People call characters like them Reddit or Tumblr, but what would a party of 4chan characters actually look like?
>>98605176Four mud-splattered rapists wielding spiked cudgels and tomes of accursed forbidden arcana. The setting is modern-day Baltimore.
>>98605176We will never truly know. 4chan 2026 is a fed ridden wasteland and /tg/ is an animated corpse of a board.
>>98605176Like this but they're all some sort of basedjack. Draw your party threads used to be more of a thing but something something nogames majority.
>>98605191>>98605205Neither of these parties are optimal enough for this board.First party:>3 Martials>A rangerYeah, not happeningParty 2:>4 martials>3 fighters>A ranger>An elfSuboptimal TPK just waiting to happen.
>big tittied succ>loli elf>angry gremlin thing
>>98605176My last guy was a semi-reformed ex-necromancer (human because i needed the feats). It would have been fun if the party had found out and started some drama, but it ended up being a 1950s NASA type of situation and i cruised under the radar for the whole campaign. >you're suspiciously good at stacking bodies but we need bodies stacked right now so you keep doing it for us and we wont question how you learned to do it
>>98605176>>98605311Half of the party consists of MALE HUMAN FIGHTER and then the other half is a gaggle of min-maxed wizards. Most of the wizards represent the player's fetish.
>>98605405sounds about right
>>98605176
>>98605405There would only be a half-troll who insists he's fully human, constantly making anti-nonhuman racist remarks, oddly always trying to pretend he's ten people, and is not even actually part of the party and is generally despised by them.
>>98605176like nothing, since they've never played anything.
>>98605176>some absolute freakshit>a furry with some barely disguised sexual fetish>a human female mudcore fighter who is actually the biggest mary sue of them all>something that makes everything think the player is a pedo>some blanant self insert power fantasy who champions anons political belives>someone absolutely min-maxed, cant roleplay for shit
>>98605614bonus point: There is an actual 1 in 3 or 4 chance the hyper freakshit character is suprisingly cool and played straight
>>98605176The most bland, uninteresting, soulless party you've ever seen, optimized to hell and back with little care for who the characters are or how they look, instead only focusing on raw numbers.
>>98605218So, WHFRP but a tiny bit darker.
>dwarf who loves ale and hates elves and will sidetrack the campaign to acquire more ale and kill more elves>paladin who has devoted his life to his one true god and will stop at nothing to slaughter all of his god's enemies without hesitation>wizard without any personality who will stop at nothing in order to accumulate any additional mechanical advantage>guy who will try to fuck any female character that the GM introduces and will intentionally seek out female characters if the GM introduces none>professional adventurer who doesn't care about anything other than dungeon-delving and refuses to engage in any activity that isn't dungeon-delving
>>98605743This. Fucking This.
>>98605176Bob, Bert, Tom, John, and Tim, the human fighters
A gay furry and three brown zoomer Indians screeching "YIFF IN HELL, DEUS VULT, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN"
>>98605836>zoomerZoomers don't hate furries. Not as autistically as Millennial teenagers did and Millennials pushing 40 who refuse to admit they're no longer teenagers do.t. Millennial furfag
>>98605176The most generic boring character ever born out of contrarianismThe polar opposite of the above combining 26 different fetishesThe other guy doesn't show up because he doesn't actually playThe other other guy doesn't show up because he thinks that doing anything besides complaining is [insert other website here] behavior
>>98605614How can you be bad at roleplaying? All you do is make decisions.
>>98605667optimizers are better at making interesting characters, of course.
>>98605836>brown zoomer indian trying to convince others thirsting for his furfag "gods" is coolSorry, dogfucker, it's never gonna work.>>98605860Yeah you guys have been working hard on grooming the kids. But you still have to go back.
>>98605176Total Treehugger Death
>>98606859Stop projecting, perv, nobody was talking about grooming.
>>98606773They absolutely aren't. They make statblocks with no personality and only care about big number.
>>98606730Don't we need a /pol/adin?
>>98605176All straight white male human fighters, or, 4 wizards.
>>98605333Work on your art
>>98605176Basically the Space King party.
>>98606877Dragon’s fire can’t melt stone pillars
>>98606877This pic was my first thought upon opening this thread. Glad someone posted it.
>>98606877Source of picrel? Game/s?'Reality' mogs 'Expectation', dwarves are cool af.
>>98605311One of the "martials" in each of those pictures is actually a Cleric or Paladin.>>98605191 is Ranger, Paladin, Thief and Mage>>98605205 is Elf, Cleric, Fighter, Fighter and MageBoth are rather balanced for 1e/2e/BECMI.
>>98605743Add an annoying campy bisexual tiefling bard who is mechanically dogshit but is somehow the only one who says more than two sentences to NPCs.
>>98610394>tieflingNope, immediately lynched by the rest of the party for being self-insert brainrot mary sue storyshitter freakshit.
>>98610408You do realize that the trolls that say "storyshit/freakshit" are just an annoying minority, right?I mean, of course you do, you're probably one of two people who are still trying to force that dumb shit.
>>98610420/tg/ despises tieflings. There is always a thread active that gets enough posts to reach autosage about how much tieflings suck.
>>98610467You mean we have a few people with severe autism.It's not fair to judge a place by only its worst people, particularly when they're just /pol/-tards transplanting themselves here while engaging in proxy politics. /tg/ is outnumbered significantly by /pol/, but that's no reason to treat the shit that slips out of that board as being actually a part of this one, any more than if the entire /pol/ board decided to invade here.
>>98605405The fighters also list the player's fetish.
>>98610408More, I need more buzzwords!
>>98605176>4chandozo
>>98610408I think you mean the party tries to lynch them. The GM won’t let them because they are the only one showing interest in the aspiring writer’s plot.
>>98605464basedIm torn between the Dr. Bob class, or Pool Lifeguard with snowman pet.
TOTAL ELF DEATH
>>98605176I would say "look at Pokemon Clover", but the culture's mostly shifted beyond that, it'll probably be a bunch of shitty generic tranime waifus
>>98605176I don't think anyone calls characters like those reddit. Mainly because no one calls shit reddit anymore, but secondly because people only ever called that kind of humor reddit. Like the dialogue, jokes, etc. But the characters? They're basic as all fuck. Oh the big guy is an idiot barbarian? Half elf rogue and ranger? Elf druid? The bard is a pervert? How the fuck is that reddit, that's just dry and unoriginal. There's not a single tiefling to trigger the fags on this site. Get this guys, would it be reddit if my wizard had a beard and a pointy hat?
>>98605176My suggestion is a slaver who both roleplays and rollplays very well but is too taboo for most tables, a joke character who ruins immersion, an ultra-min-maxed character who both ruins immersion and forced the DM to change the setting such that a certain multiclass would be possible, a shapeshifting prostitute (original form unknown but the current form is from the MGE), and a homebrewed spellblade who casts spells by drawing his own blood.>>98605333>It took 6 posts for someone to mention lolisI'm 20 and I learned about /tg/ from 1d4chan when it was still up, but I feel old.
>>986051764chan as a whole? Nerd who likes to argue over everything, even when he knows he is wrong, because he likes arguing regardless of the topic. Racist with baffling counterculture political takes they won't shut up about.Porn addict that genuinely needs help.Anime fan that knows entirely too much anime lore and terminology, but is otherwise probably the most normie of the group. Someone's dad that is entirely too old to be there with the rest of the group but won't let go of memory of the fun times they had when they were younger, brings up old memes no one else gets because they are 15-20 years out of date.
>>98605307>rhino the douchebag on unemployment that no one really likes, but not enough to kick him out and he's the only one who always shows up
>>98613180Playing anything other than a male human fighter is Reddit
>>98605333>>98605405>>98605614>>98605743Reasonable takes. Then again, is that just the stereotype or what would be your typical guilty pleasures? I think I have a certain tendencey towards "Haughty Tactician / Thinker Type, with a little hint of irony about it, usually a mage or dex fighter" or "Strict & Harsh Inquisitor, Vigilante or Bounty Hounter" or "Dutiful Servant" or some kind of "Based Retard" Barbarian Type recently - and was for evil characters, they tend to end up a bit flamboyant. >>98613180Fair Point. I started the animated series with a buddy recently and I think the last time I had such a headache as in the first minutes, was with Dragon Age Absolution, though maybe it will get better than that. The druid girl is kina cute, though so far my main problem is, that everybody kinda wants to be the snarky vulgar sarcastic one, with the party lacking a clear straight man - pun intented. My second thought on this was, that you would propably have actually funny banter, if you took replaced like one or two of the party with your typical 4chan character or atleast wrote them more fitting this sites humor.
>>98605176It wouldn't be a party to start with since I'm the only person on this site
>>98613180"Reddit" is just a synonym for "bad," like "gay."
>>98605191Based
>>98605487Get off our board you repugnant kike
>>98615269>I started the animated series with a buddy recently and I think the last time I had such a headache as in the first minutes,I watched the first two episodes sober and didn't like it. I was not sober when I then watched the first two seasons. It wasn't nearly as bad the seasons after, mainly because the humor is toned down and the characters feel more grounded in their roles. The newer show is much easier to get into even though some of the characters are more eccentric. But it does have THE tiefling who possibly inspired every bad tiefling player people on this board complain about seeing. She's not nearly as bad in the show and it's balanced because it's just the one class clown and not a party of class clowns.
>>98615295Not being able to distinguish the subtle meaning differences between similar words is a sign of low iq, and leads to the decay of human language because retards just use words interchangeably
>>98615481That has nothing to do with the fact that reddit has been a synonym for fake/shit/cringe for like 12 years here and is even among normies now.
>>98611104No, my character wont let them because he fucks her, but he also doesnt resolve the conflict because it makes her more dependant on him.
>>98605205>>98605191You’re too self-conscious, and aware of genre convention on a meta-textual level rather than on an ingrained contextual one, to ever play any character that fits a classic AD&D book art style party. You will always come up with something straining for this but never reaching it, because it is meant to be effortless. Your modest but aspirational fantasy setting self-insert is poisoned by the understanding that “fantasy setting self-inserts” are a thing, and that you are aiming for it.
>>98605176>but what would a party of 4chan characters actually look like?Socially maladjustes misfits that have esoteric knowledge that sounds absolutely insane but they have a tendency to be right about the darndest things. They wield weaponized autism and have an obsession with repeating digits. One minute they're on a quest to save the world, the nex they're hexing prostitutes into wearing shoes on their heads. Why? Nobody knows. Their wisdom can be described as "imagine a hobo talking to himself, now imagine him actually being right"
>>98605333That's back when /tg/ was still good.
>>98605860YIFF IN HELL
>>98605176I really dislike this netflix anime style where every female character has the same body type and basically no curves. I'm not asking for giant anime tities like naga from slayers but at least something like the DCAU.
>>98605176It'd be a blank space because most people that post on /tg/ are nogames.
>>98617951Seeing the way that the people who are desperate for everyone to know they play games act here, I think I actually might prefer the nogames.
>>98617956Of course you would. You'd rather drag people down to your level then help them climb up.
>>98617964No, I see the attitude of people who think they're somehow better than others because they've unhealthily fixated on some game, and realized that they're just the kind of losers who are bullied everywhere they go for having no redeeming qualities, and they try to repeat what's been done to them here under the idea that meeting the bare minimum of "playing games" warrants acting like elitist assholes to everyone while (almost always falesly) accusing them of not meeting that low bar.If the kind of insult you reach for is "nogames" because you only happen to be one rung above that on the ladder, you're a sad little shit.
>>98605333This and>2 WHITE HUMAN MALE FIGHTERS>1 racist old dorf ranger>1 Hatemonger-esque racist paladinIronically, the players IRL would be pretty diverse, but they would all be male, except the angry gremlin thing player, which is obviously someone's BPD Newgrounds art gf. The Hatemonger paladin is played by the black guy.
>>98605176A bunch of self-important jackasses, thinking far too highly of themselves while accomplishing nothing worth mentioning because the days of doing anything cool are far behind them now.Their adventures consist of doing something mundane or something incredibly retarded and every member is some kind of criminal ranging from petty theft, being a public nuisance, or murder>The Paladin is extremely racist and frequently tries to kill the more colorful looking races but fails anyway because he doesn't actually follow an Oath and is more of a regular Knight larping as a Paladin>The Artificer, Wizard and Warlock are all losers who try to compensate their lacking charisma and personality with "esoteric knowledge" that's actually fairly heard of among the general public because it has the fantasy equivalent of a Wikipedia page and multiple books on the subject, other than that they lack strong spells and are usually casting cantrips>The Cleric is constantly spouting his religious takes in conversations that didn't ask for it and chances are he's misquoting his verses anyway. His God doesn't talk to him and him and the Warlock are constantly arguing about Religion. They're both wrong>The Bard is a pick-me-girl who's artistry consist of the most racist and self-hating jokes possible, it's obvious she's trying too hard but she's kept on anyway because otherwise there would be no girl in the Party>The Rogue is useless at all times but keeps bragging about the amount of bodies he's droppedAnd not a single one of them is White
>>98618029Why can't his Oath be to cleanse the realm of all nonwhites
>>98605743It's perfect. None will socialize with the other except by argueing.
>>98618036Depends on the setting
>>98605743Get me in this fucking game PLEASE
>>98618029Bingo
>>98618029So a multicultural version of The Gang from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
>>98605205Dibs on elf rogue/ranger
>>98605176generally gay and retarded. just go into any "art/memes made by your group" thread and you'll see that it's for the best that most people on this board don't actually play anything
>>98607211nope.
Racist human, Racist Elf, Racist Dwarf, another Racist human of a different flavor.
>>98605176>what would a party of 4chan characters actually look like?
>>98610513Your kind came from external sites and invaded here, you do not get to try and sanitise the board and scream "muh /pol/" every time someone expresses wrong think.>old enough to remember the good years and nazimod
>>98625304>>old enough to remember the good years and nazimodFuck off to /new/ then, that's your containment board. Or just gb2/b/, but something tells me you weren't worth toilet paper there.Though thinking about it, longing for a past that never actually was and a persecution complex built around strangers showing up form The Bad Place™... that really is all you have, isn't it? But while you once had the excuse of being an edgy kid, now you're a middle aged manchild.
>>98625555No. You'll leave.
>>98625304>Your kindI was actually posting here since the first few days of this board. I actually can pinpoint exactly when people like you went from a mere nuisance to invaders. It was 2016, when /pol/ literally tripled in size over the course of a few months.Back then, /tg/ would routinely be plagued by raids from /pol/. Declared raids, with little anyone could do about them because the mods were overwhelmed and also the entire website was still going through a transitional period thanks to moot selling the site in 2015.At no point should you imagine that you will ever be recognized as being a part of the board. Even if /tg/'s body becomes 51%+ tumor, you are still the cancer. Even if it's 90% parasite, you are still the worm.
>>98626206dilate
>>98626220Squirm.
>>98626206I'd say go back, but tumblr rejected your ilk more than a decade ago. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
>>98626800you came here in 2014-16 because it's the "owned feminist" website that lets you watch infinite loli porn. If you tried to stop one of my players from being a tiefling out of some histrionic misplaced notion that you have to be a tranny in real life to find a half-demon interesting for a character concept (while also being one of those people who calls people moralfags and christkikes) you would be out of my house. It would never be your choice because you would never be the dm, because no one wants to play with you
>>98617839>self insertsor I just have an imagination and make a fucking character, you dense nigger. This is why threads like these shouldn't even be made to begin with, questions need the interest and knowledge of the person answering them to be answered. This whole board is just filled with people who are bored to tears by their own lack of creativity, disingenuous as a maxim and completely unaware of even the basics of what they're saying. They posted an image of what they want their party to be like, so that's what it is and you lash out with pseudointellectualism to deboonk that it's what they want because you cannot conscience people doing things without your permission or in a way you wouldn't.
>>98605176Pick any seven characters from this list.
>>98605860I hate you more than ever, since you collectively decided to go all in on woke faggotry.
>>986051764chan's thing seems to be a preference towards racial homogeneity. All human, all dwarf, all elf. If the party looks like Critical Role, it's because a bunch of people died and replacements were sworn in from the NPC cast.
>>98615269>"Haughty Tactician / Thinker Type, with a little hint of irony about it, usually a mage or dex fighter" or "Strict & Harsh Inquisitor, Vigilante or Bounty Hounter"Oh yeah, that's another big stereotype, the smug pragmatic practical tactical intelligent cool-headed smooth operator who constantly tries to use outside-the-box thinking to outsmart the GM and avoid actually risking their character in any shape or form. The smartasses who try to cave in dungeons or flood them with endless decanters in order to avoid actually fighting the monsters, who try to generate infinite wealth through exploits rather than actually go adventuring, that sort of thing.
>>98627133you, your outspoken tranny tiefling players, and those tranime pedos belong in the same barrel. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
>>98627156God I miss it bros. It's never coming back.
>>98627351Class: FactotumAlignment: INTJ
>>98607514For some reason I laugh at "scarecrow fight" every time.
what level are we starting?also halfling evoker wizard backstory my school kicked me out because i had gay sex with an incubus my homie summoned. now adventuring because I can't go home in shame.
>>98617942>every female character has the same body type and basically no curveCurvy women are ableist, microaggressions against women with healthy weights, and serve to appease the male gaze (which is something that should be destroyed, not catered to).
>>98605176There's not really a way to gauge what a "4chan party" would look like because 4chan doesn't have an easy, mindless approval button that enforces a culture on the site.Reddit has upvotes and downvotes, so if you post your party on Reddit and someone else calls your party dogshit, whether or not your party can be considered "Reddit" would be determined by who has more upvotes.If you post your party on 4chan, anyone who likes it but doesn't have anything to say about it will just keep scrolling. Thus, you're more likely to get negative feedback than positive. And without votes, it's usually not clear whether consensus is in favor of your party or the person saying your party looks like dogshit. Especially not on a board as slow as /tg/.
