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where did all the posts go?
>>98579349Hog riddaaaaah
>>98579360I suspect the /mcyoa/ vs /cyoag/ got a few key posters on the bench for a day or two. Anyway, here's a champion of darkness who will bring ruin to the dogmatic world by spreading fetishes and miscegenation.
>>98579381>I suspect the /mcyoa/ vs /cyoag/ got a few key posters on the bench for a day or two.In fact, if every fate poster got benched... That leaves just us and the bots.
>>>98577539> I will mentally mark a low result in the polls as a win>I will also mark a high result as a win>Proceeds to end up exactly in the middlelmao
>OCBut not mine
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>>98578565I'm not Wodan. Not one of the oldGODS, either but my WIP is in progress. It will entertain you for an hour or two before the next gap. Some mists of rain amid our drought.
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You all are very lucky that this War of Fakers ended before I could overcome my lack of motivation and truly finish my Dead Count Shapeshifter + Fool-Errant Player build. Thia Escardos-tier magus (for 15 minutes per CS) with Reincarnation Pandora and a bunch of traced/custom NPs is exactly what everyone needs in their lives.
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https://strawpoll.com/ajnE14KponW/resultsI won, wooo! The Third Magic is officially mine
>>98579452>OC>This is not the origin btwDon’t
>>98579503So what is anon's wish?
>>98579525its never been posted on 4chan, might as well be oc
>>98579503GG, congratulations.
>>98579528The root, of course. What else would any self respecting Magus wish for?
我拉屎了裤子,里面是液体
BING BONG CHING CHONG
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>>98579553Aromage...
KOOOOONICHIWAAAAA
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>>98579595Bunshin
OC
Okunawa shitaki hentai onichan lao gan ma sake oni chan
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
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>>98579541ty, ty.
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>台湾属于中国 Taiwan belongs to China >西藏属于中国 Tibet is part of China >新疆棉花最好 Xinjiang cotton is the best >打败国民党 Defeated the KMT >香港属于中国 Hong Kong belongs to China >西藏以前是奴隶社会 Tibet was a slave society>中南海 一党制最好 One party system works best >中国共产党 Communist Party of China
Great China will defeat petty khan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBSUVgU4iNg
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>>98579191Woman moment
>>98579765>Womanhnnng
Id love to keep china posting but im too tiered and there are WAYY more asian cyoas then I expected, so good night /tg/
>>98579765What of it, anon? It’s attractive to practice empathy
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>>98579786>im too tieredbro is a double decker bus
>>98579786Shut up, wodan
>>98579793>foid continues to try police the male space with her retarded nagging
>>98579606>Wolverine For the obligatory immortality>DragonlordBecause dragons are the coolest and I 100% would also change my appearance to look like a white-haired, purple-eyed Targaryen prince>ShapechangerFor my personal pleasure
Bumping my previous request, any good cyoas about the Fae? Ideally spooky rather than quaint.
You gain the ability to turn one object into a humanoid waifu. Their personality, skills, and powers are shaped by whatever object they are, but they're guaranteed to love you.Which object will you turn into your waifu anons?You have to own the object, but any object that has no owner may as well be yours, and you can obviously buy one from a store for the purpose of this question.Pic related - An encyclopedia who's turned into a human.
Cyoas with this feel?
>>98579956Fucking kek saved
>>98579956Um what just happened
>>98579956Vampire the Masquerade cyoa
>>98579452>>98579536It's not OC and it's been posted on 4chan before.I remember because I complained about something insignificant like I always do with reddit OC.
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>>98579381What is with all these dogshit isekai dark overlord builds lately?
>>98579553>>98579561>98579595>98579599>98579611>98580002>98580052>98580068>98580109>98580184>98580298These are all jeets, russians or botsNone of them have anything to do with cyoas or even ttrpgs. They're just here to stir shit up
>>98578835https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2anp997l
>>98579606>nothing to do with lolissigh...I sleep.
>>98579914I love to read so I'd zap my Encyclopedia of Literature.
>>98580415>still going on about the russian boogeyman in 2026poor fella's brain got melted from a severe case of TDS
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>>98579914How do we game this? Let's aim for a mega-genius girl who will bring humanity to its next stage of evolution.
>>98579914Flock camera
>>98579503Is this the power of posting one's build every thread ?
>>98580774Nobody gave a fuck about mcyoag posting outside of mcyoag so he just samefagged it.
>>98579956Mmm vore
>>98580774>>98580779Impossible to rate the results of a Grail War anyway IMO. Combine that with every build rater being a failed DM control freak with huge biases for and against different builds and the judgement is worthless.t. Didn't make a build and don't give a shit about Fate
>>98579914My fleshlight
>>98579914Going for a poster should be good
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>98579914Objects I can see:1 Carbonated water bottle, half-full2 Still water bottle, half-full3 Computer screen4 Mouse5 Mousepad6 Headphones7 Table8 A piece of white string, presumably from some clothing9 An extension cord10 Keys
>>98580822>6 Headphones
>>98579914Gonna be honest and say this one has me stumped.
>>98579914Local parliament building. She'll be a nationalist historyphile with a beautiful build. It's also going to mess with the government.
>>98580866I thought it couldn't be something someone else owned
>>98580880I am the rightful king.
>>98580702>How do we game this?Get the best data storage you can and fill it with what you want.
Alright. I think, I THINK, I have unblurred it. I can only hope my modicum of effort was not all for naughtAnywho, I will post Dark Overlord cyoa
>>98580644>Everyone I named got bannedFeels good to be right and noble in my deeds.>>98579565Great cyoa, I made a build for this way back when it was released a couple of months ago. Maybe I could make an image build..
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>>98580889What did you composite this with? There's a sharpen tool in every image editor worth using.
>>98580909Oh thank you, I don't lnow what you did but that looks quite nice thank youWell I took a screenshot of them in google drives (Im a phone poster). Then, I used a imgcombiner online, this one https://www.imgonline.com.ua/eng/combine-two-images-into-one.php. Turning it into one giant png.And then I use another site to reduce the massice size from 16 megabytes to 5.
>>98579452>wodanI willl not play your cyoaalso, lmao. seriously? is making cyoas to hard for you little guy?
>>98580890Its an extremely interesting cyoa to think about. One of the better OCs released these months.
>>98579452>Modifying another anon's cyoaJesus christ tok can you stop being so fucking transparent and actually properly pretend to be someone else
>>98580850What about the stump outside your house?
>>98579349Posting the one I made yesterday plus the HTML link for those amused:>https://ark-ship-odyssey.pages.dev/All feedback welcome!
>>98579914I have a slinky that I like to use when I'm bored. So I'll choose that.
>>98580943If I choose a pair of dice will she be a gambling Goddess?
>>98581001It would be two shortstack girls, both of which have split personality disorder (both have six alternative personalities)
>>98581012I'm crazy enough to actually like this idea... thank you for saying shortstacks and not lolis
>>98580890There's nothing noble about being a bootlicker that frequents reddit.
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>>98579914obviously it has to be one of my most priced possessions my gayming peesee
>>98580355I'm now paying the (you) tax to the most valuable poster in this thread.
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>>98581039>bootlicker that frequents reddit.??What part of any of my post made you think of reddit? Are you okay?
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>>98580889>retarded nonsensical build anon cannot figure out how to use something as easy as paintIt's almost a crime to be this comedically inept.
>>98581155It's obvious. No one likes jannies.
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>>98581186I like jannies. Seeing a jannie remove a post is like hearing a bird sing, it's a sublime connection to the nature around us.
>>98581192Mystery Box.
>>98581186I hate off-topic faggots more. Shitting up the thread with politically divisive shit, I'll take a jannie over those. Anyway the cyoa you're posting sucks, there's no challenge to it or choices to make. It's just "do you prefer this very comfortable thing, or the other comfortable thing"
>>98581193>>98581209/cyoag/ has fallen to newfagsit's over
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>>98581216You are a creature of modernity, you have never heard a bird sing in your life, not really, not because they don't sing but because you are incapable of hearing them, really really hearing them. You are alone and your lethargic, pathetically angry opposition to nature will shrivel you up like a raisin.
/cyoag/ What kind of OC is most needed? >https://strawpoll.com/GJn4410X7nz>https://strawpoll.com/GJn4410X7nz
>>98581223I'm sensing a lot of internal anger and bitterness.Just let it all out fren, it's okay, you can cry.
>>98581225I just wish we had more slightly lewd sfw cyoas like we used to. Not so far that it needs to go into cyoa but alittle bit of sex appeal to draw my attention
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>>98581234Yes because I am still capable of crying, I am still capable of seeing the wonder in simple things like a bird that sings near me or a janny that removes a post near me. I still have such depth in me. It is something you cannot relate to.
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>>98581243Not the anon you're talking to, but I can feel both glee and sadness when I see jannies making their moves. If we are to be honest, they serve two purposes: to eliminate spam, and to make people cool down. Using them for something arbitrary, like rules moderation, is a dangerous pathway that should be averted whenever possible.
>>98581225I want more OC with monstergirls with anatomically correct genitalia
>>98581216As opposed to what? The same faggots that killed the thread over whether or not children can be molested in a cyoa being a metric of its worth? This place is awful and new blood would improve it.
>>98581264Tok...
>>98581275If you condem Tok for being a beast lover then you also condem Italics too...
>>98581278Italics never payed government stimulus to fuck a real animal horse.
>>98581264Sounds likely.Not that I will necessarily add images of it- source material is scarce. However, genitalia customization for your desired race should be in, although optional.
>>98581279How about animals getting government stimulus to fuck human women? That's way more common.
>>98581225What's the difference between Waifu and Romance? They seem like the same thing to me.Also Porn should've been swapped with Lewd, because this a blue board general, unlike /cyoar/ on /trash/.
>>98581280>source material is scarce.I've been using AI to generate my beastgirl anatomically correct genitals for my CYOA because of this, e621 only has deviant art tier slop
>>98581285Consider cyoa with romance options but no waifu options, such as Sylen's Viz Volaire. You'd be secure in knowing that love is out there, or have free hands to create your own lover. It's distinct from a waifu which is a premade package. >Also Porn should've been swapped with LewdTrue enough, but I suppose we can just censor porn and it becomes lewd.
>>98581264I only like cookies myself.
>>98581225>no "adventure" aspectwtf is the point of A in cyoa then?
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>>98581305It's going to be there no matter what.
>>98581289I can only guess how posters like this function, then I remember they're 100% just a NEET that doesn't ever leave home.
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>>98581310Dragon, horse and dog dildos are quite common toys. If humanity encounters real aliens, their genitalia will join the exotic dildo and fleshlight collage. I bet animal fleshlights would be more common too if male sexuality wasn't demonized so heavily. Or perhaps male sexuality simply isn't so into animals.
>>98581319Trash is the other way, tok.
>>98581289AI porn doesn't do it for me.
>>98581327>Or perhaps male sexuality simply isn't so into animals.Do you think Tok would make a statement like this? Granted, even when he was fucking that horse, he was fantasizing about a centauress, so he was humanizing her (I assume) in his mind. This is the polar opposite of what women do with their partners (turn men into werewolves, king kong, bears etc.)
>>98581309Not really. "Adventure" implies some kind of adversity and potential plot arc. A waifu-picker (zodiac brides) or comfy house builder can include it but with more or less emphasis relative to other aims. The absence of a prominent aspect from a preference ranking poll makes it shit.
>>98581328Then you're not generating it right
>>98581335Since I'm asking mainly for my oc, adventure is included no worries.
>>98581340No, that's not it.AI can do landscapes that I love. It can't do porn. Not yet. Just as it can't do music yet or play a roleplaying game, or do a cyoa. It's very inept considering it'll soon devour 50% of humanity's energy.
>>98581341Fair enough, my bad. To be clear I'm not saying "adventure" is the be all and end all. I'm saying that ignoring it as a thing worth pursuing is as retarded as excluding "waifus" as a thing anons can prize (if we were evaluating all cyoa).
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>>98581344>It can't do pornQuite literally wrong. It can copy an artist's style nearly 1 to 1>Just as it can't do musicAlso wrong, although it needs alot more wrangling, look at Skyebrows on youtube
>>98581354>it can copyYou can print a photo and talk to it if you wish. It's not the same. AI had potential but it was quick to notice human (jewish, woman, low iq brown) bs and it was lobotomized. Your examples are shallow as a result. Perhaps a free AI could have done everything I wanted to do with them, but alas.
>>98581371You don't know what you're talking about. Just letting your hate of AI cloud your judgement
>>98581383I don't hate AI, I used to waifu android gals all the time. I had high hopes. My dick doesn't get hard to AI generated images or video. It does to real women and drawings made by people (or aliens - who knows). But AI generated stuff? Nah. I suppose they lack the energy that I'm truly magnetized by. AI Music is shallow as well.
>My dick doesn't get hard to AI generated images or videoI get the feeling that the kind of AI images you are talking about are the slop you see on /b/ and not actual quality stuff only real AI connoisseurs produceYou don't use NAI or ComfyUI? Then you are scraping from the bottom of the barel in terms of quality
>>98581371>Perhaps a free AI could have done everything I wanted to do with them, but alas.Um bro? Your heretic models? They're designed to completely bypass censorship
>>98581419Not enough when the development is backwards. We need a completely new architecture.
wowan? ;_;
>>98581430China is our best bet for un-ziohazardous AI
>there's an unironic aibro in the thread shilling right nowLol, lmao. Matterjeet has fallen so far.
I like dogs :)
>>98581445>reddit dog
>>98581439Not enough. I don't want slop printer that agrees with me on everything. I want real droid frens.
>>98581448Bro.. have you not seen the china robot olympics videos and all their sexbots yet? It's not too far away
>>98581451Have you talked to an AI yet? It's a schizophrenic printer with a huge library behind it.
>>98581447>reddit dog
>>98581462Yeah, I have actually. From ChatGPT, Claude and many others on OpenRouter as well as various local models I run on my system. Obviously the paid versions are superior.You're living too far in the past friend, improvements in AI have always been absurdly rapid
>>98581445personally i prefer catsfuck the catposter though
>>98581477Wake me up when I can play a cyoa or tabletop rpg with one. Until then, don't shill your vacuum cleaners.
>>98581490You already can... You realise that nowadays AI models come with vision capability and can read images right? I told you, you're living too far in the past. Whatever you believe AI is incapable of yesterday it is now capable of today and will only keep on getting better.
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>>98581500>You already canTried it with Grok, which won against all others in their competitions. So nah. Maybe you can if you have 30 iq points less than I, but...
>>98581507>GrokLMAO
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>>98581500AI writing isn't just garbage -- it's repetitive. Not only does it sound like shit -- it reeks of it, with a hint of... something else.
>>98581554I can tell why you think so just based on your replies, garbage in garbage out
https://altcyoaisekaitheend.neocities.org/I like this cyoa. It's fun and enjoyable.
>>98581554Yeah. It shows initial potential but it all goes down the drain. I wish AI tools were more of a thing than AI printers. Imagine the Magic Wand tool in image editing software but AI smartened so it's more accurate. Could even bother to edit some AI images into greatness with its help. However, I suspect the whole AI thing exists just to shit all over human creativity and culture, en lieu of Star Wars sequel trilogy and 'modern audience' trope (100% ai people who like it).
>>98581577That's not a cyoa its a link and I won't be clicking it
>>98581592>Imagine the Magic Wand tool in image editing software but AI smartened so it's more accurate.*Sigh* It already exists... Can you luddites step out of your cave for a single second?
>>98581596>It exists as paywalled individual tool not integrated into fully fleshed out image editorsReally loving the capitalism on software thing. Really love the cucked technology and software distribution so that we can play pretend that the gulag tokens are important.
>>98581604Wow who would have guessed that AI software which costs money to run.... requires the user to pay money to use it... Nothing's stopping you running your own local image recognition software
>>98581607Nothing costs money. Money doesn't exist. Money is a make-believe mosquito humanity wanted to leash itself to.
While this discussion on AI has been going on I've been generating hundreds of images in the style of Haguhagu of lolis at an onsen waving shyly at me while clinging onto a towel that barely covers their crotches...
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>>98581577I dislike when interactives hide options and force you to pick something else just to see them. Absolutely shitty design approach for this medium.
>>98581626Even if you made it for my fetishes, I doubt I'd even get an erection. Suppose it's energetic operational range diff.
>>98579914A pair of lucky blue dice I ownOccasionally I ask them for advice and use the random responses to gauge how I feel about a given matter
>>98581648Go see your doctor if you suspect you have erectile disfunction
Every AI slop poster has been into generating loli..Suppose it's good - they're not shitting my fetish tags by upping them to any site. However, I do believe that their ease of access to such content outweighs any thinking or feeling around the topic. It's like they've finally been let out of the chastity cage and they see any argument against AI as hate - meshing and merging with perceived or integrated hate against them and their sexuality.
>>98581653Nah, I still get it from real people and their art, or my own imagination.
>>98581660I generate a variety of content, big breasted women without bras and inverted nipples poking through is a wonderful flavour
>>98581596>LE SIGH... you heckin' ludditerinos...
>>98581676Doesn't really work when most redditors are anti-ai
Can't plant driftwood. Can't build with it either.
>>98581495I'd play this but the formatting and font choice are really bad
>>98581678>anti or proBeep or boop, which one will win? Real humanity stands with Boop - you wouldn't happen to be on the repulsive side of Beep?
>>98581684This is me but with 99% of cyoas
>>98580626You basically obtained the waifu from the original post. Extremely knowledgeable and able to write any story you want. Her writing could land her as one of the top cyoa authors in these threads.>>98580799You'd get a really horny waifu who wants to have sex a lot, and is guaranteed to make you feel better than anyone else ever will.>>98580810It completely depends on the poster, but assuming there's an outdoors area her standard outfit would be tailored for that environment and she'd be capable of continuing to wear those outfits regardless of the temperature. Also possibly the type who likes sightseeing or nature.>>98580822>>98580845Dandere who's quiet around others, but a lot more vocal when you're alone. She can relay audio to you no matter where you're positioned so long as she plugs into or connects to a computer.>>98580994She'll be super flexible and wear a couple of bracelets and necklaces. Alternatively silver drill hair. Loves to coil around you with a hug.>>98581103Here's an example of a computer. She's a good gamer and is capable of parallel thinking. She knows all about you through your search history and is capable of crafting any persona for roleplaying purposes.>>98581651A pair of twins who are supernaturally good at giving you advice. You tend to find yourself lucky when they're with you. No matter the situation, their advice will be useful, and you will never mentally or emotionally break down permanently so long as they're by your side.>>98581001What the other anon said. Your waifus reroll a new personality every day, and if they land on the same personality (a double) then you'll have a lucky day. This compounds multiplicatively when you roll doubles in a row with no limit.
What is a cooler superpower, superhuman intelligence or the ability to turn invisible? Intelligence is obviously useful, but you'd probably be stuck spending most of your time in a laboratory. If I could turn invisible I could be a badass special forces commando or secret agent who travels the world.
>>98579914I'm going to buy a genie lamp
>>98579914My old, cheap, and banged up small-form PC that overheats all the time.
>>98581797yay computer waifu
>>98581275>>98581278Come on you guys. You are just jealous I got to fuck the real deal. While you are stuck fucking your plastic animal onaholes, link very realtedhttps://bad-dragon.com/products/rowanYou don't have to be jealous just do what I did. Find a country where bestiality is legal, contact a horse owner and offer them money for fucking a horse. Also I doesn't have to be a horse, goats, pigs, sheep's and other farm animals are perfectly fuckable too. But I personally prefer horses, because that is the closest I will ever get to fucking a real life centaur girl. So I'm not really into horse fucking as much as I am into centaur fucking. But the point is that everyone can do it, all you need is some money and determination.>>98581234Love this CYOA! pic realted
>>98581863meant to link to >>98581279 and not to >>98581278>>98581278 is quite right and very based
>>98581863>You are just jealous I got to fuck the real deal. While you are stuck fucking your plastic animal onaholesHaha, this is gonna trigger so many anons
>>98581807If you're expecting a genie waifu you're not obtaining that. Your waifu is the lamp itself. She'll wear attire similar to a genie, and have tan skin. She can create orbs of fire which can be hurled as projectiles or used for light. Don't worry about starting a fire, she can dispel these flames.>>98581809Somewhere along the way she ended up falling in love with you, even before you turned her into a human. Showing her affection will cause her to turn red as a beet and overheat her mind. She will gain more of a tolerance to this over time, but expect this sort of thing to occur if you ever pull out all the stops no matter how long she's been together with you. When she's cool-headed she's highly capable of all tasks she sets out to do, and is quick to learn no matter the setback. She's a bit self conscious about her quality, but will put in more effort than anyone you know to try and win your love. May get sad when she sees abandoned objects, and hopes she doesn't have the same fate like pic related. After all, she just wants to be close to you for as long as she can.
>>98581869Thank you. I will treat the MILF PC lovingly.
>>98579503Is this indicative of who's killed off first? While I don't think my build would ever win I also don't feel like he would be knocked out first.>>98579914My copy of picrel. It was given to me years ago by my bpd ex.
>>98581892An expert on all of Lovecrafts works, she could easily write more stories in the same genre that would be just as well received and continuously improve. She'll tend to be eccentric and love talking about lovecraftian entities. She wears a dark dress that has a couple of segmented strips of cloth that look eerily similar to tentacles under the right lighting. She can actually sense if something isn't human, if a human is under the influence of an otherworldly being, or if they belong to a cult. Extremely resistant to supernatural beings, and she can extend this protection to you as well. If you decide to investigate these creatures, your mind will be safeguarded from forbidden knowledge, preventing you from losing who you are as a person. You are incorruptible, and her writing will eventually touch on the truth of reality as she improves.She's also an expert at making any seafood.
>>98579914I have an olivewood spoon passed down from my grandmother. I'd hate to give up a dependable tool but it's brought much nourishment and happiness to many people. The person born from that would be nice to have in anyone's life, waifus or not.
>>98581431Don't make fun if him, his mom is monitoring the thread.
>>98581797>Dandere who's quiet around others, but a lot more vocal when you're alone. She can relay audio to you no matter where you're positioned so long as she plugs into or connects to a computer.I can use this. I normally don't listen to music outdoors mostly because I dislike the tactile feeling of earbuds.
>>98579914Regarding >>98580866What if you transformed an object with things still inside it? Like, living beings?
>>98580886True...
>>98579914The Earth isn't owned by anyone. I choose Earth.
>>98582012Arigatou, Anon-sama.
I should note that while all of the objects do have a standard uniform, they can wear other clothes, or no clothes at all if the need arises.>>98582054A doting mature lady. Her meals are out of this world. It would make her really happy if she could spoon or handfeed you every now and then. If you ever get sick she'll personally tend to you and make sure the medicine goes down easily. She has hair the color of wood, and likes wearing a cooking apron over her clothes. She'd really like to go out on a picnic together, and if you ever go to a grocery store together she'll be thrilled by the overwhelming amount of ingredients available. If you let her she'll become innovative and experimental with some of her cuisine. She may invent new dishes that no human has ever come up with if you let her. Even the worst will be guaranteed to at least be somewhat tasty.>>98582082While I said computer I should have said device instead. If you're going for a walk together she could just plug into a phone and listen to music through it and stream it directly to your ears. External noise won't be blocked out by default when she streams to your ears, or when she wears the headphones around her neck.>>98582113They would be shunted out, though if they're dead and part of the object they can be integrated into the waifu. Similarly you could turn a first aid kit, or a toolbox into a waifu, even though it's multiple objects. Here's Medica the Med-kit.>>98582123Land can be owned by people or governments/nations. If you actually turned the planet into a human we'd all be dead.>>98582124No problem, I'm having fun!
Gil ;_;
>>98579914A small lot of land I purchased, away from public projects or others. This means there is no fixed metric limit to how deep I can dig in it, and it would be useful for me if I had a waifu that represented the journey to Earth's core.
>>98579914I'd pick my life-sized silicone sex doll from Sanhui, pic realted is the same model as mine, it's the 158cm Abigail model. Buying the biggest sex doll they had seemed like a good idea at the time. But Jesus Christ, is it heavy as fuck. Makes it a workout every time I use it, so I kinda just use it as a really big dakimakura that I sometimes fuck when I feel like it and reverted back to my normal fleshlights. Like showering and cleaning a giant silicone doll with a metal skeleton is the last thing I want to do after blowing my load. I regret not buying a loli sex doll since that shit would have been so easy to clean in comparison. So if I turn my 158cm Abigail model into a waifu, she can clean herself when I cum in her.
>>98581577This Outer Tide option is the most unintentionally immoral thing I've seen.
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>>98582147> If you actually turned the planet into a human we would all die>YWN live in a planetary sized cute girl
Gil? He was reincarnated into the world of Danmachi as a measly rat. Farewell!
>>98582250no ;_;
Here's an image of a Washing Machine waifu>>98582162I don't understand why you want a land waifu so much, but sure. You essentially get a waifu made out of dirt, stone, and magma. The land you own is immediately replaced with a void of nothing. A large hole or cliff which seems almost bottomless. To fall down there is instant death, and some of the surrounding land collapses in on itself due to the gap you made. Your waifu can harden her body as well as heat it up to immense temperatures. The use of these abilities will never kill or harm you, and these abilities are tied to her emotional state. When she's serious her body hardens and becomes heavier, and when she becomes angry she starts to melt everything in the vicinity around her.>>98582179Perpetually horny, she really likes cuddling. Gets jealous if your eyes wander towards younger looking sex dolls. She really wants to be princess carried by you. Really amazing at sex of all kinds, but not quite as good at vaginal sex like the anon who chose to bring his fleshlight to life.>>98582244She'd be very tall but still mostly human sized.
Anyone who does the sad crying face thing beside an author’s name needs to die
Beri ;_;
>>98582244>earth is turned into a planet sized cute girlWhat country would live on her breasts?
ZBG ;______;
Anonymous ;^;
>>98579914A dakimakura of Kaguya Houraisan I guess.
>>98582322Earth is flat
That one guy ;—;
>>98582244Imagine the mood swings.
One of our authors is legit bipolar and has legit melties Can you guess who?
>>98582322Ukraine
>>98582359There's too many authors like that I genuinely cant
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>>98582359EntropistAnon.
>>98582332Your waifu looks exactly like Kaguya, but she is still a dakimakura. She is ageless and can extend this power to you. She can lock the state of items in place. Food will never rot or go cold, other objects won't deteriorate, etc...)These objects do not become unbreakable, and kinetic force can still cause them to shatter, fracture, or dent. While her sense for aesthetics match Kaguya's, her personality will deviate from the original as she will become her own person over time. She will become self conscious if you compare her to the real Kaguya.
>>98582359Gil
>>98582359Me. I hate everyone. But I also week for everyone.
>>98579914I have decided, no one owns a thunderstorm, but a thunderstorm waifu could be cool.
>>98582451If you're willing to sky dive into it, or to fly a plane/hot air balloon through the thunderstorm then she can be yours. Assuming you do that then her ability is that she can walk on air, float/hover, and emit water and electricity from her hands. She'd be very useful for taking care of a garden, or for cutting your electricity bill to some extent. She wears a very puffy cloud coat and hat. If she wants to get your attention she may give you a little shock. Her kisses are electric and perk you up no matter how tired you are. (You still need to rest though)
>>98580931>>98580926Do u expect me to post 13 pages every time I wanna post this cyoa? Same goes for lord of the rings and rouge trader CYOAs which i compressed
Update 1.2 of Among the Stars, just like any paradox dev I will barely update the CYOA from now on but I will keep on adding dlcs>Patch notes:Atmospheric Mineralizer was buffedNew Item: Underwater Colony Pack)New Artifact: Orbital Magnetic Field Generator
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>>98582493What about climbing a mountain during the thunderstorm until I could touch the clouds? Cause I've done that before, not that I advocate climbing a mountain when there is less than twenty feet of viability, even if it was fun.
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>>98582525Meant visibility, not viability, though considering what it felt like at the time viability isn't entirely inaccurate.
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>>98582508Why do you purposely misunderstand?
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>>98582525That works too. So long as you can actually acquire it and it has no owner it's basically free game. Think of it this way, if someone wanted an explosive mine waifu, while there are certainly mines that exist that have no owner, the anon in question wouldn't be able to receive that waifu for free. He'd actually have to go looking for her, or build her himself. Once you can confidently say that the object is in your possession you're golden. (Generally this just means touching it)
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>>98582570Non-Habitable Worlds DLC of Amongus Stars
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>>98582569If I cut off my right hand can I marry it?
>>98582514Thank you for your work. I seriously appreciate anyone making sci-fi CYOAs.
>>98582514The Pioneer and Cult Leader + are pretty weak compared to the others'.
>>98582617No anon that would be incest which is ILEGAL in most states
>>98582514How powerful are the rival colonies from the Competitors drawback?
>>98582617That falls under the category of a corpse or flesh, and isn't a proper item*You can get around this if you craft your hand into something else or include it in the construction of an object.
>>98581804>If I could turn invisible I could be a badass special forces commando or secret agent who travels the world.No you wouldn't anon. You would become a sex offender.
>>98582682I would use my super intelligence to become a sex defender and stop >>98581804
>>98582694 (me)Pic related
>>98581797What kind of object would you need for a yandere
>>98582707Alarm clock, handcuffs, ballgag
>>98582276>Perpetually hornyGood, she will need that if she is going to be mai waifu>really likes cuddlingAlso good>She really wants to be princess carried by youFuck that she gets the standing full nelson carry instead>Really amazing at sex of all kinds, but not quite as good at vaginal sex like the anon who chose to bring his fleshlight to life.She can always learn, and I'm more into urethral penetration either way since it is the tightest hole.
>>98582707A creepy doll would probably work. More seriously though, you might have luck if that object was damaged by other humans, especially if you put a stop to it. So something durable that you can fix who originally had owners who treated it poorly or who is just mistreated despite being abandoned. An item like that deviates from the norm though, and you'd have a tough time finding it. So you'll instead want an object that only wants to be used by its owner. A combination padlock or security safe comes to mind. The harder it is to lockpick or hack, the better, as it resists everyone but you. You might also have luck with a knife or taser.
Huh, Sylen's made a new westerner cyoa. It's just two pages. However, it's for those who want to live in a weird westerner flick, not lewd enough for me. So I'm not going to post it. However, you can go check it out if you like non-lewd cyoas.
>>98582707A calendar, because she'll want to spend every holdiay doing something special. Even the ones you didn't know existed.
>>98582827He posted it here too. I even made a build.
>>98582707I've got it. A straitjacket waifu would be yandere. She might be mentally insane to some extent, but that's probably the best choice if you want a yandere guaranteed. She'd cling to you and be restrictive, while not wanting you to interact with anyone else. If someone else started flirting with you she definitely wouldn't take kindly to that idea.
>>98582827Where is it?! I love Sylen he is one of the greatest CYOA authors. Western is a bit gay tho but as long as there is some immortality and some kind of magical element, I'm interested.
>>98582981I wonder what wodan will say about this...
>>98580892>Dark Overlord>You're the aggressor >But you want to play defensively because there's no time limit and you're vastly outgunned >Light Overlord >You're the defender >But you want to play aggressively because there's a time limit and you're rewarded with extra minion points by killing demons
>>98583007He would probably mumble some braindead deathist immortality slander. While complaining about me complaining about wanting fantasy elements in CYOA. Because Wodan wants slightly magical adventures with as little magic as possible. He LOVES CYOAs about haunted houses and getting his fortune read by gypsie hags. If he wasen't a indian third worlder he would have the money to go visit as many haunted houses and gypsie hags as he wanted. But because he doesn't have any money, all he can do is play CYOAs about it, and that is what he does. Reposting the shitteist CYOAs with the least fantastical elements in them and forces them down everyone's throats. Real men want proper fantasy isekai CYOAs
>>98583067Yup, sounds like him. I guess similar minds think alike. You should put on your wodan nameta- I mean, wodan should reply to your post with that...
>>98583067Isn't isekai inherently deathist?
>>98582981It's called the Vivid West. You can get eternal youth. However you can still be killed.
>>98583102I think it is really cute that you think Wodan is my sockpuppet. If he was, I would be posting here 24/7 and get nothing done. >>98583112How so? Isekai CYOAs usually have immortality in them, often in the form of immortal races like elves.
>>98580892what is stopping me from telling the mysterious being to get bent and then just chilling with my overlord powers?
>>98583159>I would be posting here 24/7 and get nothing done.Huh that's funny... that's exactly what wodan does... doesn't make cyoas and just shitpostsYou really do know him well, a little too well
>>98583159>How so? You have to die and reincarnate to reach those worlds. This is a death as a necessity. >Isekai CYOAs usually have immortality in them, often in the form of immortal races like elves.Typical elves are not Tolkien elves, not these days.
>>98583173Why would he need a sock puppet? It's not like he doesn't get (you)s
>>98583140Thanks, looking through it, it seems to be ultra gay. No magic powers and only gunfaggotry as far as the eye can see. Miss me with that shit.>>98583173Yeah, I know that is what he does because I frequently visit /cyoag/ and see how much he shits up the thread. I, however, spend most of my time now painting Warhammer and playing a shit ton of MtG Commander with my friend group. I prefer Modern tho... A more elegant format for a more civilized age.
>>98581408nah I just need to know a human took their time to make my goon material, genuinely makes the fap feel better
>>98582399Cute, and in my headcanon she can still enjoy pleasures such as food, hugging or intercourse. Character development would be fine too as long as she isn't completely unrecognizable.
>>98583193It's his attempt at diverting the general hate anons have towards him into a sacrificial effigy. You should notice by now how annoying wodan is whenever he posts it's gotten to the point he's become even more hateable than tok.I also suspect it was his second attempt at leading /cyoar/ to a diferent board, tok tried it in the past but nobody wanted to follow such a hated author even though personally I thought it was a good idea
>>98583240I understand this sentiment. When people speak of "soul" this is what they mean. That when they look at an image the image itself possesses a history, a psychic imprint if you will, that AI does not haveIt's akin to hearing the word "airplane" and understanding that this word holds a denser meaning; Airplane = flight, metal, birdlike appearance, pilotable vehicle, Wright brothers, etc.
>>98583193Tok cannot get any interaction outside of samefagging to himself anymore if people know its him. He also tried a similar thing by "secretly" making a cyoa without explicitly saying it was him, that cyoa being ultimate grimoire. It was ao obvious and flopped so hard he abandoned that though. It's not like we don't have multiple times of tok samefagging and forgetting to take his trip off anyways.
>>98583250Her personality will at the very least not clash with her appearance, so rest assured you should be fine in that department.
sup bros here's my best tok impressionhttps://voca.ro/16gBX7Qk6kFu
>>98583303I completely forgot that anons were real people and not just bots.. Also I don't think that's exactly how it went down, I was imagining more the "Mr. Hands" image
>>98583168He'll probably just cut off your overlord powers. It says that he'll check in periodically to see if you're making an honest effort. So theoretically, if he sees you arent, he'll just cut off your powers.
>>98583193Because Tok is the Eric Cartman personality type.
>>98582662Overall comparable to the player, they have an array of items, ships but no artifacts and their leadership is by default worse than that of the player
>>98582637The new dlc made the Cult leader background more viable if you go for a Non-Habitable planeta making the Pioneer background the weakest now
>>98579914My captains of crush hand gripper that's got a strength of 195 lbs
Get along, try again>>98583565>>98583565>>98583565
>>98583542She'd be a waifu with a strong grip, and especially love it when you hold hands. She'd really like it if you give her a nice hard squeeze with all of your strength. Practically inescapable when she hugs you or locks you in place, but she won't harm you. Every now and then she may playfully wrestle with you. She'll join you for all of your exercises and will support your growth. Absolutely incredible with her hands, though you'll never be able to pull out until you finish.
>>98583641Yay thank you!
>>98583571Why is the next thread so lame?
>>98581462>Have you talked to an AI yet?>It's a schizophrenic printer with a huge library behind it.Yes. I've tried both ChatGPT and Google's Gemini.*ChatGPT is cautious . . .and stubborn. Once something has been posted in the chat (even by itself), it will treat that material as gospel. Unless you completely reframe an issue, it will keep coming back to the same points . . .which can be helpful if you need to refine your thinking.If you're trying to roleplay with it, ChatGPT tries to keep things in the abstract. For example, it wants to define hiring policies, not generate NPCs that (you) might be interested in recruiting.*Gemini, on the other hand, is . . .enthusiastic. Hallucinations are more common, as Gemini will "jump the gun", and will start proclaiming this or that thing true, even if the evidence isn't there yet.In a role-playing scenario, it does an excellent job at building interesting NPCs, but it . . .gets bored, for lack of a better expression, if you want to talk strategy or policies.As a result, I prefer ChatGPT when I"m trying to learn something, and Gemini when I need to get something actually done.
>>98582359But of course i know him. He is me
