days drawing a shitpost?Well, back in my day...
>>98454017That is so fucking awful Alexa send bomb more elementary schools please thank you
Why are people pretending that GW isn't sanitizing the setting and making it more mass appealing? It's objectively true
>>98434497>Necron stamping on the marine's foot to get him to stop being such a fagI knew my space skellingtons were the best
>>98434653Hive Fleet Margaritaville
>>98457387they know all libshit media is worthless and just looking at it speaks for itself and is indefensible so their arguments boil down to defensive dismissals >popular thing was always woke, chud. we aren't just claiming it to seem like our ideas are popular>dogshit new product? that's not wokeand so on
>>98459120>all libshit media is worthlessAnd yet conservicuck media is even MORE worthless...
>>98459120What's even more funny is if it's a legacy product that goes work they will admits its trash but won't explain the reasoning why it is trash. And if it's an original product they will make fun of it for making their movement look bad.>>98460499And yet Starship troopers and LotR is on the rise.
>>98460557>Starship troopersSo are you claiming Heinlein and thus Sexual Freedoms or Verhoeven deliberate fascist satire?
>>98460557Most people care about the starship troopers movie which satirizes the book and lotr is loved by women who love tall elf men and draw hobbit yaoiThe most successful fantasy media in recent years is baulders gate 3
>>98459120>all libshit media is worthlessNot even conservatives believe this
>>98461772Also the critical role cartoons filled with what /tg/ would call "freakshit"
