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>>98536101This CYOA is so laughably bad that it's impressive
>>98536123Every anime franchise cyoa is worse.
https://imgchest.com/p/6eyraqxrl4pWar of Fakers>be Master/Servant>pick your pair from preexisting options (p. 13-24)>no limit on the number of participants>no Custodian's Mark, Transferred Insignia, Stolen Regalia>no High/Lethal Servant Upkeep>no Servant Extras for yourself>no Angra Mainyu>reminder to choose your starting location (p. 4) and time of summoning (slot order, p. 20)>Additions:Broken Ritual, Odd Lineup, World War, Gibbous Moon>Time Period:Present Day (2010)>Grail Mechanics:Deadline: UnlimitedWar Cycle: One OffCycle End Condition: VictoryLesser Grail: Pot of FraudGreater Grail: Cavern (in Antarctica)Homefield Rules: Free EntryAssassin Rules: Any Assassin>Points (regardless of Additions but changeable by other options):Self: 500Partner: 900Turtle (Servant) & Artoria Pendragon (Master) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98504131/#98513552Necromancer (Master) & Pale Rider (Servant) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98524174/#98526838Isaac (Master) & Richard the Lionheart (Servant) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98514688/#98515468Ruler of Fate (Servant) & Ozymandias (Master) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98514688/#98522968Tourist (Master) & Hans Christian Andersen (Servant) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98524174/#98530072
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>>98536123What about it is bad?
https://imgchest.com/p/ljyq8pmdy25Lori T'Nara https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98397662/#98398332Force Navigator https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98440304/#98442102Surviving Padawan https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98397662/#98398639Mando Knight https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98397662/#98400830Mar Darik https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98408197/#98411551Ghost in the Droid https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98419432/#98420728Clever Guardian https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98440304/#98441601Solari https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98463295/#98466179Ph'rt'hly https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98419432/#98421577Master Byraan https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98427790/#98432584Lunath Vocasta https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98427790/#98433237Lala the Hutt https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98427790/#98434902Kyber Bomber https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98440304/#98440895Teronas https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98440304/#98441911Imperial Bastard https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98440304/#98443385Gigachad https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98471380/#98474788Young Jedi Padawan https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98488207/#98491595Soldier of The Force https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98494697/#98498345Cree'v'aak https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98494697/#98501212Mu-Gami Rhinda https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/98514688/#98516345
>>98536123Put your trip back on, Tok
>>98536143Why does Tok hate that cyoa? It has immortality.
>>98536134It insists upon itself
>>98536150He's bitched about it repeatedly.
>>98536134Have you tried reading it?>>98536143Not Tok, schizo
>>98536156Unfortunately this phrase has been reduced to total slop.>>98536159Yeah, I enjoyed it.
>>98536168Unfortunately you’re gay and retarded
>>98536168Then 1 person enjoyed it, I guess. But never ever have I seen any builds for it.
>>98536135How viable is making all living beings (or at least as many as possible) force sensitives?
Why is this general so obsessed with that woden guy
>>98536190I saw discussion about this before, and it all kinda boiled down to a quantity vs quality situation.If there's millions of force users hogging all the force energy, then the strongest of them wouldn't be very impressive. The common prequel Jedi would seem like living legends in comparison.
>>98536348Since when was there a limited amount of Force to go around?
>>98536190What if you gave everyone a machine gun
>>98536130>Self: 500>Partner: 900How does it work for Pseudo-Servants? 425 Master points and 825 Servant points? Or 425 Master points and 425 Servant points?
>>98536130Berserker GamingSERVANT BUILDSLOT #3 (-25)>Location:Washington, D.C.>Appearance:MaleOldBlandAttractiveTallStrongElegantUnassuming>Class:Berserker "What is a man if not his strength?">Equipment:- Uniform- Staff/Bare Hands "A great cane for a gentleman's grasp."- Formal Wear>Alignment:- Neutral Evil>Parameters:- Strength: A (-75)- Endurance: D- Agility: A (-100)"Wounds may only mar the proletariat."- Magical Energy: E (+10) <-- Parlor tricks!- Luck: B (-85)>Master Upkeep:Medium>Noble Phantasm:Heart of Gold (-130)Ranking: ANature: Anti-UnitResult: PassiveGains strength and endurance based on his current socioeconomic status within a given area.The inherent 'value' of his belongings is dictated by the laws of supply and demand: is cash the big thing? Then plenty of cash he must pursue. Has society gone under? Then, food and shelter he shall seek to rule.>Skills:- Mad Enhancement: C+++ (+75 +100) It's all vanity. Nothing in this life, or the next, except the accumulation of excess to drive him further from considering what he's done. Throw a coin or two, and it will distract him plenty, in exchange for giving away the fact you have belongings of his interest to begin with.- Golden Rule: A (-50) "Gain the means before you can take them."- Innocent Monster: C++ (+60 +50) Well, he's King Midas.- Imperial Privilege: B- (-62.5):-- Disengage-- Eye for Art-- Magic Resistance-- Knight Tactics-- Martial Arts- Revelation: A- (-50)- Charisma: A (-65)- Mystic Eyes: B (-70)- Inherent Wisdom: A (-150)>Wish- Change the Past>Master: Mundane Outsider (+100 SP)- Vassal (-40 MP)- Rich (-40 MP)- Unorthodox (-20 MP)- Scheming (-75 MP)- Shrewd (-60 MP)- Vigorous (-60 MP)- Contradictory (-100 MP)- Overflowing (-150 MP) (Never formally trained or aware of the Clock Tower)Background: New WorldThe strategy here will be to snowball by entrenching myself deep into the global economy and berserk with Mystic Eyes.
>>98536355There's no official thing about it, but it would help explain why there's so few force users in a galaxy of countless trillions. Imagine a million people actively drawing on the force at once. If the force is a living being for example, then it would put strain on that being...
>>98536382I hope I didn't do the counting wrong, I'm sleepy asf.
>>98536364It doesn't. The first rule is be Master or Servant. The reason is that Pseudo-Servant is mechanically stupid: on the Master side, you put all points into command spells and NPs, and on the Servant side, you don't take any NPs to get 200 points. This is basically stacking two cyoa-made Servants on top of each other; such a build is so op that all non-Pseudo-Servant builds might as well just quit.
>>98536364Why would you want to be like this fag anyways? Look how stupid he looks.
>>98536382>Endurance: DDude, that's crazy.Btw, the Master has one too many trait.
>>98536445Oh, lol. Pretend he doesn't have 'Vassal', then, so he can deal with me better whenever control is lost.>EnduranceEerm, just don't get hit? Besides, Mad Enhancement is helping out here.
Remember when we had lots of good authors that made lots of good OC?Pepperidge Farm Remembers.
>>98536445Oh, not literally "one-too-many". God, man, give me a sec.>>98536382>Master: Mundane Outsider (+100 SP)- Rich (-40 MP)- Scheming (-75 MP)- Vigorous (-60 MP)- Contradictory (-100 MP)- Overflowing (-150 MP) (Never formally trained or aware of the Clock Tower)Background: New World
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>>98536461I will usher in OC Source : trust me broJust wait for my drop...
>>98536585I'm a poor fat NEET shut-in and I love these kinds of CYOAs!I get paid a fortune for doing what I do now AND I get a lifestyle upgrade.
>>98536523Saw this as one of my first cyoas when I came here What type of world do all of you make usually?
>>98536599High Fantasy.The last one I made was a Sci-fi world like Mass Effect.
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>>98536259Same reason they're obsessed with tok, it's the same guy shamelessly pretending to be someone else
>>98536461We do have more authors than we used to... but they all suck assCowards who want to "build up their repertoire" before making a giga nigga
>>98536630Wasn't Radiant a giga nigga cyoa by a first time anonymous author?
>>98536641Gil.... ;_;
>>98536645Stop it. Get some help.
>>98536654Woooowwwwannn ;_______________;
>>98536617I do an arabian/asian one with lacivious most of the time
>>98536659European + Arabian is better.White people waging war in the middle east is an age old past time.
>>98536101Major Aspect of MindMinor Aspect of Majesty>>98536120Free CitiesCelestial NavigatorWanderlustFirst Mate "Teeth"Hidden Cove(Isabel looks nice but I already took a navigator skill, there'll be other wenches)Calificador Véron(Just stay out of the civilized areas, easy)Compass and Spyglass Set>>98536122Path of EnlightenmentConjunctionI'll be a sinbad type, sailing to forgotten shores to plunder ancient magic.I like this cyoa. It really justifies its length with each region being its own cyoa. Only criticism is that the path to victory should be at the start, so you know what you're building towards.
>>98536687I don't wanna do that in my dreams though.I just wanna travel through exotic locations and meddle in people's affairs, have sex with women of every shape and size and have fun by myself and a small party
>>98536190Rakatan empire was like that until they were cut off from the force. Their technology used the force. The dark side. The issue isn't the power level, it's the lack of force sensitivity in the trillions of galactic population. You'd have to have some dominant new breed that multiplies exponentially and replaces.. Humans.
>>98530076>wonder what a sci-fi version of (ScottishAnon's Guardians) would look like...Brain-in-a-jar aliens offering to uplift (you) via legacy tech they keep around for historic purposes. See, they're kind of in a war with another species, but being hugely enlightened pacifists, they can't actually fight themselves. But a "primitive" like (you)? Can they interest (you) in a cyborg conversion? How about mutant animal powers? Or a brainjack directed network of drones? Just fight their war for a standard galactic term of service, and you can keep the tech.(They were probably gonna recycle it next year anyway.)
Anybody here have any novel magic system ideas that you're too lazy to make a whole cyoa around?
>>98536585This one is relatively easier compared to most of the basement cyoas>KitchenNo brainer, can make everything I want>Frat girlHot girl to bang>Air conditionerNeeded a lot>Garden with weedSomething complex to focus on, plus weed!>Skylight>Medical careNo brainers>InternetI just reach out to my folks and ask them to get me some streaming services so I don't pirate anything.10 points left over, gym and the libraryOne point left over, idk what to do with 10 million in the bank after 10 years of weed, working out and drinking cooking wine. Marry the frat chick, become a weed farmer and retire.
>>98536807magic but it's about tricking eldritch beings into doing things through reflex. like just that kind of fucked up "this is a crime against nature and all that is holy" kind of magic you know the kind that a mad scientist would create that will eventually backfire and get us all killed
>>98536630>Put a lot of effort into a multipage cyoa that's gonna get ignored Yeah no thanks
>>98536355The other anon's not getting it. The Force is infinite, with an organic connection to the living. The force seems to have a will but not necessarily a mind. The force is also where the people (and animals, plants etc.) have their afterlife.. Without proper mastery you simply become one with the force and lose your identity.. Reincarnation would fit the theme here but there is no material around that to go with. Force surrounds all life, it only becomes weaker as the galaxy mechanizes or abuses itself.
>>98536585Wait a minute...I recognize that bald asian in the pic for RPG Session.Back when I used to watch Achievement Hunter videos in the mid-2010s.
>>98536833I plan on putting a lot of effort into my multipage cyoa. Already put in many hours because I ended up doing background art.
>>98536807I was thinking of a Naruto cyoa but with more focus on jutsu creation but I am highly unlikely to commit to it.
>>98536807>idea AMagic that consumes huge amounts of matter, replacing them with vacuum. Eg soil and rock and air and water and so forth. And in the end the world is running out of matter of any kind. This seems cooler to me than the Dark Sun style magical climate crisis. The worlds nearing their ends in the planeswalker cyoa by Lone Observer had that feel, although there it wasn't by intentional casting of magic.>idea BJust custom elements, not in addition to regular ones but replacing them. The elements ('principles') of Cultist Simulator were like what I mean. Ideally they'd have unusual combinations of meaning.Eg:The element of HONEY - extreme sweetness (mind/charisma related effects), but also the product of the work of bees (bee related effects) stored in honeycombs (hexagon related effects).Example magics:>HONEYWORDSThe words spoken feel sweet to the listener, possibly addictive. They realize this effect, it's not hidden. Aristocrats use this, it's banned for commoners. It doesn't mind control, it just adds an enjoyable tinge of sweetness.>SUMMON GIANT BEECool summons are cool.>HEX SENSENear-instant comprehension of information in hexagonal format. The wizards who know this spell arrange all their notes and books in hex grids.>STORAGEYou can store things in a smaller concentrated form. Only works for homogenous substances like honey, water, iron etc.The element of GLASSExample magics:>SEE THROUGH WALLS>SEE THROUGH LIES>SEE THINGS AT A DISTANCE>SEE MICROSCOPIC THINGS>COMBAT MAGIC WITH SHARDS OF GLASS>TURN SAND TO GLASS
>>98536585>Modifiers- Default>Food- 300 USD Monthly Groceries + 100 USD for every companion- Veggies>Companions- Puppy- Timid Girl>Electronics- Heat/AC- Surround Sound System- All TV Shows and Movies>Side Room- Garden- Library>Entertainment- Skylight- Mirror Stand>Services- Medical Care
>>98536807Low magic setting where all of the high power magic is given by “Angels” and “Demons” who are infact thinly veiled allegories for russia and the us fighting a proxy war over your shithole magic kingdomMaybe make them fae instead to make it less cliche lookingI remember writing one based of that one savestate cyoa about the hungry realm, where there was one reincanating god and all life and all magic was his “virtues” acting in different ways and being split and reformed and similarThen I saw lord of the mysteries do that concept but eldritch horror and it made me sadThere was one thing I wrote that only makes sense within the context of time travel, where the universe is repeating over and over again and there are certain entities who can “act” with “partial existence”, meaning they could influence the present while being in the future and force their own creation. Things that cause their own existence were called byrds / were divine and you were supposed to become one. Many historical events can’t be easily changed because they are the precourser to something powerfulls existence. Computers needed to be intetentionally surpressed by all that live because the machine entities that create themselves are assholesMagic existed as the opposite to this, where it was a partial existence that refused itself, and as of such the more one cast of a spell the harder the spell would fight to not exist, removing itself from scrolls and unfortified mindsMagic was called lyre and demonic, as a failed use of it usually had it’s intentional semiconscious will try to kill whoever was casting it in any way possible(Because of this, magic generally destroys and the divine generally saves, in a non moral objective sense)There were jackasses who would incarnate before you and waste your magic if you took them as a threatKnown history ends with the birth of the immortal, someone strong enough to incarnate in his own corpse shortly after dying
>>98536838You still generally get alot more yous for a multipage than a single pager
>>98536875Glass is also a very good container. It can be strong or brittle. Immune to acid.
>>98536630And for a good reason. Cyoas are valued based on the author's prestige. If an unknown author made a giga cyoa it would be ignored.
>>98536974How do you explain Entropist?
>>98536980Entropist's creation was secretly sponsored by divine forces, solely to humble Tok and knock him down a peg.
>>98536980>1 example
>>98536980Exception that confirm the rule, unless you can quote a few more.
>>98537098Spirit Conscript?
>>98537090Zodiac Brides
>>98537102Wasn't that made by PCA or something?
Some people have only been here post OC drought caused by Outer reincarnation and it shows
>>98537107it was popular even before that was known
>>98537108Isn't it the other way round? There was a big OC drought from late skubwar to OR.
>>98537108It all goes back to OR...We must fix the timeline, brothers...
>>98537115Outer reincarnation is like a black hole, it caused and was caused by oc drought
>>98537102It's not actually a giga cyoa, it's relatively short when you really look at it. It only gives an impression of being big because it's a pdf with lots of small pages and big font, but if you compiled the pages together, and maybe even shrunk them to make them more comparable to more dense CYOA examples, it would look like a standard multipager.
>>98537120So it was the only lighthouse during a storm?
>>98537116We have to go back in time and impregnate tankista's mother to prevent Tankista being born. It's the only way.
>>98537123It was the light at the end of the tunnel which is a deception to force you back into the reincarnation prison cycle
Post underrated CYOAs
>>98537130>tok cyoa
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>>98537125>impregnate tankista's mother>it leads to tankista being born againBut the future refused to change.
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>>98537130all cyoas are overrated
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>>98537144this one made fun of me
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>>98537147have you tried not being evil?
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>>98537158Why is a jew afraid of the jew symbol?
>>98537147Sounds like a personal failing.
>>98537165It's his mom calling him via magiphone>HOWAARD
>>98537143You underrate the causes of these ratings.
>>98536130Would making Gilgamesh a Caster be enough for him to get his clairvoyance NP or you really need the Homeland Fame extra ?
>>98537169I don't understand people like this.It's preposterous anyone around you would care enough about you to have THIS many complaints. Even those closest to you will have to dig to get past ten.
>>98536875>idea bHow many elements, with how broad the effects of each can be I think around a dozen at most.
>>98537308They kiss in the end so it's okay
>>98537325I guess her being REALLY into him might justify this much observation of his person, but like, that's nearing on obsessive dude.
>>98537108The OC draught was so brutal I thought the general was completely done. I'm talking threads that would last weeks. Entropist ironically somehow brought back life again to the threads despite it being redditcore.
>>98537308When you spend a lot of time around someone, you become very aware of all the little things you don't like. Usually not enough to drive you away, but it stack up.
>>98537284Servants can have additional NP's not listed so he probably just has it.
>>98537353not like this, this is a list nearly two dozen long. Of shit that often times requires intense observation to even notice. Most people struggle to recall a list of two dozen anythings when put on the spot like this. Shit's obsessive.
>>98537379Not if you used to mull over it. I could name a dozen things about some of my friends without needing time to reflect.
>>98537383Different anon here, do you notice when someone has the buttons of their shirt applied incorrectly?Also that woman seems terrible
>>98536496Who do you pick as your resonator companions?
>>98537515I guess I haven't replayed it in years. I don't have a build saved for some reason. I remember everything except the companions too lol.Companion sections are my least favorite parts in cyoas, along with overly detailed/long-winded mission sections.
>>98536875I can definitely see B in a kiddy game.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>98537623Oc oc oc oc!What spirit will you make a pact with?
>>98537719I don't drink
>>98537761Instead of where the spirit should be, there is only empty void for you. It is with that nothingness that you make a pact. Your pact is with the SPIRIT OF NOTHINGNESS AND ABSTINENCE.
>>98537719I'm more of beer and ale man myself.
>>98537719I cannot drink for i take antidepressants and antipsychotics. I once got tricked by a coworker to drink juice mixed with alcohol, i got dizzy after just 2 cups.I shall extend my virtual cheers to those who can still drink and a toast to you anon
>>98537832Unwittingly, on that day you made a pact with the SPIRIT OF JUICE MIXED WITH ALCOHOL, ANTIDEPRESSANTS AND ANTIPSYCHOTICS. She has been by your side since. Be nice to her.
>>98537800As another non-drinker, she cute.
>>98537910Thank you for the waifu. She is very sweet
>>98537719For me, it's Rhum agricole
>>98537719For myself, I get a SPIRIT OF VODKA AND LOW EFFORT. I mean, hell, anon asked for a cyoa to make pacts with spirits but instead I posted some image I got from Google Images and called it a cyoa. Who does that. I do. That's my level of effort. And vodka is what my dice rolled. Her potato earring resonates with me.
>>98537719WhiskeySeems like they would be the easiest to dateI don’t really drink. It seems like an awfully expensive way to have fun
>>98537985The ASCII-FACED SPIRIT OF RHUM AGRICOLE from the mythical realm of Martinique searched her counterpart in the human realm, and found you.
>>98537719I don´t like wine, can i get a beer instead? : )
>>98538109I thought it's supposed to be her chin, but looking closer, AI tried to put 2 ascii faces on her face, the other face is just aligned in a single line. I'm giving your spirit some free plastic surgery.
>>98537719Gin.
>>98536130How good are Sacrament ?Do someone have an example of a canon mage that would be around top 100 ?
>>98538071In appreciation of your cheap way of life, the SPIRIT OF WHISKEY AND CHEAPNESS took a shine to you and made a pact. She is easy to date as she patches her own clothes, and she is easy to find in a crowd as her hair is rye.
>>98537719I reject all of these for the forbidden path, the magic of my own making, the spirit which most dare not conjure. Luna's kiss, that which brings rapturous madness just as it breaks liver and mind. Moonshine.
>>98538137Neither beer nor wine is a (distilled) spirit, but exactly this draws to you the attention of the SPIRIT OF BEER AND CATEGORIZATION ERRORS. She loves humanity. As humanity grows, we will have more opportunity to miscategorize more things.
>>98538153She's beautiful, anon. Thank you. I have to say though, I think your edit was unnecessary. I love her in all her two-faced glory. Any true drinker does
>>98537719meh, alcohol literally makes your brains shrink
>>98537910>>98538240>>98538382This reminds me of Surinical. He makes cute AI art.
Where is gil
Where is beri
Where is Gandalf?
>>98538382Peak, will bring her with me when out drinking with my buddies. Her hair looks particularly lickable.
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>>98538162'Gin.' One word, 4 characters, the minimalistic approach to pactmaking. This approach is highly appreciated by the CONCISE SPIRIT OF GIN AND MINIMALISM who detests that which is excessive. Each word and motion and action of hers is calculated to achieve its exact purpose effectively, without disturbing anything else. Her hair smells of juniper berries.
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VawinorWothworienThe Wonewy Mountain ;(
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>>98536101>Major Mind, Minor Majesty>Amnopolis, Infiltrator, Degenerate>Beggar's Union, The Aristocrats>Lord Ferdinand, Cloak of Insignificance>Beloved (Hidden Library, Naiad), Entrapped>Path of Enlightenment, DominionI roam the city beneath notice of senses mundane and magical weaving my schemes. Enchantment is rarely needed with the right combination of persuasion and blackmail yet remains priceless when that little extra *push* is needed.I commute to the Library by my Naiad's grace (there's a subterranean lake not too far away amid the twisting tunnels) and use secrets gleaned thereby to string along the Aristocrats. Any tidbits the Beggars turn up become weapons when let slip to inbred ninnies who in turn speak them aloud where they can be overheard.Nevertheless Ferdinand is not to be underestimated. The man is (or was for is he a man still?) a native practitioner of intrigue. Besting him is at best a foretaste of the struggles to come, my Patrons are slimier customers still and I can only pray to the gods who's spurn me that a legal quirk to escape their shackles like hidden in the library. Given that merest sliver wit and Wiles will see me picked free or else my soul picked over like so much carrion...>>98536168The obviousness of bait like >>98536156 makes me wonder if this is reverse psychology for engagement. Probably just tasteless cunts though, Lord knows the board's crawling with them.>>98536187Faggot.
>>98536101Cyoas like this ENSURE that you’re fucked by whatever forces or patrons sent you on such an impossible and demanding mission. WHY???
Next person to call me a faggot becomes an actual cock slobbering faggot
>>98538616BITCHkys
>>98538546>'Gin.' One word, 4 charactersMath, slopper edition.
>>98538596straiggot.
>>98538211It's a foundation that specializes in fighting Spiritual Beings, Demons and Vampires. You can consider it as equal to what would otherwise be bought in the foundation section.https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Barthomeloi_Lorelei is top tier for a modern mage.
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>>98538656your self-portrait?
>>98538723None. Free will reigns supreme, so all who try to take it away are DEMONS. BEGONE.
>>98537719Could I have a margarita?or a rum and coke if you have it
>>98537719If I had to drink alcohol it'd have to be cider of some kind
>>98538804>>98538827I think it has to be a liqueur of some kind, cider does taste great though(for alcohol standards at least)
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>>98536101This old trash again... >>98536143>Put your trip back on, TokTake your meds anon>>98538526>Where is Gandalf?Don't know don't care, it's dragon time! pic realted>>98538656>Wodan unironically calling someone a chud
>>98538942Tok your only good cyoa was your isekai one
>>98538640She sounds closer to top 10, if not top 3.
>>98538971I think almost all of my CYOAs are isekai CYOAs, so most of them are good? Cool.
I can smell you
>>98538994Sorry, I haven't taken a shower since last month.
Dragonfall sucked
>>98538997Tok…
>>98538982Yea, overshot a bit with the example.
>>98539013Nope. I weigh 3-4 times as much as that little skinny fella.
>>98539031Celt…
Deodorant was made by Jews. I don’t trust it.
Do NOT butter your toast.
>>98539080I won't, I'm allergic to butter, and also almost every butter substitute on the market.
>>98539080Butter on toast is amazing. Your bloodline is weak if you don't eat it.
Lol dis nigga can’t eat butta
>>98538942Hey Tok, did you ever make a build for the NSFW Apodaimosis CYOA?
>>98539080Would you believe it, i am currently eating toast with butter and golden syrup.
>>98539120I can eat it, it just isn't worth it. Pizza on the other hand is worth eating, even if I'm more allergic to the ingredients in it.
>>98539123Nope, never even heard of it
lol dis nigga allergic to pizza too lmao
Apodaimosis (NSFW, barely)https://imgchest.com/p/na7kdezbq48
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>>98539256That is a shame but would make sense. It was released when you weren't on the board for a while. I think before the third Avatar movie came out? I was going through it yesterday and figured it would scratch 99% of your boxes but wasn't sure if you heard of it, since it's a bit obscure.>https://imgchest.com/p/na7kdezbq48By the same guy who did Id Monstrum. You don't get eternal youth right out of the gate, just a vastly longer lifespan, but there are several explicit routes to immortality and a lot of implied ways to unlock it.
I had a dream where I saw wodan. He was a 4'7 little redheaded guy who weighed 90 pounds.
>>98539161>pizza allergy
>>98538991Isekai reincarnation without memories is valid.
Crazy how the Danmachi cyoa gives you 3-4 different ways of being literally unbeatable.
>>98538417why is that third horse looking like she fucks human males
>>98539440"Yeah but can you beat Orsted"
>>98539350You have dreams of me?
>>98537800>>98537910>>98537991>>98538109>>98538240>>98538382>>98538417All midjourney slopWhy don't any of you "AI fans" use local models?
>be me>working my boring job>so much time to daydream>think about my cyoa>'woah that would be a cool idea to add'>pull out some paper and write down lore for a loli highschool aged character who needs vigorous correction!!>pocket the note excited to add iut to the lewd cyoa when I get home>out the corner of my eye>brand new cctv camera installed right above me>mfwI'm done bros... it's over...
>>98539650Her rider was talking about lunch, where he feeds her regularly.
>>98539847You'll be fine. 99.999% of camera footage is lost media. It's basically there to double-check that you aren't playing on your phone instead of doing your work. On the off you are seen at an angle that can be read and it gets reported to upper management, if you happen to work in finance, you'll probably be fast tracked for a promotion.
>>98536130>YouMaster>LocationWestern Europe>DesignMale, Kid, Attractive, Elegant, Unassuming>RolePriest & Mundane>AligmentTrue Neutral>ResidenceThe Streets>SkillsOperating Electronics, Multitasking, Religious Doctrine, Inner Spirit, Presence Awareness>Magic CircuitsComposition : Heterogeneity (Slighty Altered*2)Quantity : EQuality : EX (fitting the body/no pain or discomfort, improved spells quality, allows the casting of more complex spells(through greater control?))>Command SpellNumber : 1Potency : ALocation : BackColor : Other (White)Pattern : Angelic>Elemental AffinityDouble Affinity (Hollow & Nothingness)>OriginDual Origin (Hollow & Nothingness)>FoundationProfane>Priest Exorcist>SacramentA>UniqueIncapacited(injured), Psychic Mutation, False Allegiance>Psychic PowersPure Eyes, Eroding Detachment, Death Resistive Body>Servant Gilgamesh>Servants ExtraTriple Treat, Camaraderie, Lily, Gender BenderNot part of the faithful but willing to work as an exorcist and too talented for the Church to care.Not sure how Priest and Mundane would work together, maybe pretending to be mundane to make it easier to investigate some places ?I'm hoping Pure Eyes and Presence Awareness synergize well.I think I got a good enough shot to get the Third Magic without a wish, so I will incarnate Child-Gil, I'm assuming she will have Sha Naqba Imuru, and that the Grail needs all servants to die to reach the Root and not just .I want to learn magecraft, especially spiritual surgery, to modify my magical circuits, maybe even figure out how to make a magic core by cutting, regrowing and grafting my own circuits (or directly growing more).I hope I can add phantasmal beast parts to myself without going insane, and that the dragon of albion have some usable parts left, ask Child-Gil for a little marrow too once incarnate.Maybe go to learn at the clock tower in a few years, the tuition shouldn't be a problem.
>>98539944Forgot to write down Slot Order, it's +0 days.
>>98539944>Magic Circuits>Quantity : E>Command Spell>Number : 1>Potency : AWhy???
>>98539944no servant extra reeee
>>98539986The rule is only for the player. Non-player Servants can have extras.
>>98539965Potency is just for the Master potential, not needed but I want it, I don't care about using it otherwise, I will likely use it when incarnating my servant.Quantity E won't matter at all if I get some dragon part to grow a dragon core or get good enough with spiritual surgery to modify my circuits or I will make something like a magic crest, no worry about rejection after all.
>>98540023oh really?
>>98539440Combat 3? That doesn’t make you unbeatable.
Cyoas with waifus that come with highly annoying conditions?
>>98539847The camera was probably too quality to capture the writing with any legibility, and your head was likely blocking most of it.
>>98540134That one summoners pact cyoa or whatever its called.
>>98539847>Inb4 your boss is a CYOA fiend
>>98540059It makes no sense to take A potency when you only have 1.
Give me an example of a cyoa you like but for whatever reason you just cannot bring yourself to make a build for it. Why?For me it’s After the Fall. I adore it. But it is so fucking depressing that I just would never want to put myself into that world.
Cyoas aren’t for self inserting you huge retard LMAO
>>98540196>choose YOUR own adventure
>>98540186Starry Knights. I have tried.It is good.However;
>>98540186Doesn't exist for me. Either I like it and build or I don't and don't.
>>98540203Explain cyoas that involve the person being born into that world instead of being transported into it? It’s not YOU.
>>98540203That could mean your as you, yourself, or your as in yours to have made the choices of.
>he doesn’t want to put a fairy into his earafter the fall is certified KINO
>>98540214It's the best self-insert.You get to enjoy and live that dream. No baggage.
>>98540235>Dood, it’s all just a dream!Oh do fuck off with that
>>98540186Dunno man. I played my cards well and with the council of nikea i managed to get immortality for myself. It's nice.
>>98540234Has the author ever said what happens if you put more faeries in your brain? Can it keep going? Or is there a limit?
>>98540186I can't be bothered to make a build for anything since ive never actually seen a cyoa worth building for in recent memory
>>98540256Probably it's ill advised to split your focus on 2 faeries
>>98540243>dream (desired fantasy)>dream (fake and inconsequential)
>>98540256“Faeries” are monogamous globs of AI nanofluids that bond to one and only one (1) bio-cognitive makeup; namely humans. They absolutely refuse to share brains.
>>98540267What if you’re an autistic mega genius who can split and micro-manage their focus effortlessly.
All magic is quantum gremlins. All of it. It is never not quantum gremlins. Or quantum ogres.
>>98540293ok
>>98540134>Partner: IVUoh immortal loli waifu that will be loyal so long i return the same dedication>Item III do want more time and a year of crippledness is not that bad for the time i get. As a plus i also get to be the little girl.>Trade IVI choose this in hopes that i have been good enough... If not then i will have commited a terrible mistake.>Fantasy domainIt's a cool place and i might get to learn more magic or a way to further increase my lifespan. I don't wanna die and leave her alone you know.
>>98540276then you have 2 faeries i guess?
>>98540293Wrong. Magic is quantum cats playing with reality.
>>98540256>>98540276>>98540311Your brain turns to grey mush.
>>98540321can i control the grey mush?
>>98540323No
>>98540372darn
>>98536130Is divine hijack worth it?
>>98537719Got any picrel?Ideally mixed with scotch?
>>98540539Yea. Gods >>>>>>>> Servants.
>>98540579How much would it change the servant's personality?
>>98540583It's a different person entirely, so everything. The most you can do is speculate on what type of god might come and deduce likely traits. This is the only drawback of the option, really.
>>98540234Post the whole thing
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>>98536130>LocationTrifas>AppearanceMaleAdultAttractiveUnassuming>RoleMagus>AlignmentNeutral Good>ResidenceThe Sewers>SkillsCommon Sense>Magic CircuitsAbnormal (Paralysed legs)Quality EX (Manaka Sajyou style)Quantity EX (Mana Core)>Command Spell1BackRedCrestPotency B>Elemental AffinityNothingness>OriginNothingness>FoundationMystery A (Centered around the concept of death)Ancient TimesOld BloodMystical ConceptWorldwideThaumaturgical Attribute (Ending)Clock Tower Education>Magecraft ExtraCursesRunesNecromancy>UniqueMagic CrestIncapacitatedSealing Designation>WishThe Root (For the third magic)>ServantPale Rider>Slot Order6>Servant ExtraPremature SummoningThis is either going to go extremely well or extremely badly. I'm a wanted cripple with only a single command seal to my name, but in exchange I am a truly monstrous mage with ties to the Root and what should be the right kind of magic to fully exploit this connection. Given how far apart everyone is and how early I am, my weaker starting position shouldn't matter too much since I have plenty of time to heal before anyone finds me, and also I can just hide in Doomsday Come. Idea is to capture the enemy masters/servants in Doomsday Come and kill them with the other NP fueled by my ungodly amounts of mana. I will of course be going for the third magic, but since Pale Rider is basically a robot it shouldn't mind dying for me. Since apparently you can take servant extra, I now have an additional month before anyone else shows up to heal up and prepare. There's no grail support but my absurd magic circuits should be able to handle it.
>>98540270Im assuming youre hali, is it possible to pass on multiple daedalisms at a time?Like is I have the blood of Aven, Ekendra and Mekae and give it to another person will they just die from shock of getting too much power at once? And do Daedalims dilute if given to other people or if you have children?
>>98540710…I am not Hali. I simply assume safe assumptions. It is a floating fluid that listens to your cognition once in-sync with it, and it entered and exited your brain of its own volition. It just needs a directive. I was only jokingly calling it monogamous because anon asked a question (how many faeries can your brain equip) that I too would like answered.
>>98540710Hali hasn’t been seen in years They are probably long gone
>>98540787shame if they were one of usgood riddance if they belonged to the opposition
>>98538656>wodan opening his mouth for cock
>>98540787No, I talked with him like two weeks ago and he said he'd make a new CYOA about mutants, robots and such surviving in a post human world because I begged to him hard enough to.
CYOAs for this feel?
>>98540823Hold up, we can cook 300 posts out of this
>>98540823There is no adaptus sororitas cyoa yet
>>98540823The dreams of all the incels here lol
>>98540823Husanon's trying to astroturf again.
>>98540823Lol…..
>>98540852What the fuck kind of CYOA is he making?
>>98540888His WIP has you as a demigod hero who's obligated to bind at least one of ten demigoddess witches, who are called maidens after binding, to your service. You are part of a cult of the Sun god, in the sense that you are a religious figure to the masses, and are going on an expedition to help conquer new lands for your theocratic empire. Magic works differently for men and women. Men get logical, linear mythological heroism. Women get abstract emotional symbolic magic that varies more and is prone to going unstoppable. Most of your biggest enemies are simps who were bound by the witches in a sort of inversion of your situation. There's also a slave caste hierarchy of beastpeople in the empire, with borderline humans on top as bureaucrats and so on and the borderline animals as subhuman cannon fodder. I know all of this because I lurk continuously and he's talked about intermittently, but hasn't repeated his mistake of WIP posting like with Luminary.
>>98540910Going unstable, autocorrect is meddling.
>>98540910That sounds like a /trash/ CYOA.
>>98540940We love borderline /trash/ cyoas here
>>98540940It's by husanon. I would be shocked if it were not. He has said repeatedly though that the witches you can take are all going to be adult, fully developed women, so there's that at least.
>>98540973>He has said repeatedly though that the witches you can take are all going to be adult, fully developed women, so there's that at least.Somehow I don't believe it, there has to be at least a few lolis.
>>98540948
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>>98541069Speak your truth, sweetie. You're in a safe zone.
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>>98536135Hey guys I am new to these. How does Form Purism work in this one? If I pay 15 I get any single Form at Mastery level? Even Vaapad? For just those 15 points? Thanks.
>>98540910>women are more magical than men>women are more emotional than men>women are more evil than menFuck. Off.
>>98541111This is cyoa related discussion, hehe
>>98541111Aromage stop you're proving him right rn.
What's the best way to defeat someone who is invincible and can't take damage? Besides the obvious choice of just restricting or restraining their movement, what other interesting ideas can you anons come up with? I was thinking you could craft a really durable metal umbrella, then shove it down their wind pipe and open it while it's still inside them. They certainly won't die from it, but their combat potential would drop significantly. I don't think they'd be able to pull it out either, since they are still invincible and can't take damage. If you're wondering how I came up with this, years ago I actually heard some guy choked to death on an umbrella while showing off his "sword swallowing" skills. What other creative ideas do you anons have?
>>98541163I was going to read your post but then I saw the cringe anime picture so I stopped
>>98541163Cock
>>98541163Force the concept of death on them, then kill them.
>>98540710With the caveat that I would heavily retcon the concept of Daedalisms if I were to make anything more with the setting: yes, provided you’re using the appointed method for transmitting each. With that said, they are designed for the assumption of a baseline human. Competing Daedalisms may not all take, or may take with novel negative consequences since you will no longer have a body any residual safeguards were designed for. They do not dilute substantially if passed on, but children will often need the appointed method of transmission for the Daedalism to take at full potency. It is meant to nest and grow within a fully developed body. >>98540750I can’t say I put a ton of thought into the logistics of multiples when writing it, but your outline is about what I had in mind with cognitive interfacing. A Faerie isn’t a discrete “thing” except inasmuch as the person it’s bonded to gives it coherence. For a cleaner answer, you could probably try bonding with more and coordinating splitting up the extra material, but you’re risking stroking out if you reject the stuff. >>98540787Hello
>>98541181No StopYou are dead ShhhLie down now
>>98541181Question about Binding Blood. Is it purely a consciously used ability? Do I have to constantly focus on them? Do I run the risk of having my minions revolting while I’m asleep? Or can I have perform tasks while I’m asleep or just attending to other things?
>>98541219have them*
>>98541163Hitting them so hard they leave the battlefield.
>>98540910Wow so he's going to make something actually good? I'm impressed.
>>98541163Seduce them. It works in all CYOAs.
>>98541163I wonder how...
>>98541181Who or what is responsible for this bizarre artificial world? What truth did Lazari reveal? “Ten thousand glass eyes”.
>>98541174What if they're like an alien or something
>>98541275Still cock
>>98541275Cock
>>98537719Let's see what I get
>>98541111>women are more magical than men True in a way they are more chaotic/unpredictable so more "magical".They are also more powerful by default tho.>women are more emotional than men They are as emotional as men but their powers empower their id and alters their biology.>women are more evil than men See above + the hero government is very much tyrannical towards the vast majority of humanity with heroes being capable of great excess and vice.
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>98541288
>>98541275Cock-a-doodle-doo
>>98541296I want you to fuck off. There is order even to chaos. Men are more wizard than women will ever be.
>>98541275You just need to find the right hole.
>>98541219It is a mostly conscious ability. Their minds are mostly severed from their bodies and will atrophy with time, it would require active effort on your part to even bridge that gap once it is developed. As a result, control is also mostly conscious. Something equivalent to one or two word commands (“patrol this room”, “walk there”, “fight”) won’t require active input, but complicated tasks require you to puppeteer the thrall by proxy.>>98541252The world is natural enough. Humanity remade it to their purposes, and you live in a time when humanity’s tools have gone awry without the knowledge to use them. Something watches from above.
>>98541306There is no need to get mad, anon chama.You can potentially do basically anything you can imagine for example one of the highest powers of heroes:As Sol once gave shape to the world from the potential born of Terra so does the hero reenact this first act of creation.Basically you can create anything that exists according to the natural rules of the world so you can create for example humans but not dragons. All you need is the heart of a witch to shape its chaotic energy into whatever you are creating.
>>98541163>What's the best way to defeat someone who is invincible and can't take damage?By not playing the cyoa.I'm here to slaughter enemies, not be stopped in my tracks by some lame puzzle.
>>98541338Gay.
>>98541181>>98541327when are you making another cyoa :/
>>98541345I’ve put together the bones of a new one in the last few weeks. Not making any promises as to timeframe, since visual art takes up most of my creative focus lately.
>>98541342No u
>>98541106No you still have to buy mastery of your chosen form. BUT going form purism on form VII could be mechanically very powerful as you could take both sub forms and the lore is that mastering VII requires mastery of all the others, so it is kind of OP. However it really should have worked slightly different (I would have called it dedication or obsession) as that doesn't really make sense. Dooku is a master of all 7 forms himself but uses his mastery to further form II.
>>98541111Angry witch gets those digits....
>>98541464Thank you. I need to switch things around then. It can be hard knowing what's important and what's just a luxury.
I want gf all the sudden.It's an annoying feeling.
>>98536130How does Low/Free Upkeep interact with Inherent Wisdom/Imperial Privilege/Mad Enhancement type of shenanigans? Only stuff at the moment of summoning affects the price, then you can go hog wild, right?
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion.Through Passion, I gain Strength.Through Strength, I gain Power.Through Power, I gain Victory.Through Victory, my chains are broken.The Force shall free me.
>>98541619You can do it anon. Find people irl who share your hobbies.
>>98541680You mean like go outside? That's scary.
>>98541673Awakened one. Team up with Netherlord and Warrior to take out Beezelbub
>>98537719Rum or whiskey.Hard to say.
>>98541648What's the newest tok cyoa? We know he is alive and active.
>>98541767Some 1 pager.He hasn't made a big cyoa in a long time.
>>985397931. I'm using a very low-end computer atm.2. I haven't taken the time to familiarize myself with image generation. I only tried it right now because someone last thread asked for a megastructure CYOA, I thought about making one, I thought to try using Bing's AI to make some images for it, after some fun generating images I felt it wouldn't finish so I soon gave up, but I already had the Bing image creation tab open so I felt I may as well make some waifus for the spirit pact "cyoa".
>>98541174What if they are a size queen?
Where is Aromage? Is she safe? Is she alright?
>>98539267I love desert Lotus!!!
>>98540186It's that xiaolin cyoa with a billion pagesLooks cool and the companions are hot, I am not playing that shit
>>98540186If that kinda situation crops up I just make a build and skip the parts I don't like.For example: Isekai Leader, I skip the building placement process.
>>98541111>women are more magical than menThis is true. >women are more emotional than menWomen aren't emotional noobs like men. I can't say if they have more emotions- but they have genuinely good methods for dealing with them. Men are better with relationships due to millenia of warfare - something good out of that. >women are more evil than menWomen are more human than men so this is a given. Women might also be more good than men- but in the current state where they are having collective revenge it's hard to say for sure. There are still some indications that this is the case- increased artistry, expressivity, environmental care and gardening of the world.
>>98541306Wizards are the least magical magicians, except for Tolkien's wizards.
>>98541932>but they have genuinely good methods for dealing with them.Like screaming into a pillow? Throwing tantrums and destroying their own house? Like killing their own children?>Women might also be more good than menLindsay Clancy for example?
Did you know? SIDS Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, is in actual fact, women killing their children and the doctors covering it up with a neat medical explianation so their husbands and men at large are fooled into thinking women are mentally sane?I always found that information crazy
>>98541943Don't take this wrong, but you're doing emotional deflection right now. This is a predictable move- you have been compromised by your emotions; your engine kettle is boiling over. What caused those emotions is valid- I am not against that. Your use of those emotions is where I declare the noobishness. You take information and churn it into weapons for a false war. This is the pattern people have been cultivated towards by the sociopaths and the psychopaths. Naturally, they are a death cult on a collective level, even if individually they may have storybook lives. This is merely the proof of their ultimate dysfunction, and why we shouldn't be sociopathic even if action movies make it seem "cool". Of course, the poorly adapted and sociopathic women are put to the forefront now- by themselves and their kind. It's not wrong to call them out, but the manipulators hardly feel anything, even if they use the most emotes- they do this because those with emotions react and respond to them.Take a look at israeli funerals- they are so theatrical it's becoming obvious they feel nothing at all. Or how their propaganda is so blatant and erroneous- it's all to calibrate those who perceive their statements and masks. Where you find the emotional mastery are the quieter women, and men, of the world. However, I find more care and emotional structure among women- men don't have the shareable frameworks for it. Perhaps this is because women are conscious beings, and they go through social and emotional enmeshment more. Of course, we come from a culture where men wear the same uniform globally and all emotions are banned, including righteous anger. This is then used by propaganda to make people go against arbitrary teams, for purely calibratory purposes.I have tortured sociopaths, I know them quite well.
>>98541971chatgpt, summarise what this woman is trying to say to me
>>98541960It's vaccines more than 90% of the time. For some reason, heavy metals injections are lethal to a large portion of mammalian infants, and cause neurological damage in another portion. However, so long as the emotional noobs treat their sacred injections as hindus treat cows- it's just going to accumulate.
>>98541974Resize the window to make it more readable- my bad for not spreading the text box to max and seeing how it would look.
>>98541986I'm not reading all that. It's a mark of intelligence to explain something in simple terms without writing a wall of text. You are not intelligent enough for me to waste my time.
>>98541971Is this nigga actually using hyphens lmao?Okay professor thanks for sharing your thesis lol
>>98541993ok
>>98541996I used to spam semicolon; the master key to the Universe.
>>98541999Thanks, I accept your concession. Now get back to posting cyoas you dumb broad
Don't cry anons, move to a tittyhouse in your next CYOA.
>>98541960Yep, it's definitely murderous mothers overriding their natural instincts, and not heavy metals being injected into fragile babies.>>98541978beat me to it.
>>98542013In nature animals kill their babies all the time so I wouldn't really call it overriding natural instincts when it's "natural" to do so. But I do agree giving perfectly healthy babies 10 vaccines in 1 year is literal retard behavior, It they're not directly killing their babies they are complicit in letting them get poisoned and die.
>>98542020Patriarchy created male genital mutilation rituals, and force women to give birth in the wrong position, causing massive anguish. We need to remove the psychos or we'll all lose our minds here.
Patriarchy without meddling demons operating behind the scenes has never been tried before.
>>98542023If women know it's wrong then why do they vastly above men insist on getting their babies circumsized then go on to post social media shit like their near catatonic baby with the caption "Awwww he's a little tuckered out from his circumcision"If they believe they're giving birth in the wrong position then why do they obediently obey like dogs every word their doctor says?
>>98542033Women are vindictive enough to breed with their enemies so they can harm their lookalikes.
Out of curiosity, do you find your cyoa builds mirroring what you play in media? I.E. if you play wizards or fighters in rpgs you make your cyoa builds of a similar bent?
>>98542033Women are the humans on planet of the apes. Why would they not take small revenge when they are offered it?
>>98542044It sure wasn't a woman who said to turn the other cheek...
>>98542046Magdalene (Christ's wife and counterpart) had better cheeks to turn so it would have been misunderstood.
You will NEVER get me to stop DESPISING women ever since she ate the apple
>>98542055>she ate itThat's why it's still stuck in her throat...
>>9854203140k Imperium is pure from demonic influence.
>>98542070ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>98541673The version with the succ is the best one.
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>>98541971you've tortured people??? doesn't that make you a sociopath???
>>98542201No.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gRTFuCiC5g
>>98542195>get to be the loli>get to create infinite waifusHow is anything other than Youngling a real consideration?
>>98542226You have good taste
>>98542055Nah... that was big G fault, it's like leaving an open bottle of bleach near your kids, telling them not to drunk it, walking off and then being surprised they drank it. Then they began beating the kids ass and just kicked them out of home as punishment.
>>98541788Your cock can satisfy size queens, right?
>>98542275Funny how Adam was able to handle that perfectly fine, he was well and content
>>98542288Depends on how far they've gone.
Can you guys continue the discussion on /pol/ or whatever?
>>98541111>women are more emotional than menThis and the fuck ass fight you niggas are having with the larping ass diddy foid actually gave me an idea for a setting where magic an be channeled in a cold, calculated, stoic way or in one fueled by emotions which is more instable, chaotic but powerful as a result.The world at large is very patriarchal with woman being banned from using or learning magic as they are seen as too emotional for magical practice. Due to this restriction groups of witches hide teach magic in secret and study formes of magic normally forbidden.Standard mages are expected to supress all emotions and act purely rational with any show of emotion seen as weakness. The only exeption to this as in most patriarchies is anger (though mostly just in war).Mages that resort to researching or using emotional magic are ostracized and often executed and witches burned.Magic also strengthens emotions if they are used to fuel it.
>>98542316refer to >>98541119
>>98542331I'm not typically one to dogpile but you just invented a distinction that has been common in real life and media for quite some time. I can't remember what they're called but there are at least two CYOAs that already do this aside from whatever else it appears in
>>98542367I know the familia cyoa did it but you dont get to play as a witch/mage yourself there
>>98542297Nah, Adam was an even bigger dumbass at least Eve needed to be manipulated first but Adam just fucking ate it without any difficulty to convince him
>>98542331That's pretty cool.If I can add my spoon to this soup, make sure to add the solution to the issue. The sacred priestess, master of her emotions but still very much potent with them.. Sort of like a witchy messiah.
>>98536135>can't take death stick addiction for pointsThis is atypical for a cyoa.
>>98541795What's the lore here? I didn't care much for authors and their dramas.
>>98541651Yea, forget about points post-spawn.
>>98542534no lore just someone masturbating an author
>>98541795im right here bro
>>98542534>I didn't care much for authors and their dramas.Bro that's 2/3 of our activity. Why are you still here?
>>98542589For the CYOAs and worldbuilding.
>>98542591lmao wrong thread
>>98542195Everyone dies as Time Warden and Elder Mage both unmake reality (except on their own position, but they unmake each other) as their first move.
>>98542648the fuck are you talking about
>>98542686Well, technically some B and C immortals don't "die", but they might as well be considered dead because they are in broken/nonexistent spacetime devoid of/in chaotic elements.
>>98542703Ehh... skeleton king will just cast a spell to fix it and ressurect all the dead.
>>98542648Then the youngling locks in and imagines the world
>>98542331>gave me an idea for a settingI know for a face a useless hack like you won't do a single thing with that setting except make your shitty collages stealing other authors work and presenting it as your ownEither actually make a cyoa or remove the trip you non-native german immigrant waste of space
Anyone have that one CYOA where a witch (I think) offers you some kind of magical bath/shower?
>>98542832imaginos made it i think
>>98542862Thanks mate.
>>98539944would
>>98537719Tequila, obviously. On the rocks with lime and mint
>>98541960This post is so unhinged
>98541960>98541978retards
Imagine thinking that emotion is more powerful than the logic behind it. Lmao. >>98542331The logical wizard emotionally castrates the witch since their rationality is a hard counter to their irrationality. Witches fear wizards because their logical spellcraft acts as a counter magic, or anti-magic.
>wizards lobotomizing witchesK I N O
Witches n’ Inquisitions could have been a lot darker desuWizards casting magic using unborn witch fetuses as foci (plastering them on top of their staves, drinking fetal fluid, etc).
>>98543464>plastering them on top of their stavesOr themselves…
>>98543412>unhingedThis is a word typically used by women
>>98543442husanon...
>magic fetus grafting K I N O
>>98543464>>98543480Reminds me of how the devil worshippers in Trench Crusade use rune covered fetuses as hand grenades.
ow the edge
I'm making a dungeon crawler where you assemble a party. Tell me what kind of companions you'd like to see, whether species or specialty, and I'll likely include them. Also, what's a good number? Right now, I'm looking at 30 active adventurers and 10 camp follower, utility-focused types.
>>98543554>what's a good number?13 is my favorite number :)
I'm making a dungeon crawler where you assemble a party. Tell me what kind of companions you'd like to see, whether species or specialty, and I'll likely include them. Also, what's a good number? Right now, I'm looking at 30 active superior male adventurers and 10 inferior female camp followers, utility-focused types.
>>98543575>3x more men than womenyeah ts is flopping
>>98543575What >>98543611Anons would worry too much about the other men cucking them because they're spineless bitches that can't win even with cheat codesAlso they only care about women
>>98543674Even if that weren't the case 30 to 10 is an excessive imbalance.
>>98543575What can the player do and what is their assumed role? This all-important question changes everything about what kind of companions you'd want to have.
>>98543687Also what kind of magic and other fantasy specialness exists in that world?
In my CYOAs, I'd actually rather be a virgin loner who is super strong and acts out in the background.Pic unrelated because he has a mountain of bitches.
>>98543700I'd rather be pic related desu
>>98543708There's nothing wrong with being simpleminded.
>>98543700>because he has a mountain of bitchesliterally me
The last twelve hours of this thread are a case study on why so many of you retards are virgins
>>98543687You are the leader, but your exact skillset is something you choose.
>>98543575>I'm looking at 30 active superior male adventurers and 10 inferior female camp followersLmao, women authors are so out of touch
>>98543725>Calling anons virginsDaring today are we?
>>98543725I'm a virgin because I enjoy the single life. If women were worth my time I'd have one right now.
>>98543726Okay but can you give an example? I'm sick of wip authors thinking everyone else can read their minds and figure out what kind of powerscale and fantasy level their working off of.Do wizards exist? What kind of magic can they use? Does the average spell hit like a punch? Can the average wizard set a man of fire just by thinking about it? Can the average wizard set an entire country on fire with a single spell? How strong are the monsters? Is the average martial scared of a gun or would they be a legitimate threat even in the real world? What does the gear available look like? Magi tech or flaming swords? How rare are any fantasy races? How strong are they in this specific setting? Can the player be one? Even calling if generic fantasy doesn't actually say anything because generic fantasy elves can scale from basically human to not being out of place in a superhero comic.Not all of this rant is related to what I replied to, just complaining about wip authors very commonly not giving enough information about their wips when asking for suggestions
wowan ;_;
>>98543725We're all sigma volcels.
giw ;_;
>>98543781>>98543726Also what skillsets are available? Can the player be a wizard? Can the player be a medieval fantasy super soldier? How available and useful is healing here and can the player do it?
>>98543787>>98543795Same person btw
>>98543439Its more raw power as you can use emotions to fuel your magic but their instability causes enough problems that mages have been able to defeat the pretty much everywhere in the world.
>wodan x matterheroinethis is the worst possible timeline
>>98543848You are worse than both, you shitstain.
>>98543848SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE!
>>98543848>Person that don't make CYOAs I like x Argumentative "person" that never says anything meaningfulI fail to see how that's our problem.
>>98543859seiba owo
>>98543859I'm building this
>>98543883That's a man
>>98543889I don't like mordred I just posted because she's a saber. Musashi is more my style.
>>98543883https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYCv5zjRgQg
>>98543860>Person that don't make CYOAs x Argumentative "person" that never says anything meaningfulFixed
>>98543554The Whizzard, a superbly powerful wizard, but will try to bring his fetish everywhere.
kill this thread and bury it deep underground
>>98543725The lack of tits and curves on a male body explains that more than not aligning with your dictatorial demands for behavior and thought.
>>9854357213 is a good number but hard to fit CYOA choices into. This also needs a wider range than that, I'll probably just stick to 30.>>98543575>>98543726Very clever, anon. I haven't seen this kind of shitposting in many months. I'm serious about the dungeon crawler though.>>98543674I don't understand anons who only want to go adventuring specifically with beautiful women. I know five people IRL that I would trust to pull their weight in a fight with some dungeon monsters, and none of them are people I would want to have sex with. Some of the companions are probably going to be attractive women because it's a visual medium but I like companions that my gut tells me I could trust to hold their own on a shieldwall.>>98543687The player has a choice of three skills out of a selection of twenty. That is, melee, archery, defense (not just resisting blows, but acting as a tank), smithing, finesse, linguistics, savagery, loremastery, arcana (mana magic), elements (fire/earth/wind/water), radiant (light/holy magic), profane (dark/unholy magic), stealth, thievery, survival, parkour, beastfriend (your own semi-strong minion), dangersense (gut feeling for when things are dangerous), alchemy, and bargaining. Because anons are obsessed with multi-classing, so it's baked in. You're assumed to be the party leader.>>98543699There's only a few kinds of magic, already mentioned, but a lot of variation within them. Lots of nonhuman species, and generally benevolent gods who are somewhat involved but distant, as well as demons, devils, and the usual evil wizard type patrons. It's mostly the standard kitchen sink leaning backdrop for dungeon crawling. Instead of a choice of several different dungeons, I plan to go into a lot of detail on the threats, layers, and rewards of a single big dungeon, with a nearby boomtown you can sink rewards into for various benefits. I'm thinking the dungeon will have a nautical theme, but the surrounding region will be a desert.
>>98536090what a dogshit ability lmao
>>98544006>"Uhh, uhh, so... you're getting raped in the ass by a monstrosity? What exactly do you expect us to do about this? Pick cornered rat next time."So kino...
new thread PLEASE
>>98543850Which one of those retards are you?
>>98544034page 10
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>>98543985So... No superior males/inferior females?
>>98538526>ArrivalJ.R.R Tolkien or whatever>PurificationHumility (Minor), Charity (Minor), Patience (Minor), Temperance (Minor), Kindness (Minor)>Race Elf (Calaquendi) [10/35]>Songs of PowerSong of Healing, Song of Peace [20/35]>EnhancementsSpirit 3, Intelligence 3, Charisma 3, Luck 3 [60/35]>EraThe Third Age I guess>OriginDrop-In (Immediately return home, a.k.a to Earth).>SkillsRuler (Greater), Bard (Greater) [70/35]>CompanionsNone>ItemsButterbur's Blessed Beer (Free), Dorwinion Wine x2 [71/35]Mithril x3 [77/35]Mithril Items x1 (Full Plate Armor) [79/35]None>DrawbacksMeta Knowledge Block, Busy Wizard, Underestimated, Language Block, Hunted 3, Behind Enemy Lines [79/79]Yeah so uhhh I'm just going to take all of this cool stuff and become an immortal godly elf on Earth. Thanks. GL with the ring or whatever.
>>98543575Ordion? Dungeon delver v3?
>>98543554>>98543575I have an idea for a camp follower.Dire Wolf that protects the camp, brings comfort, and hunts large animals for the party.She doesn't go into dungeons tho. She likes the wide open wilds. Also she will have children one day that can be bonded with :)
>>98543575a cute fairy
