They managed to get it done for August. Wasn't sure if they were going to make it.
>>98593724>posting gay porn>>>/lgbt/
>>98593729>not liking muscles fag
>>98593724Wow, they actually made hyper muscles look ugly for hypermusclefags.
spoon feed me a link to the uncensored episode now
>>98593729/tttt/ is neither a gay board nor a porn board
>>98593724They worked on the episode for over a year and that was all it was? Disappointing.
>>98593804https://file.pawchive.pw/data/11/f2/11f257388dde721d03e68f5c5711891db8c6baf4e7ffd0b972fa67bab77dc838.mp4?f=733776882.mp4
>>98594096Pretty expensive tiers. Selling voice messages and possibility to have your OC on the show is cringe.
>>98594188Muchas gracias, amigo acuatico!>they're circumcisedAy, carramba.
>>98594188>cutJews still exist in their universe?
>They replaced the pendulum of a giant bell with a guy wearing a metal helmet for no reasonlmao
>>98593724So are the piggers orks? Or are they meant to be something else? Breddy gud episode but honestly less creative than earlier ones, I think the blood one was the best.>>98594096Like some fucking board game inception.
>>98594502It's clear that flashgitz don't want to lift things from 40k one-to-one (smart, honestly), so at best you can say they're pulling aspects from different factions and blending them together.Like how God Weapon from ep 3 can arguably be called a mix of Men of Iron and Necrons.
>>98593899I think it was 8 months since the last one. Don't know if they have a big enough studio to be working on more than one at the same time.
>>98594340>>98594283What did you think Admech were
Too homoerotic for my taste.
>>98594686As big a nancy as you are? Seems unlikely
>>98593799Based
>>98594096>$100 for 30 minis and base game>another TWO HUNDRED for 20 more minis>another FOUR HUNDRED to get....a metal box and metal coin>ANOTHER FOUR HUNDRED for......A VOICE MESSAGE>another SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS for..... an OC cameoflashfags really proving that they're not mindless pay piggies like all those woke and gay games workshop consoomors
>>98594787Well, their kickstarter is about to hit 1.5 mil, so...Make of it what you will.
>>98594502Orcs I guess, and bit tyranid with the hunger driving them. Although psycho warriors are bit orky themself.
>>98594787Fleecing marinefags from their money is always a good thing. Hope they'll go even more brash with their schemes.
>>98593724>21:09>the whole titan ritualthe official 40k series will never be as good as this cartoon parody
fagsgayz
>>98594340Acording to the Tom & Don bits they said the female animators begged for it.
>>98595151>they said the female animators begged for it.Foids continue to prove they're vile and evil.
>>98594787>>98595138Woke and gay tourists big mad lmao
>>98593899>didn't watch the whole thing
>>98594787What do you get from Games Workshop for $6000?
>>98595020Hatemonger's prayer was genuinely badass. The relic shield was also a fun character and I hope it appears again in the future.
>>985952911200 space marines?
>>98595346That's right.You don't get any acknowledgement from the company, and no inclusion in their products.
>>98595247Ok cocksucker homo nigger jew, enjoy your AIDS and circumcision.
>>98595320With their many eyes, they shall weep, with their many limbs, they will crawl, in their many tongues, they shall plead, in their many forms, they will fall, so sayeth Space King!
>>98595357That's a good thing. Anyone willing to pay that much for their OC to be in this cringe shit is a raging retard not fit for life.>Darvin hands typed your post
The plot sucked ass, holy shit.Chestnut B plot was literally just the coagulators plot but more retarded and added pedophile jokes. Could have just cut out 90% of it and the episode would not change. They straight up don't know what to do with chestnut as a character.The last fight was good, and the random guardsmen equivalent having no context other than a prayer is alright.Rest of it is meh.
>>98595754They really didn't need the B plot at all. Episode felt kind of flat, desu. Not a lot of stand out jokes.
>>98595684I bet you had to watch all the videos of the Hatemace enemas that were emailed you guys when your company tried to buy the rights to space king and make it lame and gay.
Chestnut's skills are clearly wasted as a medicae.There's been 5 episodes so far and he killed the main bad in 3 of them.
>>98595992This won't quite the fans that say Chestnut is Spaceking
>>98595710Multis oculis flebunt, multis membris reptabunt, multis linguis supplicabunt, multis formis cadent; ita dicit Rex Spatii!
Just an observation, but I think they didn't say 'retard' or 'faggot' once this whole episode.
>>98596170They were having too much fun in Warworld. Plus, it's not required to say "retard" and "faggot" every episode now.
>>98596177I've got no problem one way or another with it, just was noticeably missing kind of compared to the previous episodes. Honestly super good episode, perhaps every oneyplays alumni will get a guest starring role eventually, Tomar the Terrible can become a reality.
>>98594532That AI thing has a really good design and gave us one of the funniest moments of the show, too
>60% of the episode is just gay shitJumped the shark
>>98596461
>>98594188On one hand if this ran on Cartoon Network back then, it would be pretty sick. On the other hand watching it as an adult I keep thinking it's like watching My Little Pony. But thank you for the sauce, based sauceman.
>>98594502You mean Porks?
I thought it was funny that Chip performed a heroic sacrifice three times but just kept surviving.
Man, it's getting better and it was already good. I'm glad. Episode 4 wasn't the best and I worried it'd signal a decline in quality.
I honestly thought the twist was they were going to sabotage the world-ending weapon to make sure the war would continue indefinitely
>>98594787They are 40kfags, just 40kfags with this weird delusion that giving millions to a blatant 40k parody won't just add to the popularity of 40k in a roundabout way.
So the "Titans" we've seen throughout the series aren't machines, but giant psycho warriors?
>>98594188You wouldn't happen to have the rest of the uncensored episodes, would you, buddy? Or any of you guys?
>>98593724>>98595020>train powered by dramatic Latin choir >Chip’s entire existence to be repeatedly dying in badass ways>ridiculous yet glorious hyper religious doomsday weapon ritual Somewhere along the way 40k lost the campiness that allows for such awesome absurdity to thrive.
>>9859671940k started as a goofy parody too, that's why.
>>98596719ah yes the very serious contemporary 40k
>>98597110relative to glamrock noise marines, yes
>>98597128
>>98593724Not hugely into 40k and I resisted Space King for ages but I think it's enjoyable. People who didn't get their perfect episode or whatever might need to touch grass. It's chuckleworthy
>>98596461This you?
>>98596677Adeptus Psychoticus Titanicus
>>98594791$2.5mil now. Are the miniatures even plastic?
>>98593849I'm sure if they try hard enough, it will be a female board!
>>98598013They are 200% pewter (with lead) like in ye olden days.
>>98596694Okay, but you should have been able to figure this out from the original link, Zoomzooma.https://pawchive.pw/patreon/user/724907
>>98595710>>98595320This prayer was so awesome.
>>98595320Easily the best part of the episode. The rest kind of felt like filler.
>>98598572Pretty much. They built up the captain not being able to do teamwork and hogging all relics, but that arc fell flat. Sure Grimboar was killed by teamwork, but it didn't feel like captain caused it, or learned his lesson. Chestnut stole the spotlight to repeat a character arc he went through in a earlier episode.
>>98599042Exactly. This should have been a captain-focused episode like The Imaginator was for Bryce. It would have been completely fine for Chestnut to just be absent for most of the run time, only to show up at the end helping with the Titan ritual. Or have Captain come beg him to revive Bryce and Hatemonger once he realizes he can't fight alone. High-Rapist Techpriest also way overstayed his welcome, since he only had one joke.
>Reddit King
>>98595990You are the one being pro gay and pro circumcision, schlomo. All the things you say about me are just your projections.
>>98593724It was a very good episode but still not topping ep02. For me it's:>2>5>1>4>3Loved the Space Hogs design or whatever they are called and the saint shield. Also, archphallus lmao
>>98593724I liked the amount of action in this episode, hopefully this becomes the standard instead of sitcom family guy conversations and crumbs of action immediately being jump cut out.
>>98600661>HATEMONGER REMEMBAH THE TIME YOUR SAID THE SLUR?
>>98597110Nta, but yeah look at that guy. It's all still placed in a formula, sterile
>>98595320>the skeleton doing the hand symbollmao I should watch the episode again for all the little details
>>98601149the skeleton does so much amusing shit through the whole thing
>>98601095>chicken fight
>>98601095>scene cuts to hatemonger looking at the viewer"XIGGER!"
>>98601154Skeleton was my favorite character other than Chip, he had some much personality, noticed him more in the background watching the second time.
>>98595151I've already heard some posters say that american women dislike uncircumcised penises and find them aesthetically unpleasant to look atIs this true ?For context, I'm not american (obviously) and I'm not cut
>>98601257It's really unhygenic
>>98601257why would you care what women want?
>>98601268No it isn't.
>>98601268>bro this body part gets really dirty if you don't wash it!yeah duh>how about we cut it off and you have a nice clean mass of scar tissue forever?HUH?!
>>98601257It's a question of familiarity. You will assume that circumcised ones are "normal" if that's all you're exposed to.>>98601268Hygiene might be how circumcision is "sold" these days, but it started because of the Kellogg brothers (yes, of the cereal fame). The brother who invented the cereal was trying to make the blandest possible yet still nutritious meal, becase he wanted to deny people the pleasure of eating (so they wouldn't slide into sin of gluttony via excess). He didn't actually want to sell the cereal but his brother convinced him. Then he used his newfound wealth to push the notion of circumcision being the "right" thing to do, because it would remove the pleasure of sexual acts and prevent men from sin via lustful excess.
>>98601475That's wild. I'm intact and have been able to nofap for quite a while now. When do I ascend?
>>98601475>It's a question of familiarity Don't american (and canadian ?) women know that the greater part of the western world outside of the US do not practice circumcision ? That it is only really practiced by Jews and Muslims outside the US ? And with the growing numbers of Latinos and other immigrants in the US, isn't it becoming common kowledge ?
>>98601534I live in Los Angeles where there's a heavy Hispanic population, and only one woman commented on me being uncut, but she was going to college from out of state, so I guess she just didn't get the memo. I imagine American women whoring it up overseas also quickly learn to get over it.
>>98601534>growing numbers of Latinos and other immigrantsPlease understand that immigrants enter the US society at the bottom. They generally settle in enthnically/culturally homogenous groups/locales. The older generations, who often only speak enough English to get by, generally stay within the circle of services provided by the culture/language community. The idea is that you come to the US and suffer (though the suffering might be better than the life you left behind), but your kids get to grow up American. Those kids are going to be exposed to the American society at large via schooling, then get into college (with the blood/sweat/tears of their parents) to obtain a "good" (well paying) "American" (white collar) "job" (career, actually) instead of being forced into manual labor like their parents.In short, it's the kids who are going to get integrated into American society, not the immigrant parents. And the kids will want to be as American as possible. Their (parents') culture will be a suffix appended to them: "[X] American" where X is their ethnicity or geographic region of origin. Any oddity or deviation from the American norm can be ascribed to "well you know their folks are from X" like an excuse for why they're not normal.Outside of large cities, you're not getting a "melting pot" effect where everyone's cultures mix and change due to affecting each other. You're getting a drop of immigrant in a sea of "American" which is put under enormous pressure to conform and dilute itself.
>>98598381I know I'm retarded but there doesn't seem to be a video file for the uncensored episode 1
>>98594188You got episode 4 too while you're at it? Never got around to finding it uncensored
>>98598381For what it's worth I was at work at the time and figured I'd cast out a fishing line before I could get home and actually investigate the links. Much appreciated though!
>>98601268You tell the goycattle my fellow kosher rabbi!
>>98601534
>>98597128CHECK THIS RIFF IT'S FUCKING TASTY!!!
>>98600661>I liked the amount of action in this episode, hopefully this becomes the standardIf you want to wait a year for every episode, sure. They got too ambitious and took way too long on a mediocre (by their own mid standards) script. The Christmas episode that they made on short notice to replace this in the original schedule was genuinely better. They should stick with that, keep up a regular pace of releases, and maybe make some money on the show instead of side projects and second channel slop.
>>98593724Do they have a regular dick and balls or is it those globule things?
>>98602149Regular dick, the globules are their balls' replacements.
>>98593724Really liked the look of the hogs.
>>98602245So sick
>>98602245
>>98595754It does show Chestnut's growth into being more assertive when he tells not just another Psycho Warrior but HIS ACTUAL BOSS to go fuck himself instead of giving in to flattery, where episode 1 Chestnut totally would continue fondling those balls.
>>98599264>everything I don't like is redditfuck off newfag, space king would be right at home in late 2000s newgrounds.
>>98602686They were already using the "Flashgitz" name way back then, this thread is full of faggots
>>98601632>Outside of large cities, you're not getting a "melting pot"Thats not the problem. The problem is that you are not longer getting>And the kids will want to be as American as possible. Because of a combination of well meaning but stupid awfuls telling them their cultural dogshit is worth something and the retards in charge seeing the melting pot work in small isolated cases (almost always isolated communities of asians under 50k in number) and that suddenly its going to work for African enclaves approaching 100k or more. It doesn't work and having fraudster democrats clean their fraud thru them is only going to make the fucking resentment of these disgusting niggers worst.
>>98602686Space King is far too gay and self serious to be on newgrounds. You're an internet cargo cultist
Thoughts on the SPACE KING board game?I mean specifically the rules. Though I'm surprised how absurdly big some of the tiers are, and how they are all (almost) bought out.
>>98602118>australia and south korea both colored bluehow come?
>>98603101I'm waiting to see a game played. If they upload a game session, I'll back it.
>>98603101I don't think there are any specifics out yet.From the broad strokes it seems fairly casual.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uBAEAmEC5w
>>98603178>I don't think there are any specifics out yet.kickstarter has a rules dochttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1UfLiBt6dFW6sQdr3JX_GG1n_7NY05Kmf/view
>>98601268>its really unhygenic to have a little finger and it increases the chance of skin cancer, just cut it off bro its basically functionless anyway
>>98601534>Don't american (and canadian ?) women knowno
>>98603135>if they upload a game session, I'll back ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuMzuF5DuScThey're doing a live one.
>>98603554Not saying this is bad or anything, but I am really curious if this is the type of stuff kids are asking for Christmas these days outside of the usual stuff like electronics and video games. Since I have to imagine Space King is fairly popular in the 7-18 year old crowd, just curious how that breaks down sales wise.
>>98603122They are aligned with Zionists.
>>98603122>ausfailiaBought the hygiene meme early 20th century, now dome at a reduced rate for whites but still practiced by muslim immigrants>worst koreaBought into the judeo-christian meme, most christianized east asian nation
>>98594502Looked like orks + white scars to me
>>98594283>>98594340> First thoughts immediately to the penisFags
Not as funny as previous episodes, but the fight choreography, progression, and the pageantry of violence were all impressively animated. None of the fight outcomes felt arbitrary
>>98596719>train powered by dramatic Latin choirThat's taken straight from the telepathic choir from rogue trader, visually it's almost identical
>>98603571Zoomers are too lazy to even play videogames themselves nowadays, what do you think?
>>98596677Curious as to how they even procure globules that large. Are they ancient psycho warriors, globules enhanced in a lab, perhaps ancient globules they have no way to replicate? Pretty cool nonetheless
>>98603702they found the globules>wherea sack
>>98603571It is not. I got the Battletech intro box and play that with my nephew. He likes it and we're running it once a month but none of his friends or even his dad want to learn how to play with him. He's been weirdly into the remastered Halo recently which is funny to see so I might pick up a copy of the mantic halo game for fun and see if he like it. We watched the first episode of Space King, he didn't like it.
>>98595754Yeah this just seemed gratuitous, and like a side mission rick and morty action episode that goes nowhere, just runs along some track and has the main characters smashing shit and blowing shit up. This whole series is just the same joke over and over, yeah, it’s a men’s fantasy for men who are men and like manly things. It’s essentially mocking the hobby because these commies hate men. I guess maybe the giant ballsack they molested the guy with for far too long might be a plot thing, but literally besides that inane shit there was nothing. They really need to do something interesting with this, but I feel like the kickstarter game is their big cash out for when interest inevitably crashes after another 0 to 3 episodes.
>>98601999>>98596694Nta but I found the first 4 on kemono dot cr
>>98601268Wash your dick smeglord
>>98603190>Semi-co-opWell, shit. I'll have to reconsider my pledge.
>>98604733Curious if he told you what he didn't like about it specifically?
>>98605696Nothing too specific, just said it was >kinda boring iirc Doesn't tend to like most western animation though and grew up watching a lot of anime. Seems to like things where the main character gets better at fighting over time and overcomes adversity more than already being super amazing.
>>98594096Paypiggies never change.
>>98605932I was the same way when I was younger and watching toonami, grew out of it eventually, but at that age there's no forcing those things.
>>98606130Yeah, I think he'll be alright. We're have a good time playing Battletech and dnd.
>>98601257it depends. Some dudes have phimosis even when erect which does look weird. Chicks probably see one dude like that and think that every dude who is uncircumcised has a gross worm dick instead of the normal mushroom head when he gets an erection.I know I thought I was curcumcised for a long time due to seeing a European crow about their glorious uncut penis and it looked like one of those fuzzy worms on a string
>>98595246Grimboar is so fucking cool looking. They really are the best parts of orks and cabal mixed together.
I appreciate that whenever they say "Space King" they immediately clarify afterwards "King of Space", it's a bit confusing otherwise to figure out what he's king of
>>98597110>>98597249The fact that you can only cite orks kinda proves his point. Hell, GW took 10 years to let space marines be unserious enough to have backbanners again, how fucking sad is that?
>>98594261
>>98601257YesAmerican women can't get off unless a baby boy was mutilated
>>9860621140k started dying the moment HH came out and was played seriously.There is such a thing as too much detail.Basically everything people like about 40k was standardized in 3rd/4th and it has just been coasting on that since then
>>98605932The 1st episode is weak, especially the third act. It's really the second episode that stands out, and even then the 40K parody jibes fall flat if you don't know that all the chapters have overdone themes like wolves or blood or being secretive.
>>98595754I think the emphasis on this episode was the technical animation and action, all the fights have clear stakes and progression and internal logic. Not as many good jokes.I did like>I don't want to war with you anymore.
>>98603702Whatever the means, it's probably not lost technology. Because otherwise why would the kid we watch transform in the pilot need a psycho-pilgrimage? (You can't say it's a necessary part of the revival process because none of the other revivals have it.) It must only be necessary for fresh globules. (Maybe they just have a massive fresh stash?)Some (very important!!!!!) options for the globule sourcing question:>boy balls are saved, and are somehow converted into globules. (They can retain their memories to make the setting less grim-dark?) This seems to make sense with boys being in greater demand than globules.>if a boy hits puberty in an excessively feminized/alien/gay environment, his balls go into hyper-drive to compensate. His rampage of destruction eventually forces his home planet to beg Psycho-Warriors to get rid of the problem by recruiting him. Only the gayest of societies (blappers) cause Globulus Maximus.
>>98602869>the melting pot work in small isolated casesI don't think you get that "melting pot" never worked. In theory it's supposed to go both ways. The immigrant and the local stew together and you get an amalgamation. But what actually happened was that immigrants stewed together due to proximity and necessity. Locals didn't need to interact with immigrants unless they were poor, and the poor Americans didn't determine or drive culture (unless their ways were adopted for the benefit of the rich, like blues/jazz music for example).So there's a dominant American culture (several flavors, actually) that absorbs immigrants without changing (in significant, meaningful ways). Immigrants either fully assimilate (not the first generation, but their kids), or stay in communities that maintain an identity via segregation (often started by the society at large, like Chinatowns 100+ years ago, but continued by the community on their own).Consider, for example, the Italians. 100 years ago, "not white enough" to be American, segregated, kept away from jobs, even lynched. Now, integrated. But what part of their culture has been adopted by the Americans themselves? Pizza (which isn't made the same way in Italy)? The mob (which isn't necessary for community preservation any more)? Columbus Day (which is more East Coast and gets pushback from the indigenous out west)? The ways in which American culture changed by the addition of Italians are nowhere nearly as profound as the ways in which Italians changed into "Italian Americans.">>98606274You know a lot of hospitals do that without even telling parents, right? Doctors don't even think someone might object to the procedure. That's the "normal" I'm talking about.
>>98603122In case of South Korea and Philippines it came with US occupation.In case of South Korea specifically, women started to support circumcision out of hatred of men instead of religion or "uhhhh it looks weird!!!".
>>98603660It's the very first scene, cretin.
Most of what I enjoy about Space King episodes is just the straight up warhammer content. Mega huge robots, mega huge floating train powered by choir, WAR WORLD, brutal dudes in armor fighting. I think the base premise of the show and it's satire in combination with the boy balls joke is completely and utterly lost on me.
>>98607573I think it's funny to play on geneseed and the concept of multiple parents like that. The fact they're kidnapped as children, like aspirants, plays into it well too.
>>98602137I hear other people say the Christmas episode was their least favourite.It's neat that people who like the show already have divergent opinions on what episodes are the best.
>>98607038Yeah, I'm getting tired of having to excuse shows for having a lame pilot episode. Its become the norm to expect but its bullshit. Have a good opening episode, that's the entire basis for getting people to watch your fucking show. That everyone has decided its normal for the opener to be bad is pathetic, up there with needing to watch 10+ episodes of a show before it gets good. Fuck off with that. But yes, Space King will in all likelihood entirely miss anyone who isn't a millennial 40k fan of some variety.
>>98594188>dolphin pornnice
>>98602245>>98606197This, the hogs look badass.
