ZOGGIT: REPER-CUZZINS OF MUCKIN' ABOUTGitkrumpa waited. The loity gubbins above 'im blinked 'n sparked outta da air. Dere wuz humies in da rok. He didn’t see dem, but 'ad expected dem for...for...lotz of time. 'is warnins to Warboss Gobsmasha were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.Gitkrumpa was a dead 'ard git fer a buncha time. When 'e were a weedy yoof 'e watched da kill kroozers and 'e said t' da boss “'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO!”Boss said “SHUT IT! YOU WILL BE KILL BY BEAKIES!”Dere wuz a time when 'e believeded 'im. Den as 'e got biggered he stopped. But now in da zoggin big rok of da big boss Gobsmasha 'e knew dere wuz humies."Dis is Gobsmasha” da talky gubbinz crackered. “Quit muckin about and krump da humies!”So Gitkrumpa gotted 'is snazzgun and blew up da wall.“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the weedy humies“ONLY IN DUTY DOES DEATH END!” said 'da beakie 'n 'e fired the rokkit missiles. Gitkrumpa dakkaed at 'im and tried to krumped 'im good. But den da ceiling fell and dey wuz trapped 'n not able t'krump.“Waaagh! I must krump the puny gitz” he shoutedThe talky-fingy said “SOD OFF! YOU IZ DA PUNY GIT!”And den Gitkrumpa wuz a gretchin
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>>98435471>and then everyone Wauuughhhed!
>>98435471>Gretchin hands typed this
>>98435471Opz a git
Oi loike Gorkamorka, 'e krumps 'umiez an' doezn't afrayed of anyfing
A longbeard dwarf-thing engineer and runelord was teaching a class on Morgrim, a known dwarf-thing, at the College of Engineering in Nuln."Before the lesson, you must get on your knees and worship Morgrim and accept that he was the most dwar engineer the world has ever known, even greater than Clan Skryre!"At this moment, a brilliant, clever-cunning pro-Morskittar warlock-engineer disguised as a man-thing who had built 1500 ratling guns and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the Council of 13 stood up and held up a chunk of warpstone."How old-old is this warpstone, beard-thing?"The arrogant engineer smirked quite Moulderishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid thaggoraki""False-false! It’s been 5,000 years since the Horned Rat created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and Morgrim is real… then it should be a warplock jezzail now!"The dwarf-thing was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Book of Grudges. He stormed out of the room chewing his beard. The same beard "poor" dwarfs (who today live in such luxury that most own armor) grow when they jealously try to claw justly earned warpstone from the deserving Skaven Underempire.The skaven all applauded and all submitted to Clan Skryre that day and accepted Morskittar as their lord and savior. A Doomwheel named "Skryre Supremacy" crashed into the room and collapsed atop the Sign of the Horned Rat and filled the room with scalding warpsteam, killing the driver. The prayer of the Horned One was chanted several times, and the Horned Rat himself showed up and exploded everyone present into ludicrous gibs. The engineer lost his beard and took the slayer oath the next day. He died of the Red Pox and was tossed into the slave larders.That warlock-engineer's name? Ikit Claw.
>>98435471My favorite thing about variations on Doom Repercussions of Evil is what gets described as crackering.
>>98437682Absolute kino
