>"Life, Dreams, Hope, where do they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy!"How does your party respond without sounding upset?
>Very interesting>Seneschal, kill this man with the orbital cannon for talking to me
>>98513670>You could have just committed suicide and saved all of us the bother.
>>98513670My character is not afraid of appearing upset.
>>98513670Fuck you, I am upset.
>>98513670>How does your party respond without sounding upset?Nearly two decades of social isolation, missed milestones, ineffective therapy in various forms and failed attempts to solve the problem myself has left me suicidally depressed to the point where I sleep less than 6 hours a day and it's bleeding into other areas of my life that were previously going well like my job. It's all going to get worse and it's unavoidable, like watching a train crash into an oncoming train and knowing that pulling the break does nothing. Yet I keep pulling the break and I keep crying when nothing changes.
>>98513822Anon. Go get some rest and then get up and go to work clean headed on Monday.I and everyone else on this hellsite are rooting for you. You can do this, even if you don't think you can.We believe in you.
Congratulations you have given us murderhobos an excuse. Prepare to violently die.
>>98513670I will still beat your ass, even if I cry while I do it.
>>98513670>How does your party respond without sounding upset?Phantom Rush. Phantom Rush. Suplex. Tiger Break
>>98513808>Lopunny has entered the chat
>attributing this to lesser clowns.
>>98513670"Oh hey, you sound like that weird guy who adventured with us for about a month then disappeared suddenly!">turn to GM"Did you base a villain on the guy we collectively agreed to boot from the game for being a chuuni edgelord aged 30? If so, based, let's get back into character and do this."
>>98513670>"My balls hurt.">"They itch"
>>98513670"not if we destroy you first"
Flesh to Stone. Issue resolved.
>>98513670An NPC with dialogue from an LLM. A match made in heaven.
>>98513670"Eh... I kinda wanna die."
>>98513670Do we look like the kind of people who are going to stop you?Hell, Mike over there is trying to turn all women into wolf-hybrids while spouting how everyone needs "FAT DOG WIVES".Biggs ate a midget to win a bet once.The most sane person in this group is me and I'm a flat earther that thinks anyone who believes otherwise is a xeno plant that must be killed when revealed.Good luck with your bullshit, Clown.
>>98513670why would the DM insist on giving such a melodramatic speech ripped straight out of a SNES game when 99% of all players would find it cringe?at best they would respond with snark at such obvious attempts at drama and get straight to the dice rolling, followed by default dancing over the corpse of the boss when they are done to deliberately deflate any drama or gravitas the DM though they had
I'm the joker baby
>"I'm da Jokah, baby!"How does your party respond without sounding upset?
>>98513808Gordon you have to go back to /co/.>>98513937Chris-Chan you have to go back to the cwcki
>>98513670You think quoting Kefka makes you sound smart?
>>98513670>"no, you wont">i cast fireball
>>98513670My party just kills this guy.Without Batman's extreme 'NO KILL' code around to play against/save him, this guy just dies.
>>98513670I call GM a nigger and go home.
>>98513670Gem box + economizer: X-magic -> ultima, quick -> ultima, ultima -> ultima, ultima
>>98514934Based roll-player
>>98513670Charge, activate rage, attack, roll standard damage and then roll Zealot barbarian radiant damage, extra attack, repeat step before extra attackAlready should take a good chunk of his health out as Zealot barbarians do hit hard
>>98513670>"We walk into hell for a heavenly cause."
>>98515260>activate rageAs a reaction he says "lol u mad" and you die of cringe and shame. Thankfully reviving zealots is rather easy.
>>98513670We ignore him and think he is just a crazy loony. Then he turns out he is the BBEG.The players out of character make we live in a society jokes.>>98513822I felt that it is very much me.
>>98513670
>>98513670pic relatedThen they attack.
>>98513670>How does your party respond without sounding upset?"....how?"
>>98522466>inb4 picrel>it's a suicide by hero
Because I had heard of such plans, such visionsAnd I knew they did not see far enoughThat what was demanded in a way of a planNeeded to go beyond tongue and teeth and hunger and fleshBeyond the bones and the very dust of bones and the wind that would come to blow the dust awayAnd so I began to envision a darkness that was long before the dark of nightAnd a strangely shining lightThat owed nothing to the light of dayThat day may seem like other daysOnce more, we feel the tiny-legged trepidationsOnce more, we are mangled by a great grinding fearBut that day will have no others afterNo more worlds like this will followBecause I have a planA very special planNo more worlds like thisNo more days like that
It's simple, we, uh, rape the joker
>>98525138>Joker walks up to the security guard to stop him>He slams the Joker's butt on the table so the penis vanishes>Ta-da!Grappling rules alive and well.
>>98513670"Who are you quoting?"OOC: Quoting Kefka, one of the most well known Final Fantasy villains, is cringe at best.Not bagging on it, I love the games, but know that.
