Legmaxxed Yargle edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-august-10-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>98581067>Thread questionWe're through the UB slog and have a UW set coming up in a month. Feels nice, doesn't it?
>>985991905 MV vanilla 3/9 creature...I'll pass.
>>98599190what a stupid-looking thing
>it's not over until the fat genderfluid fem-presenting individual sings
>>98599262Jace's ideal universe btw
>>98599262>it will be another 2 years before WotC / Hasbro can react to the Marvel Rivals memo of design successPray for some Liliana Blanco art that boobanon can work some magic with...
>>98599262I'd bet my left testicle that at least one stinguerquill card has a flavour like>silence is violence, but my voice is more violent yadda yadda
>>98599262This doesn't even fit the Hexhaven design doc - Hexhaven is akin to a strict military academy where they have no room / time for anything but the cream of the crop, this student would get kicked out / failed out within weeks.
>>98599262Why they feel the need to introduce this stereotype in EVERY UW SET? Are they sabotaging UW on purpose or something?
which academy are you attending in Jace perfect world anon?
>>98599262>Born different>Born innocentJim Sterling-looking motherfucker
>>98599295possibly Fatehold, although I'll always be Silverquill as a language major and avid Orzhov enthusiast
>>98599262>BUUUUUUUURP
>>98599292>Why is WotC pandering to the only demographic that cares about UW?
>>98599295>School of Painful WordsI will be saying the N word so much and telling everyone casting this shit >>98599262 to chop his dick off. Rakdos seems based
>>98599262Alt art is nuts
>>98599384I should point out that spell is NOT coming out from he rmouth
>>98599262>fat ugly transgender bitch >student at the literal insult/bully schoolhow she survived?
>>98599392Is that soHere, let's check the serialized art version
>>98599262This showdown will be legendary
They werent very subtle with this one were they
>>98599414>whoever wins...we lose
>>98599262Hell yeah i collect fat dike cards so this is perfect got quite the collection now.
>>98599292>Are they sabotaging UW on purpose or something?i unironically think so.all the hat sets were to prime you for UB in standard. ugly art is so you think UB looks better.
>>98599484Hell yeah
>>98599484Saved lol
>UW promotion starts>slopfags come crawling out of the woodworkCoincidence? No, whether you're aware or not, you're fucking programmed.
>>98599555MtG is nothing but slop.
>>98599262>Fatcaster MageKek
>>98599593that would have been a thing in old magic
Gavin confirms all common and uncommon prepared creatures will share the same 5 spells.
>>98600038Theorix seems very interesting
>>98600038That means those spells are the faction mechanic?
>>98600038why such an interesting concept as "invasive healing" is represented by counters? what a waste
>>98600088+1/+1 counters are freakin EPIC bro!
>>98600088high level (not necessarily exact-mechanics-names-level), what would you represent "invasive healing" as in a game like magic?
>>98600088this is a stunning color pie break, anon; before now, "put a +1/+1 counter on something and gain 1 life" has been a black effect!
>>98600088Seed Suture lets you put a counter on your opponent's creature so there might be something there.
I have lost all interest in this game yet I keep doing my dailies.Besides these wildcards I have 18 draft tokens that I've been saving up over the past couple of years. I don't even know why I keep playing.
>>98600125Nuanced mechanics in 2026? Nah
>>98600038Has he backpedaled on his attempt to dictate the Pauper rules yet?
>>98600109Graveyard flickering>kill creature, bring it back>have death triggers in the faction identity>let's you rebuy ETBs and prepared spells>similar positioning mechanically to flickering, but has its own flair>instant speed graveyard hate shuts off the value, so it isnt AS safe
Come home white man
>>98600162pre-modern mogs
>>98600153To add in>destroy target creature, return it to the battlefield>and create a cursed role attached to it>with x -1/-1 counters on it>its controller discards 2 cards. For each card they can't discard it gets a -1/-1 counter>under your control>face down, can turn face up by paying its costLots of design space
>>98600135Arena is a poor example of Magic. Is crazy how little Faggots of the Coasts have worked towards offer AT LEAST a better experience than MTGO... Lack of all the most popular formats but Stranstard and Pioqueer (both dead), predatory economy that forces any newcomer player to waste money to even try to stay competitive, horrible animations compared to any other digital TCG of the market and a client so spaghetti coded it barely holds itself with continuous bugs, problems and disconnects.Arena is garbage and it this point i can determine that it will be garbage for the rest of its lifespan a short one i hope.
>>98599295I'm gonna sign up for Stingerquill and make my industrial blackgrind band a reality
>>98600211pioqueer was also added, what, 6 months ago? Or was it 1 year ago?They were 3 years late or something since they announced it would come on arena, the client itself is pure garbage too.
This new artwork is making the generic niggeress planeswalker look better.
SEXOO SEXOOOOO SEXOOOOOOOO WITH WITCH SEXOOOOOOOOOO
>>98599190This thing is making me act unwise.
>>98599295konstrari with gruul marionettes seems the most interesting to me
>>98600038Hoping for a playable common with that Voxmancer spell, then. It is almost good enough as-is.
>>98600143Do you WANT Pauper getting turboraped even harder by Commander cards?
>>98599295TheorixI either find the right equations to ascend to a higher state of being or my perception gets squashed into eternal agony across time and spaceno in between
>>98600304Yes, anything to get out of the mh3 niggerange hell.
>>98600162Oh boy I can't wait to play more fucking Amulet Titan.
>>98600189is oath of druids banned in premodern?
>>98599295Either Theorix or Konstrari
>>98599484lmao
>>98599484This is the perfect juxtaposition reality fracture was made to capture!And they say AI can't be art!
>>98599484I can picture this being an enchantment that goes like all creatures have base power and toughness 5/5 but they always exert whenever they attack
Nigger dick bitch
>>98599273>WotC / Hasbro can react to the Marvel Rivalsits never happening. the fat trannies that run western media will burn their companies down before creating attractive characters
>>98600088because cummander hogs love +1/+1 counter decks
>>98600746and they absolutely HATE interaction
>>98600751That's right boys and girls! It's time for another 1-drop that you can't trade up against!
How do I get better at sealed? I consider myself generally solid in draft, but that skill rarely seems to transfer over when building a deck out of six packs.
>>98601006simply open the correct bombs
>>98601009I've tried that, but my opponents countered that strategy by always having the answer.
>>98601006In sealed you can't rely on the power/synergy of a draft deck so what you need to build for is consistency. Be able to find your bombs, be able to answer their bombs. Tempo still matters but it's much more of a format where you're trying to skullfuck them with on-color rares. If your pool is shit, your pool is shit, not much you can do than try to lower variance.
>the Bible UB>everyone expects the Jesus card to be the badass one when the Saul/Paul flip card is actually the one that fuckswow
I didn't realize that all common and uncommon Prepared cards will have the same spell. That makes the set far less interesting than I thought it would be. Imagine making a climax that's more of a wet fart than March...
>>98601677>Pontious Pilot token>Crewcifix 3
>>98600038God I fucking hate these nu-trolls
>>98601006Draft the best bombs and put in situational hoser cards like plummet when you get into game 2 and 3
>>98601677>Third Day W>Enchantment>This enchantment enters with three day counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a day counter from it, then if there are none left on it, sacrifice this enchantment and return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
>>98601898Amen.
>>98599295IM GOING TO BE STINGERGUILL TOP STUDENT
Come back to Premodern, /tg/.Come back home...
>/br/remodern
>>98599262Her stats are 0/5
>>98601677Moses 1UB destroy all opponent’s 1/1 firstborn sons.
>>98601939>Marisa>BRchecks out
>>98599295>>98601939to be rakdos school top student you just have to be a chud?
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/making-magic/the-lorwyn-fiveWhat I got from this is that Richard Garfield and John Tynes are very cool people.
>>98602146Also an ability part the tides 2U tap all lands perhaps
>>98599190That is not how I remember Yargle.
>>98602741>what if every day was leg day
>>98602741He hit the gym hoping that Muldrotha would notice him.
>>98602401Same. Garfield just had a way with this game that it's corpo overlords will never understand.
yay i love playing against this bullshit nonstop>sits there and watches the opponent dig through their deck for 20 minutes producing mana and drawing cards in the hopes that they brick and miss their matemagics, traumatic critique, thor, etc
>>98602821>AlchemyYour own fault anon.
How do you niggas even keep up with new releases and play this garbage, I checked out like 5 years ago
What MTG related paintings do people ITT own? For me it's pic rel
>>98603043>how do you even keep up with new releases
I don't have any paintings. Nor wallpapers. Raw walls.
>>98602401i wonder what structures were like
It's up.https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/reality-fracture-episode-2-purge-yourself-of-doubt
>>98603102Why not paint the rooms different colors. My landlord did a Romanesque paint job with yellow/a light purple/green, one color for each room. Don’t be Rust
>"The original Multiverse has to die for our experiment to succeed."Is this a direct quote from the UB team
>>98603221>theorist jace gets cucked by an old lesboFuck this story blows
>>98603238and it's not even subtle
>>98601677I cast the John 6:8 bread and fish ritual for infinite mana
>>98601677>>98603267>Blood tokens you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 3 life.”
>>98603243>Jace can't plan for shit and his schemes explode in his face the instant they come into contact with another midwit like himselfThis has happened in just about every single story he's ever appeared in. His plans never work. He's always been this guy. He has always had to get his ass dragged over the finish line by other people.
>>98603221It's just gonna be another commander coded legendary matters set...
>>98600378Not really the better juxtaposition would be with their Hexhaven counterparts.
>>98601951No. Don't you have enough players in your wretched format?
>>98603221Interesting, I could seriously entering swapping this in for seam rip in my boros deck.
>>98603429wretched?
>>98603458Any format without a monk deck is wretched
>>98603495No format but commander has a monk deck.
>>98603047
>>98603521https://vocaroo.com/1ddcdWq8OGQu
>>98599289Maybe she's just that exceptional at yelling magical slurs.
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/chaos-vault-the-zeta-set-puts-the-playtest-in-your-hands>Please note that common cards from Secret Lair x MSCHF: The Zeta Set do not affect Pauper legality. If a common card from this release wasn't legal in Pauper, it still won't be legal in Pauper.It's over
>>98603504I have some casual monk decks in modern, and almost every burn deck has swiftspear. I have a standard playable mono g landfall deck with Tifa Lockhart as the lynchpin (verifiably weaker than mightform harmonizer, but that's fine), and a weaker still RG landfall with zell dincht.What am I to do in premodern? Don't even bother bringing up clerics.
>>98599289I think it’s from reality fracture
>>98603536Is this a chris chan reference
>>98603221>Opal tortures Liliana for no reason>leaves when Tam shows up>Theorist drops in later the same day>Opal is back at Liliana's cellDoes she have nothing better to do than torture herself all day?
>>98603570Fucking cope. White weenies run all the monks.
>>98603221Liliana Blanco is a huge bitch. I love her.
>>98602797*sharts out a 0 mana +6*M-Masterful game design... so exciting...
>>98600105Regenerate target blocking creature/ target blocking creature gains indestructible until end of turn. If you don't control that creature, its controller discards a card.Prevent the next X damage to target creature. Tap it and put a stun counter on that creature. X cannot be less than 1.-1/+1 counters.Enchanted creature gains lifelink. Whenever enchanted creature's controller gains one or more life, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.If enchanted creature has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it can't attack.If enchanted creature has five or more +1/+1 counters on it, it can't block or use its activated abilities.
Does your workplace refunds your MTG purchases?
>>98603714Fuck you, that card is at least fun. Better than +1/+1 counters for each crust you've busted in the last 24 hours.
>>98603739Yes, we get it. You only play Commander and never actually experienced Urza block control decks.
>>98603735I would never give my company's money to jotc
>>98603760I'd gladly return to those days. I remember them dearly. Though I can tell you're just performative complaining and are just aping arguments. You're not an old head, quit pretending.
>>98603802Okay LARPer. Enjoy getting Memory Jar looped with cards older than you.
>Tam going to InnistradI guess Garruk might be up next. That's one of his old haunts after all.
Did you guys see that being on the draw in yugioh has winrate of 2% right now?
>>98603714Haha, got em! Yea, garfield sucks, and old magic always sucked.Anyway let's return to GOOD quality magic!
>>98603846This card notably costs more than 0 mana making it better designed by default.
>>98603845>Ban the best going second archetype>All the upcoming board breakers aren't released>Limit a lot of the existing ones for no conceivable reason>wtf going first keeps winningThis is the future in store for Magic btw since they're keeping removal shit.
>>98603714So your argument is one bad card makes him a bad game designer? Kys faggot.
>>98603043>How do you niggas even keep up with new releasesI kinda just stopped, I'll still read new cards if they come my way, maybe go through a sets rares and mythics once or twice after they've all been spoiled, but that's about it.>and play this garbageI stick to nonrotating formats and usually play with glass cannon combo decks that can ignore new cards for the most part, sometimes the new card creates a new combo deck I can't afford (example here >>98603846) then I just completely stop playing until it gets banned or the price drops significantly.
>>98603943>One bad cardYeah, haha. Not like Urza block was 3 whole sets or anything.
>>98603221They printed so many legendary creatures they had to find a way to make drawing multiples not be a negative. This is the second one in two sets now.
>>98604002State your position then coy faggot
Yes yes, the story, I was late, my body hates me but that's irrelevant. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/reality-fracture-episode-2-purge-yourself-of-doubt>Tam is thinking to herself about the differences between Strixhaven and Hexhaven, how she was baffled by Strixhaven at first, feeling so much smaller, Hexhaven is a lot more vertical, and dragons instead of sphinxes confused her because surely a sphinx was better associated with knowledge>She did appreciate being 'alone' in Strixhaven though, out of the Theorist's eyes for the first time>Back in Hexhaven, only her dorm affords her any privacy, and it's hexed all over to keep it so>Then there's a knock at her door, a cadet asking her to study, and Tam refuses while noting the cadet doesn't really feel 'real'>Then she tries to write an apology letter to Abigale, a rather rambling one about how it's unlikely she will be forgiven, but that surely she can be forgiven for doing what she was made for, and such>Then she burns the letter because that makes her feel ashamed, then ruminates on how utterly fake everything feels, including herself>Cut to the real Liliana, bored as hell in a cell>She's been kept firmly separated from all things that could be used for necromancy, only being allowed to eat fruit and such>Her cell's hexed to keep living things out, except for her, and she thinks on if she can even consider Jace to be Jace anymore>A mouse goes in front of her cell, and she tries to urge it to die, to have SOMETHING to raise>It ignores her, and a saccharine voice heralds the appearance of Echo-Lili>Lili hates her, because she has better skin and better hair, but at least the real one has a better personality>Echo-Lili heals the mouse of... IBS, apparently, then they get to talking, despite Lili's best efforts to avoid that>Echo-Lili asks if Lili wonders what it'll be like, being overwritten by her, because Echo-Lili... She considers herself the "one that made the right choices"
>>98604072Garfield was a hack that got lucky and for every shit design released today there's 10 from the Garfield era that are immensely worse. If you want an example of Garfield "design", look at Artifact. A game he had 20 years of experience to develop yet he repeated a fuckton of the mistakes early MtG made causing the game to be DoA.
>>98604129My takeaway here is that Jace has cameras in the bathroom at Hexhaven.
>>98604129>Lili asks if she can just fucking kill her already, Echo-Lili (I'll just call her Opal, the story does) says she probably will when that overwriting happens and raises some questions about what it'll actually be like>Lili makes a threat to raise every dead rat around to have an audience so they can watch her strangle Opal to death>Opal's unamused, calls that Lili's sense of humour, then she takes on an earnest tone, talking about saving their brother, and asking if Lili wants to be saved>Lili's retort is cut off by a heart attack, seemingly inflicted by Opal, who heals it while reminding her she just has to keep Lili contained, not safe>Then Tam appears and replaces Opal in this talk, and Lili internally wonders just why the hell Tam exists, because she SO resembles Jace, and she can't fathom why he'd make her, because she's not a Vraska replacement, so is she his heir, or what>She's also unsure if either Tam or Jace really know the cost of making a person like that>Tam asks Lili if she's okay, Lili immediately asks if Jace is her dad or boyfriend or what>Tam's revolted by the question, so Lili asks if he's her god, which Tam says no to, then Lili asks if she's to replace Vraska, which Tam emphatically denies before threatening to leave>Lili acquiesces and asks what Tam wants>Tam enters the cell, saying she needs Lili to see something>Lili awkwardly steps forward a bit, very much NOT looking at the bust of Gideon that even she's not sure why it's there>Tam takes Lili out of her cell, though she's magically bound and not able to do much>Tam takes her to a room where a real-time copy of the orrery in Jace's sanctum is, showing the Echoverse, then asks Lili what she thinks will happen when it overwrites the original>Lili considers lying, but decides the truth is harsher and says, simply put, that living things have some animating force, a soul or whatever, and death rids them of that
>>98604129I'm still not exactly sure how this Strix/Hexhaven crossover is working. Is it seriously as simple as "Hey a portal opened in the middle of campus to another fucking plane let's just start taking transfer students"?
>>98604169>Given the copies don't quite seem to have that, not fully, they NEED to take over an empty vessel to be 'complete', so the old Multiverse has to die for Jace's plan to work>Lili then hammers that home by saying Tam's friends will be overwritten too>They won't be torn apart, but suffocated, spritually speaking, and what replaces them won't be the same people>Tam's silent, but starts to argue back that they COULD be woven together, in the right circumstances>Lili remarks Jace gave her his stubbornness, Tam shouts she's just trying to find a solution, their cause is just, if they CAN eliminate suffering, they SHOULD>Lili quiets her by saying that betraying those that mean something to you means betraying yourself too, then comforts her by saying it hasn't happened yet, and maybe she can talk Jace out of it>Tam just kind of looks at her like that's a stupid thing, then Lili goes "fair enough, you can probably do it though, he'll listen to himself">Tam takes Lili back to her cell while Lili remarks that Tam is so much like Jace, only looking a bit like Vraska, who Lili admittedly doesn't know that well>Lili hates that she's starting to like Tam, but then she liked Jace>Tam asks if Lili can tell what Jace gave her, and Lili says it seems to be the best parts of himself, his cleverness and creativity>Back in the cell, Lili talks about how Jace's problem is he's talented and it terrifies him, then says to tell her ex it's a bad look to keep a woman locked in a dungeon>Tam nods, leaving some extra food for Lili, then leaves>Tam goes up the tower, noticing for the first time there's no real scents>And hey, there's Chandra, leaving the Theorist's office>Tam greets her, but echo-Chandra ignores that because echo-Chandra is apparently not the most sociable>Along her way to the office, another vision of Lluwen, asking her why these half people get to leave while the real ones will die
>>98604132Current magic is worse, though I'm sure you, an expert in game design who has done nothing of note in his life, can explain how the inventor of magic was shit.Opinion disregarded, I shan't waste my time any more with you.
>>98604214>She barges into the Theorist's office, where he's teaching some Theorix students>The class goes silent and Theorist immediately determines she spoke to Lili>They have a brief mental conversation where she talks about all the people she met at Strixhaven, how shocked she is that every last person will die, asking why she matters more than her friends, etc.>He does a gesture and she's suddenly calmed down, he orders the students to leave then kneels down in front of her to talk>She starts to cry as she confides that the Multiverse dying is the only way they'll truly succeed, and the Theorist hugs her, then points out she could do the same he did, cut out the 'aberrations' from herself, though she refuses>He says "well, purge yourself of doubt then, we're scientists, we can't let out feelings get in the way of this">Tam then says that she can see how he's suffering without his other parts>He takes that in stride, remarking how in his original life, he had to be so many different people he found it hard to remember who HE was>Then onto the topic of the Multiverse's death, he elects to give her some perspective, saying Lili only knows of death and nothing of life, that death is not an ending>Then he starts talking about wanting to contain a map of the Multiverse, and he wishes Loot were here, though that only makes him sad>So he decides "alright, you've only really seen Strixhaven, you don't know how fucked the original Multiverse is" and sends her to go to Innistrad and measure it as a plane so he can fully recreate it in his 'verse>He opens an Omenpath to Innistrad (he can just do that, he controls the Echoverse I guess) and sends her on her way, though he tells her to be safe and understand what they're fighting for>Tam steps through, thinking how the Jace she was made by is so different from the Theorist, the Theorist is much blunter, more willing to control
>>98604256>And the Theorist then storms down to the prison cells, skimming the thoughts of the two prisoners (Lili's is full of swears) and arrives in front of Jadzi, who stands, unafraid>He has a brief bit of uncertainty and asks if there's a chance he's wrong, Jadzi says "see for yourself" and Theorist pops into her head and sees an absolute clusterfuck of knowledge, the Multiverses imploding, one rejecting the other, one destroying the other, Jace winning, Jace losing, Jace dying at 47 because of a tumour, Jace living forever, Vraska coming back, Vraska fighting him, Tam fighting with him, Tam fighting against him, Jace breaking himself down until he remembers almost nothing, Jace giving himself an aneurysm, Jace winning and THEN getting an aneurysm, the Multiverse overwrite successful but what happens to the people in the original could be painless, could be horrible, or they all live, or everything disintegrates, or->Then he pulls out and Jadzi laughs, and the Theorist prepares to kill Jadzi to get his plan started>And he can't bring himself to, and Jadzi's oracle knowledge has her looking real closely at him, and then remarking that he really DOES just want to start it all over>He drops his hand, and Jadzi remarks that success or not, nobody will remember what he did, he will not be thanked>He's embarrassed and angry and leaves in a huff
I still don't understand why Liliana is in the dungeon.
>>98604298>he wouldn't trap liliana in his own personal dungeonNgmi
>>98604251>Nuh uh! No u!Good argument.
>>98604298Liliana is a sexual bomb and Jace knows that. But also he is trying to make his own desired version.
>>98604298A necessary part of the process for turning a Mythra into a Pyra.
>>98604298Because of VIOLENT and brutal SEX to correct that NYMPHOMANIAC corpsefucker.
I can't wait for the resolution of this to be that the whole echoverse vanishes except for Tam who becomes her own strong independent woman that doesn't need Jace being a helicopter parent. Tam deserves to live despite being artificial, but nobody else in the echoverse does because reasons. Some bullshit about Tam being more "real" I'm sure of it.
>>98604298He can't just kill her (because he can't bring himself to and because echo-Lili needs SOMETHING to overwrite), and letting her roam free would make for a headache and a half because if anybody could get him to stop it'd be her and Vraska and he clearly doesn't have the heart to capture Vraska. Or even knows where she is.
>>98604367No pleaseWe NEED Hexhaven in the future
Pre-Modern needs to ban every card over $30 to shake the format up... oh and make Fallen Empires legal.
>>98604364Jace taking lessons from Ugin I see.
Modern players: are there any good rogue/rarely played decks right now you like?I'm getting back in after a over half decade break. I used to play mono blue twiddle storm, black zombies, elves, and utron. None of those decks stand a chance against modern modern decks, except for the one that died for titan's sins
>>98605002Amulet Titan
>>98605002Amulet Titan.
>>98605002Maybe Amulet Titan?
>>98605002Modern Horizons TribalAlso Amulet Titan
>>98605002mono-red charbelcher prison
>>98605002Scapeshift
>>98605002Just wanted to ask Amulet Titan everyone forgets about it.
https://metagame.info/en-us/mtg/articles/bring-back-the-gathering-how-to-save-competitive-magicis mengu right?could pauper save competitive magic???
>>98605915Does it make more money than Ninja Turtles set? no, then fuck off
>>98605915>I recently tweeted about how Magic went from being the best 1v1 game with the best organized play system to feeling more like a board game.*taps the vocaroo link*
This is a joke right? This set is testing how retarded the pay piggies are.
>>98606011what set isnt?
>>98605946>Best 1v1 gameDebatable.>Best organized playAHAHAHAHA
>>98602821>playing arena>playing any arena format where alchemy is legalretard
>>98606011You just don't understand sophisticated new yourkese artists, this is a critique of capitalism! I bet you don't even have a liberal arts degree, simpleton.
>>98605915>>98606037>Best organized play>AHAHAHAHAlike most pros, anything Mengu writes is totally self serving and only about creating a structure where wizards keeps subsidizing his fantasy real life of living with his parents and traveling to play magic instead of getting a job.
How many turns SHOULD a good game of Magic the Gathering last?
>>98606997One. Counting your opponent's turn as the second one.
>>98606037>DebatableWhat other games are up for debate
>>98607083Nearly any other game that isn't Smash Bros or a MOBA.
PlayPremodern?
>>98606997you're not living unless natural decking is a legitimate risk
>>98607551Bring back lantern control
>>98603846yuck
Will MtG ever stop printing UB?!?
>>98606400So true queen
>>98607592Only when / if they deem UB not to be profitableOnly God know what scheme they'll employ next to fill their coffers
>>98607658lmao poor kirk, he should have worn liquimetal coating instead of that vest
I'm having fun making cards using sorcery's illustrations
>>98607945
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>>98607658Based, fuck Charlie Kirk. All nazis must die! All transphobes must die! We're FUCKING COMING FOR YOU CHUDS!!!!!!
>>98606011>>98606400as a concept for a secret lair, it's cute, but it doesn't have the legs to carry an entire set. nevermind the sheer asscancer that is making a secret lair set to begin with.
>>98608351Whitey won't do shit.
Imma save her
>>98608684I would take advantage of the sexy dungeon honestly
So what's gonna be the result of Reality Fracture on Magic as a setting? Planeswalkers retired?
>>98608759Nah Jace fails, gets scolded and the multi-world keeps spinning
>>98608759More Planeswalkers. Who wasn't, gets to be one.
>>98608759>Planeswalkers retired?I guess? They are making less and less planeswalkers by the year, it's inherently too slow of a card type for the speed the game is at unless it's got an immediate effect like Karn or Ugin, and doesn't fit with their cash cow that is commander. omenpaths let them have characters in any settings now.
>>98608783Fblthp planeswalkerwe also get a Fblthp the Found
>>98608789They just released a plethora of Planeswalker commanders .
>>98608803We don't care about the adult day care format here.
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>>98608941Are you fucking stupid? I'm replying to the guy who said no more planeswalkers because they don't fit with commander.
>>98608950I stands by what I said.
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Jace's dickery continues apacehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/reality-fracture-episode-3-i-can-be-both
>>98607574....what does your image have to do with anything
>>98607257I'd assume he meant 1v1 card game. 1v1 game of any kind is a dumb statement, agreed.I was also hoping you'd suggest some magic alternatives that are good.
>>98609168wow this slots ideally into the cat to draw an extra card
>>98609168Do not castaway.
