*collects all the money from the middle of the board*
No.
>>98598669Why do you hate fun? It's already a luck-based game, there should be some chaos (plus a chance for the losers to catch back up).
My polycule has a houserule that if you land on free parking you have to remove an article of clothing
>>98598980Surely that rule only goes so far until all 4 of the women get gender dysphoria when their peepees are showing
>>98598980wtf is a polycule?
>>98598921What it actually does is add an extra hour+ to the game length, easily.
>>98599510Imagine a harem but the cocubines can fuck each other and they're all transbian
*plays with the game piece from Sorry! as my character and I knock you the fuck off of the board if I land on a space you are occupying*Yeah they're both Hasbro games so that means they're compatible, fuck you, SORRY!
>>98598921It's not part of the official rules. Play by the rules or fuck off. All your shitty "fun homebrews" just make the game take four to six hours when it would only take maybe two hours if you just played by the fucking rules.
>>98598499*collects all the villi from your small intenstine with my toes, my foot is so far up your ass*
In my house, if you fall in free parking you get buttfucked.
>>98599510A fat transvestite harem
>>98598921That's already the point of the space, for losers to catch up on and take a breather. It's a place free of rent halfway on your way to Go.
>>98600493Then I reveal that my piece was actually a Bomb (Hasbro is the current owner of the US license for Stratego) and we're both removed from the game.
>>98598499>all payments for property, houses and hotels go into the middle >when anyone lands on free parking all players can take what they can grab and get outside the building>money in hand when outside becomes that player's money >full contact is allowed no eye gouging, nut punches or biting
>>98598921If the losers want to catch up, they should team up against the leading player, not rely on dumb houserules.
>>98604763nuh uh...I...drew a Get Out Of Jail Reverse Uno card...
>>98605603Real Monopoly is played 1v1.
>>98604987>no eye gouging, nut punches or biting>t. boyfucking Athenian
>>98606480Given its unsportsMANlike conduct its fine boys can do those sorts of things. I'm still going to fuck you when you lose though.
>>98600636>it would only take maybe two hours if you just played by the fucking rules.Last time I got roped into playing monopoly I made sure people followed the rules properly and it still took 4 fucking hours, half of which I didn't even get to do anything since I was knocked out first.
