Welcome… to your first real lesson in Magic. Magic 101, if you will.Before we begin this lecture, what I need you to do is take everything—absolutely everything—you ever even THOUGHT you knew about Magic… and forget it.Throw it away.Feed it to the dog.BURN IT.I do not care.But it must be removed from your mind, because otherwise it will pollute the one true teaching that I am about to impart to you.Now… your mind is empty? Your mind is clear? You have no preconceived notions about what you think Magic is, or what Magic should be?Your mind is free to accept this lesson—unimpeded, unfettered, uncorrupted by the shallow assumptions and erroneous teachings that lesser practitioners, self-appointed “experts,” hedge-wizards, village mystics, and other assorted charlatans have spent generations persuading you to believe?Good.Now we can begin. The first lesson of Magic. Lesson One.You see…Magic is like women.
>>98600285>can't rape a spell
>>98600285>Magic is like women.I guess I won't get it then
>>98600330is that a challenge ?
>>98600391>inb4 flame atronach spam
>>98600285>Magic is like women.It'll blow up in your face for no reason at all?
>>98600285Illogical, unreliable, and only good for making sandwiches?
why isn't AI a bannable offense yet?
>>98600285So black magic is really loud and irritating and repeats itself infinitely, got it
>>98600809I follow Rapeape on TwitterIt will never be. He doesn't have any issue with it, which is why Dall-E spam was allowed on basically every board for like 2 years straight. Normalfags don't care.The people that do care are so fucking retarded, obnoxious, and completely intolerant of even the most harmless use of AI that anyone who might have been on the fence have been catapulted into being pro-AI out of sheer spite
>>98601343>>98600809get the penis out of your butts and calm your tits, I'm not wasting time finding a relevant image for every thread I make and an unrelated image is distracting
>>98600893>evil chanting intensifies
>>98600285Magic owes me sex?
>>98602313>oh no it’s soooooo hard to find a picture of a fucking wizard on the internet please ai slop generator save meJust google it, you dumb bitch
>>98602564NTA, but if you think that googgling for an image to use won't likely as not STILL result in AI slop is wildly optimistic of you. Non-AI content is harder and harder to find, because tech companies want to push AI on you and normalize its presence.
magic exists and is common yet somehow has no economic use beyond trivial aesthetic purposes?
>>98602313You dumb nigger the text is AI too, you used a fucking em dash.
>>98602900>NTA, but if you think that googgling for an image to use won't likely as not STILL result in AI slop is wildly optimistic of youAny search engine worth a goddamn allows you to filter them. The worst part about AIfag discourse is this advocacy for learned helplessness.
>>98600285Stop wasting my students college loans and get to the point!
>>98600285>Magic is like womenYou must master it, or it will master you. You must use your wand like you use your penis. Stick it in magic as deep as it will go. If you lack the Art™, magic will laugh at you. If your wand isn't up to the task, you must use your tongue and your fingers to make magic scream your name. Many a wand has been in her. Plumbed her depths. You are not her first. But she will be your first. Wizcel, I name thee. Fiddler of the wand. Many have failed to tame her. Tossed their wands, abandoned them. Sought to become magic themselves. But always they fail. They are mundane men, twisted by potions and alchemy into a crude mockery of arcane perfection.
>>98602313>why do you expect me to put more than zero effort into the image when that's all I put into the textGood point.
>>98602564I googled a shitload of shit, retard, "wizard in lecture auditorium" and almost anything else produced images of that Youtube personality whatever MtG "scholar guy and Harry Potter.
>>98602978No that was entirely original and I did that on purpose lmao.
>>98605610Then you didn’t search long enough, you dumb fuck. No wonder you’re lazy enough to use ai slop.
>>98605646Go make your own thread then, get out of mine.
>>98603316kek
>>98605676No. Report me, bitch
>>98605883So be it. BEGONE!(and here ya go I even googled a picture for you!:) )
>>98605957Didn’t work :)
>>98605957>wizard has a 45 open ended taper wrench for a wand >we call this one the gemtwister Allow it.
