Do you agree?
>>98596171Are you retarded, it's obvious.Except for the Custodes, I was thinking he was more looking like a Bladeguard
>>98596279>Are you retardedIt's a Space King thread, I think it goes without saying
>>98596171Orks, necron, and Tau are all xenos
>>98596556Think he meant Tyranids.>>98596279Yeah, Space Pigs are Porks.
>reddit king
>>98596171I don't care.
>tranime avatarOf course
>>98596658Reddit hates the everloving fuck out of this show tho? They hard turned on it awhile ago when they realized Tom & Don unironically think female space marines are retarded and are just self aware about it
>>98596922tom and don are secondaries
Space King is what happens when secondaries raised entirely on reddit make a 40k show
>>98596934Unironically reddit tier thinking
Gold captain is literally because Dante has gold armour and blood angels are on armageddon.
>>98597073>space king fan uses redditkek
>>98596936>secondaries raised by reddit>tom and/or don talked about going to the warhammer HQ north america in Glen Burnie maryland because he's from baltimore or something and watching the fall of Cadia match in personboth of them also talk about making terrain out of random shit except the american guy had better terrain.
>>98597073>n-no uSorry, tom and don are tertiaries as are (you). Secondaries would at least recognize the opening spiel from Rogue Trader and every 40k book since.
>>98596936It's a psyop by GW.They want to appeal to rick and morty generation but can't change their own setting and alienate core audience so they secretly financed this spinoff.
>>98597163>they went to a warhammer store once!
>>98597163They also both talk about the last time they played was when they were kids. They're average nostalgic mid tier nerd tertiaries who get their talking points from AI summaries fed to them by whoever the off camera nerd is.
>>98597164>Thing is bad because it isn't a more direct copy of 40kAre you familiar with GW's lawyers retard?
>>98597260>They played the game as kids>Have been making 40k shit since 2008>B-buh they're still secondariesJust take the L and leave dude this is just embarrassing now
>>98597313That's literally what a secondary is you double nigger.
>>98597323
>>98597327lmao >this is just embarrassing now was a great announcement of your intent. They make AI scripted read aloud about black templars and furries regurgitating the most basic pretend edgy opinions and nostalgia. They're pure cancer. The animations are fun but never ever talk to artists like they're people with ideas you should give a fuck about.
>>98597305are you fucking retardedI'm talking about their video where they reacted to the new warhammer trailer and didn't even recognize the voiceover
>>98596171Space hogs are also the Cabal from Destiny
>>98597359Fuck ON destinyfagI wish the nu-squats we got were more military and brutal-looking like the cabal, instead of some awkward NASApunk space marines.
>>98597349>They didn't clap and say 'GLUP SHITTO I KNOW THAT THING' so they're not REAL FANS like MEWay to out yourself further as an unironic redditor
>>98597446>the intro to the game on the first page for the entire time is starwars meme damn girl (you) thursty
>>98596171I disagree becuase i dont want space king to be dmca'd
>>98597313>secondaries think if you touch a warhammer model 20 years ago then you are no longer a secondary
>>98596171Why did Space King succeed where Trench Crusade failed?
>>98597757More reddit updoots
>>98597349>I'm talking about their video where they reacted to the new warhammer trailer and didn't even recognize the voiceover...?I remember them saying they didn't recognize the "you will not be missed" line at the end from previous editions
>>98597151Do you use Reddit?
>wonder why /troongoyim/ hates fashgitz and space king 20+ year running old fags>Realize only ai jeets, trannies, obnoxious lefty faggot and quaternaries hate itTracks lmao.Fashgitz wonChuds wonWe are going home.
>>98598344>t-they aren't secondaries because....BECAUSE THEY ARENT OK!?
>>98597757>>98597767Suspiciously timed posts.Trooncrusades failure could fill multiple effort posts but the tl;dr is:>promised multiple things that were then rolled back on>advertised itself as the new cool new game that's going to be like old trad grimdark 40k, sells out to the left and becomes milk toast with "the church is just as evil as hell but aztecs and muslims are good boys">cultivated a fanbase then backstabbed them>head writer claims to be a history expert, makes multiple schoolboy errors then sperges out and mass bans people for pointing these out>world lore and setting makes no sense (trench warfare when spaceflight and guided missiles exist, hell owns the seas but none of the landmasses and lacks aerial superiority)Meanwhile, Spaceking:>promises a light hearted comedy cartoon in the vein of those 2000's era cartoons with a not! 40k flavour>deliversAnd fir some reason the danger hairs and oh so tolerant commutards are throwing a fit over it
>>98598703That discord post really mindbroke you people
>>98598781I was never involved and had little interest in it beyond the possibility of a Mordhiem like ww1 game. Everything in my post came from observation of the community.
>>98598860>I have little interest in it other than spamming posts about it in unrelated threads
>>98597338>edgyHoly Reddit seethe,you going to say “y’all” soon?
>>98596171BlapBlaps are clearly Palestinians
Space kangz looks like it was filmed for teens and kidults. Somehow its most of marinefags and what they want in 40k
>>98596613Then why didn't they say tyranids
>>98599089They say it's a show for mentally ill teenage boys.
>>98597260>They also both talk about the last time they played was when they were kids.you mean the last time they played were the only good editions.
>>98598896>"why did this thing fail when that thing succeeded">'here's why'>"noooooo you can't talk about it"
>>98599202By what criteria did it fail?
Why are secondary fans so insecure about being secondaries? Wasn't the point of space king to "stick it to GW" or something?
>>98598703>Spaceking:>>promises a light hearted comedy cartoon in the vein of those 2000's era cartoons with a not! 40k flavour>>deliversThis is unironically and unimpeachably correct. Space King does what it sets out to do, which is to lampoon a game that has come to take itself way too seriously over the last twenty years.
>>98599221It lampoons a false version of 40k that exists only in the minds of secondaries. 40k has always been dead serious
>>98599089>Hey guys, doesn't this cartoon about literal manchildren styled on kids cartoons from the 80s seem a little immature?The fact you thought this was an insight worth sharing says volumes about your intellect.
>>98599207See>>98598703
>>98599076That explains the circumcision dick.
>>98599306>What did it roll back on?>"It promised grimdark and failed by being grimdark and not black-and-white" huh?>How did it backstab its fanbase?>QRD?>Sounds like 40k to meTrench Crusade promised to make a miniature agnostic skirmish game and it succeeded at that.
>>98596171Space king is temu tts
>>98598703>>advertised itself as the new cool new game that's going to be like old trad grimdark 40k, sells out to the left and becomes milk toast with "the church is just as evil as hell but aztecs and muslims are good boys"This idea of a this chudded put TC only existed in your head. I think Factory Fortress are a bunch of clowns for basically the reason you outlined, but it delivered what it advertised to enormous financial success.
>i want grimdark>i want le noblebright crusadersPick one
>>98599230Tell me you're a zoomer without saying you're a zoomer.
>>98599521Good we agree. Demons are objectively bad, Jesus is real and did nothing wrong, everything right. Aztecs are godless savages and muslems are wrong (see Jesus is real and did nothing wrong). What's that thing when the thing in my head corresponds in a useful fashion to what goes on outside my head? Oh yeah>Reality
>>98599748muslims belive in jesus
>>98599215>Wasn't the point of space king to "stick it to GW" or something?To stick it to soulless nuGW yes, the creators are OG grogs who love the REAL 40k from back in the day before it went super corporate and sanitized.
>>98597181They made the Inside GW flash animation tho.
>I am his wrath>I am his doom>Upon his ochre plate I s-What was he gonna say?
>>98599230Have you ever read an Ork codex?
>>98599973>I am his wrath>I am his doom>Upon his ochre plate I swear>to plap xeno ass until I coom
>>98599991the franchise tourist doesn't understand the balance of rule of cool applying to the sometimes serious and the sometimes silly when appropriate
>>98596171Space Hogs are somewhat inspired by Krorks it seems.>as big or bigger than the psychowarriors>in power armour>have other advanced tech like jetbikesAlso kind of got some fantasy Ogres influence with the whole driven mainly by hunger thing (unlike Orks which just love to fight)
>>98600051Those fuckers are straight from Destiny
>>98600051i saw them as white scars but they did have the jap-piggu orkiness which was a fun choice, everything matched the motorcycle theme well
>>98600069I don't think Tom and Don play Destiny, that's just generic as fuck and overlapped by coincidence because these were made to be generic space badguys to not get copyright struck by GW.
>>98597338They're primaries they play the game that's all you need to be a primary.
>>98600077They made a video about destiny, I'm sure they've at least played it once.
>>98600051Very kroot like imo>>98599521You clearly did not see the art work or old opening advertising.>>98599382They promised all releases would be 3d printed. Oops. And as fir mini agnostic, that's fine outside of official events. They also screwed the pooch with the ks rulebook being out of date when it arrived to backers.
Space king makes me lol and it’s fun when a new episode comes out
>>98600337They made fun of it as gay tranny halo though
>>98599221It also does that while delivering on the epic moments of hype without making fun of them for being extremely stupid, because that's part of the fun. It's an over the top universe that operates purely on the rule of cool, and it doesn't make fun of something stupid for being stupid because everyone knows its stupid, and pointing out that is dumb.
>>98596171>Okegom fanNot looking good bros.
>>98599819I never know that trve 40k is endless kiddy marinewank vs npc. "Space marines are heroes" is nuGW thing
>>98601414The brownest most ESL post I have ever read on /tg/
>>98601421filtered secondary
>>98601461Filtered from reading your retarded ESL slop posts, yeah, learn english you third world nigger.
>>98601421Ok, secondary
>>98601471secondary melty
>>98596171No? The God Weapon isn't Necrons.
>>98601587It's very much Men of Iron. The Space Hogs are Kroot/Orks.
>>98601129Case in point. That is not a giant robot but rather a giant Psycho-warrior. Sounds stupid but it is awesome in a childlike sense.
>>98599215Post your $90 toys.
>>98602653>heh, you like /tg/? well i'm cooler than you, i am obsessed with marketing material for /tg/
>>98596171
>>98602090There's literally nothing Kroot about the Hogs. Eating people is not a specifically Kroot thing. The Kroot are all religious and picky about what they eat.
>>98599660How did I not remember that the paint alone cost more than 5/6ths of the orbital bombardment plan!
You guys should try playing games instead of seething over the games other people play.
>>98601421giving monkeys internet was a profound mistake
>>98599660>Imperial dogma drives logistics to near constant breakdownGrimdark...KINO
>>98596171This guys a retard, the God Weapons are human made AI not Necron analogues
The AI is analogous to AI.Cannibal hogs riding bikes and jump packs are space marines.
>>98597313If you aren't currently an active player of a game that you are talking about, you're a secondary of that game. If you like, add a year-long grace period to that.
>>98603484>peopleAnd they have a reason for eating people. They need them to keep themselves sentient.
>Golden psycho armor- Adeptus Custodes?Does modern 40k no longer has concepts of relic armor and weapons? They quite literally called the flame pistol a relic weapon.
>>98607532No. Primaris all use newly made gear, so none of it can be relics. Yes, this is stupid and ruins the entire purpose
>>98607685>PrimarisBut psycho warriors are all traditional space marines.
>>98607685>Primaris all use newly made gearWhy are you making shit up?
>>98607730Doesn't matter how much they say it's a 'relic'. The're new pieces of tech made less than a hundred years before the modern day of the setting. Nothing like the thousands of years for the actual relics
>>98596658Nice try tranny
>>98607772>it doesn't count because... it just doesn't, OK??
>>98598998>giving away the codes to make him seethey'all are retarded.
>>98602803>I am greentexting.
>>98607802On one hand you're right because they're called relic weapons.On the other hand GW redefined what relic meant to give them "relics".Kind of like AI today and 4G of yesteryear. If you define AI as "whatever slop I'm selling" then technically we have fully functional AI and have had it for years. Of course nobody actually thinks we have trve AI but maybe you didn't get the memo.
