The terrible secret of the Sisters of Battle is that on average, their tits aren't actually that big. That's ornamental chest plate, hollow on the inside. Her real breasts are probably firmly bound under all those layers of armor, as to not interfere in combat.
>>98441938 (me)historical picrel
>>98441938that's only because if a sister of battle is found to have huge bazongas she's immediately transferred to one of the Orders Famulous
You're just not aware of the Morale Corps and the parade uniforms.
>>98441938That’s what the 6++ invulnerable save represents, the shot hitting their empty titplate.
>>98441938I love a bit of cheesecake just as much as the next guy, but just like it's namesake, it starts to taste gross if you gorge yourself on it.
>>98441938>Her real breasts are probably firmly bound under all those layers of armorIt make senseWhy would you want to have your boobies to get sliced first
>>98441940Mechanically different though, since the muscle armor doesn't aim a wedge at your sternum. >>98442018>effectWrong word Mr Troll
>>98441938>Her real breasts are probably firmly bound under all those layers of armor, as to not interfere in combat.Maybe I'm old fashion but this is fine. I'm taking that off when we fuck anyway.
>>98442503I really hate "nyah nyah I knows better than canon" art like that.
>>98443372"Canon" is literally Imperium propaganda. Who's to say what they actually look like?
>>98443435Really hope this was posted in jest and not genuine stupidity.How about the fucking models?Or the third party POV novels full of information the Imperium wouldn't know/wouldn't disseminate as propaganda?
>>98441938That's fine, flat is justice.
>>98442503>>98443372>>98443435>>98443458The "titplate" armor the sisters wear is absolutely by design, both as a glory to the holy human form, and to make it absolutely clear that a WOMAN is wearing the armor.
>>98441999I'm baffled by the need to make her biceps this big when she's a glorified voxcaster. It reeks of safe horny.
>>98444012you can bet 5 dolla dude whomst've commissioned that is some kind of sapphic lesbean into dommy mommy shit
>>98443458>How about the fucking models?"Heroic scale" implies minis don't represent canon 1:1It's a fun little headcanon/thought experiment anyway
>>98441938In fantasy games, nice big tits don't interfere with combat or gameplay.Too bad you chose a shitty grimdark game to play instead, retard.
>>98443122The sternum thing has been debunked with experimentation. The person who brought it up was speaking out of their ass. And would be easily mitigated by reinforcing that area if necessary.
>>98442503> it starts to taste gross if you gorge yourself on it.Only if you are not straight.
>>98441938I don't mind.I just want the part of Sororitas that's about torturing women to be greatly expanded and I want the torture to be made more explictly sexual.
>>98442503Wrong and gay>>98445842Based and straight
>>98441938CounterpointThey inject sisters with chems that make them bigger everywhere
>>98441938Wrong. Tits is where the Faith is stored for their miracles.Bigger boobs means bigger faith. It is basic math anon.
>>98444012canonically non-militant sisters are also capable soldiers and train just like the others, they're called "non-militant" not because they're incapable of killing but because they're not deployed as military units
>>98448208Sounds like nu41k-fare. Traditionally non-militants only have basic combat/fitness training
>>98453280the sisters are all from the schola and get diverted to the non militant branches due to the skill they have.Some are great at breeding and being breed like the Famolous, others have good tongue like the dialogus and others are very good at touching bodies like the hospitaller.Then more meme sisters are the ones good at cleaning or making clothing things.But everyone could clap the average imperial citizen if needed.Could they solo an entire enemy platoon? In combat no, in other situations maybe.
>>98453280All Sororitas have always been Schola graduates, no matter what order they enter they have the same basic training as Scions. That's not new lore, you're just retarded.
>>98453308>crawl through an excrement vent to infiltrate a hive-noble's innermost sanctum>get spotted and merc'd by their assigned Famuloustruly, can't have shit on a hive world
>>98454491That is why Genestealer Cult sends Aberrants in a box for delivery to the nobles. A couple of those brutes popping out of a box will pop almost any defense a noble would have.They do not expect retards with super retards strength wielding power hammers.
>>98448208Being given a cushy noncombat job must be the best possible result in the 40K universe.
>>98455016one of the cool things about the 40k 'verse is that it's so incomprehensibly vast, you can feasibly fit a lot of interesting things in it, even if the average planet of type X is going to look very familiar. Massive administratum complexes with ecosystems of creatures and forgotten individuals feeding on scrolls discarded into the depths, planets resembling various historical (or fictional) time periods who barely know anything about space beyond having to pay tithe from time to time, paradise worlds, and so on.A friend of mine is into Fantasy and prefers the more immidiate scale (where losing like a city matters a lot), but I just like the variety and potential of a truly vast setting. And in the end, even if it's just 0.0000001% of the Imperium's total production, every world and battle contributes.I have a homebrew planet I keep coming back to and fleshing out inbetween other projects, a small barren volcanic world that essentially operates a surface-covering hot spring medicae facility where middle-to-high level Imperial servants get sent to recuperate from physical, mental or spiritual wounds. It's quite cozy imagining it just existing out there in the setting, even if it being inside 40k means it can get buttfucked at the drop a dime
>>98441938No... NO!!!>>98447706>Wrong. Tits is where the Faith is stored for their miracles.>Bigger boobs means bigger faith. It is basic math anon.Yes, hence:>>98447487>They inject sisters with chems that make them bigger everywhere
>>98441938>assigned to the same battlefield as an order of Sororitas>luck out sometimes and get that ecclesiarchy pussy (you spent a few years as a priest's assistant back home and can keep up the conversation)>quickly realize there's an almost exact inverse relation between the size of the sister's chosen chest plate and her real proportions
>>98458591>tell your bud, the regiment's assigned Administratum clerk>she insists on graphing out the relation to find the point of balance>hilarious hijinks ensue as you try to bed as many different Sororitas as possible while trying to avoid the commissar catching wind of what you're doing
>>98442503 you're just mad about chuddy on 4chan employing his evil male gaze at fictional women
