People call characters like them Reddit or Tumblr, but what would a party of 4chan characters actually look like?
>>98605176Four mud-splattered rapists wielding spiked cudgels and tomes of accursed forbidden arcana. The setting is modern-day Baltimore.
>>98605176We will never truly know. 4chan 2026 is a fed ridden wasteland and /tg/ is an animated corpse of a board.
>>98605176Like this but they're all some sort of basedjack. Draw your party threads used to be more of a thing but something something nogames majority.
>>98605191>>98605205Neither of these parties are optimal enough for this board.First party:>3 Martials>A rangerYeah, not happeningParty 2:>4 martials>3 fighters>A ranger>An elfSuboptimal TPK just waiting to happen.
>big tittied succ>loli elf>angry gremlin thing
>>98605176My last guy was a semi-reformed ex-necromancer (human because i needed the feats). It would have been fun if the party had found out and started some drama, but it ended up being a 1950s NASA type of situation and i cruised under the radar for the whole campaign. >you're suspiciously good at stacking bodies but we need bodies stacked right now so you keep doing it for us and we wont question how you learned to do it
>>98605176>>98605311Half of the party consists of MALE HUMAN FIGHTER and then the other half is a gaggle of min-maxed wizards. Most of the wizards represent the player's fetish.
>>98605405sounds about right
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>>98605405There would only be a half-troll who insists he's fully human, constantly making anti-nonhuman racist remarks, oddly always trying to pretend he's ten people, and is not even actually part of the party and is generally despised by them.
>>98605176like nothing, since they've never played anything.
>>98605176>some absolute freakshit>a furry with some barely disguised sexual fetish>a human female mudcore fighter who is actually the biggest mary sue of them all>something that makes everything think the player is a pedo>some blanant self insert power fantasy who champions anons political belives>someone absolutely min-maxed, cant roleplay for shit
>>98605614bonus point: There is an actual 1 in 3 or 4 chance the hyper freakshit character is suprisingly cool and played straight
>>98605176The most bland, uninteresting, soulless party you've ever seen, optimized to hell and back with little care for who the characters are or how they look, instead only focusing on raw numbers.
>>98605218So, WHFRP but a tiny bit darker.
>dwarf who loves ale and hates elves and will sidetrack the campaign to acquire more ale and kill more elves>paladin who has devoted his life to his one true god and will stop at nothing to slaughter all of his god's enemies without hesitation>wizard without any personality who will stop at nothing in order to accumulate any additional mechanical advantage>guy who will try to fuck any female character that the GM introduces and will intentionally seek out female characters if the GM introduces none>professional adventurer who doesn't care about anything other than dungeon-delving and refuses to engage in any activity that isn't dungeon-delving
>>98605743This. Fucking This.
>>98605176Bob, Bert, Tom, John, and Tim, the human fighters
A gay furry and three brown zoomer Indians screeching "YIFF IN HELL, DEUS VULT, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN"
>>98605836>zoomerZoomers don't hate furries. Not as autistically as Millennial teenagers did and Millennials pushing 40 who refuse to admit they're no longer teenagers do.t. Millennial furfag
>>98605176The most generic boring character ever born out of contrarianismThe polar opposite of the above combining 26 different fetishesThe other guy doesn't show up because he doesn't actually playThe other other guy doesn't show up because he thinks that doing anything besides complaining is [insert other website here] behavior
>>98605614How can you be bad at roleplaying? All you do is make decisions.
>>98605667optimizers are better at making interesting characters, of course.
>>98605836>brown zoomer indian trying to convince others thirsting for his furfag "gods" is coolSorry, dogfucker, it's never gonna work.>>98605860Yeah you guys have been working hard on grooming the kids. But you still have to go back.
>>98605176Total Treehugger Death
>>98606859Stop projecting, perv, nobody was talking about grooming.
>>98606773They absolutely aren't. They make statblocks with no personality and only care about big number.
>>98606730Don't we need a /pol/adin?
>>98605176All straight white male human fighters, or, 4 wizards.
>>98605333Work on your art
>>98605176Basically the Space King party.
>>98606877Dragon’s fire can’t melt stone pillars
>>98606877This pic was my first thought upon opening this thread. Glad someone posted it.
>>98606877Source of picrel? Game/s?'Reality' mogs 'Expectation', dwarves are cool af.
