If you didn't say "not my table, not my problem", maybe D&D wouldn't have gotten so bad.
>>98523308Not my table, not my problem.
>>98523308I'm playing a better game, for free, with my friends, and I'm never going back. D&D could literally give you cancer and as long as you don't die where I have to look at you I won't care.
>>98523308If you haven’t been paying attention, literally everything in Western society has become analogous to that gay picture. Angry consumers would have changed nothing. Name a single industry in, say, America that tried to go faggy and was stopped.
>>98523308And yet it remains true: not my table, not my problem.
I just wish the woke crowd would make their own stuff instead of bringing everything cool down to their level
>>98523308explain how it is my table or my problem
>>98523308What's the issue?
>>98523546OP Is too faggy to understand the truest of all forms of love, the bond between manly men who braid each other's beard and share snacks in the forge.
>>98523308>eating at the workplace, during workthrow these posers out.
You know, even for grognard standards, the image is... almost right? A mean, a tiny bit too polished for sure, but what's the big issue here?That the dwarves are depicted as happy and enjoying their work? That the guy at the left likes sweets, as Biifur and Bofur did?
That cat is going to get killed in that forge and cause a disfiguring accident.
>>98523620>what's the big issue here?OP big mad because gay picture
>>98523308>WotC>current year
>>98523308people call this guy because they can't appreciate bros getting special tattoos to symbolize everlasting platonic love between men
>>98523630To be fair, I don't think dwarves usually are depicted as very OSHA-compliants.
>>98523654Yeah, but this doesn't even seem particulary gay. Indeed, having females it's less gay than like 99% of dwarves's depictions.Unless sweets and cats are gay.
>>98523659>Do you have any idea how much mithril we'd need to put up handrails?
>>98523670Apologies: OP is big mad because "gay" picture and he's a massive closet queer.
>>98523670look at the tattoos
>>98523656WE WUZ HIGH KANG AND SHEET
>>98523707Having tattoos is gay now?
>>98523343fpbp
>>98523308Anon imagine if someone told you that football was ruined because some people you'll never meet can't throw the ball correctly, and somehow that affects how everyone else everywhere else plays. Wouldn't the be the most retarded thing anyone ever said?But that's not what this is about. You're just doing the tired old "please pay attention to my culture war!" posting. Asian dwarves in a bit of shitty art doesn't effect the borg hack homebrew I'm running OP. It doesn't effects your game because you don't have one.
>>98523743always has been
>>98523959if some people can't throw the ball correctly, complain that they shouldn't have ball throwing in the game, and then major leagues actually fucking listen to them and remove ball throwing then yes it'd fucking ruin the game for everyone else
>>98523743Puritan zoomoids are obsessed with piercings and tattoos as something that "ruins" the body (they love them on their anime characters though)
>>98523993that's true. that's not what happened though so it's an irrelevant thing to say. All the happened is that anon saw some people throw ball incorrectly. He then saw sloppy corporate marketing attempting to appeal to a broader audiences in abstract ways that affect no one's ability to play the game and have no impact on the professional sport. Anon then started foaming at the mouth and insisting the people who can't throw ball are not only responsible for the corporate pandering (instead of the obvious reverse), but that it affects his ability to throw ball, and at all impacts the professional version of ball throw he watches on TV. This is because Anon is retarded. Ball throw is not ruined for anyone. Anon doesn't even throw ball. He is a fake fan.
>>98524002more likely phony tradcaths in this context.
>>98523993It's a skewed analogy, because what is supposedly at stake is not "professional shows" but what you play with your group.Basically that another anon would've said that if you play football with your friends why do you care if big leagues start having their players playing in thongs? You will play what you like how you like.
>>98523308Not my multi-million dollar company, not my call.Not how I want to run my table, not actually a problem.Not the only RPG in existence, not what I have to play.and so on.
>>98523502I guess maybe start killing bankers, cos, and politicians
>>98523743Always was Squirt
>>98523959Allowing evil to influence the zeitgeist allows manipulation of the real world, and is indirectly responsible for shifty Talmudic laws and culture today.Broken windows make for broken homes
>>98523343FPBP>>98523308Not my table, not my problem. If you're enough of a lazy faggot to run officially printed settings that's 100% a you issue.
This is literally as laughable as the concept of trying to gatekeep traditional gaming or a hobby in general and if you think otherwise you are truly delusional, on top of being the same kind of busybody that always intends to enforce conformity.
>>98523959
>>98523308dnd was always bad
>>98524098>>98524116you're trying but your culture war was a dumb trend that lost momentum like 4 years ago.
>>98524204I don't have to shit. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt30007864/
>>98523308what is this creature
>>98523308>Banak Bumbraids the baker>Urist Rimjob the tonger>Darkeisha Blackslag the forger>Lingling Longhammer the hammerer>Kwod Rune the runecarver>Loli Smugstone the smartest dwarf in the universe>Helga Haychar the behaviour monitor>Arrag Horndrinker the reluctant king
>>98523743They each have the other's beard tattooed on his arm because they're lovers
>>98523308It still would have "gotten so bad" because D&D's rot is a consequence of a deeper problem rooted in all media and media discourse.
>>98524372The ancestors look down in disgust.
>>98524304A gnome
>>98523308>police retards FOR me!no
>>98524204Lol what a rube
>>98523743Statistically speaking, yeshttps://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/08/15/32-of-americans-have-a-tattoo-including-22-who-have-more-than-one/#:~:text=Sexual%20orientation,-:%20Around%20half%20ofI have nothing against functional tattoos that exist for an in-setting reason that wasn't just "give me an excuse to make the art uglier and also more feelsy rather than adventurous", succubi should have womb tattoos and tattooed nanotech is practically mandatory to have both parts of cyber-punk.
>>98523308Maybe if you played good games, D&D would have died for real by now.
>>98523308D&D was always bad, and I never had any power to influence it.
>>98523502professional murder
