confused editionlast thread: >>98476844Discuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.Thread question:what are things elves don't understand and that are alien to their mindsets?
>>98513244>what are things elves don't understandDamn, maybe this really does depend on the system.
>>98510920>>98511517>>98512265Given how there is some overlap in elves, fey, nymphs and demons in various systems of myths, I don't think it should be going too far if elves had ability to extract magical energy, mana or other sorts of power from lesser being's sperm. Witches bringing down the viriliest and strongest barbarian warriors and conjuring unheard of mythals and spells. Or a self-defense mechanism where a buch of human hunters or inquisitors or whichever manage to bring an elf down and beat her almost to deah but her body is too much for some of their interrogators or torturers, they attempt to have fun with them and are fucked to death while the elf stages a bloody reversal and escapes.Dunno how would you make it up tot he males though. Elven sperm being highly potent (meaning, high concentration of power) as a magical ingredient too? It would even fit into that "elves are complicated and potentially dangerous and not just pretty boys and girls" agenda Noldorfag claims to have (but only applies it to his homoerotic dunmer and male night elves fantasies).
Are there any Chinese-elves? I know there are lumineth from AOS, and I love them, but is there anything else that crosses that boundry?
>>98513414Ive seen a few. I think they are magic cards.
>waifufag baiting Noldorfag into spamming by... spammingGuess image limit soon for some reason.
>>98513431cute
>>98513338First depiction of a female dunmer that actually aroused me
Guys have another doodle of Penny. My character's half-drow assistant>>98513427Wow, this is some very old art
>>98513733Very nice.
Man people sure do love to spam in these threads.
You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are SO BEAUTIFUL, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. *SNIFF* Yes.
>>98514407That's what they're for.
>>98513414Ying!
>>98513244depends on the setting and how retarded you write themfaith in the emperor, I guess
>>98513357Post elf lore!
QUEEN of /wet/
Human women prefer elven men
A human 'man' could never please a human woman like an elven chad could.If humans and elves exist in the same setting, human men should all be incels.
Stumbled on this TW:WH3 mod some time ago, it simply adds single hero unit Norlaf the berserker that rides kislevite bear, nothing more than that, but honestly it hits all the cool points and cool factor for me. I guess elegant but brawly murder machine is what does it for me, akin to Lions of Chrace>>98513733Berry nice anon
>>98515670From mod description, idk I guess I really like both Kislev and Asur from WarhammerIn the dimly lit corner of a bustling Kislev tavern, two seasoned Boyars leaned closer, their voices a murmur amid the clatter of mugs and the hearty laughter of their kin.Boyar Mikhailovich: "The Norscans call him Norlaf, meaning 'Elf'. It's said he hails from Ulthuan. He saved a regiment from a horde of Norscans some years ago, asking nothing in return but an audience with Tsarina Katarin. The nature of their discussion remains a mystery, not that it concerns me. In the end, he and his regiment fought valiantly for Ursun’s cause. We've since called him brother; we've bled together, shared many a drink. I had almost forgotten he could be a spy for the Phoenix King. He even earned himself a Kislevite war bear."Boyar Ivanov: "So, what's the issue now?"Boyar Mikhailovich: "The issue is, he's planning to leave us."Boyar Ivanov: "But why? What has prompted this decision?"Boyar Mikhailovich: "He speaks of dark clouds on the horizon, of a threat so grave it shadows our land. He claims the undead will rise in numbers beyond what we've faced before. I say bollocks! Battling the undead is child's play here in Kislev; it's nothing to worry about."
>>98515676Love me some greataxes wielded with finesse and martial prowess instead of simple hacking n slashing
>>98515670Once playing the Geheimnisnacht mod for Crusader Kings 2, there was a Norscan chieftain that, for whatever reason, converted to the Asur faith. He wore the Asur helmet and all that, but was culturally still a Norscan.I send him money occasionally, because I liked whatever he was doing.>>98515686For me, it's the big two-handed leaf-shaped blades. Elegant, yet choppy.
>>98515003Never played that game, but her character design was iconic. Very memorable.I know there are chinese veils too, but the aesthetic makes me think middle eastern or indian more which imo makes it more interesting when applied to an otherwise chinese model of an elf.Badroulbadour kinoI think the colors are also perfect.
Axe night elves..ahh, what could have been
>>98515707Lmao from what I've heard, Paradox games&mods are perfect for making such crazy and memorable scenarios. Agree on the leaf swords
>>98511517I remember some south american natives had legends that did the reverse, lowering the importance of the mother to just the womb provider, while the children are really only created from male's cum exclusively, making it super important etc.(unless it's just some bad-mouthing distorted version of their legends, recorded incorrectly, that could happen)The "bad-mouthing distorted" bit here is that it is a "South American" myth. It was 'scientific concesus' during the dark and middle ages in Europe, and indeed the world (but I don't know the documentation for that), along with some other gems like 'leeches' 'blood-letting' and 'blowing smoke up your ass'.
>>98516236>yay traditional cultures, so pure and stronk
>>98515719hi-rez occasionally put out bangers like Ying. Of course the lore of paladins is paper-thin and vague at best so as far as I know they never explained or justified the combo. I suppose it's just a bunch of oriental stuff because she's a mystic that uses illusion magic.
elves are greatly valued at any work place
>>98516236>and 'blowing smoke up your ass'.Nicotine is readily absorbed in the rectum, and the resulting increase in blood pressure can help revive someone knocked out by low blood pressure. So it isn't exactly a universal panacea, but it does have a real medical effect that can at times be useful if you lack modern means of achieving the same.
>>98518217>upper rightthat's a bizarre snot
Wood elfs with antlers is very cool, also, didn't neravar have golden skin? He died before Azuras curse didn't he? He would have grey skin when reborn, if he is reborn as a Dunmer that is or have i gotten it wrong?
>>98518467The Nereravine (your character) is not literally Nerevar reborn, not literally reincarnated. You are mantling him, walking his path and playing his role. But you can be reborn as any race, any sex, from any upbringing.And yes, sweet Nerevar was a chimer and therefore had banana skin.
>>98518195Hmhm. And is that why the practice has become synonymous with bullshitting and wasting peoples time?
>>98518570eh, i thought i was the reincarnated neravar, but i do remember you can say you don't know if you are or not when Dagoth asks you>banana skinnew slur to use against altmer
>>98518570>My personal answer to the open question is canon.lol
>>98519105hey there fellow slime and casino molestment graduate, have you tried a maid part-time job yet?
>>98513338Artist?
>>98518177Very true, they're a great asset to any company
Favorite elf character? For me it's Arwen.
>>98522133Why would that be anyone's favorite elf character? She does fuck all. Are you a woman?If you allow me to a contrarian one and name some side-character: Yeasir from the Sundering trilogy.
>>98520599Those are some pathetically small assets
>>98522133Arya from Eragon
>>98522133Fenris
>>98522263Grim
>>98522231elves are perfectly slim-stacked
why are these threads always 99% dunmner images from pinterest?
>>98522571because that's what noldorfag spams
Have a Mannimarco.
>>98522133Lucie
>>98522537Meh
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>>98522468I read it at an impressionable age ok
Considering the possibility of Warcraft getting a tabletop game has drastically gone up the past few months, how would you all consider the Night and Blood Elves be handled? Fully separate factions in themselves, or add-ins for large Alliance/Horde factions?
